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  1. Ant permalink
    January 28, 2011 9:37 pm

    God help me, but for some reason I really want to know what your reaction would be to this particular blog post:

    I have a feeling you would have a wonderful time with it. Enjoy.

  2. permalink
    February 17, 2011 12:13 pm

    DEWD!! You totally dewstroy all the self-possesssed narcistic retreads taht fill the OZR!! Bravos!

    You are the king of the trolls!!
    You don’t even need to go to elsewhere blog to do it! Nope right here from Trollheim itself!
    U R Trollface TrollKing the First!
    All of us lesser trolls come here to bask in your trollish goodness (badness?)!

    In closing, I would like to ask:


  3. Ant permalink
    February 17, 2011 12:52 pm

    Awesome! Thanks!

  4. Marc permalink
    March 27, 2011 10:33 am

    Dude, I’d suck your cock but NunyaBidness did it already. All I can offer is a reacharound now.

    Troll on and be a thorn in the side of the pretentious and uncreative.

    Thanks for the laughs.

      January 16, 2013 1:21 am



  5. Steve permalink
    May 17, 2011 10:56 am

    Hey, I noted you liked Carcosa – Any other stuff you like of similar vein?

    Hey, don’t kill me I only DM a Game, and its 2nd edition with Houserules!!!



  6. June 24, 2011 10:33 am

    “The real reason I hate those self important bloggers is that they didn’t ask my permission first.”
    —Bill Silvey AKA “The Dungeon Delver”

  7. bill permalink
    July 9, 2011 4:59 am

    Thanks so much for all the effort you put into such a worthless pursuit!

    Shame you can’t actually contribute anything to the gaming community, but at least your shittard scrambling for the low shot is humorously reminiscent of your non gaming habits, such as when your pustulent tongue stretches, elongated, longingly for the last drop of urine on your dog’s dick. Hooray – both useless and disgusting!

    You sir, or ma’am, or fucksnot (not sure which appellation applies) are (to use a metaphor you might understand) an engorged clit who thinks it is a penis. Your scuffed labia wallows in the cheesy smegma of your own ineptitude. Try and actually do something, it’s better than whacking that leperous dick gleefully at the cheap shots you apparently think are so clever.

    If you actually can produce something, contribute something then maybe you might be worth listening to. Even the jerk at Demogorgon actually does stuff. YDIS worse than demogorgon? That’s bad.

    I understand what your plea might be, but shooting little shit balls from a corner in the dark doesn’t count as a contribution just as your obsessive observation of the pattern you create on your toilet paper constitute any great contribution to the world of art.

  8. Rob Kuntz permalink
    July 15, 2011 11:32 pm

    Chris Kutalik rules! You should worship him and his dungeon ramblings at the hill cantons! He kicks y’all’s redneck arse!

    • February 8, 2012 8:58 pm

      I used to be a man (perhaps you can guess my former self), but I was so tortured that I decided to take hormones and wear pink sweaters. Please wish me all happiness.

      : )


  9. Lugh permalink
    December 4, 2011 9:40 am

    I gotta say, even though your site is not funny for anyone not deeply versed in the OSR, it’s served the valuable purpose of making me not want to read their blogs or look at their work at all.

    Also the insufferable linked comments about how they WILL persevere through your just HORRIBLE trolling is precious. Don’t they know that this shit is complete gibberish to anyone who hasn’t memorized James Maliszewski’s biography?

  10. January 2, 2012 3:54 pm

    Possibly germane:

  11. Steve permalink
    January 20, 2012 1:52 pm

    I like the fact that you support the STOP CENSORSHIP campaign. Good Call! Good call!

  12. marc permalink
    March 15, 2012 7:04 pm

    I’m confused about these guys running kickstarter campaigns to fund their dungeons. If someone donates $22, they get a free copy of the dungeon? What the fuck is free about a $22 donation? Why can’t they just publish the thing on line, or offer it as a free download from a google (or similar) documents file? What the fuck?

  13. Anthony N. Emmel permalink
    August 18, 2012 10:28 am

    Those retro-clone-publishing assholes are scrambling to talk about how bad it is that WotC is releasing the old games in electronic format.

  14. steve permalink
    August 27, 2012 3:41 am

    Hi – I took your advice and Carcosa is brilliant. (Even if it is… etc.) Is there anything else that you consider worth while? Kind regards Steve

  15. August 27, 2012 3:38 pm


  16. Fatty McNeckbeard permalink
    February 10, 2013 11:27 am

    I have it on reliable authority that I am an asshat, not a dickbag.

  17. February 21, 2013 6:53 pm

    What the monkey dick?!!

    A kickstarter to fund Free RPG Day offerings?!!

    And it funded at $18000+?!!

  18. unclecarbuncle permalink
    April 16, 2013 8:29 pm

    D AN D

  19. June 12, 2013 12:27 pm

    I was told I would find pictures of naked Elf girls here?

    WTF I want pointy ear porn….

  20. beto stewbeans permalink
    January 9, 2015 2:19 pm

    Dig it. Anti Raggi

  21. March 25, 2018 1:10 pm


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