Je Suis OSR
On Planet Earth, a bunch of creative types got Call of Dutied by the terrorists, for drawing some naughty pictures and making buttfuck jokes on Mohammed(sp?), but that’s nothing.
Planet OSR is like Bizarro World where everything is reverse: we have to be 24/7 vigilant against rogue “creative” types who are terrorists that threaten to destroy innocent lives with their fucking gross ideologies and shitty Kickstarter projects. Witness:
- Venger Satanis, who no one can even say his ridiculous name without laughing at him like Nelson, if you put some pennies in his tin cup he’ll tell you how to DM “like a boss.” No clue what that means exactly, but his idea of a boss is Cthulhu so probably some green mood-lighting is involved and maybe you get access to his list of ultra-awesome adjectives including “bilious,” “squamous” and “fhtagn.” This video I think outlines what he thinks makes a great DM, but I didn’t make it past 27 seconds because every fucking video he talks like he just woke up and he’s not exactly sure where he is or who he’s talking to.
- John Adams aka the Brave Halfling Who Shits His Pants is threatening to publish more material and presumably again wants you to pay to not receive it. He’s still mailing out boxes ordered 3+ years ago at a steady rate of 1-2 per year, God bless his little soul. Is John a real life Brick Tamland? I think so.
- Perhaps the most vile terrorist threat of all is the Scud launched by James Fuckpig Raggi IV, who wants to unleash upon an unsuspecting world JaMal’s CursedChateau 2.0. All the LotFP fanboys are receiving the news like this, but I reviewed the original and I’m too lazy to find my own link but basically my well argued critique is that it blows hot ass.
I hope that as a community we can unite and take a stand against these terrorists, or at least make fun of the way they look and any other personal or lifestyle attributes that vary from a very narrowly defined norm, including being a pastor at some gay ass church.
Je suis OSR!