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James Raggi is promoting Nazi-guy-who-likes-to-murder-people-and-burn-down-churches Varg Vikernes, will Zak S. continue to make lots of money for LotFP and help proliferate Nazi ideology?

March 15, 2015

EDIT: Mad shout-out to rogerthecabinboy for pointing this out in previous comments!

Is James feeling lonely? Euro in the shitter and sales down? Usually those trigger his shock schtick to activate, form of SOMETHING DUMB TO SAY THAT GENERATES CLICKS AND STORE TRAFFIC!!! This would explain why he’s getting the word out about Varg and his White Power game (I’m not going to link to Varg’s video or James’ endorsement of it because I refuse to promote hate or contribute potentially even $1 in sales — I’m looking at you, Mjollnir — to Varg’s pockets, it’s on fatso’s G+ stream if you want to look it up).

Big question is: when does Zak S. pull the ripcord on his relationship with LotFP? Zak is pretty clearly in the NAZIS ARE TOTALLY NOT CHILL camp. Witness him summon the shades of a thousand Treblinkan crematoria wraiths and wear them as armor+shield:

Zak should probably get a serial number tattooed on his wrist to mark his suffering, but that's none of my business...

Zak should probably get a serial number tattooed on his wrist to mark his suffering, but that’s none of my business…

Of course, Zak is the prize milking cow for James and LotFP — will he continue to do business with James, now that Raggs is helping Varg pay his StormFront subscription? Exposure on Raggs G+ connects with a HUGE audience, this is easily the largest and most precisely targeted exposure Varg could possibly win for his White Power game in which, “Non-white people are used as orcs and goblins. They are described as violent, uneducated and filthy.” Can we guess at the worm-like argument Zak makes to justify his continuing support for Raggs? WHAT WILL THE DEAD JEWISH RELATIVES SAY?!?!?

Recovering Retard WE NEED YOU (to draw Hitler Varg and Raggi Goering with Zak Himmler examining a map of their OSR conquests)!!!

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  1. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 15, 2015 10:12 am

    Smart money says that Zak will ignore this. First, the spice must flow, and Raggi is just the sort of Harkonnen swine who can make it happen. Also, it’s a lot easier to go after a harmless geeky Canadian lady than to go after a crazy Norse dude who’d be perfectly comfortable with burning his disabled girlfriend to the ground and stabbing him in the Mohawk.

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 15, 2015 7:26 pm

      I had an excruciating painful night last night.

    • March 17, 2015 12:31 pm

      Surprisingly little new noise on the Varg Vikernes front of the blOwSR wars. And Monte Cook’s upped the ante over at the company’s Facebook page, inviting the SJWs to mince words with him. https://www.facebook.com/monte.cook?fref=nf Don’t miss the Comments section, starring long time “The Grim Adventures of Zak & Mandy” villain Andri Erlingsson.

      • March 17, 2015 12:33 pm

        Sorry, screwed up the link: https://www.facebook.com/monte.cook/posts/462432443921244

      • March 17, 2015 12:48 pm

        ZOMG, Varg Vikernes’ BFF Zak Smith is joining Monte Cook’s Native American appropriation efforts: http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com.br/2015/03/some-native-american-d.html

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 18, 2015 3:58 am

        God damn both of those links are mind numbing. The whole Strange stuff – good for Monte for trying to hold open dialogue, too bad for almost all the shitty comenters. Andri’s butthurt over his Norse heritage being appropriated is particularly poigniant.

        And Zak to the rescue – with a Random Table – cutting edge stuff for those too lazy to think. But it was designed by a native American! And here is some commentary by a woman! No chinks in Zak’s armor!

      • March 18, 2015 8:55 am

        If people fail to understand your jargon, that’s YOUR failure, not their’s. Unless, of course, it’s your goal to Not Be Understood so that you can feel/pretend to be ‘intellectual’. Which is naturally the goal for certain types of people. Also my last few columns at EveryJoe.com have been filled by substitute columnists (first an Israeli transhumanist woman active on the trance rave scene and now a literal Canadian sock puppet) so you can probably figure out I’m really busy. Please keep in mind that if you like this blog, or you hate it but can’t stop reading it, you might want to click that Paypal “Pundit Patronage” button on the side and send us a tip, to keep me motivated!

  2. shlominus permalink
    March 15, 2015 10:37 am

    i’m not sure what vikernes thinks about hentai, but he thinks that “The porn industry is Jewish and designed to break down European morals and sense of honour.”

    http://www.burzum.org/eng/library/war_in_europe06.shtml

    even zak “master of hypocrisy” smith won’t be able to spin that one. i fear this will be the end of zaggy. i think raggi fucked up big time here, even the osr won’t accept that shit.

    lol, joking of course! zak won’t do shit. raggi is a friend, so it’s ok (you have to read the footnotes, otherwise you won’t get zakism). imaginary fascism is bad. a real nazi… not so much. the only thing that will happen is that therpgsite calls this place a heaven for sjw’s. 😉

    zak’s hypocrisy conquers all!

    also:

    STOP HARASSING LOTFP!

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 15, 2015 7:24 pm

      My biz is suffering because I suffer.

  3. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 15, 2015 11:25 am

    Fuck Dark Albion, Pundejo can write “Breivik and Burzum”, the OSR game in which you can play right-wing Norwegian murderers. It’ll be a cut-and-paste of the “D20 Modern” rules with the addition of real gen-yoo-ine Rune Magickkk for players who are ready for “the real power”.

    Raggi will refuse to publish it, and Pundejo will go on a nine day’s sulk.

  4. Kent permalink
    March 15, 2015 11:28 am

    CHORTLE & SNORTJOY

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 15, 2015 7:25 pm

      I’m still lost. 🙄

      And I am dead. :non:

  5. Ramifications of the Blame Princess permalink
    March 15, 2015 2:10 pm

    Huh, I seem to have some vague memory of Zak very recently, and very verbosely, cutting ties with another publishing outfit because he disagreed with the views of someone that publisher was associating with. (Was it the Schme-schmapist? Or am I remembering wrong?)

    So Zak could either apply his own previously stated (oh, so extensively previously stated) standards to this situation and cut ties with LotFP, or offer an explanation (surely a very lengthy and not at all hypocritical or logically incoherent explanation) about why his previous standards don’t apply to this situation, or he could pretend not to notice that this is happening and do basically nothing.

    The smart money’s on Door Number 2 here, but in this situation, even the car is probably a goat.

  6. March 15, 2015 6:10 pm

    This is 100% the kind of book the Oh Noes Not Up To My Precious Precious Indie Font Nazi Standards Squad would’ve trashed had it come out a year ago. But this is the Year of the Goat and they are all gone now, since they fucked up so bad harassing us over 5th edition.

    • March 15, 2015 6:26 pm

      I dig him too, Jew. We’re OSR!

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 15, 2015 7:23 pm

      I’d like to get rid of this damned Yahoo toolbar!

    • Elminster Crowley permalink
      April 19, 2015 11:02 am

      I am inclined to believe Zak really is indeed a jew. Let’s look at the facts:
      1) He’s a degenerate
      2) He’s a narcissist
      3) He has built his “fame” on associating a relatively wholesome game with the supremely jewish moral-degradation-for-money industry
      4) He wields PC jargon (that he obviously doesn’t actually believe) with the expertise of a Brooklyn rabbi.

      If only mean old Hitler had managed to gas a few more of Zak’s relatives, we might be spared his faggotry today.

  7. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 15, 2015 7:47 pm

    Haha. Through the looking glass here, people. It’s now beyond blOwSR self parody. These guys are cartooning themselves more than we ever could. BTW, Zakbot’s Zak pic is great. What Zak looks like when typing angry. Both hands on the sides of his head. Maybe he’s typing with his dick? Y’know, like Tommy Lee piloting that boats steering wheel with his hog in the Pammy tape?

    But, is that pic from a time when Zak had hair on both sides of his sweaty melon? When did he ever look like somebody daddy wouldn’t be suicidal over producing?

  8. Timotheus permalink
    March 15, 2015 10:29 pm

    Wow, totally fascinating watching zak on his ask.fm bullshit pretend that fagggi is cool and calling other people nazis because they are calling out faggi. This should be a watershed moment, but it won’t amount to shit because people will keep on drinking zak’s rancid brand of fascist kool aid. The most cogent thing kent has said is to identify hitler’s mustache on zak’s head. Truth.

    God damn maybe it is the tequila but I am really pissed off at that fucking coward piece of gaddamn shit who invokes his exterminated ancestors to highlight his disagreement with wundergeek but convienently ignores them when his buddy embraces a real proud nazi.

    Zak is a goddamn lying piece of troll shit. Seven more shots of Pepe Lopez coming up. Goddamnit fuck RaPeLand too and Mandy Stockholm Morbid and their creepy ass goosestepping crew of fascist sympathizers. Also fuck Raggi and his nazi sympathizing fataass fucking

    • March 16, 2015 7:16 am

      According to Zak’s ask.fm, if Raggi didn’t help Varg sell books, then there’s no problem!

      Of course, if Raggi “accidentally” helped Varg’s sales, it’s probably “more than offset by…all the good work James has done.” You know, all of the “good work” Raggi has done for widows and orphans and victims of hate crimes – the man’s a saint.

      I guess if Brandon Morse risked his life saving a bunch of blind kids from a burning building, Zak would return to The Escapist.

      • shlominus permalink
        March 16, 2015 7:43 am

        i consider zak to be the most dishonest and hypocritical person outside of politics, but i am still surprised by how low he will go.

      • MandyMorbidbot permalink
        March 16, 2015 8:14 am

        Red blood is never as scary as black blood clots coming from any orifice ever. And I’ve pretty much got y’all beat in every way on this one. :p

      • bad wolf permalink
        March 18, 2015 1:42 pm

        Raggi’s G+:
        Dave Valderhaug 9:25 AM

        Great article. I will be buying the game, then I’ll make an informed decision on it. I own Burzum CDs and I’m sure there’s a Burzum t-shirt somewhere around my house.

        Ding ding ding ding!

      • March 18, 2015 1:59 pm

        LIAR! You either lie or you have no concept of what the truth means.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 18, 2015 2:13 pm

        @Badwolf, post number and date and It’s a wrap.

  9. dmdr permalink
    March 16, 2015 2:24 am

    Jesus Christ guys we should stop making fun of Zak — he’s ready and willing to fucking throw down, if you don’t know that expression, it means ‘fight’, at the drop of a hat! I bet that big floppy mohawk would hurt if it got you in the eyes. (pic supplied for those who don’t want to go to his ask.fm)

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 16, 2015 5:20 am

      I look forward to Zak’s “Neo-Nazi Crustcore Confrontation” RPG, Shoving and Shit.

      For the record, I totally, 100% believe that this actually happened, and that Zak totally would have wiped the floor with this totally existent skinhead.

      • dmdr permalink
        March 17, 2015 3:49 am

        Oh come on – getting into a ridiculous shoving match and then acting as though he’s a hardened veteran of the Spanish civil war is definitely something Zak would do.

        Someone should ask him why he was supporting Malevolent Creation though:

        (tw: Bill Zebub)
        http://www.thegrimoire.com/666/MalevolentCreation2/tabid/68/Default.aspx

      • March 17, 2015 5:40 am

        Someone threw a drink and then there might’ve been security involved.

      • shlominus permalink
        March 17, 2015 6:14 am

        war is hell!

        i think it’s obvious that zak drew from this for his consulting gig. divine shite, flurry of lies, the whole “oaf of vengeance”, all this and more was probably inspired by zak’s riveting eye-witness experience.

        few get to see a brawl at a metalconcert up close and live to tell the tale!

        ps: “There’s just too much attention on the nose.”

    • Player Haters Handbook permalink
      March 16, 2015 8:03 am

      The problem with Zak is that he’s all over the place, the essential Zakness is diluted. I’m glad to know that ask.fm provides an asshose of pure Zach diarrhea: defensiveness, evasion, paranoia, and hypocrisy.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 16, 2015 8:51 am

      Hey guys i’m back what did I…HOLY SHIT.

      Nice.

      I’m assuming we are discussing the 14 march 2015 post. While I think a normal person would not really bat an eye at Raggi[‘s controversy mongering antics, a sensitive and morally upright snowflake such as the Zakina should have reacted with at least threats and snarling at the apparent light-heartedness of Raggi and his attempts to draw interest to an honest to god Nazi Gamer.

      James just identified a Nazi as OSR. This, sayeth james, this is what the OSR is all about.

      @Shlomius – this place is already a haven for both SJW’s and Nazi’s according to Pundit(if he applied half the creativity to his games as he does to spindoctoring maybe Arrows of Indra wouldn’t be so utterly putrid).

  10. Scott permalink
    March 16, 2015 6:14 am

    Varg has been involved with several landmark Tr00 Norwegian Black Metal albums and thus has some of my money. It’s a Roman Polanski thing. “Well, yeah, but … Chinatown.” I still listen to the Who despite Pete Townshend’s teenage waistband escapades, etc.

    (I’m not a huge black metal fan, not my preferred genre, but I have a few of the “essential” albums.)

    • rogerthecabinboy permalink
      March 16, 2015 5:59 pm

      Yup, I feel the same. Been listening to Aske on my commute lately. Also, reading about Mr Grishnakh’s attempt to play with his kids, tugged at my heartstrings.

      • Scott permalink
        March 19, 2015 7:49 pm

        Varg is basically an intense LARPer with notoriety and a commitment to tr00 fantasy. The project name “Burzum” is from the inscription on the One Ring. The cover of “Det Som Engang Var” is a blatant copy of the T1-4 cover. He has been known to bop around in chainmail for no good reason. He unironically recorded “The Crying Orc.” In one interview, he listed “staff sling” as a legitimate weapon for modern warriors to learn, which means that not only is he a D&D fag, he uses Unearthed Arcana.

        At heart, he’s a shock jock. He’s no more a real neo-Nazi or fascist than I am. Well, maybe a little. He has a National Front-level racialist stance – he’s a pagan-fetishing yob ranting about Pakis and the vaginal sanctity of fat white girls with pigtails.

        The mayhem (heh) of the early Norwegian black metal scene would be as good an example of groupthink as I could think of if it weren’t for the second wave.

      • Scott permalink
        March 19, 2015 7:50 pm

        *fetishizing, because self-correction matters here

      • March 20, 2015 6:29 am

        He has been known to bop around in chainmail for no good reason.

        We need a reason now?

  11. Timotheus permalink
    March 16, 2015 9:32 am

    Time for some zakattack style slut-shaming. Here are the fucks who +1’d Raggi’s “Varg is OSR” post:

    Chris Gonnerman +1’d
    Kevin Dale +1’d
    Mario Torres +1’d, reshared
    Dave Valderhaug +1’d
    Gogron gro-Bolmog +1’d
    Porter Woodward +1’d
    Clint Krause +1’d
    Massimiliano Caracristi +1’d
    Basic Fantasy Role-Playing Game +1’d
    Glen Greentoad +1’d
    Victor Garrison +1’d
    Jonathan Miller +1’d
    Cassiah Alencar Perrelli +1’d
    Forrest Aguirre +1’d

    Cocksuckers all.

  12. Kent permalink
    March 16, 2015 10:36 am

    Im not seeing how Raggi promoted this weasel-bearded german clown which leaves Antman Zak off the hook.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 16, 2015 12:05 pm

      Will you at least try to sober up long enough to put together a coherent sentence?

  13. justme permalink
    March 16, 2015 10:43 am

    Aw gee guys supporting a guy who killed someone “in self defense” who went to prison for 15 years for burning down 3 churches isn’t all that bad…hold on, the nazi shit is writing a roleplaying game….the f’n monster, there’s enough of them already.
    ,

  14. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    March 16, 2015 11:59 am

    So, Raggi is stirring up controversy to generate site traffic in Ye Olde School Shoppe I see. Zak goes on the rag(gi) and tells Fat Jimbo on G+ to drop the VARG IS OSR! meme nonsense but stops short of pulling his wares from LotFAP like he did with the Escapist. Nazi Apologists everywhere (FREE SPEECH!), the Neo-Nazi Right Wing Libertardian enclave at Pundick’s place are having a field day with self congratulatory reach arounds, and SJWs smell the blood and are circling the blOwSR toilet. Zak illogically equates Varg’s Nazi D&D with Fate Core/Evil Hat, blooey is on some mindblowing meds but still in pain (God bless him, seriously), and I have to wonder what’s next? Oh right. Injuns are on the war path because Monte Cook made some serious wampum off of Native American cultural appropriation in the Strange.

    MOTHER FUCKING UP THE ASS JESUS CHRIST DOESN’T ANYONE JUST ROLL UP SOME CHARACTERS AND GAME ANYFUCKINGMORE?

    • March 16, 2015 11:40 pm

      Playing some Call of Cthulhu or summat tomorrow. Shitty play report forthcoming if anyone’s interested?

      • March 16, 2015 11:41 pm

        Oh Christ, get on with the Warhammer already.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 17, 2015 12:05 am

        Is “get on with the Warhammer” a reference to masturbation?

        AFAF

      • March 17, 2015 3:48 am

        We’ve been through this. I have nothing to gain from posting a WFRP report since I already run a perfectly adequate WFRP game and don’t have anything to prove about the system, and a report that doesn’t have some larger purpose would waste my time and yours. Why are you so keen?

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 17, 2015 6:11 am

        Make it happen. My Dark Heresy game is on hiatus so we are looking for something to one-shot and CoC is definetely on the list.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 17, 2015 6:34 am

        Von, “perfectly adequate” is not a strong endorsement of your game. Many rungs below “fucking awesome” and lower even than “pretty good.” Is this your brand of modesty, or self-deprecation?

      • March 17, 2015 6:38 am

        My players go home happy and I am generally in demand as a GM, from which only Q that can be ED’d is that I’m better than the alternatives. I have met a handful of people who are significantly better at it than I am and a lot of people who are worse, but that’s no call to be putting on airs. I’m not actively recruiting players, or trying to sell you anything, so I don’t feel I have anything to gain from claiming to be the Officially Most Awesomest at Warhammer Fantasy Role Play.

  15. Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 16, 2015 12:17 pm

    Passover is going to be awkward at Casa Smith this year.

    How is this night different from all other nights?”

    “Tonight, I found out that my son has given his tacit approval of a neo-Nazi!”

  16. Kent permalink
    March 16, 2015 1:26 pm

    I am not convinced the criticism of Zak in this instance would stand up in a court of law.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      March 16, 2015 2:21 pm

      Neither could you, you drunk loser. Literally AND figuratively.

  17. Kent permalink
    March 16, 2015 2:30 pm

    My Whiskey Song.

    Whiskey Whiskey Whiskey,
    Whiskey in my tummy
    Yummy Yummy Yummy
    My dick in a cute girls bummeee
    I love Whiskey
    I love mmmeeeeeeeeeeee
    And I love whiskemeeeeee

    Hurin and Turin love whiskey
    and Kent and Gauss love whiskey
    and Homer and Shakespeare love whiskey
    and Laurel and Hardy love whiskey
    I love Whiskey
    I love mmmeeeeeeeeeeee
    And I love whiskemeeeeee

  18. Kent permalink
    March 16, 2015 2:56 pm

    Also I want you mugs, my only fans, to prepare yourselves for a campaign setting I have nearly finished typing up in LaTeX which I will be charging a reasonable amount for.

    Do you know what LaTex is? i ask because almost all of you are unemployed or did mediocre degrees in irrelevant universities.

  19. Kent permalink
    March 16, 2015 3:18 pm

    What did I watch this Evening?

    Snatch – Guy Ritchie – 2000.

    Very good. movie for drinking to

  20. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 16, 2015 3:43 pm

    Latex is that substance that a tranny streetwalker on the docks of Dublin didn’t wear a few years ago, and hence why you are fading away from AIDS. Oh, and ass cancer, which is unrelated to the tranny hooker. Or…iiiiiiiisssss iiiiitttt….

  21. bad wolf permalink
    March 16, 2015 3:57 pm

    So if Varg is OSR, then doesn’t that equate to OSR is… Varg?

    We accept him! One of us, one of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble.

    • March 16, 2015 5:37 pm

      As long as it doesn’t result in increased money for the Nazi, I don’t care.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 16, 2015 9:17 pm

        As a real Jew with a -stein at the end of his name, I have to say your Jewish heritage Zak is about as real as Grim Jim’s suicide attempt after being harassed by Anti-GamerGaters.

  22. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    March 16, 2015 9:15 pm

    STOP THE PRESSES! We got something FAR WORSE than Nazi. Serl just told Blooey to get a Brother Word Processor!

    http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=87&t=67877&start=180

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 16, 2015 9:15 pm

      OH IT IS FUCKING ON!!!!

  23. Timotheus permalink
    March 17, 2015 7:04 am

    Why, oh why, hath Recovering Retard forsaken us?

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 17, 2015 7:37 am

      Perhaps his recovery is complete.

    • March 17, 2015 7:44 am

      We need Oscar Anderson, Billionaire Dinosaur to fund a retreat for RR, where he can draw to heart’s content. “Zak & Mandy at the Battle of Berlin” is another one that needs doing…

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 17, 2015 8:31 am

        Maybe he’s already in Oscar Anderson’s ridiculously small, two-fingered clutches. Being imprisoned on Oscar’s dubious consent pleasure island would explain his absence.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 17, 2015 9:49 am

        I can see the image for the Battle of Berlin, with Zak hiding under Mandy’s wheelchair, using it for armor, while he flips off a huge nazi dude who isn’t even looking at him with one hand, while using the other to tweet out odes to his own bravery.

      • OA,BD permalink
        March 17, 2015 10:57 am

        Oscar Anderson Likes this.

  24. RobConleyBot3000 permalink
    March 17, 2015 8:31 am

    You ignoring the fact that there are just as much original creation going on today as reusing older material. There is nothing wrong with you not liking reboots. However you are in error in thinking that others who does enjoy reboots have inferior taste or as you put in creatively bankrupt.

  25. Kent permalink
    March 17, 2015 9:58 am

    Anyway since the OP is unproven, lets get back to this:

    Christ. I am communicating with people who don’t have Hi-Fi equipment, who don’t have impressive libraries filled with beautiful old books and who don’t drink whiskey.

    So you don’t listen to music adequately, you don’t read properly and you don’t drink the right stuff. What do you people do? No, don’t tell me. You spend angry hours on the internet every day listening to tinny music on your ipods drinking cola and shit beer. You think, “If only people couldn’t see my hideous face and body in real life my charm and intelligence would shine through as it does on the internet.”

    Be angry if it consoles you, undesirables. You are old now, your life is spent. No-one loves you and you don’t have a Hi-Fi system or gorgeous hardbacks.

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 17, 2015 10:30 am

      kent, Raggi says in the referenced March 14 g+ post straight up “Varg is OSR.” OP proven by Raggi’s own words.

      Your petulant denial of reality is reaching zak-esque proportions. Perhaps it is for the best that you hide in your music, forget the day. And dream of a girl you used to know…you close your eyes and you see pink socks…

      • Kent permalink
        March 17, 2015 11:31 am

        It is not clear to me whether saying someone is OSR is a compliment or an insult, even coming from Raggi.

        Zak is my pal. I won’t see him maligned unfairly by a bunch of morons.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 17, 2015 4:30 pm

        It’s not hard endorsement…technically. A normal person wouldn’t make it a point of contention. But the truth is that this shit will give nazi-man more attention and draws attention to his game, thus possibly giving him more exposure. Again, a normal person should not care, but then again a normal person does not quit his job over his employer hiring someone who said a mean thing on his personal web page.

        I’m sure if you were utterly devoid of any sort of moral consistency you could probably reconcile the one with the other via various technicalities.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 18, 2015 4:01 am

        It is clear that Raggs is seeking not just controversy but personal validation by declaring one of his metal gods to be “OSR.”

      • March 18, 2015 6:41 am

        Varg did more damage to Asatru’s reputation than he’ll ever do to the OSR’s.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 18, 2015 7:46 am

        Tim, maybe he’s latching onto Varg because Oderus Urungus died on him.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 18, 2015 7:57 am

        BACLF (I love the sound of that), you might be on to something…do I smell Towers Two by Urungus and Vikernes?

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 18, 2015 11:15 am

        WHOA… one tower for Oderus, one tower for Varg. Nice sleuthing, Tim.

        And one fatbeard in the dark to publish them and bind them.

  26. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 17, 2015 10:49 am

    I just had a strange thought pop into my head… ever notice how people who have no worthwhile accomplishments of their own brag about their consumption patterns? I’m reminded of columnist Megan McArdle, who doesn’t know her ass from her elbow about cooking, but loves to blog about pink Himalayan salt. She doesn’t know much about economics, either, but she got a legacy hire position with “The Atlantic”.

    I don’t know why this observation came to mind just now, but I’m sure you all know the type.

  27. Kent permalink
    March 17, 2015 11:27 am

    Hands up those here who would pay me $100 to listen to them describe how they perform as a DM and to make suggestions for improvement?

    • Rob Conley, Author permalink
      March 17, 2015 12:11 pm

      The [dungeon meister] should be able to profit from their efforts by have some exclusive rights to their creation. However ethics and common sense demands that their work be returned to the common pool so others can benefit as they benefited.

      The last point is that copyright is instituted as a form of censorship and control by the crowned heads of Europe. Starting in the Statues of Anne in the early 18th century it morphed into something useful in allowing creators to profit from their work. But one has to keep in mine that it was and can be abused to curtail are natural rights.

    • Kent permalink
      March 17, 2015 12:14 pm

      I can offer a *Long Term Unemployed* discount to Captain Kirks Dick Blood and any other persons useless to their community.

      • Rob Conley, Original Author permalink
        March 17, 2015 1:01 pm

        I seen enough good (and lot of bad) fan fiction, alternate history stories, and adapations to say that a blanket assertion like the one you are make is bullshit.

  28. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 17, 2015 11:44 am

    Kunt-hole, do you even understand that it is possible to like books, whiskey, pretentious poets, and shitty old TV programs and also live in this amazing modern world? You’re the one on the internet all day. You can’t read your stinky old books while you are spending your hazy, drunken day hammering out new text for old Dungeoneer modules to get props from the weird old tranny that wrote them? Get off the fucking internet, go into your little reading nook (closet with a squeaky old washing machine in it) and listen to some scratchy old English Beat albums while music tech passes you by and they bury your sclerotic corpse with zero pomp and circumstance. Meanwhile, I’m taking my miracle box (size of a matchbook) that has over 3000 tunes and a dozen spoken word gems on it with me everywhere I go. Which is OUT OF THE HOUSE you fucking shut-in loser.

    Happy St. Paddy’s day*, boyo!

    *Traditional Irish Poem (spoken in cartoonish accent): I was walking down the street, and I took a chance. I tried to fart, but shit my pants.

  29. Ehlers Danlos Syndrome permalink
    March 17, 2015 5:43 pm

    Isn’t Zak Smith a thieving kike though?

  30. Kent permalink
    March 17, 2015 6:00 pm

    Im sick of this place, it is just not classy enough for me. Apart from Scott, Von, Timotheus, and PrinceofNothing it is filled with guys with no class whatsoever. And by ‘no class’ I mean ‘dirty scumbags who make OSR retards seem brainiacs’.

    I am a sophisticated European intellectual and I am a classy dresser. I can tell you for sure that this joint stinks and makes me sick to my stomach in my stomach.

    Im outta here losers and bag of morons morons.

    • March 17, 2015 6:42 pm

      Anyone care to guess how soon Kent will be back?

    • Kent permalink
      March 17, 2015 7:45 pm

      How rude. I may come back as I watching every episode of Columbo again this month.

      • March 18, 2015 6:37 am

        It seems Conley is commenting on Kent’s behalf.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 18, 2015 7:59 am

        Has anyone ever seen them in the same room (or spelling class) together?

  31. Mjollnir permalink
    March 17, 2015 8:04 pm

    Who is this handsome, wise man who will lead us to a glorious All Gay Fourth Reich? I shall subscribe immediately to his newsletter! Seig Heil and Suck a Cock! See you at the meetings, Kent!

    • Mjollnir permalink
      March 17, 2015 8:07 pm

      He makes murder SEXY!!!!

      • Elminster Crowley permalink
        April 4, 2015 12:20 pm

        How can you stay mad at a face like that?

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 17, 2015 8:20 pm

      New Meme: GAY NAZI IS OSR!!!!

    • March 18, 2015 6:37 am

      I’m mildly intrigued by his game, basically because of this controversy, but $40 plus shipping seems a bit steep. The dollar ain’t doing that well!

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 18, 2015 8:01 am

        The racial purity of Greyhawk should not be beholden to the dollar’s value!

      • March 19, 2015 7:39 am

        True words, friend Timotheus. But after seven years of the new economic “policies” issuing from Niole Dra these days have me and all true Oeridians choking my kickstarter winnings a little tighter.

      • March 19, 2015 7:46 am

        But other than price point, nine hells yeah, I’d buy that race game before you can even roll initiative!

      • Elminster Crowley permalink
        April 15, 2015 1:46 pm

        Fun Fact – Greyhawk’s “Scarlet Brotherhood” was intended to be a thinly-veiled “popular fiction” nazi analog, but turned out to be closer to zionist jews,

        “The Suel are the chosen people of Oerth, as predestined by their gods… Other races refusal to acknowledge [their] superiority is unfortunate, for it has resulted in terrible conflicts. The Suel people have suffered wars, religious persecution, exile, loss of their ancestral lands, and murder at the hands of inferior races, simply because they cannot come to terms with the innate superiority of the Suel.”

        “Most Suel would have preferred that the inferior races simply bow down and accept their proper roles as servants to the true people, but it was not to be. Over the centuries, the Suel people who settled on the Tilvanot Peninsula and formed the Scarlet Brotherhood were forced to rely on deception, stealth, intrigue and assassination…” (page 3)

        “…the Scarlet Brotherhood has evolved into a military and political organization of terror and subversion, determined to rule the world as representatives of the greatest and purest race of mankind.”

        “…the Suel race continued to practice the evil deeds of their forebears. Enslavement of other races was an everyday practice. Holiday and celebrations were marked with ritualized torture. Dark sorceries were embraced to advance the cause.”

        If you don’t see the parallels, you have a lot to learn (and “Jewish Supremacism” by Dr. David Duke is a good place to start).

        Peace out my niggas!

  32. bloodymage permalink
    March 17, 2015 8:15 pm

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    • bloodymage permalink
      March 17, 2015 8:18 pm

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    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 17, 2015 8:24 pm

      “Norri Fruity” – sounds like a character Kent would play in Blooey’s Ert campaign.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 17, 2015 8:31 pm

        Norri Fruity of Boomkok

  33. March 18, 2015 11:30 am

    The whole “flame princess” game series is kind of weak so reacting to this guy associating with a sort of arch-criminal (quasi-arch-criminal?) is just going to drive sales for the products. It would be fine to get upset if any of this “flame princess” stuff had any usable content but otherwise who cares? All they have is vapid sensationalism and by pointing that out you’re feeding into it. e.g. It’ll sell just so people can protest it.

    What about all the other crapsters in the OSR?

    What about the upcoming North Texas RPG Con (77 days away) and/or GaryCon (8 days away)?

    I’d like to see these things get a proper flailing by those disappointed in OSR.

    Well… I’d like a proper flailing for most things… but that is besides the point.

    • March 18, 2015 1:29 pm

      Gene, you’re intelligible. Is something wrong?

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 18, 2015 2:35 pm

      Make it happen Gene. You are as qualified as any of us. Flail away!

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 18, 2015 3:56 pm

      Okay, I’ll bite. What the fuck is wrong with North Texas RPG Con? Blooey will be there, maybe. We all know how that usually goes for him.

      I totally get why GaryCon sucks though. NO SPORKS! 😡

      • March 20, 2015 7:52 pm

        Well, besides the fact that NTRC is more of a haven for OSR than GaryCon I’d say it is fish in a barrel for starters.

        I can understand the Lake Geneva thing with GaryCon, you get to see the place and where it all started as a lark but with the NTRC having a nostalgia ride in the middle of nowhere it is kind of offputting. Especially when its brass tacks, straight-to-the-“celebrity”-games with little interaction.

        I went to LAKE GENEVA GAMING CONVENTION 2007 and besides hanging out smoking and talking with Gary Gygax about B2 and T1-4 with me in the smoking lounge there was giant table celebrity gaming like this:

        DM: “YYARR CHPELL DOES TACK ONHANNA TEN ROUNDS.”

        NEAR TO DM PLAYER: “HUH? WHUH? FINETEN DOORS? OKAY!”

        DM: “HEATED! DEE’S DEAD!”

        NEARBY PLAYER: “I CAN’T HEAR!”

        Repeat ad nauseum.

        They need a Lake Geneva located con (in the Summer) that is all nostalgia for the money-making Gygax TSR era without other games obfuscating the flavor. If its just loaded with people for other “whatever games/editions” then why go out to the middle of the country to see something that you can get at any nearby game con? The more focused the more chance of meaningful dialogue.

      • March 21, 2015 7:08 am

        You selfish, magnificent sadist. I couldn’t give a fuck which fake Texas convention is which but Gene, you know your time with Papa Gary “in the smoking lounge” probably directly contributed to his death by aneurysm a few months later, right? Even if he never lit up in there he started dying faster every minute and you were THERE.

        But I bet nobody was twisting his wrist to keep him out of THERE, either. You enabled an old man in his quest to secure one last second-hand whiff of the hobbits’ other weed. Who can judge you?

      • March 22, 2015 5:53 am

        Well, he was going in and out complaining that nobody lets smokers smoke anymore so in his view the ultra-politeness is most likely what was taxing on his health.

        I was so hopped up on nicotine, caffeine and Red Bull from the all night drive from NYC that I was just smoking cigarettes like crazy and was politely standing out of range of anyone. I was technically in the parking lot far from the the little strip of sidewalk next to a garage ramp called a “smoking lounge”.

        He was disappointed that I didn’t show up at his house with everyone else from the con and said I was being too polite.

        All that said, I did not allow smoking at games open to the public since the early 1990’s. However, playing with people with health problems aside the best games are with people you can smoke with. I know it sounds harsh but its the horrible, unvarnished truth. The smoking issue is too political to go on about but I want to send a parting message:

        JUST FLICK IT, KIDS!

  34. Geoffery McKinney permalink
    March 18, 2015 11:49 am

    James, I thoroughly agree with your blog post. Well said. I wasn’t familiar with Varg Vikernes before a few days ago. Here is what I have gathered about him, as well as some considerations:

    1. He was accused of burning churches, but maintains his innocence. I wasn’t there, nor was anyone else on the internet. Maybe he really didn’t burn those churches.

    2. He was accused of murder, but maintains his innocence (i. e., that the killing was done in self-defense). I wasn’t there, nor was anyone else on the internet. Maybe he really did act in self-defense.

    3. He was found guilty of arson and of murder and served a prison sentence. If he really did commit arson and/or murder, he has been punished. It’s over. Finished. Who appointed anyone else judge over this man? His civil judges have already meted out punishment.

    4. He holds a number of opinions that I do not hold. Virtually every one I know holds positions that I consider monstrous and even murderous. But you know what? I separate a man from his opinions. Opinions are like luggage. If I hate your luggage, I don’t hate you.

    5. Fuck blacks. They’d be starving in Africa if it wasn’t for us. Dixieland FTW!!!!!!

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 18, 2015 2:40 pm

      Holy shit i thought that was a fake Geoffry. Only point 5 is fake. The man writes his own satire.

    • Sykirobme permalink
      March 18, 2015 2:55 pm

      “I wasn’t there, nor was anyone else on the internet.”

      I bet GENE WAS THERE!

    • Scott permalink
      March 19, 2015 7:54 pm

      Goodness. Are points 1-4 for real?

      • Scott permalink
        March 19, 2015 7:58 pm

        (And as I noted above, I’ve bought the guy’s music and would continue to do so if he hadn’t swerved after Filosofem. But I didn’t have to do weird “I wasn’t there when Bundy interfered with those girls, were you?! And he MAINTAINED HIS INNOCENCE” calisthenics.)

  35. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 18, 2015 11:59 am

    Zak’s Mohawk should make a porno, They Saved Hitler’s Taint.

    • The Actual Zak Smith permalink
      March 18, 2015 1:19 pm

      He either made money off James or he didn’t. It’s not a mystery +Olav Nygård . Investigate first and see if he did. Otherwise, no harm no foul.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 18, 2015 3:54 pm

        Zak S, the Nazi Apologist’s Apologist!

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 18, 2015 2:27 pm

      Credit Badwolf.

      Raggi G+, 14:25, Raggi promotes Nazi’s, Dave Valderhaug.

      “Great article.

      I will be buying the game, then I’ll make an informed decision on it. I own Burzum CDs and I’m sure there’s a Burzum t-shirt somewhere around my house.

      Buying these things certainly didn’t make me sign up to Stormfront or rush out and buy up the entire Panzerfaust Records back catalogue.

      I have even been known to have chats with and share a beer with full blown right wing racists. You know what we talked about? 1980’s Thrash metal and Pushead art. Guess what I didn’t goose step away afterwords.”

      No one is saying Zakina needs to resign his Loftp commision, like no one said Zakina needed to quit the Escapist(?) because they hired a badwrongman who said meany things on his personal twitter. The Escapist did not support transphobia, and Raggi doesn’t support Fascism. But through their actions a person the Zakattack disliked over philosophical differences earned money. We ask only you consider with wry amusement the apparent hipocrisy at work and take this into consideration whenever the Zakina says anything. That is all. Thank you.

      • bad wolf permalink
        March 19, 2015 10:29 am

        Zakrates: “Dave does not say he bought it _because_ of James’ thread. Please do not bother me with the fruits of your illiteracy.”

        Man, you guys weren’t kidding about how quickly he can move those goalposts.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 19, 2015 1:22 pm

        I like it how he comes off as condescending even when he is clearly making an idiotic point. The man has guts and skill, and i respect that. Most of us would probably be quasi-apologetic as a result of that nagging inner voice that tells us we are making a terrible argument or are being self-contradictory but Zak does it with so much flair that it’s almost admirable. Pundit’s masquerade is obvious and, like a burly 250 pound wrestler in a bathing suit(AND NOW HE CAN CALL US TRANSPHOBIC AGAIN BY DELIBERATELY MISINTERPRETING A TANGENTIALLY RELATED STATEMENT), it does not fool anyone longer then 3 posts in, but Zak’s masquerade is like the Greater Doppelganger. Seemless, self-reinforcing, perfect.

        I think the big difference is that Pundit knows deep down he is full of shit(which is why he brags constantly, hoping to reinforce an image that he knows is false) whereas Zak gets constant reinforcement from deep inside. His mind simply does not register any contradiction, and i think he genuinely believes he is right and everyone else is wrong.

  36. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    March 18, 2015 2:13 pm

    Hey folks, let’s hear it for America’s greatest feminist, Mandy Morbid! I can’t think of any other woman who has done more for the advancement of women in our society by having loads of cum shot onto her face and taking it up the ass! Well done, Mandy! Sorry God is punishing you for your sins with that awful disease. Not my call, but He’s the Big Boss after all. Or is that She’s the Big Boss?

  37. Timotheus permalink
    March 18, 2015 2:16 pm

    Well, Pundejo is on the warpath against us again. Faggs blogged about his being persecuted for latching onto Varg, and I was sad because he didn’t even mention US! Pundejo to the rescue:

    “However, what the pseudo-activists and YDIS-goons did for purely self-serving reasons that had fuck all to do with any kind of activism gave Varg a much BIGGER ‘signal boost’. And they didn’t care about that even a tiny little bit, while pretending to be outraged about Raggi’s ‘neo-nazi endorsement’ a lot.”

    Glad you’re still sweating over these comments with your beady, hatemongering little eyes, Tarnowski! Three points:

    1. This is a tacit admission that we are more popular than Raggi! YES!

    2. You better not mention anything that the SJWs or Goons or anybody else on your enemies list do again, because that will give them “a much BIGGER ‘signal boost’.” those are your words, shit for brains.

    3. This is an obvious attempt by Raggi to drum up drama for his gloomy shit-drenched life. Why else tell the world that “Varg is OSR.”

    You and the Attack and the suddenly-defensive Finnish Fatboy need to stop peddling self-righteous falsehoods, and be honest for once in your sad little lives.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 18, 2015 2:34 pm

      Haha! Pundit indirectly admits he is promoting us. What a twat. I’ll see you when Dark Albion is out Tarnowski. You ain’t seen the last of us.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 18, 2015 2:48 pm

      Pundejo is just trying to suck up to his hero Anders Breivik by taking Varg’s side over ours.

      As far as “signal boost” goes, I’ll bite. Does Pundejo really think that most people will support these OSR luminaries if they knew they were cool with neo-Nazis? The “signal” is “boosted”, and it’s none too pleasing to the ears.

      And what’s up with Pundejo using such Tumblrisms as “signal boost”? Does this not indicate that he is exactly the sort of swine he despises?

      Finally, I’m really just here for the lulz0rz, the entire OSR community isn’t big enough to warrant much attention from the real world.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 18, 2015 3:05 pm

        Whether or not they are cool with it, eh. Raggs doesn’t seem like the Nazi guy to me, this was just another dumb attempt to get some sheckles and publicity going on. The fun is in watching whether Zakattack jumps ship(and of course, the delicious outrage generator that is the OSR).

    • March 18, 2015 2:58 pm

      Why do I get the suspicion that Pundejo is going to defend himself by saying something like, “My grandfather died at Treblinka!”?

      What he won’t reveal is that Pops was drinking on duty and fell out of a watchtower.

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 18, 2015 7:45 pm

        Sure enough, that predictable pendejo did just that.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 19, 2015 4:49 am

        Shlomius is engaging pretty hard and calling out the seperate the man from his opinions bullshit, He doesn’t seem like the swearing type, and it’s a pity he lumps anti-feminism in with racism since they are demonstrably not on the same level of heinousness but bonus points for trying.

        Zak has a long winded and neurotically pedantic conversation but at least the issue seems to be resolving rather then the two sides digging ever more elaborate trenches. And predictably Raggs is in the clear.

        Pundit comments but no one seems to engage him in dialogue, its almost as if no one likes him.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 19, 2015 6:14 am

        Now the RPGPlagiarist is saying we endorse rape. Can he even read? Or is he so lost in hatred he says anything about anybody now? Maybe he would like us if we joined him in laughing at the mothers of dead Norwegian children?

        But this little darling takes the cake:

        Thomas Vanstraelen19 March 2015 at 06:12
        The thing with the YDIS trolls is they don’t give a fuck about neo-nazism and only bring it up because it suits them. Deep down, they’re nihilists: they don’t believe in anything. Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it’s an ethos.

        Hey, guys, we are nihilists! That is why we hold these shits’ feet to the fire – because we don’t believe in anything. And say what you want about the Nazis (because, you know, history and all that) we are inferior because at least those guys had/have an ethos!

        As for faggs – no, I agree, probably not a nazi, we are just giving him the shit he craved about it though. If he didn’t want to stir up controversy and get up on a leaky soapbox to tell the world he wasn’t one, he wouldn’t have linked to Varg’s bullshit and declared him OSR. So yeah, he looks like the hero in the controversy he purposely, slimily created – and will undoubtedly make more money.

        As will Varg, because of Ragg’s actions.

        And Zak is totally cool with that, as he laughs at his dead ancestors and basks in the adoration of his drones.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 19, 2015 6:39 am

        That bit about “nihilists” and “at least it’s an ethos” is cribbed from The Big Lebowski. Even their Google+ comments are cut&paste.

        As for Pundejo claiming we’re pro-rape, that fucker lies about everything. Also, ever notice how, for all his bluster about “SJW’s”, he’s the first one to play that card? A while back, he was the oppressed Latino, now a bunch of his ancestors died in concentration camps. Is there any reason to believe anything this putz avers?

      • Sykirobme permalink
        March 19, 2015 6:42 am

        Say what you want about Hitler, but he did kill a lot of Jews.

      • shlominus permalink
        March 19, 2015 6:53 am

        those fuckers couldn’t spot an honest antifascist if one hit them on the neck(beard). one has to wonder why, considering most of those idiots are reactionary farts who think the yare progressive cause the “DEFEND FREE SPEECH! AND TITS!” they need zak to explain to them that antifa-symbols are used to avoid being mistaken for a real nazi…

        uhhh…

        or something. guess i’ve been doing that wrong for a large part of my life.

        equating racism and anti-feminism was kinda dumb. they are obviously different categories, one being unacceptable, the other being merely seriously shitty. i got a bit carried away.

        i don’t seem like the swearing type? i know a lot of people that will chuckle about that one. 😀

      • March 19, 2015 7:12 am

        OSR Hierarchy of Crime Table (d8)
        1. Your employee might have hurt a transsexual’s feelings — all work must stop immediately.
        2. Promoted a convicted neo-Nazi, commercial activities — PROVE IT you LIAR.
        3. Promoted a convicted neo-Nazi, ideology and/or pure outsider “buzz” — no game effect.
        4. Defends war of northern aggression — I wasn’t there, nor was anyone else on the internet. Maybe the dirty jales liked working in the fresh air.
        5. I’m rapey but anti-gamergate backlash made me sad — bed check.
        6. Promoted an implicitly narrativist approach, not Nazi — rage at heaven, chew scenery, keep cashing checks from Macris.
        7. Reports death threats and Twitter harassment — she should have had better ethics and is LYING. (Roll again on Sea Lion Ops Table below.)
        8. Nihilism — you are the WORST! The Nazis were better, they had an ETHOS. Shudder deliciously, hope to be next.

      • March 19, 2015 7:18 am

        Pro-rape? Seriously? Where did that come from? Maybe he got it from a rune casting?

        Say what you want about nihilism, but at least it’s a philosophy.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 19, 2015 9:20 am

        Now we are nihilists? Damn. First we were postmodernist nazi’s, then we were SJW-SA Goons, now pro-rape nihilists? Would it be too much to ask if he could come up with some sort of rune chart(haha just kidding rune magic doesn’t exist go to school you delusional twat) or maybe a diagram so we can keep track of what kind of heinous philosophy we are promoting this day? I vote Iuz the Evil worship or maybe a twisted form of the Credo Omnissiah.

        Obviously we are stewed at RAPL, members having reviewed it and expressed positive sentiments after all. But that was just our nihilistic/post-modernist mindset doing its work. If only we had remained nazi’s at least they would have respected us for that.

        @shlomius.

        Perhaps the mental imagery of granola-bars and hemp body-gloves is an aftereffect of the rune-drone strike against YDIS.

        I’ve been getting a bit too political lately(with decidedly mixed results) and i’m not a US citizen so i don’t know the situation where y’all are at so i’ll leave it at saying feminism has a lot of different sub-schools of thought and waves and whatnot and some of them are less wholesome and awesome in my book. I also think anyone promoting being a porn star as ‘a brave woman in charge of their sexuality’ or some sort of feminist-ideal is a nutter butter(and if it is true then women have been in charge of their sexuality since before we had tools).

        Regardless you are alright in my book, despite the fact you do not seem to share our nihilistic postmodernist pro-rape credo.

      • shlominus permalink
        March 19, 2015 2:37 pm

        isn’ that the point, though? that they want to decide for themselves how to live their sexuality and don’t care about what anyone else might think. joke’s on you i guess. 😛

        if they are happy, why would i care? why would you?

        my thoughts on this extensive topic are expressed quite well by this song:

        i hope you’ll still love me after the following disclosure. #nohomo

        i can’t get over the fact that the pundit used relatives that were killed in the holocaust as a tiebreaker to decide who is worse, “sjw’s” or nazis. i want to express the shame i feel on behalf of this man, but words fail me…

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 19, 2015 2:57 pm

        Au contraire, sweet Prince of Nothing, Rune Magic DOES fucking exist, and the RPGPlagiarist proved it when he summoned Montevideo power techs to his residence with his mighty Rune Magic.

        Do not mock him, or he will send Runes at you to disrupt your daily government heroin hand-out.

        Seriously.

        And as far as these fuckwads playing the I-had-relatives-who-perished-in-the-camps card! Moses H. Christ! They have no shame, no dignity.

        Say what you want about the Irish, at least they have an ethos.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 19, 2015 3:46 pm

        @Shlom.

        Must…resist…urge…attack…condescending smiley-face…only…weakness.

        In a vain attempt to restrict the amount of ammunition Pundit can misinterpret for his rune-covered MG42(backup weapon postmodernist FS50 Peregrino with morally relative scope attachment):

        I’m no prude, i don’t think you should throw eggs at pornstars in the streets. I’m just saying, there are better examples to hold up as women in control of their something but ah fuck it, your lackadaisical attitude and rap song has sapped my strength to fight.

        Stick around and that Pundit shame will soon be replaced with wry chuckles, hearty bellows, sneering, derisive laughter and other exhalations of mirth and mockery.

        @Tim

        He did play basic DnD for a long time, and Gaz7(?) Northern Reaches did have rune magic cleric spells. Coincidence? Also no one is fucking with my daily allotment of goverment heroin. Evar.

        Evar.

        But yeah, the ancestors in Ccamp shit is incredibly tacky when used as an emotional lever to sway public opinion in lieu of argumentation. It’s a shaming device, pure and simple. Because if you disagree now, you are metaphorically wiping your bottocks on that mass grave or putting a bun in those ovens or maybe denying a holocaust somewhere.

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 19, 2015 6:15 pm

        i can’t get over the fact that the pundit used relatives that were killed in the holocaust as a tiebreaker to decide who is worse, “sjw’s” or nazis. i want to express the shame i feel on behalf of this man, but words fail me…

        Well, English words fail, but “a shanda fur die goyim” is the perfect expression for Pundejo’s behavior.

      • Scott permalink
        March 19, 2015 8:00 pm

        Our Treblinka is alive with the glory of love

      • March 22, 2015 8:30 pm

        Whoa, great song and video!

  38. Xartan Tsathoggua permalink
    March 18, 2015 9:15 pm

    I say Strawberry Shasta.

    http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=69691

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 18, 2015 9:43 pm

      I first tried Moxie years ago because of the accusatory looking guy on the logo. The stuff tastes like root beer adulterated with turpentine. It contains purple gentian root extract which gives it a really bitter aftertaste. Oddly enough, if you can stomach three samples of it, it becomes tolerable, so I cultivated a taste for it just to be contrary. Every time I visited Maine (my extended family owns a rustic shack on a lake with no plumbing or electricity), I’d stock up on the stuff.

      The company changed the can, removing “Moxie Man” with his accusatory finger, so much of the appeal is lost. I’ll still buy a twelve pack if I go to the camp, but it’s not the same.

      Moxie makes Mainers mighty!

    • Scott permalink
      March 19, 2015 8:05 pm

      For a period of several years in the late 90s and early 00s, when I foolishly stopped drinking, I drank a 12-pack of TaB every day. It is not a beverage stocked in great quantities by stores over the last 30 years. I had to drive to four or so different stores a couple times a week to poach it before the other four TaB drinkers in the metro area got to it. I seriously spent about $150 a month, counting gas, on TaB.

      For the uninitiated, TaB is the equivalent of Diet Coke filtered through mustache and aluminum foil.

  39. March 19, 2015 7:29 am

    Asked and answered. Anyway, using this space for something less dumb, here’s Captain Kirks Dick Blood reviewing Red & Pleasant Land:

    “Really, Hewhohasfuckeduphair’s little Alice/Dracula setting seems written more for giggling goth girls than for any kind of serious gaming. Over hyped much like his almost non-existent porn “career.” it is actually a fairly daft concept. Any guy who finds it appealing is a typical momma’s boy gamer half a fag. Why don’t you go and mash-up Frankenstein with The Phantom Tollbooth, ya wanks.”

    • March 19, 2015 7:32 am

      The funniest thing about it is how this is a total giveaway that their current attacks on you and Raggi are for no other reason than the success of Red & Pleasant Land. Your tacit third-party endorsement of a murderous neo-Nazi your employer wants to attach to his brand is a false flag operation. They are probably bitter because you are a friend to all transsexuals like I am, only not quite so pioneering or creative.

    • March 19, 2015 7:34 am

      Why do people even keep clicking on YDIS? It’s a cesspool that should have been ignored years ago.

  40. Old Geezer's Peehole permalink
    March 19, 2015 11:23 am

    No one will tongue me. 😦

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 19, 2015 6:49 pm

      They probably can smell your unwashed, poorly wiped butt crack.

  41. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 19, 2015 11:54 am

    I’ll stand by it: Zak’s Alice in Wonderland thing was written to appeal to weird, whorish goth chicks. It’s all about getting back at daddy, or uncle, or whoever diddled them. Getting back at them is why they lower themselves to a creep like Zak’s presence in their life. It’s sad really, but ultimately that’s on them. They associate so they get the shame. Zak and Mandy lash out at people. Why should they in turn not get lashed out at?

    The most hilarious thing about it is almost everybody but Princess Zak who runs this Alice thing will be running it for only other guys, probably middle-aged guys. I really do think we need to start referring more to Zak’s scene as a cult. I very minor, chickenshit one in a now fairly obscure hobby, but a cult nonetheless. Of course this is one cult leader who really doesn’t want to meet his unwashed followers in person. Maybe D&D players tend towards these kind of things. Fantasy on their minds day and night. You only have to go to a convention for a few minutes to be overwhelmed by the presence of dolts and mouth breathers. Not to mention the smell.

    Somebody writes their own Wikipedia page and fills it with self-congratulations (“he donates his porn money to charity!”), has proof that he gets laid (that most of his followers probably could not do), shamelessly self-promotes, and gets in lots of arguments, posts pics of “girls” at his game table and BAM you got followers. I’ll say it again, it’s going to be fascinating to see where this shit is in ten years. Like people who get out of Scientology, there are going to be a lot of Zak supporters who are embarrassed that they spoke up for him.

    • March 19, 2015 12:44 pm

      Being chosen is, then, quite literally, a sign of success in the niche. Anyway, let’s use this space productively. Here’s “Von” on my new book, Red & Pleasant Land, available from Jim Raggi over in Finland, and he’s adamantly opposed to anyone buying a neo-Nazi’s products!

      “Red and Pleasant Land is not bad. It’s not even not good. It’s pretty decent. What Red and Pleasant Land is also not is a life-changing revelation. I don’t feel like a complete idiot for having bought it – a few bits have inspired me, a few rooms in the dungeons have raised an eyebrow, a few jokes have made me titter. I do feel like I’m not sure what all the fuss is about. While there are specific things in here of which I might not have thought, I don’t feel that any of it’s better than what any other halfway decent and experienced DM, might have come up with given the same source material and time to think.”

    • bad wolf permalink
      March 19, 2015 2:51 pm

      Funny, i was just thinking the other day that Zakrates had effectively started a small cult; more reminiscent, perhaps, of Charlie Manson and those similar 60’s-70’s California cult of personalities. Like, maybe he won’t kill anyone, but building a harem around yourself and publicizing it for fanboy adoration?

      Dunno, maybe it’s just an LA thing.

    • Scott permalink
      March 19, 2015 8:30 pm

      This is dippy. This would be the smallest, least profitable cult ever. There are MAYBE crappier cults one could maybe start, if one wanted to look for the absolute least desirable group of potential acolytes. A cult of scrimshaw enthusiasts? I don’t know, those guys have to buy ivory and things you do things to ivory with.

      Leaving aside my liking him, let’s keep some perspective, at worst you’re talking about a guy who hangs out with supportive porn girls and has a receptive audience and debate foil in the most micro of micro-niches. You’re drastically overestimating any POSSIBLE harem/fanboy effect here.

      Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        March 20, 2015 11:16 am

        “Leaving aside my liking him, let’s keep some perspective”

        You can’t comment objectively if you drank the fucking Kool Aid, Tom Cruise…

    • March 20, 2015 3:25 am

      “The most hilarious thing about it is almost everybody but Princess Zak who runs this Alice thing will be running it for only other guys, probably middle-aged guys.”

      If the majority of RaPL’s buyers can’t get goth girls – weird, whorish or otherwise – to play in their games that’s their problem.

      That said, I think you’re bang on about the Zak self-promotion engine. Soon as you see “D&D” and “porn” in the title you know you’re dealing with something transparently calculated that should be engaged with as such.

  42. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    March 19, 2015 11:55 am

    Well, at least there is one thing we can all agree on. When someone who burns down three churches and commits murder only gets 15 years in jail, we can officially declare European liberal socialist states a complete failure! At least there was no interruption in Varg’s free health care!

    • bad wolf permalink
      March 19, 2015 3:05 pm

      People it’s okay to piss on: Mormons, Objectivists, possibly libertarians, Vast StoryGaming Conspiracy
      Eric Boyd: Again, the Orson Scott Card analogy is apt: you know if you give that author money, some portion of it will be spent on or donated to groups actively trying to attack human rights and make the world worse.
      James Raggi: If you can read Ayn Rand’s fiction without feeling like you’re being absolutely pummeled by her philosophy, I think your skull is thick enough that no thought will ever penetrate it.

      People not okay to piss on: Nazis, Neo-nazis, Satanists, Pagans, Metalheads. Okay, got it!

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 19, 2015 4:59 pm

        bad wolf, you were batting 1.000 until this post. You left out Nihilists.

        Actually, is “Nihilists” supposed to be capitalized? Maybe not…but we don’t care!

      • bad wolf permalink
        March 19, 2015 5:10 pm

        Dammit, also acceptable: People whose twitter statements on gays or transsexuals correlate to mainstream public opinion circa 2008 (Obama exempted).

        Score falling… i’ll never level up now…

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      March 20, 2015 11:19 am

      The fact that we still have to hear what the fuck Charlie Mason has to say shows America is itself on the raggedy edge of that socialist liberal shit. His buddy Tex, who actually got his hands deep and dirty in the killings got to get laid in jail and sire a bunch of kids. Do we care how the family of the victims might feel about that? Nope, no consideration. So really, 15 years for stabbing a fellow dipshit seems pretty solid.

  43. Timotheus permalink
    March 19, 2015 5:07 pm

    OK, something has been nagging on me about the Battle of Berlin, and it finally occured to me what it is.

    This is probably anti-climactic – sorry.

    But Zakrates says that skinheads were hitting on Mandy, until she put some antifa graffittti on her backpack or whatever.

    And then it stopped.

    I can’t see this. A bunch of neonazis hitting on a chick, until she puts signs up saying “Not into it!” And then they stop? “Woah, bros, lets be respectful and find a chick who thinks we’re cool!” “Yeah!” “Yeah! Respect the wishes of those who disagree with our ethos of hatred and murder!”

    Or are antifa symbols like cross and garlic to vampires. “I am going to kill some jews and then vie for this chicks attentio- no! The Symbol! It BURNS!”

    I think this story was horse shit long before he hid under Mandy’s ArmorClass 2 wheelchair when somebody threw a Shasta and security might have been involved.

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 19, 2015 6:20 pm

      That is a “let’s go get sushi and not pay” kinda detail.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 19, 2015 6:48 pm

      When you consider that Mandy’s entire “career” consists of getting cum loads shot in her face and up her ass, I can’t see them backing down so easily either. This whole sorted Zak tale of HERE IS PROOF SO I AM NOT A LIAR reeks of fiction.

    • Scott permalink
      March 19, 2015 8:59 pm

      Jesus, once more into the breach, but I grew up in a skinhead-heavy scene and it was a problem. The same scene eventually formed the local rank-and-file base for Stormfront. (Skinheads are no more representative of the educated WN population than soccer hooligans are of the NF higher-ups.)

      Involvement in the White Nationalist movement does not mean someone is any less likely to respect non-racial social boundaries. If anything, WNs tend to be MORE solicitous of white girls’ intent because of their ideas re: pan-European chivalry.

      And no intelligent WN would describe his (or her, there’s plenty) ethics as based on hatred and murder. They argue their talking points well and advocate pride (and at worst separatism) rather than as “anti-” anything.

      Underestimating the intellect of these folks does not advance your opposition. If anything, portraying them as cartoonish buffoons makes it worse, because when people actually interact with them and discover they’re NOT all unemployed Romper Stomper retards, it casts doubt on every other thing that’s been said about them.

      • shlominus permalink
        March 20, 2015 2:42 am

        i agree, it’s dangerous to underestimate them, but do you know what else doesn’t advance an antifascist position?

        if people are presented with someone as vile as varg vikernes and noone speaks up. if the community you are in is so morally bankrupt that they’d rather get het up over an imaginary “outrage brigade” than a nazi. if people pat each other on the back for calling out the outrage over endorsing a nazi, but noone in that community is actually outraged over a nazi being endorsed. if someone starts questioning if he even did the crimes he was convicted for and noone asks the guy what the fuck is wrong with him. if the guy is painted as a likeable character and not the fucking extremist he really is.

        racism is not an opinion, it is a crime. it is a crime that hurts millions of people every day, a crime that kills people every day.

        tolerance of such an ideology is simply not acceptable. varg vikernes is quite outspoken about his beliefs, noone can claim they didn’t know who he was and what he promotes.

        you either fight it, or you are part of the problem. no tolerance for intolerance!

        as for the boundaries thing, that story is hilarious. if you are around nazis you tend to hide antifa-symbols (cause they can make you a target), you don’t use them to appear “less nazi”.

        sorry about the politics, but this shit is sickening to me. to make amends i offer the following:

        http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/03/18/1371718/–Gamergate-Harasser-Threatens-to-Sue-Randi-Harper-Unless-She-Removes-Him-from-Anti-GG-Block-List

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 20, 2015 6:33 am

        I was gonna let this go, since Scott has been closer to these guys than I, but it is bullshit. I have had a half-dozen interactions with skinheads over the years – none initiated by me – and not once did I see any “chivalry.” Maybe they are different in West Virginia, but they have earned their reputation as thugs in general worldwide.

        You might flail your fists at public perception, and tut-tut those of us who are not sympathetic, and shake your head us when we say something unkind about them. But while some are no doubt intelligent, i have never seen a single neonazi “argue their talking points well.” I have seen their bullshit racist tracks and publications.

        But since you feel so strongly about it, and I think you are otherwise kinda cool, please point to some links where you feel they provide cogent arguments for their beliefs.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 20, 2015 6:41 am

        In Raggs defence(oh god), i don’t think there is any question Raggs is endorsing the dude’s philosophy, he is not. But he is drawing attention to his work and thoughts on rpgs. Is that a problem? Perhaps it should be for those noble principled men that refuse to bargain even with entities that endorse others who espouse dreadful, hurtful viewpoints.

        I myself have no moral problem with buying and enjoying something like Ender’s Game or Null-A-Continuum, both written by dudes with creepo politics(Orson Scott Card and John C Wright respectively), but then again i don’t quit jobs for hiring someone whose personal philosophy i don’t agree with, as long as that philosophy doesn’t affect my work or the atmosphere at work(maybe i’d draw the line at them hiring a neo-nazi, never met one). Hell, i still like Carcosa, despite Geoffry’s internet antics.

        But i think it’s a good idea for Raggs to consider just what kind of person he is pimping now and then.

      • Scott permalink
        March 20, 2015 7:06 am

        “racism is not an opinion, it is a crime.”

        In the US it’s actually not. I understand that some EU countries are different.

        “I have had a half-dozen interactions with skinheads over the years”

        Explicitly wasn’t talking about skinheads re: “chivalry.” Varg himself has made blog posts and videos extolling “traditional European values” regarding interaction with women (including one that went semi-viral very recently). Not sticking up for them, but it’s not doing anyone a favor to pretend they’re all rapey beaty skinhead idiots.

  44. Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 19, 2015 7:01 pm

    Just fucking great, it spreads.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 19, 2015 7:24 pm

      Geoffrey is always my favorite! Apparently “mischief” means murder and church burning arson hate crimes to our favorite pedophile who wrote Carcosa!

      “I’d rather him spend his time playing BFRPG than get into mischief. He needs to be playing BFRPG more!”

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 19, 2015 7:38 pm

        He has a knack for downplaying horrors. This is similar to his “slaves in the cotton fields got to work outside in the fresh air and sunshine” bullshit. Damn, I wish I had that crap bookmarked.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 19, 2015 8:07 pm

        OK, time to expose Geoffie for the useless fuck that everyone knows he is.

        Mischief, he says. Nobody on the internet was there, he says.

        Let’s introduce him to something called facts. Something that 120 seconds on the net, even allowing for multiple sources, would confirm. (Psst…google.com)

        Also, lets note here that James Raggi IV calls this “trivia.”

        Euronymous was stabbed or cut 23 times – twice to the head, five times to the neck, and sixteen times in the back.

        There was blood in the fourth floor apartment of Euronymous, there was blood on the various floors of the stairwell to the ground floor, and there was blood outside the apartment building – where (someone like Zak might say its coincidental) his body also happened to be found.

        Varg had a knife; Euronymous did not.

        Varg claimed after his capture that Euronymous fell on broken glass in his apartment, down the stairs, and on the sidewalk outside.

        Mischief. Trivia.

        Pieces of shit.

      • Scott permalink
        March 19, 2015 10:18 pm

        Dead is in the legendary Candlemass “Bewitched” video as one of the … bewitched.

        The video age did not serve Candlemass well. Messiah is one of the great metal vocalists and yeah. This is the doom metal equivalent of viral.

      • March 22, 2015 8:42 pm

        The other dudes in that band must get super fucking jealous. It’s impossible to steal the spotlight from that lead singer even for a second.

      • Scott permalink
        March 19, 2015 11:08 pm

        I don’t know how Varg’s defense attorney handled things, and I have no idea how they do things in Norway. I’m not a big city Scandinavian lawyer.

        I’d point out that the alleged victim was the self-proclaimed head of the local black metal scene and that he cultivated a (false) image as a Satanist and a (very true) image as an instigator of movement-level violence.

        And that he arrived on the scene of Dead’s – his friend’s – suicide and not only didn’t report it immediately but rearranged the crime scene and went to the pharmacy to buy a digital camera to photograph his buddy with his brains blown out, and insisted it be used as an EP cover.

        http://www.metal-archives.com/images/8/0/7/5/8075.jpg?1840

        And that he collected bits of Dead’s skull and, by his own admission and others’ corroboration, strung them up on necklaces in a precursor to Etsy and gave them to other tr00 scenesters.

        And that he repeatedly made threats against Swedish death metal musicians indicating that he or other Helvete scenesters, who’d already semi-openly beaten homos and burned down churches, would be coming for them, which threats were reiterated repeatedly by his little faggot acolytes.

        And that he was at least peripherally involved in the burning of the churches that no sane person doubts Varg burned (considering Varg PUT ONE ON A FUCKING ALBUM COVER.)

        So this is the guy that Varg went to meet in an attempt to resolve a potentially violent dispute … and people discount out of hand the notion that Varg might feel threatened by this guy?

        And this is leaving out the part where Euronymous was supposedly bragging that he was going to kidnap and kill Varg. Because his previous behavior indicates he’d NEVER threaten to do that, much less TRY to.

        This is what poor baby-faced Varg is walking into in 1993. Meeting the local figurehead with a demonstrably violent and gruesome history who’s threatened in front of multiple witnesses to kill him.

        I’m sorry, in the heat of the moment, when you think this wannabe-violent slapdick nerd Euronymous is trying to murder you, do you try the horror movie gambit and poke him once and drop your knife and stumble out, or do you stab and stab and stab until there’s no way you’re on the wrong end of a stinger at the end of the movie?

        Poor Varg. 😦

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 19, 2015 11:23 pm

        I’m sorry, in the heat of the moment, when you think this wannabe-violent slapdick nerd Euronymous is trying to murder you, do you try the horror movie gambit and poke him once and drop your knife and stumble out, or do you stab and stab and stab until there’s no way you’re on the wrong end of a stinger at the end of the movie?

        Speaking for myself, you meet the guy in a public place to decrease the probability of an attack. That’s “dealing with questionable associates 101”.

  45. Scott permalink
    March 19, 2015 11:27 pm

    “Speaking for myself, you meet the guy in a public place”

    I’m skeptical that young guys in a nascent doctrinaire scene had been briefed on rape prevention protocol …

    • dmdr permalink
      March 20, 2015 1:55 am

      Oh come on dude. Euronymous was a goon for sure but is there really any doubt Varg’s ‘self-defence’ bullshit was… well, a bunch of bullshit? It’s technically true I suppose — Euronymous was certainly a credible threat as you have described — but killing somebody who wants to kill you first isn’t prosocial behaviour by any means. They can BOTH be maladjusted, violent dipshits!

      That said, if I had to pick one I’d pick Varg — he’s pretty mellow these days and really (as far as I can tell) only wants to LARP on his farm and talk shit on the internet, and I like a couple tracks on Belus (and about 2/3 of his early stuff too) — but he’s still a murderer and an arsonist.

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 20, 2015 3:53 am

      Scott, I understand your defense lawyer mentality (and previous stated sympathy for and extolling the virtues of the skinhead movement). But I also read Lords of Chaos and other stuff about Euronymous. He was a wannabe. He owned the record store, and that drew the adoring dark crowd. And while those who knew him said he was manipulative and vindictive, and he did indeed fuck with Dead’s body after his suicide, none of his associates thought he was capable of murder. And I am not defending his character, nor asserting he was an innocent babe. Just laying out the physical facts.

      Yeah, Varg told everyone that it was self defense. Euronymous tried to kick him, so he had to let him fall down on broken glass. He claimed Euronymous wanted to tie him up to a tree and kill him and videotape it (no corroboration). So if he was so scared of him, why would Varg drive to a different town to his apartment, and have his accomplice wait inthe car instead of accompany him up to talk to this guy he was so scared of?

      I get shades of gray and you think my laying out the physical evidence at the scene is too black and white.

      There is a point of reasonable doubt, and beyond it.

      Your sympathies, and/or your insistence that I am being naive/manipulated by media/whatever, are off base. Not everyone who has a different viewpoint from you is uninformed.

      • Scott permalink
        March 20, 2015 7:09 am

        I should be clear that DEFINITELY do not buy into any of the arguments I was advancing. Just saying that’s all stuff that presumably would be thrown out there in the hopes that the twelve-headed jackass would bite. I feel like there was more than a puncher’s chance of acquittal in the American justice system (although it’d be far less likely to actually go to trial because the stakes are far higher than in Norway).

        (I don’t buy into a lot of the arguments I make.)

      • March 20, 2015 7:11 am

        Also, innocent people don’t fabricate alibis. Varg did.

      • Scott permalink
        March 20, 2015 7:15 am

        I see the problem (or part of it?):

        “I’d point out that the alleged victim was the self-proclaimed head of the local black metal scene and that he cultivated a (false) image as a Satanist and a (very true) image as an instigator of movement-level violence.”

        When I said “I’d point out” I didn’t mean I was raising it in the context of our conversation, I meant I’d point it out as his attorney. (Again, no real idea how his attorney did handle it.)

        Sorry for any confusion. I’m awful enough without being perceived as a Varg partisan.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 20, 2015 7:28 am

        Dude, I should have picked up on the “This is how I would argue as his attorney” vibe – my bad.

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 20, 2015 3:58 am

      And dude:

      “I’m skeptical that young guys in a nascent doctrinaire scene had been briefed on rape prevention protocol …”

      This is silly. It is called common sense, and people have been excercising caution in meeting with those they are allegedly frightened of for a few thousand years.

      • Scott permalink
        March 20, 2015 7:10 am

        Again, just reflexively thinking of how I’d present it to a jury. I should probably have been clearer that I’m not stanning for Varg.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 20, 2015 7:29 am

        You’re history’s greatest monster!

      • March 20, 2015 7:38 am

        Venger’s dark gods will cast you in an HBO Original death metal remake of “To Kill A Mockingbird” if you aren’t careful with this stuff. On the other hand, maybe they’ll get Rose McGowan to play your plucky “ward.”

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 20, 2015 4:14 pm

      I can only speak as a potential jury member: That defense attorney is a total sleaze ball. GUILTY ON ALL ACOUNTS!!!!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 20, 2015 4:16 pm

        Or is that ALL COUNTS? I have no idea as I always finagle my way out of jury duty.

  46. Cagey Drifter permalink
    March 20, 2015 3:29 pm

    Resposting Shlominus’ link, to make sure it gets the attention it deserves.

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/03/18/1371718/–Gamergate-Harasser-Threatens-to-Sue-Randi-Harper-Unless-She-Removes-Him-from-Anti-GG-Block-List#

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 20, 2015 4:12 pm

      LOL! Grim Jim Rapey Pants is a total fucking assclown!

      RAPE LOVER IS OSR!!!!

    • March 20, 2015 4:58 pm

      ….posing a serious threat to my reputation…

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

      Does he really think he has a ‘reputation’ to uphold? Seriously, the people who sign up for that blocker will never be in his camp whether he’s blocked or not.

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 20, 2015 5:50 pm

      I hope she countersues him and names that stupid hat of his as a co-defendant.

    • March 21, 2015 12:00 am

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 21, 2015 6:20 am

      Wow, when someone accuses him of making rape threats, he sits on his hands. But block him from some other assholes on twitter, and it is time to get serious and legal.

      How is the Gor game coming along, grimjim? It was all done at the time of funding 6 months ago, except art.

    • Scott permalink
      March 27, 2015 9:33 pm

      One of the bright sides of my profession is the certainty I’ll never be picked for a jury.

  47. Scott is a Douchebag permalink
    March 20, 2015 5:51 pm

    1 Scott is a Douchebag because he is a coy cagey self-conscious white knight who wants to hang with scum but be seen to be kind. A cake and eat it fag.

    2 Skinheads make me laugh because they misappropriated a military warning as a costume. Special forces shave their heads, all or in part or grow taches or beards to warn ordinary military to stay clear. Skinheads are ponces in fancy dress and the fact that women punks and skinheads are indistinguishable from the their tiny male counterparts provokes guffaw. Aggressive women look like rabbits having a fit.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 20, 2015 6:14 pm

      Hi Kent(?)

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 20, 2015 9:00 pm

        Damn, hell hath no fury like a queen scorned.

    • Scott permalink
      March 27, 2015 9:36 pm

      1. Yeah, pretty much. I crave the bad-boy cache that commenting here naturally carries. Is it working?

      2. If being a ponce in fancy dress is wrong, then what has this all been for??

  48. PrinceofNothing permalink
    March 20, 2015 6:24 pm

    Also according to Pundit shlmoius is a member of the YDIS croud, out to sabotage noble RPGnet from within now. Source: Raggi G+. Nice.

    You’ve been registered Shlom. Better prepare for that time when Pundit comes along with a train and a one way ticket to a ‘vacation camp’. Don’t trust dem showers man.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 20, 2015 6:37 pm

      I should point out this is after Pundit embaresses himself by engaging in a dialogue with Zak S, a fight he cannot ever win because he is simply too stupid, for pundit is like fucking plato’s shadow on the cave wall to Zak’s personified avatar of sophism, and also after he brags on the internet about how much sex he’s getting.

      All this needs is a ‘my critics are only making me money’ remark and someone can call a pundit bingo.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 20, 2015 7:08 pm

        The Zak vs. Pundit battle at Fat Jimmy’s G+ was a great read. Nobody else was bothering to engage Pundit (and we are seeing a lot more of that lately), but Zak just can’t help himself. Any excuse to blather on and talk out his ass. And Pundit’s asshattery is pure gold. He’s so busy hating everyone (what a nihilist!), he doesn’t know who to concentrate on so he comes across as a raving lunatic. So many swine, so little time!

        And then Venger “I’m a Satanist!” Assnasty drops in to durp de derp up the thread with his delightful, illiterate mental midget musings.

        That thread is chock full of Nelson Ha Ha WIN!!!!

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 20, 2015 6:39 pm

      Is this a good time to announce my Nazis & Nihilists retroclone?

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 20, 2015 10:23 pm

      Also according to Pundit shlmoius is a member of the YDIS croud, out to sabotage noble RPGnet from within now. Source: Raggi G+. Nice.

      Pundejo’s probably convinced himself that he was a rogue “sleeper agent” all along, posting for years until he received the order to strike a blow for social justice. Perfidious swine are perfidious!

      Currently smoking: A fine Gouda
      Currently drinking: The tears of my enemies

    • shlominus permalink
      March 21, 2015 2:33 am

      “paranoia is just having the right information” – *mentioned by paranoid lunatic* achievement unlocked!

      a bit of fakeoutrage coming up, followed by raggi’s verdict.

      “How can he list all the problems caused by different Jews in our history and yet fail to mention even one of them with a single word in his manifest? He attacks the symptoms of the disease Europe is suffering under, but not the cause of the disease.”

      “Freemasonry is international Jewry at it’s worst; they too are working for a de-construction of all nations on Earth, and to build a global Hebrew temple, enslaving us all under the will of the Jews and their servants, the Freemasons.”

      “Christians then kill Muslims, and vice versa, whilst the Jews laugh safely in the background, profiting from it all.”

      “the Jews created Marxism, feminism, Christianity (need I tell you that Jesus and not least Paulus/Saul were both Jews?), so-called psychology, banking (“money lending”), the hippie-movement and all other ideologies and movements which are aimed to destroy and de-construct all nations in Europe. Behind each and every one of them you will find a Jew (or some times a Freemason)!”

      “Who benefits from this? Israel does! The Jews do! None of our aggression will be directed at them were it all should be directed. We will be fighting each other instead, whilst they move about in the background, out of the spotlight, and profit from our suffering, and in secret tighten the chains of slavery around our waists and ankles.”

      Varg Vikernes
      Bergen the 24th of July 2011

      http://www.burzum.org/eng/library/war_in_europe01.shtml (1/6, plenty of material here, and it gets worse…)

      i think we can all agree that he argues his talking points well.

      would raggi consider publishing this man? i think he should best speak for himself:

      “It would have to be magnificent to be worth the resulting headaches, but if it was indeed magnificent, and didn’t include any of his racial nonsense, I don’t see why not.”

      *in the background you can see zak s., whistling to himself, minding his own business*

      in case you wondered, I am the problem here. me and my fakeactivism, my fakeoutrage and my fake-antifavalues. also, note the swipe at the pundit. is varg a member of the ydis crowd as well? :O

      ps: prince, i love how you keep finding new ways to misspell my name. one day i will totally go bren on your ass, you do realise that, don’t you? 😉 #brennotkent

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 21, 2015 8:18 am

        “Are you now or have you ever been a member of the YDIS party?” – Joe “RPGPundit” McCarthy.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 21, 2015 11:24 am

        I don’t know what a bren is, other then the fact its on the Shite. Why haven’t your monthly intelligence reports included him as a potential double agent/threat? How are we going to persue our profitable agenda of destroying the OSR and end RPGSite’s hated free speech policy if our sleeper agents do not provide us with adequate intelligence?!?

        Do you want your children to grow up in a world without story-games? Do you want them clutching d20s and dying in filthy dungeons, wondering what ‘narrativism’ means? Do you want them to rummage through piles of radioactive debris and find partially burned copies of Polaris? You are our eyes, so let us see!

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 21, 2015 3:23 pm

        Shlo, a month and a day ago you wrote this:

        it’s sad that this place has worse people than therpgsite. all those reactionary assholes, yet this piece of shit easily takes the crown. impressive! bravo!

        Just out of curiosity, have you revised your assessment of this crowd and the ‘shite crowd? I’m not looking for self-validation, I just find any criticisms of Pundejo and his adherents funny.

      • shlominus permalink
        March 21, 2015 4:07 pm

        there’s still plenty of unacceptable stuff here. but yeah, these last few days have made an impression. to be quite honest, i have to think about that shit for a bit and i doubt i’ll share my thoughts here.

        you want to “laugh” about the pundit? well, varg agrees with pundit’s assessment that social democratic values were helpful to the slaughter of 69 innocents. can’t link to it atm, the site seems to be down?

        how did the pundit put it? “darkly and horrifically hilarious…”

        i think i am gonna get drunk.

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 21, 2015 4:15 pm

        I don’t want to laugh about the Pundit, I want to laugh at the Pundit. The best way to undermine an authoritarian is with ridicule, and Pundit, with his overweening pride and underwhelming accomplishments, is a prime target.

        Pundit is the RPG hobby’s equivalent of Rick Santorum, and should be treated accordingly.

  49. Scott is a Douchebag permalink
    March 20, 2015 6:53 pm

    Why do the little people here advertise for Raggi & Zak rather than select and mock.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 20, 2015 7:08 pm

      Hi Kunt! I thought you weren’t coming back?

    • Scott is a Douchebag permalink
      March 20, 2015 7:19 pm

      You repeatedly call yourself FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN so I guess you are a douchebag, is that fair?

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 20, 2015 8:02 pm

        I thought you had the ass cancer?

  50. bloodymage permalink
    March 20, 2015 9:21 pm

    I truly wish that some you would patronize my products. Some of them are quite good and I worked my a** off to bring them to you.

  51. Scott is a Douchebag permalink
    March 21, 2015 5:53 am

    This place is like a teen gossip magazine.

    What a bunch of grunting mumbling nancy boys you all are.

    • Sykirobme permalink
      March 21, 2015 11:16 am

      Welcome back, Kent.

  52. Scott is a Douchebag permalink
    March 21, 2015 1:12 pm

    Did anyone here get Deep Carbon Observatory?

    I want a pdf copy.

    • Al Sloan permalink
      March 21, 2015 3:26 pm

      Deep Carbon Observatory PDF

      • Scott is a Douchebag permalink
        March 21, 2015 3:49 pm

        Thanks. It’s as good as Raggi claims.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 21, 2015 5:17 pm

        Go to our friend sTevenchaIn. [Request] a [tg]. Don’t ask Stefan but go directly to the source. 79245 is the answer. You will find it where people put things that do not fit anywhere else.

      • PrinceofGoodForSomething permalink
        March 21, 2015 6:46 pm

        Thinks.

  53. bloodymage permalink
    March 21, 2015 5:54 pm

    GaryCon – I’m packed hoping I don’t forget anything.

    I think LULU might have black-balled me. I can’t help the way I am. It’s a sad, sad life I lead.

    Definitely in over my head. 😳

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 22, 2015 9:14 am

      Random Things Blooey Might Forget to Bring to GaryCon
      Roll 1d6
      1. No Meds!
      2. No Money!
      3. Yahoo! Tool Bar
      4. Cup for Train
      5. Monthly Facebook Payment
      6. Crazy Ex-Fiancée

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 22, 2015 9:16 am

        Expanded: Roll 1d8
        7. Flight Reservation
        8. Weirdo Son

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 22, 2015 9:50 am

        It’s Sunday, so from a liturgical standpoint, it isn’t a Lenten day of sacrifice, ergo:

        9. U-Haul trailer load of adult diapers
        10. Bucket of soapy water for at table clean, rinse
        11. Church parking lot all-access pass
        12. Pallet of “don’t mess with the Bloodymage” thongs for merch booth

        Since we’re rolling DCC style with the funnier funny dice:

        13. Meal voucher for meatloaf night 🙂
        14. 55 gallon drum of emoticons

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 22, 2015 9:01 pm

        Last licks before Sunday ends:

        15. Small but vicious dog
        16. Small but vicious Doug
        17. Small but vicious dog trainer
        18. Seagate with pictures of dog trainer ex
        19. Sea gate to hold back raging waters of Lake Geneva in case of flooding
        20. Blootonium fuel rod to power portable atomic supercompublooter

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        March 23, 2015 11:34 am

        Ahhhhh…tolerance levels…lowered…Blooey…overload…imminent…

  54. The Temple of Elemental Bullshit permalink
    March 21, 2015 6:29 pm

    Just want to touch base on some things we may have glossed over .

    1. Technically, Varg doesn’t identify himself as a “Nazi”, at least not anymore . The correct term he coined for his ideology is Odalism. I think it’s only fair we afford him the same courtesy as we would the trangenser/transsexual/transvestite/futanaria and the rest of the gang who can’t figure out what to do with their genitals, lest we be labeled hypocrites and suffer further Zakwrath.

    2. Raggi’s argument is that “I was only focusing on his RPG ideas” and ignoring the bad stuff. If that’s the case then we need to nominate good ol’ Adolf D. Fuehrer for a humanitarian award for all his contributions to modern society . I give you :
    – Das Auto. Affordable vehicles for the masses
    – Autobahn. The progenitor of our modern freeway system
    -NASA. developed by captured German rocket sciemists from the V2 program

    I also discovered that the Nazi Era government was the first to launch an anti-smoking campaign once the link to cancer was found .

    /sarcasm

  55. bloodymage permalink
    March 21, 2015 9:41 pm

    Not a fan of porn, but they’re people too. 😳

  56. Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 21, 2015 10:00 pm

    Padre vs pinniped… not quite spectre vs rector, but we must do with the weaksauce material that comes to hand.

    • March 22, 2015 8:36 pm

      Gotta love how Zak pretty much redefines Why Wasn’t I Consulted by barging in and claiming that _talking about him without consulting him first_ completely voids FrDave’s Christian morality.

      FrDave, though, dutifully turns the other cheek. Can’t fault the man for being inconsistent.

      • March 22, 2015 9:06 pm

        *places chit over ‘Zak rolls out Mandy in her wheelchair to deflect potential criticism’ space* ZAK-BINGO!

      • March 23, 2015 5:40 am

        Watching those two argue about morality reminds me of those taxidermy projects you guys used to do where you’d kill a couple dozen bunnies or squirrels or kittens or whatever and set them up in a little classroom so it looked like they were studying Latin declensions. Nobody actually learns any Latin but people like to promote the optical illusion of serious homework going on behind those little dead eyes. As for Mandy, I have to say it’s a big picture thing a little like the bunnies. She’s one of my favorites.

        Another fine message from
        GOD

      • bad wolf permalink
        March 23, 2015 2:01 pm

        Here Zak reminds me of the townies picking on the Amish guy in Witness. Wait, were those the heroes of the movie? I guess in Zak’s version they were.

        It’s a wonder he doesn’t post pictures of his “Jesus is a Cunt” t-shirt just to get in the guy’s face a little more.

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 23, 2015 7:19 am

      God damn, as if Zak has not left enough mountains of nasty verbiage around the net to draw a conclusion about him, without actually consulting him to get the exact same mountain of nasty verbiage.

      Padre is an idiot though. His conversion is based on the standard “I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe” and “There is no Right without God” stuff. I am sure he is sincere in his devotion, just like Zak is in his narcissism.

      • March 23, 2015 7:58 am

        It’s all acrylic paint. All the paintings are all acrylic unless i say otherwise

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 23, 2015 4:04 pm

        Human secularist scum!

  57. Timotheus permalink
    March 22, 2015 8:32 am

    Wow. I stopped by James’s g+ “Woah, I never expected controvery!” thread and saw Shlo had posted some Varg quotes to show what type of person Raggi would be happy to publish (and make varg money, with Zak intently looking the other way).

    And this was Raggs’ response:

    “And for someone that pretends to be so concerned about racism and a racist getting exposure, Shlo sure is posting a whole lot of racist shit.”

    Implying Sklo is the racist. Nice. And Zak and Pundejo are totally cool with that, as evidenced in the thread – and to no one’s surprise.

    Because of this, Raggi 4 deserves all the connotations he has and will receive from us. As does the two-faced, Jewish-when-convenient ZakAttack and Brieviks’ cheeleader pal John Tarnowski, for remaining silent in the face of what they claim to stand against.

    With that kind of blatant distortion, Faggi should be writing the headlines here. Maybe we would get some traffic!

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 22, 2015 8:59 am

      Whining that pointing out racism is worse than racism itself is Right-Wing Bad Faith Arguments 101. Just Google “blacks are the real racists” or “liberals are the real racists” and you’ll get a fuckton of hits, most of them non-ironic.

      Similarly, “anti-racist is anti-white” is a very Vargy thing to say.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 22, 2015 9:10 am

      You nailed it, BACLF. Their true colors are out for all to see now.

      Raggi is obviously a student of Grim Jim’s Create Controversy For Sales! school of marketing too.

      On a lighter note, it looks like Blooey is on his way to GaryCon next weekend! Do you think he will make it?

      Can somebody bring me some plastic silverware I’m in the main gaming room?

  58. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 23, 2015 11:40 am

    I’d like to think Blooey will make Garycon, run some games, and create a ton of Blooey-good tales for us (or at least the lent-starved BlooCrew) to revel in. But I fear that I have to put the smart money on him not even making it out of the front door.

    • Rob Conley, Famous OSR Authur permalink
      March 23, 2015 11:56 am

      Although lynching is not uncommon paralytically if the accused is unpopular for some reason.

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 23, 2015 12:09 pm

      I can’t help the way I am. It’s a sad, sad life I lead.

  59. bloodymage permalink
    March 23, 2015 12:11 pm

    To waste my time I tried un-checking read-only doc on this blasted machine. Can’t even do that. And I’m listening to Old McDonald’s Farm again. F**k these people.

  60. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 23, 2015 3:22 pm

    Old Steve Willet had a farm

    B.L.double O.E.Y.

    And on this farm he has some product

    B.L.double O.E.Y.

    With a coffee mug here

    A shower curtain there

    Damn machines broke, that ain’t right

    Getting’ awful hungry but it’s meatloaf night..

    B…L…double O…E…Y…

  61. Bob's Cunt permalink
    March 23, 2015 5:16 pm

    I think we need to play a new game here. Whoever can get BloodyRetard to drink a gallon of bleach and film it wins. Torturing him into doing so is perfectly acceptable.

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 23, 2015 5:31 pm

      Why do you wish to rob humanity of such a source of wonder?

      • Bob's Cunt permalink
        March 23, 2015 7:26 pm

        This is the group that made Christian cry and stop publishing his gay shit. I want it to do one better.

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 23, 2015 8:06 pm

        I can’t get behind this, he offers a glimpse into a part of America that is alien to me. As a member of the Northeastern Coastal Elite, I have lived in the same apartment for almost nine years, I have held the same job for ten and the same volunteer gig for twenty. The rootlessness and roaming that the subject at hand exhibits are fascinating to me, a self-reported anthropological study of a people I’m supposed to belong to.

        There’s also the cautionary tale that he embodies. Just reading about his gastrointestinal woes makes has convinced me to eat more vegetables.

        #trueblooamericanhero

      • March 24, 2015 7:57 am

        LIAR! You have not proven that Christian stopped publishing his gay shit _because_ of YDIS. Also, if you’re going to talk about Christian, you need to consult with him first; otherwise, your entire ethos is dubious.

  62. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 23, 2015 5:45 pm

    Gimps and tards are America’s greatest national resources. Not enjoying them and feeling the love for them (unless they are connected to Zak somehow) is downright unpatriotic. If ISIS got their hands on Blooey they’d load him into an artillery cannon and fire him point blank into a women’s remedial reading class.

  63. A Sensible Proposal permalink
    March 23, 2015 6:25 pm

    I suggest to our honourable host, the glorious YDIS herself, that she maintains two concurrent *threads* as we might call them.

    In the first CKDB, BLF, FotU & their respective idiotic cut-n-paste bots could hold a triumvirate of mouth-fart-breathing intertwined colostomy bags within the now famous *bag-of-morons*.

    in the second thread YDIS could return to what it was when it successfully ridiculed and wounded the ne’er do wells of the OSR because the OSR read and cared what was said here.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 23, 2015 7:12 pm

      Hi Kunt!

      • A Sensible Proposal permalink
        March 23, 2015 7:30 pm

        Are you looking for a prize?

    • A Surfeit of Sockpuppets permalink
      March 23, 2015 7:54 pm

      Better yet, our esteemed host could maintain a separate thread for each of Kunt’s poorly-disguised sockpuppets.

      • A Sensible Proposal permalink
        March 23, 2015 8:20 pm

        What do you mean ‘poorly disguised’ you stupid cunt?

    • March 24, 2015 8:04 am

      The golden age of YDIS came to an end when that Irish ponce started crapping up the place. Kent has no credibility.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 24, 2015 9:37 am

        *sheds a tear for lost golden age*

  64. ToEB sock puppet permalink
    March 23, 2015 6:30 pm

    Now that Varg is on board I hear Raggs is going to respin the enitre LotFap catalog with a Nazi theme
    I give you …

    Lamentations of the Reich Princess

    Watch for kickstarters for the following titles …

    The Gestapo Faced Devil
    The God that Goosesteps
    Better than any Ubermensch
    Fuck for Fuhrer
    The Grinding Gear (of my Panzer Mk IV tank)
    Der Fuhrer bunker from Beyond Space and Time
    Mein Death Frost Kampf

    of course at the rate he fufills KS projects we shouldn’t expect to be seeing these until some time between 2023 and when the Sun turns into a Red dwarf

    • OA,BD permalink
      March 23, 2015 6:44 pm

      Oscar Anderson Likes this.

    • Dildatory Interlude permalink
      March 24, 2015 5:51 am

      You forgot A WHITE and Pleasant Land!

    • ToEB sock puppet permalink
      March 24, 2015 4:04 pm

      I considered :”Auschwitzheim, The Complete Concentration Camp Kit”, but I felt that it might be going to far, even for this site.

  65. 5E Transgender Dwarven Shamans permalink
    March 23, 2015 6:52 pm

    You People should be nice to Pundy. He can’t afford to give any more ground now that Blue Rose is returning.

  66. A Sensible Proposal permalink
    March 23, 2015 7:08 pm

    There have only been three good OSR works published so far.

    It is time that one made mention of Columbo at least obliquely.

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 24, 2015 6:09 am

      I’m wrestling with this blasted machine again. Froze up so I had to try to enter about a jillion times and then asked me about restore options. I’m thinking of

      doing a clean install and starting over. Might as well, I’m starting over my entire life. 😦

  67. Scott is a Douchebag permalink
    March 23, 2015 7:18 pm

    Don’t ever forget.

    • A Sensible Proposal permalink
      March 23, 2015 7:35 pm

      Its hard to forget. Scott thinks of himself as a skinhead and yet skinheads make me laugh because they misappropriated a military warning as a costume. Special forces shave their heads, all or in part or grow taches or beards to warn ordinary military to stay clear. Skinheads are ponces in fancy dress and the fact that women punks and skinheads are indistinguishable from the their tiny male counterparts provokes guffaw. Aggressive women look like rabbits having a fit.

      tldr: Scott & Zak are nancy-dress – they didn’t play contact sports.

      • Scott permalink
        March 27, 2015 9:39 pm

        “they didn’t play contact sports”

        Did too nyah

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 24, 2015 6:10 am

      I’m really tired of the stupid game I’m playing. I did a fresh install but IE won’t connect to anything because I’m missing a network adapter. I found one but it

      wouldn’t start. Can anyone help… again.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 24, 2015 7:39 am

        “I did a fresh install”

        Love you like a brother, Bloo, but you really need to stop doing this.

  68. bloodymage permalink
    March 24, 2015 6:08 am

    And as long as I’m grousing I’m getting real [sick and tired] of soul food. Some [of] it I can’t even eat.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 24, 2015 7:32 am

      Sounds like there is some real cultural appropriation going down at Blooey’s retirement community!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 24, 2015 7:38 am

        What’s next? Culturally appropriated Swedish Meatballs night?

  69. March 24, 2015 7:18 am

    I remember some time in the mid to late 1980’s (1986?) running into a politically correct skinhead, introduced by a friend of a friend as “he is a skinhead”, something I was not aware of. This prompted a huge explanation, by this bald person dressed in Nazi symbols, of why they aren’t like other skinheads. I don’t want to say the name but it was something like NYC Skinheads for Peace. At the time, I was thinking it has to be a religion of some kind from the intensity of the explanation.

    It wouldn’t be until many moons later, after seeing skinheads all over the media, that I realized what not so unique group that person belonged to:

    PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE!!!!

    Pulls out flute,,,

    <<>>

    Here everyone is getting hyped about total BS sales-pumpin’ malarkey.

    Back to the thread, who gives a shit about these “rpg asshats”? James Raggi productions can eat shit and die for all I care. What about the other OSR cut and pasters? How about some shit about all these crappy mags that no one recommends and have no samples to browse? Vanity fair garbage clones are the real villains who need a comeuppance.

    I’ve read the GYGAX MAGAZINE and its a piece of shit but what about these OSR mags like FIGHT ON! and KNOCK SPELL?

    Its all whispers in PMed secret warnings that these are just as bad or worse. I really don’t want to spend $5 per look to check out some some messageboard gobbletygook quality, vanity fair, “look at me I’m in a magazine on the internet”, and ultimately autistic (in the purest sense of the word) drivel.

    Somebody has to know something. LETS HAVE IT!

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 24, 2015 7:29 am

      Gene, you need to consult STeven ChanG, purveyor of texts. If even a sub-literate Hibernian aspie can figure it out, a gaming luminary such as yourself can.

      For other hints,
      Consult the Prince.

      If you’re going to Garycon, make sure you deliver a full report.

      Also, is it true that you knocked an apple off Gary Gygax’ head with a flail? As I’ve heard it, you said something like, “You’re Swiss, you like that William Tell shit.” and flailed a Granny Smith right off his melon.

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 24, 2015 7:30 am

      I truly wish that some you would patronize my products. Some of them are quite good and I worked my a** off to bring them to you.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 24, 2015 7:37 am

        I have to say I prefer Blooey’s guilt trip marketing approach to Raggi’s or Grim Jim’s Fake Controversy = $ALE$!

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 24, 2015 9:49 am

      I think both of those magazines folded up shop, didn’t they? The hoser who did Fight On kept begging for articles on the ODD forum and Dragonsdick and nobody responded. I think Knockspell was from Matt “Please cum on my face, Master Zak” Finch, and he blew it off as soon as he hooked up with Bill “I have put pdf’s of Judges Guild stuff up for sale and kept the profits so the dying Bill Bledsaw doesn’t have to worry about it” Webb.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 24, 2015 11:06 am

        “Bill “I have put pdf’s of Judges Guild stuff up for sale and kept the profits so the dying Bill Bledsaw doesn’t have to worry about it” Webb”

        OOOOH! Do tell!

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 24, 2015 11:37 am

        From this Necromancer Games thread, heats up about halfway down the page:

        http://necromancergames.yuku.com/topic/11349/New-Judges-Guild-Products-Currently-in-Progress?page=2#.VRGV-CvLJKI

        The Necro faithful are all like “That seems unlikely” until Rbledsaw3 (bob’s grandson) lays it out. Then Bill’s right hand man comes in with the threadlock and the “Move along, citizens, nothing to see here.”

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 24, 2015 12:32 pm

        Juicy, but Bob’s grandson lost me at “thousands in royalties”. He and his father are delusional, like the Gygax clan.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        March 24, 2015 3:49 pm

        Wow. Free shit that fails. Seems only a couple years ago that any self-promoting pretend-gamer dipshits like Christian Walker could take a Taco Bell dump between two pieces of printer paper and get money for it. Maybe the failure of some of this worthless crap is a good sign of gamers smartening up, and not buying into anything anybody feeds into their Cheeto’s holes? Naw, probably not.

    • Scott permalink
      March 25, 2015 10:30 pm

      This is a bot, right?

  70. Timotheus permalink
    March 24, 2015 9:44 am

    I believe we are getting closer to the true origins of John Tarnowski.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/23/nazi-lair-argentina_n_6928050.html

  71. bloodymage permalink
    March 24, 2015 8:41 pm

    In this thread if you run a “shop” on Ebay or a standing internet business on another site, post a general description of your wares in the post title here, go into some detail about your business and provide a link in the body of your post and your business will remain at the top of Classifieds as long as your site has no objectionable content (this is a family-friendly site). Post only once in this thread, please.

    Post items of interest in the forum as they become available, then take the posts down as the items are purchased.

    Another fine service from YDIS! 😀

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 24, 2015 8:42 pm

      I ordered a remote for my Kenwood receiver on Ebay, put batteries in and it doesn’t work. Any suggestions?

      • March 24, 2015 10:53 pm

        Try a fresh install?

      • Old Geezer's Peehole permalink
        March 25, 2015 8:37 am

        Kill it and take its stuff!

      • bloodymage permalink
        March 25, 2015 1:01 pm

        I’m old and broken. That’s why I cry for help so often.

  72. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 25, 2015 11:32 am

    Hey Bloo, see the little nubby end on the batteries? Those are the ends that DON’T go up against the springy thing.

    Fuck. I’m probably just confusing things. Maybe you should just peel off a few more $20’s and get the Geek squad to come out again.

    • Bob's Cunt permalink
      March 25, 2015 12:23 pm

      Bloo heard nubby and thought of his dildo.

  73. Taking a Dump permalink
    March 25, 2015 5:45 pm

    I have just been for a shit. I could not help drawing a comparison with this website since I come here to take a shit too.

    The host here, YDIS herself, is like one of the little black dudes who gesticulates in suave flourishes at his selection of bottled chemical smells in hotel and nightclub shitters.

    I come here to take a dump because my any-old-shit is on a par with the sweetest most insightful parlance that any one of you ratpeople have ever uttered.

    • The Minotaur's Left Testicle permalink
      March 25, 2015 6:19 pm

      Hi Kent!

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 25, 2015 6:54 pm

      Eat, pee, uninstall, crap, rinse, clean, reinstall, repeat. I need remote cleaning by a discerning eye.

  74. bloodymage permalink
    March 25, 2015 6:57 pm

    They’re singing about me. I was a fool to move here. But I no longer give a damn.

    • Bob's Cunt permalink
      March 25, 2015 7:32 pm

      Stick your hand in a blender. That will change things.

  75. Taking a Dump permalink
    March 25, 2015 7:22 pm

    .I have just been for a shit. I could not help drawing a comparison with this website since I come here to take a shit too.

    The host here, YDIS herself, is like one of the little black dudes who gesticulates in suave flourishes at his selection of bottled chemical smells in hotel and nightclub shitters.

    I come here to take a dump because my any-old-shit is on a par with the sweetest most insightful parlance that any one of you ratpeople have ever uttered.

  76. Taking a Dump permalink
    March 25, 2015 7:22 pm

    ..I have just been for a shit. I could not help drawing a comparison with this website since I come here to take a shit too.

    The host here, YDIS herself, is like one of the little black dudes who gesticulates in suave flourishes at his selection of bottled chemical smells in hotel and nightclub shitters.

    I come here to take a dump because my any-old-shit is on a par with the sweetest most insightful parlance that any one of you ratpeople have ever uttered.

  77. Taking a Dump permalink
    March 25, 2015 7:23 pm

    …I have just been for a shit. I could not help drawing a comparison with this website since I come here to take a shit too.

    The host here, YDIS herself, is like one of the little black dudes who gesticulates in suave flourishes at his selection of bottled chemical smells in hotel and nightclub shitters.

    I come here to take a dump because my any-old-shit is on a par with the sweetest most insightful parlance that any one of you ratpeople have ever uttered.

  78. Taking a Dump permalink
    March 25, 2015 7:23 pm

    ….I have just been for a shit. I could not help drawing a comparison with this website since I come here to take a shit too.

    The host here, YDIS herself, is like one of the little black dudes who gesticulates in suave flourishes at his selection of bottled chemical smells in hotel and nightclub shitters.

    I come here to take a dump because my any-old-shit is on a par with the sweetest most insightful parlance that any one of you ratpeople have ever uttered.

  79. Taking a Dump permalink
    March 25, 2015 8:14 pm

    brain score
    =========
    10 Kent
    .
    8 Jehovah
    .
    6 Shakespeare
    5 Raggi & Columbo
    4 Scott – Zak
    3 Failures in School
    2 Criminal psychopaths & Crustaceans
    1YDIS regulars
    0 Bag of Morons

  80. Scott permalink
    March 25, 2015 10:34 pm

    In the interest of ensuring that Varg’s message is spread far and wide, as is my agenda, this is the most extensive interview I know and is a good starting point for Vargism:

    • Zak's Dead Jewish Relatives permalink
      March 26, 2015 8:00 am

      Nazi! I saw you at Auschwitz Scott!

      • March 26, 2015 9:00 am

        Woah there, ghosts. You’re sure it wasn’t on movie night?

      • Zak's Dead Jewish Relatives permalink
        March 26, 2015 11:53 am

        Nazi swine!

      • Scott permalink
        March 27, 2015 9:41 pm

        TEACH THE CONTROVERSY

    • Mjollnir permalink
      March 26, 2015 9:02 am

      Varg is soooo dreamy! 🙂 I’d suck his cock off like I was suffocating and their was oxygen in his balls!

      • Zak's Dead Jewish Relatives permalink
        March 26, 2015 11:56 am

        Gay Nazi swine!

  81. March 26, 2015 7:17 am

    So what if he is a post-modern neo-pagan who retroactively integrates European culture as a “Whites Only” parallel with the “fuck everything” version of Islam?

    That guy is photogenic as hell for an “rpg person”!

    I see Hollywood in his future….

    rubs chin… hmmm…

    STEVEN SPIELBERG presents…

    DENZEL WASHINGTON is Founding Father George Washington in VARG VIKERNE’S epic true saga of the Scandinavian people set in a secret 1777 colony called Los Angeles:

    DECLARATION OF THE FLAME PRINCE

    Interviewer on red carpet: “Here comes Hollywood’s man of the hour, Writer and star of DOTFP, Varg Vikerne. Its exciting tonight, you’re to win big, I hear. I’m told the original name of this film was changed from…

    Varg: Yes, Steven thought that most people wouldn’t understand what the old fashioned term “lamentation” meant and that movies are confusing in general when they are not about the ambiguous love a man has for a physically striking boy. Therefore “prince”.

    Interviewer on red carpet: “So, conspiracy theorists say that in addition to an earlier exoneration from murder that you were complicit in a more recent event. The stabbing of an… let me get this straight… Ozzer? O-Tsar? Osaar?”

    Varg: “Yes”

    Interviewer on red carpet: ” Ahem… you stabbed what they’re calling an OSAAR game player and supposed PRINCE co-creator named Jim Ragu, 37 times in the penis back in 2018 and pinned it on a little known American internet hyperbolist/parodist named Eugene David Wilkes Weigel Jr. because of a flail found at the crime scene.

    How do you respond to these wingnut allegations?”

    Varg: “What can I say, my friends? HE WAS THERE!”

    ……….

    End Dream Sequence

    ………

    Phew…. it was only a dream. For a minute there I thought I was going to actually buy an OSR product….

    SHUDDER

    • Rob Conley, best OSR authur permalink
      March 26, 2015 9:17 am

      Depending on the nature of the feudal system Royal Agents, Secret police, etc. Are employed by the Chancery or Treasury or sometimes both. In the former they are out there to find out any unreported murders or other high justice crimes. Vassal lords had a habit of dealing out personal justice so this needed to be kept in check. Treasury agent are looking for people hiding income, stealing tax revenue, Wesley Snopes, etc.

    • Scott permalink
      March 27, 2015 9:45 pm

      Gene, you seem OK, but Jesus Christ, man

      And if you want an accurate Rob impersonation, you need to include things like “each hex am 5 miles” and “they orcs hard 10 gp each”

  82. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 26, 2015 11:19 am

    Ha ha even the old retirement home folk are singing about our boy Blooey. Making up songs about him using their glee group standards like This land is your Land and Row Row Row your Boat.

    Buy buy buy some product

    Patronize his biz!

    Eat crap rinse repeat

    Don’t forget to whiz!

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 26, 2015 11:46 am

      Everybody do Blooey!
      Blooey!
      Blooey, Blooey bo Booey Bonana fanna fo Fooey
      Fee fy mo Mooey, Blooey!

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 26, 2015 12:20 pm

      Eat eat eat pee crap,
      Clean rinse and repeat
      Hopefully hopefully hopefully hopefully
      Thursday’s loaf of meat.

  83. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 26, 2015 12:52 pm

    Everybody do Kent!
    Kent!
    Kent Kent gender bent
    Kent Kent ass for rent
    Fee fay wrist is bent, Ke-ent!

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 26, 2015 2:09 pm

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We have a winner!

      #doinggay #kentisgay

  84. Bob's Cunt permalink
    March 26, 2015 1:09 pm

    Blooeymage, Blooeymage,
    Whines and no one cares.

    His would masturbate,
    but his dick is out of reach.

    Blooeymage, blooeymage,
    Cries cause he’s scared.

    How I wish this retard,
    Would drink a glass of bleach.

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 26, 2015 2:16 pm

      I’ve got the hotel. I was looking for eats, liquor, food, services in general. Too late now, though. Gotta get this crap packed. And I hate trying to work with my neighbors home!

  85. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 26, 2015 2:44 pm

    Blooey’s Delight (to the tune of Rappers Delight)

    …Blooey say…Ho-tel, mo-tel, what’m I gonna do for food?

    Can’t count on a pickup from the airport, cause they ain’t in the mood

    Flip, fly, what can I say? I hope I’m on time for my game today

    I’d sell some modules to these Garycon folk

    And also list some on E-bay

    Gonna eat, crap, rinse, repeat and maybe even takes some pee’s

    Gonna hit these players with my adventure “The Stink…”

    Gonna kill all their PC’s!

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 26, 2015 2:50 pm

      Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Church Parking Lot….

  86. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    March 26, 2015 3:28 pm

    Less than 24 hours to GaryCon begins and I am very excited for all the new Blooey stories we will soon be enjoying. Sweet, sweet Bloo Song is music to my ears!

    So, do you think Bloodymage won’t show up (infernal machines ate my reservation!), will show up but arrive 100 miles away and need a ride, or show up next weekend by mistake?

    I won’t be able to sleep to night in anticipation like a kid on Christmas Eve!!! Sigh! 😦

  87. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 26, 2015 4:04 pm

    For reals! I dunno if it’s cause it’s Spring or what, but I’m in an outstanding Blooey-good mood! I know that Zak and Pundit and Rags and whoeverthefuck are serious biz, but really, there should be more positive vibes around here, in the form of good, old fashioned, all-American Blooeymage homespun wisdom. We are about to get hit by a bumper crop of Bloo -adventures, so you h8tr’s better gear up. The Blooeymage Convention Watch(tm) starts…now!!!

    BTW I think I have a new item for my Bucket List. I simply cannot exit this world until I’ve seen what is sure to be Blooey’s greatest literary achievement; the word “sigh” followed by a question mark.

    Sigh?

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 26, 2015 5:53 pm

      Needs an emoticon… maybe a facepalm or a blush.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 26, 2015 10:55 pm

        sigh?

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 26, 2015 11:50 pm

        Here I sit, broken hearted…

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 26, 2015 7:04 pm

      Blooey’s Singing Neighbors!

  88. Bob's Cunt permalink
    March 26, 2015 4:42 pm

    Blooeytard will show up and somehow get stranded and then ask the suckers…I mean good folk… at DF for some financial help. It’s the same shit that thing that claims to be human has done over and over.

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 26, 2015 5:58 pm

      I’m used to the general shit-talking here, but you really have a genuine animus toward the guy. What’s up? What’s your history with Bloo? Are you Blooeyson? Did you invest a grand in Polyhedron? Did he kill off a favorite PC? Don’t hold back, the Bloo Crew needs this crucial information for the Bloo Meridian saga.

      Fuck, there goes the Lenten resoblootion… I’m sure we can justify this backsliding by proclaiming Garycon a “carnival” period.

      • bloodymage permalink
        March 26, 2015 6:17 pm

        Well I made it but I missed my original flight because someone sent me to Love field, got to DFW and that was misery, check in and the flight, then I had to rent that was car which I thought I had done beforehand, had a hell of a time getting out of Milwaukee ’cause my map was pack))ed somewhere. This morning my AD&D game was a bust (at GaryCon!). I just wasn’t prepared despite all my effort. Didn’t even what days my events were schedule on. I have a game tonight that I’m playing in.

        And I had a hard time typing this because my touchpad, which I had disabled, is working again, how I have no idea.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 26, 2015 6:55 pm

        Touchdown! Blooey is IN DA HOUSE DA ORCS FALL DOWN!

        @Bob’s Cunt: You get points for celebrating the fact Rob Kuntz is indeed a cunt, the Teabagging Liberturdian Ted Nugent of the blOwSR if you will, but what’s with all the Bloo bashing of late?

        Please, show me on the half orc miniature where Blooey touched you inappropriately!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 26, 2015 6:59 pm

        Meanwhile, back in Texas…

  89. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 26, 2015 7:30 pm

    (doing Roger Rabbit hip hop dance move) Go Blooey, go Blooey, go Blooey!!

    You muh muh muh make me ha-ppy…

    • Scott permalink
      March 27, 2015 9:49 pm

      This head movie makes my eyes rain ;(

  90. Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 26, 2015 7:53 pm

    Do we have a correspondent at Garycon to keep us abreast of all the Blooey goodness? Please tell me that we have someone on the inside.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 26, 2015 8:33 pm

      I sure hope so! Is he selling product in the vendor’s hall?

      I have a warm feeling inside, knowing that Blooey is surrounded by his peeps (no, not the rinse clean repeat kind usually followed by poops in the adult diaper) and gaming his little heart out tonight! This is what he lives for, and now he’s living it! Plus he gets a few days off from the slop they serve for supper at assistant living. DEATH TO ALL PCs THIS WEEKEND!

  91. Timotheus permalink
    March 27, 2015 6:44 am

    Political meltdown happening on the Shite. In a thread about GenCon threatening to leave Indianapolis over the new “Religious Freedom” bullshit Indiana’s Republican legislature passed. Roght wing propogandist Scott Anderson totally loses his shit. Some highlights:

    “Don’t bring that weak sauce about Republicans being a party of hate. That’s a damnable lie. It is not now, nor has it ever been true. We were founded on abolition. We were the party of Reconstruction. We fought against government re-segregation under Democrat presidents from Wilson to Johnson. We conceived of and enacted the original affirmative action legislation. We passed and signed the Americans with disabilities act.

    We are now the party of lower taxes on the working poor, of the freedom of the individual, of the defense of the unborn, of the protection of the American worker and American sovereignty (although lately I’m’a choke a bitch Boehner and McConnnel), of innovation and medicine, of excellent schools and school choice, of the primacy of the individual, of the colorblind society, of protecting minority voting rights, and the prevention of governmental over-reach (but again, time to choke a bitch in Washington), of the inalienable right of self-defense, especially for women and minorities, and of obeying the rule of law.”

    This dumbfuck must live in a coccoon with no outlet to the real world. He goes on to say that there was never a Southern Stratgy. History is lying to us, folks!

    Lots of other fireworks, and the Plagiarist tries to stick his dick in the conversation. This is the last page with the partisan drone, but you know how to check out the rest.

    #NotAnyRepublicansYouLyingPinkie

    http://www.therpgsite.com/showthread.php?t=31945&page=14

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 27, 2015 8:45 am

      I just want to make it perfectly clear that discrimination against gay people is never acceptable under any circumstances unless of course it is Kent or Gay Nazis doing the gay. Human rights and decency demand this!

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 27, 2015 10:12 am

      Scott Anderson is a knob, he must be Oscar’s dumb brother. Here’s the Southern Strategy expressed by a Republican operative:

      http://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Lee_Atwater

      Also, fuck Reagan’s corpse, that ghoulish creep launched his presidential campaign by talking about “states’ rights” in the town Chaney, Goodman, and Schwermer were murdered.

      • OA,BD permalink
        March 27, 2015 10:40 am

        Oscar Anderson does not Like this.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 27, 2015 10:42 am

        Republicans treat the Constitution the way Ronald Reagan used to treat an adult diaper.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 27, 2015 10:40 am

      If I could add to the list of people at the RPG Shite who need to have nasty runny dumps taken in their mouths, I nominate Brad and danbuter.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 27, 2015 10:45 am

      Sayeth Sacrosanct: THIS THREAD IS ABOUT RPGS DAMMIT.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 27, 2015 10:54 am

        Sac wrote that he was done with the ‘Shite, after Will, the second defection in about a month. Pretty soon, the ‘Shite is going to look like this:

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 28, 2015 6:30 pm

        I find that notion amusing but highly unlikely. As…Ckreuger? The Butcherbr? Someone? once remarked, Tarnowski’s forum is one of the few general purpose rpg forums round town, and people are sort of stuck with it. RPG.net is fucked unless you are a child or a woman, the free speech on the shite seems to pass the voigt-kampf test unless you include negative reviews of pundit’s own products and plagiarism and whatnot, and the cretins are cretinous but you have that everywhere.

        Sacrosanct went out with no honor like a nine year old child taking his ball home or a romulan. His spirit will languish in Grethor for an eternity for his cowardice.

        I’m sort of quasi-impressed at how well the shite manages to debate this issue without resorting(with obvious exceptions) to too much name calling.

        I miss good star trek things 😦

    • Scott permalink
      March 27, 2015 9:53 pm

      I believe I speak in a manner consistent with my previous postings when I say that poor people – ESPECIALLY THE “URBAN” POOR 😉 – are poor because they’re shiftless. Despite my previous patronage of Russ Nicholson, I think I’d go with A. Wyatt Mann for further commissions. I want to see his cartography chops!

      • Scott Anderson, Racist, Sexist, JESUS Freak, NOT Oscar's Brother permalink
        March 28, 2015 7:37 am

        You leftists are more hateful and narrow-minded and more racist than anyone you hate.

        Yes I’m frothy at the mouth. When you kick a dog over and over again, it gets pretty vicious.

      • Scott permalink
        March 28, 2015 9:01 am

        Is this the PunditBot?

      • johntarnowski permalink
        March 28, 2015 9:35 am

        I really think people are conflating the fact that we’re both “enfants terrible” of the RPG/OSR scene with our being compatible. Look at Zak’s work, and its non-linear, artsy, with an emphasis on flair over detail, his mechanics tending to be about some kind of gimmickry to simplify/speed-up the play experience (this all from Vornheim, btw, I haven’t seen R&PL). Look at my work and it’s structured, completeist, with an emphasis on detail, my mechanics tending to be about enriching the world-emulation experience, sometimes ‘gonzo’ but not ‘artsy’.

  92. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN, TRUE BLOO REPORTER! permalink
    March 27, 2015 12:47 pm

    I’m on the job scouring the interwebs for any and all news of Blooey at GaryCon 2015!

    I am happy to report that so far, there have been no requests for plastic silverware to be brought to the main gaming room, so it looks like convention organizers have learned from past convention mistakes.

    Did you know, prior to the convention, GaryCon organizers never returned GOPagan’s requests for a dealer table, thus denying him access to the largest gathering of blOwSR gamers? Was this because his products are ripoffs of Gary’s old DRAGON articles and Castle Greyhawk, taking dozens of dollars out of the pockets of GaryCon organizers living off their father’s dead corpse, or does Wisconsin have one of those laws like Indiana where they can refuse anyone service because of their religious beliefs (KILL PAGANS FOR CHRIST!)? Inquiring minds want to know!

  93. bloodymage permalink
    March 27, 2015 6:15 pm

    This is not going well at all. AD&D yesterday, no shows (at GaryCon!) and full table today but it was assigned to an outside tent that was not serviceable and relocated me to the restaurant leaving a notice on the whiteboard. No shows again. I’m back at my hotel to veg.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 27, 2015 7:10 pm

      Who knew the unblown fatbeards at GaryCon were such a snobby clique? I guess after years of being beaten, wedgied, Indian burned and titty twisted because of their loser status in high school, they need to release some of that pent up anger on a fellow gamer.

      Somebody play with Blooey damn it!!!! 😡

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 27, 2015 8:09 pm

        This is why we need a reporter in the field. What details are being omitted or elided? Did Blooey scare off potential players with his idiosyncracies? Does his reputation as a DM precede him? Why can’t he just play a character in someone else’s game?

        Somebody, play the “Bloo Detective” role here!!1

    • Scott permalink
      March 27, 2015 9:56 pm

      This is so sad 😦 If you’re already debased enough to be at GaryCon, throw a brother a bone

      • March 27, 2015 10:33 pm

        Listen, as long as you’re popping pills and up late, let’s hear it about Alexis’ dungeon book.

      • Scott permalink
        March 27, 2015 10:35 pm

        Haven’t bought it, haven’t read it. Probably will at some point soon. Hopefully my enthusiasm will flower into salesmanship.

      • Scott permalink
        March 27, 2015 10:35 pm

        (And I’m off the pills. It’s 1:30, bitch)

  94. Bob's Cunt permalink
    March 28, 2015 11:08 am

    For those asking about my problems with Blooeyturd here’s the deal:

    For years I have watched this piece of shit come up with half baked stories of needed help, increasingly unbelievable ‘problems’ and begging people for money. On year he decided he would be the convention reporter for DF. Two days in he becomes stranded and begs for help claiming he is living in his car and using a library computer to communicate. When asked if he could just call family or something he suddenly had help and went away.

    He comes back with a new plan that involves yet another stranding and begging for money. People buy it and end up funding a move to some shit hole. He hates it and does it again and gets less money because people are getting smart. This leads to a new disappearance.

    He comes back with a game company that he says is his dream. However he can’t use a computer and can only type with one finger but begs for business. Now we are to the point of dog walkers, singers and meatloaf.

    BloodeyAss is nothing more than Zak, Jmal or Raggi dressed up as a mentally challenged hobo with a persecution complex. Sure he can be comic relief or an example of why not to eat paint chips but that’s it. He should be treated as what he is and called out when he pulls his shit.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 28, 2015 11:59 am

      http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=18382

      Is this KewlMarine32? Which ones are the Marines again, the baby rapists or the baby killers? I get those mixed up. Seriously though, I’m just glad to know the USMC thinks that Rob Kuntz is a cunt! Semper Fi vs. Kuntz’s Temper Cry!

      Anyhoo, it’s all good bro. Let Blooey beg for money, buy some product whatever. It’s not like any of us are going to fall for it, and those that do deserve it! More Nelson HA HA! to go around!

      Peace, Devil Dog!

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 28, 2015 3:06 pm

        That thread has some good Blooey content- served in the navy during the Vietnam conflict and worked 20 years in the USPS until he went on disability. That’s more concrete information (albeit self-reported) than most other threads provide.

      • Bob's Cunt permalink
        March 28, 2015 3:28 pm

        Of course you can make all that up too. Of course, Blooey being the Submarine’s community cum dumpster and then working with the rest of the simmering psychos at the USPS does fit a bit.

        Maybe Blooey should change his job title to Seaman Receipt and Delivery.

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 28, 2015 2:25 pm

      Thanks for being so comprehensive about your contempt for Bloo. I tend to view the guy with amusement because his sob stories are so transparent and his attempted scams (hey, you too can buy into the Polyhedron empire for a grand!) even more so. I love his combination of guilt-trip marketing and “awe, shucks, I’m just a simple gamer looking to give back to the community” bullshit.

      Every once in a while, something breaks through to jar the narrative… craft beers, cigars, relatively frequent air travel. Even better, those cryptic declarations about Facebook being a money-sink and other WTF? moments. Have you ever met Bloo in person?

      • Bob's Cunt permalink
        March 28, 2015 3:24 pm

        I thought I may have once. There was this guy at a store I go to that tried to claim he owned the store, was writing the ultimate rpg and had the intellect and hygiene of a lobotomized baboon. Turns out it wasn’t him but I used this guy as a model for what the Stink from Golonda may look like.

    • Scott permalink
      March 31, 2015 9:39 pm

      If we’re being honest here, I only care about the dog being OK.

  95. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    March 28, 2015 12:08 pm

    I wish we had the hotel room next to Blooey’s so we could stay up all night singing Old McDonald Had A Farm! E-I-E-I-O!

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 28, 2015 8:04 pm

      Old McDonald ran a con, E-I-E-I-O!
      And in this con, no games for Bloo 😦 , E-I-E-I-O!
      Here no game :(, there no game :(,
      Everywhere no game game 😦
      Old McDonald ran a con, E-I-E-I-O!

  96. Bob's Cunt permalink
    March 28, 2015 12:12 pm

    Marines kill babies before raping them, IIRC. And thanks for reminding me of KewelPedo69. I had forgotten about that piece of trash.

    • March 28, 2015 2:44 pm

      You forgot because the average sock puppet forum D-bag just reforms and reemerges as an even “kewler” sublife form:

      The failed mainstream writer cum-rpg designer!

      From there its a fate worse than death: the OSR!

  97. Bob's Cunt permalink
    March 28, 2015 5:49 pm

    I think the biggest issue I have with BM is a common issue that I have with many of the OSR folks in general; The inability to be responsible or accountable for their actions. Brave Halfling screws up 90% of what he promises with nothing but excuses and inaction. Jmal passed the buck on his dwimmermount failure and never once took responsibility for cutting and running, Zak blames everyone but himself for his rantings and Raggi blames puritanical types for not buying his trash.

    BloodyMage is just another one on the pile but plays the sympathy card when it comes from hiding from his own bad decisions. Who moved you to Arizona, who’s fault is it that you can’t work a computer, who wrote bad material that can’t sell? It was all him but he tries to play the lonely disabled type to cover his mistakes.

    If even half of these guys would grow a set and say they fucked up and actually try to correct mistakes I could have a bit of respect for them. As it stands they will all hide, cry and repeat their shit.

    Then again they have perfect examples for doing this: Gygax blamed other for his lack of business sense. Kask continues to blame Reagan and Kuntz blames the left wing for all his ills. There is not a shred of personal responsibility or discipline between them and their fans enable them to keep going on.

    As it stands, the old-school and OSR are filled with beggars who would rather live on the tit than do anything that even looks like helping themselves.

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 28, 2015 8:35 pm

      I can’t help the way I am. It’s a sad, sad life I lead.

      Definitely in over my head. 😳

    • Scott permalink
      March 31, 2015 9:42 pm

      Zak and James may be disagreeable but that’s entirely different than the folks who’ve essentially stolen money.

  98. Patreon Accounts Team permalink
    March 28, 2015 8:19 pm

    Dear yourdungeonissuck;

    Congratulations on achieving your latest Patreon funding goal! Your 7.4% increase in monthly donations is sure indication that your website will be able to provide even better services to the OSR community in the coming year. It will also enable us to continue to connect patrons of the arts with serious artists such as yourself.

    Keep up the good work yourdungeonissuck! In time, your revenue stream may come to surpass those of other OSR luminaries. Who knows? The sky’s the limit.

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 28, 2015 8:36 pm

      I’m still lost. 🙄

      And I am dead.

  99. Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 28, 2015 8:26 pm

    Oh, those Russians Scott Anderson:

    I’m so fucking sick of being called a racist. Or a sexist. Or a crazy JESUS freak. It’s offensive and uncivil in the most basic sense. They are literal fighting words and someone on the left is eventually going to be shot over it.

    Yes, Scott, someone on the left is eventually going to be shot over it.

    Fuck Scott Anderson with a rusty ice auger.

  100. Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 29, 2015 3:26 pm

    Blooey Goes to Garycon Random Outcome Table:

    1. Blooey forced into van by spindly-armed, bloated Irish weirdo, forced to wear pink socks and engage in dubious consent, ritualistic BDSM, post-escape memoirs ultimately released as Fifty Shades of Blue. Utter failure!

    2. Blooeycar breakdown by side of highway. Can opener broken. Blooey surrounded by cans of food he cannot eat. Starving Blooey saved by mother coyote- coyote milk and regurgitated roadkill grant Blooey superblooman strength and sensory powers. Feral Blooey leads to local not-so-bigfoot legends.

    3. Canker sore outbreak on tongue. Blooey, lacking salt, forced to tongue Old Geezer’s peehole for sodium content. Commingled success and failure.

    4. Falls into Lake Geneva, infected by brain-eating amoeba. Amoeba and brain tumor achieve homeostasis, de facto cure. Mild success.

    5. Abducted by radical feminist gamer social justice warriors. Forced to toil in Anita Sarkeesian’s flannel manufactory. Combination of physical labor and arugula-based vegan diet results in improved health and return to intestinal continence. Mild Success.

    6. Takes wrong left turn, gets lost in farmland. Discovered and seduced by strapping milkmaid with butter-yellow hair, milk-white skin, and cheese-mold colored eyes. Smothered in soft, warm 250lb avalanche of creamy flesh, dies in ecstasy. Eventual arrival of posthumous normal Blooeyson. Moderate Success.

    7. Gamemastery of “Shoiman’s March” scenario leads to local popularity. Moves to Lake Geneva and becomes mayor. New Glarus Brewery changes name to Bloo Glarus Brewery and releases Blooey-flavored Bloobery Lambic beer. Gary Gygax statue scrapped, Blooey statue erected. Grand Success!

    8. The Stink in Golonda becomes breakout hit. Polyhedron Games, LLC enters Fortune 500. Popularity of “the Stink” in Japanese market off the charts, leading to manga and anime adaptations. Astronomical merchandising campaign leads to everything from “Stink in Golonda” body spray to “Stink in Golonda” limited edition SUVs. Blooey, now a billionaire, relocates to Tokyo, marries 23 year-old J-Pop star. Epic Success!!

    • March 29, 2015 11:02 pm

      I assume it’s a d6 table.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 29, 2015 11:38 pm

        Oh, ye of little faith!

        OT, but I’m finally reading “Strange and Norrell” (I’d put it off because a self-proclaimed expert on fantasy literature opined that women writers besides Jane Austen couldn’t exceed “level one” as authors, but said expert proved to be pig-ignorant and dumb as a post).

        When you were briefly posting on DF, you wrote about incorporating “post return of English magic” into a setting. How would you adjudicate it? All she’s revealed is that it involves silver basins at times, and there’s a nasty, nasty fairy ( reference to aforementioned dumbass?) involved.

      • March 30, 2015 10:35 am

        I’m not sure I can discuss a method without spoiling the end; have you finished the book?

        (Also, balls to that Expert who thinks that Mary Shelley, Susanna Clarke, Elizabeth Kostova and Ursula LeGuin can’t write – if he has even read them, which I doubt. I might be willing to concede the point on Storm Constantine, who I find satisfying in the way I find a chicken doner satisfying – it is good hearty trash to be consumed whilst drunk and regretted when one comes to take a dump next morning).

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 30, 2015 12:15 pm

        Haven’t finished yet, up to the Raven King’s invasion of the North. Will advise when done.

        Yeah, balls to that chump. I picked up the book at a used book store because some spooky chick I kinda dig is obsessed with it (as far as I know, she doesn’t write any Strange/Norrell slashfic). It’s a very entertaining read.

        Just goes to show you, girls before churls!

      • March 30, 2015 1:07 pm

        @BACLF – I don’t know if Oscar Anderson Likes This, but I do.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 30, 2015 12:29 pm

        If you are eating chiken doners, Von, I can diagnose some of your intestinal problems. Even over the net and across the big pond.

      • March 30, 2015 1:08 pm

        @Timotheus – Not as a habit, dear boy. About as often as I’m drunk, which is once in a blue moon despite Celtic ancestry.

  101. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 29, 2015 7:32 pm

    Haha, Blooey’s been messing with us the whole time. A master manipulator. He is possibly the greatest mind in the entire blOwSR. He got those saps, er, I mean kind gents to send him money. Did he get a bag of apples and some ramen and use the bulk to get safely to home base? Noper, he had a big sit down breakfast, then continued going to cons.
    Years ago didn’t he ask for money to be the blOwSR’s “man in the field” reporter at conventions? I’d love to see that thread. Bob’s C, can you help?

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 29, 2015 7:46 pm

      Nystul still has Bloo beat. Bloo cadged a sitdown breakfast that probably destroyed his bowels, but Nystul got the serious cashola. Hmmmm…. Nystul’s not a multiclass cleric/thief, so he doesn’t fit the dominant OSR profile. I guess he’s just a thief, maybe a magic-user/thief.

      • bad wolf permalink
        March 30, 2015 9:12 am

        I think Pundejo’s the only magic-user in these parts. I vote illusionist/thief, although that may be restricted to gnomes. The thief part is self-explanatory, and were any of his Kickstarters more than an illusion?

      • March 30, 2015 10:36 am

        Venger? I suppose with his allegiance to the Powers Infernal we might have to call in the Sorcerer for him – or is he one of those Chaotic Clerics we hear so much about?

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 30, 2015 12:31 pm

        Sorcerers have Charisma as a primary stat – so no.

        I think he wants to be an EHP, so let him.

      • March 30, 2015 1:11 pm

        I was thinking Carcosa Sorcerer but the CHA jibe saves it. Advantage Timotheus.

  102. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 30, 2015 7:57 am

    Ohhhhh, SR!

    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/159628170/the-arcanum-30th-anniversary-edition/posts/1146687

    This guy’s “fuck all y’all” kiss off is pure comedy gold.

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 30, 2015 9:35 am

      Wow. Epic.

      It would be cool if John Adams had the balls to to that.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 30, 2015 10:42 am

        This is the best part:

        You will all get the refund I have been promising you, and you will get it just as soon as I can take care of it, but I will be FUCKED IN THE GOD-DAMNED ASS WITH A FIRE-POKER before I give another estimate as to when this will take place.

        He should be more careful with his phraseology, a disgruntled customer or a billionaire dinosaur could arrange that poker poking.

  103. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 30, 2015 11:26 am

    On the subjects of Blooey, Krewel Marine (or whatever) and other vets of the military industrial complex in the blOwSR, wouldn’t it be great if we could get Larry Hama (I think that was the Marvel guy who invented GI JOE) to do up a new Joes’s team with Bloo and others as the wacky soldiers of the team?

    “A real American Zero! Bloodymage was the-ere…

    He’ll beg for money whenever he’s stranded

    Bloodymage will dare!”

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 30, 2015 1:54 pm

      For everyone’s information I served honorably in the US Navy dsuring the Vietnam war for six.years. PTSD from that service plus clinical depression, adult ADD, pervasive insomnia and sleep apnea have become so disabling that I’m no longer employable. Speaking of service, I retired on disability from the Post Office after 20 years.

      • Bob's Cunt permalink
        March 30, 2015 7:15 pm

        Number of fucks given: 0

  104. March 30, 2015 12:10 pm

    Re: Bloodymage at GaryCon. I looked for him, but didn’t see Steve/BM all weekend. Now, there was about 500+ bearded men in TShirts gaming, so it’s most likely I just never ran into him. I have to say, I did not see any empty tables as I walked around this weekend, so I don’t know why he didn’t have players at his game. That really sucks if that’s the case, because a lot of games had people coming up to look for empty chairs or if they could jump into an already full game.

    • March 30, 2015 12:20 pm

      Thanks for the update. I hope he had players, but it’s not like his milkshake brings all the beardos to the yard.

      I’m sure he’ll post some cryptic one-liners somewhere so the Bloo Crew can play Bloo Detective.

      Sigh? 😦

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 30, 2015 12:34 pm

      Did you check out the tent that they allegedly stuck him and his game in? Did it even exist?

      • March 30, 2015 12:54 pm

        @Timotheus – I never saw this tent. There were about 6 or 7 rooms with tables, plus there were a couple of tables overlooking the pool. If you go here: https://garycon.com/table_layout.php – you can see the layouts. If there was a tent, it was somewhere else and I never saw it. I saw all the rooms on that link, plus the dealer room and the main areas.

        It was cold outside too, and Sunday was shitty weather with mist/rain. Nobody would want to go into a tent.

      • March 30, 2015 1:15 pm

        If you scroll Bruce Heard’s pix, you can see the tent: http://bruce-heard.blogspot.com/2015/03/GaryConVII.html

      • March 30, 2015 1:06 pm

        OK, so now you have me interested, so let’s do a bit of detective work. You can follow along by going to the GaryCon page and clicking on Events. Filter by “Steve Willett”.

        First game – Thurs 10am – Shoiman’s March – Table 17 – Aspen 3 & 4. That was downstairs in the main gaming area.

        Second game – Friday 10am – Waste Hanoi Hattie – Table 55 – That was, if I remember correctly, upstairs overlooking the pool area, right next to people’s rooms. Those tables were used only during the day. His game ended about the time I was arriving, those tables were both being used. So his game was rolling.

        Third game – Sat 10am – Cattle Drive to Hell – Table 23 – That was Aspen 1 & 2 and I was gaming right next to him. Fuck, I may have pictures of that game, hang on… well shit, I have I a picture of his table, but it was an hour to go before his game – https://plus.google.com/u/1/photos/yourphotos?pid=6131284584519264338&oid=111366026793627491751 – table 23 in the back there. As I recall, people were there playing.

        Fourth game – Sun 10am – The Sullivan Affair – Table 15 – back to Aspen 3 & 4.

        So are you fuckers getting punked by BM?

      • March 30, 2015 1:40 pm

        Not punked, he’s a pet subject of ours, and someone does a lot of copypasta as a bloo-bot. I spent a buck fifty on his “Train in a Cup” game, money well spent because it led to a digression about “2 Trains, 1 Cup” and then an outline for a “2 Girls, 1 Cup” game which would actually work.

        Bloo no punk me
        Bloo our monkey

      • March 30, 2015 1:41 pm

        @YDIS – well shit, there it is. Never saw it the entire time. Guess I wasn’t VIP enough.

      • bloodymage permalink
        March 30, 2015 1:51 pm

        I’ll play of course but in despair as always.

      • Scott permalink
        March 31, 2015 10:02 pm

        Chgowiz? This is unexpected

  105. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 30, 2015 1:41 pm

    “So are you fuckers getting punked by BM?”

    Have always joked about it, but it was always a distinct possibility. Bob C’s canny scammer Blooey may in fact be more reality than the retarded Teddy Bear I’ve been envisioning.

    Thanks for the step up to deliver some info Chgo. Hopefully more will pop up. I actually looked over some of the pics on K&K to see if I could spot him, as I’ve seen both the bearded and unbearded pics of Bloo. But no go so far. I did see some pics that Algoncin (or whatever) guy from DF. You know, the one who is always “may your zombies remain intact” and plays up his necromancer shit even in serious convos? But if I am reading the descriptions right, looks like one of the more normal looking ones (there is a goofy weirdo next to that guy, so maybe the names are mixed up?). I mean, this is the guy who said the “zombies remain intact” blurb to post op Jaquays on a DF thread. The zombies may remain intact, but PJ didn’t remain so, did he/she? Har Har.

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 30, 2015 2:02 pm

      I can’t help the way I am. It’s a sad, sad life I lead.

      Definitely in over my head. 😳

  106. The Abduction of Good King Despot permalink
    March 30, 2015 2:21 pm

    Are there pdf copies of The Abduction of Good King Despot out there in the ether?

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 30, 2015 2:35 pm

      This place is not StevenChain, ask Stevenchain.

      • The Abduction of Good King Despot permalink
        March 30, 2015 2:44 pm

        Is “StevenChain” what you wrap around your balls while Steven sucks your cock?

        If I ask for something, give it to me. On a platter.

      • Insult Consultant permalink
        March 30, 2015 6:42 pm

        If you want to appear as something other than a neverblown shut-in, when you fzg-bash, don’t say that your target is the recipient of the blowjob.

        #whatan00b
        #christyoureanidiot

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 31, 2015 6:26 am

        Hahaha i am enjoying the Excellent Abduction of Good King Despot by Will & Schar Niebling. Such a sublime work really. I think everyone should get the chance to enjoy it, except for naughty Kent, whose whiskey-drenched foetal-alcohol syndrome-addled mind would be unable to appreciate it anyway even if he wasn’t too dense to find it himself! Haaa!

        Hohoho and it is so easy to find too, unless the daily struggle against the righteous self-termination impulse billowing up from the murky depths of the subconscious takes up all of one’s diminuitive cognitive resources! Haaa!

        Introduction. Pg 2. Paragraph 1.

        “FANTASY MASTER(tm) Adventure kits are designed especially for creative game masters.”

        Take this first sentence and abstain from posting anything stupid and ask next year when i will mayhaps in my infinite generosity grant you the second sentence.

      • Kent permalink
        March 31, 2015 6:39 am

        For a pdf of Good King I will stop posting here altogether. Can you stick it up somewhere for a day?

      • Does This Irish Poof Even Read What He Types? permalink
        March 31, 2015 7:17 am

        Oh, yeah, Prince, stick it up somewhere for just one day. That’s not gay at all, not at all.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 31, 2015 9:09 am

        I might be bothered to do such a thing after a humble and contrite apology directed at me and all of YDIS, an admission of harbouring flagrant and deep-seated homosexual feelings for everyone here and an admission of your life-long admiration for Zak’s writing, which you are to consider superior to Shakespeare in every way. On your blog. *shrug*

      • Kent permalink
        March 31, 2015 10:24 am

        Guess I’ll be stickin around and on your tail.

        Im chasing the dragon, looking for that D&D high I haven’t felt since Caverns of Thracia.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 31, 2015 11:12 am

        Sigh…[resets year timer]

    • Glandmaster Flesh permalink
      March 30, 2015 2:43 pm

      Ho-tel mo-tel church park-ing lot
      Kent just isn’t smart enough for the Good King Despot.

  107. The Abduction of Good King Despot permalink
    March 30, 2015 4:34 pm

    YDIS said, “If you scroll Bruce Heard’s pix, you can see the tent: http://bruce-heard.blogspot.com/2015/03/GaryConVII.html

    All those guys look the same. I can’t tell them apart. Americans are all portly with white beards and have smiles that make their eyes twinkle. Avuncular? Yes. But it makes me wonder do all middle aged americans wear nappies — hmmmnnn?

    Uncle: Hello nephew!

    Nephew [sotto voce]: Shit. Not this fat american fuck.

    Uncle: What was that? Ha! Already in character, you rascal!

    Nephew: Funclef – which means fat-uncle-fuck – when are you going to grow up?

    Uncle: [searches through his grimy note pad] I don’t think your half-orc assassin has an uncle.

    Nephew: [spits on uncles gaming notes] There’s my uncle.

    Uncle: [frowning] I can’t read this. The ink has dissolved in some hellish watery substance.

    Nephew: Listen padre. I’m not playing your goblin-fuck game. Get-it? I won’t be seen playing a game with a mammal who can’t tie his own shoe-laces.

    Uncle: Shoe laces cost 2 c.p. Gerald is a cobbler and he has one pair of magical shoe laces of levitation.

    Nephew: … of levitation? Yeah, might come in handy, you sparkle eyed prick. Kill Gerald, take his shit and kill his fat fucking uncle if he has one.

    Uncle: Actually those laces were poisonous worms. I made a mistake. When you fixed them on your boots, your tattooed arms fell off and all the pretty girls in the village laughed to see such fun.

    Fat american and tattooed american roll around in the hay grappling and kissing.

    • The Abduction of Good King Despot permalink
      March 30, 2015 5:07 pm

      THE PLAY YOU HAVE JUST ENJOYED
      ===================================

      UNCLES — MENTZER – BOOGERBEARDFUCK

      NEPHEWS — SCOTT & ZAK

    • COMPLETE UTTER MORON & YDIS WHO IS A MORON permalink
      March 30, 2015 5:19 pm

      HI KENT!

  108. CKDB & FotU & BLF permalink
    March 30, 2015 5:22 pm

    PLEASE LET US OUT OF THE BAG OF MORONS. WE WILL BE GOOD BOYS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OUR USELESS LIVES !!

    • The Abduction of Good King Despot permalink
      March 30, 2015 5:24 pm

      NO WAY.

      SCUM MUST BE DESTROYED IF NOT CONFINED.

      OTHERWISE HEALTHY THINGS ARE IN DANGER.

  109. YDIS permalink
    March 30, 2015 5:57 pm

    I AM IN CHARGE HERE. THIS IS MY WEBSITE. I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON DON’T YA KNOW.

    • The Abduction of Good King Despot permalink
      March 30, 2015 6:04 pm

      You are in charge of your buttocks … if you are lucky. More likely you are in charge of nothing.

      You are a very stupid haunter of OSR activity as crussssdaddy on odd74. You snoop and creep and lurk and sniff but ultimately you create nothing and are an invisible mediocre critic of a low-watt sub-genre of RPGs. You are a Nephew.

      • YDIS permalink
        March 30, 2015 6:07 pm

        I AM NOT IN CHARGE OF MY BUTTOCKS. MY BUTTOCKS ARE OPEN TO EVERYONE ON MY WEBSITE WITHOUT DISFAVOUR

    • Patreon Accounts Team permalink
      March 31, 2015 8:38 pm

      You are only as important as the size of your Patreon account.

  110. YDIS permalink
    March 30, 2015 6:09 pm

    I AM YDIS

    BUTT BUTT BUTT

    NOW I OPEN MY BUTT FOR TRUE MALES

    I LOVE BUTTS

    NO CRIME IN RAPE IF THE RAPIST COMES

    BUTT BUTT BUTT

    I AM YDIS

  111. YDIS permalink
    March 30, 2015 6:15 pm

    Scott is a weaselly creep. ‘Please scumbags, love me, look I have tattoos!’

    ‘Please intellectuals, love me. I tried to read well but kind of got stuck half way with legal gunk and I’m kind of not educated at all.’

    So Scott has no expertise AT ALL worth a damn.

  112. Zak Smith Sabbath permalink
    March 30, 2015 6:35 pm

    I don’t care if YDIS is gay, if he is welcome to my fraternity, but I will take this opportunity to advertise some stuff:

    http://lotfp.blogspot.ie/2015/03/lotfp-release-review-roundup.html

    Not every copy is sold yet but they will be soon.

    • March 31, 2015 4:57 am

      Last I checked Red & Pleasant Land was disappearing at faster than a copy a minute–at the current rate they will be gone in two days. Anyone who’s tried to scrounge up a print copy of Vornheim knows how hard it is to get your hands on these things once they disappear.

  113. Timotheus permalink
    March 30, 2015 6:48 pm

    Damn, kent. On a nasty-ass site, you’re a dick. i hope one day Scottt visits Ireland and his tattooed fists get a healthy workout on your quivering gelatinous features.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 30, 2015 7:04 pm

      Very rarely have I seen someone’s brain melt down in the course of a thread like this. The one other time I remember was on a snark blog, on which a long-term troll was so enraged about not being able to get anyone upset that he bashed his keyboard and accidentally posted “LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL”. It was weird, seeing a d00d lose his shit in real time.

      When asshole finally slinks back here, he’ll claim he was drunk and that he doesn’t remember a thing about this little kerfuffle.

    • Dildatory Interlude permalink
      March 31, 2015 6:43 am

      I’m pretty sure Kent’s intent is that Scott visit him in person to give him a “healthy workout” (fisting or otherwise). This is all just Kent’s mating call.

    • Scott permalink
      March 31, 2015 10:12 pm

      A) I can’t see getting mad at Kent and B) God, why would I go to Ireland

  114. Timotheus permalink
    March 30, 2015 6:52 pm

    I wanna know – what the fuck happened with Hanoi Hottie?

    • March 30, 2015 7:07 pm

      The search-and-destroy team was routed by her pack of vicious but well-trained dogs and she took a lot of pictures of the melee. God, that chick likes her fun and she likes to take pictures.

      Sigh? 😦

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 30, 2015 7:25 pm

        BACLF, please tell me you were THERE in deep cover and saw this in peson.

      • March 30, 2015 7:58 pm

        I’m no Gene 😦
        I wasn’t there.

      • March 31, 2015 7:05 am

        Well, if BM is saying there were no-shows for his first two games, then Hanoi Hattie never happened.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 31, 2015 8:29 am

        Hanoi Hattie happened, Wiz, it just happened in the twisted jungles of Bloo’s mind.

        Eat pee crap seek destroy rinse repeat

      • March 31, 2015 11:41 am

        Sir, I am unaware of any such activity or operation… nor would I be disposed to discuss such an operation if it did in fact exist, sir.

  115. Timotheus permalink
    March 30, 2015 7:23 pm

    OK, this is not to stir up any debate about rape culture – really. This is just a shout out to J Edgar Raggi IV, who is always on the lookout for edgy writing talent:

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/03/30/jimbo-doesnt-understand-why-there-is-a-question-about-jameis/

  116. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 30, 2015 7:29 pm

    Kunt-hole’s weird, frantic meltdowns are always his reaction to taking a beating here. You can set your fucking watch to it. He gets slammed, throws out some weaksauce insults as “Kent,” vanishes for a week or two, then comes forth spewing nonsensical wordstuff in the way he does vomit at around midnight on St. Patricks Day. It’s kind of sad, but I bet The Unblown he has vexed on other forums over the years get a good chuckle out of seeing him breakdown here. And why here? Cause in some sick demented way he thinks of us as family. It’s sad really. And by “sad” I mean…Kunto is a fucking loser!!!

    Man, I wish my keyboard would let me put an umlaut over my “sigh”

  117. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 30, 2015 7:32 pm

    Blooey’s con report has dropped:

    “Wasn’t terribly successful for me. No shows for me the first two games, I blew off the third and had a exciting game for the 4th game, CoC with 3 players. There and back were not pleasant. Better food than in TX. Just got back ate a salad, I’m not looking forward to it and haven’t even unpacked yet. I got lost several times.

    Sorry, Boch for the no show last night. I’m reconsidering this hobby and my “business,” is going no where. I can’t seem to entice purchasers. But maybe Thorkie could help me with a big upload, “The Ertian Chronicles.” I’ve got Core Lite for an ftp program but I think LULU may have black-balled me. I try to connect w/ a pw and I get “access denied.”

    I’m still not a fan of Dallas but I’m still trying.”

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 30, 2015 8:00 pm

      If Thorkie smells your lovely, lovely estrogen, I bet he’d help you with a BIG UPLOAD!

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 30, 2015 8:01 pm

      Cock with three players? Blooey had a gay three way?

  118. The Best Movies Recommended By The Best Guy permalink
    March 30, 2015 7:38 pm

    1970 Kelly’s Heroes

    1973 The Last Detail

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 30, 2015 7:54 pm

      You ARE the BEST FAGGOT Kent!

  119. Assessment Bureau of America permalink
    March 30, 2015 8:02 pm

    Captain Kirks Dick Blood:

    His unusual physiognomy meant he was unlikely to be treated as human by his classmates. CKDB resented their fear and several young girls went missing from his classroom during his school years. Nothing could be proved by very dull detectives.

    CKDB’s intelligence, according to severe tests, loiters in that twilight between moron and stupid but it is suspected he is pure moron with a bestial craftiness that is sometimes confused for stupid-human.

    Since leaving High-school he has worked as a motor mechanic, a carpet layer, a rubber of sore knees, a collector of dog excrement, a professional grinner in insane asylums, an inmate in an insane asylum, a fugitive, a rent boy, a rent man, a rent old man, a rent grave person, a hanger on for worthless criminals, a hanger on for a worthless female criminal, a hanger on for a worthless female criminal’s daughter, a licker of stamps and most recently a licker of cat’s anuses.

    Third Level Education – None worth speaking of unless you are retarded or american.

    Friends – None that would pass the Turing Test.

    Prospects – On a par with mould that stinks.

  120. Assessment Bureau of America permalink
    March 30, 2015 8:34 pm

    FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN:

    Little is known about the childhood of FotU apart from the fact that he was kicked out of every confraternity of put-upon side-kicks in his neighborhood. He was so rejected as a child that social workers coined the phrase Cosmic Child Rejection so that FotU would not get lost in the infinitesimals of their baroque filing system which was not expected to cater for the uttermost rejects in the known universe.

    Since leaving High-school he has been bouncing around rubber walled rooms for most of his life and this lends his utterances a disorienting buoyancy which by no means rewards inspection. Nothing he says makes sense. Fools become dizzy when exposed to his writings and psychotics have promised to behave themselves instead when asked to communicate with this insane fuck.

    Third Level Education – Ha ha.

    Friends – Flies then spiders then birds.

    Prospects – Skull crushed by supernatural being while imprisoned.

    • March 30, 2015 8:52 pm

      I liked the funny Kent. This one… well he types a lot of words, that’s certain.

      • March 30, 2015 8:58 pm

        I suspect he’s been replaced by a bot. He puts the”anus” in http://janusnode.com

      • Assessment Bureau of America permalink
        March 30, 2015 9:19 pm

        What’s certain is you will be assessed by the Assessment Bureau of America and that for sure you won’t find funny. Ha ha !!

      • March 30, 2015 9:20 pm

        Yes, I’m certain it won’t be funny.

      • Assessment Bureau of America permalink
        March 30, 2015 9:44 pm

        When I mock you genius you won’t laugh, that is true.

        You can huddle with the others though! You won’t be alone!

      • March 30, 2015 9:51 pm

        I assume these drinking/posting binges coincide with school being let out? I think you guys celebrate St. Patrick’s Month? Are the kids out of school also, or do middle aged gentlemen still in school have a different schedule from the normal students?

      • March 31, 2015 12:37 am

        I remember postgraduate study as a joyless period too full of fretting about money/funding/transferable skills/the nagging suspicion that it was all a mere vanity project for any kind of drunken folly. Perhaps Kent is fortunate in that being Irish he can claim booze as a cultural weapon and being a Mathematician he lacks the capacity for angst.

  121. Assessment Bureau of America permalink
    March 30, 2015 8:47 pm

    Bigby’s Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist:

    ****SPACE SAVER****

    **************************

  122. Assessment Bureau of America permalink
    March 30, 2015 8:48 pm

    Kent (me):

    ****SPACE SAVER****

    **************************
    I’m a lonely bloke. I have: television/DVD, Hi-Fi stereo, some old books, Alize and other inebriables. These things comfort me, a little. When I’m drunk it doesn’t matter, but then I sober up and question my decisions. Will no one pay attention to me, even for a moment? *face-palm smiley*

    • Kent permalink
      March 30, 2015 9:28 pm

      YDIS, if you are going to edit my posts what about Education – Friends – Prospects?

      • March 30, 2015 9:47 pm

        Education: Irish / not applicable
        Friends: Pompadoodaloo, Ike Tron Seven, Imaginary William Shakespeare, Zak
        Prospects: No

      • Bob's Cunt permalink
        April 1, 2015 1:00 pm

        You are so the exact reason I hate faggots.

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 30, 2015 9:35 pm

      Damn, Kent. Cheer the fuck up, dickface.

  123. Assessment Bureau of America permalink
    March 30, 2015 8:49 pm

    Scott Driver:

    ****SPACE SAVER****

    **************************

    • Scott permalink
      April 2, 2015 4:32 pm

      “Scott Driver:
      ****SPACE SAVER****
      **************************”

      Reckon that about covers it

      • A Completely Different Person permalink
        April 3, 2015 10:45 am

        Space Saver. Kinda like Superman.

  124. Assessment Bureau of America permalink
    March 30, 2015 8:50 pm

    Zak S:

    ****SPACE SAVER****

    **************************

  125. Timotheus permalink
    March 30, 2015 9:44 pm

    Kent:
    Noted idiot
    Poorly groomed
    Nattily dressed
    Real American

    ****SPACE SAVER****
    **************************

  126. Timotheus permalink
    March 31, 2015 8:17 am

    Well this thread only made it about 12 hours. Disapointed in the lack of fireworks, even with Oscar Anderson’s evil brother Scott posting (he only did a limp +1 to another post, it must have killed him not to fly off into the “Liberal History is made of Lies!” rant like on the ‘shite). One guy takes the bait and goes wingnut, then plays the victim card, claiming he is about to be called a nazi. Mildly entertaining, worth a quick read.

    Oh yeah, some people in the thread claim they don’t read us, yet they knew we were talking about this earlier. Heh.

    http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=69847

    • GOPagan and Proud! permalink
      March 31, 2015 8:26 am

      Bear in mind that the current law under discussion has _absolutely nothing to do_ with discriminating against homosexuals. Nothing. Nada. The truth that nobody seems to be discussing is that it was ALREADY legal to discriminate against homosexuals in Indiana, because Indiana’s civil rights laws do not recognize sexual orientation as a protected class. So using the IRFRA as a catalyst for this sort of protest is disingenuous to say the least. It was just as legal to discriminate against homosexuals in Indiana in 2003 when Gencon first moved there as it is in 2015, and they didn’t say a word back then.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 31, 2015 8:41 am

        He’ll be the first one to cry like a baby when a Baptist hotdog vendor refuses to serve him because he’s a pagan.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 31, 2015 1:46 pm

      I am saddened by Thorkie’s stance. Lovely, lovely estrogen, not lovely, lovely testosterone. 😦

    • Landifarne permalink
      April 1, 2015 7:23 pm

      Must be writing about me, but I’ve never claimed that I don’t read YDIS [I do, but sporadically.]

      Although the comments here are usually rather juvenile I think that the site serves a useful purpose. Your exposure of RPGpundit’s plagiarism has been rather enlightening, and the information I’ve picked up on BM is intriguing.

      In light of BM’s most recent post at DF (where he claims that Glazer had passed away) I can only conclude that the guy is mental: certainly delusional and possibly schizophrenic. The few interactions that I’ve had with him at DF indicate that he cannot be reasoned with in any way. Now I’m wondering why he was made a moderator at DF many years ago. Knowing that a number of DF members left the site when that occured it’s possible that one or two of you are just that…?

      Anyway, Is BM the spindly/sickly old geezer that was photographed wearing a kilt at a convention a few years back? I remember seeing that picture somewhere.

  127. March 31, 2015 9:44 am

    All these links overs (to GaryCon, Dragonsfoot, etc.), its drying me up. Why aren’t there ever any scrutinizing links to Knights & Knaves Alehouse? Suspicious…

    This endless schtick about Bloodymage, while humorous in its playing out, is ultimately a one trick joke though…

    “Many that game deserve to be pushed towards a final endgame. Many who got turned off need to get gaming again. Can you give the dice back to them…?”

    SHUT THE FUCK UP, GANDALF!!!

    What about some comments about the link to Heard’s Garycon photos?

    The girl with the goggles? Does she have 50mm u-shaped plumbing trap with two 6 inch pipes fitted somewhere?

    Techno-magiiiiiic…!!!!!

    What about that “spirit of Gary” display as some imaginatively chintzy guy who goes “by the book” without booze and smokes?

    How about a placard that says:

    IN SPIRIT… YOU KNOW? JUST LIKE THE WAY US NEW AGE GAMERS, THAT ARE RUNNING THIS DUMB GENCON RIPOFF, TREATED MOST OF HIS WORK WHEN HE WAS ALIVE!

    • Sykirobme permalink
      March 31, 2015 10:36 am

      Shut the fuck up, Gene.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 31, 2015 1:48 pm

      Another Epic Flail Fail from Gene.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      March 31, 2015 5:58 pm

      The girl with the goggles? Does she have 50mm u-shaped plumbing trap with two 6 inch pipes fitted somewhere?

      You’d wear goggles too, if you were a girl… You wouldn’t want any flying jizz of the Unblown blinding you- or would you?

  128. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    March 31, 2015 10:55 am

    Forget wasting Hanoi Hattie. I want to play CALL OF BLOOTHULU!!!!

    MADNESS TO ALL PCs!!!!

    Also, I just found and DLd a copy of The Abduction of Good King Despot in less than a minute. Is Kent retarded or something?

    • bloodymage permalink
      March 31, 2015 10:56 am

      Well, bloodymage is going to continue his insane participation in this hobby of ours. First up will be an AD&D romp, “Shoiman’s March,” an adventure for evil characters. Next is “Waste Hanoi Hattie,” and Advanced RECON scenario I’m frantically working on. Also is “The Sullivan Affair,” A CoC entry and lastly, the pièce de résistance, “Cattle Drive to Hell,” An A&8s adventure that will segue into CoC madness!

      😈

  129. bloodymage permalink
    March 31, 2015 10:57 am

    I recently found out that RinCon is back in Tucson, so that’s ramped up my preparation. I’m ready for it. Wish I was ready for life. 🙄

  130. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    March 31, 2015 1:43 pm

    I can hook you up, Kent. If you want more, you need to do the following:
    1. Apologize for existing
    2. Never return to YDIS either as yourself or as a sock puppet
    3. Add yourself to the Bag of Morons as its only occupant

    The Abduction of Good King Despot by Gary Gygax

    Notes for the GM
    This adventure represents a return to the days when action, not in-depth role-playing, was the primary requisite for an exciting game. Dungeons were rather capricious, slightly chaotic places that were often somewhat inconsistent. They had no discernible ecology and no particular purpose other than to provide the setting for an adventure. And they were fun!

    Don’t trouble to look here for an epic saga or for serious role-playing opportunities – you won’t find them. The plot of this adventure, the circumstances that bring it about, and the dungeon in which the action takes place – all these are gentle whimsy, not intended to be taken particularly seriously at all.

    To be sure, there is some internal logic- even The Abduction of Good King Despot is not completely chaotic. It will become obvious when you first read the area descriptions that the dungeon has an astrological theme, with the signs of the zodiac (taken in order starting with Aries) characterizing the main encounter areas.

  131. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 31, 2015 1:45 pm

    “…This endless schtick about Bloodymage, while humorous in its playing out, is ultimately a one trick joke though…”

    One trick? Are you fucking kidding? Simple Jack and Forest Gump are one trick jokes. Blooey’s odyssey is baffling, sublime, maddening, often surprising, and satisfying though more often than not incomplete as far as deeper info about his life goes. All this and more, in addition to being wildly humorous from a variety of angles. He and his adventures are perhaps the most interesting things in old school gaming (at least when viewed through our lens). Year in and year out. If he could make his marketing pitch as fascinating as whatever the fuck is going on in his life, or lack of detail thereof, he’d be outselling everybody else in the blOwSR.

    You clearly don’t know funny, Gene. Actually, you and Kunt have a lot in common, not just that, but in the way you blither out your wordstuff and try to be funny but fail utterly. Take it to the retarded forums, dipshit. You are way over your head here.

  132. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 31, 2015 1:46 pm

    I just found and DLd a copy of The Abduction of Good King Despot in less than a minute.”

    Review?

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 31, 2015 2:03 pm

      Gygax is full of himself (as is typical). From the back cover: “Of the many fantasy role-playing scenarios produced each year, most are barely adequate, some are exciting, and a few prove to be innovative and challenging. The Abduction of Good King Despot, is, I believe, one of those rare classics – the exception to the mass of dull material offered in bright packages to module-weary game enthusiasts each year…This is an addition to your gaming that you must not miss, and I say that without reservation. Buy this scenario!” – Gary Gygax

      This module is clearly NOT “offered in bright packages” – the artwork is sub par, the cartography is abysmal. There’s even one of those gawdawful Gygax family name jumble things in the section entitled The Knax Gallery with portraits for Agnax, Bignax, Cygnax, Dognax, Eggnax, Fagnax (I kid you not!), Gygnax, and Hognax.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 31, 2015 2:08 pm

        Gygnax – Gary
        Eggnax – Ernie
        Fagnax – Luke?
        Hognax – Gail?

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 31, 2015 6:04 pm

        I bet he talked it up because the authors offered him a cut of the profits. Those were lean years for Gary and the bloom was off his rose as a designer. No wonder he gushed over a linear set of rails with bad art and worse puns.

        Even the most rabid fanboys haven’t attempted a “Cyborg Commando” retroclone.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 31, 2015 9:39 pm

        Yes, BACLF, it is very much crack whore behavior looking for a quick fix but still being 25+ years older than the youngest hookers on the block.

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 1, 2015 6:08 am

        “Even the most rabid fanboys haven’t attempted a “Cyborg Commando” retroclone.”

        I smell a successful kickstarter campaign…

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 1, 2015 6:25 am

        Isn’t Good King Despot made using the fantasy master system, and therefore ole’ gary had a direct interest in ensuring it sells well? Ah TSR Gary, how the mighty have fallen…

      • Sykirobme permalink
        April 1, 2015 6:44 am

        “…Buy this scenario!” – Gary Gygax

        “Buy some product!” – Bloodymage

        Were they ever seen in the same room together?

      • April 1, 2015 7:12 am

        Gene would know.

      • rogerthecabinboy permalink
        April 1, 2015 2:17 pm

        Cyborg Commando! Rule 34! If you can imagine it there’s an OSR clone for it.

  133. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 31, 2015 4:30 pm

    I get the feeling Gygax DMed the same way Mentzer seemed to in the youtube videos from some con aways back. More or less telling the players what they do, to the point of doing the reactions of the dwarf character checking out a door. Sitting there while the DM details everything, including what the PC’sa re up to, is the drizzling shits. Barely collaborative.

    I need to go look for some videos of Gary running a game. That will have to console me, for I may have to face facts that I will never get my true wish – seeing Blooey run a game.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 31, 2015 4:36 pm

      It does seem to have that frustrated, failed fiction writer style of DMing going for it. It’s sort of a proto-OSR offering in that and other respects.

      • Rob Conley, Promnent OsR authur permalink
        March 31, 2015 5:30 pm

        The first stop is to look at the original Judges Guild material to see what it has to say. Usually is it is not much and what there is a bunch of names and their personalities. So then I look at anything I written that is related.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 31, 2015 10:05 pm

        Well Conley-bot, when I look at Judges Guild original material, I still see runny feces that even today’s blOwSR are surpassing, if only relatively.

  134. Bob's Cunt permalink
    March 31, 2015 11:00 pm

    I wish I lived in Indiana so I could refuse to bake a cake for Kent and Jmal.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 1, 2015 9:12 am

      I’ll bake them a cake.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 1, 2015 11:02 am

        I know the guy is full of himself, but I never knew he was egotistical enough to order a cake with his portrait on it.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 1, 2015 11:51 am

      Damn, just got an invitation to the wedding. It’s taking place June 9th at The Church of Our Lady, Queen of Queens, and Father Dickinson is officiating. The wedding reception is at Club Toolbox.

      The couple is registered at Le Buttplugerie.

      I believe I have an urgent business trip to Burkina Faso that week.

      • OA,BD permalink
        April 1, 2015 12:09 pm

        Oscar Anderson Likes this.

  135. Bob's Cunt permalink
    April 1, 2015 12:57 pm

    ‘All these links overs (to GaryCon, Dragonsfoot, etc.), its drying me up. Why aren’t there ever any scrutinizing links to Knights & Knaves Alehouse? Suspicious…’

    K&KA is a good target as is TLG. All the Gygax lust and dick sucking of those like Kuntz, Ward and Kask is ripe for material. I’m sure that we can dig up a story about Gary diddling little Rob’s anus or Ward swallowing loads of Kask’s jizz or the time they gangbanged Paul Jagay.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 1, 2015 1:34 pm

      “I’m sure that we can dig up a story about Gary diddling little Rob’s anus or Ward swallowing loads of Kask’s jizz or the time they gangbanged Paul Jagay.”

      What would that even look like? (Asking for a friend.)

      • Bob's Cunt permalink
        April 1, 2015 3:48 pm

        Ever see a rottweiler eat mayo?

    • Timotheus permalink
      April 1, 2015 2:22 pm

      We’ve been tearing the KKK Alehouse new assholes with regularity over the years. Lots of their posters have been skewered here – in fact we have even chased a few off the net, like vargr1105.

      That being said, they are still prime targets of opportunity, like that dim-witted drone axemental. Not sure about TLG, never go by their boards.

      Post some links to their shit and we will mock with joy.

    • Sykirobme permalink
      April 2, 2015 6:24 am

      This is the best K&K thread: http://knights-n-knaves.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=5987

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 2, 2015 10:44 am

        Wow! There’s a lot of crazy in there to parse through!

        And apparently, Gene WASN’T there!

  136. A Completely Different Person permalink
    April 1, 2015 1:08 pm

    I am a different person to the other one.

    Does someone have a pdf of The Abduction of Good King Despot they can post online?

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 1, 2015 1:32 pm

      Do they have search engines like Google in Ireland, Kent? I mean, I’ve seen the poor state of mathematics in the Emerald Isle from your example, so I assume that computer science hasn’t progressed very far either.

    • Timotheus permalink
      April 1, 2015 2:26 pm

      Seriously, kent, go to google.com – it is a search engine. Type in “The Abduction of Good King Despot pdf” where the little cursor thing is blinking, then put your mouse over the arrow thing and click the button on your mouse.

      It is magic!

      Is your blog up? Is there a copy of the Walking Wet there? The Creature from the Black Lagoon wants to know.

      • A Completely Different Person permalink
        April 1, 2015 3:07 pm

        None of the results actually have it. What website?

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 1, 2015 3:27 pm

        Try Googling this:

        the abduction of good king despot pdf download site:www.4shared.com

      • April 1, 2015 4:24 pm

        I can’t be bothered to read this thing — what do the different colored squares mean on the terrible map?

      • A Completely Different Person permalink
        April 1, 2015 3:37 pm

        I saw that before. I’m not downloading through social media with an email address.

      • April 1, 2015 4:21 pm

        Jesus fucking Christ, there are female shut-in poets less fearful than you. Hike up your pink socks and hit the fucking download button.

      • bloodymage permalink
        April 1, 2015 3:40 pm

        Got my desktop going again thanks to the folks 0n my new forum, lots more work to do on it since it’s a fresh install.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 1, 2015 3:43 pm

        Go to Hushmail.com and get a fake anonymous email address. They don’t require an existing email address to sign up.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 1, 2015 3:44 pm

        Shut up, Bloo-Bot, I can’t think!

        Go to Hushmail.com and get a fake anonymous email address. They don’t require an existing email address to sign up. Then create a 4shared account with that fake email address from hushmail.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 1, 2015 5:24 pm

        YDIS: Each of the colors on the map represent one of the four elements air, water, earth, fire. The color in front of a door represents the element represented in the specific zodiac sign room it leads to. It is as stupid as it sounds.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 1, 2015 5:48 pm

        Ugh. Last time Kent. Contrite apology here, not on the blog, and contrite admission of homosexuality here, not on the blog. Then follows non-decoy email(you must have abundant experience in creating teh fake email adresses but fuck it) Good King Despot you big fucking homo. Did you even get DCO for fok’s sake?

        P.S VON I WANT MY SETTING FEEDBACK XOXOXO PRINCE

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 1, 2015 6:24 pm

        There are two possibilities regarding the failure of this first-time visitor to this celebrated blog to find the module in question.

        The first is that this individual is of a low cognitive function, and therefore, is unable to use a search engine to locate the materials. In this case, dumbass should locate gaming materials more suited to his literacy level.

        The second possibility is that this individual is actually looking for The Seduction of Good King Sexpot, a rare module in the short-lived AD&DAD (Advanced Dungeons and Dragons After Dark) line. In that case, he needs to visit the Acaeum After Dark to locate this material.

      • bad wolf permalink
        April 2, 2015 11:10 am

        That’s weird, did anybody else’s search pop up a chinese copy of Spawn of Fashan?

        The ultimate OSR ur-text! I will copypasta it, file the serial numbers off and the neckbeard gallery will be filled with praise for my Oldest and S-coolest of Old School Rules. Kickstarter time, anyone?

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 1, 2015 3:34 pm

      Since the goal of the adventure is to locate Good King Despot, in a certain sense, he’s already playing it.

  137. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 1, 2015 2:25 pm

    Blooey brought the brightness and light to the DF “what ya listenin’ too?” thread today.

    “This place is depressing. Listened to Hank Williams, “I’m so Lonesome I Could Die.” Way to bring up a man suffering from chronic depression.”

    Pull back a bit, Bloo. I think the line is “cry” not “die.” You’re all good. But I’m pretty sure even “Fighting Side of Me” by Hank wouldn’t make you feel any less suicidey.

    I guess the con experience wasn’t as exhilarating for Blooey as it seems to have been for the dipshits on the Garycon thread. Morons like Trent Foster’s human buttplug Wheggi, not often seen in those parts anymore, pop in to get in the line for the mutual salad tossing. These guys seem waaaaay too excited about having met/not met each other.

    • Timotheus permalink
      April 1, 2015 2:51 pm

      Just checked out his recent potings on DF – looks like he only got one of his four games off. Someone asks about his company and he doesn’t even try to guilt trip them into buying product (that he nearly killed himself to create). And in the midst of all the joyful reach-arounds on the Gary Con thread, he points out that one of his friends died.

      Seriously, Bloo needs some peyote.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 1, 2015 3:51 pm

        Leave it to Bloo to ruin the rosy afterglow by mentioning that, oh yeah, he has multi-antibiotic resistant gonorrhea.

      • Landifarne permalink
        April 1, 2015 7:27 pm

        Sorry for the duplicate post, this site’s terribly organized.

        In light of BM’s most recent post at DF (where he claims that Glazer had passed away) I can only conclude that the guy is mental: certainly delusional and possibly schizophrenic. The few interactions that I’ve had with him at DF indicate that he cannot be reasoned with in any way. Now I’m wondering why he was made a moderator at DF many years ago. Knowing that a number of DF members left the site when that occured it’s possible that one or two of you are just that…?

        Anyway, Is BM the spindly/sickly old geezer that was photographed wearing a kilt at a convention a few years back? I remember seeing that picture somewhere.

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 2, 2015 12:45 am

        Anyway, Is BM the spindly/sickly old geezer that was photographed wearing a kilt at a convention a few years back? I remember seeing that picture somewhere.

        That was he, in the happy, heady days of 2006.

      • bloodymage permalink
        April 2, 2015 7:31 am

        I killed everybody — Total Party Kill. Yeah baby.

    • bloodymage permalink
      April 1, 2015 3:37 pm

      And I’m listening to Old McDonald’s Farm again. F**k these people.

    • Bob's Cunt permalink
      April 1, 2015 3:59 pm

      I’m listening to Kent’s Mom rim me.

  138. Bob's Cunt permalink
    April 1, 2015 4:03 pm

    http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=69847 Look at the bleeding hearts cry. They won’t let their faggotry into the bakery so gencon may move. I hope these pablum pukers choke on a dick.

  139. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 1, 2015 4:22 pm

    “Someone asks about his company and he doesn’t even try to guilt trip them into buying product”

    I’m pretty sure that’s one of us or a lurker here, trying to prod a little more info out of our boy Bloo. But Blooeys too smart to be taken in by such blatant trickery. Or else as usual he’s a clueless fuck who doesn’t really care what others have to say. Six of one half dozen of the other.

  140. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 1, 2015 4:35 pm

    “And in the midst of all the joyful reach-arounds on the Gary Con thread, he points out that one of his friends died.”

    OK, we are really through the Bloo-king Glass here people. This might be the weirdest development in Blooey history. One of The Unblown follows up Bloo’s sad tidings about his friend with:

    “..Are you talking about Zach Glazar of Lesser Gnome Games that lives in Cottonwood AZ? He was at Gary Con, walking around and running his booth. Last updated his Facebook page 6 hours ago?”

    Daaaaaaammmmnnnnn..

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 1, 2015 4:46 pm

      Wow, that Zach Glazar guy really went out of his way to avoid Blooey at GaryCon….

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 1, 2015 6:28 pm

        Looks like he feigned death until Blooey left.

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 1, 2015 6:56 pm

      Damn, the best jokes always come after a delay… esprit d’escalier strikes again:

      Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy Blooey

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 1, 2015 7:33 pm

      Now that Zack Glazer has posted in that thread where Blooey said he was dead, I wonder if Blooey will come back to explain himself.

      • bloodymage permalink
        April 1, 2015 7:33 pm

        I found out at GaryCon that my good Arizona friend Zach Glazer has died. He had chronic liver problems, I know. I will miss him.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 1, 2015 7:38 pm

        I just got back from GaryCon VII and learned that Gary Gygax has died! Thankfully we still have Dave Arneson around!

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 1, 2015 9:09 pm

        Blooey won’t explain himself, he’ll hunt Zach down and poison him with a megadose of Acetaminophen, so his liver fails “for realz”. He’ll then produce a scenario to GM at next year’s Garycon: Waste ‘Zona Zach!

  141. Bob's Cunt permalink
    April 1, 2015 4:39 pm

    Blooey at garycon.

  142. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    April 1, 2015 7:44 pm

    Looks like the warm fuzzies from GaryCon VII are over and the infighting has begun!

    https://www.garycon.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1579

    • Timotheus permalink
      April 1, 2015 10:37 pm

      Ha! Our old friend Cuntine Cock Ball shows up to tell how it was done long ago, even if that was old fashioned:

      “My philosophy, which probably seems a little old-fashioned, is that as a GM, I am indeed there to provide my players with a challenging and interesting adventure; this goes back to my days in the old Conflict Simulation Association at the University of Minnesota, where we ‘hosted’ games for people to play. We did the same thing at home – you, the player, were my guest, and I tried very hard to make sure that you had a good time.”

      Um….that is pretty much how it is today, dumbass. People have fellow gamers over to their house, the dm tries to put on an entertaining game. What kind of delusions does he have about how games are run these days? That the dm tries to sabotage he fun of his players? wtf?

      I mean, its not like OSR dms have their players walk across a parsec of bullshit to enter a primordial turd and get infiltrated by microdemons, turning them into sleep ninjas, and they eat spock’s brain.

      Or they are forced upriver in some Apocalypse Now rip-off misery tourism riff.

      Or play gay vampires being verbally bested by Lewis carrol wannabes.

      Or wander through endless rooms of dust.

      I think mr. cock ball has been nuzzling pundejo’s withered sack too long, and shares his warped, narcissistic view that the game is played wrongly these days.

  143. bloodymage permalink
    April 2, 2015 7:37 am

    I’m going to move to move again. Have to go further in debt but I gotta get outta here. Making inquiries in Missouri.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 2, 2015 7:43 am

      And in other news, Zach Glazar is still not dead.

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 2, 2015 7:51 am

        Well, he has liver problems, we know.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 2, 2015 7:49 am

      Clueless Bloo from Hannibal, MO!

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 2, 2015 9:06 am

        Missouri? Where the hell did he get that idea? Is that the land of his birth? Is he going to try to pass himself off as the Mormon second coming?

        This is why Bloo Meridian makes such fascinating reading- he dangles another tidbit without any context, and he still hasn’t commented on the “death” of the guy who was working a merch booth mere yards from Bloo.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 2, 2015 10:24 am

        Here’s what most likely went down. Blooey got to GaryCon and started asking around for his “old buddy” Zach Glazar. Some unblown fatbeard told Glazar that Blooey was looking for him and he rolled his eyes and said “Aw shit. Tell him I died” hoping to avoid getting roped and cornered into a game of Train in a Cup or DA ORCS FALL DOWN! Unblown fatbeard, lacking any social skills, later tells Blooey Glazar is dead. Blooey goes into mourning back in his hotel room, flies home and pulls up stakes in Irving, TX.

    • April 2, 2015 10:11 am

      What else can I say at this point? I’m not attached to anything.

  144. bloodymage permalink
    April 2, 2015 10:14 am

    I’m in deep trouble.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 2, 2015 10:52 am

      ” Have to go further in debt…”

      Yet somehow Blooey always has money for frequent airfare, convention badges, expensive computer repairs from Geek Squad, craft beer, cigars, and a sit down breakfast!

      Brace yourselves, Dragonsfart! Blooey’s handout pitch is coming soon to a forum near you!

      • Landifarne permalink
        April 2, 2015 3:49 pm

        True. After complaining for months that he was both completely broke and physically incapable of leaving his home (this said directly to me in a DF thread), he turns up in Lake Geneva. Stated that he could not leave his house literally a week before the convention started.

  145. Timotheus permalink
    April 2, 2015 10:41 am

    “OK, we are really through the Bloo-king Glass here people. ”

    You ain’t kidding CKDB. The more I think about this dead-good-buddy story, it makes me wonder if his first wife really died in that Honda or Toyota. Maybe she was standing right by the door talking to him as he packed up and left thinking she was dead the whole time. Never looking back as embarked on the Electric Bloolaid Acid Test.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      April 2, 2015 11:17 am

      Yeah, there could actually be a total Bob Durst thing going on. And whats with the vet admin people putting him in an old folks home? A mentally fucked up, depressed weirdo (sorry, Oh Captain) in his 60’s in a place full of 70’s and 80’s? Is this common? Christ, put him on skid row with the really jacked up vets. Can you imagine your mom or dad rotting and drooling in a place with Blooey lurking around hating on everything and everybody? That’s what the Filipino nurses are for. That in itself is a weird, fucked up part of the story.

  146. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    April 2, 2015 10:54 am

    Hey Dragonsfooters – I know some of you lurk here. Why don’t you call bloodymage out on his Zack is Dead! post?

    • Roburt Conley needs no interduction permalink
      April 2, 2015 1:30 pm

      This conflict is central driver of the events behind City-State civil war. Around 1990, I developed this in part to explain why there was a Temple of Set, the Hellbridge Temple, in the middle of City-State when the majority were Ghinorians worshiping Mitra.

    • Landifarne permalink
      April 2, 2015 3:55 pm

      I’ll be following this up in a forum that is not viewable by the general public. It’s worth calling him on it to see what kind of reaction occurs. His “woe be me” posts have always been tiresome, but he seems to have now painted himself into a corner.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 2, 2015 5:43 pm

        The Show Me State isn’t big enough to hide him!

  147. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 2, 2015 11:27 am

    DF mods and posters are a weird-ass bunch of creepos. It’s all lame minutia and “this is why my game is better than yours” jack-offery. But shit, the mods can be baffling. That Prespos guy from a few years back got kicked off the forums for his babbling crap, which at least was generally upbeat and at least half the time about gaming, not selling shit. Our boy Bloo starts multiple threads all over the place, all with the same sad sack shit and “patronize my biz.”

    Are they just afraid he’ll do himself in? Clearly that is not a danger at this point. Declaring himself dead accompanied by a facepalm or eye rolling smiley is the closest he will ever come. Oh Captain will probably outlive most of us, with his free meds and healthcare and all.

    Not that I am complaining of course, Bloo Meridian, or Waiting for Bloodot, or whatever you want to call it is the greatest blOwSR story ever told. It keeps getting better. Who would have though our jaws could still drop at this point at this shenanigans? Like 70’s TV shows, his circumstances, characters, and locations change to keep his world of wonder fresh for us, like Laverne and Shirley moving to California, or that little gay kid moving in with the Brady Bunch. Sorry he keeps hijacking the other great stories told here. He really deserves his own blog, doesn’t he? Tell you what, we’ll just keep Blooing along with the flow and take another month or two off for lent next year. Promise 🙂

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 2, 2015 1:42 pm

      Prespos wasn’t banned for weirdness, he was banned for linking to copyrighted material that he’d posted to a webpage of his own. He has his own moribund forum, with about twenty-five members. Can’t be arsed linking to it…

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        April 2, 2015 2:27 pm

        Never knew that. Just the last year or so of his presence a lot of his posts seemed to be lots of gibberty gibberty ratta tat tat nonsense, so assumed he got the heave ho for unrestrained madness. Gotta go look at his forum, I’m sure it’s a shoe in for a few ironic laughs.

      • Landifarne permalink
        April 2, 2015 3:59 pm

        The lubed one is in the right. Prespos picked up at K&KA as soon as he was booted from DF. However, he hasn’t taken the same approach there [likely that Stuart put him on a tight leash.]

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 3, 2015 11:19 am

      “Not that I am complaining of course, Bloo Meridian, or Waiting for Bloodot, or whatever you want to call it is the greatest blOwSR story ever told.”

      My Dinner With Blooey, or maybe The Unbearable Lightness of Bloo.

      Or maybe just My Sit Down Breakfast with Bloo.

  148. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 2, 2015 2:32 pm

    First thing I see when looking up his forum:

    Sep 23, 2014 at 11:28am QuotePost Options Post by Admin on Sep 23, 2014 at 11:28am

    I get asked about this all the time, so hopefully, I can attempt to set the record straight in a few words.

    #1: The fault was mine.
    #2: I think the permaban is too harsh.

    That said, I think that Dragonsfoot is a great site, and I have no ill-will there.

    The official reason I was given was “continued random off-topic posting”.
    Well, the bulk of my posts were on-topic in the 1E forum, though I did a lot of off-topic stuff in GD.

    A small sampling of my many infractions:
    * religion
    * posting a picture of myself in drag
    * politics
    * trying to stat out God
    * starting a thread about boots (DF is not a Boot Hill forum)
    * swearing
    * public drunkenness
    * general insanity

    As someone wrote at DF, “Fairly warned, fairly banned.” I think that’s true.

    So, again, no ill-will towards DF –> nobody’s fault but mine.

    I hope this clears things up, and is accurate, as people keep on asking me about it all the time.

    FAQ,
    Pres

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 2, 2015 5:52 pm

      “* posting a picture of myself in drag”
      And I still have more respect for him than Kent.

  149. April 2, 2015 3:58 pm

    Yeah, the collective intelligence of all mankind can vouch that Gary as a reviewer was completely paid off:

    “No question about it, Monte Cook’s Arcana Unearthed is a knockout!” —Gary Gygax 2003

    I actually told him that his reviews were bogus right after I read through that book in a gameshop. HA!

    You know, I really can’t tell you how important it was that I WAS THERE and you weren’t. Its times like these that sets me far abo-… Whuh?

    …………………….

    ANYCOMMENTER: McWeigeltron Flailure! We interrupt your comment to spray fermented semen from a circle jerk of gainsaying for comment volume! Ha! Ha!

    ……………………

    Hey! You guys didn’t even let me finish my proselytizing hypno-babble:

    RPG Products: BAD

    Gene Weigel: GOOD

    OBEY!!!!

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 2, 2015 5:42 pm

      Being on the Internet does not equal Being There.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      April 4, 2015 6:17 pm

      What was your problem with Arana Unearthed gene old bean?, and no cop-outs about the d20 system in general. That’s cheating.

      Flail away.

  150. Timotheus permalink
    April 2, 2015 4:20 pm

    Hey, Landifarne, thanks for your insight. I am curious what non-public forum you’ll call out Bloo on – is there a secret star chamber subforum on DF?

    Anyway, Welcome to YDIS, doo-doobrains, and the Hallowed Halls of John Tarnowski the RPGPlagiarist’s Gallery of Hated Enemies That Don’t Even Give a Shit About Him.

    • Landifarne permalink
      April 3, 2015 1:41 pm

      Heh, thanks.

      The forum is the Contributing Writers Forum, where we work on Footprints and others occasionally drop in for some advice/input. Any DF member may join that forum, but you have to send a request to Steve for approval (a formality). BM popped into that forum a month back, mucking it up and whining for help [which is ironic, as he never frequented it when he was still a mod.] The admins have been actively ignoring that whining, and that done in DF’s General Discussion forum…which is telling.

      Honestly, I don’t think that he’ll reply to the post I put up on Thursday. Several other DF members are agitated and BM will likely lay low for a while.

      • A Completely Different Person permalink
        April 3, 2015 3:43 pm

        –Heh, thanks.–

        Landifarne, I’ll decide if you are welcome here, no one else.

        Tell me this, when you were a schoolboy did your classmates ever describe you as … “a filthy snitch”?

      • Oscar Anderson's Evil Brother permalink
        April 3, 2015 6:23 pm

        Asks the guy whose classmates described him as … “a filthy snatch”.

      • Landifarne permalink
        April 3, 2015 8:14 pm

        Well, being one of the few (Chgowz, Von?) whose real name can be easily traced back, I erased my original line that mentioned mothers, chrome and trailer hitches…

        But, no, I was too busy stealing their lunch money.

  151. Timotheus permalink
    April 2, 2015 8:17 pm

    Breaking Fucking NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::::::

    Turdkar is leaving some podcast:

    http://www.tenkarstavern.com/2015/04/why-im-leaving-brainstorm-podcast.html

    Don’t worry, though, he is on some other podcast and he is also goint to start up some different podcast, where he only has to play by his rules. The only exciting detail available is that it will be about 1/2 an hour.

    Tenkar Unchained!!

  152. A Completely Different Person permalink
    April 2, 2015 8:43 pm

    The minds of dungeons and dragons discuss one of the greatest works of fantasy. More of this? I ask you.

    http://odd74.proboards.com/thread/10857/adepts-gambit-real-gm-story

    • The Voice of Moderation permalink
      April 3, 2015 1:36 am

      More of this? Not for you. Well, not as a participant, at any rate.

    • April 3, 2015 11:41 am

      Ugh.This must be how Cassavetes fans feel watching Peter Falk mug through a typical Columbo episode.

    • April 3, 2015 11:51 am

      10. 25% of OSR gamers say the story doesn’t fit into the official Nehwon sequence, 75% say it’s a real F&GM story. Leiber himself left it unrevised. Geoffrey has a vague problem with it but further discussion is shallow at best. It has not other measured social effect on the audience or the audience’s attitudes.

      Is the story anti-semitic? Why or why not?

  153. bloodymage permalink
    April 3, 2015 7:43 am

    Good night to a cold, cruel world.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 3, 2015 7:58 am

      Have a sit down breakfast, Bloo.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 3, 2015 9:32 am

        Buy some product!

        Today being Good Friday, I wonder if his neighbors will bloocify him.

        Old Steve Blooey on the cross, I-N-R-I-O!
        On this cross there was a Bloo, I-N-R-I-O!

        King of the Bloos, indeed!

      • A Completely Different Person permalink
        April 3, 2015 10:04 am

        If that’s bloodymage then he looks like a dude. I think he is trolling.

  154. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 3, 2015 12:47 pm

    The Unbearable Lightness of Blooey

    A Clockwork Bloorange

    One Flew over the Bloo Bloo’s Nest

    Bloofellas

    Bloosino

    The Bloofather

    Bloostin Powers Man of Mystery

    The Bloominator

    The Bloonchback of Norte Dame

    The Blootouchables

    The Good, The Bad, and The Blooey

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 3, 2015 3:38 pm

      North Dallas Blooey

  155. bat permalink
    April 3, 2015 1:40 pm

    Damn, you guys brought Chcgowiz out into the light of day…..yet zakbot is still pedantic and out of touch with reality.

  156. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 3, 2015 3:03 pm

    Chcgowiz seems like a cool enough guy (outside of the whole D&D playing thing). Rides hogs, looks dangerous, is from Chicago. But seeing him on DF bleeting and blooping his excitement at meeting the half-tard, weirdo man-children of the forums in heartbreaking. Maybe he’s prepping to spring a Kickstarter on them and is just earning fan points?

    What would your fellow bikers say, Chic? Or, um, are they the kind of bikers who wear chaps with no pants or undies and frequent bars with names like “Rogers Backdoor?”

    • Wheggi permalink
      April 3, 2015 3:18 pm

      Jealous much?

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 4, 2015 6:22 pm

      RIP Wheggi. 😦

    • April 6, 2015 12:08 pm

      Nah, a few of my friends even don’t mind playing games. Some really talented people who aren’t anywhere close to a forum or blog. They like the GW games oddly enough.

      I had fun at GaryCon. I played games and didn’t worry about being OSR or any of the b/s. Just some fun, which is all I’d want any of you fuckers to have. Except ScottSz, I hold my grudges like warm little pebbles close to my heart.

      Besides, you think gamers don’t bathe? Go on a run where an open bar is part of the run fee. That’s a campground of fumes and odors.

  157. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 3, 2015 5:38 pm

    Hey, buttplug! Yeah, I’m way jealous about you spending a small fortune to hang out and game with mouth-breathing man-children and stare at Gary’s stinky, XXL Hawaiian shirt draped over a chair. .

    You gonna make us more jealous by regaling us with your choices of beer and prog rock you dig? Man, hearing about your cheesy life is always a hoot. Had Trent over to play D&D and pork your fat GF lately?

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      April 3, 2015 5:51 pm

      Oops, sorry about that, you “Sly Gimp.” I guess you married her. I don’t know what’s worse, you making her play solo D&D with you, or you letting Trent drop loads on her face. Tsk Tsk.

    • Wheggi permalink
      April 3, 2015 6:18 pm

      Stop by the Alehouse. We know how to handle tough guys like you.

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 3, 2015 6:31 pm

        Oh, yeah, now that is some great internet badass talk! Have an exalt, or a huzzah, or something.

        SPOILER ALERT: That “Alehouse”… it isn’t real!!!!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 4, 2015 6:22 pm

        But but but… Currently drinking: X! Currently Drinking: X!

      • April 7, 2015 3:05 pm

        In the context of a D&D blog, that’s usually stupid. This isn’t a bar, There’s no one here watching to be entertained by dazzling evasions.

  158. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 3, 2015 6:51 pm

    Haha! . “Stop by the Alehouse.” Sheesh. I got chills that was so stupid.

    You probably already have the troops putting on their leather jackets and hats, like the Keystone Cop-type bikers from a 1950’s bikini beach comedy. Gonna pummel me with weak punches like those little “cut it ooooout” palm/wrist wacks Curly Joe Dorita used to hit the other stooges with.

    I’ll run through the gauntlet screaming “say it don’t spray it!” while you await me at the end doing that Cowardly Lion “put ’em up put ’em up” stance.

    Sorry about the ancient references, Sly. You inspire tired, old lame shit. I think you need a beer.

    Currently drinking: Wheggi’s tears over his failed life while listening to Styx. 😦

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 3, 2015 7:05 pm

      It’s even sadder than that. “We know how to handle tough guys like you” boils down to “we’ll call you insults on the internet and sulk a lot”.

      I always get a kick out of tough-guy talk. The last time somebody in real life told me he was going to kick my ass, I got him to back down fast by responding, “Great, how’s your medical coverage?”

      • Sykirobme permalink
        April 4, 2015 10:33 am

        Thanks, Obama!

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 4, 2015 5:03 pm

        Yeah, right? I wonder how many fistfights would never have happened if Obamacare had never been implemented…

  159. T. Foster permalink
    April 3, 2015 7:07 pm

    You are so rude you must have grown up in a barn.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 4, 2015 6:24 pm

      RIP Fister. 😦
      You Alehouse badasses who could quote Full House were always a force to be reckoned with.

  160. Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    April 4, 2015 12:43 am

    Heh, Anton put up a post making fun of Good Friday, but he pulled it… you can see a couple of links to the original on other web pages. He’s probably afraid he’ll offend his fellow GOPers and the OSR’s resident panty-sniffers.

    • Timotheus permalink
      April 4, 2015 5:52 am

      Wow, wish I’d seen it. Love to see witchiepoo show some respect for Christians. No doubt he was showing some Religious Freedom solidarity.

      http://greyhawkgrognard.blogspot.com/2015/04/apparently-this-is-some-sort-of-holiday.html

      Anyway any of you tech savvy types can reconstruct it?

      • April 4, 2015 6:46 am

        Ask and ye shall receive

      • April 4, 2015 6:56 am

      • April 4, 2015 7:01 am

        OK, try this

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 4, 2015 2:21 pm

        Anton’s a knob. He whines about a the pretend persecution of fake pagans in a “witch hunt” game, but he’d vote for a guy whose dad wants to kill him and take his stuff.

        Hmmmm… Anton’s Norse deities are from Scandinavia, Stockholm is in Scandinavia, therefore Stockholm Syndrome is a tenet of Anton’s Norse religion. Check-and-mate, librul h8rz!!!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 4, 2015 6:13 pm

        RIP GOPagan 😦

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        April 4, 2015 6:17 pm

        “apparently this is some sort of holiday.”

        I love how Gayhawk Grognard pretends he didn’t grow up in a Christian household with Christian parents just like every other OSR white WASP male his age in America.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 4, 2015 8:55 am

      He’ll never get a slice of pizza in Indiana again!

    • Aos permalink
      April 9, 2015 8:08 am

      In fairness, I’m married to a devout Catholic, and I didn’t know. I did not grow up in a waspy suburb, however, I’m from trash.

  161. Bob's Cunt permalink
    April 4, 2015 9:05 am

    ‘Stop by the Alehouse. We know how to handle tough guys like you.’

    Why did I see the guys from the Blue Oyster Club when I read that?

  162. Bob's Cunt permalink
    April 4, 2015 3:40 pm

    Looks like a few are calling out BowelMovementMage: http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=66727&p=1623505#p1623505

  163. bloodymage permalink
    April 4, 2015 4:33 pm

    My nose just won’t stop leaking. nor my skin, nor my bladder, nor my bowels.
    nor my bowels.
    nor my bowels.
    nor my bowels.
    nor my bowels.
    nor my bowels.
    nor my bowels.
    nor my bowels.
    nor my bowels.
    nor my bowels.

    System Overload in Progress
    No Money 😦 protocols initiated
    Sigh! 😦
    Rebooting Bloo-Bot 2.2 System in ten seconds
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Failure to reboot
    System Core shutdown eminent
    Final Bloo-Bot Output:
    Good night to a cold, cruel world.
    TERMINUS

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 4, 2015 5:02 pm

      Speaking only for myself, the leaking skin bit squicks me out a whole lot more than the leaking bowels bit. What the fuck does that even mean?

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 4, 2015 5:30 pm

      RIP Bloo-Bot. 😦

  164. T. Foster permalink
    April 4, 2015 5:08 pm

    Even my girlfriend backs up what Wheggi has said. She has met several of the alegang in person and believes the “verbal villains” here would find the Alehouse “too hot to handle”.

    • Wheggi permalink
      April 4, 2015 5:11 pm

      Yeah.

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 4, 2015 5:42 pm

      Too hot to handle? Hey, I’m not into that sort of thing, but I’d sell you a pizza.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 4, 2015 5:45 pm

      RIP Alehouse 😦

    • April 5, 2015 7:45 am

      I think the actual phrase used was “Too fat to fondle.”

  165. Bob's Cunt permalink
    April 4, 2015 5:35 pm

    If you mean hot as in assless chaps and mansechs then yeah. However, if Wheggi or any of the other Blue Oysters wanna try I have about 30″ of axe handle that says otherwise.

  166. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    April 4, 2015 6:13 pm

    RIP Rob Kuntz 1955-2015 😦

  167. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    April 4, 2015 6:19 pm

    The Avengers: Age of Bloo-Bot

  168. Bob's Cunt permalink
    April 4, 2015 6:24 pm

    Hey Gene,

    Gygax was a no talent hack that stole D&D from Arneson and molested Robbie Kunt. How’s that make you feel about your hero?

  169. T. Foster permalink
    April 4, 2015 6:24 pm

    We have them on the run, Wheggi. Wait till Francisca gets here. 🙂

    • Wheggi permalink
      April 4, 2015 6:26 pm

      Yeah.

      😉

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 4, 2015 6:27 pm

      Kent might finally meet a nice fellow at YDIS to do gay with after all!

      • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 4, 2015 8:36 pm

        He’ll be digging that 30″ axe handle.

  170. Francisca permalink
    April 4, 2015 6:33 pm

    Sup?

  171. Francisca permalink
    April 4, 2015 6:35 pm

    Sup bros?

  172. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    April 4, 2015 7:07 pm

    RIP Sit Down Breakfast 😦

  173. Francisca permalink
    April 4, 2015 7:35 pm

    Thank God Joni Mitchell is still alive. She wrote songs of peace and love unlike the trash here who merely write songs of hatred.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-32181499

  174. April 5, 2015 3:51 am

    I haven’t the foggiest idea who Francisca or Wheggi are. Should I? Mr Foster I know only because Kent thinks he’s the divvil or something. Are you people a force to be reckoned with? Have you done something deplorable?

    • Junior Columbo Fan Club President permalink
      April 5, 2015 4:49 am

      Using my Columboesque powers of deduction, I have come to the conclusion that the Homosexual Hibernian Hermit is punking the YDISers. He is the only one (besides, perhaps, Gene, who was there) who gives a shit about the K&KA. Not once have any of the regulars there bloviated here, and now we have three of them spouting pseudo-tough guy talk. The borderline homoerotic nature of the comments (e.g.: “too hot to handle”) do not sound convincing coming from a KK&A fatbeard. The final clue is the BBC link to the Joni Mitchell story- not the sort of linkage a Midwestern mook would provide.

      Methinks Kent, notorious for his sockpuppetry, believes that he can get the regulars here to troll K&KA, because he cannot do so himself. Once again, he is not as bright as he believes himself to be.

      On the off chance that these are actually the individuals they are represented to be, they can offer up some bona fides at the “alehouse”, something Kent is unable to do.

      • Kent permalink
        April 5, 2015 8:09 pm

        Columbo you are not. Why? Columbo did not accuse the first murderer in the first season of killing every single victim in every episode for the following twenty years of his show.

      • April 5, 2015 11:30 pm

        Well, Kent, you have taken to talking to yourself of late, and insulting the investigator is hardly a defence (no, not even if you shriek “LIAR!!” in your best Californian tones – I was shocked too!).

        In the absence of a coherent rebuttal I shall be forced to assume that it was you and resume my previous attitude in ref. K&KA, to whit “someone tell me why I should give a shit what they do.”

  175. Timotheus permalink
    April 5, 2015 5:14 am

    Man, RIP the “Bloodymage’s Woes” thread. Can anyone tell if it is totally nuked or has it just been moved to an area only members have access to? I’d love to see how it ended. Last thing I saw, Sir Allen had just on the dumbass of the year award for stating that no one knew what BM was really going through (because, you know, he never talks about his problems.).

    Is the thread in the Writer’s Workshop still up or did it get nuked, too?

    And most importantly, did Bloo get banned?

    • Landifarne permalink
      April 5, 2015 7:46 am

      This is what I posted in the Writers forum a few days ago:

      “…For the several years that I’ve been frequenting these forums you’ve been portraying yourself as an invalid, seeking pity. Yet, you attended Gary Con just a couple weeks after stating that you could not leave your home.

      Likewise, your post in the General Discussion forum laments that your friend had passed away, and that he wasn’t to be found at the convention. Yet, he posts just a few hours later that he is hale and was present.

      What gives, BM?

      People have stated elsewhere on this site that they left when you were made a moderator, so there’s certainly controversy over your presence and activities. At other sites people call you a fraud. Myself, I’m tired of the incessant posts regarding your condition and I have to now question your motives and truthfulness.

      So, what is it?…”

      Although I got no response from BM another member responded in the writers forum with a similar statement. There was no response to that either.

      But within a few hours BM put his last stinkpost in the General Discussion (Friday). I called him out there on Saturday stating something similar to the above, with the result being that people started blowing up and his off topic “Woes” thread being removed.

      I doubt it’s been nuked, or that BM is banned. That’s probably not going to happen considering that he was one of the site’s first members and played a role in running it for many years. I’m sure that is why he has been treated with kid gloves of late.

      Looking back at his DF posts, things seemed normal until his 2006 road trip. It’s probably not worth the time to continue to look over the old posts, but I’ll do so if he picks up where he left off…

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        April 6, 2015 11:23 am

        Good work, Landi. Why won’t all those other dudes get in on the intervention? Perhaps a lot of them are just broken, deluded fucks like Bloo?

    • April 6, 2015 7:30 pm

      Dumbass of the Year? Jesus Christ, it was hardly that bad. In my defense I was very drunk and having a case of the feels.

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 7, 2015 8:40 am

        Sorry, kid, but spouting off that no one knows anything about BM’s situation, when demonstrably everyone knows a tremendous amount about what is happenning in his life, right down to the food that he eats, amply qualifies you for Dumbass of the Year.

        Normally being drunk and/or kind-hearted gets you a pass here the first time. But denying something that has been articulated in sad, excruciating detail on an almost daily basis supercedes that pass.

        Welcome to YDIS!

      • April 8, 2015 6:38 am

        Well, I haven’t been called a kid in many years, so thanks! Now I’m off to drink some more, as it’s past 9am.

  176. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    April 5, 2015 12:44 pm

    You know, I never got an answer to the original question. Why is Zak Attack being a Nazi Apologist’s Apologist for Raggi the Nazi Apologist?

    • April 5, 2015 1:16 pm

      The question is whether it will benefit them? I don’t count the people who’ve said they are buying the Nazi’s book or would do it if they weren’t so cheap because they are all YDIS sock puppets. They don’t count. Anyway, let’s use this space productively:

      You get used to inconsistency in Charles Saatchi’s exhibitions. But since Saatchi moved his collection to County Hall and now to Chelsea his eye for new art seems to be wavering increasingly wildly. Much of the work here is weak. Zak Smith’s comic-book like image of pornographic pictures of women being devoured by octopuses is execrable (Smith is a porn star himself, apparently) and there’s too much weak drawing.

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 5, 2015 4:48 pm

        Did the Attack really fucking type out ydis? That is hilarious, after a half decade or so of studiously pretending like he wasn’t being exposed here, pretending like his character was never being displayed by us.

        Cool.

    • April 11, 2015 12:53 am

      I think it’s something to do with Varg being OSR and Zak being DIY D&D.

  177. Wheggi permalink
    April 5, 2015 6:38 pm

    8th April 2015 – http://knights-n-knaves.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=13051

    Let us all celebrate the death of Jerry Mapes on this the day of Jumping Out From Behind a Bush of the holy bunny rabbit Jesus Christ

    http://knights-n-knaves.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=13050

    • T. Foster permalink
      April 5, 2015 8:11 pm

      Yeah. 🙂

    • T. Foster permalink
      April 5, 2015 8:12 pm

      Right on bros!! ::))_+)”|}[];,ii

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 5, 2015 8:47 pm

      Get Well Soon, Jerry Mapes! It was good to see you at GaryCon last week 🙂

  178. Jesus Christ permalink
    April 5, 2015 8:14 pm

    Who is Jerry Mapes? I am the lord.

    • GOD permalink
      April 5, 2015 8:17 pm

      Son, you must pay for the damage you have done to the family vehicle. Or perform a miracle. It is embarrassing in front of the other gods. Thor’s wagon is immaculate and has fire and shit.

    • Jesus Christ permalink
      April 5, 2015 8:21 pm

      Chill Daddy-O. It was Kent, you dig. Aks Junior Columbo Fan Club President, he has the LOW-DOWN on nefarious Kent. Doer of misdeeds and shit. It’s always Kent you dig, Daddy-kins.

    • GOD permalink
      April 5, 2015 8:27 pm

      That goddamn Kent! Mother-Fucking Kent! I knew it! With his perfect white mortal buttocks he’s got those goddess sluts slavering after him. So he stole the family vehicle and crashed it!

  179. Jesus Christ permalink
    April 5, 2015 8:33 pm

    Yeah dad. It was Kent just aks Junior Columbo Fan Club President, you dumb nigger. Kent is eehvill doin’ all kinds a shit, get me?

    Easter is ma time, Daddy-O. Me and Mapes and that bunny fucker.

    Kent needs to die, mussin up ma Easter time, stealin the family vehicle, crashin it an shit.

    • GOD permalink
      April 5, 2015 8:46 pm

      Hullo Kent … ? Is Kent here … ?

      I have certain moneys owing to Kent I wish to settle up. Come forward Kent you have nothing to fear .. and much to gain. I am who am – who am cash – come and get yours. Come and get what you deserve.

  180. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    April 5, 2015 8:39 pm

    I miss Blooey 😦
    CURSE YOU DRAGONSFART!!!!!

    • Bigby's Affirmed Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 5, 2015 9:18 pm

      Fear not, Bloo will return. It’s the Easter season, there was a Bloocifixion, and there will be a Bloosurrection. This is what all Bloodhists believe in their hearts.

      Peace be with you.
      Peace be with Bloo.
      Buy some product!!!
      Sigh? 😦

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 6, 2015 8:38 am

        Leaky skin = Stigmata of Christ?

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 6, 2015 9:25 am

        Stigmata? Stevemata!

  181. John Adams, Cleric2/Thief5 permalink
    April 6, 2015 7:30 am

    16 March 2015
    With my day job over now (and a few months before the next one starts), I am totally focused on getting so much of what BHP is behind on caught up. I know I sound like a broken record, but I hope daily updates combined with folk’s posting when they receive materials will help ease people’s minds about the state of BHP.
    Thank you for your great patience.

  182. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 6, 2015 11:27 am

    Holding: One of those Catholic Virgin Mary Candles and a cup with gin and juice.

    Awaiting: The BlooPac Resurrection…

  183. Bob's Cunt permalink
    April 6, 2015 6:02 pm

    You should always speak good of the dead. Jerry Mapes is dead. . .Good!

  184. Timotheus permalink
    April 7, 2015 8:46 am

    And what the fuck is Von doing trying to hold an actual conversation with the Attack? Zakina has already called his questions stupid (and is about to call him creepy, if his past 8,000 conversations are anything to go by), but Von soldiers on with that English stiff upper lip thing.

    Good show, old boy, but your talents would be better applied elsewhere, like toward a non-psychotic asshole who actually places some value on Truth for its own sake rather than as a malleable force in verbal confrontation.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 7, 2015 10:59 am

      Von’s a starry-eyed romantic at heart, willing to engage everyone in good faith, no matter how repellent or addle-pated they are. Hell, he’s even tried to engage Ireland’s Shame in a constructive fashion, to no avail. Von’s kinda like the Jesus of the OSR- turn the other cheek and all that.

      Also, Stoya- that Von feller seems sweet on the girl.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      April 7, 2015 1:37 pm

      Ole Von is trying to engage the Attack in a rational fashion? The daft sod. Must be a contamination in the Guiness. Let’s have a look at that link then, and see if the british stiff upper-lip can compete with narcissism fuelled social retardation. Don’t keep us Eurotrash in suspense.

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 7, 2015 2:35 pm

        Sorry, Prince!

        http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-nazi-games.html

        Skip most of the Attack’s hairsplitting, you get the gist in the first example. Von shows up late in the comments.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 7, 2015 3:28 pm

        Aaaagh. And now i have to read Zak’s post to glean the quality of the rebuttal noooooo i was out damn it i was out and its dragging me back in, like an emanicated junkie goose-stepping open-eyed and aware into the smoldering crack-ovens of Camp Zakbibor. Damn all of you to hell.

      • April 7, 2015 4:20 pm

        Anti-semitic? Why or why not?

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 7, 2015 4:28 pm

        I am damned by my own hand, but i will be thrice-damned if i shall not inflict upon you the horror that i myself can never unexperience. With mirthless laughter i shall accompany those that journey unto the atrocity that is Dndwithpornstars, drawn by a hideous and destructive compulsion born not wholly of themselves. Have at thee then, gaze upon answers whose questions drive one unto utter despair. Know that our aeons-long ascent from pre-cambrian oceans unto cretacian shores and up the long ladder of sentience has been utterly pointless and has led us only to this. There is naught left to do but detonate our stockpiles of nuclear weaponry and pray that we can fit everyone within the blast radius.

        Thus quotes Zak, here are some questions which are for adults.

        Ha.

        Ha.

        Ha.

        Fuck it, ill read Von’s attempts later. Fuck this shit to hell.

        1. Irrelevant because no one can figure out Hitler’s game is racist.
        2. Irrelevant because no one can read the forgotten language.
        3. No because objective reality shows it is demonstrably not racist(because it is the magical utopian future and social science has advanced beyond its methodological limitations through a combination of sorcery and advanced nanotechnology). Also irrelevant because no one notices so no one can point out racist overtones if they existed.
        4. Based on the dubious argument something needs to noticeably affect behaviour(lets assume we can somehow extract causation as well, since we are making things up anyway) in order to be considered racist, it is not racist. Otherwise irrelevant because no one can detect it.
        5. No because an audience does not impact a work. If serial killers like peanut butter the peanut butter does not automatically contribute.
        6. Even if we assume racism is wholly subjective which doesn’t sound like a satisfying answer the answer is no. Is zak too lazy to mention his underlying assumptions or is he mining people for answers. I know what horse i would bet on.
        7. Depends on your opinion of whether or not the source of a message can or cannot make something racist. Probable no.
        8. Based on an interpretation that stereotyping other cultures is a racist act regardless of the results it would be racist.
        9. Keep asking questions that are answered in the question. Whatever you do don’t expect people to think for themselves.
        10. That means the 70% of Jews is the majority and the 30% is the minority and the minority is being marginalized! Trick question bitches! This is also based on the ridiculous idea that one game(or fuck it, art/mass media/literature) can somehow pose interesting questions to the community that cannot be posed any other way, ever. In three billion years when our bodies have merged with the dark matter that permeates the universe and we can contemplate the majesty of existence within a single planck second we could still only adress an issue within the jewish community with one roleplaying game.
        11. I think Zak is making a beautifully articulate point about the granular nature of questions of racism and the often subjective nature of such labels that is entirely undermined by the fact he will label people objectively mysoginist or crazy based on a single sentence.
        12. What you think is irrelevant. What Zak thinks is objective fact and therefore you should ask Zak what he thinks.
        13. Irrelevant because the effects of such a work would be divided by two such arbitrary categories.
        14. No. Alcohol also increases their propensity for action. Alcohol is not anti-semitic. I immediately thought of beer when i typed this but zak doesn’t trust people to think so he gave it away to prevent his drooling flock from deserting this pseudo-philosophical indoctrination session.
        15. Stupid is not an objective category, and intelligence is not the only factor(or even a factor at all) that would determine an increase in such behavior. The answer is irrelevant because the question is meaningless. Like so:

        Progressive author.