Okay, I’m Back on Gail Gygax’s Fucking Team
This article is a friggin’ hoot. Gail is a legit psycho and I feel for the poor Deputy Fifes up there in Wisco who have to endlessly shoo noisy cats out of her alley and pretend to file reports about sinister imaginary Smoking Men parked out front.
But I’m back on her team because she’s upfront about not wanting to be around fumbledick Tenkar and his creepy stalking. He’s up to his usual crybaby bullshit, pissing his diaper that the article’s one-sided after he refused to cooperate and took a shit on the reporter. This fat-assed dope is just pissed that he’s not allowed to monetize the links about him in her article.
And Gail’s got beef with Franky Panky! That Wookie-browed son of a bitch actually billed her for photocopies, maybe he’s not lying about being desperate for damn pennies.
I hope Gail has a few more spurious lawsuits left in her quiver and tosses one at Tenkar, one at Frank, and one at whoever keeps booby trapping her garden. I also hope she sticks to her guns with that godawful Gary statue, the one that looks like something a retarded kid would build out of Duplo blocks. It’s exactly what Gary would have wanted.
Your Dungeon Is Suck. 
Ugghh…that guy and his fucking blog where he just shills for free shit non-stop…dude, you’re living large on the taxpayer’s dime with your generous lifetime cop benefits and early retirement. Buy your own fucking games. Can’t stand that fat fuck.
Also, notoce the weasel phrasing “I don’t recall saying” over on fat boy’s shill-a-thon blog. Not a denial that he said so, ehhhhh? Must be worried there’s corroboration. I’d remember whether I said such stupid shit.
You’ve got to give her props for having brass balls. A pesky little thing like a $30 million lawsuit hanging over her head isn’t going to slow down Yoko from touting Gary’s leftovers. She’s still looking to play Let’s Make a Deal but only if you’re properly qualified. Don’t apply if you don’t have a vagene:
https://gygaxgames.com/gails-blog/f/looking-for-female-game-devs
Oh, Saint Gary! You’re just supposed to shtoop the secretary, not marry her.
I have 1000 times more respect for her than any of these osr ass clowns who change a few words, put a new title on the front, & pretned they wrote d&d. Fucking creative geniueses. Fuck em all and their shitty d&d knock off rip off imitation bull shit games. It’s not a magic user, it’s a sorcerer, see? Totally different game! Armor class 0 is bad now! Innovative! They should all be tithing at least 100% of the proceeds from” their ” games to the Gygax estate. And build their own fucking ugly wisconsin statue memorial instead of begging someone else to comply with their desires to have new place to masturbate over elves and dwarfs.
In hindsight, it looks like Lorraine Williams was the heroine we needed, after all.
While it’s true that Tenkar has an absurdly distorted view of his/his blog’s importance (www.tenkarstavern.com/2019/03/psa-your-bartender-has-never-been-paid.html -just read his comments in the replies, and those of the fags like “Jacob Ross” whomst tongue his butthole), shitting on reporters is never the wrong answer.
True but he’s still a selfimportant fat fuck living on the tax payers generous pension and benefits plan. Fuck him all day, all night, and invent a time machine so it goes on forever
Harumph: This is the thanks I get for *comforting* her in her time of need. I only did it as a favor to My friend Gary, who changed the world. And because she was the one who got away. Me, Cock-blocked by Kuntz all those years ago so Gary could make his play. Kuntz may have accidently done me a solid. Irony?
I wonder if Gail has read some of the tripe that this “reporter” has written about Gary. I’m guessing not. Ah, YDIS’s good friend Oakes Spalding took a few moments from his busy schedule of over-populating the world with his children to write several blog posts about her. You’ll have to get past the photos of his take from his day job as cup rattler at a busy intersection near his church.
Should I use My not inconsiderable scales as a consummate Lady’s Man to seduce this soi-disant reporter Cecilia D’Anastasio? Or just run her over with My new scooter. I’m getting a bull bar installed on it after GaryCon. I’m thinking a nice flat black finish, maybe with some LEDs. Kaskoid says I should go totally chrome. I think chrome would show the smears and stains moreso than flat black. Thoughts?
Secretary of the Year has got a surprising amount of bile to waste on a retired rat cop turned armchair kickstarter inspector. But a little sexism spin goes a long way these days (see Theranos). Let’s put Cecilia in touch with Whitman and Skarka too, so she can tell them about this magic vagina get-out-of-jail card.
To be fair the retired fat cop is so worthy of bile, it’s hard to resist spewing some in his direction. Can’t blame her
This one’s just sad. Gary’s stuff going to lay wrapped up in a situation nobody wins until he’s almost forgotten and half his fans are senile or dead. Erik’s a boor, Gail is out of her depth and probably needs more help than she is willing to take and anybody who tries to act on Gary’s work is pretty easily crushed by the complications or painted as a shill.
The only enjoyable bit was visions of “cool Gary” swanning around LA in mink hats living large on the strength of his creations (which he may have stole a bit).
I keep imagining Millhouse Through-the-Looking-Glass saying, “A Seventh Game! Its the Seventh Game of the Seventh Game people! Sourcery!”
Gary never wore mink hats. Beaver was his preferred hat material.
I never liked beaver I love boy hiney, starting with Kuntz’s boygina back in 75. Frank is still pissed at me because back in the Hollywood days I got us a date with the two Corey’s and gave him Feldman not Haim. Now that was so sweet tight ass that Corey Haim!
Oh man, I was hoping the focus would be on Zak trash for at least 6 months.
Post any updates on that fuckface here guys, so we don’t miss a single tasty morsel.
There’s plenty still going on with Fuckboy. Go read the comments sections on Demonshitty. He is using everything from ” Mandy is a liar” to “your attacking me cuz I’m a Jew.”
Some of the best egotistical, assholeness you’ll ever see displayed by another human.
Zak’s personality is actually pretty typical for a Jew.
Also, I want to remind everyone that plans for the All Male, All Gay Fourth Reich are still on track!
Join the Gay Incel Movement with me, PrinceofNothing and Frog Gode today!
#gaynazi #doinggay #mangina
~dissavowels
Just please, for Christ’s sake the both of you, DON’T POST ANY MORE OF YOUR GAY NAZI PORN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!
It’s bad enough having to see that skank Satine pop up in the thread and she does normal people porn!
The “gay nazi” thing is (or was) commonly heavily promoted by Jews on Gab too, but it’s not as easy to spoof usernames there.
Real Mjollnir = gay
Fake Mjollnir = also gay
know the difference
The call is coming from INSIDE the house!
#DoingGay #GayNazi #GayIncel
I disavow all of you and take exception to the description of Satine’s revolting obscenities as “normal people porn.”
I can’t picture anyone unironically being a Nazi and not also wearing a tank top and living in a trailer park. Do either of you guys watch anime?
~ still to close to his dark Turbonegro phase, politely declines.
Prince of Nothing – If you’ll recall the torchlight parade in C’ville at UVA had the coalition of the freaks, and their journalist allies, completely freaked the hell out BECAUSE the polo and khakis clad nazis looked so… normal. Just the suburban white guys next door. Your neighbor might be a neon-nazi.
The trailer park meme was shown to be the jewish lie that it always was.
Prince of Nothing – and we had a lot of hardcore gay Nazi anal sex down in Charlottesville that weekend too! Lots of khaki pants balled up on the floors of every motel room in a 20 mile radius! My bunghole is still sore!
YDIAJ – I’m glad I never entered a real email address to post here.
Always found it amusing how he would pretend to be Jewish as a shield when necessary. You know he’s got to be the one who put that “His father is a Jew” line in his Wikipedia page since literally no other article has stuff like that outside the “early years” section. It was his defense against people mad at him for associating himself with neo-Nazis. News flash: no practicing Jew would act or look like the clown. Maybe a Hollywood “Jew when it’s convenient ti claim to be a minority” Jew like so many actors and producers who wouldn’t know Channukah from charupa.
From what I know about it is in that community you are only considered a Jew if its from moms side. So Jews would not accept his claims of oy vayishness.
Zak’s a lying, manipulative narcissist. That’s pretty much the official definition of practicing Judaism
And Zak is definitely not allowed to join our Nazi Gay Incel movement for an all gay all male Fourth Reich!
Just like most of the OSR, Zak is solidly Gen-X of mindframe and idiosyncrasies. Our dear Millenials (who will inherit the Earth, bless their little Khmer Rouge hearts) certainly don’t see jewishness as a positive feature.
So which of you is Ilhan Omar IRL?
The simple fact that Zak put “His father is a Jew” into his Wikipedia is evidence that everyone understands that Jews are an enormously privileged class in America.
When a person representing supposedly the most oppressed groups in the world (female, immigrant, Moslem, Black) even mentioned AIPAC and thus Jewish lobbying, just look at how EVERYONE came down on her like a ton of bricks.
The poor Jewish billionaires who control the US government through proxies are the REAL oppressed and endangered minority.
YDIS confirmed as the real Jew spoofing my posts. The links I posted were to “Boners” by The Sassy Bottom Boys (look it up). The post had to “await moderation” because vid links, and the gay shit above is the results.
I’m a Double-Secret Probationary Jew but I look 100% goy, your worst nightmare. I have reported your IP address to the Global Zionist Domination Council, they will dispatch a Circumcision Enforcement Agent to your location shortly.
Okay I see what’s going on here. Nazi Mjollnir is Zak S, and Gay Nazi Mjollnir is one of Zak’s “friends” at his apartment using his computer because old shit for brains with a mohawk forgets to log out of his YDIS account.
Mystery solved. Zak S: Fake Jew, Fake Nazi.
Satine’s BDSM and fetish porn is “normal people porn” to you? TMI, Arneson, TMI. Then again, any info about you, who rests uneasily inside the soggy cardboard walls of your pauper’s coffin, is too much. If you only had a lick of smarts, you’d have been rich. But no, you were a moron. Nobody cares about you Arneson, except that lot at Murky Hills or whatever the place is. Oh, and Kuntz, who is squeezing a few tens of dollars with that *book* he wrote about you.
DemonSquatty Patreon has reached a plateau at 44/$137. Who are these 44 chumps anyway?
43 133 now, slow decline. What is the status of DS actually?
134, 177. A big new doner arrives! The start of the Zakaissance, or merely some financial legerdermain, or as we call it in dutch, “een cigaar uit eigen doos?”
Ah My fellow Prince. You know I have incontinence issues, among many,many other medical maladies, and yet you post that Duutch. I’m not sure Z wants to crap out a cigar from his ass. At least that is what Google translate says it says.
Well at least I got a good laugh. And had to change My Depends®. I took it as an opportunity to treat Myself like the royalty that I am and have a session with My new sitzbath. It has some sort of aroma-therapy attachment. Lavender this time. Happiness is truly a wet and warm and squeaky clean tushy. Calgon, take me away!
While it is good to finally have one’s claim acknowledged by a member of Gary’s Court, albeit it only a scatologically obsessed and obviously drunk avatar, I should have accounted for the existence of Bill Clinton when I posted that sentence. You may inflict any appropriate punitive rapes demanded by the American legal system on the official representative of the all-male, all-gay fourth reich Mjollnir.
42, 174, slowly, like the glaciers of a past Ice Age his edifice crumbles.
39, 168. A slow but steady decline in backers, but one mystery resubscribed. Curiouser.
38, 167. And still he falls. I am curious whether the Mandycaust coincided with the darkening of Google Plus by intent rather then coincidence so as to limit his ability to spread his fell rede to the rest of the OSR.
I love his desperate attempts to appeal to the few who might still give a shit whether he’s forever fucked and his childlike separation of everyyhing into good/bad true/ false as if he can’t fathom nuance. And best of all he thibks he’s a “good person” ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh and the reference to jews is just such a hilarious and desperste move ….yes it’s just like antisemitism to believe the worst about a dopy manchild who has displayed ex-Zack-tly the sort of behaviour and demeanour that you’d expect from a sociopath or other wise mentslly ill autistic fucker
Hoo boy, the guy in charge of that kickstarted probably dislocated an eyeball rolling it when seeing Zako going into his “question everything – but me” schtick with people who gave him money. Zakdick could have done a couple of sentences “I deny the allegations” basically, but he’s gotta do his autistic thang.
I remember Raggi making an entire post years ago “Zak Smith is scary smart” and praised his ability to argue. what a fucking joke.
That’s because Zak’s whole strategy for winning arguments is to say “I’m right, always. If you doubt that then you have to prove it beyond a reasonable doubt. But I’m still allowed to do all kinds of spurious shit.” Raggi is definitely not the smartest tool in the box. The fact that he worships all these edgelord psuedo-intellectuals like Peterson and whatever flavor-of-the-month-borderline-fascist-“free-thinker”-with-a-youtube-channel would mean yes, he thinks Zak is scary smart. Fuckin idiot.
The best thing is that Zak doesn’t know that by following his old methods he’s just proving everyone right. Defending yourself from accusations of sexual and psychological abuse isn’t winning an argument on the internet.
But FUCK YEAH GAIL GYGAX. Saw that huge as article this morning and nearly shit my pants.
Recovering Retard, if you are out there somewhere, we could use an illustration of Zak dressed as R Kelly.
Jordan Peterson is an actual intellectual, the real deal. Acknowledging Peterson’s greatest is what separates individualism from SJW bullshit, or my za’akier bullshit.
Right. If you do not submit to the Jordan Peterson is Great cult, then you are by definition an SJW.
You don’t even have a clue how fucking stupid that is, do you Vengie? Maybe reasoning mechanisms do not exist in zakier brains. So maybe it is not your fault you are bleating alt-right tropes as Tarnowski feeds them to you, hoss.
Do you actually do any gaming anymore, or just crank out digital turds and expel gas with Pundejo and that dude with the gay cowboy hat?
@Venger ask for specific examples of Peterson lying, bring up your gaming tally as rhetorical ammunition, then go on the offensive by demanding positive role-models above suspicion.
If you lose, claim you are jewish, accuse your opponent of lies and get into an abusive relationship with a bipolar woman for 10 years.
Good luck pilot.
I’m not sure what DeSanto is doing at G-con this weekend, but I’ll bet the conversation went something like this:
Somebody: Hey Luke, did you hear some Hollywood guy named Santa-something-or-other is suing The Widow Gygax ™ for 30 million simolions? Can you believe it?
Melfie: (coffee spit take) 30 MIL !?!? Make that man a Guest Of Honor, stat! With two tickets to the Grand Nerdlinger’s Ball!
What’s the status on plastic silverware at Gary Con this year? Did that guy ever get his fork form like what six years ago?
1. Why do nerds think they’re entitled to see Gary’s stuff? It belongs to Gail so too bad.
2. Why so nerds think it’s worth seeing? His only even barely worthwhile products we have seen: OD&D and AD&D. Every thing else he ever had a hand in that saw light of day sucked. Why would his unpublished work be any better? It’s unpublished for a reason. Had it been even halfway decent it would have been milked dry for $$$ while he lived.
3. Who the fuck gives a shit about the stupid-ass memorial? Only a total loser would drive or fly to Wisconsin for ANYTHING, let alone a hideous statue. You’re going to look at it for 5 minutes and then do what in Wisconsin? Eat some cheese and wish you were in a state that doesn’t suck the life out of you so hard that you have to pretend to be a dragon-slaying dwarf to escape your cruel numbing reality?
4. For all the nerds who gave her money: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, a fool and his money, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Gary’s IP has very little value anymore. Certainly not the value Gail thinks it has based on the 1980s heyday when the little gold (piece) digger broke up Gary’s family and stole the first Mrs. G’s husband, thinking her ship had finally come in. Only a handful of elderly gamers like Tenkar Turdmouth want to see it, and they will all be senile or dead soon. Kids today are throwing literally millions of dollars at Matt Coleville and Critical Hit, not Castle Zygag or whatever Franky Panky’s Depends undergarment load of a setting is called. Their ship hasn’t come in, it has long sailed into the distant horizon.
And if Gary Gygax were still around today, he’d already be #metoo-ed right out of the gaming business forever like Franky Panky and the Zak Attack.
Hey, I’m in Wisconsin! That’s reason enough to visit… or fucking stick around. Plus, we have the cold weather.
All that tells me is yoi need to sell more books so yoi can afford to get the fuck out of the midwest
By the way, i actually dig your spirit and enjoy your louche and sexy sleazy schtick
Looks like Zak’s Wikipedia is going to be OK. How does it work? Can Zak do what he wants with it? Because most well known abusers have entries saying so.
Who is this Varrick Robinson he claims to have dated? Looking up that name on Facebook just shows black dudes.
Told you he wasn’t straight. Or white. Or Jewish. Or talented. Or smart.
Hi there, nerds and losers. This is Gayle King, Oprah’s BFF. I just did that highly watched interview with serial abuser and pedophile R. Kelly.
To answer your question: No, I will NOT be doing a similar interview with Zak Smith now or ever. To be bluntly honest, NOBODY has ever heard of that motherfucker! We don’t just put any old loser on television! America don’t give a shit about some overaged LALALand loser with a mowhawk! As my best friend in the world (no lesbo) Oprah Winfrey would say, AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!
People have heard of R. Kelly. People know who Bill Cosby and Kevin Spacey are. Ain’t nobody ever heard of some loser named Zak Smith Sabbath or whatever the fuck. Bitch wrote and edits his own Wikipedia article for fuck’s sake!
Sincerey,
Gail King
Successful Pop Culture Personality, unlike Zak Smith
Greetings, Gayle.
First, congratulations on the success of the R. Kelly interview. It’s taken the pop culture by storm.
An Offer:
I wrote the best selling version of D&D of all time, the boxed sets & booklets. I am also known as the Prince of the OSR. A heady title I know, but it befits Me, someone who is a very, very important person in the RPG world. I am currently enmeshed in a few scandals, some sexual, too.
If you’re interested, I’d be happy to sit down with you for an interview, and even run one or more D&D games for you and the crew, staff etc., at no charge (off-set), set in My exciting and legendary Milieu Empyrea.
An Expansion:
If there is further interest I could bring along my friends and business partners Tim Kask and James Ward. They too have led colorful lives. The three of us together, the fans would love it, and social media would reflect it. Kaskoid and I could take care of any pesky stalkers a beautiful woman like you must have. We are working on a ‘bumper car’ maneuver whereby Kaskoid and I approach the target from different directions and ram into them simultaneously, *compressing* them between our bull bars.
I’m 68, semi-retired, not looking for work, and have a whole host of medical conditions– but fortunately Erectile Disfunction is not one of them, so if you and Oprah are “into it” The three of us could have a lot of fun, adult fun 😉 😉 off-set too.
Thanks for your time.
Another thing: Don’t worry about your cats. I never rub them the wrong way.
Finally: My mobility scooter vibrates. I’m finding that chicks really dig that. GaryCon has proved a bountiful ‘hunting ground’. So many ladies wanting to *console* Me over the loss of My GoH status. As a gentleman, I can hardly refuse them.
Mr. Panky, if you are here to deliver some bakery goods or something or clean the toilets, could you please use the servants entrance around back? Thank you.
Greetings again, Gayle.
If you like anal, no need to be coy about it. Just come out at say it. I have no problem with entering through the back door 😉 😉
Yo, Frank, this is Stedman, Oprahs long time spiritual partner and pussy-macker supreme.
We may not be married, but she be my woman and I don’t appreciate you talking about her like that (talk how you want about Gayle; she’s a monkey spunk eating cunt) you fat, white, Granpa Munster-looking mutherfucker.
So you famous for writing some gay-ass game for white, broke retards? Where you pretend to be some fucking loser Bilbo Baggins Legolas Sprite drinking faggot? Yeah, good for you. I fuck O’s fat stanky ass for a living, and that takes more balls (and strong gag suppression skills) than a dork bitch like you ever will have.
If I find out you are at one of these mutherfucking faggot Bilbo elf ears festivals, Ima show up and put my Bruno Magli dead in your shit stank ass crack, you fucking nerd bitch.
Greetings, Stedman.
By all means, do attend a convention, and bring Oprah, and that delicious Gayle too. I’m certain the 4 of us could work something mutually pleasurable out. I have a few *friends* at the Con that would love 😉 😉 to meet you. If you like fucking fat stanky ass, a Gaming Convention will be heaven for you. Those events abound with ‘fat stanky ass’. You won’t walk comfortably, or urinate pain-free, for days afterwards. But it’ll be a good kind of pain. I’m certain you, a man of the world, understands. I can even pass you some of My sloppy seconds to get you started. Pro-tip: don’t turn on the lights.
You’re a respectful white man, Granpa Munster, so maybe I can work with you. Honestly, I mostly only ever grew up around white folk, jewboys and such, so its doable (wait, you aren’t a jew like the real Gramps Munster, are you?).
I hit on the idea for a magazine for old white tabletop gamers. Capture the current aging nerd popularity like lightning in a Colt 45 bottle; (“it works every time”). We can call it “F” and it’ll be great.
Put you on the 1st issue cover, that pic with the fucked up white eyebrow hair going up your bitch face like Gandalf summoned it. It’ll be written for children and Frenchies and Chinks and retards to understand like your D&D thang. Articles on old fat fucks and how they navigate throngs of idiots at conventions, new models of fatass scooters, and you can host and edit reader sexy letter sections about how they scored with fugly white gamer bitches (is that Satine Phoenix bitch white, Mexican, Mongoloid, or what?) in they hotel rooms.
Think about it, but in the meantime prove I can trust you. Tell me about the people of color you hired at your old white bread bakeries.
I gots the big Oprah Bucks(tm) so lets talk mutherfucker!
Steds.
I live in the Great State of Wisconsin. I haven’t hired any PoCs because there are no people of color living in Wisconsin. Just a few Italians and Poles who live in Milwaukee. Maybe a few Irish near Menomonee. My bakeries, well, We don’t bake much white bread in them so you really oughty not call them white bread bakeries. It will confuse people. People buy their white bread at the grocery store. They come to Us for more exotic fare– and sometimes erotic fare. You should see how well Mrs. Panky can decorate a penis cake. Almost as well as she can *eat* one 😉 😉 We also specialize in pie crust cookies.
Oh, another pro-tip. Never take a ‘Con Crush’ back to your own hotel room. Get down to business elsewhere. A utility closet, or their room if you plan on taking your time.
Any magazine I involve Myself with must of course provide very favorable coverage of the biggest pan-industry project ever, My Empyrea. It’s even better than Greyhawk, and certainly less perverted than Forgotten Realms, the D&D equivalent of V.D. It’s creator has probably had just about every kind of V.D. there is. You live in California, so you’ve met people like that.
There’s also a great state with the same name as the shitty midwestern one???????
https://imgflip.com/i/2vq4o3
Point of Correction: Gary kept his scribblings in loose leaf binders which he stored not in she boxes but rather in baskets, old bushel baskets that he routinely ‘borrowed’ from a nearby orchard. Something about being a Jehovah’s Witness. His basement always smelled faintly of rotting peaches. Unless Mornard had been around. Then the place stank of onions for days afterwards. I always thought Gary was anolfactic. It’s the only way to explain how he could endure the presence of some of those early D&D players.
I will have Demon City. And read it through and play the game. And hope dtrpg will rescind about their disassociation with your works, Zak. I know you are known for douchebaggery to some, but this game and other people putting distance from you has nothing to do with this poor conceived scandal. Art for art sake, I’ll read it and evaluate it, just like I have been with your past games.
Seeing awful lot of evidence that Zak provides unto this time(including handful of witnesses) and no further follow-up evidence or words from Mandy. What damage is done can’t be recovered. It’s really easy to bring a person down but hard to prove one’s innocence. Regardless of truth of the matter, with what ulterior motive Mandy had, she achieved her goal.
Of course she didn’t–Demon City will come out and will be the finest horror RPG ever made, and other projects are still moving along.
There’s only so long such a paper-thin accusation can stand, even in RPGland.
Z
He literally said that in the kickstarter comments? “Demon City will come out and will be the finest horror RPG ever made” The fun never ends.
I’m not “known for douchbaggery”.
Bros, Demon City kickstarter is proceeding as planned. Demon City Patreon goes up to 44 backers and $177. Score one for the good guys, Bros. Zak is coming back. There is no way to rid the OSR of me. I’m like a securely affixed, large tapeworm in the OSR’s colon. Mingy, Mandy, may have pulled a few segments off of the body, and the OSR shat them out, but the head remained. I’m regrowing those segments now.
Soon, I will be larger than ever. All those people that abandoned me are going to regret it.
Ha ha ha ha hillarious that’s pretty much Alllll he’s known for
Heh, Dubcon…
http://www.tenkarstavern.com/2019/03/frank-con-in-july.html?m=1
Tenkar. Punked him. The biscuit-head. In the bakery world, that is a mortal insult.
Genius. Tenkar is gullible and borderline retarded. Like all NYPD.
Too fucking stupid to recognize the dates and location and too lazy to click a link and learn before making an ass of himself. Sounds about right for new yorks finest
Damn. Bloodymage would have been PERFECT for the job 😥
I know, right?
I have all the feelings right now 😥
~vibes
That’s a feather in my cap I don’t need.
I just had an evil thought… Gail should turn all of Gary’s old material over to Ken Whitman.
Hear the lamentations of the grognards!
I have not heard of Ken Whitman. Is he related to those Whitmans who produce the chocolate sampler boxes? I don’t think chocolate people know much about Gary or his legacy. Their chocolate is not very good either.
I’ve been in contact with a charming fellow named Gareth-Michael Skarka. He assures me that he can develop Gary’s material in a way that does justice to Gary’s legacy. He says kickstarter is the way to do it. I’m not sure about him. That hyphenated first name seems too “Hollywood” to me. I don’t trust Hollywood people.
Coming on Halloween 2019 – Zakcon
Where: The Stardust Motel on East Sunset Blvd. Make your reservations early. Hourly rates available. Please note: hotel has no ice machine. Ice and continental (mention the con for a large coffee and donut for a buck fifty) breakfast next door at 7-11. Meals available at Jose’s Tacos down the block. Mention the con for free churro with any 10 dollar purchase.
Volunteers wanted. All positions are for security – its a pretty rough area.
Schedule:
(Please note: as there is no conference rooms no gaming will be available)
Sat
10AM: Panel – circular logic and arguing.
12PM: Panel – online svengaliism and stalking 101
2PM to 230PM: Zak Sabbath porno scene marathon
4PM to 8PM: TBD
9PM: Charlotte Stokley con-wide bukkake (additional fee required).
Sun
Nothing. This is a one day con.
Count me in!
I’ve already prepped my “Raggi the Last” cosplay. It was a cinch; all I needed was a lumpy pillow, a mop head, and a checking overdraft notice paired with a letter disowning Zak. (I cleverly sprinkled droplets of water over the latter to simulate tear stains!)
EDIT: First three registrants receive $20 off a nipple piercing at High Voltage Tattoo [valid Tuesdays and Thursdays only, 9-10 AM.]
So if you’re reading this, there’s a good chance that you already know that I was a consultant on D&D 5e.
But you might not realize that I’ve consulted on multiple other RPG products. Clearly smaller ones than 5e, but within a variety of ranges. From important products by known designers to start-up OSR products by small press publishers, including first-timers.
Among these, I’ve Consulted on Raiders of R’lyeh, Corporia, and Adventures Dark & Deep.
Anyways, if you’re looking for help in working out the design or smoothing out the kinks in your RPG product, and would like to hire me, get in touch!
It is important that people know I consulted on D&D 5e. And that I have emails, very sensitive emails, from Mike Mearls. I want my credit back. Damn that Zak Smith. Unless he needs a consultant for Demon City. Call me Zak. We can work something out.
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Currently Smoking: My cat’s catnip mixed with some dried oregano. Designer pipe tobacco is expensive.
Funny thing is, your logic of black and white thinking will just put you on a same spot later in life again. I don’t know, your sense of veracity and stubbornness might be just enough to keep you going, even without allies from this community to stand up with you. Enough of this stupid rhetoric from me. Deliver this horrific tales of demon city as you promised. And at least come up with ways to put your product up on dtrpg again, please. That is a huge let down for digital readers, and PODs.
But still you have to keep list of enemies short, Zak. All this drama was like a snake charming. Your distress called out your rivals and “people not in good faith” out of a basket to gnaw at you.
You have no idea what my life will be like. But it’s irrelevant: I have to do the right thing regardless fo the consequences.
As for dtrpg: you want it, you must fight for it–write to stevew AT onebookshelf.com .
Let them gnaw. The more bad people that reveal themselves over this, the safer future fans and creators will be when they’re all forced to apologize or be deplatformed.
Anyone even dreaming of supporting this shit should raise their hand now so everyone knows who to avoid.
Coming this summer, Zak Attack 2: This Time it’s personal. Rated A for Autism.
Asian babe: “What ‘expendable’ mean, Zakbo?”
Zak (as Himself): “It’s like being king of the party, for a while. Then you get accused of rape or something by a bunch of liars. You get tossed out, and the party moves on. And nobody seems to care…
…but I’ve kept all the receipts.
Applecline…I’m coming for you…”
“Let them gnaw. The more bad people that reveal themselves over this, the safer future fans and creators will be when they’re all forced to apologize or be deplatformed.
Anyone even dreaming of supporting this shit should raise their hand now so everyone knows who to avoid.”
Zak going back and forth with that Korean (or whatever) weirdo reminds me of when Blooeymage held discourse with Russian spambots. It’s so awesome. Currently the idiots only “platform” is the Kickstarter discussion where only one or two sad shits are willing to acknowledge him.
The guy in charge of it must be just trying to get it all done with so he can wash his hands of it all. If he had any fucking balls he’d chime in “Zak, please, this is going ahead as originally planned. Please, lets leave well enough alone and not damage it any more. You have a fucking blog to blow your cheesy loads on.”
I get the feeling Jizzhead is ultimately going to settle for a small handful of sycophants, all speaking in hushed tones about his eventual triumphant return like Voldemort’s Death eaters.
Zpastic is sperging Out like always. Must have blown the last of his patreon money on crank and is living large typing out his usual arguments we’ve seen for years now to the only person that will even acknowledge Zpastic exists anymore in his underwear while the dirty dishes are STILL in the fucking sink where Man-Dee left them when she told Zpastic to fuck off. Then there’s the laundry, Zpastic hasn’t made a trip to the laundromat either. Zpastic just keeps recycling the shit smelling clothes he thinks are ‘punk’. Laundry piled up, dirty dishes, Chinese take out cartons overflowing from the trash because he can’t be bothered to take the trash out because he must prove he’s ‘right’ only there’s no forum that will have his lame ass anymore. Of course it’s been this pathetic for years now only this final proof of what a complete fuck he is really puts things in perspective.
Looks like shithead is convinced that he will be vindicated and welcomed back as the enfant-terrible golden prince of rpg design.
A possible angle no one has considered: Mandy is in on it. And so are the other girls. It’s all a plot to elevated him to messiah status…
His ‘career’ in gaming is over. Ragu the Last is probably over as well due to collateral damage for enabling Zpastic for years. Oh how the edgelards hath fawwen.
Much as I like myself a good conspiracy theory, I don’t think that works out. Even the implication sans proof has already had a direct financial impact, there’s possible extra damage to his main publisher (like, say, Kowolski pulling out), the kickstarter, any future projects anyone undertakes and there’s always the possibility Drivethru is just going to uphold the Zak ban, even if Mandy just remains silent and doesn’t start dumping his personal tweets in a counter-attack.
I guess if Mandy immediately comes out with a confession of how it was all bullshit and all of the other pronstars confess it was nonsense too (for whatever value of nonsense you can find, I thought fake-boob-birthday-elf confession was positively useless to begin with) I’d consider it but it would be damn dumb. The mere accusation cut his support to below half. Right now its hovering just below half, with a large amount from a single supporter. I’d keep track of his Patreon as a barometer for his support, keeping in mind it started at 400 dollars and about a hundred backers, so he lost about half of his total support. Demon City is going to perform shittily and might not be available for sale on drivethu (if I understand the ban?). If its a scheme, its a remarkably dull one. There have been some shenanigans going on with Lotfp and I’d take with a grain of salt everything those guys say and do about being under attack but a conspiracy on this scale needs to be worth the risk.
It’s going to be interesting to see if people threw him under the bus because they believed the charges, or simply because it was a convenient excuse.
It’s not true, relevant or meaningful to say
“this talk about Zak will go no where Zak has his view.. others got there own.”
The truth is 100% knowable and anyone who cares can find out easily:
The witnesses are available to talk to, and will answer emails and take phone calls from anyone including backers. They will all tell a completely consistent story, even corroborating details I know nothing about bc they all witnessed the same thing. There is also LOTS more corroborating written evidence for anyone who want that.
So there can only be 3 groups of people:
-People who investigated and know the accusations are bullshit
-People who don’t care and so have said nothing
-People who still believe the accusations are valid because they haven’t talked to the witnesses or investigated and so must be dismissed by everyone because they haven’t lifted a finger to back up what they’ve said.
That means there’s a LOT to do and find out for anyone who isn’t 100% open and vocal about the accusations being false.
If you want Demon City widely available or more things like it, all of this is still _very_ relevant and definitely “going somewhere”. Pretending this has boiled down to a “he said/she said” is simply not true.
Hand raised eagerly…if only because none of gour chicks are top shelf pussy. Sad, man
I love how he’s still trying to dictate how you can & must think; “there can only be 3 groups of people…”- he’s so masterful at setting up false binary positions that he’s create a false trinary!
Actually, Zak, there are a multitude of ways to think… He’s very conveniently left off the most obvious alternate position of people who have read enough and think he’s full of shit, a manipulative, self serving & consistently deceitful & duplicitous in his past & current dealings.
And he’s really asking people to ring witnesses?
Is Zac preparing to impersonate Mandy’s dad on the phone, Ferris Bueller style?
I understand that there are many questions, opinions, observations, testimonies, and emotions surrounding this entire ordeal, but this Kickstarter and its community page are about the product, Demon City and its fulfillment. I encourage anyone wishing to continue discussion of this topic to utilize a different vehicle (be it Facebook, Kickstarter Private Messages, Twitter, Discord, etc.). Please try to keep all discussion on this site related to Demon City and its development.
Good luck shutting the Zakattack down! He’s already gone full retard and has no intention of stopping until the meth runs out and he collapses in his skid marked undies in a withdrawal coma.
http://tao-dnd.blogspot.com/2019/03/the-peanut-gallery.html?m=1
Here we’ve got Alexis outright admitting he just writes political screeds and shitposts about other ArrPeeGee bloggers in order to drive traffic to his own blog, apparently for the lofty purpose of making up for the relative lack of attention paid to his erudite posts on proper gaming technique (which, for obvious reasons, no one gives a shit about).
He fails, however, to actually explain how attracting the leering gaze of such learned and handsome trolls as ourselves would contribute at all to his oft-proclaimed goal of D&D re-education. I can only surmise that seeing any hits at all on his blog makes poor Lexi feel better, given that his loyal following consists of a handful of sad, Stockholm-syndrome mopes that he must constantly cajole and guilt-trip into throwing him a few more coppers.
It seems this all started because Alexis took a swipe at noisms for having the audacity to utter such heresy as “do whatever works for your group” or some such platitude. Naturally, noisms bristled at such ungentlemanly treatment from the gun-totin’, fist-wavin’ Canadian and responded with his own piss-takes, including these observations in the comments:
“He is one of those people who it’s probably more appropriate to pity than get angry with. I used to read his blog way back in the day but quickly realised it’s not worth getting into a discussion with him – any such discussion is just an opportunity for him to puff up his ego”
“He uses his blog and its comments essentially to try to inflate his (presumably very low) standing in life, which isn’t entirely unusual.”
Naw, not our Sexy Lexi! Say it ain’t so!
Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.
Who the fucks alexis?
This is a prime illustration of “ignorance is bliss.”
But if you must know, this picture will tell you.
All you have to know about Alexis Smolensk aka Tao of D&D:
1. Pseudointellectual blowhard
2. IT COUNTS THE HEXES ON THE MAP!
3. Hir game sounds DULL. AS. FUCK. (you will be tracking shit like cereal production per hex or some dull nonsense before you ever get into a dungeon)
4. Thinks they are a “professor”. A D&D “professor”!
5. Sad Reality: sweaty fry cook who can’t keep a job
6. Author of Pete’s Garage, a pseudointellectual journey into transwomanhood or something.
7. DEM TITTIES! (has owned this illustration on hir Tao blog as being an accurate portrayal and official portrait)
Alexis, much like Zak, is one of those guys that, through his self-righteous screeds and condescending, contemptuous comments toward his fans and detractors alike, behaves in a manner that would be utterly unacceptable in any real world, polite society. Simply put, no one with any self-respect would tolerate the behavior he proudly displays for any length of time if they met in person.
Meanwhile, he repeatedly fantasizes about having the technology to punch someone through his computer screen, apparently not realizing that if such technology were to exist, he would be one of the very first to explode in a shower of gore after immediately being the recipient of a barrage of blows that would put a Fist of the North Star villain to shame.
Digging a little deeper, Alexis is your classic thumb-up-his-ass, self-proclaimed sage who possibly possesses a wealth of idle knowledge that is broad but shallow (at least if his claims are to be believed). While there is nothing wrong with varied interests and knowledge for its own sake, Alexis is the type that is bitter and resentful of the fact that the world does not see fit to provide him with renown and a comfortable living for his useless dabbling. Unfortunately, his personality and inability to apply himself to anything but elfgames and his vanity blog has left him forever denied the kind of academic sinecure he so desperately covets.
To cushion his bloated ego while he flips burgers, writes copy for Halloween costumes, and mooches off his kid, he holds court on his carefully policed blog where he takes the only thing he has studied with any depth, D&D, and tries to make RPGs out to be some kind of meticulous science that should not even be attempted without a firm grasp of
sociology, anthropology, geography, geopolitics, drama, business, and elaborate rules for nautical navigation and trading commodities (among other things, at least according to his latest vitriolic post).
His only fans are a few sadsacks who apparently think so little of themselves that they dutifully pop in just long enough to pat him on the back and admit what inferior DMs they are, thanking him for the privilege of being belittled.
There, that’s Alexis Tao in a nutshell.
Okay, but where do the pirate rape fantasies fit in?
As for the pirate rape fantasies……yeah, I got nothin’. Maybe expressing the side of him not content with just the “cuddling” he always mentions.
Probably don’t wanna dig that deep. “Gaze too long into the abyss…” and all that…
8. Pirate Beach Rape = THIS IS ME LOVING YOU!
That guy thinks peanuts are expensive??? Ha ha ha ha ha ha what a dumb fuck
Find the story on his Tao Shitty D&D blog of the time he fell down the stairs at work and his coworkers in the kitchen just stepped over him. Very telling and a hoot to boot!
Yes, Cory, but it is perfectly clear that he [Frank Mentzer] does not believe himself to be at any real fault. And the outpouring of support on the net from some quarters indicates that he could count on supporters wherever he goes. So the “be treated like a criminal” excuse doesn’t wash.
Tenkar has it right. He’d be treated like “a normal person.” That’s the cred he can’t bear. He doesn’t see that it’s his responsibility at this point to clean himself up, 68 or not, GO, be sociable and friendly, have no expectations, mend fences and let time solve everything.
Instead, he wants to fume like a lord in his castle, demanding his privileged rights as though the rest of us are no more than his subjects, whether we like him or not.
He did personally apologize to me for his behaviour, when I asked him. There is some level of contrition to the man.
Lies. I never apologized to him. I’ve never met him. He’s a Canadian peasant. I would never even associate with his ilk, let alone apologize. If I did meet him, I’d run him over.
Frank, you might want to invest in a few more scooter upgrades before you try flattening that big galoot. I know that might be tough on your fixed income though.
Monster Truck tires? Or tank treads? The former is more practical, but nothing expresses such utter contempt for someone as leaving their flattened carcass embedded in your tread tracks.
My income is fixed. However, Mrs. Panky has the income from 3 successful bakeries. My sweetback has sweet buns too. 😉 😉
Why are you jerks not watching my videos? Watch them dammit. I’m only half-baked in most of them. I need the views. Google is going to de-monetize my channel. Do you know how much fuel costs for my scooter’s new flamethrower attachment?
It’s worth every penny. I gave myself quite a thrill with it the other day. I was in the park near my house, where I go to run over those damned bushy tailed tree rats. They make noises just like that loathesome toad Arneson used to make. I looked at the trigger for the flamethrower and why not? I toasted the little bitch’s furry ass. Only I set just its tail on fire.
The thing leapt up into a tree, over some branches and onto a neighbors’ roof. Neighbors whom I hate too. Still ablaze, almost a complete fireball at this point, shrieking like that bitch-boy Blume, the squirrel squeezes itself through the air vent in the gable and into the attic.
Long story short. A 3 alarm fire. Neighbor’s house left without a roof. The only down side was I had yet to blaze up my afternoon fat one, so I was not in the correct frame of mind to derive maximum enjoyment from the show.
Watch my damn videos. They are like my love letters to the OSR.
*ring ring*
Charlotte: Hello, “Zak’s torpedo of truth hotline, Charlotte Stokely speaking.
Dani: Herro. This Dani Jang. I proud supporter of Demon City book and Zak.
Charlotte: Hi! Thanks for supporting the project
Dani: You Zak girlfriend?
Charlotte: Um, well, I’m his friend and supporter.
Dani: I see on youjizz webplace you are in many video with happily hung negro men.
Charlotte: *pause* look, uh, this line is for support and questions about the Mandy situation.
Dani: how Mandee? She liar and sick cripple. In my country we give cripple women to secret police for many honorable rape In lieu of overtime pay.
Charlotte: Yuck. But yes, Mandy is a liar.
Dani: I see you go high school in Utah. Did you give many American traditional car blowjob in high school? In my country blow jobs required of girls, or we drink many beer and set family house on fire. If family have dog we have Bar b Que.
Charlotte: Jesus!
Dani: I wish you come to my land so we play Demon City and me and friends give you welcome bukkake.
Charlotte: look, I don’t do bukkake stuff. Its usually one on one and sometimes girl girl.
Dani: in my country lesbionic wommen dishonor family. Secret police make them vanish to work camp where many orientation rapes take place. This make great Demon City scenario.
Charlotte: *dial tone*
On Critical Role:
Some people say “they started out as friends”, but once you get bigger than a certain size, and once you start doing shit for money, THAT CHANGES THINGS. They could have used their SIZEABLE platform to create and hold space for marginalized creators, and they didn’t.
The reality is that THIS is what gatekeeping really looks like. It’s not “I refuse to work with brown people”. It’s “I only want to work with my friends…. who just happen to all be white”.
Extending your whites-only friend bubble into your business decisions IS GATEKEEPING.
Fellow whites – I’m not invested in Critical Role in any way – I don’t follow them, and I don’t follow their stuff. But boy am I tired of people using “but they’re all friends” to justify this kind of white nonsense. Because “but all my friends are white” IS WHITE NONSENSE.
But when blacks do it, it’s okay, right?
Are tokens okay?
Just want to say Marvin is me and totally into an all white male gay dude only FOURTH REICH!
#doinggay #gaynazi #YDISnotOneOfUsShitlist
I wish you were me so I could save tine typing. I just havenever liked this Zackery Smith wanabe porn star fake artist shitty writer worse drawer piece of shir and his juvenile attempts at “debate” where he thinks he gets to lay ground rules of either/or and everything he says is true unless you are a fucking ocd queen ass tinklebell like him saving screenshots and emails like a loon to prove he said things every one knows he said but he pretends never happened, kind of like how he was never shannon appleklein or whatever the fuck her name is. I hate pretentious ass holes
Wundergeek is truly something else, but I am glad she at least subconsciously realized her psychotic rants were of interest only to the morbidly curious and she now restricts herself to cooking for her hard-working husband and begging for e-money to make terrible games for attention, or complain about obviously fake abuse for attention.
I don’t know about all women, but proselytizing feminists DEFINITELY should not be allowed to play games or near children for fear they might try to abort them out of jealous hatred of their innocence and love for life.
What is baffling about Wundergeek is that, as she herself chronicled multiple times, she was basically just a white heterosexual broad on the fast track to middle age, who happened to have a history of mental instability and an obsessive interest in both elfgames and third-wave feminism. It turned out to be a lethal cocktail, that dragged her into a spiral of imaginary abuse, imaginary queerness, evergrowing shame about her lack of melanin and in the end intense, constant psychic pain caused by those gaping cognitive dissonances. It all laid out in her Twitter feed for everyone to see, and yet she doesn’t grasp that the only thing she needs is to distance herself from the feeders, the queerifiers and other manipulative enablers in her life, and seek an actual therapist. I can’t help but feel for her kid.
Oh yeah that poor fucker is going to have a rough time. I have a few people in my vicinity with mentally ill/abusive parents and shit is damn hard on them (no seriously, bad parenting is like my rape culture, only it exists in the west and is a legitimate problem). Your parents lay the blueprints of your worldview. You can either come to embrace it, or become a refutation of it.
I don’t want to hear about how arm-chair “realistic” it is to default to miss-recorded Western medieval standards of race, gender, sexuality.
Yeah, man, medieval Europe was rife with black tranny homosexuals. There should definitely be at least 1 on every page of any medieval-Europe fantasy game. I bet Lion & Dragon has one on the cover.
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Zaktrash must really be desperate to claim the bitches he knows would actually be willing to field calls from The Unblown in his defense.
You gotta almost feel sorry for him. He’s flailing.
Not even almost. It just gets funnier and funnier to see him desperately flail about for someone to even listen to his side and begging them to call his select and no doubt thoroughly coached witnesses who only seem to write what he dictates or prompts. Can’t wait til hes sucking dicks in back alleys to make rent, then he’ll finally be as edgey as he’s always dreamed of being with his retard haircut, suburban brat tatoos, and look at me antics pleading for mommy and daddy’s attention. Ass clown, thy name is Zackery
If he came across as sincere in any way, I might feel some pity. But he is doing his standard issue tactics, of misrepresenting evidence, setting false dichotomies, calling people dishonest and insane, accusing anyone who disagrees of arguing in bad faith, etc. His typical ironic, lying self. He shows a pathological lack of not just remorse for anything ever, but any awareness that people just might have legitimate differences of opinion.
He’s an amoral piece of shit. Fuck him to hell.
And that too! Is it wrong hope the art community shits all over him too? He claims to be an artist, apparently. At least he edited wikipedia to say so.
I would pay good money for a zacky farms verses eric tinkerbell cage fight to the death. Fatass cop verses skinny cream puff. At first I’d think tinkerbell would win but then he’s probably out of breath just from standing and lible to have a heart attack any moment from his fatassitude, but then again zacky farms would probably snap his already limp wrist if he ever learned how to make a fist and actually landed a punch at all, which is unlikely. Best outcome is fatboy bends over little miss genderfluid and reams his puckered bunghole til it bleeds, both can claim victory then. Fatboy wins the actual fight and can claim “you’re only gay if you take it” and scrawny scarecrow can play up his victim status and pretend he’s “transgressive” and “bicurious” since he took a fat man’s load up his acne covered ass. Win-win!
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LIST OF PRO NAZI GAY INCELS
Mjollnir
Frog Gode
PrinceofNothing
Marvin
Kent
Now pull down our khaki pants and give us your tiki torch, if you know what I mean! 😉 😉 🙂
Jews always lie, however this list appears accurate
Listen, I know Satine would bang like nine black guys for 200 bucks but she would rather commit Seppuku then grace you with a motherly forehead kiss, but that’s no reason to call me a doing gay. I have fucked women you incel pigfuckers.
Not a fan of gay Nazi fudgepackers, but they’re people too. 😳
I am not a gay nazi, but my wife is. I guess I’d have to off meself for her to qualify as an incel, though. So let’s settle on “NGI sympathizer”.
“Collaborator” would be more historically accurate, Frenchy!
Veni Vidi Vichy
Real Nazis came to kill our jews and fuck our women. NGI invaders would probably try to do the opposite, and fail at both. Not much room for profiteering here. But we would definitely laugh a lot more this time around.
I found out at GaryCon that my good Arizona friend Zach Glazer has died. He had chronic liver problems, I know. I will miss him.
As I was walking over the Paul and Barry Mountains
I met Captain Kenthole and his arse was a cum fountain.
Sperm it was a-spurtin’ from several perforations.
His colon had been ravaged by cocks of a hundred nations.
Mush-a-ring dum a doo, dum a da
Whack off your daddy-o
Whack off your daddy-o
There’s semen in Kent’s butt.
He looked at me all pie-eyed, his mien was truly skanky.
He said, “I don’t think you read, boy, for I see that you’re a Yankee.”
He then gave his opinion, about old Don Quixote:
“I thought he would be cunty”, but that’s stupid, so don’t quote me.
Mush-a-ring dum a doo, dum a da
Whack off your daddy-o
Whack off your daddy-o
There’s semen in Kent’s butt.
Some men like the fisting, some men like the bowel-ing.
Some men like to pound Kent up the butt until he’s howling.
Me, I like the gaming, ‘specially in ol’ Bloo’s stinkdungeon,
And courting filthy, rich girls who are just like Nancy Spungeon.
Mush-a-ring dum a doo, dum a da
Whack off your daddy-o
Whack off your daddy-o
There’s semen in Kent’s butt.
Hurray it’s that time of the year again : James Joyce Pub Toilet Crawl everyone!
Getting the DT’s from my lack of Zak spazzing. Surely the autistic king of gaming whores is spewing his gibber jabber somewhere?
He’s too busy making the greatest horror rpg ever made. Clearly, his rebuttals have proven that the accusations were false and he’s fully vindicated.
It will be the greatest horror rpg ever made when Im finally done with it. Ive already been cashing checks for the last two years do develop it including the 60k check my good friend Mike Evans sent me back in September. Sweetest scam ever better than art. Easier because the peoplle are dumber.
Oh Waky Zaky, you know damn well most of that kickstarter money goes to the fulfillment of the physical item. And you’ve probably spent a lot of what you got by now.
I think you’re kind of speechless after blowing your response load to Mandy, and much of it was a sad, weak dribble like in your Mandy videos (she at least never had to fear facials from you; most healthy young porn dudes blast 3 or 4 good jets of face goo). You may still be in shock that your biggest choad, Mandy’s dad betraying his poor disabled daughter, was either ignored or just didn’t matter. That’s gotta hoyt.
But please, get back to thrashing in public. Its comedy gold to those of us who predicted your eventual fall. And we love savoring every moment. Mmm-mm! That’s a good cracker!
I have been spurred to remember–due to the recent explosion of those accusing Zak S. of his many abuses–one of the reasons that I am writing Lake Geneva Days, a definitive insider view of my relationships with Gary Gygax, the Gygax family, TSR, etc.
Copyright 2019 Rob Kuntz
Mentzer, In this book, I am going to humiliate you, you pompous, lecherous, superannuated sybarite. I will not mention ZakS. Who is he, another of these parasitic little pricks that claim some piece of the genius that was Dave Arneson?
All hail the genius that is Dave Arneson!
As of this time the whole project status is waiting for Benoist to complete the writing of the creations we generated together. Then he will pass them on to me and days later we will on video chat finish cleaning the material up. He has no desire to hear or see any comments on the KS page since it fires him up to defend the LATE status instead of working on it at all. He is a finicky artist and will not release parts of anything until it is completed.
He does not have access to the funds and they sit at about 78K now (lots of art and other original business expenses, as well as an expensive worthless accountant to start with). As soon as the project fulfills I will be closing down the LLC and Ben somehow wishes to keep a company somehow, I do not.
I playtested the Marmoreal Tomb on three of the four games I ran at Gary Con XI and I will be running some more games at NTRPG con in June. I don’t have the finished level 2 or the level 3 Caves of Chaos although some of the monsters and ideas I generated for them are lots of fun and Mark Allen has a fantastic bit of art on my favorite creature of Chaos.
I don’t respond to these statements for the same reason I don’t get into blogs and all that. If you want to talk to me about something send me a facebook message: Ernest Gary Gygax Jr
Alright, my TFT Kickstarter fulfillment box arrived today, but I had to go to work before I could open it up. I’m a happy little clam, needless to say.
My one beef with the revised ruleset is that they seriously nerfed, of all things, halflings. In the original ITL rules, they got an extra +3DX adjustment to missile weapons, missile spells, and thrown weapons, with a +1 damage adjustment. By the book, the missile weapons talent would stack with this, providing a whopping +6DX adjustment, making for a lethally effective archer.
In the current ruleset, they only get a free ‘thrown weapons’ skill, thus they are no longer the unlikely badasses of the game.
Still waiting on mine.
Curious to see what other rules changes Steve decided on.
Talents such as ‘missile weapons’ and ‘fencing’ are tiered, with a one-for-one IQ/DX swap maxing out at 3:3, rather than the classic 3IQ/3DX swap in the original game.
Anyone notice that the ihititwithmyaxe twitter account has been suspended? Apparently he was pushing followers to spam post his rebuttals at the accounts of people who supported Mandy’s statement. Glad to see the twittergods banished his shit.
Nice. Glad to see him flopping about still like a fish in a dry bucket.
Behind the scenes stuff too. Secret War! Hopefully those spammed were just annoyed. He does have great conviction in his rebuttal. I wonder if the James Gunn rehiring has inspired him. Raggi and DTRPG and such absolving him of guilt. Seeing as he doesn’t seem to want to use his blog for the fight, his venues are lessening.
Keep thrashing like that lobster in a pot, Zaky boy. Keep thrashing.
Zak recently popped up as a sockpuppet on the RPG Reddit trying to whip up the Redditors to read his “defense” but got a taste of his own attack medicine and a flurry of downvotes instead. He still doesn’t realize it’s over for him, at least in the RPG community. In fact, he never realized when he was titillating the unblown neckbeards with the scabby whores of pr0n, those losers were there for the women, never for him (except maybe Kent who has always fantasized about being Zak’s fluffer). Naturally they are going to side with the women.
And even if he is innocent (not that he is), nobody cares. The RPG community was just waiting for an excuse to dump his ridiculous ass for good.
Still, I hope he keeps pathetically trying in desperation. I’m getting a good laugh from his downfall.
Yup, sweet to see the king of deplatforming getting deplatformed.
Kunt does seem to dig the lady boys. He didn’t proclaim his love for Paul Jaques until the wimpy weenie was popped off.
The Speakingmanners sock? Isn’t that thread nearly 3 weeks old? Or is there some new “evidence”. Link? I do not understand the Reddit. I don’t think I’ve been banned from there. I bet that treacherous worm Melf has tried.
Maybe Zakler can get that Mueller guy to investigate L’affaire Mandy, now that Mueller no longer has a day job.
Demon Squatty down to 40 rubes and $168.
Technical question: the scrolling wheel on my mouse doesn’t appear to function properly. I can scroll up but not down. I suspect maybe some dirt got inside. No idea how to fix that. Anyone?
Try a fresh install of your operating system. I just wish I could get rid of this persistent Yahoo toolbar! And somebody please get my printer workin’.
My nose just won’t stop leaking. nor my skin, nor my bladder, nor my bowels. Eat, pee, crap, rinse, clean, repeat.
And I had a hard time typing this because my touchpad, which I had disabled, is working again, how I have no idea.
I need remote cleaning from a discerning eye.
You need to post links i wanna read this stuff it’s too much fun to watch the HMS Zackery capsize with all hands aboard
Blooey only posted about his computer woes and bowel problems (with an occasional DA ORCS FALL DOWN!) so I’ve always wondered just what did Blooey need to be cleaned remotely? Did he plan to spread his butt cheeks for his webcam or something?
http://thegreatblackbell.blogspot.com/
Like a bad case of herpes Christian Walker pops out of his hole once more. This time thanks to Joe the Unblown Lawyer (former Zak Smith cultist and current Tenker ass-felcher) proclaiming him “petty gawd of fanzines.” Dumbfuck celebrates his new power status by using a Sharpie to scribble out another ish of his free one page zine. This issues call to adventure is some blither blather about van living drunks our hero once encountered who he managed not to get robbed and butt raped by (or so he claims
Got to love his videos. Cheesy background music? Check. Guitar in background so we know how full his life is? Check. Tragically “too hip I gotta go” banter? You better believe that’s a check.
That brings back good memories. YDIS making fun of him leading to the whole “I am Christian”gay meme, the “I am Suck” rebuttal, the slapfight between him and the Brunomac “I got laid back in high school – really!” temple of Demogorgon dude, and…well, there must have been other good times.
He did try to troll here under a sock puppet once, til he got caught and squeed away.
Joe got the Petty part right.
I’m just happy Christian is finally transitioning into Christine! You can see the feminine hormones are starting to work! You GO girl!
I’m still having fun playing in his imaginary game!
Yikes, sounds like these nobodies haunt your sweaty dreams, Timotheus. Such pain. After how many years? Hate to break it to you sad cunts, but many of us did indeed “get laid” in high school. Haha. I know this hurts, but it was because we played D&D, not Fantasy Trip. But of course my parade of twat didn’t begin full sail until my art career took off like a rocket. And it lead to the pipe dreams of you nerd raging losers – fucking girls we play with. And they are quite hot. Ever seen Charlotte? haha.
Play some real games and buy into the final supply of Vornhiem and other greats, as they will be collectors items very soon. They will only rise in value meanwhile you can get 5th edition for about half price on Amazon. And of course Demon City is already making gaming history!
Oops, Charlotte is calling “come fuck me Zak”, gotta go, bros! I’ll post pics (not!).
Thank you to everyone who reached out to me and Ernie offering their help. I’m deeply thankful, and while it’s incumbent on me to finish the drafts based on the keys devised with Ernie and get them back to him for review and corrections, we will be sure to contact you for the last steps towards final layout, printing and fulfillment. We can’t do everything and don’t have all the skills, so I’m very glad for all our friends stepping up willing to help. You all know who you are.
I take the criticism as a wake up call to double and triple down my efforts, and to be swift about it. There’s only one way to solve the frustration some people are feeling towards Ernie and me and towards the project, and it is to get it done. So that’s where I’m at, been writing since yesterday and going back at it after this. Expect less presence from me here as I work my way to the finish and get the stuff to Ernie for a last pass.
Thank you all again for your support and well wishes. It helps a lot.
“Just release it before I die of old age please.”
— A backer
At least with Zpastic under his $200 patreon goal he doesn’t actually have to produce ANYTHING anymore. What a relief! Patreon money, little as it is, can be freely spent on crank so he can sit in his skid marked underwear and play Silent Hill Greatest Hits. It’s not that Zpastic is a retrogamer he just hasn’t been able to afford a new gaming system since his dad bought him a PS1.
Awesome pawn store Zpastic playing a PS1 and driving a punk as fuck 1993 Geo Storm! It’s good to be the king!
Keep sending that Kickstarter up in flames by posting your walls of meth fueled text, Zpastic! Like Charlie Sheen, you are winning!
I grew up a social leper. Being hated without justification was my entire childhood, from the walk to school, through all my classes, persecuted by both the students and the teachers. Catcalls, my books dumped in the halls, shoved into lockers, rabbit-punched, etcetera. I know exactly what it feels like to be an innocent person treated like that.
I was viewed as obnoxious. Few shed tears. But let me explain something about innocence. Innocence is its own shield. Never, ever, pity the innocent.
We’ve always known that you were a Rowsdower, Lexster. The sort of insufferable little prick that gave D&D a bad name.
I wrote the best-selling version of D&D for almost everyone, including children. I did not write it for whiny crybabies like you. Go play Chivalry and Sorcery. Or that Arduin Grimoire crap.
Curse you for making me look that up, and curse me for watching that film. I don’t think it’s fair to refer to Lexi as a Rowsdower, Rowsdower was actually able to accomplish something, despite his mullet being somewhat lackluster.
Ring Ring
Christian Walker: Hi, this is Christian
Dani: Herro, this Dani Jang.
Chris: who?
Dani: I am backer of Demon City and fan of Zak Smith.
Chris: how did you get my number?
Dani: I hear you petty god of fanzine.
Chris: Um, yeah. I do fanzines.
Dani: fanzine not popular in my country. But I had uncle who did amateur magazine about cooking dog.
Chris: what?
Dani: dog have many recipe. One call for dog being fed abandoned female baby first. Make dog sweet and tender!
Chris: Jesus, dude!?
Dani: anyway, please put me on list for famous fanzine with drunk van bums encounter. Perfect for Demon City scenario. They enjoy many rapes like secret police? How much it cost?
Chris: Uh, its free. Its just one page. One adventure you can play on a lunchbreak.
Dani: in my country no lunchbreak. Just assigned moments of praise for mighty leader. If we take break to eat and caught, manager report you to secret police. You and sons sent to reeducation camp. Wife and daughters taken to secret police building and given many rapes. That make great article for Tolling Black Balls fanzine?
Chris: *dial tone*
Dani Jang, I’m guessing you are from North “Korreara”. Please select which describes you best:
☐ Ching Chong
☐ Wing Wong
☐ Ting Tong
Just getting a head start for my new job with the 2020 US Census!
I am from Won Dum Phuk province.
Please deliver news of Zak when next he speaks. Am lost without possible news of next weird rape module.
That’s got to be better than Sum Yung Gai province – unless you are Kent!
Ha ha. My Patreon has more dupes than Zak’s Patreon. This despite the sad little attempt at a take-down by that Kotaku c@nt — thang which I would totally hit in a New York second. From behind, of course, NYPD style. That means I use the PD approved choke-hold on her while I do her. I’m certain she’s a gasper. Chicks dig it when I go all super-cop on them.
Drop by the Tavern sometime, YDISers, and click on a few of the affiliate links. It helps keep the lights on and the taps flowing, flowing with tasty beer or soda. I would serve you a frosty mug of the soda of your choice, but if I know you are from YDIS, I would jizz in it first. Any soda can be a cream soda when I’m the jerk behind the counter.
Hey Folks! Tune in tonight for more dependable blathering from Turdkar:
“I am being bombarded with screenshots of recent postings by Gail Gygax’s Facebook account, which appears to be a bit in the realm of revisionist history. I expect that will one of many topics tonight during the live Tavern Chat hangout at 9 pm Eastern.”
Does anyome actually go have a tavern chat with this fat blowhard living large on the new york taxpayers dime.while begging for money on his blog?
“I expect that will one of many topics”
LOL! Did Tenkar swallow a jizzy load from Rob COnley??????!
Post in the RPG forums and other places where the false allegations were made and point out they’ve been disproved. Contact the administrators of the various entities that’ve gotten involved and tell them they need to help out. Work to deplatform the people who supported the harassment.
Create accounts on those forums, and PM me with the user name and password. I’ll take it from there.
So…create accounts for Zacky to use as sock puppets to harass anyone whondoesnt side with him!
He still thinks he’s crawling out of that hole he dug himself. Using the same asshat tactics he used for a shovel in the 1st place
Love it love it love it
Funny, most of the comments are from anonymous persons or individuals with one view profiles… I imagine that Zakko is employing sockpuppetry on his own blog.
Christ, he’s such a toolburger.
So, let me get this straight. He’s going to mobilize his last sad cadre of sycophants to somehow overturn the most unified move this hobby has ever seen? He’s going to get Mike Mearls, Ken Hite, WotC/Hasbro, and everyone else to put their careers on the line by say “I’m sorry, I was wrong about Zakburger?” This is getting awesome.
Hi guys. Bye guys.
Bye David, see you at my place!
Yeah, not creepy at all that you’ve bothered to know my name… not at all.
Jared D’Ambrosio 6 days ago
There’s no way to “give back” your money, it already paid Shawn Cheng and the editors and the guest writers. And Zak unfortunately, but the court system is there if you want to sue him in small claims.
Z Collaborator 6 days ago
@Jared
Sue me for what?
“Judge the defendant delivered exactly what I paid for while I harassed him on the internet, clearly he owes me money”
Edward Chiasson 5 days ago
I’m glad he still posts here to remind everyone that even if every accusation was a lie, he’s still an abusive, narcissistic POS.
Z Collaborator 5 days ago
@Edward
Prove it–or publicly apologize for harassing me.
Deborah Dunlap
about 21 hours ago
I plan to keep my book, as I see much in it that will be of use (after re-reading the pdf draft last week). I might take flak for this, but I’ll say it anyway. I would also like to see Zak’s I Am the Weapon supers game see the light of day – at least that it looks that much work and effort has been put into it as well. Have it out to be judged on it’s merits. If anyone agrees, let folks know if you want to see it.
Z Collaborator
about 21 hours ago
If you or any other fan wants to see I Am The Weapon or any other projects come out, then fans need to start directly confronting the people responsible for the harassment campaign and the false accusations that started it.
Post in public places and post frequently. The more support there is, the more confidence the various people involved will have that people actually will buy books.
Talking to toxic nerds about how they’re lying is boring and tedious–but that is actually the solution.
Goolius Boozler
about 12 hours ago
So you’re weaponizing your followers again? You’re asking people who want your supers game to harass Mandy?
Z Collaborator
about 11 hours ago
@goolius
of course not. putting forth a false narrative (a smeat) as you are now-, or asking other to put forth a false narrative (as Mandy did) is harassment.
Asking people to put forth a true narrative is simply activism. That’s what I’m doing.
i say this for the benefit if third parties reading, not in order to educate you. You already proved in your previous comments that you were acting in bad faith because you refused to answer questions put to you
Hey guys, if you want Zpastic’s game listen to Zpastic’s suck poopets and harass everyone. Make fake accounts called ShannonA and give me password and I’ll harass people for YOU! That person that wants Sooper Poopers the arrrr pee gee was NOT one of my suck poopets! Bad faith! At this rate I’m going to lose track of my sucks and end up arguing with myself!
But sum product! Keep the meth coming in to chateau D’Sabbath bruh!
Harassing a bully is kinda like raping a porn star : you can do it, sure, but what is the point?
Are you trying to say I should let Mandy spread viscous lies about me? Have you called the people I told you to call so they can tell you what I want you to think? Mandy has become a notorious Nazi since going back to Canada and this is about oppression of Jews, that is me Zak, a Jew.
I expect an apology and a couple usernames and passwords.
Golly! Clearly you are the abuse victim here. But what can I do to help you, Zak?
( anyone else notice how Zak has deliberately been using women sock puppets?)
It’s like a mad, crushed Necromancer trying to mobilise his army of the undead… but he’s been long defeated & no longer even has any army of corpses… just sticks he’s tied together & waves around while acting like they are his evil lieutenants.
Army of fucking broom people he’s shaking as fast as he can to give semblance of an army. Jamal, Zpastic, Raggy the Last…. Who will be next?
Once these losers are gone and forgotten maybe some real creativity will bleed into the Sea of Dust.
Broom people is a slur against Witches and Wiccans. Apologize or you are insulting me in bad faith.
I will deplatform you, just as soon as I un-deplatform myself. I will permit you to give me the usernames and PWs for accounts at rpg.net and at reddit.
Does anyone have TPD’s contact info? He has an army of socks that can be mobilized in my great replatforming campaign.
Broom people is a slur against Witches and Wiccans. Apologize or you are insulting me in bad faith.
I will deplatform you, just as soon as I un-deplatform myself. I will permit you to give me the usernames and PWs for accounts at rpg.net and at reddit.
Does anyone have TPD’s contact info? He has an army of socks that can be mobilized in my great replatforming campaign.
Thrash baby, thrash!
It’s just too sweet. The long time internet harasser complaining he is being harassed. Even those former collaborators who peace-out to avoid further corruption are harassers. The one who called for many to be deplatformed has been duly deplatformed himself, but still calls for deplatforming.
That Deborah Dunlap is just another Zak puppet, right?
No way! Some woman leaps to Zpastic’s defense? Totally not a suck poopet of Zpastic or a broom person he’s shaking. Zpastic would NEVER impersonate a woman online to further his flailing agenda of re-platforming himself. There’s no bad faith here at all. Broom people ATTACK! All forums must be flooded with what Zak wants people to read.
Unfortunately with patreon at an all time low Zpastic cannot afford enough amphetamines to make the number of suck poopets necessary to pull this off.
By Orcus’ hairy nipples imagine the hideous fart smell in chateau d’Sabbath with Zpastic smelling his own foul gas unable to find any sycophants to share his odor with.
Goolius Boozler
about 22 hours ago
Listen to yourself. You’re asking people to be sock-puppet proxies for you. And you’re making it sound like a cause. One man’s harasser is another man’s activist?
ZCollaborator
about 21 hours ago
@Goolius The person telling the truth is an activist, and certainly not a “sock puppet”.
When you tell people to lie for you (as mandy did), thats harassment.
The distinction between “true” and “false” seems to be lost on you.
I say “seems” because, cone on, it isnt. Even kindergarteners know true and false things are morally different. You’re just harassing me and everyone reading by pretending that you don’t understand the difference
Mike (wrathofzombie) EvansCreator
about 21 hours ago
I understand that there are many questions, opinions, observations, testimonies, and emotions surrounding this entire ordeal, but this Kickstarter and its community page are about the product, Demon City and its fulfillment. I encourage anyone wishing to continue discussion of this topic to utilize a different vehicle (be it Facebook, Kickstarter Private Messages, Twitter, Discord, etc.). Please try to keep all discussion on this site related to Demon City and its development.
ZCollaborator
about 21 hours ago
All respect, Mike but harassment and misinformation gas to be addressed wherever it is—so if a comment cotains misinformation it needs to be fact-checked on the spot.
Jacob Hurst
about 20 hours ago
Zak. Goolius asked you questions. Did he put some assumptions into the questions? Yes probably. Could you have responded in a less aggressive manner and been more diplomatic on this Kickstarter thread and helped your publisher who’s already eating a mountain of shit over this? Yes. You could have.
I am not Goolius, but his questions appear to be asking for specific clarification of this statement:
“…fans need to start directly confronting the people responsible for the harassment campaign and the false accusations that started it.”
Instead of providing that clarification of how/what you want to be done, and quashing the unkind interpretation that could easily(?) be read into your statement, you appear to have dismissed it: “of course not.” and then focused on his use of the terms ‘weaponizing’ and ‘harass Mandy’. Again, those are unkind interpretations of your statements, but by responding unkindly yourself I don’t see how you’re fact-checking, or helping the situation. Because again, from this seat it looks like you ignored what Goolius was *actually* asking because he appears to have taken a swipe at you.
How much art remains to be finished for Demon City to be completed at the level it would have been completed if these allegations hadn’t come out in the first place?
ZCollaborator
about 20 hours ago
@Jacob
I’m not going to be “diplomatic” with harassers. Period. I am way past that–as should all good people be by this point.
It is not the job of a victim to be kind to the person attacking them.
If you have a question it’s easy to ask:
“what you want to be done”
Exactly that Mandy did–but in reverse.
Instead of the people tripping over themselves to lie about me all over the internet and confront people who were telling the truth, I want everyone to trip over themselves to tell the truth all over the internet and directly confront people lying about me, Like Goolius.
If you don’t see how I’m fact-checking then you aren’t reading. Goolius made a false statement. I typed the true one to correct them. That is what fact-checking is–you correct inaccurate statements.
“How much art remains to be finished for Demon City to be completed at the level it would have been completed if these allegations hadn’t come out in the first place?”
All the art is done, barring further requests for spot illustrations from Shawn Cheng and the allegations have nothing to do with the quality. Which is going to be–if I can say so–fucking awesome. This is going to be the best and best-looking horror game since at least Call of Cthulhu, if not of all time.
Zpastic is fucking falling apart. Mike Evans is going to end up removing Zpastic before it’s all over. Keeping in mind that will allow Zpastic to nip away with the Kickstarter money without making anything. Probably enough KS funds for Zpastic to crank it up and speed enough to unleash his army of suck poopets on various forums that keep besmirching his lily white angel wings. Zpastic is soooo fucked.
Zak: The consistent conflation of “people who got caught not telling the truth” with “ppl who don’t like you” is a bad faith tactic and you should publicly apiligize for doing that.
as for the consequences: they should publicly apologize or face far worse consequebces than what you outlined.
people who lie or don’t fact check should be pushed out of all intercourse with other people.
Anonymous: people who lie or don’t fact check should be pushed out of all intercourse with other people
Absolutely. That is exactly what is happening too.
To you.
Zakling: No, no, such a thing cannot happen to me. Have you even called the people I’ve named, the ones who will support my story? I spent a small fortune on burner phones and none of them are ringing. The local dealers are really pissed at me too, for buying up most of the supply. Call them, or you are acting in bad faith.
Zakling has an amazing lack of self-awareness for one so narcissistic. Why the obsession with public apologies?
Once that kickstarter finishes, the only platform he will have left is his sad little blog.
Mike Evans is showing an AMAZING lack of ability in controlling Zpastic’s sperging the fuck out all over the place and making both of them look spattered in more shit than John Goodman and William Forsythe in Raising Arizona.
Zakattack’s blog is going to look worse than Jamal’s by the end. Not even tumbleweeds will blow through that place.
Zack drinking game. Gotta swig every time he uses one of these phrases:
Bad faith
Public apology
Harassing me
Fact-checking
Good people
Bad people
oh well—the time for cordiality was weeks ago when this started, or weeks later when it was debunked. it is ling past time any reasonable person would be backing up this bs
none of the people attacking me have even CONTACTED the witnesses before continuing this harassment. theyre no better than nazis and should be treated as such
this is happening because rpg ppl weren’t confrontational enough with Bad actors the first time they reared their heads
do not make the same mistake twice. do not normalize them.
Contact my witnesses. Do you know how much good voice alteration software and hardware costs? You’ll be quite delighted at how my voice sounds as a woman’s voice. It delights me so much that I am considering a Transition. This is why all my socks are “women” now.
I’ve got half a dozen burner phones neatly lined up –and neatness is hard for me — all labelled with the names of my witnesses. Call. “They” will answer quickly. “They” really want to talk to a human being. “They” are weary of posting comments online in hopes of exonerating me.
Why is none of my plan working? I cannot understand. Nobody is doing what I tell them to do. I need ppl to obey me.
I stand with you Zak. But please, speak softly in my ear so I can love you long time.
No Dani, they are 100% to blame, for many reasons, most saliently:
Witnesses have given their contact info and are available to everyone and the accusers didn’t contact them before making a judgment.
They therefore can have no possible claim to be in any way good people.
They will be forgiven when they apologize and work to undo the damage they have done. Forgiving them before just creates the circumstances where this happens again and again to other people.
Again:
If you have energy to type, type at other people, not me. They have done wrong–if you would fix things, fix them.
Linda Maria said…
Is the superhero game still happening?
April 5, 2019 at 1:42 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
@Linda Maria
If you fight for it.
April 6, 2019 at 1:35 AM
Cutter said…
Looking forward to it, and Demon City.
April 6, 2019 at 9:26 AM
Linda Maria said…
@Zak Sabbath
In this case, how do you mean fight for it?
April 6, 2019 at 5:47 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
@Linda Maria
Post in the RPG forums and other places where the false allegations were made and point out they’ve been disproved. Contact the administrators of the various entities that’ve gotten involved and tell them they need to help out. Work to deplatform the people who supported the harassment.
April 6, 2019 at 5:54 PM
Anonymous said…
“Work to deplatform the people who supported the harassment.”
So, fucking everybody in the OSR, then? Because you were quite thoroughly rejected by a lot of people. Are you declaring war on the OSR? On Skerples? Geist? Scrap? Patrick? McDowall? Milton? Is that what this is? Because that’s what this sounds like.
April 8, 2019 at 8:43 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
@Anonymous
Of course, yes. I was very clear: Bad actors must face accountability. Not just inside the OSR but outside as well–anyone in the RPG sphere who supported the false accusations must be deplatformed.
I mean: when people say that crooked cops should go to jail are they “declaring war” on them? That’s some wild rhetoric–but the fact is: there should be consequences for doing bad things.
Come on–this is kindergarten stuff.
April 8, 2019 at 8:47 PM
Anonymous said…
“Come on–this is kindergarten stuff.”
Okay, sure, but my question is more, what exactly this looks like to you? All those people banned from Gen Con, and every sight? No safe harbor? No selling books on DTRPG? In a sense – getting what you got? Is that what you’re actively encouraging people to do here?
And why are you comparing crooked cops to people that don’t like you?
April 9, 2019 at 10:25 AM
Zak Sabbath said…
@anonymous
the consistent conflation of “people who got caught not telling the truth” with “ppl who don’t like you” is a bad faith tactic and you should publicly apiligize for doing that.
as for the consequences: they should publicly apologize or face far worse consequebces than what you outlined.
people who lie or don’t fact check should be pushed out of all intercourse with other people
April 9, 2019 at 10:29 AM
Anonymous said…
“people who lie or don’t fact check should be pushed out of all intercourse with other people”
Absolutely. That is exactly what is happening too.
To you.
April 9, 2019 at 10:38 AM
Zak Sabbath said…
@anonymous
then provide proof that i lied
also you still havent apologized for your conflation
you must do those things in your next post or be erased
April 9, 2019 at 10:41 AM
Zak Sabbath said…
@anonymous
you assume wrong
no good person sends traffic to harassment sites
April 9, 2019 at 11:07 AM
Anonymous said…
Your blog is filled with pictures and videos of your harassers. Are you going to take them down eventually?
April 9, 2019 at 11:12 AM
Zak Sabbath said…
@Anonymous
It’s clear from even this short comment that you don’t really know what you’re talking about and are just dogpiling.
This blog is not “full of” videos by any means, and the only photos of my harassers here would be some photos of Mandy from years ago and a few other gamers who jumped on her bandwagon–mostly on like one Gen Con post.
At any rate i won’t delete them until this is resolved, to prevent any suspicion of tampering with evidence on my blog
Zak deleted a good many other comments from the above string, including one linking to this very page. His reply to that comment referred to YDIS as a “harassment site”.
I am considering suggesting that he set up a page on his “The Statement” blog site where people can go to publicly apologize to him. That should be fun.
I think we are seeing a certain evolution of Zak into a gaming community gadfly who could actually be around for years. A sort of punk rock Kent, but with some followers. Just a few supporters could inspire him to hang on like that one little shit nugget that won’t fully flush.
Zak seems to be misspelling a hellava lot. Its got to be a sign of lack of sleep or drug abuse or something. That makes me smile.
O Captain my Captain, Zpastic is burning the candle at both ends, in the middle, the edges fueled by nostril loads of crank right now. He is shut the fuck DOWN and the only bastion he has is to burn his Kickstarter down because it’s the only place anyone will respond. Zpastic is so used to making a list and going ATTACK! that he doesn’t know what to do. People calling him on his shit finally and not giving that sad piece of shit the benefit of the doubt anymore. It’s glorious watching real time reaping of what was sown.
Even desperately equating his position to being in a concentration camp with REEL notsees around him pushing him into a metaphorical oven. So glad this fuck nugget is getting his comeuppance.
All respect, Mike but harassment and misinformation gas to be addressed wherever it is—so if a comment cotains misinformation it needs to be fact-checked on the spot
Captain, your comprehensive knowledge of all things Blooey is needed…
https://tenfootpole.org/ironspike/?p=5918
Biggs, you really summed it up best. Only his no-show by players Denny’s meetups and his earnest convos with spambots are main adventures missing.
The Boodymage saga is without doubt one of the greatest OSR tales never told. Not enough of it seems known to the gamers at large, who think we are punking Bloo but are really the truest fans and admirers of his existence. Unlike Zak and Frank whom we just want to vanish, many of us would give our highest hanging nut for him to have lived to have pursued his Pollycon dreams, reconciliation with Bloodyson, and again to find love. And to live it all before our eyes.
The world may have been dumber, but it was better and more inspiring with him in it. Or at least more hilarious. He brought us so many smiles. God bless you, Blooey.
I would give anything for Blooey, Christian, Alexis, and Clovis Cithog to form a League of Pathetic Gamermen and produce a variety of sad (by sad I mean funny) zines, modules, and master classes in fail.
I appreciate the comments but now will you please BUY SOMETHING so I can keep the lights on???!
What makes this a tragedy is the fact that you can’t even get Blooey’s catalog of product on pirate sites. They can’t even be bothered.
Sigh! 😦
Dani JangSuperbacker
about 13 hours ago
Circumstances of domestic violence, people in their good minds will act first, and reason later. Can’t blame those people who blamed you in knee jerking reaction. It is really hard to define a bad actors out of those who are truly motivated by their moral beliefs. But there are those who can be regarded as a bad actor.
1. Ones who bear grudge against you and willing takes this opportunity as an advantage
2. Ones that wants to see this drama on going, making false argument and framing aggravating what already is painful.
However, for those who unconsciously followed into the narrative that counts against your own account of the situation, they are not to blame. They do not know what goes behind everything. It would be tiresome yes, but, they’re to be reasoned with. You shouldn’t at least lose your humor where there is hope, there are many even now willing to listen to your own account and question you in frank manner even those few still carrying around various assumptions they had from previous versions of false claims.
And about confrontations. I for one, were one of those who “weren’t confrontational enough” to join the parade of condemning you along with all the other’s in the reddit and industry when whole thing broke out. I don’t see most of those people as bad actors but, more like, morally anguished, and triggered right on the moment you were caught in the frame. People do make error’s, making rash decisions. That does not mean they don’t have redeemable aspects. Forgive them, and reason out with them like you have done for past couple of weeks.
Stay strong.
I believe in you.
ZCollaborator
about 12 hours ago
No Dani, they are 100% to blame, for many reasons, most saliently:
Witnesses have given their contact info and are available to everyone and the accusers didn’t contact them before making a judgment.
They therefore can have no possible claim to be in any way good people.
They will be forgiven when they apologize and work to undo the damage they have done. Forgiving them before just creates the circumstances where this happens again and again to other people.
Again:
If you have energy to type, type at other people, not me. They have done wrong–if you would fix things, fix them.
If I can’t weaponize you, than you are worthless to me? I mean, that’s what I get from Zpastic’s sperging of the moment. If he can’t USE you and force you to do his bidding…
Totes not abuser! TOTES!
Attack!
Attack!
Why for is not my followers ATTACK?!!?
Mike Evans is probably close to just shooting himself because Zpastic will NOT shut the fuck up like he’s asked for a month now.
Fucking army of brooms.
Zak has only one supporter left, stupid fuck Ching Chong that he is, and proceeds to tell him he’s wrong.
Classic Zak narcissism!
Zako has a history of biting the dicks off his supporters who misstep.
He also has a history of not really accepting any kind of apology. He keeps attacking.
Has anybody seen the contact info of his “witnesses” who wait by the phone for our calls?
Fuck you, Kirk, for making me dig through Zak’s vomit. Here’s the “contact” info:
Michelle (AKA Connie) Missfiend AT gmail Dawt calm.
https://twitter.com/connieparts – Abandoned since 2017.
Mandy’s Dad mad_chemist58 AT hawtmayle dawt calm
He’ll also totally set up a call with you if you meet his secret “good-faith” standard.
Frankie (AKA Frances) https://twitter.com/speakingmanners
Charlotte Stokely – https://twitter.com/char_stokely
Kimberly Kane – https://twitter.com/kimberlykane
“Quinna Darling” (AKA “Nissie Misyats”) https://twitter.com/NisseMisyats/
Bonus questions!
Why didn’t Michael, Frankie, Charlotte, or Kimberly post confirmation on their Twitters?
How much should you trust a man who threw his daughter into the chipper shredder to protect Zak?
Did Charlotte crib off Kimberly’s test, or the other way around? Can I fail both of them?
Why does Zak know so many people with retarded names?
As the keeper of the Bloo-Bot, I have saved pages and pages of Blooey’s text pulled from his stomping grounds around the Internet, much of which has long been purged.
Let the Bloo-Bot know you love him and he will reply!
I love you, Bloo-bot!!!
Bloo-Bot, you should post it on a Bloo Blog. PS, I love you, Bloo-Bot.
My favorite forum haunts are here, Dragonsfoot and KenzerCo. I’ve posted fairly extensively of my ambitions and problems in both places, but I’ve been pretty silent here. I really have trouble thinking these days because the VA pumped me full of narcotics. I’m off them, but I’m told it will take over a year to recover. There’s also some religious nut playing his damned music 24 hours a day and that really gets on my nerves. It’s been six years since I’ve worked and writing and gaming is all I know and even that is tough. I’m choking down rules that just won’t stick any more. Well, any way, I didn’t come here to cry. I need brains. I need creativity. I could use a donation here or there or possibly, investment (this is not a plea for money, just saying I wouldn’t turn it down!). I have a web assistant helping me with the sites and she’s much more capable than I, but it’s her business and I’m not her only client. I need people with web savvy.
>damned music
Those are just the harps, man. You know I bought you that table cloth but then you sent the donations back.
+1 checkered table cloth
Another update from the Watchtower of Minas-Sabbath. He is now at only 37 patrons and 164 dollars per month for his long overdue overpriced and irrevocably tarnished Demon City project. Thus far, the net result of his counter operations appears to have been a very slow decline as time goes on, with no resubscribers.
Has anyone seen any sign of the Evil One rising once more?
It’s been 60 days since this unpleasantness started so time for a State of the Raggi message to the faithful. We’ve moved around 60 of Zak’s books for E1800. Friends of the company, that is a Good Thing although we could still use a lot more thrill seekers and speculators to help me unload the E43000 in unsold Zak product left in the warehouse. At this rate it will take 4 years to get out from under these damned cartons. This is important because during this same time frame we sold 8 of the core book, 2 Isle of the Unknown and 5 Brood Mother I think alongside some other flotsam. Let’s face it: I wasn’t a company. I was Zak. omeCay ackbay obray eway eednay ouyay…innishfay awyerslay on’tday owknay igpay atinlay (eway opehay)
UH OH! LOOKS LIKE FAGGI WON’T BE ABLE TO AFFORD BOOTH SECURITY AT GENCON THIS YEAR! OR THE FLIGHT AND ROOM!
He can sell Raggi Eggs to pay for a bone-cracker.
James Edward Raggi IV
April 11 at 7:02 PM ·
I hate that having things to lose has made me a coward.
Zak Smith
Yeah a lotta that going around
“Sorry, gotta go!” – Ken Hite
“Me too!” – Mearls
“I wish I could go too!” – Mike Evans
“Zak, I miss sucking your weird dick while you eat out my underwiped ass, but business is business and everybody but Dani Jang thinks you’re a piece of AIDS ridden monkey shit.” James Raggi
“lot of that going around.” – Zak Smith
You are not telling the truth.
Gaslighting is when you try to convince someone who is not insane that they are and that their beliefs are false.
I am not doing that. If you believe I am:
Do you have proof?
Would you sign a document under penalty of perjury that I am attempting to gaslight someone?
If not: just apologize.
So: You wish to inflict consequences on me because of a transgression you can’t prove.
You want authority without responsibility.
You are just harassing me–as is anyone else who “doesn’t want me” on my own project on false pretenses, no matter how many of them there. And I will not bow to harassment.
I need some silly girl to post a “leave Zak Alone” video. Maybe Franky? Kimberly? I’m closer to Kimberly’s size. Hmmm. That might chase away my harassers.
Would you sign a document under penalty of perjury that I am attempting to gaslight someone?
This is hilarious. He honestly thinks he’s worth this sort of effort? Poor dumbfuck doesn’t want to acknowledge that it’s over.
Moron doesn’t even know what an affidavit is.
Probably. There’s been a slow adaptation to the MeToo hysteria (I mean, whatever your takeaway of this particular instance is, you clearly can’t trust pornstar testimony) with an interesting counter-lawsuit in the making by some anime voice-actor I think, but the optics of suing his disabled mentally-ill and presumably penniless ex-wife for all she is worth are just going to reveal him undeniably for what he is; a manipulative, deceitful narcissist who will shirk at nothing to destroy those that he perceives as threatening.
They should put more pressure on the people still working on that kickstarter.
Zak comes off like a guy who got dumped by his teenage sweetheart. He can’t accept it. He thinks he’s still strong but he’s powerless. Her friends don’t want him but he still thinks they are his friend. He’s still on her social media, so he is reduced to making bitter comments alluding to how unfair it is.
“Yeah a lotta that going around”
God, it’s actually sad.
And I feel bad for Raggi. No, really. He had to turn his back. Its not cowardice, its smart business. Toxic employees are the drizzling shits to business. But this dingleberry still hangs on vexing the poor fat fuck.
Zakky must hate that Raggi hasn’t unfriended Mandy Morbid. Is this a sign that Raggs holds her blameless?
Zak won’t say anything. Fatt Raggs is his best bet for getting published again. I can honestly see him backtracking in a year or two.
All the other publishers appear to have just turned and not look back. Even a Zakko miracle won’t bring them back around. Only poor Mike Evans has to still deal with the shit. He’s gotta be “can’t wait till this asshole is out of my life.”
Way to go, Zak. Keep winning them over. You and Stank Frank Mentzer should write a book together on digging deeper holes for yourselves.
So is it bad that every time I see Eric Tinker post on behalf of a D&D loser to beg for money for a doctor, car repairs, or funeral expesnes I laugh my head off? Why is every one in rpgs unable to save any money or buy insurance? Are they all unemployed while begging for online worship for rewritinf D&D? I must be evil but I find it hilarious when he posts a picture of some fat dead D&D hack and begs for donations to buy a plus size casket because said fat fuck was an unemployed loser with no savings and no insurance.
And is ir bad I keep hoping Zackk shows up in one of those posts?
That’s pretty cold and heartless, dude. But nowhere near as bad as when Tenkar used to put up affiliate links to charity bundles at RPGNow.
I’m cold and heartless but at least i don’t abuse and “gaslight ” ugly porn girls and trot out “bad faith” and OCD collect emails and screenshots and whatever the fuck Zacktard saves on thumb drives he bought with money he got from suckin dick in alleys in a seedy shitty part of LA. If your gonna fuck porn chicks with your needle dick at least get hot ones not beatup looking hags with mental patient tatoos and haircuts and no tits
DMing was like crack for a special kind of depressed loner in the 80s, giving them a high they kept on chasing forever : the fleeting sensation of absolute, godlike and peer-sanctioned power over a world of their own creation. So the sad fat uninsured losers in Tenkar’s posts are, in a way, our bad conscience : they are all all the high-school semi-friends, pathetic little brothers and weird cousins we should have slapped and forced to turn to something constructive before it was to late.
+1 heh heh
It makes my day everytime I read about an RPG “celebrity ” who cant pay his fuckin rent or car repairs. Pretending you wrote DnD doesnt pay so hot I guess
James Edward Raggi IV
2 hrs ·
heyyy Helsinki… I need some help! Short notice!
I’m receiving a shipment of 54 boxes of books tomorrow.
AAAANNNDDDDD I have 22 boxes of books that need to go downstairs because the truck is taking those away (to go to the USA!).
Complications:
I live on the 3rd floor of an apartment with no elevator.
The delivery looks to be happening in the AM, so I need to get the boxes downstairs at/before 9am (so the truck isn’t waiting around foorreevveerr once it arrives).
The shit part: I wrenched my knee yesterday exercising… I can still do stuff but maybe going up and down 3 flights of stairs 76 times isn’t the best idea; this is why I need some help.
Anyone that can show up around, say, 8.30 tomorrow… you get 25€ cash plus I’ll take everyone out to eat when the job is done. Send me a private message on this Facebook thing and I’ll give you the specific info. (I’m in Malmi.)
And also tomorrow I need to pack everything up (including some of the new books) because I’m off to the airport at 5.30am Friday for a convention!
TOTAL FUN TIME WEEKEND EVENT!
Tl;dr
I’m fat, can’t do stairs. Move my shit. Take you out to eat. Anything off the .99 euro menu.
I believed it until Raggy said exercise.
He was being honest about the exercise. Lifting a half liter bottle of Mountain Dew® or a handful of Cheetos® from the table to his pie hole counts as a curl. How do you think Ragster got those impressive guns of his. Walking from the sofa to the refrigerator… It counts as Cardio. Squatting onto the crapper… Leg day.
I squat on the crapper quite a bit, most of the time without much to show for it, except for a set of well-toned legs befitting a sprinter. Too my heart and lungs are such a wreck. So much so that I need the scooter for moving moire than a few dozen feet.
I would be happy to help but first I need a little help myself from our generous OSR/RPG community. I’ll need to crowdfund about 5 bills for round-trip airfare to Helsinki plus a $20 per diem. I can couch-surf at Raggi’s and economize that way. Please help out a marginalized creator! If we all pull together there’s no limit to what we can accomplish!
Also, I’ll need some money for the con that weekend too.
Should I go with Patreon, Ebeggars, GoFundMyBrokeAss, Cyberbeg or Freebeg.com? Or maybe just start a Kickstarter and abscond with the loot? I’m new to all this but these bums are cleaning up and it’s not like my pride and dignity are paying the rent anyway.
If you have photo ID I recommend sending money orders to Post Office General Delivery. Follow up with a good sit-down breakfast.
Bros I got banned from Wikipedia.org days ago ago for ‘sockpuppeting’ … I mean my good friend FixerFixerFixer did I am above that kind of thing. Can someone go in there and take the harassment out of my page, then lock the page against new edits? Dani this sounds like the kind of mission you would enjoy if you want to win your way back into my graces
So the self-important little douchebag which wrote his own Wikipedia bio can’t edit it anymore? Somebody put back in “known for: abuse”!
That revisions page in his Wikipedia entry is a master class in Zak’s psychotic sockpuppeting. Article now locked for editing so it’s official: known for abuse!
Is this for real? Link already.
Wikipedia has not yet banned Me. One of the few places that has not. Do they know that I have no clue about computational devices and thus lack even the rudimentary skills to edit a wiki? I think maybe I should be insulted that they have not banned Me.
Why has no one gone about getting him banned from Patreon?
Zak called out by Wikipedia for sockpuppeting:
“April 2019
Hello, I noticed that you may have recently made edits while logged out. Wikipedia’s policy on multiple accounts usually does not allow the use of both an account and an IP address by the same person in the same setting and doing so may result in your account being blocked from editing. Additionally, making edits while logged out reveals your IP address, which may allow others to determine your location and identity. If this was not your intention, please remember to log in when editing. Thank you. Sir Sputnik (talk) 20:35, 8 April 2019 (UTC)”
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Zak_Smith&action=history
Wikipedia editors franticly undoing Zak’s sockpuppets (FixerFixerFixer, LawwGall) and blocking him from further editing:
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Zak_Smith&action=history
Actually here’s Zak being called out on sockpuppeting:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:FixerFixerFixer
This is juicy:
“An editor has opened an investigation into sockpuppetry by you. Sockpuppetry is the use of more than one Wikipedia account in a manner that contravenes community policy. The investigation is being held at Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/FixerFixerFixer, where the editor who opened the investigation has presented their evidence. Please make sure you make yourself familiar with the guide to responding to investigations, and then feel free to offer your own evidence or to submit comments that you wish to be considered by the Wikipedia administrator who decides the result of the investigation. If you have been using multiple accounts (in a manner contrary to Wikipedia policy), please go to the investigation page and verify that now. Leniency is usually shown to those who promise not to do so again, or who did so unwittingly, but the abuse of multiple accounts is taken very seriously by the Wikipedia community. PeterTheFourth (talk) 01:33, 14 April 2019 (UTC)”
I had no idea that sort of info was available. Looks like Zakling is getting sloppy. But far more entertaining. I
I wonder when Shannon Appelcline will try to ‘fix’ Zak’s Wiki page. Or SpeakingManners, or… Geez, he could give lessons to Perilous Dreamer.
Now I’m wondering if I can gussy up My wiki page. And gussy down the pages of those that betrayed Me.
On my end of things, The Fantasy Trip was never my thing, but I have a ton of GURPS 3e stuff and started buying into GURPS 4e when the Dungeon Fantasy set came out.* Not entirely because I’d get much use out of the 4e core books, because GURPS was always a game I wanted to love but rarely felt up to running anymore, but because I had fond memories of GURPS stuff. And GURPS Atomic Horror and GURPS Horror have been two of my favorite RPG books of all time and I’ve recommended them over and over again on these forums.
My thanks to Steve Jackson Games for deciding to ruin all that for the sake of a licensing deal with Bill Webb’s company. Was it really worth alienating loyal customers and endangering women? What exactly is so fucking great about Bill Webb that resulted in this deal?*
It’s impossible to take back that dangerous bullshit that Steve Jackson said, and the doubling down has really left a bad impression on me. But I hope SJG turns this decision around or gives some really good explanation for why they can’t. I’m not going to get rid of my GURPS books or anything, but I sure as hell won’t feel enthused about most of them anymore. This is some real disappointing bullshit, y’all, seriously.
*I didn’t get Dungeon Fantasy. I wanted it, but I wanted the core books more and couldn’t afford both. I was planning on buying Dungeon Fantasy stuff once I got a more reliable income.
**Due to not knowing about his behavior until the PaizoCon thing came out, I have probably actually tried to use more Bill Webb stuff in actual game sessions than most of the people defending his stuff online. Rappan Athuk’s green gargoyles had a kinda cool aesthetic, and uh, that’s about the only thing I can really say in favor of any of Bill Webb’s stuff. I mean, he’s also associated with the Tome of Horrors, but it seems like Scott Greene and some other folks did way more, at least when it comes to the original product.
I sometimes consider cloning a system. How hard can it be?
(I know exactly how hard it can be. I wrote Warrior & Wizard, a retroclone of TFT. Incidentally, Warrior & Wizard is, and has been more or less since the beginning, free-licensed, both OGL and Creative Commons.)
Looks like Bill Webb should have spent one IQ point on ‘Sex Appeal’ and Steve Jackson should have spent 2 IQ points on ‘Business Sense’.
Bill Webb is a pathetic cross to choose to die on and throw away your whole company. At this point, Steve Jackson is going to have to fire Phil Reed as CEO as a first step to have any credibility if they try to fix this.
RIP GURPS. 😦
Frog God games seems to be doing well enough, despite Billy’s Animal House antics. I doubt that SJ Games will suffer at all for this. All the people complaining, they don’t buy stuff, because they cannot maintain steady employment, have no money, etc. That Zeea’s financial situation is typical. This is why they spend all of their time on ‘those’ internet outlets — the forums, the twitter, etc. .It’s all they have.
I suspect most people who bought into TFT did so for nostalgia, and they, just as Steve Jackson, do not give a tiny rat’s ass what the ‘woke’ crowd may feel, unlike Luke Gygax — who is dead to Me and Kaskoid now.
So a dude got drunk and hit on a woman and therefore he is a violent rapist and anyone who ever met him shouls be lynched, got it
Of course none of the peeps worked up over this buy or play rpgs anyway so….
Hey Bros! I’m currently seeking a way to edit word press entries, reddit entries, kickstarter comment page entries, and a whole host of other sorts of web pages where bad actors have posted things in bad faith. I intend to fix them. Any help is welcomed. It is also mandatory.
Refusing to help me makes you a Nazi harasser. I will deplatform you and force you to publicly apologize if you don’t help.
Your recent editing history at Zak Smith shows that you are currently engaged in an edit war; that means that you are repeatedly changing content back to how you think it should be, when you have seen that other editors disagree. To resolve the content dispute, please do not revert or change the edits of others when you are reverted. Instead of reverting, please use the talk page to work toward making a version that represents consensus among editors. The best practice at this stage is to discuss, not edit-war. See BRD for how this is done. If discussions reach an impasse, you can then post a request for help at a relevant noticeboard or seek dispute resolution. In some cases, you may wish to request temporary page protection.
Being involved in an edit war can result in you being blocked from editing—especially if you violate the three-revert rule, which states that an editor must not perform more than three reverts on a single page within a 24-hour period. Undoing another editor’s work—whether in whole or in part, whether involving the same or different material each time—counts as a revert. Also keep in mind that while violating the three-revert rule often leads to a block, you can still be blocked for edit warring—even if you don’t violate the three-revert rule—should your behavior indicate that you intend to continue reverting repeatedly. — Dane
Hey Dane. I have information about misconduct among the moderators and editors at Wikipedia. Contact me at Fixerx3@hawtmayledotcom so that I can tell you more. If you want to expedite things, include you Wikipedia account password, and other details that one may need to log in so tthat I may verify your identity. There are a lot of people acting in bad faith and harassing me, I mean my friend Zak, and I want to make sure that they do not win.
Haha this Wikipedia shit is classic…
Hey, I personally disagreed with your edit trying to help Zak hide any criticism but as someone who previously defended Zak and has been in some bad situations I wanted to let you know some things that were helpful for me: remember that good friends don’t *require* you to do cruel/impossible things for them. Also, if someone is always causing a disaster in your life, it’s good to remember that you don’t necessarily *need* to keep them around, whatever they say. Otherwise, I highly recommend the book “Why Does He Do That” by Lundy Bancroft, especially his profile of the “Mr Right” type of abuser. If none of this seems to apply to you that’s fine, I just always give the advice I wish I’d heard. And if you ever change your mind later, remember that most people aren’t petty and vindictive and likely won’t hold anything against you for actions you realize you made under duress Acidbleu (talk) 06:09, 13 April 2019 (UTC)
So what’s on the Wik is now written in stone? Nice. Zak loved his page, and lots of people meeting him or hearing about him for the first time will go there and see him all banned from an elf game con and shit. Heh. It’s the online equivalent of warning notices about a neighborhood child molester on telephone poles.
I guess he’s going from “check out my Wiki when you have a chance” to “oh no, I have no Wiki. “
He’s too stupid to use different IPs and different writing styles. Also, if you create an ID, edit other unrelated articles for a few days so it’s not so blatantly obvious that its you Zach. Hmmmmmm brand new ID, only interested in editing out Zach abuse facts, writes just like Zach Abuser with the same catch phrases, and same IP as other new IDs who are also only interested in making Zach Abuser look good and write in his same 8th grade english style. Must be coincidence! Oh this gets more and more fun as time goes on….i really thought by the end of februay we’d haved moves past Zach Abuser and his flailing about to undo his reputation ha hhahah haha hhahaha
Would love to see this video. This is some wacky meta-abuse-by-proxy-shit and it’s next level.
The snake slithering among you 🐍 🐍
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My harassment was literally monetized by Z for many years to drive sales and award nominations, and folks. I. AM. TIRED. Of people literally profiting off of my abuse.
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So now to find out there is a video, even a good video that makes important points about bad-faith argument tactics and the alt right, that monetizes my experience without telling me?
It’s not a good feeling.
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Thankfully, this was a year ago and that didn’t happen, and Z has now been Officially Canceled. But it still feels gross that I wasn’t told that I was being used as a teachable moment.
Our community let me twist in the wind while Z tortured me publicly. Full stop.
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The video has more than 300K views and just. I feel like I would like to have been told that it existed? Especially since it’s been monetized!
For one, if I recognized exactly who it was about, Z wouldn’t have had ANY trouble. That could have led to more harassment.
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A friend just sent me a link to a YouTube video that DEFINITELY uses an anonymized version of my harassment as an example to prove its thesis and I. Have no idea how to feel about it?
I agree with the video and think it makes important points but. It still feels gross?
I’d love to know how Zak monetized his harassment of her particularly and leveraged it to win awards.
I think he cornered the market on blue hair dye. But Jesus Christ, Zak sure taught wundergeek how to be a self-important narcissist too!
wundergeek thinks anyone in the hobby is going to recognise her… let alone an anonymised version of her pretend struggles? But if anyone even did know wtf was going on, they were supposed to lionise & fight her first world problems for her & not leave her “twisting in the wind”.
While she was bravely… what? Searching for hassles? Withstanding public “torture”.
I can only squint & wonder wtf is wrong with people.
Who the fuck is wundergeek????
So Zak is officially locked out of editing his Wikipedia vanity page. I just checked Encyclopædia Britannica online and surprise surprise there’s no entry for Zak Smith aka Zak Sabbath. This is the closest I could find:
https://www.britannica.com/list/7-artists-wanted-by-the-law
No entry for the Zak Attack at encyclopedia.com either. Closest match I could find there:
https://www.encyclopedia.com/medicine/diseases-and-conditions/pathology/autism
Ill have you know Im still in the top 100000 working artists on th planet look at that fame curve soar https://artfacts.net/artist/zak-smith/15810
I love the trend on that graph on his artfacts.net page. A steady decline into irrelevance. I think the slope would be a bit steeper if that plotted his RPG career…
I actually know the guy 1,357 places ahead of Zak! He’s a busboy at one of my favorite Italian restaurants!
Another Zak sockpuppet is encountered in the wild…
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/65795737/#q65819636
When even the chan sites full of MRA neckbeards hate you, it’s pretty much over.
Known for: Abuse!
RPG Career: Over!
Online Status: Deplatformed!
But he’s on the level of Poe, Joyce, and Van Gogh! All rolled into one! Lol lol lol lol lol
I’ll give him a dollar if he cuts off a body part and gets tuberculosis.
They came after Zak. ZAK. Nobody in the entire OSR has supported creators, pushed minorities, especially gender ones harder than Zak. Zak has made it his fucking personal mission for half a decade to push women through into the spotlight in the OSR, and they all *hated* him for doing it because each and every one of them knows that when it comes down to it, they never actually do a fucking thing to help women–ever and never will. He got women fucking paid. They worked their fingers to the bones, they collected good paychecks and they stood on stage with him while he collected his fucking awards for all the world to see: “Look out world, there’s a trans designer here, and she’s coming for you.”
Then they came for him. A woman with no singular talent besides having a nice floppy pair of tits I’d like to suck on accused him of cracking a few, friendly, bantery and in no way legally actionable jokes and acted like Zak had been terrorizing them into sleeping with them. Zak is a fucking alpha male, he makes 90k a year from RPG stuff alone(not to mention his groundbreaking art that rakes in money, or his impressive patreon, or his investments from wise council from his intelligent father) and he could be rolling in prime fucking pussy and does. Do you know how many–and how choice the pussy is that Zak fucks? More porn stars than you’ll ever jack off to. More young idealistic college students than you’ll ever take classes with. He’s the guy smashing them raw while you sweat over a final, and he’s the one they need to think about to achieve an orgasm with future boyfriends.
And they destroyed him. The entire RPG community saw this..this male, this energy of strength, charisma and force and they fucking lied and whispered and eventually killed him with death by a thousand cuts. But as lovecraft said, what is dead will never die.
Who’s paying that guy 90k besides his dad? I only **grossed** E45k on his books last year and it was a banner fugging year for the old Raggi family. After publishing expenses (free breakfast, postage etcetera) his cut was maybe USD18k. Ken Baumann, is this you? I know Blue Medusa selling out earned Zak (omecay ackbay obray isskay isskay onay omohay) and the traitor Patrick Stewart USD25k apiece. Did you give them a sweeter cut on the reprint?
Not me, man. MotBM was a tiny bit over budget so Zak’s total royalty was $25,000, Patrick came in a little above $27,000, Anton did the job for about $4,500 and then I personally paid myself a healthy $62,000 for being the real unsung genius. I fucking love everything about selling books directly to readers. Satyr makes the most money this way!
I hate you both so much right now. ~Matt
Greetings, Ken.
First, congratulations on the success of Maze of the Blue Medusa. Nice Job. It’s taken the DIY D&D culture by storm.
An offer: I wrote the 1980’s version of Dungeons and Dragons… The boxed sets and booklets. I have a complete campaign world and setting, Empyrea, almost ready for publication, and I am currently seeking a publisher. If you’re interested, I’d be happy to tell you more about it. It will be the largest pan-industry project in RPG history.
An expansion: If you have further interest, I can contact some people whom I know at the Post Office. I can arrange for them to come pick up books directly from your house or office, so that you will no longer need to walk to the Post Office to mail those books. You’ll have more free time to work on the publishing side of the business.
I’m 67, semi-retired, and looking to augment my fixed income. The Mrs. has grown weary of Me living large off the proceeds of her 3 bakeries.
Thanks for your time.
Great to meet you, Mr. Panky. Always a treat to hear from people your age who want to embrace the innovative and beautiful. You can do it! I appreciate the offer but my Stamps.com app already alerts postal workers to bring the truck. As for your campaign world Empyrrhoea, while it sounds fascinating I’m a little distracted these days with my podcast and since I don’t actually need the money (LOL) I haven’t even bothered to reprint MotBM. Has it really been almost a year since I announced that? My suggestion is that if you have above-average ecological standards and aren’t too pervy you could self-publish something as beautiful as MotBM. All it takes is $30,000 to get the process moving.
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Phew! Need some pallet cleansing from this tasty Zak shit.
Hey Bloobot! Could you mebbe reshare some classic Blooeycon utterings, or if not some Arizona days gold? Couldja, huh?
Well, bloodymage is going to continue his insane participation in this hobby of ours. First up will be an AD&D romp, “Shoiman’s March,” an adventure for evil characters. Next is “Waste Hanoi Hattie,” and Advanced RECON scenario I’m frantically working on. Also is “The Sullivan Affair,” A CoC entry and lastly, the pièce de résistance, “Cattle Drive to Hell,” An A&8s adventure that will segue into CoC madness!
I killed everybody — Total Party Kill. Yeah baby.
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Pre-orders will end January 31, 2012. As we only produce a small number beyond pre-orders, we cannot guarantee availability (especially in certain uncommon sizes) at the show.
Donal, Nov 27, 2011
I bought one. The day after the deadline for the discount. Story of my life.
bloodymage, Dec 7, 2011
I’m old and broken. That’s why I cry for help so often.
05/28/2012
It’s Memorial Day and I hate holidays!
06/23/2012
Well, I’m still struggling along with this. A revamp of my pitch for member/investors, however. I cannot continue much longer without some serious help. Our need for an artist has become critical. And I can’t produce the way I want to produce if I’m acting as author, editor and layout person. Hell, I struggle with Word, much less anything else.
So, I’m still insistent on my core people having a vested interest in the LLC, however, I’m willing to soften the blow to pocketbooks. Any competent fantasy artist, copy editor or layout editor willing to come aboard may do so with two, four or five installments to make up the $1,000 ante.
I’ve just finished the Critter Catalog, a magic item compendium is in the works as well as a module set in Ert. The first gazetteer is almost finished as is a monstrous lair book. Work on “The Ertian Chronicles” is ongoing.
I’m canvassing everywhere I can for help and it just ain’t coming.
07/20/2012
Nothing like fast and furious, though it’s not my style. I’m in contact with a printing outfit which can take care of my art and layout needs as well. I’ve posted on LinkedIn and immediately got calls from Boston, LA and SF of people offering me high-powered services I can’t yet afford. My fancy iPhone is driving me buggy. The website was recently revamped and more changes are coming.
Now, if I could just get a damned gaming group together in this accursed desert!
08/16/2012
Polyhedron Games LLC Secret Stash
Was just working in our “Secret Stash” and took down the previous sale item, sold at cost, our Thermos food jar. It’s been replaced on the homepage of http://www.cafepress.com/polyhedrongamesllcshop with another “mystery item.” See y’all at RinCon!
09/01/2012
Polyhedron Games LLC Secret Stash
Don’t really know why I keep messing with this. I’m making money slower than a man in a hospital bed can move! Anyway, just dropped in to say that I fiddled some more with our Cafe Press store and there’s another at cost item on the front page. There really is some neat stuff in there. Check it out at http://www.cafepress.com/polyhedrongamesllcshop.
A collection of merchandise relating to rpgs and Polyhedron Games LLC.
09/21/2012
It only takes me forever to get anything done, but I’m proud to announce four new western token images for your games all ready to print out on card stock and laminate. I started this “cause I’m too poor to buy minis but this has been as meticulous as painting the damned things!
12/17/2012
I’ve reduced the price on “Beldany: The Fey Kingdom” and it’s now available at RPGNow in addition to Lulu and our website. Just finished “The Ivory Pearls: The Reaver Kingdom.” Also, I’ve finally attracted an artist but I haven’t heard from my cartographer in awhile, so that’s a bottleneck at present.
04/18/2013
Another product, Leapfrog has just been placed on the site and on RPGNow, a card game called Leapfrog. Next up is a card and dice game called “Plates & Stones.”
06/27/2013
Progress is being made on the Ertian Chronicles; still waiting on our cartographer to come through on several gazetteers but anb OSRIC module, “The Circlet of Pilazer the Scintillant” is currently in playtest and I’m working on another with the working title of “Making Right in Pasha.”
I really wish I could attract some key people. This two-man show is getting old. We need an artist, a copy editor, a layout person, a webmaster and a marketing manager. These are all hats I’m personally wearing (well, the artist bit for me is more graphic design) and it’s slow, exacting work.
Still determined to getting this albatross flying.
08/11/2013
Well, biz isn’t going so well. Turns out this takes a lot more work and time than I counted on. I’m still at it though. Just wish I could get some help in this day of quirky digital downloads.
11/03/2013
Polyhedracon d4-3
I’m working hard on Northern Arizona’s first and premiere gaming convention, Polyhedracon d4-3 and I’m raising funds for it here: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/polyhedracon-d4-3/x/4466449. There’s just a few days left and a long way to go. Lend a hand, if can.
As to the company, please welcome our last member, Christina Cartwright, an artist with stellar talent. So, it’s me, Tom Fayen, our cartographer, Steven Shearer, our web developer/internet marketer, Stephen B. Sonne, our knowledgeable editor and Christina. If I can ever get this chaotic life of mine together we’ll be stormin’ the market.
The Treatise on Magic is back under my hand as are the naval rules. Tom has asked for naming conventions on his maps for the latest gazetteer and Steven is putting the finishing touches on our new website. In the meantime, I need to send the copy for the Edda/Quirtoy gazetteer to Stephen for his perusal.
Work just never ends…
Northern Arizona’s first and premiere gaming convention.
Hey, you rich-ass honkies!
I don’t have time to educate you or be your shield! But I know you gots the Benjamins, so how about sliding a few my way in my Kickstarter! You get some pins showing your queerness in return.
I need new teef and some specs, so hop to it, bitches!
*cracks whip*
Nice, there’s common ground between the Tumblr crowd and the grogs after all!
Damn girl, you mighty fine. My kinda “gal.” I like a lady who likes her Micky D’s and puttin’ ice cream in her morning coffee. You still gots your dick? It’s OK if you do, but you gotta keep it in yo pants if you wants to do biness.
Me and my token white neckbeard homie Stank Frank are still working on puttin’ “Stankcon” together. We be naming it that cuz we are gonna have lots of fat, stinky fucks as guests of honor. We’d like you to join Ed Greenwood and Tenker on our panels. Then Saturday night we can party, girl.
Shoiman’s March (D&D w/ Evil PCs!)
Waste Hanoi Hattie (Blooey’s Vietnam flashbacks!)
The Sullivan Affair (for Call of Cthulhu!?! A side of Blooey I never knew!)
Cattle Drive to Hell (Aces & Eights)
I for one would have loved to see those Blooey Adventures or had a chance to play in one gamemastered by the man himself!
I’m a victim of soi-cumstance! NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK!
Heavy Brown Trans check it out!
Now see, this is exactly my experience in white man gaming spaces. This is why I Need Diverse Games.
Buy some of my $15 pins so I can stock up on Chocolate and Cheez Whiz to fight against problematic behaviors against POC.
Shampoo doesn’t buy itself, motherfuckers.
This is not going well at all. AD&D yesterday, no shows (at GaryCon!) and full table today but it was assigned to an outside tent that was not serviceable and relocated me to the restaurant leaving a notice on the whiteboard. No shows again. I’m back at my hotel to veg.
They stuck Blooey outside the convention hall then moved him to the scene of the dine and dash incident when he complained!
My memory is a little hazy but I think I actually signed up for Sullivan’s Affair and that was one year (of several) that he didn’t show. They brought in a pinch-DM and we played an off-the-cuff Cthulhu game that was actually pretty decent. The DM was a professional magician and we all had to learn a magic trick (for real) to gain membership in a magic lodge or something.
So yeah you can say “gee, it sure would have been great to play with Bloo!” but there was a lot of failed logistics and general heartache before you would get your chance.
I guess you didn’t see the whiteboard?
I’ll play of course but in despair as always.
Logistics (Bloogistics?) are easy – just show up to the convention a week early and he’ll be there.
Anyone know if Jessica found a schmuck stupid enough to hire her? I’m sure unemployment checks haven’t run out because she has no problems taking THAT money from the patriarchy.
Is Shoiman’s March a take on Sherman’s March? Like the way Jerry Lewis would say it?
Between this and “Ert” (Earth with couple letters dropped) my mind is blown! Blooey’s like a retarded Riddler I think. The formula for world peace is hidden in his works. Its on us that his product didn’t sell. and this eventually discovered. Our souls coulda been saved.
For all we know the cure for cancer was spelled out in ketchup on his plate at the dine n dash.
World Elites hoard cancer cures
Bioengineering of Morgellon’s affects Targeted Individuals
[BOOM]
Where We Game One We Game All
Buy some product!
Is the map of Beldany shower curtain still available? Maybe we can still do good. Surely confirmation of the Hubble Constant and the Higg’s Bosun are woven in there!! Maybe even Linear A…
Dad invented those curtains as a way for DM’s to get familiar with Ert. He spent a lot of time in the shower and assumed everybody else did (he stayed clean for all of 5 minutes..eat, crap, rinse, repeat). As he liked to say in his usual inspiring deadpan manner “I’ll shower of course, but in despair as always.”
No curtains or modules, but I inherited some items. I have his old keyboard. You guys are clearly big fans, and you’ll appreciate that it still has crusty fluid stains on it, and lots of unidentified crumbs and hardened things in between the keys. Some of it may be old meatloaf sauce. Fun fact; he named his world “Ert” because the A and H keys were stuck.
Moving, Moving,
Over the bounding main!
(My bowels today)
Get a DNA sample from that keyboard! Someday we may want to clone a meat sleeve to house the Bloobot!
Hey Stank Frank, it looks like Billy Webb is lawyering up to sue the pants off your Fair Jessica along with a bunch of other assorted wierdos. You should jump on that gravy train.
I don’t know how he thinks he’ll have a snowball’s chance though after his blatant sexual harassment at whatevercon. I heard he handed some gal a pack of smokes with his hotel keycard in it after she asked him for a cigarette. His wife and kids were in the hotel room at the time but still.
Oscar Anderson Likes his.
Yes, the estimable Ty Beard, esq. is representing Frog God games in this matter against Christopher Helton, The fair Jessica, and *Lady* Dangerhair herself, the original StacyD.
I am sitting patiently by the phone, awaiting a call from the law firm of Beard, Harris, Bullock & Hughes. I expect to be called as an expert witness in the matter. My testimony will come at a reasonable price, unless I am forced to be in the same room as Bill Webb, Christopher Helton and StacyD. Then I charge exorbitantly.
I had to look that Ty Beard guy up, and I’m still not convinced that he’s a real person.
I didn’t know he was a lawyer, but I ran across him in online TFT fandom. He had a fan page back in 2000 or so, maybe still does. I’m pretty sure it’s the same dude.
He sure has a large fanbase among those who communicate solely by what the popular culture calls ‘memes’ (I prefer the purist sense of the term as coined by Dawkins).
Did you ever get your TFT backer rewards? It’s an impressive box of stuff, but I’m a bit miffed that they nerfed halflings, which were surprisingly lethal in the original.
Yeah, I finally got it. It’s kind of amazing, and I’m still going through it. A few changes right off in basic Melee I didn’t like, like the halflings losing their missile bonus, and the dwarves losing their +1 with axes and maces. Interesting to see, too, that Jackson lifted some ideas that have come out in some retro-clones of TFT, like the wizard’s staff being able to store mana points (taken from Dark City Games).
Interesting also that they went for a soft cap on attributes, and made it easier to continue getting talents as a character advances. A pretty good direction, I think, to fight attribute bloat, and the Conan the Wizard thing (which was more theoretical than actual – never had a wizard survive long enough to get 45 points).
I can house rule the cool stuff that’s missing back in, like the halflings and and dwarves. Overall, pretty impressed with the new edition.
That halfling missile, thrown weapon, missile spell thing was pretty outrageous, because by the book the +3DX stacked with the missile weapons skill for a +6DX adjustment, and there was a +1 damage bonus as well. One point to IQ, the rest in ST, and you have a starting character with an adjusted DX of 18, perfect for killing off poorly armored opponents.
The greatest joy of the game was figuring out what combination of stats and talents would stretch the system to its breaking points.
I absolutely have faith this Kickstarter will fulfill entirely. And I think it will be superb.
It’s late. That’s frustrating. But, they’re going to come through. I know Benoist is working hard to complete it. He’s an honest and trustworthy person, who cares deeply about the quality of this product.
I encourage people to have a little faith, despite their frustrations.
Over the years it has quite become clear that Mistwell is on the autism spectrum.
APRIL 26, 2019 THREE YEARS OF ABSOLUTE SOBRIETY!
Moderation in all things – sound advice but for those with addictive personalities – a very hard road to follow.
I am the firstborn son of a creative genius and as much as learned at his side, I was a shy mother’s boy. When she took me to kindergarten she pushed me into the door with all these strange children and told me to stay inside. I tried to push my way out as mother held the door shut and cried…
Later as time went on they thought that perhaps I had a mental condition or that our religion – Jehovah’s Witnesses – were the reason that I refused to learn or even try and be friends with the other students. I could have been held back in 1st Grade. In 2nd Grade the Principle took me aside to play a game just he and I and then I worked hard to surpass him, as he would compare items of the tests back and forth. Woe is me for it was an IQ test and I scored in the upper 4%. My days of avoidance and being in my World were compromised. My mother used a lilac switch and I went from the lowest reading group to the highest in 2 weeks. In 5th grade I was still faking Book Reports and bored with everything in School but I had to perform or face corporal punishment. Then Dad started reading Robert E. Howard’s Conan novels (Ace). So I picked up book 1 while he was in book 3. Before he had finished book 3 I had read all 12 and suddenly I was turning in extra credit book reports.
By 10 years of age to hang out with my Dad I would get a glass of beer as we watched a Bear football game (real grounding as the team was subpar, if I could stay still long enough more glasses of beer would be the reward but when I would see the neighbor kids out playing, well I had to head out. Also we went for a long bicycle ride with another of his friends and as a reward we went to Jane’s Bar. He sat me next to him and ordered 3 Beers and handed me on himself. Finally I was a Bigger Guy!
By 16 I was skipping out of at least half a day of school most every day. My reward system was to get together with Ken Reek and he would provide the weak Beer and perhaps even some Lime Vodka and or Southern Comfort – I would generally provide the White Hen Pantry sandwiches. At 17 I had a fake ID (18 was the legal age at the time) from Tim Jone’s brother and I had to fake a Georgia accent. Since I went out drinking with Tom Wham, Rob Kuntz and other far older gentlemen I was casually waved in. Pitchers of Beer, Pinball and some Pool games became favorite activities.
At 19 and early 20 I found that alcohol gave me the ability to open conversations with the fair gender, but my lack of knowledge and sheer fear of refusal kept me unwillingly celibate until Zelda informed me she was leaving Rob’s “Ass” and would I like to go out and play some pool with her… I said you still live with Rob. She replied not much longer and then I said sure only after you have really left him!
Well that on the second date turned into a whole new focus of energy for one Ernie – WOW this was fantastic and I had to do this at least three times a day. Well I could as long as I kept her in drink, tobacco and most importantly “Reef.” So now I had combined the concept of sex as part of addictive behavior. I went swimming in her so called affection for about 2 years, with not too shocking a few transgressions on her part, such as sneaking Coke and Pills whenever she could as well as while high from “Ludes” since Rob had gotten his Greyhawk Royalty quarterly check, well she talked me into letting her drive my car (after a night a drinking and Disco, while she was popping Ludes) and she crashed the Monza into a telephone pole sideways and then with her foot still on the gas and absolutely out of her mind, we were riding over a No Parking sign until I put the car in Park while the gas was still fully engaged. She got out of the car lost a high heeled shoe and stumbled across the snowy school field to go to Rob’s and join the huge regular event that occurred with every new Royalty check. Well I took the blame for the accident which was waved off, although I now had no car and she came stumbling back some 5 hours later to go to sleep. Man I was PW. Later when I was playing with her sister’s latest child, my God Child, Gladice told me that I was too good for her sister and that right now when I was supposed to at work she was with a local vagrant, drinking my booze supply and smoking our stash (as well as some things that are supposed to be between two people). I let her stay one more month in the rental as I gave gave my 30 day notice and found a friend to crash with. Oh I had one fixed Siamese cat when I went into this relationship, in 2 years she had increased that to a total of 22 felines! When she moved out the cats were still waiting for me as well as a messy house.
Things got far better as my skills with the Dungeon Hobby Shop and then the Mail Order, the new RPGA and the Gen Con convention group all came under my care with 20 full and 2 part time employees. I now had lost weight and was playing Raquet Ball and working out a bit and then taking “Executive Lunches” with plenty of drinks and following that with chasing the ladies at work and elsewhere with lots of drink, some smoke and even a bit of Colombian Marching Powder. Boy did I swim in the waters full speed ahead ramming speed and would often be up until 4 AM and then be back in Americana Resort and Spa at 7 AM before heading back to work. Repeat as often as possible…
Then my father and mother were becoming Divorced and they tried often to make things work but Dad had watched his own mother die in front of him and mother would fall back on a 6 pack hidden at night as she cried. Dad started to rock n roll and mother started to drink heavily and I was following in the family DNA myself. Dad opened up Dungeons & Dragons Entertainment and he invited me to join him as Kevin Blume was discussing shutting down the Hobby Shop and closing the Mail Order so that some of our customers would stop complaining that we were stealing the business ( I did just shy of a Million with the 4 departments of the Consumer Services Division of TSR back in late 82 – early 83. Well living on a 10 acre estate in Beverly Hills and driving a Red Trans Am Firebird as well as an ability to bounce from Irish and English Pubs and even a few Dance clubs well I reveled in the sport. I also had a connection of the celebs for my cocaine occasional parties and he was also a pornographer! We worked intelligently when we worked and partied hard when we could, swimming everyday and having lady friends over for the evening hot tub parties. Luke joined the scene and things had to go a bit underground but fun was still had and drink was a major part of all the fun. TSR really started to sink under the rule of Kevin Blume and my father had to shut down DDEC, hurriedly write Unearthered Arcana and take over the reins. Part of that was bringing in Lorraine Williams the sister of our west coast pal Flint Dille.
Back home to a new job working with Jon Pickens with S&T magazine which was 4 issues behind (they had a game in the center of each issue) in six months I assisted Jon in bringing it up to but 2 issues behind. Dad was fighting for TSR in court and after he lost the preliminary battle (he still had a right to appeal), well he started New Infinities and hired Kim Mohan away from TSR Periodicals. Lorraine told my friend and boss Mike Cook you fire Ernie and Heidi today or you are out of a job as well!
Well I had a check for over 5 grand in front of me, a paper to sign waving all issues with TSR firing me without just cause and so I took my weeping sister on a tavern crawl over two counties. At night we had had other TSR employees set us up with a party at Club 21. One friend gave me my first hit of “Acid” (even though this would have guaranteed him a good lay…), my own poppa got me a package from a local dealer and the bar was covered with drinks and shots as many as we wished. While tripping I noticed that Coke was pure bunk and that it was over priced and so I perceived a way to spend my parting capital and start a business.
As the new venture grew up used my Management Schooling and people skills as well as getting the best product closer to the source and became quite a celebrity with bar maids, school teachers, bartenders, ex-policeman, a Martial Arts Instructor and bands as they played at Alpine Valley as well as lots of my drinking pals. Woman sought me out and for a few months I had 3 regular ladies a day (one married), and sought out more adventure at night at the taverns and after bar parties. Then one of my co-dealers showed me how to freebase and for 7 months that was grand fun and business still went on. Then dependance and addiction began to show it’s ugly head but my steady and I could afford it. Finally a member of the law warned me of a Grand Jury and it was pack up my bags and drive around the country, this was a 18 months away from Lake Geneva with really no income, a bad habit and an expensive girlfriend. We settled in Tampa Bay for a year to finish off that adventure. I finally saw that smoking an once a week and living expenses without an income were a dead end and I had overdosed on 3 occasions and been hospitalized twice in that year. Dad listened to me and took a flight to Tampa to aid me in taking this Monkey off the back. Well part of his answer was for us to go out and get drunk on legal margaritas and then somehow he took sides with Kelly against me somehow… From inside the van I spidered all 9 windows and when he further said now that is an intelligent way to handle this I fought him to the ground until he stopped fighting back (our father had used physical force to dominate us and sometimes his wife so I was following right in his stupid footsteps – just as I had in so many good ones with gaming). I went inside and slammed down perhaps half a bottle of Everclear grain alcohol. I woke up in a pool of bloody vomit, with a note informing me that Dad in a wheelchair, had paid for two plane tickets home and one of those was for my coke addict blond. I sold the Trans Am for next to nothing (it had problems and the purchaser gipped me on half the money – as well as if her sister could be believed he was a lover on the side…). I got the windfows repaired, packed it up to the gills and drove back to Lake Geneva.
Well she got back together for a short while as we shared a room in her parents trailer. Then one day she found a younger man who had more resources to share and I had to move in with my soon to be ex-employee in the powder business. It took another year to really slow down on the stupid addiction but I finally quit cocaine – I thought for good. I still had alcohol to fall back on and an occasional two ships passing in the night. I had spent most all my resources, I was dependent on living with friends, soon Tom Wham and Rose Estes and low and behold I started to crave booze as my best friend.
Drunken stupidity got me to accept money from a lady I would never have talked to let alone touch for almost a year. Then I found a girl whom I mistook for an old flame until I saw that she had two kids in a picture and below that wholesome scene was a ¾ full bottle of Vodka in her underwear drawer. Mind you I hadn’t figured out whom she really was although she had professed her name was Ann not Cathy…. Well that became an off and on relationship for almost 10 years with her taking rides to various treatment facilities followed by new drinking bouts, lots of other men mostly ex prison fellows showing up at bad times professing love for her. Once when I went to bed on the 3rd day of a drinking binge, well she set my cloths on fire and I woke up to flames and ultimately when I told the Police I was going to sleep in my own smoke filled house, a scuffle and I got my own Ambulance ride behind hers to the dry out tank/nut house in the next county. I was releasable in 24 hours (rare) but she need the full 72 and so I stayed to be near her. I think a pattern is coming into existence substances equal wild ladies of passion who crash and burn often leading me to stupid excesses and a Wisdom score of perhaps 6.
Well then I found a bartender/waitress and we had several fun years. She and I would take turns becoming total fools but the other would help support the other most of the time. Then her teeth were all rotting out from speed addiction in her youth and I had a job with Abbott Labs and wonderful insurance. So we were fun and watched three grandsons come into the World together and I asked her to Marry me and then I could provide her medical needs. We also had a plan were we would get a house together purchase one that is and I would pay 2/3rds as I had a far better income. Well once she was my wife, she decided to go off with one of her co-workers to South Beloit and try a Crack house that she recommended. That meant absolutely no income from Deb as well as $50 dollars a day being taken as a cash check every day at the local Sentry Food store. Well after 36 days I say my shrinking bank account, I had removed the locks from the bathroom and bedroom doors so that she couldn’t just have personal time from me, while telling me that I was nuts and wasn’t smelling an old acquaintance burning cocaine although the quality sure wasn’t the same as my memory. Well that meant trying to get both marriage counseling and perhaps even addiction services for BOTH of us. She told the Doctor that I as a husband owed her whatever addictions she choose to do until she was ready to quit, the councilor told me to go ahead and get a Divorce!
She moved into a week to week boarding house and of course fell behind on her payments and so I would purchase for fair money items from her past that were in my apartment, but I would not give her cash. Instead I paid her landlord not only the back but future rent into the future. Finally she quit that foolishness but still smoked cigs and drank. Then her liver began to fail. As she started to hallucinate and get stints in the Hospital she finally began to lose the bad habits – far too late. We had a friendly relationship with little long term trust but as she began to have major health issues I ended up on two occasions getting her Emergency service and then I went with her to various Hospitals and even getting on the Liver Transplant List. Well even as I acted as the cheerleader in this with her sons and grandsons – well she passed heavy and out of her mind in May of 2011. I don’t want to die, please save me… still makes me cry as I was powerless to undo all the harm she had done to herself over 51 years of life.
With her death I swore off fruit from lower on the tree of life (John Popson quote) and became celibate for 6 years after her death (add to that the last year of her life in which we could not do anything due to her failing health. I finally had tired of sharing lives with other troubled addicts. Now I would just drink all by myself and now that my knees were effectively gone, I could just vegetate and drink myself into oblivion!
2016 my 2nd major stay in the Hospital for the foolishness of my chosen course in life, this time my Kidneys, before a Heart Attack. Then my incredible Service Hound KC began to look me in the eyes (as she is doing now for the hours I am spending writing this). She refused to go out and play without me – I could not start the day without having dry heaves and other DT’s which would stop as soon as I had my first real drink of 100 proof Bourbon. So I made a vow to not find a new owner for KC but to change my life and give up the bottle. That of course didn’t happen until I finished the last bottle the night of April 25th 2016.
Twenty eight days of physical, mental and emotional pain and duress were ahead of me with each day the thought that I could just have one drink and then start again. I knew better than that for once while working at the Game Guild I had accepted an offer to party with a couple and show them how to free base and anything goes. Well that led to me wasting time and money as well as feeling like a slug and hypocrite to the young gamers as I hid in a lie and preached to them caution. I made it and by day 29 I just had a minor craving without the physical desire and the though that death would be preferable to a life with booze.
My health, my weight and my demeanor all began to improve and then one day while walking in the lovely grounds of the closed Golf Course Hillmoor I met an Angel with her lovely dog Bella. KC was actually friendly to her and pulled me to her! We had talked before but no matter how hormonal our response was she had lived with a complete and dysfunctional alcoholic in her youth and had a far better opinion of her worth and abilities that to go back into that bullshit. Well I stayed the course and now had a new respect for woman and myself and what a true relationship means.
Later at a meeting to protect Hillmoor from the Developer after my speech I took a deep breath and went out on a limb. “In closing I wish to say that if it wasn’t for Hillmoor I never would have met the woman of my dreams!” Truer words were never spoken and I have found a complete partner for the rest of my life and with Love and Responsibility will set and achieve higher goals and a life based on shared joy and family and a life without addiction. Donna Jovani is my strength and the one my heart beats for and a reward from a higher power for finally making the right decisions and increasing my Wisdom to perhaps even 17. Life without such Love would be hollow and insignificant. Now if my current health issues allow I will make her a 50/50 partner for the rest of our shared existence and even should things go South and my life take a turn for the worst I will have finally found complete and total heartfelt love and devotion.
Ernest G Gygax Jr – One of many people with addictive personalities.
You can’t make this shit up.
Fuckin elf games indeed.
Elfgames, one hell of a drug!
So good to know that they spent our paper route money so wisely.
“I want my two dollars, so it can go up Ernie’s nose!”
” I had accepted an offer to party with a couple and show them how to free base and anything goes.”
Freebasing cocaine. Now we know how Ernie’s apartment caught on fire.
And once again we clearly see Lorraine Williams was never really the villain in the EGG and family saga.
Lorraine was hardly blameless but I don’t think she was half as bad as the people she ousted.
No wonder the FBI kept a file on Gary when Junior was dealing dope.
Wtf .also why am i supposed to give a shit
Do you think this “My name is Ernie G.” schtick is going to distract people from the kickstarter? C’mon Ernie, you were always the smart one, not like Luke, dumber than a bag of dicks, and twice as ugly.
An Offer: Hire Me to finish the thing. Yes, I will charge a hefty fee. Modifications to My scooter are a lot more expensive than to Kaskoid’s. I’m a husky boy, unlike Kaskoid, who is a bit withered, missing so much of his colon these days. I will finish it in a timely fashion. And I can take care of that Benoist fellow too. Eskimos work for seal blubber or something, no? It’s really easy to disappear down a hole in the ice while ice fishing. A little something I learned from some Minnesotans — not that moron Arneson either– who live in a land of 10,000 lakes, or something like that.
Is this from the “Young Ernie’s Life Story” stretch goal?
That Ernie stuff is some amazing shit. I knew nothing about the guy, and now I know too much.
TMI Ernie! TMI!
Now if (and by if I mean when) you don’t deliver, everybody is going to know you snorted their money away!
Why the fuck do people always go full 12 Step Program like this over a late Kickstarter?
He’s setting something up. Notice how he’s “three years sober”. Kickstarter delivery is also late by over three years. Sorry Mistwell but your Kickstarter money is already gone up in a freebased puff of smoke.
He’s ‘working the refs’.
The whole screed was funny until he wrote that dad was ‘physical’. I can now picture Gary smacking the kids around if they confused a glaive-guisarme with a guisarme-voulge.
Gary never smacked the kids around. Gary was a spanker. He used to talk about it. Even I was creeped out by how he talked about spanking Heidi and Elise. Now Elmore, he seemed to dig it. I think that Elmore used to send the Gygax girls furry slippers– the kind that only cover the top of the foot and not the toes — every year for Christmas.
Never ever let yourself be alone in a room with both Elmore and Greenwood. The things that you will hear, and possibly see. It will bend you. I’m certain that that is what happened to Ernie.
“Never ever let yourself be alone in a room with both Elmore and Greenwood. The things that you will hear, and possibly see..”
Don’t forget the smell.
The mods at Dragonsfoot locked the ‘Marmoreal Tomb’ thread before anybody posted about Ernie’s drugs-and-hookers revelation. 😦
Just looked at that thread but I think it got locked because of some fucking retard named RFlowers. Jesus what a mental midget!
Oh wait isn’t RFlowers just another Perilous Creamer sockpuppet?
If karma plays out I will be sitting pretty soon, as I’ve only “made enemies” (i.e. upset) shitty people. And, of course, none of this is over.
My Reality Distortion Field is even stronger than Steve Job’s. I will prevail over these shitty people who act in bad faith. Nobody beats Zak Sabbath in an internet argument. Nobody!
I’m sorry who are you?
This is not a sock puppet account and I am not Zak Smith, if that’s what is being implied here. I don’t even reside in the same country he does. Looking at our IP addresses or whatever technical evidence you can assess should clearly show this.
Just fucking link to Zak appearances, eh? Snippets don’t scratch the itch.
@Anonymous
Ive tried to get the word otu but this misinformation site automatically screens links to my w-k-p-e-d-a page and the #talk channel where this Precious Islands person (not me, not even in the sme country just compare the IPs) is fighting to reverse vandalism.
Does it bother you that you make such inaccurate assumptions?
And of course there’s no “ammo” to be used against me and my hair is great.
I’ll interpret that as “no punk music” here.
I love to imagine young Ernie in the old house trying to escape the Looming coked-up Gary who chases him around knocking over furniture trying to drop ham-handed blows on the wee scamp. Poor pretty blond mom Mary Jo screams “your killing him!” as she holds a vodka bottle in one hand and tries to restrain the enraged Gaz with the other. The annoyed coke fiend turns and hits her with a devastating back-hand, sending her flying against a book shelf, old pulp novels and Jehovah’s Witnesses materials raining down on her frail form as she falls sobbing in a crumpled heap.
Gary looks upon the devastation around him. A wry smile appears on his lips, and he softly mutters. “Dungeon master. I’m the Dungeon master.”
Scorsese. He needs to make the Gary biopic.
Late Kickstarter = throw your dead Mom and Dad under the bus!
Mary Jo was a red head. She drank vodka, not gin.
No, she never did a “Mrs. Robinson” thing with Rob Kuntz, no matter what that lying steaming load may say.
She drank gin, Beefeater Gin, not Vodka. Gary preferred Bombay Sapphire Gin, but he would drink the cheap stuff too. When the local liquor store had a sale on the stuff it was “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf” time at Chez Gygax. The children would hide under Gary’s sand table in the basement.
Hey, did anybody else connect the dots here? The love of Ernie’s life is a dog-walker…Blooey’s last great love was a dog walker…could it be…?
I guess if we see Ernie trying to sell Polly Eggs to help replace the kickstarter funds he has free-based, the last domino will have fallen into place.
Going to a dictionary to get overly-technical with definitions is not particularly helpful to productive debate.
The dictionary is not the final arbiter of a word’s meaning. It is determined by general usage which is then reflected in its dictionary meaning. It is similar to how the clinical definition of sanity depends not so much on the patient’s view of reality but rather with how his views align with those of society. If everyone jumped off a bridge and you refused, you’d be crazy. If Zak expounds his worldview long and hard enough and enough of the faithful follow in perfect lockstep then his views will represent reality itself. He will be categorically right and all who doubted will be cast into dubiousness. He just needs to keep explaining his truth a little but longer.
Either that or the dude’s crazy.
Also expounding long and hard a little but longer is totally not a Freudian slip or anything. No homo.
This entire statement by Bill is an attempt to deflect attention from what really happened to an early rumor that was also debunked early that he had spiked a drink – which he had not. I want to make it 100% clear that when I go after Bill, it’s not about unfounded rumors – it’s about what his victim told me directly, what I’ve heard from countless other people who have dealt with Webb, and Webb’s own statements about what happened.
It’s ALMOST accurate. Almost. Except for everything that built up to the moment that made BJ feel unsafe – when he wrapped his arm around her to guide her out for a cigarette. That’s BJ’s story to tell, just know that it wasn’t this one, isolated incident. There’s a whole lot of context missing.
To my knowledge, no one named by the alt-right lawyer claiming to come after us over this is spreading any rumor that there were spiked drinks (this is the first *I’ve* heard of that rumor, in fact). The only things we’re accusing him of are the exact things he’s already copped to, and the overwhelming amount of people in the industry who have given each other warnings about Bill Webb being drunk at conventions.
He wants you to think this is about behavior he *didn’t* do, but it’s not about that at all. This is strictly, 110% about things he’s already said he did. The difference between him and us is that he doesn’t think it’s a big deal, and we think violating consent is ALWAYS a big deal.
He also wants you to feel sorry for him as an old guy who doesn’t understand the confusing rules of this modern age. Tim Kask and Frank Mentzer use the same argument when they’re taken to task for their bad behavior.
Consent was the same in the 70s and 80s as it is today. What he’s really saying when he tries to tell you he did something he didn’t expect was ‘bad’ is that he’s been doing that all his career, and he’s only NOW getting in trouble for it, which is confusing him.
Then there’s the part of the statement where he mentions that he’s agreed to a chaperone (one of the Frogs) at conventions, and simultaneously tells us how sad it is that the whole company is being marred for HIS actions.
First of all, it’s not true that the Frogs are all innocent employees. We’ve all been smeared and I’ve been aggressively misgendered by people at FGG, as well as some of their contractors – in particular Alyssa Faden. A friend of mine merely posted a link to Bill’s original statement about the incident where he makes light of drinking so much. Matt Finch then harassed him about it until he finally had to be blocked.
Those are just a couple of incidents.
The Frogs aren’t innocent members being drug through the mud because they just so happen to work for Bill Webb. They are actively involved in attempting to make non-consensual familiar contact seem like not really that big of a deal, as well as covering up for Bill wherever they can.
Which brings me to the part where he states he has a chaperone, and that chaperone is one of his employees. One of the very employees who has dived into many of these conversations to defend Bill, attacking myself and others in the process. There’s a big conflict of interest going on there.
Lastly, if Bill really doesn’t want the rest of the company to suffer for his actions, he needs to resign AND stay home from conventions for a while. Instead of taking up the time of one of the Frogs by having them babysit, they could be out there supporting the company, selling books, and proving that FGG isn’t only Bill Webb.
Bill, it’s simple. Resign. Take a couple years off from the con circuit. Let the Frogs do it, instead. Let them support the company and prove that FGG isn’t just Bill Webb. Maybe consider the fact that you might just be an alcoholic and attend some AA meetings. Admit that you’ve got a problem. You do.
Then, when you come back to the con circuit, don’t drink. Don’t walk around the con in your pajamas. Don’t touch women without their consent. Don’t call anyone ‘baby’, ‘sweetie’, ‘honey’, or any other familiar pet name unless she’s your wife. Don’t do all the things you did leading up to that moment with BJ. You know what they are.
You do that, we lay off. But let’s make one thing crystal clear: It is not for you, your employees, or anyone else related to you to decide whether or not you should be forgiven and redeemed. It’s up to the people your behavior puts in danger.
And if you don’t want your other employees taking the fall for your bad behavior, tell them, your freelancers, and your fans to stop attacking us. Condemn their actions. We’ve been attacked, threatened, blacklisted, brigaded, and more… just for taking you to task for what you *already admitted doing*.
You think your punishment of having one of your buddies follow you around the con is enough.
We disagree.
You may think this should only last for a short while, but for your victims it’s a lifetime sentence. For ALL of them… and, apparently, for those of us stepping up for them. Take this seriously. We do.
And if you do all this Billy Boob, it STILL won’t be enough. Then they’ll suggest you hand over the company to someone more acceptable. Maybe Jessica Price , just give her the company and go die so you can join me, the Ghost of Gary Gygax, and Frog Bog games will be safe in the hands of those that deserve it. Fucking give the company up already you shit!
“Lastly, if Bill really doesn’t want the rest of the company to suffer for his actions, he needs to resign AND stay home from conventions for a while.”
“You do that, we lay off.”
This is arguably extortion in the eyes of the law and is a legitimate cause of action to add to the lawsuit. Probably not the brightest move to post publicly.
Ah Original StacyD. Such thoroughly unhinged screeching. She will eventually suffer the same fate as any other member of the Committee of Public Safety.
Am I the only one who finds it amusing that a chronic brokeass like StacyD is trying to give business advice?
The Committee of Public Safety : only time design by commitee really had an edge. They also had killer retirement parties.
I love how StacyD supported, enabled and defended serial abuser Zak Sabbath until it was no longer chic to do so.
NEVER FORGET!!!!
“That’s BJ’s story to tell.”
She has disavowed the version of events you are peddling. More than once actually.
BJ. What an intriguing name. I can understand Bill Webb’s confusion.
I do wish that I had met BJ at PaizoCon, instead of that Perfidious Jessica.
If you don’t want to be “aggressivrly misgendered” (not a real thing), be a real gender and stop deliberately abusing language (them their those they) solely to find sonething new you can pretend to be outraged about. Fuck off
Let me get this straight; this boob walked around drunk at cons in his pajamas? And people talked to him and took him seriously? How old is the guy?
Kaskoid and I ride our scooters around at cons while wearing nothing but the nice slippers terrycloth bathrobes that the Hotel provides. If you do a manspread while speeding down a hallway, you get a nice breeze on the package that way. The ladies get a show. I do like their gasps of amazement. Any gasps or theirs, really.
We don’t drink and drive though. Kaskoid gets high, but when he is too stoned to function, he forgets how to operate the scooter and sort of sits there, hands and feet twitching. Dreaming of running down squirrels or something.
Now that so many of them have proved to be just random hivemindy nerds under the surface I can stop worrying about them and concentrate on what I have to do.
As for the money–RPGs were never my main business and I suspect Demon City will make wayyyyy more than the drama llamas think–especially after the story develops and some accountability starts to happen. They want this to be a story? It’ll be a fucking story.
To the last, I’ll grapple with them; From Hell’s heart, I’ll stab at them; For hate’s sake, I’ll spit my last breath at them.
They’ll need to come to my blog, my sanctum sanctorum. It’s the only platform I have remaining. And answer the either/or questions that are my stock in trade in my comments section. Otherwise, it’s public apology time for them.
Who are you? Anybody ever hear of a Zak Smith? Lemme check if there is anything on Wikipedia…..
Known for Abuse!!?! You are most unwelcome here sir!
Nobody gatekeeps the gatekeeper! Nobody! And those abuse accusations are false. Have you contacted the witnesses? You are posting in bad faith if you have not, Bro. The wiki needs a fact checking. It would be morally gross to let various aggressors go unpunished and remain unaccountable for falsely accusing me. That only encourages more people to try to hurt their enemies by inventing false accusations. I am not known for Abuse. I am known for douche baggery. And schtupping D list porn queens.
Uh, Zak, Zak is known for douche baggery and skank schtupping. I am not Zak. I am but a simple fact checker.
Does it bother you that you make such inaccurate assumptions?
Great Nurgle, Zakattack’s annual income is 1896 BEFORE taxes. Bunch of fucking virgin game nerds think they can make more than that? Zpastic drives a 1993 Geo Storm with cassette tape deck because he WANTS to, doesn’t HAVE to! He could easily upgrade to a 1995 Geo Tracker! Daemon Green Drizzle Shitties is going to make him upwards of maybe… $5000 have any of you losers ever seen $5000? Thought not!
There’s plenty of conventions lining up to gave Zpastic as there featured guest. Zpastic doesn’t need Gencon. When Zpastic pulls up in his Geo Storm billowing black exhaust all the nerd hot chicks come out to get fucked and dumped before he even gets into the convention.
Fortunately Zpastic has his wildly successful art career as well!
Gary, normally I worship the ground you walked on, and in a totally not creepy way, but in this you are in error. Zakling drives a Pontiac Fiero, a banana yellow Fiero.
Chicks dug the car back in the day. The Chicks that Zak digs, still dig the car.
Looks like Webb and the weirdos have kissed and made up.
Good. You can’t hide your feelings for long when you’re in your pajamas, or only in very unhealthy ways.
After all these years of being told it’s inappropriate to ask in cases of sexual assault “what was she wearing?”, who knew the question we should have been asking instead was “what was HE wearing?”!!!!
Sorry, hafta quit the giveaways. I’ve been offline too long and I have a lot of catching up to do w/ my business. I’m not the greatest at this computer stuff.
These will be available for sale in Ye Old Shoppe just in time for GenCon 2019!
Limited time only: DANI JANG EDITION!
Oh me likey likey so much! I take a ten shirts for from you brooeymage!
If someone gives you trouble, email me: zakzsmith AT hawtmayle . If you meet only with resistance, it’s still good to have a record of attempts to suppress facts or evidence or even just to suppress fans discussing the work. As things are progressing quickly its very likely it’ll come in handy soon.
Good places to post are:
Twitter (especially responding to popular hatethreads)
the OSR discord
reddit/rpg
reddit/osr
Enworld
RPGnet
I promise I’m not just going to give up on games, they’re fun, the girls and me are still having fun rolling, and I have a lot of projects half-finshed that’ll come out. This’ll be a chaotic time, but when it’s over a lot of the worst things about the online game scene will have changed for the better.
I should add that if you don’t know how to respond, or post proper rebuttals, generally by posing a lot of binary questions and accusing the others of bad faith if they don’t answer, send me the account info, passwords, usernames and any other information needed to logon, from those places, and I will take care of the rest. I would take great advantage of the opportunity to post again on RPGnet and reddit, even under a name other than my own.
If you are not signed onto my patreon for Demon City, currently at 36 backers for $158/mo. you could sign onto that. I seem to have lost a few patrons recently.
If you pledged for the Demon City kickstarter, I can use your help there, too, in the comments section. Dani Jang is enthusiastic, but let’s face it, he’s either a moron or a master troll. Demon City is moving along nicely, Shawn’s finishing sections (everything he’s sending looks 10 times more awesome than I expected), Mike’s nailing down production details, proofreader’s ready to proofread, etc and I think we’re gonna have something very special soon.
Demon City is going to have with a very loud and very strange birth. Y’all know me, and–whether you like me or not–you know I deliver what I say I’ll deliver and you likely know what an inopportune and embarrassing time this would be for me to release a dud after bragging about it this much. Back when I put out Vornheim, my first RPG book, there was a lot of controversy about porn stars playing D&D–and I knew then that if it wasn’t great I’d be crucified. We’re here again.
The Zpastic suck poopets made their collective assault on read it less than a month ago. Trying angles such as his innocence unban him NOW! He’s been punished enough unban him NOW! He’s an awesome contributor to read it unban him NOW! I’m very proud that redrumit has stuck to their guns and said a nasty little shit like Zpastic adds nothing to the community and it’s funny as fuck to see him impotently clawing at the gates to be let back in. He’s not begging yet but there is certainly the sour cat piss tang of desperation in Zpastic’s suck poopets cause he’s got all the meth fueled goal post changing and demands for ‘proof’ and no outlet to attack people now. I mean he has his blog which should be called Playing D&D with Suck Poopets these days but it’s all tumbleweeds now. The Reddit shit is just sad because Zpastic is trying so hard to change his argument style and rolling that critical failure every time. ‘Prove we are not suck poopets or unban Zpastic NOW!’ No, that’s alright we’ll just ignore you and carry on.
I miss Dragon magazine as a forum because we’d have just thrown Zpastic and Raggy’s stuff in the trash where it belonged. Cause you know those cheap fucks wouldn’t have included a SASE to return it with “You are fucking kidding right?”
Ah the good old days. Still, it has been an awesome couple months with Zpastic being on lock down. Ideas flourish and creators are creating again. So glad that undeniable truth surfaced so he could be legitimately removed from gaming social circles.
He’s just not getting it. Innocent or guilty, it doesn’t matter (spoilers: he’s guilty as fuck). Zak was such a piece of human feces that everyone was glad to have an excuse to throw him under the bus and then throw it in reverse and back up over him again.
I do research, Zak. You are known far and wide for douchbaggery! I also call whores. But is okay I still a support Demon Shitty. Many rapes to come in adventurers!
The “Lord Voldemort shall Return” shit is awesome. Zako’s in a deluded zone. Apologies and summary punishments are to come! Bad actors! Bad faith! Bad haircuts!
Though him vanishing would have been nice, this’ll do. Good laughs.
I am having a hard time distinguishing between what are parodies of Zak & what he /his socks are actually posting? Any links? Or which readdeet forum? OSR? I want to read some.
The most recent one is from https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1070557469/demon-city-the-ultimate-horror-rpg/comments?comment=UHJvamVjdENvbW1lbnQtMjQwNTI0NTQ%3D
Zpastic fails his innocent inquiry roll and is pretty much trolled with 2-3 suck poopets rolling out to try to make demands. In true Zpastic fashion they try to make these demands without giving away it’s the half hair head that says I R teh Zakattack U better unban me or I u wil B sorry!!!!
Is it sadder that Zpastic doesn’t have any friends willing to defend him online, or that his only friends willing to do so engaging in the exact same sort of amateur hour bullshit arguing he does?
I remain impressed by the insistence that we should trust a father who threw his daughter under the bus. If her father really did write that, then there is no fucking change that “Mandy and her father are very close, live near one another, and talk and/or see one another daily.”
Hi Zak oh me so sorry I mean “Reason” rink 😉 rink 😉
I call whores now you call me. We chop suey suey Mandy!
You Honor, my crient is known for douchebaggery, but he no rapey rapey whores! How you rape whore anyway? That they job!
Erm, You can read my posts here or on other blogs, I’m either Zak’s worst & most elaborate sock puppet or just someone who wanted to see if his posts really did have the “give me your passwords” thing still going on.
Prove that you are not The Attack’s sock puppet or you are a LIAR and must apologize!
Remember, we still have no confirmation other than from the Zak Attack that Mandy’s father threw her under the bus. Mandy’s “father” in this instance is most likely another instance of “Shannon Appelcline” on Reddit.
How many regrets must this Wrath of Zombie guy have now? Is he realizing his hard work is now being used in the Voldemort returns campaign?
Sounds like Zako is getting the legal train rolling. Is he going to sue Mandy? Are all the distributers and publishers and cons going to be named in a class action?
This could get really good.
Zak is definitely insinuating legal action of some kind. But then again, numbnuts also posted his manifesto(s) after allegedly consulting a lawyer…so, yeah.
But he likely could not go after Mandy for more than defamation of character, libel or perhaps malice (if celebrity status could be deemed…so probably not).
And in the case of defamation or libel, that would be really, really hard to disprove. She wrote of her “experiences” and cited witnesses. He countered with his experiences (poorly, I might add, as he actually committed libel when he did so) and cited witnesses. This would be a really poor case for a lawyer to take.
Now he might go after distributers or retail outlets that have “banned” him. If they did not perform adequate research and simply worked off of Mandy’s statement, they might be liable for libel when they made their announcements to disassociate with him.
Again, no reputable lawyer would have allowed Zak to release that “defense” or permit him to continue to engage in his online shenanigans since then. Logic dictates: there is no lawyer.
Please Jesus, may we listen in on Dani Jang, Attorney at Law and his call to his new client?
Herro, you need rawyer?
Id like to know how many dudes actually contacted those chicks who had their phone numbers published by Zak? Is there anyone besides Dani Jang who called and said, “Hello? I am seriously trying to establish the validity of these allegations against Zak. Would you please relate your experiences?” And did it turn into “Uh huh, uh huh. So anyway, I saw some of your films. Are you doing anything right now?”
Any lawyer who takes up Fuckboy’s case better think twice about putting those skanks on the stand. One was tossed out of the US and the other is a working prostitute. Even without them that memo of his will bury him. Cocksucker that he is.
Authority cuts no ice with me … which is a very good reason why I should never, ever, find myself in a room with the Queen of England.
That and you’re a nobody unemployed fry cook
Looks like Mentzer went and got hisself banned from the Gary Con website. And he’s been asking for Gary Con’s legal mailing address. Does he need a sharp chingchong lawyer?
I do. Michael Avenatti is currently unavailable. Whoever it is that I find, that lawyer must be an anosmiac. All those years of feasting on end of the day baked goods, replete with wheat flour, have wrought havoc on My internals. I’m producing more toxic fumes than a turn of the 19th century heavy industry factory. Heck, My doctors compared the air quality in My general vicinity to that of Los Angeles or Beijing on a really bad day. Or I think that he did. He was hard to understand as he was speaking through a respirator.
It is total war between Me, and the Forces of Light, a.k.a. the old guard of the OSR, and this snivelling worm known as Luke “Melf” Gygax and his unholy allies.
Herro, Franky Panky! You need rawyer? I get Zak off with very light sentence for raping whore – he only banned for life from elf games. I get you off for creepy uncle routine with only ban from all cons except Total Con and some redneck con in Texas where they don’t mind so much the rapes.
For retainer, you must a promise Demon City gets prominent place in Worlds of Empyrea.
Dani Jang’s resume grows!
So goddam funny.
You need rawyer? I charge a hourly and by the sockpuppet.
Frog God Games Competition
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Bill Webb assures you that “Frog Bucks” is not a slur on French currency. Nor the Euro. He has much nastier slurs for *those people*. It was the cigarettes. He smoke some Gaulois at one point. He couldn’t stop vomiting for 24 hours. Ever since then he has had an insatiatble rage against all things French.
A warning: If you win, and we post your entry, with your name on it, you can expect to be assailed by Stacy Dellorfano, Christopher Helton, Jessica Price and their slavering hordes.
Who will cast the first stone at Zak Smith? Not me. Cough. He brought zest to the OSR by introducing maidens into a stagnant virginosphere. Now that he has retired with dignity, the OSR and forums have reverted to the old boys club, or should I say the club of men with stinking unremoved underpants?
Hrrrmmm. I don’t think you Zak. You Kent who is known far and wide for the doing gay?
YDIS’s grandmother has asked me to get her long-socks back from YDIS who borrowed them to make a pot of tea.
She needs them back. ‘I don’t think YDIS is at his best hallucinating over my sweat socks when he should be at his plumbing course.’
“My girlfriend is always pissing and moaning when I borrow her underwear,” YDIS said in defence.
I am confused but you guys know YDIS better.
Hahah. You should of stopped the first time retard. Time for you to go back to sticking Zak’s pole in your mouth.
Hi, Kent!
Herro fat negro man who no like his ding dong! You need rawyer?
If you want to talk about diversity and inclusion, make sure you’re calling out people when they’re not being inclusive, and don’t leave the labour on the most marginalized. Or, when the marginalised speak up, support them.
Y’all want change but don’t wanna do the work.
Just a reminder for those who choose to participate. We have Dave Hargrave Day coming up on May 25th and Gary Gygax Day coming up on July 27th. Also the host of Original Edition Role Playing Appreciation Day is moving it to sometime in the fall.
Please let me know if you are planning to post in May and/or July. That way I can give you a reminder closer to the date(s).
3 days since Zak posted in Demon City comments and there are no rebuttals or Dani Jang ass-felching. . Is it possible that poor Wrath fucker gave him one last spew before shutting them down?
A person who recounts that bad things happened with glee or approval is obviously a bad actor and should not be posting on the Internet anywhere. Bad actors belong in porn movies, never on the internet.
We must deplatform them, by any means necessary.
Ring ring
Kent: ‘ello?
?: hello, sir. This is the Greater British Urban Housing Authority. We are calling you to let you know you have used all your housing welfare credits on cheap alcohol. I’m afraid I have to inform you that you have one week to move out of your 1 bedroom flat.
Kent: What? No, that can’t be right. I mean, I do drink cheap gin and beer, but I still have credits!
?: hahahahahahahah
Kent: who..who is this?
Dani: hahah! This Dani Jang!
Kent: Who?
Dani: I supporter of Zak Smith and excellent rapey game Demon City, you bet!
Kent: how the hell did you get my number!
Dani: I know you support great Zak as well, so I call to make sure you speak out.
Kent: what? I…
Dani: You renown for many sock puppet accounts across internet. You puppets very unfunny, but that good because Zak say nerd jokes no helpy. Also I hear you gay and likey likey rectum sex much like great leader in my country.
Kent: You sound like a cunt. But Zak’s stuff is good. Not as good as Jaquays though.
Dani: Is that old 80’s Tranny game maker? No sex in hers games. Just nerd jokes. I wonder what tranny does with wee wee? In my country if you become tranny secret police burst in and make you eat pee pee raw. But they do not rape him/her/it. No homos. They take tranny’s family and have rape party at HQ. Make excellent Demon City scenario.
Kent: Jesus!
Dani: by way, how you spell name correct? Is Kent or Kunt?
Dial tone
Holy shit, Dani Jang Superbacker. That’s a Kent Flame for the ages. If only you didn’t have the worst taste in elf games on the planet I’d start the slow clap.
BTW loving how the comments at Zak’s place turned into an endless one-sided debate with imaginary critics expunged for various thought crimes. Like he didn’t look psycho before.
Needs more ‘urine in soda’ content.
I no pee pee in Coke, I pee pee in whores mouths and full bukake!
https://imgflip.com/i/30jnbp
Did Mickey Rooney rise from the grave to reprise his role as Mr. Yunioshi as Dani Jang here?
Dani, short for Danielle. Remember that Seinfeld episode with Donna Chang?
Yes, it’s like that. However he used to call himself Daniel before the transition. Just a boring ol’ whitebread Anglo-Saxon trans.
Who uses the term scalawag these days? Apart from Zakling. “I fear you’ve been ripped off. If you read a book with “two(!!!) clearly defined areas” or “literally two locations” you didn’t receive a copy of Red & Pleasant Land, you received some other book and were deceived by some scalawag into believing this was the award-winning, best-selling Red & Pleasant Land. Perhaps a cover was switched on you. Anyway: seek the perpetrator.”
Seek the perpetrator. Indeed. Force him to make a public apology and self-deplatform. Zakling has no clue what a true best seller is. Red and Pleasant land is chump change compared to the best-selling D&D of all time, which I wrote.
Franky I very powerful rawyer and Demon Shitty Super Backer not Thai lady boy! I chop suey you for everything you worth and that net salary (which a not so very much money I hear)! You better apologize or Zak and I will depratform you and then chop suey you for deframation of caricature.
Oh, Franky, looks like your obsession is baring her claws…
Messy Jessy, email me and we can compare notes about the character stat from Paranoia in context of how many times Tomb of Horror was reprinted and how it was MEN doing it and not asking my express permission. I wasn’t seeing large quantities of cash and now that I’m a phantom presence they are even more misogynistic towards me. No one is scrambling to reprint Cyborg Commando for some reason.
Or was it Toon that had chutzpah? Some other company’s game that was ripping me off.
Oh I am so over her. Truthfully, I would still tap that thang, but I would want my scooter turbo-charged, so that I may make My getaway with all due haste, lest she eat My head, eyebrows and all.
Now that the NDA has lapsed, bitter fired employee has nasty things to say about the company that fired her. Oh noes, they made me do work. ;'( Maybe the threat of being sued by El Beard wasn’t enough. Now she wants Paizo to menace her with Lawyers. Dani, you read this? More billable hours. The Treacherous Jessica will love, just love, your Rapey-rapey schtick. Because you’re a trans, and she’ll find it charming.
I guess she must dislike work, because she is doing everything she can to avoid ever getting hired.
This new funding platform is of interest to Me. However, I suspect that by the time I get around to setting up a nice campaign to fund the largest pan-industry project ever, Emyprea, JMal will have beaten me to the punch, and plucked all the pigeons.
Just checked. Pre-banned by gameontabletop dot com. Kuntz? Melf? Bote? I have so many enemies these days. And why? All I want to do is make fun elf games, and flirt with the ladies.
Gary, my friend, I am trying to revive Cyborg Commando. but Kim Mohan is being his usual drama queen self about the rights. Kaskoid, who hired him, has promised to intervene, but he’s re-discovered psychedelics, so it may be a long, long while*. Your son by Gail, Alex, was going to get it made into a video game or something, but that was before De Santos dropped the sue ball on Gail. The world has turned against us, We Bringers of Joy and Instillers of Child-like Wonder.
*That last Curmudgeon in the Cellar episode on Youtube, the one taken down, was 5 hours of Kaskoid staring, slack-jawed, into a lava lamp. *Magic* Mushrooms. Sigh.
Dismaster FraNe
6 minutes ago
@Mike Evans, after saying you will not publicly support your collaborator and going as far as to allow us to choose to opt out from receiving the book and to remove our names from the backer list, you’re allowing him monopolize the KS chat and publicly push us to denounce people in his favour admitting he would keep records on their activities and threatening them.
This is extremely worrying and uncomfortable to say the least.
I believe many people here would like a public clarification on your stance.
ZCollaborator
1 minute ago
If you are going to publicly commit defamation, you need to be comfortable with your victim knowing it, recording it, and taking steps to redress the problem you created.
Don’t give Mike a hard time about an entirely legal and morally necessary process–he’s got work to do in order to get this book out to the backers.
Markus Meirun
about 3 hours ago
Anyone who assists zak in this endeavor is a collaborator and will be treated as such. This is not about accountability.
ZCollaborator
about 1 hour ago
@markus do not threaten backers or lie in the comments
Ed SilverSuperbacker
11 minutes ago
I find it difficult to believe that Kickstarter supports the solicitation of enemies lists on their platform.
ZCollaborator
6 minutes ago
@Ed
“Enemies list” is verbal sleight-of-hand.
If someone does something wrong they’re a “bad actor”, a “harasser’, a “broken stair” etc. They need to be held accountable. This process of holding people accountable is a form of activism.
Calling that an “enemies list” suggests that holding bad actors accountable is some sort of petty Nixonian trick rather than what it actually is: a legitimate and necessary process of pursuing redress for people who have legitimately lied and done wrong.
Defamation is an offense–it’s not just a word someone made up.
Horey Morey Zak! You go off deep end! As your rawyer I got you off from raping whore with best deal possible! If you rape yourself, I can no help you.
You make Nixon look like Mother Theresa with all you crazy paranoia. You takey takey the drugs again?
What do I get if you’re wrong, Jason?
Don’t bully people, Jacob. I’m not a performing monkey.
Misinformation has to be addressed wherever it appears.
If you don’t like to read it, then just don’t read it.
Z sadly unaware that everything on his defense page is defamation against Mandy and his other victims. Hell, Mandy could even build a defamation case against her own dad. What a sad little paranoid piece of shit he is…
There was a time that I believed that Zak was not batshit crazy, but only played batshit crazy on TV.
He is batshit crazy. Full time.
To anyone keeping score, Zak’s current patreon score is 36 backers at 158 per month, meaning that his actions thus far have a negative effect, if any. Also why is no one hitting him on the dubious nature of his jewish status, or is that one debunked?
38, 171. Resubscribers of major doners or ballot stuffing?
Mike (wrathofzombie) EvansCreator
about 5 hours ago
Good day everyone,
I apologize for the lateness in responding to this current issue; real life business kept me away from a computer most of the day.
These arguments are neither productive nor helpful. At this point, it’s just heads beating against a wall.
As I have stated in previous comments: please keep all discussion on this page relevant to the Kickstarter, its status, and fulfillment. If people wish to continue this argument, then take it to another forum. There are people here who are interested in the product Demon City and do not wish to be barraged with notifications of ceaseless arguments.
As for my public stance: Demon City is going to be a fantastic book and I’m excited to see it released! However, I will not allow this Kickstarter to become a platform for anyone. Browbeating, belligerent arguing, or toxicity will not be tolerated.
Going forward all comments that do not pertain to the topic of Demon City, its status, and fulfillment will be reported to KS.
Thank you
Mike Evans
JasonSuperbacker
about 8 hours ago
Weird, how you know so much about the posting history of that account but it was “someone” who was posting as SAppelcline and not you. Even though those screenshots prove otherwise.
I hope this illustrates to everybody reading this the ludicrous lengths Zak will go to always be the victim and never the guilty party.
Oh, I forgot to ask you your favorite line:
Would you be willing to sign a document under threat of perjury that you were not SAppelcline? Y/N
But sure, anybody who points out your hypocrisy is just engaging in harrassment, right?
https://imgur.com/a/buMgVs2
JasonSuperbacker
about 9 hours ago
That is some pretzel logic.
Using that username in an RPG space could have no other purpose than to make people think you were him. The rest of your explanation is semantic hair splitting to cover yourself legally. Why then, pray tell, did you use this username then, if not for that purpose. This is gonna be a good one, I just know it.
ZCollaborator
about 9 hours ago
If literally the only reason you can think of that whoever used that name wanted to impersonate Shannon it’s weird you play RPGs since you’re not very creative.
Though since you’ve made a lot of bad assumptions here and repeatedly posted in bad faith in the comments–so maybe you’re just playing dumb.
ZCollaborator
about 8 hours ago
And I’m done indulging you–you need to address the responses to all your previous bad-faith and harassing comments here on the page if you want fair engagement or to be treated like you’re owed answers to questions.
JasonSuperbacker
about 9 hours ago
HAHAHAHA
Are you seriously arguing that you using a reddit username SAppelcline was never meant to make people think it was the real Shannon Appelcline?
This can’t be real.
ZCollaborator
about 9 hours ago
Of course–nothing that account says uses Shannon’s writing voice or is concerned the kinds of narrow content Shannon wrote about. And nobody ever asks them if that screen-name is related to the person’s real name or if the s stands for shannon.
JasonSuperbacker
about 9 hours ago
https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads/vampire-the-masquerade-prelude-we-eat-blood-and-all-our-friends-are-dead.798530/page-12#post-20840475
Try again. Own petard and all that.
ZCollaborator
about 9 hours ago
That’s jut a link to RPGnet harasser Shannon Appelcline _claiming_ that the SAppelcline account is someone pretending to be him.
It’s not: the SAppelcline account itself never claims to be someone named Shannon Appelcline.
JasonSuperbacker
about 9 hours ago
Cool.
So will you be publicly apologizing to Shannon Applecline? There is objective proof you were pretending to be him on reddit. It’s been awhile and I haven’t seen it. Seems like you should hold yourself to your own standards.
ZCollaborator
about 9 hours ago
At no point did _anyone_ pretend to be Shannon Appelcline, as far as I know.
Greetings!
No one ever wants to believe that women can be lying, decietful, and manipulative for the purposes of their own gain or their pleasure in getting revenge. No, never. Furthermore, it always boggles me that so many people are eager to believe that women are these sweet, innocent, pure creatures.
Few seem to want to face the harsh truth of women–many, many of them are absolute hedonists that love wallowing in debauchery at every opportunity.
Women love sending nude pics to men–they do it all the time to men that they find attractive. Women love stealing men from other women. The challenge, the ego-stroking, the competitiveness against other women, the hot, illicit sex–all of that is like a MOAB of coke to their brains. They fucking love it. Women love orgies, affairs, playing grab-ass with a stable of fuck boys online, all of it.
I’m sure this SJW is a moron, and it wouldn’t surprise me if he is guilty of whatever. All along the way, though, there were probably hordes of women banging him eagerly behind his wife’s back. Fucking desperately hungry they were. This shit happens all the time.
Sad.
Semper Fidelis,
SHARK
Ty Beard, is that you? Or is it Pundejo?
Eh? Sharks do date from the Ordovician period, 450–420 million years ago, so this attitude is unsurprising.
Those hordes of women banging him behind his wife’s back… it was the car. Chick dig the car. Gas, grass — well, meth, or ass; nobody rode in Zak’s Fiero for free. And Zak moved to LA because he knew that nobody walks in LA. This, and Southern California girls have appallingly low standards. I learned this visiting Gary in his LA days.
Nobody walks in LA…Mandy does bear an uncanny resemblance to Missing Persons lead singer Dale Bozzio… https://media1.fdncms.com/ntslo/imager/u/slideshow/2932077/dale_bozzio.jpg
We all know how this turns out…
Zak’s latest petulance from Demon Squatty KS:
Mike (wrathofzombie) EvansCreator
about 7 hours ago
Good day everyone,
I apologize for the lateness in responding to this current issue; real life business kept me away from a computer most of the day.
These arguments are neither productive nor helpful. At this point, it’s just heads beating against a wall.
As I have stated in previous comments: please keep all discussion on this page relevant to the Kickstarter, its status, and fulfillment. If people wish to continue this argument, then take it to another forum. There are people here who are interested in the product Demon City and do not wish to be barraged with notifications of ceaseless arguments.
As for my public stance: Demon City is going to be a fantastic book and I’m excited to see it released! However, I will not allow this Kickstarter to become a platform for anyone. Browbeating, belligerent arguing, or toxicity will not be tolerated.
Going forward all comments that do not pertain to the topic of Demon City, its status, and fulfillment will be reported to KS.
Thank you
Mike Evans
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JasonSuperbacker
about 10 hours ago
Weird, how you know so much about the posting history of that account but it was “someone” who was posting as SAppelcline and not you. Even though those screenshots prove otherwise.
I hope this illustrates to everybody reading this the ludicrous lengths Zak will go to always be the victim and never the guilty party.
Oh, I forgot to ask you your favorite line:
Would you be willing to sign a document under threat of perjury that you were not SAppelcline? Y/N
But sure, anybody who points out your hypocrisy is just engaging in harrassment, right?
https://imgur.com/a/buMgVs2
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JasonSuperbacker
about 11 hours ago
That is some pretzel logic.
Using that username in an RPG space could have no other purpose than to make people think you were him. The rest of your explanation is semantic hair splitting to cover yourself legally. Why then, pray tell, did you use this username then, if not for that purpose. This is gonna be a good one, I just know it.
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ZCollaborator
about 10 hours ago
If literally the only reason you can think of that whoever used that name wanted to impersonate Shannon it’s weird you play RPGs since you’re not very creative.
Though since you’ve made a lot of bad assumptions here and repeatedly posted in bad faith in the comments–so maybe you’re just playing dumb.
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ZCollaborator
about 10 hours ago
And I’m done indulging you–you need to address the responses to all your previous bad-faith and harassing comments here on the page if you want fair engagement or to be treated like you’re owed answers to questions.
—
JasonSuperbacker
about 11 hours ago
HAHAHAHA
Are you seriously arguing that you using a reddit username SAppelcline was never meant to make people think it was the real Shannon Appelcline?
This can’t be real.
—
ZCollaborator
about 11 hours ago
Of course–nothing that account says uses Shannon’s writing voice or is concerned the kinds of narrow content Shannon wrote about. And nobody ever asks them if that screen-name is related to the person’s real name or if the s stands for shannon.
—
JasonSuperbacker
about 11 hours ago
https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads/vampire-the-masquerade-prelude-we-eat-blood-and-all-our-friends-are-dead.798530/page-12#post-20840475
Try again. Own petard and all that.
—
ZCollaborator
about 11 hours ago
That’s jut a link to RPGnet harasser Shannon Appelcline _claiming_ that the SAppelcline account is someone pretending to be him.
It’s not: the SAppelcline account itself never claims to be someone named Shannon Appelcline.
—
JasonSuperbacker
about 11 hours ago
Cool.
So will you be publicly apologizing to Shannon Applecline? There is objective proof you were pretending to be him on reddit. It’s been awhile and I haven’t seen it. Seems like you should hold yourself to your own standards.
—
ZCollaborator
about 11 hours ago
At no point did _anyone_ pretend to be Shannon Appelcline, as far as I know.
State of the Raggi! State of the Raggi!
Alright all you Lamentations Lovers, it’s been a month since my last update so here’s where we are as a company. We sold another copy of Red & Pleasant (35), 4 Vornheim (19) and 2 Frostbitten (25) so I managed to unload another E180 of Zak’s product since my April 12th plea to the community. Thank you for buying. You know who you are. Also someone bought a copy of the core LOTFP book so thank you for that extra E22 this month. Funny story: despite Zak crapping on products like Isle of the Unknown, Veins of the Earth and Brood Mother they outsell him now euro for euro.
Sounds like that fat smelly ape Raggi can afford a Finnish whore this month. I understand JR likes his fat ugly pig-wife to choke the whore till she shits on the hardwood floor so Raggi can jerk his wimpy pud on the mess.
I mean, it is Finland after all.
Weep for Raggi! Please buy some product or if you can send over that Exclusive Mug Shot babe up there.
PS. Satine you know our door is always open if you feel like walking a few flights up.
Hanna Ragginainen is not a fat ugly pig-wife. She’s the perfect corn-fed beauty, or reindeer meat-fed beauty. And a lot of fun to party with at a Con. Game for anything. Ragster turns in early, even at GenCon. He can sleep through anything too. You know how I know this. Hanna is, like Me, a night owl. Sadly I won’t be able to show her a few tricks I’ve learned to do with my scooter at GenCon this year.
Prostitution is legal in Finland. So is choking prostitutes, as long as the John does not leave any severe bruising on their neck.
Hanna does have amazingly strong hands. Very gifted hands. Oh yes.
Hanna’s breasts seem of the low-hanging kind but I don’t mind, and neither does Jordan Peterson, who (I guess) got to wipe his lobster cracker on them in exchange for a pic with fanboy Jimmy holding a copy of Lame Imitation.
Guess again, my proto-Quebecois, how you say, ami! I laid Jordan Jr on Raggi’s tits because they are bigger than his wife’s. We Canadians love our moobs, and Ragg’s got a rack that’s almost as good as our homegrown Lexi’s.
Now, send me some money, and I’ll tell you to clean your goddamn room.
So our favorite asexual-mental-illness-suffering-Canadian-mother-of-terrible-rpgs has become aware of Zakattack’s antics on Kickstarter. As if he could try to crawl his way back without his arch-nemesis knowing…
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I’m taking a risk and saying something publicly because he’s a piece of shit who has already hurt me as much as is possible.
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@wundergeek
17h17 hours ago
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He’s soliciting screenshots of people saying bad things about him, presumably so he can update his harassment target list? And he’s doing so as an update to his Kickstarter for Demon City which is a totally sane and normal thing to do.
So. Don’t have amnesia again, gamers.
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@wundergeek
17h17 hours ago
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Zak Smith is attempting to get up to his old tricks, so gaming men? Here’s the real test.
Are you going to let him? Or are you going to protect the targets of his harassment the way you said you would when he was outed as a sexual predator in addition to being a known harasser?
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I didn’t apologize at all. Satine’s actions were totally evil and wrong–just like the actions of anyone else who supported Mandy’s false claims. That doesn’t mean she herself can’t apologize and improve and cease to be evil later.
I never made any claims about who is “capable of redemption”. I was simply telling you what I knew at that point about Satine and her motives. You’re doing the dumb-online-gamer-nerd thing of assuming instead of asking, which is one way people got themselves into this mess.
To wit: anyone willing to apologize fully and publicly for their participation in this harassment campaign is “capable of redemption”. Anyone who doesn’t, isn’t.
You read something I wrote about Satine, and you read something I read about Scrap and Patrick and you didn’t remember the specifics, you instead came away with a _general impression of what you guessed my intended tone was_ and then made a comment about that.
While tone exists and _perceived_ tone can sway public opinion (since a lot of the public is stupid), no intelligent person would judge another (especially morally) based on a _guess_ about their tone. They’d first do whatever they could to check the intent of the statement and the effect of the statement since they all should know judgment of tone is fuzzy.
Pronouncing a moral judgment on someone comes with a duty to actually do things check if that judgment is true. Otherwise you’re basically holding everyone a loaded gun and asking them to shoot anyone they like with it–which is pretty much the status quo in the RPG scene: If you don’t like a statement or product, you accuse the creator of moral crimes, and you do nothing to check and if you turn out to be wrong nothing bad happens.
Here’s what I actually believe:
Scrap, Patrick, and everyone else on the planet who supported Mandy’s claims is bad and should face accountability for having done that and I am taking steps–wholly within the bounds of the law–to make sure that does actually happen this time.
Accountability can take a variety of forms:
If you apologize publicly, that’s accountability. This is the best and mildest outcome.
If you have your career impacted, that’s also accountability. Much harsher.
If you get sued and fork over cash to your victim, that’s accountability. Even worse.
If you get sued, get on the stand, claim your false thing is true, get prosecuted for perjury and go to jail for a little bit, that’s accountability. That’s probably the worst.
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Scrap and Patrick did different things than Satine, though, and if you want to cease to be a stupid gamer nerd you’ll try to grasp this difference:
Scrap and Patrick made false claims about my non-Mandy-related behavior and _also_ promoted Mandy’s bullshit. Scrap (for instance) claimed I said tone didn’t exist, and Patrick claimed I “would not survive the rules you impose on others.” and that I argued dishonestly and (weirdly) seemed to imply I _didn’t think I was agressive_ (I am, of course, aggressive–bad actors shold be pursued aggressively)–maybe that means something different in England.
Satine said a different thing, which may make her better or worse depending how you view it. Satine said she observed nothing wrong in my behavior but supports Mandy’s claims anyway.
So you might say “Wow she admits seeing nothing but is still defaming this guy, that’s worse” or you might say “Well at least she didn’t pile on additional brand-new libel”.
Either way, Satine claims no specific knowledge of me doing anything wrong so any argument claiming she does is invalid.
Either way: don’t assume things. Ask. I’m right here.
…[T]he audience for online RPG material includes a lot of people who are on the spectrum, or who instinctively spin any information that comes at them to their emotional advantage (“if I call someone out it’s calling them out, if you call someone out, it’s harassment”), or who willfully misread tone, that it’s good to explain things in a very clear and literal way at all times.
Like Wundergeek for example.
Is this authentic Zak spunk? Where did he dribble it out?
I have been reduced to one platform, my blog, by the bad faith actions of bad actors. It is from there that I, like Napoleon from Elba, shall return in Triumph to the head of the DIY D&D community.
Yes! Finally shitface name checks Satine Phoenix! Hopefully she’ll now repent her silence and speak up for Mandy Morbid (If she did already as Zak suggests, please link).
Thrash Zak, thrash!!!
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rnczm
Satine’s status on Mandy’s statement: https://www.facebook.com/731570635/posts/10155875511770636/
She’s also got 47k plus twitter followers to zakattack’s 5,980. She’s internet famous with the new breed of D&D celebutards and therefore, important to all the folks for whom 5e is the first version of D&D they’ve ever played. She basically leapfrogged him. Zak is still yearning for credibility and the only people who actually care about that kind of shit have ghosted him. I can’t wait for all his defamation suits…against his former friends…outside of the US (Patrick Stuart…England…Scrap…New Zealand…etc.) I’m sure Ken Hite has better lawyers and Mike Mearls is protected by WotC…until Pundejo releases the “Mearls emails” whatever the fuck that means.
Awesome PS, thanks. And excellent assessment.
I won’t exactly say I’m on team Satine, but I like her more now that I know she horked off shitface.
BTW looked at a PDF of Vornheim yesterday. My god. I don’t exactly run a vanilla game, but I couldn’t use a fraction of that stuff. My players would laugh me out the door. What an overblown bunch of crap. Everything is like a joke with no payoff. And are those “maps” meant to be used? Sheesh.
It must irritate Zak to no end that Satine is now several levels more “famous” than he is. More followers on twitter, more media positive media exposure, more money, etc. She tweeted something recently about negative bad stuff going rearing it’s head and I thought, oh great, she’s seen Zakattack’s attempts to crawl back…and nope, some way more famous gamervlog dude being rapey. The world has moved on…
You’re not allowed to lie in the comments.
If you have evidence you think proves your false statement true, provide it. So far nobody’s ever presented a single link or ‘cap where anybody claims to be another person, especially me.
Whats the deal with him always begging for .public apologies? Has anyone ever publicly apologized to this clownish dumfuck? Why would you?
More brain droppings from the Zakling:
Like victims of harassment are _explicitly told to do_ by all antiharassment resources–crash override, hollaback, etc, I record the harassment that I get.
Also like all activists, I make accusations.
And like anyone trying to be good, I have_evidence_ to back up accusations I make.
If this strikes you as “irregular” or wrong:
1. you have some fucked-up social norms going on wherever you hang out, and
2. you need to go yell at all the people who have lists of complaints about me.
Wundergeek repeatedly and falsely accused me of harassing them and of being sexist. Wundergeek is a liar. Proof: https://armsinthewronghands.tumblr.com/post/148469806573/anna-kreider-wundergeek
There are interesting twists in your question though:
-You suggest someone would have to be evil _to me_ rather than to some other victim in order to be worth calling out. Anna’s first victim was Hyun Tae Kim, not me and I first called Anna out for attacking him. It is disgusting that I had to do that and that no-one else did it first, especially people in Anna’a social circle. If someone is mentally ill and saying Nazi shit, it shouldn’t be up to me and only me to call them out–Anna’s friends should’ve done something and in later years should’ve apologized for not doing it sooner. Anna was being a monster, saying Kim should lose work for making art that wasn’t as conservative as Anna wanted–everyone Anna knew should’ve immediately been alarmed and done something, The entire RPG scene should’ve deplatformed Kreider immediately if Anna refused to apologize for spewing propaganda like that-Anna might as well have said Jews shouldn’t be allowed in the same hotels as gentiles. It’s very bizarre how much more eager the scene is to deplatform people for crimes they can’t prove than for ones they can.
-Also note, people are constantly alleging arguments involving me somehow start because someone’s criticizing _me_ . This is actually rarely true–they start because someone’s unfairly attacking some third party and I step in (usually because nobody else will). In this case it was Hyun Tae Kim, in another is was Anna and Ben Lehman attacking James Des (who was a dick, but not the kind of dick they were saying–though the urge to lie about rape is pretty strong in the RPG scene), with Something Awful they kept attacking the OSR in general, people attacked Kiel Chenier, Contessa, Raggi, Kingdom Death, etc. And none of the major luminaries in the RPG scene did shit about these right-wing attacks on creators. Monte said nothing, Mearls, Hite–nobody. So I did.
That’s quite the persecution complex Zakling has. Beaten up by a girl –hmm, sort of a girl these days — now. Truth to tell: Wundergeek could probably curb stomp Zak. Ooh, what a fight that would be to see. The hissing, the hair pulling, the screeching and scratching and slapping. And of course all the things Wundergeek would do too.
Kind of reminded about in one of Howard Sterns books he talked about Michael Jackson and his manager meeting with him after the second round of buggery allegations. They actually were asking him to speak out about him, say he was innocent. They actually believed Stern could change public perception of The Diddler.
Zak asking people to speak up for him seems even crazier. Like he’s hoping Ernie Gygax himself will repent and sway the gametards.
It’s unreal. Zak thinks there’s hope. But he also hedges bets by saying “I don’t care” here and there.
Holy +5 Avengers Zpastic has really lost it. It is so obvious now how his entire life revolves around elf games and his fake ass crafted image of being a big ass baller in the arr pee geezis market when he was a poser punk that had daddy’s money and a good drug dealer to get some girls to sit stoned at a table with him while he pretended to play D&D.
As much as Zpastic doesn’t care he sure is devoting all his time to making suck poopets demanding he be let back into gaming and be worshipped.
Personally surprised he hasn’t OD’d by now because it’s fairly obvious he has nothing to live for since he’s been outed as an abuser, rapist, suck poopeteer, nasty runny Nurgle shitstain. I wonder if Zpastic is Skyping with Jamal so they can share notes about how the RPG community has done them wrong.
Do not befoul the name of his holiness, great Grandfather Nurgle. Zakattack is mere underhive scum.
I’m tired of being so extra. I’m tired of being too much. Too loud. Too crazy. Too anxious. Too abrasive. Too SJW. Too queer. Too obnoxious. I wish I could be less of all these things, but I can’t. I’ve never been able to.
Mostly, I wish I wasn’t too difficult to love.
Herro, brue hair wunderfreak! You need rawyer?
Doesn’t shim have sher wifband? And don’t ther have a child thim are raising like It’s Pat?
Mayhaps leave flaming idiotic gendher pawliticks behind and people will love youeey?
For all future legal references, Zak’s pronouns are officially zim and zit.
Hey Bros. My Patreon is coming back, 38 patrons and $171. That’s right, I’m coming back. Two new patrons in less than a month. I’m harder to get rid of than cockroaches.
Remember; literally the _second_ you make a public accusation (“this is to scare people”) you have a moral and legal obligation that it be true. You can be wrong because you claim to be deceived, but if you didn’t even do _thing one_ to check you’re negligent.
Whoever is spreading the defamatory comment about the existence of a video where I am gang-pegged by Satine and Stokely and a few waifs we picked up at the bus station is acting in bad faith. They didn’t fact check. Confront them if you find them.
That’s not even an eight ball 😦
Be careful of any drug deals that sound too good to be true, Zak! They cut all that shit with fentanyl now.
Although I hear fentanyl cures scabs.
I’m kinda surprised that Kent hasn’t shown up to have another public meltdown over ‘Game of Thrones’.
George R.R. Martin ran into Kaskoid at some Con or the other a few years back. I mean that literally. Martin, the fat fuck, is as bad at driving as he is at writing. Martin’s scooter, a cheap ass Travel Pro, left a paint smear on Kaskoid’s new Raptor R-3. Martin had the chutzpah to excoriate Kaskoid with the “Do you know who I am?” schtick, even though he was at fault. Or, he tried to. Kaskoid was having none of that, and promptly introduced the fat fuck to scooter jousting. Kaskoid has one of those quad canes, for when he needs to stand up out of the scooter. He backed up, and wielding the cane like a lance, Charged Martin, cleanly “unhorsed” the fat fuck, and then gave him a pretty thorough beat-down before Con Security could intervene.
Con management hushed everything up. Can’t have word get ’round that a *V.I.P* like Martin got roughed up. They paid massive amounts of hush money to both Kaskoid and the fat fuck. Kaskoid spent the money on scooter upgrades and weed. Martin squandered all the cash on Big Macs and Whoppers. He didn’t write a word during his entire, rather lengthy, convalescence either. This is why he took so long to write Game of Thrones. He didn’t start writing again until the ‘settlement’ money was gone. Then there is the brain damage from quad-cane blows. It explains much of the later Game of Thrones story-line.
Words of Warning: Never, ever, wear a tugboat captain’s hat in Kaskoid’s presence.
I seem to recall that you tried to bill yourself as Frank R. R. Mentzer for a couple of months.
Why don’t you tell these youngsters why you sicced Kask on me? The fans wrote to me and asked me to reclaim the Githyanki, from my novella The Dying of the Light as my intellectual property, even though TSR/WotC claimed them as “product identity”. It would have opened up a lot of opportunities for writers using the OGL, but Mearls paid you and Kask off to scare me off from claiming my rightful IP and liberating it for the fans. I heard you sent Charlie Stross a box of Danish pastries with a severed ear in it. You took Mearls’ 30 pieces of silver, and paid Kask off with an 8-ball. You’ll both get yours, I’m going to send Arya Stark after you geezers.
Your incoherent jibber-jabber tells me that you still have the brain damage. Good.
You brought the Wrath of Kaskoid on yourself. Maybe if you had been paying attention to where you were going, instead of that massive plate of cheese fries you were busy stuffing into your pie hole, you would not have dinged his scooter.
You lack the creativity and imagination to have come up with the Githyanki, or anything original. Your Magnum Opus is nothing more than a bad re-telling of the War of the Roses, with lame *magic*, pitiful dragons, and pathetic everything else. Maybe do the world a favor and drive your scooter over a cliff the next time your tempted to write.
Do send that delicious Arya Stark my way. If you do, 😉 ;), I may be motivated to convince Kask not to make road kill of you the next time he seees you.
For those of you who Need Diverse Dice, Honky Goodman finally brought back his Magical Negro Dice for a second run. However now instead of rubbing them on your afro for luck or whatever it was, you “use them to invoke spellburn.” Fortunately for me I pre-ordered and snatched up the original nappy-headed ho version during their limited availability (Thanks YDIS!)
Yeah, that’s right, I bought them. Don’t tell me I’m the only one.
Yo, Heavy Trans, when are running your next game? I want to play one of those Pathfinder half-orc lesbian chicks but with a giant mamma-jamma ’70’s ‘fro.
It’s time to confess, I am ydis and I think Fin is on to me. I was so close to a complete takeover, but it may be salvaged yet. There are still plenty of members that I can target and use as scapegoats, maybe some of my fellow mods. I messed up and logged in from the wrong IP with one of my many sockpuppets. MWWUUAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! I know, ironic isn’t it that the ULTRA PRIMO sockpuppet hater makes wide use of them. But it has been working really well for me and if I can deplatform a few more people it will all be mine. MWWUUAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! Sorry Zak, sorry Frank, you are just collateral damage, but I don’t care cause I didn’t like you anyway. You just violate my SJW sensibilities, and I know that’s gay, but I am gay so what the hell. I too support Gail, I love it when she uses the strap-on and makes me wear the ball-gag. MWWUUAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Yo, Frankie, FYI I’m trying to get your fellow fatass honky writer Martin to come to StankCon, so try to make nice.
We be gon have a special treat; “The Frank Mentzer Scooter Experience.” Skinny folk at the con (there’ll be a couple) can pay a small fee and get an experience like you and your fellow scooter bros have. We put some pudding in your pants-seat along with some Sulphur powder, dress you in one o’ them sumo fat suits, give you a temporary scooter, and let you ride around the con making people think you sharted. If any local news folk come to do a fluff piece, we’ll do this with them.
Also planning to have a devilled egg eating contest the first night, so Saturday can be a real stinker in the merch and panel halls.
Private courtesy baby changing rooms will be available for you and all special guests to periodically clean your pants from real sharts if you can’t make it to your rooms in a speedy manner (nobody likes cold shit in they drawers). Betcha Garycon never offered these perks!
I miss Blooey 😦
❤️
Sorry all for my silence. Btw, it’s “bloodymage,” one word, no caps. Don’t want the lady gettiung pissed at me for usurping her colloquial title!
I am at it again on my blog. This time StuPat is in my sights.
Patrick’s main problem–as an author as in life–is a total inability to imagine and deal with real life and the fact that he, therefore, prefers writing to thinking. He doesn’t run a regular real-life RPG game at home (very common problem with the worst of the online RPG scene) and the games he runs on-line are kind of ad-hoc and silly and don’t look at all like the heavy, poetic RPG stuff he writes.
So just as his ideas of real-life solutions are stupid (“Oh my friends are fighting, instead of, like, talking to them, I’ll write a blog post screaming at them!” “Oh, half the online RPG scene lies all the time–let’s help them by lambasting people for trying to stop them!” “Libel you say? If it involves talking I want in on that!”) his ideas of how any even kind-of complicated RPG scenario or presentation will work are pretty foggy because he can’t play out scenarios in his mind.
And, of course, all the descriptions were wayyyyy too long and disorganized to use quickly at the table.
Why someone would want to spend all that time making RPG stuff they don’t even use escapes me. But I’m not a shrink. I am an Artiste and DIY D&D superstar.
Typical shithead. He’ll champion someone and promote their stuff as being the best when he knows they’re on his side. Once they’re not on his side he’ll denigrate them and claim they’re not smart, not creative, etc. Typical malignant narcissism. Reminds me of a certain President and Rex Tillerson…
Exactly. When they were collaborators and e-buds, Zak couldn’t praise Paddy enough as a fellow misunderstood, genius RPG “poet.” Now suddenly he’s a social retard and fake gamer who writes unusable D&D material.
I mean, if Zak wants to call Paddy out on the backstabbing and bad-mouthing then fair game. But how does his abandonment of Zak suddenly render his work invalid? If Paddy’s work was such shit, then a champion of truth like Zak should have raised such criticisms even back in the days when he stood to gain a smattering of blog visits and some chump change from his partnership.
Of course, I’d level the same criticism at Paddy for jumping at the chance to make a few euros working with a turd like Zak, but at least he implies he was unaware of Zak’s true essence until later (if you can believe that). Zak can hardly argue that he only became aware of the truth about Paddy’s writing after their Mandy schism.
Zak S 28 December 2012 at 16:26
Why are you such a good writer?
Zak has a point about “the worst” of the RPG crowd having no home games. A fag like Christian can’t seem to keep a game going more than 3 sessions once he puts one together. The Unblown at Dragonsfoot drone on about proper play and “my 12 players” but one gets the impression the most vocal haven’t had a group in years. Unless all the folk they know are fellow man-tards with no other options (there just can’t be that many 1st ed games going on anymore).
But he shouldn’t knock other folks art or modules. His “art” is a fucking eyesore and his only book I’ve looked at, Vornheim, seems mostly written as a series of in-jokes with no punchline.
If lonely man-tards who have no games to run/play, then Ztard is another axis of “the worst” in the hobby. He’s the guy who only has home games that he runs for sycophants. He never has to deal with new, unknown players like you do when running games at conventions. He doesn’t play in games where he’s not some kind of superstar/known-entity. He has no experience of running/playing things outside of his insular comfort zone.
Back when he spent a lot of time bashing “story games” it was painfully clear he’d never played any of them, or tried to play them with anyone who had experience/expertise with those kinds of games. And he would bristle in typical zpastic fashion whenever anyone called him on it.
“My sphere of experience is the correct experience and my critique of other experiences is objective and truthful. If you don’t do things the way my experiences dictate then you are a bad person.” -not a direct quote but a summary of his blog for the last how many years
Zak is rising from his ashes like a hideous reverse-phoenix, slowly rebuilding his depleted strength. 39 worshippers and 176 dollars. Will he make it back to 200 and will anyone actually play his 100k horror game?
Let me clarify then: Patrick committed libel. He says stuff about people that isnt true and shitty in public all the time, thereby passing at least the definition of “libel per se” all the time and possibly trad libel where you have to prove damages.
This is just a friendly reminder that Kent does gay and loves it up the butt!
As a low-income transgender lesbian with an immigrant spouse, living in a place that voted for Trump, dealing with some serious diagnosed life-long depression and anxiety issues, it’s been a bit hurtful and frankly infuriating to get hit with “silence = complicity” and things like that. I’m not always the greatest moderator and sometimes I mess up, and I’m very aware of that, but being accused of being some clueless person with nothing to lose is not okay.
I have been in constant fear that I will lose my meager benefits before I can get my income stabilized. And until very recently, I was in constant fear that I’ve never be able to live with my wife (who is pretty much vital for me having any sort of functionality and happiness), then in constant fear that her green card wouldn’t be approved, then that it wouldn’t get the two year conditions removed. In particular, it’s only recently with the help of medicine that I don’t feel like I’m in a life-or-death fight/flight/freeze panic whenever I see some politician advocating a policy that could ruin or endanger my life. And my problems are rather minor compared to what some of my friends and loved ones are dealing with.
I’m worried that unless I get my act together, my immigrant spouse will leave me for someone who is not a trainwreck. Chelsea Manning will be out of prison soon.
Zak Sabbath said…
@erased anon
1. Your recent message was erased for containing misinformation.
2. The “no lying” rule is not a “techicality”–it’s what any responsible website should do.
3. All my statements about Patrick are warranted
4. ” can you prove that patrick doesn’t run games like his books?”
Unlike accusations of, say, internet harassment–which leave a written record–Patrick’s GMing style isn’t recorded in text. So barring some extension of the post-Tony-Blair extension of the British Orwellian Surveillance state this has to rest on the claims of people who played them. Ask Patrick, ask Zedeck Siew, ask me, ask anyone else.
That is as far as I can go with evidence, and I am stating it clearly. If you interview other players and their account conflicts with mine I will happily answer any further questions to explain any conflicts and establish the truth of my story. The last game I played involved a lot of flamingo-people and other talking animals being really silly. There was only one complex monster. I do 100% make this claim under penalty of perjury and am willing to go to jail if its proved to be untrue, and I’ll happily go through all the trouble to sign a statement to that effect if you will also go to the trouble to do the same about your own claims.
5. “What the everloving FUCK did patrick do to you to make you say:
“his ideas of real life solutions are stupid”
Example: two people he liked online didn’t like each other. The nonstupid solution would be to contact them and talk about it, the stupid solution would be write a blog post about it where you lie. I said this in my original response.
6. ” Im pretty sure you implied he did a libel. “Libel? If it involves talking I want in on that!””
Let me clarify then: Patrick committed libel. He says stuff about people that isnt true and shitty in public all the time, thereby passing at least the definition of “libel per se” all the time and possibly trad libel where you have to prove damages.
May 26, 2019 at 11:26 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
@other erased anon
You’re not allowed to lie in the comments. Duh.
May 26, 2019 at 11:30 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
Legal note:
“Libel per se” is a legal term for when someone writes a shitty false thing in a fixed medium (usually public text or video) that’s so fucked up you don’t have to prove specific damages.
May 26, 2019 at 11:35 PM
Anonymous said…
i dont think i’ve ever seen patrick say anything that fits as “libel per se” then, unless you mean he says he believes mandy.
May 27, 2019 at 7:53 AM
Zak Sabbath said…
then you didnt read all his posts attacking me
May 27, 2019 at 4:54 PM
Anonymous said…
well, erm, have fun in court with that i guess????
May 27, 2019 at 9:12 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
Thank you!
Where is this coming from? Private discord?
From Fuckface’s blog comments (his discussions are mainly on the comments of like three posts ago), where he basically does a production of Waiting for Godot with himself and anonymous.
Zakko, willing to go to jail for elfgame drama…
Christ, how the hell did he ever convince anyone that he was smart?
He could actually go to jail if the situation with Hanna ever went to court. The shithead is such an obvious poseur in any kind of kink/bdsm scene. Just because someone says they’re into something doesn’t mean they want to do it with you right now in a public space. He never asked if he could slap/choke her in that specific situation. There’s no difference between their two stories. The critical error is that after you find out someone is into weird shit, you ask them if they 1) want to do it with you 2) and when 3) and where. He basically assaulted her.
Mandy and the others were certainly “one and done,” and the fact that Zak’s “big revelations” including Mandy’s “dad” landed with a soft shit-flop sound ended up making this a sound strategy, assuming it was purposeful (they are clearly idiots for getting involved with the creepy scum in the first place). It would be a different ballgame if they stuck around to argue and further accuse. But after his initial thrash Zako has nobody but the folk he needs to thrive (publishers, collaborators) to hate-on after they turned their backs on him.
And former friends, Patrick, Satine, etc have also left him in the desert. The Satine part must really sting. Wide scale shunning, close friends rejecting him. this is all hurtful stuff. Despite his trying his usual argue methods, with new terminology and analogies (“I’ll sign a legal document and go to jail if I’m wrong!! ” – Surreal when you think about it), its all on deaf ears because the community seems to have moved on like they rushed out of an elevator after spending several minutes in it with a lingering, sour fart.
Its all so sweet. I can’t get enough. Hopefully some of his current clingers will eventually turn as well. It seems inevitable. At least some might still be hoping for Satine like mini-fame, like that Charlotte Stokley skank (at 32 her day job taking big black elephant dongs in the bum has a clock on it). But they ain’t going to find it smugly holding signs saying “I support Zak S.”
Seeing Mandy’s rapist shunned and deplatformed so quickly and then losing control of the narrative once and for all was a pleasure to watch but now he’s old news. Mandy’s rapist is just flailing about helplessly now with no audience and no friends. He’s like that last little piece of turd that just won’t flush down. Zak tried desperately to make this about his rape victim Mandy, but let’s not forget there were THREE OTHER WOMEN Zak worked with who came forward with similar stories of their own assaults by Zak and offered credible corroboration for Mandy. People quickly saw through his false dichotomy proof or your a liar bullshit and pulled the plug on Mandy’s rapist forever.
It’s time to let him die and give it a rest. Put it on the shelf and pull it down again if he tries to come crawling back in a year or so.
On a lighter (not lighter) note, rape enthusiast Grim Jim Desborough is back with part 2 of his rape support series: IN DEFENSE OF RAPING CHILDREN!
Here’s the background, the BBC is on it!
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-48483746
I saw this they were playing some kind of Stranger Things Kids on Bikes knockoff, so the PCs who got gang raped were children!
Eleven hasn’t been in this much trouble since Franky Panky tried to get in her pants by offering to “run D&D”!
Nope. Not into Eleven’s pants at all. Children are of no interest to Me. Now, Winona Ryder… in her pants, up her skirt, down her blouse, Yep.
Just imagine how she would look with the elf ears. Man, what a moment I had when I did that.
Zakling is not suing StuPat. Amusing as that would be.
Great, another decade of being portrayed as a bunch of creepy, antisocial weirdos. What the fuck is it with all of these fucked in the head edgelords being drawn to this hobby? Dude claims he wanted to shock people, but I’m getting a serious ‘Magical Realm’ vibe from this.
He should be shipped off to a remote, uninhabited island with Grim Jim, Tarno, Venge, and Kent.
Better throw old Zakko in there as well. Where is Kent’s Bag of Morons when you need it? Well, besides being Kent’s primary residence.
So some gm at a UK games con ran a game where the pc’s were all teenagers, and they all get gang-raped at the start of the game. The organizers hear about it and shitcan the gm, banning him from the con.
You can guess which side the thugs at the RPGShite are standing up for.
https://www.therpgsite.com/showthread.php?40668-The-Woke-Morons-started-a-witchhunt-in-UKGE
“It was 18+ horror – what did those snowflakes expect – NOT to be raped?”
“Witch hunt!”
Those boys are getting creepier every time I swing by that place. I can’t point and laugh anymore – I point and puke.
Maybe Tarnowski will show up and merge it with his Breivik and Fashy Haircut fantasies.
Do those fucking social retards at the RPGShite ever just for once stop for a moment and look, really look, at what they are spewing from their keyboards? Is supporting the “rights” of some sicko who has child rape fantasies really the hill they want to die on for “FREEZE PEACHES”?
adults signing up for a horror game should expect to play child rape victims! Of course the other ends waaah whining bs is just as precious. Too many social retards in this hobby. Draws em.like flies to shit
That Geekly Bugle guy is a pisser. The authorities need to check his hard drive, then check his basement crawlspace.
Yeah, he seems to be one of Pundejo’s new all-star posters. If you can’t get into a game with teen-agers being gang-raped, then you hate free speech.
There is an endless supply of these vox gay babies.
The only reason somebody puts this level of sexual degeneracy into a game is he gets off on it, and in having others be a part of it. It’s like that Thorkhammer creepo who talks about whiffing sweet sweet estrogen and makes leering cracks about gurleez, he gets off on other neckbeards reading that crap.
Thorkhammer also gets off on having the PCs in his campaigns get the gay rape. It’s one of the only reasons I think that he is not a sock for TPD. He may talk the talk about lovely, lovely estrogen, but he’s not happy until that sow of a wife of his straps on a size BBC and gives him a vigorous pegging.
He’d get along well with Ed Greenwood. Too well.
Gentle Men, help an elderly fellow out, please. My physicians have recently made a few adjustments to my medications and I am currently in a state of befuddlement. I am having a difficult time with the #SWORDDREAM movement or community or whatever the heck it is. It looks like I could get some money out of it for My Empyrea project. However, I cannot for the life of Me understand any of what is being said about it. Is it a new OSR, one that does not include the likes of Oafish Bote and the rest the village idiots from Dragonsfoot?
Like “The Honorable OSR” before it, #sworddream is a group of SJWs angry that they can’t control/censor the #OSR trying to simultaneously destroy the movement & rebrand it into a “community” they get to control.
Oh man… I can’t stop laughing! These “let’s quit #OSR & call ourselves #sworddream ” assholes are sure going to be an existential threat, what with their endless purity/virtue tests and identity-infighting. Also, a Sword is like a Penis, so now they’re all rapists or something. I’ve named my penis Mr. Stabby. The senoritas down here do like a man who has a cute pet name for his penis.
Franky Panky all village idiots are welcome in #SWORDDREAM if they are gay blades. As for Emyrea does it have black transgender lesbians getting it on with oriental dykes? If not, why not? and yes it totally replaces the OSR. #SWORDDREAM is the new community, the real scene, the HAPPENING@@@ Find yourself a boyfriend, dump your wife, you’ll fit right in. Don’t forget the butt lube, so when you bend over, you can take it all night long.
Rapheyael Pinthindickus here just checking in with all the soy drinking limp dicks that make up ydis.
My new SJW bowel movement called “#SWORDDREAM” aka “Soyboydream” to replace the OSR. WE are so woke we removed our eyelids.
Coming soon an official “#SWORDDREAM” Blog and an all inclusive set of rules to govern our new official Organization.
Some craptastic loser is out there spouting nonsense about no “official” “#SWORDDREAM” but he is a noodle head soaked in soy milk. Official Blog soon and Official forum to follow.
Remember #SWORDDREAM stands for Second Wave Of Roleplaying Design – DIY Rules Everything Around Me @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
We reject all intolerance and welcome everyone as long as you subscribe to and support the full LGBTQ++++++++ agenda and all the slippery slope dreams that entails.
So leave that conservative right wing OSR behind and join #SWORDDREAM.
We are inclusive to all LGBTQ++++++++ supporters, including all ho’s (prostitutes = porn stars = nude models = strippers = any “actress” that bares her butt or boobs or anything else = anything racy for cash) and all sex pervs. Basically anyone who is not a straight cis white male is welcome.
Remember we reject all intolerance and white privilege. Remember the only bad sex is biniary sex.
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Remember that name, it is the future of all OLD SCHOOL ROLEPLAYING.
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I Rapheyael Pinthindickus have spoken, so it is, so it shall be@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
180, 38. His finances are going up but a doner left once more. There is something going on with his subscribers but I don’t think he can regenerate his way out of this one. If he can by this method it should be food for discussion for #metoo survivors for years to come.
I find it heartening that Zak is now loading up his every statement with the threat of imprisonment if so much as a single inaccuracy can be proven in the court of law, which means he has abandoned his more subtle tricks in favour of threats. If anyone were to actually call him on his bluff I am sure he would be absolutely thrilled to sign such a document, a blanket one in fact, since he has, after all, never lied. The legal equivalent of an internet tough guy. Just call his bluff and have him sign.
Looks like Dragonsshart is heading for the junk pile, slowly but surely. Complaints about how quiet the forums are getting, which as usual degenerates quickly into what Zako would call “nerd jokes.” Its so weird, these are not just grown men but in many cases old men. How empty must their lives be?
Pathetic.
https://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=82131
Look, you can stick with 1st ed (which you talk about like you still play but haven’t in years) and just be able to go on forums and talk to other diabetes victims about it, or you can get one last hurrah and get into 5th ed. and easily get players and some of them will be chicks who are getting constantly told D&D is cool. Impress the bitches by pulling on your old school adventures and making them think you wrote them.
Check this out, https://weirdwonderfulworlds.blogspot.com one of my many minions has stepped up@@@@@ See https://www.reddit.com/r/SWORDDREAM_unofficial/ of course being only a minion he screwed the pooch by adding the unofficial tag to it, but hey he is about as competent as all of you bitches. Once a fag BBC (I know that is an oxymoron) has reamed his ass good he will learn the error of his ways.
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I Rapheyael Pinthindickus have spoken, so it is, so it shall be.
I Rapheyael Pinthindickus have spoken, so it is, so it shall be.
I Rapheyael Pinthindickus have spoken, so it is, so it shall be.
I Rapheyael Pinthindickus have spoken, so it is, so it shall be.
I Rapheyael Pinthindickus have spoken, so it is, so it shall be.
All Old School Belong To Me Rapheyael Pinthindickus@@@@@
I’m back assholes. You seem to have accidentally banned my email address but I’ll always find a way to reach around your rules. The only #SWORDREAM I recognize is one that includes me. Here are a few exhortatory pronouncements. I will further update on my #STONEFISTING platform once I get back from scoping the SJWs at this Starbucks.
http://www.greyhawkgrognard.com/2019/06/02/the-osr-has-no-gatekeepers/
Zak Sabbath said…
@Jesus Gomez
If y’all want to pretend I don’t have lawyers and that you know more legal stuff than my lawyers do I don’t actually see any advantage in taking the time or effort to disabuse you of that.
June 2, 2019 at 6:23 PM
Anonymous said…
So why were you being vague about Cavegirl’s “crimes”?
Like couldn’t you have just said “It’s fucked up people support Cavegirl after she chose to believe my four exes over me that I am a am a rapist and a psychological abuser.” ?
June 4, 2019 at 9:47 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
I wasn’t being vague that’s pretty much exactly what I was saying
Although you know it’s not just me saying I’m not— it’s basically every single person we ever met
June 4, 2019 at 9:54 PM
Anonymous said…
Zak, you’re not allowed to lie in the comments.
June 4, 2019 at 11:21 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
Yes, I know.
Why did you feel you had to remind me of my own rules?
June 4, 2019 at 11:23 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
@erased anon
If your goal was to try to do that it hasn’t worked.
You’re trying to imply I’ve done something wrong but because you apparently know I haven’t actually you can’t be specific. So you keep followng this pattern like
“Hey Zak, you fuck don’t you know people who kick puppies are bad?”
“Um yes, I do”
“Well then, yknow, yknow, lol”
The effect of your vagueness is not to remind me of anything or make me feel bad, it’s simply to make me feel confident that even people hell-bent on the idea i did something wrong can’t actually articulate anything I did wrong.
If you think I kicked a puppy: accuse me of it, and provide proof. When you dance around it like this the only thing it reminds me of is that the people trolling me are morons
June 5, 2019 at 10:48 AM
Nothing will convince me that any of those people are real. It’s over for Zak, no need for fake arguments to gin up traffic.
Who predicted Zpastic would end up on Blooey levels of arguing and demanding apologies from spambots?
Heh he I did the Jesus Gomez comments to see whether hed delete them all or what since he deletes pretty much anything afraid he cant refute..i love how he prentends he has lawyers….no lawyer worht a damn would have let him post his idiotic responses to allegations and be all over the inteenet making it worse for him self….what a fuckin maroon…toral ass clown….if he had any brain ar all he would cut out the constant internet habit (he doesnt so he wont cuz he cant)….if he had a real career in art like he claims hed focus on that (he doesnt so he wont cuz he cant)….what kind of suckshit is watching the interner all day and typing furious replies to people just trolling him for kicks? One with nothing bettwr to do, no real career lol lol lol
Jesus Gomez/Marvin, Are you willing to sign a document under your real name under penalty of perjury saying I don’t have any lawyers under retainer? And print a full public apology if you find out it isn’t true?
Are you willing to sign a document under your real name under penalty of perjury saying I drive a ’93 GMC? And print a full public apology if you find out it isn’t true? And buy me a full tank of gas for my bitchin’ bumblebee Camaro? That’s right Marvin, a Camaro. A bitchin’ bumblebee Camaro. It was one of the cars from the Transformers movie I bet you wish you could drive such a car. You can’t. You can only drive mommy’s Dodge Caravan, but only when she sends you to the store to buy her some foot powder, or feminine hygeine products.
Let’s be real:
You aren’t and you currently believe you exist in a universe where there are no consequences to you getting caught lying.
Things are going to change.
Now this change may not affect you Jesus Gomez personally: you may be so anonymous that you can just hide and not in any way be accountable for lying here, but it is going to completely affect the narratives you are able to push and get golf claps from your fellow trolls for. And it sure as fuck is going to affect some of the other people reading this.
Son,
Get a fucking job already. I know you’re reading the in you underwear, get up, put on some clothes, and go see that Wendy’s manager about that cashier position.
Sincerely,
Zachary Benjamin Smith Sr.
Zak’s Dad
will sign document under perjury that I’m only representing something and if you draw conclusions that’s on you
Dear Mr. Smith sr,
I regret to inform you that we cannot accept an application from your son. It is Wendy’s policy that employees cannot have visible tattoos, and that only properly groomed and business appropriate hairstyles are acceptable for counter/grill positions. Also, those afflicted with diseases such as hepatitis and herpes are not allowed to work around food.
Zak was a good guy to me, and once played in one of my Skype sessions (I believe in keeping with his pig obsession his PC was humorously named Pigfoot), so I’ll pass on some advice. My wife/twin sister works at Walmart. There are no hair and tattoo restrictions, and salaries start at 11.50 an hour! And no drug testing like at Costco.
BTW, Wendy’s has a new Spicet Crisp Chicken sandwich. Stop in and try one!
James Maliszewski, Baltimore Wendy’s night manager
Fraud. Liar. You are not me. I will sign a document under penalty of perjury stating just that too.
I do not work at Wendy’s. I am the sommelier at the local Applebee’s. I do not live in or near Baltimore, although I am thinking about the city, because the city was hit by a ransonware attack recently; I am wondering about the profitability of such a scam. I live in Canada, where I can get the socialized medical care. I do not like paying for things.
Zak is welcomed to submit art work for my legendary “Return to Dwimmermount” project, which will include an epic hex crawl, a highly detailed campaign setting and an all new 20 level megadungeon. Anyone can support me on my forthcoming Patreon. I will not pay Zak for his art, but I will accept graciously accept it for free. Unless it includes themes about Bastardy. In that case, I will sell it for a tidy sum.
Jamal,
I appreciate you trying to help my son out with your offer but I’m desperately trying to bring him out of his delusional state that he is an artist and writer that is well liked and admired. I’ve managed to get him to tone down his pretend time bragging of being a poem star. Fact is, little Zak jr. was always picked on as a teenager and the incident in the locker room with those football players left him (and his anus) more than a little scarred. I’m afraid if Zak jr. knows what’s good for him he’ll get a normal haircut and trot his ass down to rehab I’ve paid for so he can get off the amphetamines and quit Googling himself on the Internet and get started getting his interviews lined up. I’ve let him play this Dungeons and Dragons artist game long enough. I implore you Jamal, please don’t make such offers to Zak jr. his psyche is so fragile right now I’m afraid he’ll beg to let Oscar the Billionaire Dinosaur to bang his shit flap in hopes of being accepted back so he can make $12,000 annually and pretend he’s a high roller. My son Ned’s to get off the drugs, off the Internet, and into a job he’s qualified for.
Sincerely,
Zakkon Applecline Sabbat, father of Zakattack, under penalty of death penalty if you think I’m something that’s your misconception not impersonating anyone
Hey dudes, I usually hate the fuck out of you guys here, but I just wanted Zak to know that Der Weinerschnitzl doesn’t discriminate against tattoos or jacked up hair doos. I recently took a post here at the Der on Ventura Blvd in Van Nuys. My teachers pay is just not enough to get by on. I wanted to cook for pay, and at least I don’t get called a “Big Fag” here like I get from the students. Though my beaner workmates call me “gringo Maricon” which I’m told stands for “cool dude.”
I kinda wish I had some tattoos. Maybe I’d get more props on the beach from other surfers. Talk about being called a fag! Maybe if I had cool ‘toos they at least wouldn’t flick cigarettes at me and key scratch my VW.
Hey, if anybody is up for some gaming, drop by and I’ll give you the 411. We’ll get one of my 3 game campaigns going. I’ll take pics of the minis for my blog, and cook up some paninis. while we chat about it at my workplace you can try the new jalapeño mini corn dogs. Their bitchin, dood! Hang loose!
Zachary, this is your father. Put down the crack pipe and read this. The Saatchi Gallery in London reached out to me a few months ago and said “they’ve decided to reduce their exposure to your toxic brand” whatever that means. Something about selling that picture you did of that groupie Sacha Grey. They wanted me to buy it from them. Thank God someone bid on it unlike all those other auctions in the last few years. They got 3,000 pounds back for it … the equivalent of about $4,000 in our money. They still have the one you did of Amanda. Remember when that other painting of yours sold at Christies for $37,000 about ten years ago? So proud. You need to call me. I don’t know how to reach you except through this site.
Send lawyers, guns and money.
Dad, get me out of this!
This fat piece of shit who is already living large on a taxpayer-funded pension and free healthcare for life (which he needs due to obesity and its ensuant medical issues) is now begging for tips:
https://www.tenkarstavern.com/2019/06/you-can-now-support-all-things-tavern.html?m=1
Herro mentally retarded person! You need rawyer?
When you post little mosquito bite snarky posts you know are just going to get erased you can only be thinking one of three things:
1-“With this shitty comment I shall slowwwwly harm Zak, though it be erased eventually these thousand cuts will destroy him haha!”
2-“I could just think this in my brain but when i hit publish i know its Real”
3-“There’s some troll place on the internet somewhere where I’ll go ‘Hey guys I said Zak was like Trump!’ aren’t I cool”? And they’ll all go haw haw yes king oh my god you posted a Insult i did not know you could do that wow here is some troll cred
If 1,it isn’t working: comments like that just reinforce your target’s sense of superiority to you: Wow the people trying to whale on me don’t even have any good arguments
If 2 or 3, probably some part of your brain realizes how sad that is and is lowering your self-esteem even further as we speak, and so it will only get sadder in the coming months.
Every troll like you has a real name and is a real person–and so you must be aware that all of your comments are either:
-insubstantial shitposts and so just a reflection of your own life not providing you with anything better to do,
or
-legally actionable and false, so you know you won’t win (so you stay anonymous)
Note my continued use of binary choices. Classic. Trinary in the first case, but effectively binary. I can subject comments to moderation, but I do not; either because I do not know how to, or if I did, I would never have any comments to *respond* to.
Son, open the phone app and call me. Curtis from the tennis club showed me a site that ranks artist careers. You’ve dropped from a fairly good ranking worldwide to below 15,000 since you started spending all your time playing this kids’ game with hobbits and elves. What is going on? Remember that interview for that cannabis site where they called your mother and me “somewhat failed artists” and you agreed that we were “a somewhat cautionary example” because we made too many compromises? I don’t want that to happen to you. You had the best education and opportunities. Now here you are just posting these little mosquito bite snarky comments like your life isn’t providing you with anything better to do. By the way, what kind of site is this we are messaging on now?
YDIS is turning into Zak’s blog comments – only one person commenting as multiple sockpuppets!
#FrankyPanky
Nope. No one person could maintain enough sock puppets to keep up with Zakling’s meth-fueled logorrhea. Not even PerilousDreamer.
Jesus Gomez said…
Heh heh you couldn’t afford a lawyer son or you wouldn’t be posting those replies to Mandy. How’s that patreon? Got enough to gas up your 93 gmc?
June 6, 2019 at 9:16 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
@jesus Gomez
I, of course, posted my response to Mandy in order to give the RPG community members who jumped on her defamation train a chance to jump off once they knew the truth and give the various companies involved the opportunity to roll back their participation in the harassment before things like legal action took place.
As for me not having lawyers:
Are you willing to sign a document under your real name under penalty of perjury saying I don’t have any lawyers under retainer? And print a full public apology if you find out it isn’t true?
Let’s be real:
You aren’t and you currently believe you exist in a universe where there are no consequences to you getting caught lying.
This is a familiar problem–gamers kind of think in a trolls-vs-george-lucas paradigm where they are lowly anons and they are just snarking at some untouchable celebrity creator somewhere who won’t notice them or at some fellow anon with neither the time money nor inclination to sue them. Plus they are usually in a situation where it’d be hard to prove monetary damage.
None of that is true this time.
Things are going to change.
Now this change may not affect you Jesus Gomez personally: you may be so anonymous that you can just hide and not in any way be accountable for lying here, but it is going to completely affect the narratives you are able to push and get golf claps from your fellow trolls for.
And it sure as fuck is going to affect some of the other people reading this.
June 6, 2019 at 9:30 PM
Maybe Zpastic will get to speak at the UN like that Sleestack chick and her friend Gooey Quim? They said mean things about me on the Internet!!!!!! Classic Zpastic pretending he’s going to sue and be welcomed back to gaming. There’s more fantasy to that loser’s outlook than in all RPG’s combined.
Anonymous said…
Zak Sabbath said…
@Anonymous
Let’s leave aside the question of whether Vocal Dipshits in the RPG Scene Online Who Were Gullible Enough To Dogpile Onto A Legally Actionable Hoax actually represent a significant fraction of the game industry’s buying power (I don’t know if they do or not, the data is decidedly mixed on that).
By the time the game actually comes out the situation will be MUCH different than it is now.
June 9, 2019 at 8:56 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
@erased anon
When you post little mosquito bite snarky posts you know are just going to get erased you can only be thinking one of three things:
1-“With this shitty comment I shall slowwwwly harm Zak, though it be erased eventually these thousand cuts will destroy him haha!”
2-“I could just think this in my brain but when i hit publish i know its Real”
3-“There’s some troll place on the internet somewhere where I’ll go ‘Hey guys I said Zak was like Trump!’ aren’t I cool”? And they’ll all go haw haw yes king oh my god you posted a Insult i did not know you could do that wow here is some troll cred
If 1,it isn’t working: comments like that just reinforce your target’s sense of superiority to you: Wow the people trying to whale on me don’t even have any good arguments
If 2 or 3, probably some part of your brain realizes how sad that is and is lowering your self-esteem even further as we speak, and so it will only get sadder in the coming months.
Every troll like you has a real name and is a real person–and so you must be aware that all of your comments are either:
-insubstantial shitposts and so just a reflection of your own life not providing you with anything better to do,
or
-legally actionable and false, so you know you won’t win (so you stay anonymous)
June 9, 2019 at 9:51 AM
Zak Sabbath said…
@erased anon
being unpopular with bad people is good
June 9, 2019 at 1:58 PM
Anonymous said…
ok but what did cavegirl actually do? On twitter you never actually said, and i’m curious
June 9, 2019 at 5:20 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
@Anonymous
I said exactly and precisely what Cavegirl did on twitter:
Cavegirl supported Mandy et al’s false accusations-that makes Cavegirl a harasser.
What’s more, she did it in public, did it without even bothering to investigate the accusations, didn’t ask about the other sid,e didn’t make a good faith attempt to contact witnesses or otherwise establish the accusations’ truth before saying anything, wrote a completely nonsensical sanctimonious post claiming that the only empathetic response from me to this harassment campaign would be to claim responsibility even if I didn’t so it, responded to attempts to hold her accountable with trolling and lolmemes, and claimed that previous good things I’d done meant that it was ok for her and her pals to lie about me.
June 9, 2019 at 8:46 PM
Anonymous said…
So are you going to sue her, then? Gonna go git her? Be a big tough well to do het male, crushing a dirt poor trans woman under your boot?
June 9, 2019 at 11:00 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
@Anonymous
Notice that while you won’t explicitly say “Ok, it’s obvious the accusations weren’t true but I still hold obscure resentments against you so I’ll keep trolling” you have stopped even pretending you think the accusations are true or defensible and moved on to trying to think of other reasons the people responsible for the harassment shouldn’t face accountability for it.
As for what I’ll do: obviously I’m not going to discuss details of legal strategy in detail online before they happen.
But here’s a question for you:
Knowing now for a fact that Cavegirl committed defamation against an innocent person, do you think she should escape accountability?
If so, why do you think that?
If not, what kinds of accountability are appropriate for her and what will you do to enact them?
June 9, 2019 at 11:29 PM
Zak Sabbath said…
Also notice the rhetoric of “lol u don’t hav a lawyer, u won’t sue” has disappeared.
It’s almost like y’all realize you’re full of shit on every level but just want to keep finding some goalpost you can stand behind which won’t get annihilated as the truth comes out.
It’s gonna be a real interesting summer in RPGland.
June 10, 2019 at 1:03 AM
The June 4 twitter assplosion. He’s just ranting nonsense now.
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how different would the games industry be if we saw economic exploitation as a form of abuse?
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Maybe this is all simpler than that:
You write a good book by _caring what you write_ and you create idiot internet drama by not doing that.
And without the people who care about what is written down, any enterprise that advances through everyone typing is well & truly fucked
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the online gamer world is a place where, frexample, this conversation:
https://twitter.com/DyingStylishly/status/1134720078669385729 …
never happens, never is allowed to end, and the sides never engage and so nobody ever gets any smarter or better
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@DyingStylishly
Replying to @Swordsfall1
Honestly, I dunno.
I’m a queer woman and I’ve found the OSR pretty welcoming and inclusive, by and large. There are some bad actors, but they’re on the fringes and have basically no influence on my experience with the wider community.
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The less willing people are to engage people who disagree (even when they disagree _a lot_) the more you see the same shit over and over, because people feel safe in their assumptions.
In the short term its comforting, but in the long term its why new ideas are so scarce.
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Its a problem, because thinking is collaborative:
You have yr idea, its challenged, you improve it or give up & get a better one.
Being so nonconfrontational you any confrontation where someones asked to put up or shut up as harassment makes it impossible for games to get smarter
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The tabletop RPG community is not unique in having crazy extremist out-of-touch rhetoric, it’s unique in that the people spewing it are game designers with jobs whose real names are on things you can buy. The only way it survives is by these people NEVER talking to each other
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-Supremacist game designers who think old school-style games are rehashing the same shit over & over & anyone who thinks different is one of my sock puppets
-Hundreds of old school gamers who hate them almost as much as they hate me and know they’re not my sock puppets
…
etc
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-Fred Hicks, a guy who thinks his daughter is in danger from Kingdom Death
and
-The guys who made Kingdom Death
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At the end fo the day, RPGs still has:
-Arthur Chu, a dude who wants to tell cosplayers what kind of outfits to wear
and
-A million women who know that’s bullshit
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meanwhile the game world is realizing that all its problems and divisions and several-decades-long-running bloodthirsty running arguments are not actually all down to That Porn Guy Who Fact-Checked People
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Judge: So they….lied about rape?
Gamer: Well yeah but I like their blog
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No game you play, no game idea you get, no game hack, no theory of games is worth making false felony accusations about another person. If someone does that, you shut the door on them & run.
This is conventional wisdom outside gamer twitter and wowexplodingbrain shit inside it
If Waky Zaky is honestly planning lawsuits, it should make for years of quality chuckles. It certainly is not going to endear him to the unwashed gaming masses, despite his dreams of a glorious Voldemort return.
But I really believe its smoke out his pimply ass. Its just a talking point, and by August when anons are asking “where’s the legal actions?” he’ll deflect with new talking points. “LOL I’ve decided there are even better tactics for me to pursue, but believe you me its gonna be an interesting fall in RPGland. Meanwhile, work on my gritty-ass supers game continues, and me and the grrls are still rolling dice!”
I’ve completely run out of ideas for this blog so looks like we are doing culture war now baby. The years of content are over, Pundit here I come.
Also, please buy our all-new Boxed-Set I just opened a mortgage on a house.
And Zak is going to sue me for everything I’m worth. Currently a collection of badly painted Space Marines, a scratched LP of Pink Floyd’s “Piper at the Gates of Dawn” and some aquarium gravel.
Speaking of Pink Floyd, I’m wondering what everybody’s favorite prog rock song is?
The biggest contribution of the Beatles to popular culture was not their God-awful music that kicked off the “progressive” rock trend, it was their legitimation of drug use among shiftless musicians and other assorted malodorous pony-tail-wearing hippies and slackers. Sex, drugs and rock n roll!
Where is Kent FFS? This place has been dreadful since Kent left.
Maybe you lot (goofballs) could disappear for a year or two, then Kent might come back.
Hi, Kent!
You can easily make him crawl back with a Ring of Slime Control.
SPOILER: Ring of Slime Control refers to the circle jerk of guys who drench Kent with bukkake on the regular.
Or crawl backwards with a “Rod” of Lordly Might. Possibly one made by the great wizard Hitachi.
Mrs. Panky has one. Wisconsin nights can be cold and lonely when I am away at Cons. She says it is ideal because it never snores.
Not so sure, guys. I think he finally found his Sphincter of Annihilation.
Kunt, I promise to vanish for good if you finally follow through on one of your suicide attempts, rather than pussing out at the last minute as per usual (I sort of picture the scenes having sort of a sitcom audience reaction. Whoops and clapping as you start to saw at your wrists, then disappointed moans as you stop and throw the razor across the room and break down into uncontrollable sobs before having a furtive, gloomy wank in the tub).
I understand an excellent way to ensure it is to hit the ocean and try to swim to another continent. By the time you have doubts it’ll be too late. You’ll panic, sob, thrash about a bit, then down ye go (with uproarious applause and shouts of unrestrained joy from the studio audience).
Herro Kent! You are known for much doing gay! You need rawyer?
Cargo shorts are out.
Fashion! (R.I.P. Joan Rivers).
Jack Vance seems to place an emphasis in a good/interesting way. I once was in a Yggsburgh campaign as a player that seemed to take this into account.
Pegged jeans, rat tails, everyone wearing hi tops.
Mods vs Rockers
Reading and writing nothing but Zakposts has not improved you lot. 175/37. If you are there YDIS. Save them.
164/35, the beginning of a final descent?
Zak has finally lobbed his much threatened sue-ball at his former beloved. I’m sure he can collect a big fat judgement. In Canadian dollars. Tens of them. officialzsannouncements.blogspot.com/2019/06/im-suing.html
He seems to be under the impression that a victory in court will translate into his reinstatement into the *Community*
Also, lawsuits are easy to file in the US. Prevailing in court, especially in libel or defamation cases, not so much
Zak, it’s Lars (you know me as Lint) from Rancid. Glad you showed your true colors as a complete wimp running to THE MAN. Real punk rocker would have dealt with this himself rather than running to the corrupt government for help. Always knew you were a poseur trust fund kid that never even heard of Hellkrusher much less understood ANYTHING Crass was singing about. Even the nerds that play D&D got sick of you. Now you’re trying to silence people with threat of a corrupt impotent judicial system? Glad I told you to fuck off when you were trying to get my attention at that show. Hey Lint, I’m a porn star and artist and we should hang out! Fuck off nerd. And out come the wolves is not your theme Zak. You’re unleashing a cowardly lawsuit. Go try to hang with Good Charlotte they’re more your speed.
Good lord, he’s doing it. Nice. This is gonna be fun. New YDIS post in 3, 2, 1..
The backlash against Zak in the community is going to be off the charts. I predict a crowd funding for Mandy that is going to be big. Every fucker who hates Zak will contribute. Even I’ll toss a double saw buck in the pot.
If Mandy’s dad really wrote that backstabbing email against his daughter, he’s sure to regret it. I’m sure he didn’t count on having to go to court in front of his wheelchair bound, oxygen tank needing and hopelessly sick and crippled daughter. Oh man. The many side characters, sub plots, and sinful little details are going to be chicken n waffles savory sweet.
And nobody better say nuthin! Or he’ll sue you too!
I love it’ “lawyers” plural. I’m sure its some “I can’t believe its a law firm!” Canadian strip mall Lionel Hutz loser looking for beer money, eh?
“Take off! To the great White North!
Take off! It’s the beauty way to go!”
Hey, Zak makes it clear that he has heard the part about him being a trust fund baby. I knew he read YDIS!
Is he going to sue YDIS, or is this merely an attempt to reduce hir voluminous posting?
Is Zakina going to sue all those Demon Shitty backers that called him out? Stupat and Crap Prince(ss)?
Is even Dani Jang safe all the way in North Korea? Maybe not – if Kim is into Dennis Rodman, he might be into The Attack!
One Crazy Summer, coming up!
James YoungJune 15, 2019 at 5:17 AM
Imagine thinking you would get anything out of this. Absolute scum.
Just give it up dude. Go back to selling art. You’re absolutely done in the osr scene. It’s wild that your think you can sue back into the community’s good graces.
No matter what happens, you’re gone.
Absolutely fuck you Zak. You cowardly little litigant bitch.
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SarpedonJune 15, 2019 at 6:04 AM
Wow 10th delete! Where is all the middle school bullying I have come to expect?
I know, lets pretend you are NOT actually an abusive asshole. Even if that were true, no one in the rpg scene wants to play with you anymore because you act like a 6th grade trust fund bully.
A lot of people are tired of your shit.
He filed the suit in Canada because their libel cases are less stringent than in the US. In Canada you don’t have to prove malice, falsity, etc. Sure, Mandy is Canadian but the case might have a chance of victory up there than if he filed it with an LA court. Not sure how he’ll deal with the huge number of USA and European folks who have merely stated their opinions regarding his behavior. If he tries to SLAPP in the USA he faces a much steeper burden of proof with A LOT more people.
If Fuckhead thinks he’s going to sway a Canadian jury then he’s even a bigger idiot then anyone could imagine. One look at this creepy, porn actor nerd and the stories of how he lived off his disabled wife and the day-to-day asshole antics that he’s known for, will bury him deeper then any shitbox apartment he’s ever lived in. Either way, it’ll be good reading on the crapper.
The Internet Decency Act made it very difficult to sue websites for defamation based upon what their users post [despite that most respectable news services and sites disabled their comments sections a few years back.] However, the act has no force in Canada. Once Zak gets Mandy to recant her statements it’s possible that the same lawyer he’s using in Canada [assuming that this is all true, and that it’s not a crock of shit] may possibly file against the larger sites that have hosted attacks against him (if he has standing there…I’d figure a judge would declare that he doesn’t.)
He has standing in Canada for a defamation lawsuit against Mandy because she is living there. Once that’s resolved [he’s sure to just get her to sign an apology and broadcast a recant] he can target the sites that he mentioned (Enworld, RPG.net, etc.)
Again, all this is just supposition. He’s clever, but I would say it’s 50/50 that it’s all bullshit.
Fuckhead is only suing her so he can clear his already tarnished reputation on Wikipedia, as any future lawsuits against web hostess or game companies will be futile and cost his daddy even more bucks in lawyer bills. Even if she gives in, he’ll never be accepted back into the RPG industry and will have to sell his shit on Amazon or Craigslist.
I don’t agree. I think he’ll manage to get Demon City on Drive Thru within a year.
For all we know some MRA-lawyer type in Canada is doing this pro bono.
“Is he going to sue YDIS, or is this merely an attempt to reduce hir voluminous posting?”
I think if anybody could sue YDIS JaMal would have done it. Though I remember a post, the one with a pic of JaMal’s dork-face grinning into a hoop or something and YDIS urging us to shit through the hoop onto his face vanishing in a day or two.
“sway a Canadian jury”
Would it be a jury, or just a judge or arbiter? Zako better shave his head and put on a long sleeve suit (and not a wacky dress suit like The Joker would wear) if he wants to trump a quivering, head lolling, normal haired Mandy in a white sweater.
Undo – a blog is not a reliable source. Anyone can bluster about suing – that doesn’t mean a suit has been filed. If anyone has friends in Ottawa who can order the courtroom documents (if any) please contact us here @ the Jimmy Wales Foundation.
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Pro Bono? I’m no expert, but it seems that happens when 1) the lawyer is related 2) there is a big injustice, like old people being bilked 3) some fame to be gained.
OK, maybe its mostly about filing actions and the devils in the paperwork. Still, would it be witness statements on paper, video testimony, or do they need to appear? So that’s a couple hundred bucks expenses, a thousand, or 10 thousand. Money and time gets involved whatever it is.
As for money on Mandy’s end, well, being disabled she can maybe get some kind of assistance. Canada seems to take care of elderly and sick people. But I’m hoping for a crowd fund of some kind. She just may come out ahead in all this.
If Zako gets a win from Mandy, the simple written retraction, companies that are gone after may backpeddle. There is an entire economy behind suing companies hoping for some minor concession from them just to save on legal fees.
Unless Mandy starts posting we’ll only have Zaks word on what happens, outside of Drivethru RPG or whatever suddenly accepting new works from him.
I love hearing about his thrashing, but this is all going to go painfully slow. But slow cooking often produces the most flavorful and tender morsels. So keep cooking Zak. My knife and fork are in hand and I’m at the table drooling. Pass the A-1!
She’s been real quite. So, either she’s playing it smart and has some major revelations to bring up in court or she’s quivering in fear and not sure what to do. The burden might be for her to show proof of the allegations but the balls in her court as one of his supporters said he was not only antagonistic to be around but tried to persuade her into porn-and all that’s mentioned in his first official statement.Even if Zak wins, he isn’t going to get a dime out of her, so all he can hope is to get her to recant her statement, and depending on how much steel she had in her balls as she either will or won’t do it.
Zak is shooting himself in the foot- if he ends up being litigious as well as toxic, no company will ever risk entering into a partnership with him ever again. Who wants to risk being sued on top of gaining bad publicity by collaborating with an individual known for abuse?
Win or lose, he’s done. His best chance is to reinvent himself as an alt-lite MRA type. “I used to be a liberal until feminists destroyed my career!!!”
Simply decent attorneys charge $500/hour, but quotes to bring lawsuits that I’ve personally contemplated have always started at $10,000, going up from there. Assuming it’s cheaper to litigate in Ottawa than Los Angeles Zak’s probably in the $5-10K+ range.
Although the overall process would be slow as fuck, I can’t see Mandy really fighting it. It would probably be resolved with simple retractions, so that Zak could then do whatever the hell he plans to do.
[Assuming this is not all a load of shit.]
As the good Captain noted, Mandy could always crowdfund her defense. I don’t have a dog in this fight, but I’d throw in ten bucks just to see the shitshow unfold. There are hundreds of people who hate Zak for good reason, so I believe that Mandy could amass a sizable war… uh… chest. That’s assuming that nobody would represent her pro bono because she’s disabled and he’s accused of being an abuser.
The discovery process alone would be a hoot- I imagine it would reveal a fuckton of mendacity on Zakko’s part. Even better would be seeing him on the stand and losing his shit like he does online. I really can’t see him successfully engaged in litigation because he’s not that bright, and has no impulse control. He’d be out of his element because goalpost moving just isn’t an option in court.
Mandy already has a lawyer. As an abuse survivor she’ll have no trouble getting additional legal help pro bono. Or crowd-funding. She’ll be able to bleed Zak white, financially. Which may be her goal. Everyone needs a reason to get up in the morning. It’s not like she has to go to work or anything.
I would not be surprised to learn that her facebook post was composed with the help of a lawyer. A lawyer who told her to not respond to anything online after she posted.
Zak is supplying the very rope Mandy will use to hang him, with all of his online bluster and threats. Mandy is playing him superbly. Or possibly, someone is using Mandy to play him.
Ha, you’re likely correct – she could easily crowdsource a lawyer.
Food for thought, and this is going to be…one…slow…roll.
Ha! Ha! It looks like Zrybaby went out and talked to any attorney wiling to hear his sadsack story.
“I don’t know all the ins and outs laws in California vs Canada, just did what various lawyers recommended based on several different factors, it was a close call and took time to decide.”
It’s soo obvious that daddy is footing the bill and is completely in the dark as to what to do.
As a victim of abuse, Mandy will have no problem getting a top-of-the-line attorney, who will easily profile Zak as the manipulative, cunning, sex driven, bottom feeder, who met a 19 year old girl with physical and psychological problems, who over the course of years, used her to procure his sexual and financial needs. By the time his court dates with Mandy are over, his Daddy will have to start writing another check to the attorney he’ll need to keep him out of jail.
Your, fucked Zak. Harder then you ever pounded any of those whore’s on camera with your skinny, Oscar Mayer cock. And we all look forward to seeing you burn…
How about a nice pallet cleanser till the next Zak nugget pops up?
Christian’s low budget summer stay-cay existential crisis continues anon. After years of making a post every few months, he’s knocking out several in as many days detailing his aimless endless summer wanderings on the Los Angeles shoreline hellscape, littered with decapitated seagulls, dead fish, hermit crabs that he ruthlessly molests that don’t even want to be friends with him, and constant references to the apocalyptic invasion of cultish hobos that are turning the paradise of Baywatch into goddamn Mordor-By-The-Sea.
He makes gritty adventures out of all this of course (that nobody including him will ever run). What irony would it be if somebody who keeps seeing him lurking on the beach wrote an adventure about him? Title it “The lonely Hodad.”
http://unknownzine.blogspot.com/
His bumfight adventure is solid gold. I can’t tell if it’s a 3rd-grade mindfart or a work of unparalleled genius. I am so glad I made Christian my Imaginary GM! Let me tell you about my character:
Muhammad Al-Habib Sidi Al-Hashimi As-Sanhaji (“Moe”)
occupation: bum
wealth: dead broke
disadvantages: alcoholic, bad smell, bad temper, confused, lecherousness, one eye, one arm, post-combat shakes
If we could get Lexi to expand and expound on this we could develop an entire campaign with street-shitting rules and everything.
Street shitting you say? So, it is set in San Francisco. Lexi can start with the map from this article: thrillist.com/news/nation/human-wasteland-map-plots-all-of-san-franciscos-poop Or a map of his hometown in Canada, or heck, any town in Canada.
A halibut is a tasty meal that can be easily monetized”
OK Christian, where the fuck do the bums sell the halibut for top dollar? Is there a secret Malibu black market for the stuff? Is some bling dripping homey waiting in the park for hobos to sell the loot? Or do they go to the back door of a restaurant on Rodeo Drive and barter with the illegals in the kitchen?
And these bum-fighters are drinking Jägermeister? Really? Are they not just beach bums but UCLA students?
Fuck, this guy is a Bloodymage-level idiot. Seeing as that’s the case and I’ll never get to be in a Blooey game, I’ll sit in on Chris’ epic adventure.
Leroy Brown1st level bum
Leroy was born a crack baby in Detroit. From babyhood to 6 years old his mother would go to the downsizing auto plants and use cigarettes to get him to scream for the delight of angry, pay-cutted white factory workers for pennies on their lunch break. At 7 his father returned and he was filled with joy, till dad killed mom for her Gremlin hatchback and drove them to LA, where he sold Leroy into slavery to a Mexican family that owned a taco stand in Compton. For years he lived in the kitchen chained to the sink, doing dishes and living off scraps (they were mostly beans and jalapeños, causing him to develop a severe case of irregular bowel syndrome. Eventually he was the sole survivor of a mistaken drive by. The entire Mendoza family was killed, so Leroy escaped to the beach.
By now hopelessly insane even by LA bum standards, he parlayed his endless flatulence into a street act where he farted his loud, sour, often wet farts for cigarettes, Mcdonalds burger wrapper cheese-cling, and whatever leftover liquid in your cup.
Leroy has an obsession with teen runaways from good homes (females ones; I’m not a sick fuck y’know), and can often be found forcing himself on them (his sperm is especially impregnating) behind 7-11 Dumpsters. The authorities are searching for him, but LAPD are as retarded as Christian and Leroy’s description and habits fit 10,000 individuals in LA (and not all of them homeless).
Skills: knife fighting, urban scavenging, stalking, stealth, spreading herpes and maybe AIDS.
Equip: shopping cart, half a pack of smokes, water bottle with 3 day old piss in it, bottle of Gold schlager.
ChristianJune 18, 2019 at 7:33 PM
The other day I saw a lady passed out on the beach like she was dead. She started moving slowly, though. She dug a hole with one hand and leaned her head into it. I turned away before I saw what she put into it. Ewwww….
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Adam DicksteinJune 18, 2019 at 1:05 PM
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to beat the hell out of other men and he’ll have fish for a lifetime.
Or maybe 25 to life.
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ChristianJune 18, 2019 at 7:33 PM
Someone should put that on a poster and sell it at Pier One Imports! 🙂
I am Christian!
That trans dude from Dwarven Forge and the Filipino trans Saltine are about to launch a joint kickstarter to fund a tv show where they travel the world and talk about fantasy gaming…
http://www.bionicbuzz.com/television/destination-fantastic-new-documentary-travel-show/
It would be cool if Anthony Bourdain’s ghost showed up and butt-fucked the two of them. Otherwise, not really interested.
They basically want people to fund their travel budget because being an internet gaming personality still doesn’t pay and never will. Who the fuck wants to watch a show of badly-shot iphone video of these two saying stupid shit like “wow! this castle is soooo fantastic!” Pathetic.
No shit, if this Kickstarter does anything but flop hard I’ll probably start working to get Zpastic instated as the new Pope of the Oh Esss Arrr! Who would give these two ass dangling know-nothing’s money to go travel around to inspiring sites that they’d do no research about?
Oh my god this castle is amazing!
So amazing!
Really amazing!
My character would live here!
Yeah!
Amazing!
So Satine, could you imagine taking Six black cocks up your ass in this castle?
That would be amazing!
How about the dungeon? Could you be chained up here while thirty guys come in your pried open mouth?
Amazing!!!!!
Kucksturt this project today! It’ll be amazing!
I suppose its at least better than just plain begging for money to go to cons or what not.
Satine wasn’t especially in demand in porn, so one would think seeing her walk around a castle with another ugly fuck wouldn’t have high demand either. But never underestimate the idiocy of gamers. Though it might be more popular if she includes a bit of dogging; letting some local yokels pork her up against a glacier from behind or whatever.
Reminded of the Amazing Atheist taking cash to do a worldwide travel documentary on atheists everywhere and as I understand it he blew the money on a leather jacket and other shit before moving on to the next e-begging scam.
I mean Satine’s about as charming and delightful as a Philippine porn star with six gallons of mixed jizz swirling around in her belly, seven gallons in her cooch, and fourteen gallons of sweet man nectar up the pooper shoot.
But put some shit elf ears on her and she lights up the room!
And she’s light years ahead of her potential co-host.
Back the cuckstarter now!
Amazing!
That’s quite the possibility with Satine.
Like a bowl of rotting fruit YOU, not someone else, YOU YDIS perverts and homosexuals are giving sexy boys a bad name. Here at YDIS, you don’t represent all homosexual MEN, Lefty perverts embrace ‘Gay’ while you lot embrace ‘Rancid’.
The curfuffle between ‘Gay’ and ‘Rancid’ homosexuals is little edifying.
What I say to Rancid Homosexuals is that when your leader – Captain Kirks Little Dick – kills himself through voluntary passive rape, don’t mourn, just imagine you are no longer a YDIS queer club member. Then, I will not have to send out subordinates to arrest your lot, for public vulgarity, degeneracy, child grooming or priestliness.
I am the Inspector with an Englishman’s moustache. With my moustache I arrest you.
I’m not the leader or even a real captain. I’m just happy to be on the team.
But this is a weird time to finally out yourself, you pre-suicidal fudge packing fairy!
My advice to you is go for wider butts. Women have fine broad buttocks. Don’t fixate on the child’s or boys butts. That way you won’t have to kill yourself before my subordinate detectives find you and dump you into a sewage pipe.
I expect people will want general sexual advice so i am setting up a Patreon for Hitchcock and I to make money while screwing platinum blondes (cos young blondes love it) of course i have to specify on this YDIS site that I mean FEMALE “platinum blondes”. Yawn.
Poor Kent, he tries so hard to be an edgelord, but all he really wants is a friend to discuss his wee movies with.
She began filming Dungeons and Dragons games in 2009 which led to the inception of”
Looks like Saltine Penix has stopped name checking I Hit it with my Jizz, further distancing herself from Zak Trash. Smart. As in “hey Zak, it must smart that your former defender has turned her back on you and has surpassed your dubious “fame.”
Stefan PorkHorny? Does he think he’s going to be travelling the world and tappin’ dat Philippino ass every night or something on the Kickstarter dime?
Just let know when Mandy’s GoFundMe for her legal expenses to defend herself against her rapist Zak Smith goes live so I can make a generous donation.
THEDYINGSUNJune 21, 2019 at 8:09 AM
“As for my reputation: I don’t see why not. There’s no plausible way this scenario can end without lots of people admitting I did nothing wrong.
Many people have never been accused of wrongdoing, very few have it proven repeatedly via legal inquiry–I will come out looking far more innocent than most people start out.”
Consider the situation – male former sex worker with steady income is accused of abuse by former partner, also a former sex worker with chronic illness and no personal funds to draw on. Large numbers of people come to her support, other victims/accusers come forward, and previous potential bad behaviour is evaluated in light of this new information. In response, man sues the chronically ill woman in an attempt to silence her, using laws that are notorious for being used in such a way, then threatens to additionally sue anyone who states they believe her.
You can understand how for most people these actions will not elicit sympathy for the man’s situation or person, yes?
Could you perhaps explain why you believe that suing those accusing you of abuse into silence will convince those who believe you are an abuser you are innocent?
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Zak SabbathJune 21, 2019 at 8:20 AM
I didn’t say “convince”, I said “prove”.
Evolution is real and Donald Trump lies all the time, those things are facts–it doesn’t mean you are going to convince every American to believe it.
I can only address the fact-based community–everyone else is-, and has always been-, far beyond my area of concern.
Lots of people in the gamer world want to believe fairy tales–it’s up to the better, smarter people to either ignore them or create consequences for them.
THEDYINGSUNJune 21, 2019 at 11:11 AM
I see, while I thank you for that perspective, you haven’t really answered my question.
I have some others though so that’s fine.
Do you expect OSR and other RPG content creators to take this court case as proof that Mandy was lying and to begin working with you again? Or are they beyond your area of concern?
Do you think that Canadian defamation laws are a quality method for establishing facts and proof?
Zak SabbathJune 21, 2019 at 11:29 AM
1. Please say how I haven’t answered your question–asking it again in a different way may make it easier to understand whatever part you think I missed. I won’t publish or answer any further comments from you unless you do this because there’s no benefit in half-conversations or letting people talk past each other.
2. “Do I expect OSR creators…etc?”
I don’t expect much either way.
3. “Do you think that Canadian defamation laws are a quality method for establishing facts and proof?”
I don’t know, but I think any remotely rigorous investigation is going to be more revealing than what we’ve had so far, which is:
One side talks, the other side is ignored and pushed out of the conversation because of conspiracy theories.
In any court, at the bare minimum, both sides will have to answer questions.
There are lots of ways the truth can eventually come out, but they have to start with something other than “We all just sit here pretending the issue is settled.”
If you’ve got a better idea than legal action, let me know.
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THEDYINGSUNJune 21, 2019 at 11:55 AM
I asked if you understood that your actions were unlikely to make people sympathetic to you and what you expect to happen in the result of you being successful in sueing.
My suggestion is that if you do not expect OSR or RPG creators and artists to start working with you regardles of the result, what is the purpose of thie suit? It seems to be the harm being done by a suing a chronically ill woman with few funds is too great. An extensive court case in a country where
defamation laws are reportedly extremely biased to the plaintiff, especially in cases where womren are sued by their male abusers
Canadian defamation courts seem like a pretty shit way of establishing truth. And the suit is likely to be extremely harmful to Mandy
All this looks like just more harm you’re trying to do to Mandy.
Who do you expect to prove your innocence to with this?
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Zak SabbathJune 21, 2019 at 12:05 PM
1. Ok, to clarify– I don’t care about their sympathies and I don’t know if it will make those people more or less sympathetic. My goal is not to gain the sympathy of people of people who are unconcerned with facts.
2. The purpose of the suit is to clarify the facts and establish as much of the truth as possible for people who care about facts and truth, and to begin the process of fixing the damage Mandy and co’s harassment campaign has done.
3. If you think this legal action is harmful, for a second time: if you can think of a less disruptive way of establishing the truth: _say what that is_ . As I said at the top of this blog entry, I spent months exploring other options. So: what is your better option?
This is not a rhetorical question. If you don’t answer I won’t publish or answer any further comments from you.
4. Who will it prove my innocence to? All good people who are paying attention.
Zak SabbathJune 21, 2019 at 12:21 PM
Your response was erased.
As I said:
“If you don’t answer I won’t publish or answer any further comments from you.”
Zak SabbathJune 21, 2019 at 12:43 PM
Again, your response was erased.
As I said:
“If you don’t answer I won’t publish or answer any further comments from you.”
Do Americans really feel that every other countries legal system must somehow be inferior to their own? Like yeah proven… “in Canada dur hur”
From the outside looking in, that’s a weird flip.
I think at this point, Zak is persona non grata to many in the rpg community. If he “wins” his suit, he’ll give some kind of grounds for at least the likes of Raggi etc to begin working with him again, certainly the Pundit crowd – most of whom probably don’t even need convincing.
If he could re-start his RPG work to a steady trickle & clear his wiki page, surely Dyingsun would see that’s a huge win for him. Dyingsun is either really poor at trying to back him into a corner of screaming “The OSR is NOTHING to me, you NEED me scrawling on these walls!” or deliberately throwing softballs…
Canada’s libel and defamation laws are known to be a joke. Just like Canada in general.
Herro mentally retarded person! You need rawyer?
Thank god for Dani Jang.
This would be a good time for Mandy to suddenly “get worse.” A sudden reduction in cognitive ability, and the ability to speak, might work wonders in her defense. If she can’t vocally retract her statements, then we might have a stalemate.
If that doesn’t tie-in to her current health issues, the complications of a mild stroke might do. Anyway, there’s a few ways she can fight back without spending a dime.
As for Raggi, he just may be a smart enough businessman at this point to know that whatever the outcome, a re-association with Zak may just bite him on the fat ass.
Barbarians of the Ruined Earth sounds dope.
Ok I give up. Who sings the song Dwarven Forge at the end of the kickstarter video. Is it Satein Phonx?
Just wondering, by comparison, which of these two movies were more representing the life of the person and their stories?
I have to admit, in Rocket Man, tears came to my eyes. The way he was treated by his parents and his manager/lover.. None came with Bohemian Rhapsody…
Which did you prefer?
Zak SabbathJune 23, 2019 at 8:19 AM
As for the general point of legal action — look at the shape of the gamer harassment campaign that the accusations launched:
In the days that followed Mandy’s accusations, it was as if every gamer online was in a contest to see who could dismiss any objection in the most stylish way, each playing to their own audiences.
You point out any of the gaping problems in the story (Mandy initiated sex every time we had it, for instance), you get:
4chan people responding with absurdist memes playing to their 4chan friends, Indie gamers responding with “Ugh gross, why would I want to hear from you???” for =hugs, you’re so brave!= from their indie gamer friends, Something Awful trolls quote-tweeting and going “lol this guy expects us to care” playing to their Something Awful friends, OSR people launching pyrotechnic displays of disgust at having to read at all as if you’re lecturing them about a rules nitpick, fake activists responding with ALL CAPS SCREAMING ABOUT how you have no compassion, forum bosses responding with immediate bans so all the members could pat each other on the back about how *they* hadn’t been banned yet, minor game designers trying to spin any response as a publicity stunt, etc.
In a court–any court, Canada, US, UK, New Zealand, whatever–you can’t do that. You have to actually answer the question. You have to at least pretend you care about the crime you’re pretending happened.
If you wonder why someone would resort to that: look around. If gamers knew how to respond to questions about guilt and innocence and evil in the world and human lives being ruined with something other than all caps crying or lol! memes! and then translating those responses into justifications to harass the supposed villain then maybe there’d be no need to resort to any other venue or authority.
But that’s not how this works: even as you read this answer, there’s likely someone trying to figure out how to spin a person accused asking for the unbelievably serious and real accusations about them to be *actually seriously and really investigated* being spun as some childish cry for attention. So we’re going to court.
Alex ChalkJune 24, 2019 at 8:42 AM
I’ve taken some time to review your evidence and Mandy’s evidence. Here’s the thing: at the end of the day, these are a lot of people I don’t know, whose wider stakes in the issue I can’t know without doubt, speaking on a relationship that by all indications is far too messy and complex for me to understand. In any case there is nothing incontrovertible, or which eliminates all but the remotest possibility of doubt outside the legal context. (Word under oath is still word, after all, and we’ve all seen our fair share of lies under oath in the last few years.) Here I am holding you to the same standard of proof to which Mandy will be held in court. That is: while she will be asked to prove that her representations of you are strictly factual – to provide incontrovertible evidence that the things she claimed actually happens, which without having planted secret cameras in your home approaches impossibility – whereas all you have to do is demonstrate that she made claims about things where there is room for doubt.
So, a ruling in your favour doesn’t actually prove you didn’t do the things she claims you did – it merely shows that Mandy was not able to meet an exacting legal definition of proof. The gist of my question earlier was: why should I or anyone take such a ruling as proof positive that you are not the person she says you are, when all it does is indicate a profound ambiguity through the lens of a legal framework which, I repeat, has been heavily criticized as antiquated and biased in favour of the plaintiff? How, in other words, does suing her constitute grounds for trusting you, even if you win?
Zak SabbathJune 24, 2019 at 11:56 AM
Answer and a question:
1. You do not have to regard that as proof positive. You can instead choose to investigate further.
2. There is a third option: Admit you don’t know and don’t care enough to investigate.
If “at the end of the day, these are a lot of people I don’t know, whose wider stakes in the issue I can’t know without doubt, speaking on a relationship that by all indications is far too messy and complex for me to understand.”
Then why in god’s fucking holy name are you commenting on this at all?
You’ve repeatedly attacked me since this began, despite just admitting you have no idea what’s going on.
Saying “I don’t know so I’ll shut up” is an acceptable and honorable position–even for nerds. Why not take that position ?
Even when someone is talking sincerely and rationally to this fuckhead, he still lashes out at them. Zakhole is truly one of the most entertaining cunts I’ve ever witness from afar. I love it!
I like how he equates ‘ugh, he’s disgusting, let’s never talk of him again’ to harassment.
But…. he’s been banned from internet communities he claims to hold in disdain and not care about! That is targeted harassment and if they don’t let him back in he’ll sue because he’s already established Mandy was lying with his carefully crafted document that everyone saw as the bullshit he always does so let him back on Reddit so he can argue with the people he looks down on! Never have I seen someone whose life revolves COMPLETELY around elf games 110% that pretends otherwise because he’s too cool for D&D nerds while clawing his fingers bloody trying to get back in. At least Jamal has the decency to just try to sneak back in through the back door without apologizing rather than demanding a grand reentrance and full forgiveness. Fuck, Jamal did nothing compared to Zpastic. Fucking Zpastic proved he’s a bigger loser nerd than any neckbeard out there he claims to hold in disdain. And yes, I’d swear under perjury and threat of time in the stocks that Zpastic is a fucking nerd loser who is never going to be allowed in gaming circles again no matter what he does to further harm people.
Zpastic STILL hasn’t washed the dishes in his apartment or folded the laundry. His latest Patreon payday hits next week so at least he can afford two days worth of crank so he can keep googling himself. Although he’s no doubt even more upset that other than commentary here the internet has moved on and pushed his sorry carcass in a ditch to be forgotten.
Nuff said.
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You don’t need too. Cause none of us want to look like a faggot.
TheDiceMustRollJune 24, 2019 at 12:42 PM
Question:
Scenario: You lose the suit. Judge looks over the case, says, “Nah, she’s not lying.” Are you going to accept said ruling? Will you go “Welp, I’m a rapist and an abuser.” and turn yourself in to the authorities? Serious question.
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Zak SabbathJune 24, 2019 at 12:49 PM
Of course I won’t. The judge will have made a mistake and there are legal remedies for that.
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It’s possible that this question is intended to lead to the follow-up question “Well if you won’t accept the ruling as proof of the facts, why should we?”
That question is based on a false premise: I don’t expect y’all (you, Cavegirl, Alex Chalk etc) to accept anything. From previous questions it’s obvious you are all obviously deep into confirmation bias and backfire effect.
I expect the Canadian legal system and good people to be swayed by facts, not y’all. If the Canadian legal system says Mandy’s telling the truth, it will be in contravention of al the facts, so–at worst–good people would be confused.
But while miracles happen, there is no point in holding out hope for anyone who–at this stage–already has decided Mandy has told the truth. You might as well try to sway a creationist off course.
Zak SabbathJune 24, 2019 at 1:14 PM
Further clarification if you’re still confused:
Unless you are an invisible ghost or omniscient god, there is an important difference between you and I in this matter that bears on our respective moral responsibilities:
I know what happened and you don’t.
Therefore it’s my moral responsibility to make sure the truth is known, and it’s your moral responsibility to either take steps to find out the truth or be silent.
So what we need to do regarding court decisions is different:
I need to make sure I do my best to make sure they reflect the truth
You need to either decide you don’t care and shut up or decide you do and ask if they accord with the facts you do have and whether or not (therefore) more investigation is necessary.
Where’s Fuckboy positing this? I don’t see it on his blog. Pornhub prehaps?
Fuckface Hepatitisberg’s “announcement” page. As long as he is replying to comments its Zak gold.
This idiot is just egotistical and deluded enough to not really be aware how fucking entertaining his swift fall and endless decline is. Not just here, but I’m sure plenty are watching for more fun-nuggets to fall out of his punchable bitch-mouth.
It’s very clear Mandy’s rapist has gone completely off the deep end. Yet still Mandy’s rapist aka Zak Smith aka Zak Sabbath manages to completely avoid any mention of THE OTHER TWO WOMEN who accused him of the same. Still trying to spin the narrative even though he can no longer edit the Wikipedia vanity page he created for himself.
Not sad but pathetic yet still comedy gold!
I’m glade he keeps talking, cause there’s nothing better then to see some major asshole destroy themselves by their own doing. Keep up he good work Fuckboy! Cause we’re all waiting to see you fall hard.
Even if he’s found guilty in a court of law Zpastic is saying he knows better than the court? If he won’t accept the ruling against him and admits such why should anyone accept a ruling in his favor? At least this maybe shows to the one remaining sycophant he has what a navel gazing loser half hair head is. It’s just funny to read his raving madness before he completely falls into obscurity. Outside of this place laughing at him in his dirty underwear amidst piles of unwashed dishes having nowhere for himself to make the same arguments every couple hours, he gone. Vanished and less relevant than Jamal. Bruce Galloway is light years more important than Zpastic ever was or will be.
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Yep. I guess I have “influence.” 😉
That’s right you C@nts –looking at you, and retching, Stacy Dellorfano — “influence”.
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Personal assistant? Expensive LA lofts? Zak can’t go out without Mandy’s permission?
If any of this is true, it proves two things: Zak does indeed get daddy money, and he was totally a whipped pussy.
Suprises! Suprises! Another half-wit,moody, art bitch defending the Jizzinator once again. Really, your going to devote ten years of your life to some half scalp, fuckface covers with a bunch of shitty tattooed and draws squiggly lines all day? I’d bet a handful of G.p.’s , ol’ Zakkapedia was snorkeling into her muffin just like all these other cracked eggs he seems to hook his mind tentacles into. Only thing is, any half decent attorney well realize that and when they they go on the stand they’ll be a quivering, sobbing , messes, when they reveal how Zak got his fuck on with them, with or without Mandy’s permission.
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So, the PA, Elana Hill, is the daughter of a very, very wealthy businessman named William Hill who has won/lost more money than most in developing, fucking up, and then selling vineyards in Napa. She’s clearly a brat who probably PA’d for shithead for no money at all because she didn’t have to worry about money. Daddy is loaded. She worked for him because she was a fan. Although now she apparently manages a tasting room, which is the shittiest job in the wine industry.
“Elana Hill
Winegrower / Tasting Room Manager
Elana Hill, a professional artist and winegrower, is the daughter of Bill (William) Hill and a Napa native. After completing high school in Napa, Elana moved to Santa Cruz, San Francisco and eventually to Southern California for ten years where she completed her BA at UC Irvine and MFA at Claremont Graduate University.
After graduate school Elana lived in Los Angeles where she had a career as a professional artist and teacher for years before moving back to Napa in May of 2015.
Elana has a long history on the property and spends most of her time on Brokenrock Vineyard, where she grew up, managing the property with her father Bill.”
What’s interesting about all these women he’s instructed to defend him is that they try to explain that they were there for everything. Apparently he and Mandy had a whole cast of constant companions where were packed into a shithole appartment in downtown LA. Yet it never occurs to any of them that there may have well been moments when they weren’t around and shithead was a completely abusive shithead.
None of these women are part of RPGs either. They have no fucking clue as to his long history of being a piece of shit in all these communities. It’s interesting that he uses these women who aren’t part of the scene to defend him so he can get back into the scene? While everyone else (except for Faggi maybe) who knows him from RPGs has shunned him and confirmed that he’s a piece of shit.
Ernie is the true porn star of D&D.
Was she in the fuckfilm business too?
There was that time I was visiting Gary in LA when Ernie introduced me to a rather squat, portly and swarthy gentleman named Ron Jeremy. I had no idea who he was. Visually, he reminded me of the description of Gutboy Barrelhouse that Gary once gave me.
Later Gary told me that Mr. Jeremy was helping Ernie find some work as a background actor in films. I suppose that if you look carefully at some of Mr. Jeremy’s Oeuvre, you might see Ernie in an orgy scene or two.
Yeah, this bitch seems like a total ringer, more so than the other skanks. Somebody who either fell into or was trying to get into Zak’s “inner ring” of dirtbags. Self esteem issues is how this shit happens. That’s how Svengali’s get in.
Mandy could have reason to want to destroy Zak, relationship issues happen and people can get real mean. But its hard not to believe the Mandy supporter gals that came along to affirm for her. Fucked by Zak or not, they seemed to be more couch surfers than in a relationship with him. They seemed sincere.
I really hope there is more that comes up on Mandy’s side. Another anti-Zak confirmation, Mandy family member stepping up. Something. He still won’t get a seat back at the table in “RPG land” but it sucks when manipulators get any kind of win.
Did we get a picture of Mandy’s dad holding an “I’m Mandy’s dad” sign with a date and affadavit that he really wrote that shit in support of the Attack?
Cut through the parts of her story that don’t really hang together and the signed declaration has weasel boilerplate I’ve never seen: “I could and would testify” to all these facts “except for those facts that I have stated under information and belief and those that I believe to be true.”
The real boilerplate is: “I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct, except as to those matters stated under information and belief which I believe to be true and correct.”
Somebody garbled a cut and paste. Looking at the previous declarations (unwitnessed, not notarized) they all have the same weird glitch. She could testify unless she can’t. I am not a Canadian but the fuckup on the documents renders the statement meaningless.
It is pretty much telling that Zak’s aka Mandy’s rapist’s “evidence” is not being discussed anywhere except at YDIS.
Still waiting for Mandy’s rapist aka Zak Sabbath aka Zak Smith to address the accusations of TWO OTHER WOMEN who have corroborated Mandy’s story.
Plus the fact that Fuckface personally states Hill stop working for him in 2013; which SIX YEAR gap between then and now. Her babble about Zak never leaving unless Mandy approved is utter horseshit. He went off to Gencon with those two skanks Stokely and Stoya on his “ Zak Saves Dee n’ Dee “ tour while Mandy was bedridden and hungry. Ain’t that a real class act to do do the person you say you love more then anyone else in the world.
Also, I gave a good hunch he had better behavior with Hill. After all, a rich kid like Hill is very important to opportunistic parasites like Zakmania as they’re constantly trying to figure out way of ass-kissing the wealthy or anyone of importance in the hopes some opportunities will transpire from it.
With Mandy, it was getting his fuck on which is why he screwed her the first time they ever met, and once she got sick, things shifted, to where it was less about fucking her and more about getting that caretaker check, and he would just go get his fuck-on with one of those skanks who could put out for him.
That is pretty solid analysis.
I believe Mandy could have been shit to Fucko here and there. It has all the makings of a toxic relationship. I gather Zaks and Mands fancied themselves a Sid and Nancy type relationship. Smiles and cuddles and theatrical sneers for the public and Vice articles, and bickering Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf trash-people egos behind the scenes.
And how annoying is Zak saying “ya’ll” constantly? I wondered how a Noo Yawk guy living in LA would pick that up. Then I remember years ago dumbshit praising The Wire and how you can make a D&D game out of it (you can’t; it’d be easier to make a campaign that resembled Breaking Bad). I’ve been catching up on it lately, and the “Ya’lls” are ever present.
Zak, I know you think its hip and makes you a “bro,” but you sound like a moron constantly saying it. Just trying to help ya’ll out, buddy!
Hey ya’ll, in case ya’ll are wondering where I got the idea for the girls with signs thing, I got the idea from bukkake porn. Sometimes after the gal gets all the loads in her greasy face, they’d have her hold up a blank sign so later they can use the pic on the DVD cover, the producers adding “I’m a cum soaked whore bitch” or whatever on it with photoshop.
Smart, right? I coulda put anything on there. Like Charlotte’s coulda said “my dad saw this video and killed himself,” or Kimberly Kane’s could say “I fuck fat truckers for a living and they always smell.” Scary smart, right? Really, at this point I’d rather put words in their mouth than my cock.
As long as you have their passwords you are good to go, bro!
P.S. You are too much of a narcissist to kill yourself Zak so I hope you die of AIDS!
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I’m looking to purchase loose dice. I know we talked about this a few years ago, but I couldn’t find the discussion. I search for ‘buy dice’ and ‘purchase dice’.
Looking for d4s, d8s, and d100s.
I bought a few from Gamemaster’s dice, but other than an auto email saying my purchase had been received and they would let me knowe when it shipped, nothing. Its been 24 hours. http://www.gmdice.com
Anyway, I’m looking for plain color, or transparent color, dice.
I prefer to not buy from ebay. Nor have to use paypal.
What company do you suggest ? I prefer one with a web site. Hopefully, less than a dollar per die.
Thanks.
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Anybody know the 4chan locations were Zako is apparently being tore up on?
Not sure, but my guess would be /tg/. No other ‘community’ would bother with such a small fry.
The ENNIES. Bros, I’m not nominated for anything this year. That lying crippled bitch Mandolyn got me banned. Do something about it for me. Post on ENWorld; post on Reddit; get me unbanned. Dani Jang cannot possibly handle all of this. He’s an idiot. Loyal, and useful, but still an idiot.
Ask yourself something. Is Zak:
a) a nightmarishly devious Machiavel who manipulates legal technicalities and the hearts of men who will win the case not because he’s telling the truth but because he’s somehow tricked literally everyone who was ever close to Mandy including her family into believing him
or
b) a staggering buffoon who has no lawyers or never listens to them even if he does and will therefore lose in court.
I do excel at these binary questions. The actual answer is c) None of the above.
I vote b)
But will be delighted to find there is room beyond the typical Zak false bi/trinary logic fail and that he is a staggering buffoon who HAS paid for lawyers but lacks the wisdom & restraint to get full value from their advice & STILL loses in court. Canadian court.
Or who “wins”. But good luck get any $$$ out of Mandy. And he might be able to add a footnote to his wiki vanity page but a quick google will reveal him as a poisonous douchebag. And any collaborator looking at his “helpful” engagement with the backers there will run a freaking mile.
The win will provide him the wriggle room to flail about in the OSR drowning slowly for longer. When really he should cut his losses & move back to art (if people are buying it). But I suspect he stays because he can bully/argue osr rubes or c-grade pornstars who have never studied debate, logic or philosophy & fall for his middle school level debate strategies. In the art world, people HAVE studied those things & he’s forced to engage more often as an equal, or junior, intellect & he won’t like that.
Yep. More often than not D&D folk, at least the old school sort, tend to be schlubby followers and hero worshippers. They may study select bits of history and siege tactics or whateverthafuck, but if called upon to argue anything more abstract they become children, easily one-upped.
Fucko Zako thrives in that environment. He can wow the rubes with basic, simplistic analogies “if someone tells you the moon is made of green cheese and you don’t immediately disbelieve then you should regret not obtaining a signed and notarized affidavit and blah blah blah blabbity blah.”
Only here are people discussing this (it should be followed somewhere), and only Raggi cares. While the fugly wife is out getting more baked goods Rags sits in front of the ‘puter slapping his soft pud while watching Zak dribble weak money shots on Mandy’s tits and awaiting his l’il buddies triumphant return to RPG land.
Or his “win” will be like OJ Simpson’s and not change anyone’s opinion one iota. A civil case in Canada means jack shit on top of that. If he really thought he has evidence on his side, he’d have filed in Los Angeles County, but he wouldn’t because it’s much more rigorous. Also note: filing a C&S means jack shit. Has he served her? Is there a court date? If not, it means zilch.
“Has he served her? Is there a court date? If not, it means zilch.”
questions go to zaksmith at hawtmail dot com, ya’ll.
Well, that case, I’ll take door number B,with a side of A, because you are in your own words, ‘a buffoon’. And it’ll be real obvious to everyone the first day you show up in court with your greasy mohawk and joker suit.
Your a turd Zak. That is, an unflushed one that won’t go away no matter how many times you pull the handle, not unlike the many you pinched yourself, floating in the toilet in that shitbox Hollywood apartment that to this day still stinks with your 10 cent paint brushes and sweaty ballsack. That’s why you never got the deposit back from the landlady, fuckboy!
According to everyone’s favorite Finland Sweat Flopper Zpastic’s stuff is selling better than EVAR! But sum product! That hash doesn’t buy itself! Raggy the Last of Klan Hutt slides into obscurity right behind the Zakattack. Hope Finland has a good government funded retirement program for stoned losers.
This is mostly accurate. We just opened the final carton of RPL and the Vornheim reprint is also down to about 100 copies. Convention season has been good on those and just between us I think some speculators are doing a little hoarding. We also moved almost 10 copies of the core LOTFP Rules & Magic book since my last update so the game is still attracting rabid fans at a lightning rate. However FBM is just sitting htere waiting to take off. I still have 1250 out of the original 2000 print run so ther eis still plenty for everyone to make an investment in collectible values going much higher once it sells out.
Herro Fellow Attorney! You need another rawyer for your white shoe practice? I come in as full partner and Demon Shitty Superbacker who call whores!
I’m suing him next, ya’ll.
See you at Gen Con, Zakster!
Herro stupid self-doxxing your RPG sucky shit man Dave Guyll also probably retarded Marvin!
You need rawyer?
I have an actual playtest credit myself. My head is all the way up the OSR’s ass.
Inasmuch as I can feel something these days, I am grateful towards anyone who catches the ball Her Majesty YDIS so disappointingly dropped, even if if one does it with sweaty hands. So thank you Dave.
Can you represent BOTH Zak and Dave Guyll, Dani Jang, Demon Shitty Superbacker and Attorney to al the big RPG Bad Players, who also calls whores? Conflict of interest if Zak sues him, pernaps?
Me no Zak S rawyer no more. He find alt right MRA rawyer from bottom tier law school named after Bob Jones Evangelical who I think make fortune selling sausages to take his case pro boner.
Well, well, well. Looks to me Fuckface might be giving in a bit, as he hasn’t posted since June or taken down any of those porn links. I’m sure these five months since the ban has taken a real toll as he certainly isn’t making the same scratch, without that careperson check or Raggi royalty checks. And now with he rep even more in the shitter, it might be hurting him selling that over inked napkin shit he’s been peddling for years.
Line those doodles against the wall Zak before you blow your brains out. I guarantee you corpse will make a fortune!!
As the thread title indicates, most battle mats i’ve bought, have a little thin plastic sleeve to hold them in. They do good, TILL They rip.
So what do YOU use, if/when that occurs, to carry your precious mat with you in?? Do you go cheep, and get one of those postal mailing tubes? Go high tech with an artists tube or one of those hard case map carry tubes??
Do you not even bother?
– Garhkal
Where to buy dice; how to carry a battle mat. Are these idiots for real?
The village of Dragonsfoot is indeed full of idiots. I, a Prince, once tried to elevate them out of the soot and manure in which they squatted. They banished Me, so that they might continue to wallow in their own crapulence. I’d wish a pox upon the lot of them, but I’m certain that they all have far worse conditions already.
Somewhere on that forum is a thread asking about the proper use of toilet paper. None of replies were correct. I think Blooey may have started that thread.
Eat, pee, crap, rinse, clean, repeat. I can’t get clean for all of five minutes. 😦
I can’t help the way I am. It’s a sad, sad life I lead.
And somebody please get my printer workin’. 😡
I don’t really understand the kerfuffle about David Guyll–he was an open and obvious member of the online harassment mob long before this development and I said it many times.
It’d be like discovering Skerples and Cavegirl are the same person. So what? Both of them are individually guilty to begin with.
However ya’lls, I still have serious wood for both of them, especially cavegirl. I’d like to explore her cave after when she gets the surgery. The things I can teach her about being a woman.
I publicly apologize for not curating my comments better these past few days. I’ve been in the hospital. I had a “Carradine” incident. Fortunately for me, the girls came over for a pick up game and found me before it was too late.
People with perception abilities are not crazy. They are gifted and cursed at the same time. Every airplane crash I have dreamt about has happened.
I’m so thankful Gary understood me. It’s a gift you must embrace, recognize and accept.
I’m not crazy. That scrawny boy in California is going to lose his lawsuit.
I can testify that Gary Gygax was a true man, unlike Zak. I met him long ago when I was 19 and he made a surprise appearance at a Los Angeles con. I was taken by how gentlemanly he was, and of course because of my daddy issues I love to fuck older, fugly men. He was surprisingly virile. Unlike Zak’s weak, oozy money shot, Gary could really blast. When his time came, he scrambled up hurriedly to straddle my chest just in time to blow his load across my face, much to my giggling delight. I mean, there were 2 or 3 good strong jets of jizz. Amazing for his age. Or maybe he just liked to save it up for con trysts.
I will say he left in a bit of a disrespectful hurry, but not before he commented that Arneson liked teen boys, but was a bit of a limp dick who rather than fuck them had them circle jerk on a copy of Blackmoor while he tweeked his own nipples. That made me laugh.
Later that night at a con mixer Gary was busy chatting up another couple of young girls, and pretended he didn’t know me. But I’ll never forget that night.
My friend Gary rocked your world. Remember him. Honor him. He learned a lot from his time in LA. All those would be starlets. Treasure Type:XXX Gary called them.
Gary never mentioned you when we would talk about all of Con-quests. Perhaps he wanted to keep you for himself?
The fallout has begun, ya’ll. More lawsuits to cum.
YDIS, I’m coming for ya’ll next!
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So much for standing up to those SJWs.
this is dumb
Herro Dummy! You need rawyer?
This production from the two trannies looks absolutely fucking shitty. Hilarious that some loser bought into the $9,000 level.
Holy schmoly, I dunno if that weirdo dork is a tranny, but he is for sure a fucking black hole of charisma. Could he be more annoying? And really, Satine has made those ears her lifelong gimmick now? Sheesh. I get a cringy douche chill seeing these two interact. Surly she could have found another chick or something to do this with.
1500 buckaroos gets you a 5 hour game with Satine? Damn. You used to just have to pay 5 bucks to play with her at Meltdown comix, and that could get you pancakes included. Also invite to her birthday party where the attendees looted the place like Viking raiders. Toss in a 20 and you could get a furtive blowie from Satine out back.
100 grand to fund? Shit, for a whole crew to go overseas? They must be flying ultra-cheap coach and are living off cheese n’ cracker packs from the Dollar Store.
Look, I’m glad she turned her back on shitface Zak, but c’mon. She should be well into obscurity by now. Can’t wait for the Dragonsfoot thread where the Unblown are all “she’s hawt! I got 5 on it!”
$1500 bucks? Ha! That’s exactly what she use to charge for a bj and vage, plus you would get video footage out of it.
Wow, fuckboy’s been real quite. Either he’s listening to his lawyer or is sucking on the barrel of a gun thinkin’ how shitty his life has become.
Haha Satine never made that much for a porno, much less in private with a neckbeard. She didn’t “make a living having sex” anymore than huckster Zak did.
had and HBO free week offer so I grabbed it. Going through GoT which pretty much sucks and have watched a number of bad movies. The Meg, the latest Halloween, 12 Strong, Deadwood the Movie, all fairly horrible.
Chernobyl is gruesome but a great film about the disaster.
Also watched The King’s Choice which is free on prime. That one was just sad. A good movie , but sad.
– Jason Zadova
Herro One-Footed Fat Fuck! You need rawyer?
They cut you foot off because you try to run away from fat camp or someting? In my country, they cut you foot off if you try to run away from rape camp. Either way, make excellent Demon Shitty scenario!
Classic Dragonsfoot. Finally a few kicks fantasy shows which are adult & well written (seasons 1-6 especially) & they pooh pooh it.
They probably hate Vikings & the Last Kingdom too because it had an historical inaccuracy in an episode (newsflasflash, it’s a drama not a documentary). It’s more enjoyable to torture others with your dubious amateur historian cred than to enjoy the show.
Isn’t this Jason guy the dude who got a foot chopped off due to his die-a-beat-eez years ago? He’s really got a lust for life, hanging around DF movie threads and binge watching free HBO trials. But then, its all broken down fat old shits on Dragonsfoot, right?
The diabeetus is how we started off as DragonsFEET and ended up as DragonsFOOT!
Sigh! 😦
If the idiot had treated his diabeetus properly, by eating Quaker oats and getting his medical supplies delivered to his doorstep by Liberty Medical, he would still have his foot.
This Destination Mediocrity is gonna fund isn’t it? I think I’ve lost all hope in humanity. Nerd culture is just fucked these days. At least no head of programming at a real station will pick this up. I’m trying hard to figure out how people have so much disposable incomes to throw at this kind of garbage. I guess I’m not much better throwing my money at old wargames from the 70’s.
My former friend Zak hasn’t done a new post on his blog for a month now. I guess all his energies are going towards his Zak Attack on poor little Mandy Morbid. Not that we’d know. He’s keeping things close to his wimpy chest.
C’mon Mandy. Dish. You need to speak out. If you need help a crowd fund is a few clicks away. Look what the idiots of gaming will pay for. My travel show featuring me and an elderly Troll doll is well on the way to funding!
Herro Whore who is known for taking many black cocks and bukkake! You need rawyer?
You misspelled ‘raw-dog’, fake Dani.
In my country raw dog is tasty delicacy!
Also you ask Mandy if she need rawyer. Since she no so lucky victim of Zak S abuse I take her case pro boner!
Wacko Zako has another skank, this time a slaggy over the hill cellulite ridden porn lady Caroline Pierce giving our boy two 10 inch black boners up on how nice he was to Mandy. These don’t seem to move anybody to drop the Zak hate. Meanwhile he gives no word on how his case is going in court, if it even exists.
I suppose it truly is time to stop following it. Mandy is probably doing the right thing by maintaining silence. She knows Zak tends to be his own worst enemy. Nothing he does will bring him back. It’s done.
Though I still love his squirming. that will never get old.
Saltine and Stephanie,
I’m excited to see your video!
Please remember to hire with some diversity goals.
I’m so happy when I see new young faces embracing fantasy adventures. And I support your goal to work without influence from suits.
Be sure to keep your crew diverse and inclusive. Include some folk that aren’t established already. New talent needs to be nurtured. New faces need a spotlight.
Remember…Fantasy adventures cross boundaries in time, culture, age, and geography. In your exploration, tell these stories with diverse POV.
Magnus BuchanJuly 18, 2019 at 1:59 PM
Does a statement using a stage name have any real legal weight?
Also strange that she doesn’t mention her legal name, but freely drops Mandy Morbids birth name.
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Zak SabbathJuly 18, 2019 at 4:43 PM
In the statement used in the legal filings she uses her real name, of course.
That’s a weird question: these women aren’t going to all the trouble to make statements just for fun.
Magnus BuchanJuly 18, 2019 at 6:26 PM
I certainly don’t think “fun” would be a motivation here. But it just stands out that the lady doesn’t seem to want her true name revealed, but goes to the trouble to specifically drop Mandy’s true name. That to me seems “weird.”
I have no dog in this fight. Just stood out to me is all.
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Zak SabbathJuly 18, 2019 at 6:32 PM
It should not have stood out. It’s a legal declaration, and the things you point out have achingly obvious explanations–
We removed Caroline’s real name before putting it up here in public because she’s a porn actress, and she used Mandy’s legal name bc it’s a legal document.
Caroline’s twitter handle is there if you have any other random questions you can contact her.
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Magnus BuchanJuly 18, 2019 at 10:06 PM
and she used Mandy’s legal name bc it’s a legal document. ”
I’m not rereading all the statements, but the previous one didn’t use the Mandy’s real name. As a matter of fact, the “official” portion made a point of stating Mandy’s real name is redacted.
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Zak SabbathJuly 18, 2019 at 10:16 PM
Therefore what exactly?
Like are you developing some conspiracy based on the fact that all these legal declarations aren’t put on the blog in the same format?
Magnus BuchanJuly 19, 2019 at 8:13 PM
I’m not developing anything. But we have to admit conspiracies happen, right? We are assuming a conspiracy on the part of Mandy and her several witnesses, right? So things are possible.
If one name must be real on a legal document, then all must be, right? Could this witness use the porn name in court in a sworn statement? Also, Mandy did porn. One could go and look at her work. That this lady feels the need to out Mandy’s full true name while protecting hers, it kind of stinks. Maybe she has a beef with Mandy in a similar way that several of Mandy’s witnesses has a beef with you? Anyway, this web page isn’t your case (what is it for?), and you’re not sharing details of that (which is actually of interest; not many seem to care about what is happening here including me at this point)so I’ll bow out of discussion now because its really going nowhere IMO. Its clearly not a hotbed of discourse from many people.
Thanks for the replies.
MB
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There have been great changes in my thinking in these last three weeks, since I last posted here ~ and these will affect my readers. I’m going to considerably reduce the amount of posting that I will be doing on this blog, Tao of D&D, going forward from this time. I have written more than 2,600 posts over 11 years, covering virtually every subject within role-playing games and D&D in particular. I have not quite posted once per day, but I know from my stats that most readers do come here everyday, particularly weekday mornings … so I know this will mean there isn’t a thousand words waiting for you when you load up your work computer and want to put off starting your day.
It is only that I feel that much of the effort I have applied here has been in vain. We talk about throwing things out into the void but ~ and this is the crux of it ~ I am throwing ideas and vision into this void that isn’t to be found anywhere else on the internet. I am not another DM preening on my amazing running ability. I’m not another shill writing derivative reviews of company products. I’m bored and done with flame wars and with pushing off those who are determined to treat the best game in the world as an ongoing exercise in Saturday night redundancy. I’m not interested in being open to the same old dictates and the same old memes about what the game is “about” or why enough rules that empower players to predict results from strategies is “bad.” I cannot make any more headway with these people that I have already made. If the arguments I’ve proposed thus far aren’t enough to register a message, then … so be it.
All that time and energy and your one, single legacy was this:
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Is it, though? He’s not exactly Adonis.
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…Does this imply that shithead is suing WotC/Hasbro? For taking his name out of the PHB credits? Or just more crank-fueled scribbling from a man who can’t accept his growing irrelevance?
I’ve just learned that an ant can carry 10-50 times its body weight. 50 times its weight! For comparison, a 200 lb. man could carry 10,000 lbs.! That’s 5 tons!
Looking at this, it seems that the Monster Manual Giant Ants need to be revised! These guys are real monsters! What kind of damage should they be doing? What Hit Dice?
– Waterbob
That’s not how it would scale, you slack jawed drooling yokel. Gary, My friend Gary who changed the world, knew what He was doing. Remember Him. Honor Him. Who are you to question his brilliance?
And to think that I once thought that I, OSR royalty, could be your Prince and lift you and the rest of your ilk out of the muck and manure. It must have been that medication the quacks had me taking for the internals problems.
I don’t look at Dragonsfart as often as I used to, but hoo boy that Waterbob fag stands out among the current roster (mostly same as before) of moronic blowhards there who have no notion of going easy on exclamation points. Or what the touch of a non-fat woman feels like.
Hey guys, my Kickstarter is kind of floundering, only just over fitty percent of our goal with only two weeks to go.
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In honor of Gary Gygax Day, I Implore you to contribute to our funding, in the name of talentless folk who try to bilk gametards instead of getting real jobs.
For anybody who donates 50 bucks, I’ll throw in a handy J, promising lots of eye contact and words of sexy encouragements. Add 20 more and I’ll let you blow the load in my mouth.
For a hundy, I’ll let you tape the encounter.
For 1000, I’ll let you and 3 buddies arrange a gangbang encounter with me at an upcoming con to be determined. Facial finishes for 20 extra each.
C’mon guys, I really want my travel dreams to cum true, even if I have to sit on planes next to a smelly, ugly old troll I’ve had to partner up with on this. Please contribute!
Has Spatine Fenux even made a fucking comment on her Kickstarter? Seems like only the Troll Transgender is the only one making commentary. I guess Zaktine Fucknix isn’t too interested in fleecing neckbeards enough to actually engage them. Pholtus, please let this fail! These talentless hacks need a lesson that the gametards won’t finance EVERYTHING.
They look like a modern day Captain and Tennille. If the Captain was It’s Pat and Tennille had five black dicks inside her all at the same time.
Fantasy-Oriented Travel Show. How fucking stupid do you have to be. It’s like this shit: https://www.theguardian.com/games/2019/jul/13/no-more-nerds-how-dungeons-dragons-became-cool-stranger-things-game-of-thrones
If you’re paying $4,000 to play D&D in a fucking castle you’re doing it wrong. The fucking game happens your mind. But I guess most people hopping on the “nerds make money, therefore nerds are cool, i wanna do cool things, what do nerds do? oh, ok I’ll play d&d” train lack imaginations. You want a travel show based on fantasy gaming? Ride Greyhound through the midwest as you visit basements.
If this project doesn’t get funded it should signal peak pop-rpg-gaming and the cliff can’t arrive soon enough. Then all these idiots can go back to being trivial actors/cumrecepticles
Stephan looks like an amazing, middle-aged biker chick. I had to look twice to find him. Disguise rank 10.
Apologies to our fellow international DFers that may not feel strongly about this topic. But for those of us who enjoy big piles of sugary, hot carbs in the morning (or afternoon, McDonalds is all-day breakfast now afterall). What is your favorite:
French Toast?
Waffles?
Pancakes?
And please no chiming in of buns or doughnuts or danishes. That would be like saying you like wine when your favorite Scotch is mentioned. Lets keep it on topic, have fun, and enjoy!
– FreddyP
Taxi Driver.
Strange film. I’m not sure why it is so lauded. Screwed up dude can’t sleep, so he gets a job driving a cab at night. Screwed up dude is lonely, so he takes out a girl. But, he’s so screwed up, that he takes her to a Johnny Palmer movie, and she leaves, won’t talk to him anymore.
Screwed up dude decides to kill her boss, a political person running for office. The attempt to kill political person goes badly, and Screwed up dude moves on.
Screwed up dude finally sets his sights on an under-age prostitute. He decides that he’s going to save her. Screwed up dude goes in, guns a-blazin’, killing her pimps.
Screwed up dude is a hero.
What???
-Waterbob
Waterbob likes a film which delivers it’s messages in carefully explained exposition. He didn’t pay his $9 to go & think. He’d like to be told, thank you very much.
Taxi Driver is a movie for adults. Its no surprise that the retard doesn’t get it. For a Scorsese movie he should try Gangs of Noo Yawk. Almost cartoonish moments involved, and it hammers you over the head with its larger than life characters and points. Not much nuance or adult pondering required.
I personally like looking at DF now ang again to remind myself this is a hobby full gibbering and drooling idiots, especially the older old schoolers. I finally got into 5th ed, after resisting for a long time in part because Zaks name was in it. But its been liberating, this new school renaissance. Suddenly its easy to put a group of non-tards together, and there’s more chicks. Young one’s too, not these Janet Reno and Rosanne Barr-looking old pigs you occasionally see at 1st ed and 2nd ed games.
What was the point of the “Yourrpgisshit” guy? Why start a troll blog if you just vanish as soon as you’re “outed”?
What was his schtick, I barely got to see it.
His problem was that he was coming from a place of genuine rage, with a lot of anger against women, gays, and ‘SJWs’. It was really no fun reading him.
Our host here goofs on gamers, but there’s an ironic detachment that keeps things light. That guy really did care too much, and it’s what made him a monster.
What info do we have on the “real” him? I think I saw a reddit saying he was a game designer or something?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/osr/comments/caq5mo/looks_like_yourrpgisshit_is_run_by_david_guyll_of/
Apparently his shtick was cowardice
Cumdumpsterine Blownix is going to have to get filled with around $50k worth of neckbeard man juice if her and Biker Tranny have any hope of chasing their dream of not having a real job. Get to fucking Pantine, Steptoe can’t do it all himself.
Obviously no one wants to support her and the shitty idea cause it had way more market saturation than it ever deserved.
Can she suck enough nerd cock to chase her dreams?
Satine and the gay Troll doll are really going to have to step up the blowbang action at Gencon. if they want it to fund.
They should take what they got and ditch the international aspect. Keep it in the states, yo. An episode could actually show the Gencon blowie line, with Satine on her knees gobbling away. One could be on the LA beaches, featuring Christian Walker poking dead fish and birds with a stick, and dreaming up bumfight encounter scenarios. Maybe one can be a visit to the old folks home Blooeymage rotted away in towards the end. Enjoy a meatloaf feast and singalong. Instead of a D&D game in a castle, have it at a low-end casino in Reno.
Six days left and half way there – totally going to fail LOL!
Nobody wants to see It’s Pat and a porno whore who took multiple black cocks at the same time in every orifice traipse all over the globe going COOL! WOW! This is totally going in my campaign back home that I don’t actually run!
Once a cum rag, always a cum rag I guess.
They’re singing about me. I was a fool to move here. But I no longer give a damn.
And as long as I’m grousing I’m getting real [sick and tired] of soul food. Some [of] it I can’t even eat.
And I’m listening to Old McDonald’s Farm again. F**k these people.
Did a re-watch of some good 90’s films. First up was the spoof action film, the Last action hero. Still holds up today as well as it did back then.
– Garhkal
My illustrious do’oods, my advertising budget of $111 didn’t go as far as I thought it would. Please talk about Cha’alt on social media. Thank you. 😉
Just gonna tell you up front, I charge $.50 per apostrophe, b’r’o.
Nooo’oo’ooooooo’ooo!
Do you take gold pieces?
I only accept Crypt o’ Currency, so better start looting tombs, h’o’s’s.
Satine here, reporting from Gencon. Boy are my lips tired. And my stomach aches. I wish I hadn’t offered to swallow for 5 bucks extra. Why do guys like that? Anyway, Steve said he’d pick up dinner, and brought me a bowl of clam chowder. Are you kidding? I almost puked.
People keep asking me “where’s Zak?” They don’t even know. I have to admit, there’s a lot less smug hot air here this year. Though its just not the same without Frank Mentzer’s butt-stink crop dusting throughout the con floor.
Herro Saltine! You need rawyer?
How you stand nasty unwiped butt crack smell especially ripe from summer heat during game convention when you giving neckbeard wee wees hummer? You no pukey pukey?
Your Frien Dani Jang
LotFP’s role-playing activities were conceived under the dread gloom of Finnish winter and consummated during the darkless summer by a displaced American on a steady diet of Jules Verne, Edgar Allan Poe, HG Wells, HP Lovecraft, Clark Ashton Smith, Robert E. Howard, Dario Argento, the New Wave of British Heavy Metal and the traditional Nordic doom metal scene, filtered through over a quarter of a century of gaming experience. Through use of forbidden rites and mystical incantations remembered in fevered dreams, LotFP founder James Edward Raggi IV seeks to recreate the past by remolding the present and conquering the future. When not having books released by companies such as Goodman Games and winning prizes for One Page Dungeon entries, and between being interviewed by publications such as Roolipelaaja (for his role-playing notoriety) and regional US newspapers (as a heavy metal expert), James publishes his own gaming materials designed to unfray the delicately woven threads of modern existence and bring unnatural life to traditional gaming.
Needs more ‘copy-pasting B/X and ripping off obscure British gaming magazine scenarios’.
Almost at $60,000! We are nearing the 48hr mark…please share on your pages if you want this to succeed! Some MORE REWARDS are going up Tomorrow! I Believe we can do it! If we can fund the first episode it will be a giant boost to get the whole season created, and maybe more? We have gotten so many positive vibes from the community and there are important eyes on the project! One last push folks!
My mouth is sore as hell in the aftermath of the con, but it was worth it. The power of a rousing blowie (or 50) cannot be denied!
More rewards coming up! Better than that ugly mini of me, anyway (should do for a half orc character). I do realize the mistake of partnering with an ugly uncharismatic troll, but what can I say? He has deep pockets and may just top this project off with his own fat stacks!
A slice of some good cheese, not cheese food cheese; a slice of ham, and a butter fried flour tortillia. That makes a nice sandwich on a Saturday. Ice cold soda to drink.
Gouda maybe, or if i can find it some Havarti. Smoked ham. A flour tortillia about 6 inches across.
Warm the tortillia up in a skillet, with a small amount of butter.
Place the tortillia buttered side up on a plate, add the cheese and meat, roll it up loosely, eat. Drink soda. Listen to some songs from the 1960s. Say Jefferson Airplane and Janis Joplin.
Wonderful.
– D.J.
Well, Destination Lame as Fuck is 3/4 to the finish line. Saltine still gives not one single fuck and hasn’t engaged anyone at all. The wily biker troll tranny is apparently having to do the heavy lifting as Saltine cannot dirty her hands talking to the peasants giving them cash for a project that is complete crap. Fucking clowny clown backers I just cannot figure out why they’d give these two losers a nickel.
Huge jump in funds overnight but not so much in number of donors. Looks like somebody put their own money into their own Kickstarter….
Firs,t I want to say that I’m not some hick deputy from the deep south. I have all of my teeth.
Second, I want to shill for this Destination Fantastic kickstarter I almost missed it. It’s something I’d certainly enjoy watching. Watching while wearing nothing at all, well, maybe wearing a smile. Satine reminds me of some of the hookers I used to force march around the streets. The real women too, not the tranny ones. That finger she’s pointing up in the photo on my blog — click on a few of the affiliated links while you’re there — I know just where she can put it.
Destination Tardtastic funded.
Uggh.
Misspelt Homunculus.
Uggh.
Satine and the ugly fuckface have funded. But plenty can still go wrong. And no guarantee it will ever go further than a free trip for the pukes. But goddamn people are fucking sheep.
An upside is since Satine turned her back on Zak, his seeing her do well must chaff with him fading away.
Not only did she turn his back on him, but she endorses this module where the designers were thinkin’ about old Fuckboy when they were writing it—ya’ll!!
https://www.dmsguild.com/m/product/284779
I am so going to sue Satine, that treacherous bitch. I am going to sue the rest of the writers of that defamatory module, namely, Theo Thourson of The Gallant Goblin in consultation with Satine Phoenix, Grady Wang, and Cassie Rose. Grady Wang, I recognize a porn name when I see one. And one of the artists, Hung N Pham, very porn too. Then there is Victor “Poon” Tan. All of my old porn buddies are ganging up on me.
It’s a very dreary adventure. The sort of crap Wundergeek would publish.
Only $3.95 too!
I have supported you, the reader, through a thousand hours of getting up in the morning and looking for something to read on the internet. You know there’s almost always something here, and almost always something that will get your minds thrumming on the subject of role-playing and game play. I know many of you read me on game day, specifically because I do that.
Well, I’m still doing that. But now, I must insist you support me also.
I’ve had a number of well-meaning individuals tell me that in advertising my new blog, I should write half posts here as teasers. Click the link and read the rest of the blog post on the Higher Path.
I did try that when I was writing the MasterClass blog. I’m not convinced it worked and at the time I felt it was something of a dick move. I don’t much like it myself when I start reading something only to find it isn’t all there. So I’ve decided not to do this again.
I’ve written 15 posts on the new blog to date. The content is clearer, I think, being much less concerned with selling myself ~ as I’m having to do now. There’s no reason to, as everyone there is already buying. There’s no need of moderating the comments. I can talk straight on the subjects that interest me without having to cater to the lowest common denominator.
I encourage you to spend $3 and try it out.
https://www.tenkarstavern.com/2019/08/a-kickstarter-post-mortem-destination.html#comment-form
Wow. Tenker tears the uggos a new one (after first supporting the Kickstarter last week).
I’m hoping this situation smears the creeps reps.
Pretty funny how Turdkar presents himself as a Kickstarter guru, but it is only after this one was over that he bothered o do the obvious number-crunching per episode to understand the costs involved.
Nice that he finally catches on to the cult of personality – and no surprise he misses the irony.
So strange that he never made detective.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=destination+fantastic&view=detail&mid=1BD151EC82B946CB3EFF1BD151EC82B946CB3EFF&FORM=VIRE
And this you gotta see. The ugly troll Stef seems to live in a rustic palace on a lake, while Satine lives in a box on Los Angeles’ busiest, shittiest street Sepulveda Blvd.
I like how saltine says D&D is her Safe Space. That means when she was getting cornholed and bukkakeed, she was really thinking about rescuing unicorns.
And yeah, Stefan is an inheritance baby.
Excellent! I am looking forward to more excruciating content from this impending trainwreck. Congratulations, Satine and Some Other Guy. Hopefully one of the showcased destinations will be the infamous comic book store back room.
They intend to make Lake Geneva, right here in the Great State of Wisconsin, one of their destinations. I’m trying to convince Satine to let Me DM a game for them when they are in town. The backers would love it and social media would reflect that. I’ve suggested that we use one of Mrs. Panky’s bakerys as the locale for the game. After the game, Satine and I could “renew” our friendship in the back office. The Dwarf could of course, listen from the other side of the door. You know he’s not getting any from Satine. She has yet to return any of My calls. I’m getting the “Zak” treatment.
I have also offered to be a guide around town, showing all and sundry where the magic happened back when TSR was in it halcyon days, before the Blume’s ruined things completely, and that creature Lorraine took over.
Frank, me coming up to your hotel room thinking we were going to talk about a project, only to see you dance out of the bathroom naked, your bitch tits jiggling and pulling your tiny little pud with a shit eating grin on your face is hardly a relationship. Its not my fault you didn’t have 20 bucks on you for a quick blowie. Ken St. Andre did. I went back downstairs and blew him in a stairwell while diddling his bung with my middle finger. I laughed so hard, because instead of cum sawdust shot out of it hahaha.
Anyway, continue to weep and bubble about your plight on your Facebook while I soar across the globe spending the sweet cheddar those losers who supported the Kickstarter gave me. When we get picked up for more by Discovery Channel or A&E I’ll be moving out of my Sepulveda crap hole and onto Beverly Drive, bitch!
“I laughed so hard, because instead of cum sawdust shot out of it hahaha.”
When that load of sawdust hit you in your mug, did he exclaim “take that, you fiend!”
Satine, you have mistaken me for someone else. I never invite My Con-quests up to My room. Sounds like maybe it was Elmore? Did he ask you to wear the furry slippers instead of the pointy ears? Elmore has that hobbit foot fetish thing going, among other perversions. Or so go the rumors.
You only charged $20 for Kenny? Geez, you gave him a bargain. Most “booth babes” at the Cons ask ten times that amount to touch Kenny.
Porny, Pokorny
Neckbeards are horny.
Now here comes Tenkar,
Trying to warn me.
Hickory dickery dok
Satine still won’t suck on my cock
Consider all those guys that she blew
That she barely knew
It’s frankly a bit of a shock!
There once was a trans from Nantucket,
With a micro penis – who’d suck it?
Over and over I said no
On that chilly Icelandic floe,
Even though Stef put it on the docket.
Just wondering if anyone ever bothered learning to speak a D&D language, like some Trekkies with Klingon.
– Sniperdoc
There’s High Kuntzian but it’s incomprehensible.
Thieve’s Cant. I do not remember which GenCon, sometime in the early ’80’s, before Lorraine, but a couple of “the usual suspects” tried to impress Gary by speaking in Thieve’s Cant.
Gary had them thrown out of the Con and forever banned. He also sent a few of our burlier warehouse guys to rough them up a bit in the parking lot. And to give them a dime to call their moms to come take them home.
Gary hated that sort of crap. The costumes, the props, the “RenFaire Speake”. It attracted the worst sort. Real wargamers never engaged in that sort of behavior.
Tenkar’s Turdshack should start his own crowdfunding site exclusively for RPGs and call it SHITSTARTER.
You could get whiplash looking at Tenker’s. Several posts about Kickstarters, then today a post statting up some basic monster. WTF? I guess he wants to “keep it real” and be a basic gaming crap blog, but damn.
Herro Wannabe Edgelord Mike Evans of Rochester NY! You need rawyer? Barbarians of the Ruined Earth sounds dope. Sounds like setting with many rapes just like Demon Shitty by Mandy rapist Zak Smith who also is known for douchebaggery! You put lots of rapes in Barbarians of Ruined Earth hear me? And oh so big titty! WITH PEARL NECKLACE!
And why you live in Rochester? What a shit hole!
Remember Everyone: Next time don’t call whores YOU CALL RAWYER!
Herro James Faggi Fourth! You need rawyer? I hear your wife leave you and you pretty talentless without Zak or Ken Hite. Why you no move back to America and move into LA shitbox apartment with Zak? He looking for roommate and you be perfect candidate! It be like Odd Couple only with two disgusting American slob Oscars!
Like my new tagline?
Remember Everyone: Next time don’t call whores YOU CALL RAWYER!
What’s this now, Hannah left Ragster? Oh My. I need to book a flight to Helsinki ASAP. I’m certain she will need just the sort of “consoling” that only I, a Consummate Lady’s Man, can provide. If Hannah at Home is anything like Hannah at the Cons…
Maybe I can convince the Gnome and Satineto tag along for one of their “destinations”. Satine, Hannah and Me. Epic pleasures. The Gnome can watch from a hidden vantage point if it wants. Neither I, nor the girls, are particularly shy.
Frank, bro, you are out of the loop. Hannah left James ages ago. A gamers job (or any sort of employer, really) should never be to police the personal or legal lives of its creators or contractors. Also James has had to hire a lawyer because a woman is threatening to go public with sexual assault allegations against him.
Well Zakbot, this being the internet, and you being you, I need a citation. You of all peoples understand the need for proof and evidence.
How hard is it to learn a little Finnish? I’ve found that whispering a few mots d’amour in the lady’s native tongue does wonders. I have a few old Berlitz cassettes for Italian lying around, but I don’t think Finnish and Italian are related.
Tried to watch the Jeff Dee & Dee artist documentary but Spitoon Fauxnix kept showing her hideous face and acting like she knew something about D&D other than how to make $25 blowing nerds at the back of a hobby shop.
Are you challenging me old man? My debate skills are super honed. Its going to be a hot summer in Cnada.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/lotfp/permalink/2052468528395817/
No challenges Zakbot. And take it from one who actually knows, and loathes, Canada. Hot up there is like 50 degrees fahrenheit. If you go a word of warning; no not “don’t drink the water” but instead “don’t drink the beer” It’s like bottled skunk farts, except the stuff the Frenchies brew up, like trois pistoles. Also, don’t expect much from them. Everybody rides the short bus to school in Canada.
While you’re up there, check in on Benoist, eh? He’s pulling some sort of Gauguin thing among the “first peoples”. I’d like to know how it’s working out. Check in on JaMal too. and Sexy Lexy of course.
So I guess none of us were at Gen Con when Raggi dropped his treatise on how terrible the world has been to him. I guess the saltine cumdumpster kickstarter was too entertaining.
I just forced myself to read through that screed in the fb link above. Wow. Dude thinks he’s part of some righteous crusade to save artistic expression.
I can’t read that barely legible text! Someone gives us the cliff’s (Burton) notes, please. Was that Zakattack or Raggy writing? Does it matter? Has Lotflap fapped its last?
It’s not worth reading. It seems like his justification to work with whoever he wants– which no one is nor can stop him from doing and an apology for doing what he did. He calls WOTC cowards but he is far, far worse to have instantly joined the crowd and ditched his ‘friend’ instead of telling everyone to fuck off, which was the correct thing for him to do based on this text. It’s the Jordan Petersen thing again– he can’t just say: ‘fuck you, Petersen helped me a bunch and I respect the guy’ when he’s getting any type of flak. He’s a wet noodle and moving to Europe has made him a weakling, which is sad to see.
Consumers will just make a choice just like not buying ding dongs or ho hos. When he’s putting out stuff like She Bleeds or The Punchline, instead of writing modules himself or getting good writers and layout artists, the choice is obvious regardless of his continued support for someone who has been ostracized for many different reasons in addition to the alleged abuse. He mentions the abuse allegations quite a bit, but never mentions once that the alleged is also an asshole to everyone online, nor that his work doesn’t hold a candle to the best stuff in the LotFP library regardless of the woke-hype awards they got.
That voicing of support sure would have in handy when Zak was actually facing said allegations and not long after they buried him in a lawn. Melan correctly pointed out Zak was the citizen Robesbierre of the fucking OSR and eventually got himself gulliotined by the climate he helped foster.
Raggi has lost the ability to write anything decent years ago and taking a look at any of his recent outings fucking shows it. She Bleeds was horrible and Punchline was probably the only good thing that came out this year. Obscene Serpent Religion 2 was trash.
James just misses Zak because Zak brought in all the fanboys, the scent of fame and lovely lovely estrogen and hollywood legitimacy and because his books, quality be damned, sold well.
If he’s already pining for Zak to come back and Kowolski and Stuart have left that’s about it for him.
tldr: “I did the right thing, now I want to ruin it. Somebody needs to tell me to CLEAN YOUR ROOM again!”
I doubt Ragster was the one who left. A limp noodle like s/him would never voluntarily leave his Sweet Sweetback. Hannah dumped him. Maybe for Jordan Peterson?
Will he be moving back to America? Or maybe Canada, where there is such a *happening* RPG scene these days. There, he could collaborate with his good friend Kiel Chenier and publish a sequel to Blood in the Chocolate. We all know the world is waiting for that.
Canada, eh? Why settle for less than a Raggi/Wundergeek collaboration?
The fabled red/brown alliance…
I wish I had my elf ears on!
I know it pisses you suckdungeons off that Destination Fantastic funded! Just thought I’d share the first Kickstarter update with you losers!
https://imgflip.com/i/38trje
Homeboy be wishing he was in a bit from the Little White Chicks and Big Black Monster Dicks series porking a hot 18 year old cheerleader, instead of this fugly slag.
But hell, ya’ll wish you were doing my former pal Satine, don’t you? Nice change from trying to hammer out your second wank of your lonely Saturday night.
Herro Zak! You need rawyer? Well too fucking bad I am on Team Mandy now you serial abuser rapist! You Mandy’s rapist and I prove beyond shadow of doubt in Canadian Canuk Court!
I give you one last piece of legal advice: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! I save all your stupid rants and rambling with help of dedicated YDIS paralegal team. It going to be so easy to choppy suey you into oblivion in Canadian Court. You may have to make restitution in form of maple syrup or that shitty bacon they have that is really just a piece of ham though, not sure yet.
Did Faggi move in with you yet? I want to see new Odd Couple show with you two American pig Oscar Madisons! Can two serial abuser rapists share an apartment without driving each other crazy? HAHAHAHAHA!
Remember Everyone: Next time don’t call whores YOU CALL RAWYER!
Tenker laments the death of the Flying Buffalo guy.
Two of Porky the retired pig’s comments stand out:
“I’m literally at a loss for words. Cancer is such a fucking horror. For a civilized word to be no closer to a cure today pisses me off. Not at the world. Not at science. But fucking cancer.”
Um, hey dumbshit, cancer treatments and drugs have come a long way. I know three people who in the last 10 years got major forms of cancer and are so far beating it. 30 years ago they could well be dead.
“The Tavern’s Community raised well over $400 for Rick’s cancer-related expenses. I offered to match the first $200 raised and we have an anonymous donor who offered to match another $200. I’ll be putting The Tavern’s match in before the weekend is out.”
How…underwhelming. I guess Tenk’s audience spent all their money on all the shitstarters he shills for.
Hey Tenkar’s Turdshack don’t forget to shave a little off the top of that whopping $400 with an affiliate link!
Captain Kirks Dick Blood, “I know three people who in the last 10 years got major forms of cancer and are so far beating it.”
I advised them to avoid contact with you at all costs. Their health has improved tremendously.
Hi Kunt! Haven’t killed yourself yet? You will!
Franky Panky, are you ghost writing Gail’s blog?
https://gygaxgames.com/gails-blog/f/looking-for-female-game-devs
“The more discussions I have with friends in the industry, the more I realize there aren’t enough opportunities for young girls looking to get their start in the games industry.”
Young girls? (Not you, Kent!)
Dear Lord, no! I want nothing to do with young girls. I prefer Women, especially those who know what they are doing. Or clueless middle aged nerd girls. I’m not ashamed to go for the low hanging fruit. It’s easier to reach from my mobility scooter. And oh so sweet.
She may have been speaking to Ed Greenwood again. Or perhaps Young Alex is writing for the blog now. Hoping to lure in a brazen strumpet or two by turning his mom into an Aged Madam.
Heaven knows she’s no Wealthy Procuress.
Gary made us all memorize that table. He did like his harlots. Larry Elmore took it too far. Showed up at a Halloween party dressed as a Saucy halfling Tart. Many were nauseated…
…but not Greenwood.
Hiya!
I’m turning 50 this October 20th. Doesn’t bother me at all, really, I plan on living to be 111 years old, so I have over half a lifetime of shpoop to experience and enjoy. But, ever since I hit about 33’ish if I *don’t* get to 111 years (I think my chances are good; lots of people in my family make it to late 90’s early 100’s), the thing that is on my mind the most is this: “How many good, 4 to 6 year campaigns do I have left to play in my life? What game systems am I going to get to really DM/play?”.
Kinda strange if you think about it. I figure I’ll be able to keep playing into my 80’s at least, maybe even 90’s…and who knows what kind of medical advancements we’ll have by then? Maybe even longer! But lets assume ‘only’ into my 80’s. That’s a measly three decades! At MOST, that would be about 7 4-year campaigns. If I choose 1e/Hackamster for one that leaves 6 more campaigns. I have FAR more than six game systems I want to DM/Play (or DM/Play again!). Powers & Perils, SUPERS!, Call of Cthulhu, Talislanta, 5e D&D, Masterbook RPG, Star Frontiers, Alternity, Gamma World 3rd Edition, BECMI/Dark Dungeons, Fantasy Elements (my own RPG based on Darkurthe Legends RPG), Rolemaster (1st edition boxes), Warhammer Fantasy Role-Play (1e), HARN/HARN Master, Battletech, etc…etc…etc. The list goes on and on!
So, any other old farts like me sad about not having enough time on this earth to experience good, multi-year long campaigns in all these wonderful games we have available? Or am I just one of those ‘outliers’?
– Denakhan
You, like the rest of your village’s population, are a miserable, inbred peasant. You will die a painful, slow and gruesome death before you turn 70. Too many Cheetos and too much Mountain Dew will do that to a beast such as yourself.
The only game you mentioned that is worth anyone’s time is BECMI D&D. It is the best selling version of D&D ever for good reason. However, neither you nor anyone else from your village is worthy enough to play BECMI. Go play the Blue Rose game. Or something from Pundejo.
Finally, did it not occur to your pea brain that you could play more than one campaign at a time? You could play your 7 4 year campaigns in… wait for it, you imbecile… 4 years.
I do so despise the village of Dragonsfoot and all its peasantry. I know Gary and Kaskoid used to mock them quite a bit, BITD.
Aren’t you supposed to wait until that last derivative piece of wankery you just backed on Shitstarter has arrived ? Only then will it be time to go and find out how many folks in your “group” have survived terminal diabetes since the last time you actually played, 15 years ago.
Ha ha hahaha, Raggy the Last admits he can’t shit or get off the pot (or hash you know that shit makes you stupid and unable to write refereeing books right?) so he’s bringing in some dude that knows metal music from Nova Scotia to write the book for him. Raggy the Hutt promises it will be grand and not just stoned rambles him and some dude have about the first time they saw Celtic Frost live or something. This promises to win an Ennie or something.
I find the new guy’s name, “Kaz Thims,” a bit suspicious.
Hi Guys! Totally not Zak Smith here – I don’t even know the guy although I did read his well articulated defense and called up those whores he wanted us to and I gotta say it’s patently obvious: Mandy is a liar and the poor guy got shafted out of the gaming community! Good luck in court Zak and may justice prevail in your favor!
Y’all are going to love….I mean, YOU are all going to love my first adventure for LotFP: SMELL THE MAN TAINT THEN LICK IT CLEAN! Fecal matter and sweaty balls meet half way in this delightful old school romp sure to delight the demanding, cultured and erudite fans of Lamentations of the Flame Princess. Explore deep themes based in Kantian ethics and moral philosophy as you battle the Poop Finger Goblin tribe in their ritual pooping place. Discover metaphysical and esoteric truths as your own pubes attack you!
This is sure to be an ENnies 2020 Gold Medal Winner! I know we can rely on you guys to spam the ballot box and vote from every computer you have access to just like the old days.
“Fecal matter and sweaty balls”
And that’s only a couple of the many complaints in Mrs. Raggi’s divorce papers.
Herro Ex-Mrs. Faggi! You need rawyer? I hear your husband has gootch that not smell so fresh and unwashed balls. That what we call taint in my country. The gooch. Stinky gooch on woman can ruin many a rape.
Your ex-husband living in shitbox LA apartment with Zak S now and about 70 unsold cartons of LofFAP magnum opus SHE BLEEDS. Best I can get you is 53 of those cartons in alimony as well as loose change in couch from pizza and Chinese food deliveries. Let’s face it you married a blOwSR manchild loser.
Remember Everyone: Next time don’t call whores YOU CALL RAWYER!
Greetings Reno gamers!
I’m in a bit of a quandry and it’s going to take some explanation. My 22 year old son moved in with me about 6 months ago. He’s legally blind and has autistic tendencies, though he’s perfectly capable. Trouble is, his mother wasn’t teaching him any independent living skills and he’s come to me for that.
Years ago, I promised him ZZ Top and it’s happening tomorrow in Reno! I found out that his Mom was supposed to take him there for a little Nevada-style gaming, but she never did. My original plan was to see the concert and come home (Central Valley, California). Now, I’d like to spend the night and give him on opportunity to gamble on Sunday.
We can’t do it after the concert. It would fag me out so much I couldn’t drive home. And with the tickets and RL concerns, I just can’t afford a room. So, is there anyone in Reno with the room and willing to let a couple o’ guys flop for the night?
I’m at bloodymage@msn.com
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Link!
I miss Blooey. SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man oh man, so many Bloodymage stories have no closure. Though I doubt Poor Bloo was given room at the inn by Nevada strangers, did he make the concert?
And an autistic, near blind 22yr old getting life skills from Blooey? Egad. This had to be back before they became estranged. In the deep past, like pre-Arizona Mormons, pre-crazy old lady dog walker, pre-senior living meatloaf night.
Ah, the mysteries around Oh Captain My Captain still fascinate. Thanks for keeping the dream alive, Bloobot!
OK, found his Enworld utterances. What a trove of Bloo goodness! Looks like his Reno trip, with some glitches, was a Blooey-good success!
“I went to the concert. Couldn’t find anyone at the last minute to go with me, so I gave the extra ticket to the ticket-taker! A crazy and fun band named Cowboy Mouth opened. I’ll hafta get some of their stuff. ZZ Top came on and it was awesome, as usual. No light show, no props, just good music. They get sweeter everytime I see ’em!
Anyway, I partied with some folks in a booth and one had an extra bed, so I spent the night anyway. Hung out in Reno the next day and came home Sunday night too late to call Nate at his Nana’s.
Went to work Monday and he was home when I got off feelin’ fine. Three day bug, I guess. I’m glad he caught it up there! I sure don’t want the stuff!
Now, Kevin, Piratecat sir, you can delete this thread and the link in the General Discussion forum to save BW if you desire. Thanks for looking everyone! “
I have reached an *agreement* with a freelancer, Göran Stahl, to be a consultant/taskmaster to get this damn thing done. He is a lifelong RPG fan with knowledge that reaches from the 1974 OD&D boxed set to the latest indie obscurities, he’s into horror movies and heavy metal, and he is quite familiar with LotFP.
I will be traveling to Stahl’s location for the first two sessions next week. After we see how those go, we’ll figure out the schedule moving forward. When he’s available, I’m available, until we’re done.
Since Hannah kicked me out of the apartment, I’ve been sleeping in my van. Now I’ll have a roof over his head. Göran is getting a room-mate. That way I’m available 24-7, except when I’m playing something on his Xbox, or crapping in his toilet, or sleeping in his bed. I’ve got a bad back, so Göran gets the couch. I hope he’ll be okay with this. I also leave a lot of food wrappers lying around, so he’ll have to get used to cleaning up after me. Ditto for the hair I leave in the shower. The long ones are pubes, Göran, the really long ones are the head hairs.
“The long ones are pubes, Göran”
Rags you just inspired me: Dire Pubes! This partnership is going to be great!
Now do you think you could clean up some of these empty pizza boxes and takeout containers filling up our LA shitbox apartment I mean Scandinavian Eurotrash flat?
Heh, dye yer pubes, indeed…
Too late Kaz. Kiel Chenier has offered to write a sequel to the ENnie winning “Blood in the Chocolate”. It is to be called “Pubes in the Chocolate”. I expect it to sell even better than “Maze of the Blue Medusa”. You could always get permission from Zak to make a sequel, “Pubes of the Blue Medusa”. Maybe include a ‘pubes golem’ as the BBEG.
Hi all,
I’ve given the Postal Service 20 years and they’ve just given me a 30-day notice due to medical problems. My Union is about out of ammo, so this might be it. I’m applying for medical retirement and SS disability. I’ll also apply to the VA to increase my service-connected disability rating. The thing is, is that none of these will give me an income for several months. We don’t pay into state programs, so there’s no unemployment insurance for me and I don’t qualify for state disability, either.
Now, many of you know me as a stick-in-the-mud grognard, but this is the biggest unofficial RPG board out there. I won’t run d20, but I’ll play it. I wrote a “Gamer’s Pulpit” article in KoDT #97 decrying the attacks gamers make on each other because of system or genre preference. We’re all gamers.
On to my idea and request. If I can keep gas in my S-10, I was thinking of living Bohemian through the summer, traveling around and attending most of the midwest cons. Once I find out if I really have no paddle. I’ll post a proposed itinerary. Would anyone be willing to help with shelter and an occasional meal?
Before I received this news, I’d scheduled time off for Origins, but haven’t been able to arrange air fare yet. I’m no longer able to punch a clock, but I’m hoping my writing will see me through. I’m not here to ask for cash donations, but it certainly would help. My e-mail is bloodymage@msn.com. My PayPal account is under gstevew@hotmail.com.
Thanks to all.
Steve
In this interview, I talk about Cha’alt… praise be its name, Crimson Dragon Slayer, Alpha Blue, and the “death” of OSR:
https://3toadstools.blogspot.com/2019/0 … -mega.html
Enjoy,
Venger
5 kids. He has 5 kids. Never a better argument for forced sterilization.
Hey Venger is your four year old daughter available to do artwork in the same style as Scrap Princess for SMELL THE MAN TAINT THEN LICK IT CLEAN!? I totally hate Scrap Princess now for siding with Mandy and turning on me….. I mean Zak Smith!
Art direction: Scribbling, brown crayon only.
I’d forgotten why Prince of Nothing was so high up by Kent on the YDIS Doing Gay list.
I’m pretty sure it was wishful thinking. Durr Hurr thought that Prince was an effete euro-twink who’d be DTF, much like he tried to lure Von into a Life of Ghey.
“Yes, he’s a dude. Prince of Nothing looked at everything and gave me advice, both general and specific, on various encounters, the setting, and whatnot. What I value him most for was pushing me harder when my energy waned; it kept me from slacking off when I needed to be vibrant and awesome.”
I’ll admit at first glance the text is positively brimming with implied homoeroticism but you will find on careful perusal that Cha’alt is very much not gay (not that there’s anything wrong etc. etc.). That being said, what is the over/under for a YDIS ZAK did not Write This Book review?
He no longer identifies as human, so would it even be gay if you pounded him up the Vengehole?
In the words of the immortal Dr Chuck Tingle:
“I mean, it’s not gay if it’s a dude raptor and a dude human, right?” I ask. “Totally not gay.”
You raise a cogent point. I would venture Tingle’s most underappreciated work is Bigfoot Pirates Haunt my Balls though I find the audio-version to be impossible to sit through due to Tingle’s what I hope is an affected retard-voice.
Boy, The Unblown sure don’t seem to like poor Vengie. I thought they sucked the dingus of any fuckface who shits out homebrew stuff for sale.
Or in this case, sh’its ou’t h’ome’ba’roo st’u’ff.
I hel’ped!
The problem is that he only shows up to shill product. It’s kinda like how the Big Purple crowd banned Blooey after one post. If Venge took some time to interact with them, maybe they’d be more receptive to his mercantile efforts, but he comes across as a huckster.
B’UY SO’ME P’ROD’UC’T!
The Blooey tactic of announcing “I don’t like this forum, and I’d rather be cutting meatloaf farts over at Kenzer forums, but I have product to sell so…” wasn’t really advisable.
He at least had the decency to be completely honest. Honesty, and any other virtue for that matter, is something in very short supply at Purple Dildo. Perhaps that is why that lot of idiots– not even a proper village of them, just an urban herd, sleeping in cardboard boxes on the sidewalks and defecating wherever they may find themselves — try so hard to show their *virtue*.
I would never deign to be their Prince. They would want to make Me become a Princess. Not happening.
Venger is Strong Like Bull!
Remember that dating video he used to find his wife? It started out: “I’m into fitness, I’m a cult leader…” He should be doing how-to-pick-up-women seminars for the unblown.
I’m sensing some synergy potential for old Venger!
https://www.belloflostsouls.net/2019/09/rpg-thrust-into-adventure-in-the-tingleverse.html
I’m going to have Kaskoid hunt you down and flatten you with his death scooter for posting that link to the Bell of Lost Souls. Of course that scurrilous and scrofulous lot would have something like this to write. That place is full of the sort of idiots who will flunk the Village Idiot Entrance Exam at Dragonsfoot, and even ENworld.
Damn I should have Kickscammed that one too!
STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!
AN IP HAS BEEN STOLEN! AN IP HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!!
OFFICER TENKAR TURDSHACK IS ON THE CASE!
https://www.tenkarstavern.com/2019/09/totally-unofficial-d-sweatshirt-with.html
You owe WotC nothing! At this point steal all the D&D IP you want!!!! Ask E Otis when he got his last royalty check! Ask Tramp… oh wait, I’ll ask him since we’re dead together. He says he doesn’t give a fuck.
As the spectre of also dead Dave Arneson, nobody knows better than I do how Gary just loves to steal other people’s ideas!
Gary gave you a chance, Arneson, and you broke his heart. Now Me, I took My chance and ran with it. Best-selling version of D&D, ever!
WotC is not making a fuss about this, to avoid the Streisand Effect. Their Corporate IP Security people have been in contact with a few skilled operatives who can take care of this little problem for them.
They offered Kaskoid half a lid of Maui Wowie if he would run down the IP pirates with his death scooter, and use its flamethrower to torch their warehouse. Kaskoid’s holding out for a full lid. You would know this if you watched his YouTube channel.
Sold out… thanks, Constable Tenkar, or is it Streisand?
https://shop.alienbody.com/products/dungeons-and-dragons-white-long-sleeve?variant=14359039049783
I get a piece of that action, thanks to the affiliate link that I posted. These tens of dollars add up in what’s the opposite of a hurry anyway.
Tenkar: An IP has been STOLEN! STOP THIEF! D&D IS IP!
GOPagan: Oh noes! Oh noes! This is a crime! D&D IP HAS BEEN STOLEN!
blOwSR Neckbeard Peanut Gallery: You cannot steal the D&D IP! THIS WILL NOT STAND! YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!
WotC: *crickets*
Once again Tenkar doesn’t know fuckall about IP law. Everything on that shirt is from an anti-D&D pamphlet that made the rounds during the Satanic Panic. It clearly falls under parody.
Tenkar should stick to New York City Keystone Cop policing, whatever that means. Based on news about the NYPD over the years, I’m guessing framing innocent teenage black kids, shooting unarmed black men, choking black men to death over a misdemeanor, or sodomizing them with a broom handle.
Alright, it’s time… time for the d10 Raggi divorce random table!
1. Wife’s sudden realization that Raggs is not, in fact, Laverne and Shirley’s Big Ragu
2. Jordan Peterson fanboy husband won’t clean room
3. Revulsion at husband’s Cannibal Corpse dakimakura
4. Finds out real reason behind disappearance of small pets in neighborhood
5. One too many nights spent in ‘Dutch oven’
6. Tired of being told “shave half of your head and think of elf shit ‘n’ shit”
7. Inspired by gymnasium ad: LOSE 200 KILOS OF UNSIGHTLY FLAB
8. Failure to see magic in spare bedroom full of ‘Vaginas Are Magic’
9, Seduced by ROLL ON SEDUCTION SUBTABLE
10. Raggs infidelity with ROLL ON INFIDELITY SUBTABLE
d8 SEDUCTION SUBTABLE. Seduced by:
1. Trilby-wearing neckbeard with replica katana- “M’lady, my weaboo steel lies at your feet.”
2. Franky Panky Mentzer- “Hey, baby, my elfgame edition sold more than tubby hubby’s.”
3. A particularly ‘alpha’ lobster- “Yo, the Apparatus of Kwalish was modeled after me!”
4. Varg Vikernes- “I’ll make your loins burn like a church, kitten!”
5. A saucy redheaded tart- “Let me see if my hubby’s obsession is rooted in reality.”
6. The local shawarma guy- “Ha ha, look at the size of my spit!”
7. FreddyP- “What’s crack-a-lackin’? Let’s get some hoagies.”
8. The Ghost of Blooey- “I was wandering the astral plane, took a wrong turn and need to crash somewhere.”
d6 INFIDELITY SUBTABLE. Raggs caught in flagrante with:
1. The exhumed skull of Oderus Urungus
2. A meatloaf cooked medium rare
3. White Dwarf 9 Used:Decent (but not for long), featuring Albie Fiore’s ‘The Lichway’
4. Kent
5. Life sized cutout of Lucille Ball (50%) or of ugly statue of Lucille Ball (50%)
6. Container of industrial chocolate, destined to be made into promotional candy bars for upcoming ‘Pud in the Chocolate’ module.
Haha you still got it.
Grazie, ragazzo!
Forgot to label this as Open Gaming Content…
AN IP HAS BEEN STOLEN! AN IP HAS BEEN STOLEN!
THIEF!!!!
LAVERN & SHIRLEY IS NOT OPEN GAME CONTENT!!!!!
Damn it, Tenk, CBS Corp sent me a cease and desist letter because I was cooking a Ragù Bolognese. This aggression will not stand!
Hey ya’ll! I’m guessing my tactic of being totally silent on my blog and lawsuit announcement page is working like gangbusters, and ya’ll are chomping at the bit awaiting my next utterance! I’ll be taking RPGland by storm when I return, and the accolades shall be huge. Demon City shall be the greatest horror game ever, and my Supers game will be, well, super.
Nobody is talking about me. Anywhere. Well, you loser nerds here do, but who reads this shit site anymore? But they’ll be talking about me soon. Oh yes. Its going to be an interesting Fall in RPGland.
I’ve always been a fan of Blue Medusa. And I hear Demon City will blow us all away!
I looked at the only two possible options: 1. Mandy is a liar and I am… I mean YOU, YOU are innocent! or 2. You are innocent and Mandy is a liar.
A simple, well-articulated and reasonable argument: Clearly Zak Smith (who is NOT ME Kaz Thims) is innocent y’all!
Lawl suits take time! As a specter that was sued many times out of the RPG world by Lorraine I know how long it takes to get great justice!
Zpastic is still totally relevant and so is Ragu Pasta the Last.
SugarShark wrote:
“loving RPGs does not automatically make one a savvy business owner”
Or, rather, loving RPGs does not automatically make one a savvy Ferengi. 🙂
– Waterbob
You will all be happy to know that Wundergeek’s Make Me a Sandwich blog has been resurrected from the grave and zim/zir is spewing man-hate chapter-and-verse without any distracting gaming content this time.
Hell yeah, Blundergreek gonna stay relevant without pasty nerds looking for low hanging fruit?
You can count on wild gaming content coming from Dundertheek soon!
What we have here could well be the ultimate stage of the degeneration of American puritanism : mass delusion that anyone can lecture everyone from a position of imagined moral superiority.
I should have guessed that Zacko’s sacrifice was serving a higher purpose : unleash the blue-haired demon one last time upon this doomed world.
She’s basically the mirror-world Pundejo. She rants and uses bad memes just like him…
What system is she using? I am scrolling through some of her articles and I can’t find any statts?!?
Adventures in Fantasy, 1st edition. Wundie has always had a secret *thing* for Arneson. I think it was the doughboy physique — like a typical Beta Boy. And like her physique too, come to think of it.
She cried out his name several times when we were *together* at a Con a year or so ago. Maybe I reminded her a bit of him. It must be the beard.
I think it’s all good if Tenker wants to cry for an old gaming buddy who went building-skiing on 9/11. What makes ME cry is the dumbshit knew a plane hit his building, but took a break to call the wife and even took the time to lock the fucking office door before trying to skedaddle(cue Flintstones running sound effect). His wife musta been “WTF? Why are you calling from there? Get ooooooout!”
A lot of good people needlessly died that day. I’m chalking this one up to “thinning of the herd”.
Don’t worry everyone. I am deliberately causing Kent to repeatedly shit himself for saying this.
Just when Kent puts on a new pair of lady’s knickers, I hit him with the backspray again! I call it MonteBLOOma’s Revenge: I make sure he can’t stay clean for all of five minutes!
Frank’s games sound DULL AS FUCK!
Listen up Peasant, this is a private message. I don’t wipe my butt. Years ago, Francois Marcela-Froideval introduced me to this wonderful French device, the bidet. Since then, My butt is so clean you could eat off of it. But I only allow chicks wearing the pointy ears to do so. You an eat off the floor, like the rest of your ill bred ilk.
Further: I may smell a bit yeasty at times, but that’s the bakery, not poor personal hygiene.
What can I say about the game. If all the players are complete duds, the game will be very boring. Heck, if you think that is just Pepsi in that can, you’re as stupid as they come. I needed to do something to stay awake. I am supposed to be the star of the show, and the players are supposed to illuminate Me. This lot was a complete let-down.
I’m pretty certain one of them was a tranny too– guess which. Another had some odd Rasputin fetish, ans smelled of beets. I wish I could handle the creepy types like Kaskoid does. O, The things I do for the game.
Sorry Franko, but these vids are old faves of mine, and a good way to point out to a noob DM what NOT to do (some retard on DF a couple years ago was actually crowing about how good an example of DMing thus is!).
Sure, the mouth breather next to you (way to engage the guy, Frank), and the fat bitch and the Zak wanna be punker across from you are maybe a bit star struck, but your style blows. Telling players what their characters do and even feel and say, your strict adherence to time-wasting outdated corridor mapping (“mapper alert” indeed), and your pretending to randomize while you clearly just make things up are the drizzling shits.
I like that when the ogre lady pops up you eventually get around to proclaiming “hey, I can run an R-rated game if you want” while leering is classic creepo behavior. But hey, you wrote the best D&D so what do I and convention geektards know about it?
I don’t think that Diet Pepsi is working for you either, tubby!
They are going to CHOP OFF YOUR FEET FATBOY!
OOH OOH THAT SMELL!
CAN’T YOU SMELL THAT SMELL?
Nobody is chopping off My feet, you frigtard. I’m no Jim Ward.
Unfortunately, I have been reduced to this sort of DM’ing for the very lowest common denominator ever since Mrs. Panky cut off my access to the Bakery Moneys. These *players* want a performance, and alas, I, a Prince of the OSR, am reduced to performing like a base jester.
Also: they are morons. They have no idea what they are doing, which is why I must control their characters for them. otherwise, the game would. never. end.
Help and old man remember; which one of you is the oafish Bote?
What a great example of typical gaming nerdz on display in that Frank vid. First off, what the fuck is Wilford Brimley doing in the background? I feel like he’s about to approach the pregnant looking mouth-breathing retard next to Frank and tell him to eat more oatmeal. There’s a goofy-looking Christian Walker look-alike next to my look-alike. A Raiders cap goatee shithead; various beardo’s in various “look at my style” hats. It’s a who’s who of RPG stereotypes ya’ll.
What am I saying. They all look like you shits still jerking it on this dead site!
Herro Mandy’s Rapist! You need rawyer? Well fuck you I pro bonering Mandy now! How life living with Faggi Ragu Pasta Sauce Stains Down His Shirt #4? You best buds living the American dream in shitbox Los Angeles apartment still surrounded by cartons of SHE BLEEDS OUT HER VAJAYJAY?
Being deplatformed is no fun is it? You stuck posting on YDIS site only now! You can never come back to elf games. See you still no get it. Everybody was sick of your shit so they were happy to throw you under bus at the drop of hat. You dead now, nobody give a fuck. HAHAHAHAHA!
Wilford was there filming an Infomercial for Liberty Medical. As a client of Liberty medical, they asked me to give a testimonial in exchange for a discount on much wanted medical supplies.
Those biscuit head players tho’. They kept pestering Wilford, offering him Snickers bars, and Mountain Dews, among other sugary snacks. Wilford finally lost it when the Rasputin wannabee offered him a pint cup of Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia. iIt took 8 stout men to pry Wilford’s hands from Rasputin’s throat. All the while Wilford is smashing Rasputin’s head against the floor and screaming,”Diabeetus! Diabeetus, you damned hippy asshole!”
I don’t think that that part will be in the infomercial.
Kent’s on his way, straw in hand, to clean up the mess:
https://amp.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/fire-sparks-mass-explosion-of-semen-at-cattle-breeding-centre/news-story/a8db0d2f7bdaf29ca3c10c9bb0dc971b?__twitter_impression=true
Jesper AndersonSuperbacker
2 days ago
Went back to see what has happened, and apparently what has happened is that plenty of comments (including mine) have been deleted.
Not cool.
What’s up with that?
Mike (wrathofzombie) EvansCreator
2 days ago
Good day Jesper- I deleted any comment that did not pertain to kickstarter specifically and it’s fulfillment. Thank you much.
Zak made me do it. He has lawyers, real lawyers, and not that Dani Jang cretin either.
He promised to teach me how to live the roastie life, and hook me up with some of the girls from his D&D games. I’m hoping that one of them will be Kimberly Kane. She sure knows how to live the roastie life. I want to have a life like that.
Hilarious that this guy is covering for Zpastic. All he did was dig himself a nice resting place in the shithouse with the Zakattack. Way to go Mike!
Herro DIY Mike Evans! You need rawyer? I pro bonering Mandy now, but you pro bonering yourself I see! DIY mean Do It Yourself. Sounds like euphemism for jacking off. You must do a lot of that.
You going down with Zak on his sinking ship just like Faggi Ragu Pasta Sauce Stains on His Shirt #4. Very sad because Barbarians of Ruined Earth sounded dope! Anyhow, that okay. You call me if you want to choppy suey Mandy’s Rapist Zak Smith for damages. Don’t go full potato like Faggi and publish ZAK SMITH DID NOT WRITE THIS STUPID BOOK I DO IT MYSELF or something. That just pathetic.
Remember everyone: Next time, don’t all whores YOU CALL RAWYER!
There is a free “Consent in Gaming” pdf up now on DriveThru if anyone is having trouble politely integrating various rape and buggery situations into their games.
All you need is rape enthusiast Grim Jim Desborough’s In Defense of Rape for that. Or one of his follow ups, like In Defense of Raping Children that he wrote after that guy was banned for white van butt raping the PCs at some UK con, or his In Defense of Raping the Handicapped which came out after Evil Hat Publishing wrote that Fate Accessibility Toolkit thing.
To the O.S.R. :
“Men prayed me that I set our work, the inviolate house,
as a memory of you.
But for fit monument I shattered it, unfinished: and now
The little things creep out to patch themselves hovels
in the marred shadow
Of your gift.”
We’d all just like to congratulate Destination Faptastic for maintaining radio silence completely after funding. Good job Porky and Cumstain on keeping those nerds that gave you money informed. Money well spent!
Silence $109,000 Radius.
Hey, ummm Porky? Is the game postponed? Anyone seen Cumstain Shitty Mehican Food El Fenix? She wasn’t active during the campaign so we are very surprised her and Porky aren’t suddenly bursting with activity. Some suspect they are busy filming (ha!) or working on the series editing and shit (ha! Ha!) but Satine Fetus was last seen with her nose bleeding from snorting too much crank while Porky was shooting cocaine into his tiny porker to try to maintain an erection. Best Kickstarter evar!
“Silence $109,000 Radius.”
Old school YDIS reference for the fucking win!
And still funny as shit.
At my old school, I made Talk Like A Pirate day a big thing. I would put on a pirate hat, talk like a pirate all day, make treasure maps with classes, do the history of Oak Island… everyone loved it.
At my new school….. not so much. The first time TLAP day rolled around and I talked like a pirate in the morning, one of the kids looked at me and said, “Why do you sound so retarded today?” When I tried to explain that it was TLAP day, she just said, “You sound like more of an idiot than usual when you talk like that. Why don’t you talk like a normal human?” So…. I don’t really do it very much anymore. 8(
– Suprunown
I can only assume this is a Canadian dragonsfarter because only Canadians would be this lame. In Canada, even their ultra liberal politicians like to perform in Blackface. You’re a hoser, eh?
Canadians are much lamer than that, much much lamer.
Blackface and apparently black hands and black arms too. Le Petit Trudeau, wannabe cosplayer, paid much attention to detail.
Not really blackface though, was it. Not wearing the usual clothing that goes with blackface, and not wearing the white lipstick, and not trying to mock Black Americans. I’d ask a Black American about it, but there are not any here in good ol’ Sharon Wisconsin. Just a few Chinese people who run Restaurants… and keep the feral cat population in check.
Bitch told him “you sound more like an idiot than usual.” The implication being he already had a rep as a tard. In that case best just keep your head down, much less put on a pirate hat and go “arrrr matey” at the jocks and cool kids all fucking day.
So, Göran Stahl threw me out after he found that I had stuffed his pillowcase full of my dirty socks. The Laundry hamper was full, so what else was I going to do with them? If Göran had done my laundry more often, this would not have happened. It is totally his fault, but I get to suffer for it. I think I left my foot fungus cream in his medicine cabinet too. Oh well, it really wasn’t working.
I called my good friend Jordan Peterson to see if I could crash at his place for a few nights, but he’s not home. He’s in Rehab. The cover story is addiction because of his wife’s illness. He never told Hannah and me that he was married. But I know the reason. It’s because he broke up my marriage, and this pains him. He is a sensitive, gentle, caring soul. At least Hannah said so. I can still remember the smile on her face when she said that. I’d never seen her happier.
There will be another delay. I spilled a jar of nacho cheese dip on the draft of the LotFP Referee Book while I was playing Fortnite at Göran’s. Everything is ruined.
I have been feeling the urge to game. Knowing that 5e is so popular these days, I ordered the books on Amazon for $99 and change. I tried to run 5e a few years ago and really struggled. Flipping through the books again, I was reminded of my previous disconnect.
Fortunately, I still have my copy of White Box, which costs a whopping $5. I mailed the 5e books back today and will start prepping some material for White Box/Labyrinth Lord. Boys, I think it’s time to revisit the Wasteland of Gath!
The Wasteland of Gath was a post-apoc/weird fantasy sandbox developed in my single sheet zine, The Tolling of the Great Black Bell. Several sessions were played individually with some fellow bloggers via Google+. Now that Googly+ is no more, perhaps Facebook video chat may be a good way to go. I hope to resume play mid-July after I return from holiday. Stay tuned!
– laid down by Christian
And then he returns with this :
The OSR’s platonic ideal of the Megadungeon is alive and well
The comments there are the best!
That picture alone justifies all the abuse heaped on Christian over the years.
All of it.
He probably spent half his summer vacation arranging the objects just right for that photo.
I guess we the eager DM’s who need an adventure Idea need to flesh out that skeleton. I’m going to have the mysterious footprints be made by the Jägermeister drinking bums who attack fishermen for black market halibut.
WTF, Christian? Why did you buy three books for a game you know you already hate just to send them back?
So, after my older car (05 neon), hit the 140k mile mark, and was starting to get a little repair intensive, i decided to bite the bullet and bought a new vehicle.. a 19 nissan sentra. A lot better gas mileage, great warranty and nicer inside.. The ONLY downside i saw, is that my older neon had a 10 CD changer system hooked to the music system. This new one, doesn’t even HAVE a cd system.. so if i want to do that, i’d have to take it to an auto detailing store to get one put in..
– Garhkal
Try a fresh install.
Christian Walker (the new Blooey) likes this.
Try a sit-down breakfast.
But make sure to park the truck really close to the exit, so that you can make a getaway before the bill arrives. Amirite, Blooey?
CDs? Even I know that that is obsolete technology. It’s all about digital these days. Most Music player apps will play Wave or FLAC files if you don’t like the MP3s.
A village of peasants who cannot even muster enough intellect to trick people for even a moment that they are smart enough to be idiots..
Try parking out back in the church parking lot.
And I still can’t get rid of this damn Yahoo toolbar!
Raggi, having a normal one…
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/288245/Zak-Has-Nothing-To-Do-With-This-Book
I haven’t seen one guy suck another guy so hard since I watched the glorious skinhead neo-nazi gay porn, No Skin Off My Ass. Raggy the Last is just gobbling down the Zpastic juice! Go get Em Raggy the Last!
Frankly, I’m disappointed it wasn’t called “Skin In The Game.”
Damn I just checked out the comments section now. That’s a great move from Raggi, stinking up Drivethru by skirting the edges of the Zak ban by writing a homosexual love letter. Some are calling for a wholesale ban of Raggi, others complain about Trump (heh), This is good stuff.
Brigading at its finest. How many of those whiny little bitches threatening to never buy anything again have ever purchased anything from DriveThru in the first place? I’m guessing none have. They have no jobs, no money, nothing but the Big Purple Dildo. And the existential horror of living in a world where Zak has not been cancelled, period, full stop, just cancelled and maybe gets picked up by another network.
DriveThruRPG loses nothing by telling the lot to piss off. Oh noes! All those PWYW downloads for $0.00 have dried up.
Additional text from the staff:
Commenting has been disabled on this product due to the large volume of comments being reported. If you have information that you believe should come to the attention of DriveThruRPG staff, please use the “Report this title” link above.
Original message from Steve:
Some customers have reported this title to us as being offensive and/or asked us to remove the title from DriveThruRPG. I appreciate their taking the time to offer feedback on this title. At DriveThruRPG, I want us to provide as much space as possible for our publishers to publish books, and I want to remove books only when absolutely necessary.
Our policy is to not support the work of Zak Smith, and I have made it clear in both public and private statements that this is the case. I am aware that a legitimate reading of this book makes it a defense of Zak Smith and, in addition, can be seen as a criticism of the RPG community who moved to exclude him — including criticizing DriveThruRPG, for our decision not to carry any new works by Zak.
I have decided not to ban this book. Separated from a meta connection to Zak Smith, the content of the book itself does not cross the line into being offensive.
To the degree that the publisher’s intention is to put forth their perspective, however much I may disagree with it, on the events around Zak Smith, that is the publisher voicing their perspective. DriveThruRPG has a responsibility as the largest marketplace for makers of RPGs to tread carefully when removing content, especially when doing so would be silencing voices critical of us.
I appreciate that this decision will not be welcome to everyone. I wish that the publisher had gone a different direction and moved forward, but I won’t ban the title for expressing the publisher’s dissenting perspective.
Thank you,
Steve Wieck
President
DriveThruRPG
Oh woe oh, Raggi’s cryin’…and in his pants too.
From facebook:
I made a post to the company Facebook page Friday night, answered a couple of replies, and then went to bed, feeling OK.
But I woke up Saturday morning to find I was crying and had been crying in my sleep. I was not feeling anything, just all voidy, maybe some confusion, a throbbing in the base of my skull, but I was crying. I haven’t cried for many months, much longer than maybe it should have been considering things that have happened in the meantime. And later on in the day, I actually shit myself a bit, because apparently the numbness isn’t just mental. So I decided not to be online over the weekend.
Here’s the full text. Wow.
I made a post to the company Facebook page Friday night, answered a couple of replies, and then went to bed, feeling OK.
But I woke up Saturday morning to find I was crying and had been crying in my sleep. I was not feeling anything, just all voidy, maybe some confusion, a throbbing in the base of my skull, but I was crying. I haven’t cried for many months, much longer than maybe it should have been considering things that have happened in the meantime. And later on in the day, I actually shit myself a bit, because apparently the numbness isn’t just mental. So I decided not to be online over the weekend. No checking email, no seeing notifications (I can check store orders through other means though #paytherent). I’ll post this without checking any of my messages, and then I’ll leave it all until Tuesday night after my therapist appointment. Or maybe longer. No reason to rush. But while I’m in this mood, while people are talking about me like I’m an animal, fuck it, how much worse could I possibly make it? So I guess this is just a pity party I’m throwing for myself, some things I need to get off my chest. You’ll undoubtedly have heard some of it before. I’m not so concerned about repeating content at the moment.
I’ve been thinking about this whole thing over the weekend, what I’m doing and why, and what other people are doing and why I think they’re doing it. And I think I’ve gotten to the bottom of what the conflict actually is, at least as it pertains to me.
Back when I did the music zine, I think I printed over a million words over the course of running that thing… and I can only remember six of them off the top of my head. “Music is more important than people.” Because people come and go. People can let you down. But when you find that perfect album, that is with you FOREVER.
My loyalties, my passion, my priorities… I think it’s the work that’s important. More important than people. It’s just how my brain is wired. What I’m into, I’m into obsessively. Even as a kid, I’d hide myself away to concentrate on “stuff,” and only be interested in people who were into that same “stuff.” I try to make room at least for intimate relationships, but they all get sucked into participating in the work as well.
And I deeply resent that the choice of what I work on, how, and with whom, has been taken away from me. It doesn’t matter if that sounds terrible, or callous, or inconsiderate. It simply is.
And I have not been given the time nor the space to process it, accept it, and make peace with moving on. There has been hell raining down on me from day one and continues on almost eight months later. And here we are.
So how is it that I find myself in a position that anything I say can fuck with peoples’ lives?
How can that even be possible?
Why are people telling me that this is so?
I can’t do nothing, or people will think I’m a horrible person who is refusing to do the obvious right thing and I’m fucking with peoples’ lives because of it.
I can’t do what some people want, or the rest think I’m a horrible person who is refusing to do the obvious right thing and I’m fucking with peoples’ lives because of it.
I can’t do what other people want, or the rest think I’m a horrible person who is refusing to do the obvious right thing and I’m fucking with peoples’ lives because of it.
I can’t do what I want, or everyone thinks I’m a horrible person who is refusing to do the obvious right thing and I’m fucking with peoples’ lives because of it.
In trying to thread that needle, in making choices that both I could live with making, and realizing that it’s not just about me and I have responsibilities to other people… I have blown up every important relationship in my life this year. Not just lost… but completely and thoroughly destroyed. And it’s ruined me. My sources of strength are all gone.
And everyone’s watching this right now. Family, people I’ve had failed marriages and other failed intimate relationships with, business partners with great power over the success of the business, people I’m working with, people whose livelihoods wholly or partially depend on me, the people who are in personal and legal conflict with each other that relate to all this, people who are right now finding out they’re not what I consider an “important” relationship in my life, fans, customers, people who’d be delighted to just have me wiped off the Earth and will be laughing their asses off reading this post and reveling in whatever Saccoing is going on while I’m away… they’re all here, on that list of names to the right with their green dots next to them, they’re all watching, all judging… but I have no other void to scream into.
When I last left things Friday night, there were basically calls for my head. Ding ding ding in my inbox. Saying I’m the worst sort of creature and a menace and I have no place… well, anywhere. And it’s loads of people. I’d like to think that most of them are just not paying too much attention, they’ve been told “Bad Man is there” and they’re just doing their part writing a short note about removing Bad Man and then moving on with their lives, but some of them are very serious. This is an important issue in their lives and they think they are under very real threat and in actual danger. And I get that. I was… expecting is way too strong a word, but I showed up to Gen Con thinking that being physically attacked was a realistic possibility. So I can see where that feeling might come from on their end as well.
Assuming of course that there ARE people who really feel that, and this whole thing isn’t just a mass amount of people using that language just to kill a game they don’t like… but that’s too crazy for me to take seriously.
But that they feel they are under real threat and actual danger… because of me? I don’t recognize that person they’re talking about, not in who I am or the motivations they’re attributing to me. And the thing behind my face is just wringing itself out trying to get a handle on it all.
All I want to do is make the coolest make-believe fantasyland books I can, and I want to team up with the people that can help me do that. End of. That’s all it should be. That’s it.
But then earlier this year, this thing happened that wasn’t about me but sure affected me…
And when I didn’t say anything right away, well, that showed how awful I was to people. And they let me know.
When I stuck my head out to to say I needed to talk to a lawyer before making a statement, didn’t that just confirm every suspicion. And they let me know.
When I did say something, that was the end. Boy did they let me know.
The guy that had my back so many times when I was having trouble, was in trouble. And I couldn’t do the same in return. But I dared show gratitude for all that he had done for me, the work we had done together, while I was severing ties, and suddenly I’m not even a human being any more to so many people. I became this awful thing to be trodden on. Everyone else gets to have their say about their experiences with him… but not me. I don’t get to express my own feelings about a near decade-long relationship crashing. No. I was required to not only abandon him (which I did), but to actively turn on a person that had only ever been helpful and supportive to me, and I at least refused to do that.
And what a scumbag I am for that. And I know, because people tell me. In numbers. And I was meant to to sit here and take it while being completely dehumanized, I should just shut up while what felt like the whole world was free to just make shit up about what my words mean, what they assume my thoughts and motivations are.
And in the middle of all that, someone said something petty and untrue about me, and it was signed on by someone that I’d had at the very least neutral business relations with, before I muted the thread. Maybe it was just 5 people on Earth that saw or agreed with it. Maybe hundreds ended up signing on to it. I don’t know. But even though it was so small and unimportant and not as directly hurtful compared to some of the other things said to and about me around that time… for some reason that stuck with me. Just because it was so insignificant, it wasn’t connected to the greater issue, it was just about hurting me. And I thought, with all the things happening around me that weren’t about me, and that I was powerless to do anything about… in the middle of all that, here was one thing just about me that I could punch back at.
And that punch was wrapped around the book currently being protested.
Or more specifically, the protest is around the PDF version of the book being sold, and the storefront that dares to let it be available.
Now I must concede some things.
I’ll concede that the editorial in the (print version of the) book was misjudged, wrong time and place. I mean what I said there, that’s not the concession I am making. It was being made available in an edition released at the convention where I was already prepared to be the target of violence. There was a context for its tone and its placement. It’s just that reality turned out to not be quite like that. So OK, wrong time and place. I conceded that point awhile back. So it’s not in the PDF version, never was. But in the comments I saw, it was frequently mentioned. Part of the anger is over a portion of the book that isn’t included at the point they’re protesting.
And OK. The title… ok. A petty response to a petty insult. Suboptimal lashing out that barely anybody will understand because they won’t know there’s a story behind it, or bother to learn the story even if they know there might be one. So they’re left with Voldemort’s name staring them in the face (note: I am mocking the protesters with this phrasing, for those of you who don’t exactly know what I’m talking about) and it looks to most people like provocation without cause. OK. I’ll concede that point too. I changed the title of the PDF version of the book the other day.
But then what we’re left with is a book that is still being protested to the degree that my overall livelihood is being threatened, and it no longer has any content or packaging that has any connection to the real-world events or controversies related to why the protestors are angry. Yes, a character in the book shares a first name with a real-life person… but the character is not the person, was never intended to be, and the situation in the book is not a metaphor for the real-life situation. It doesn’t match, none of the character motivations line up, and it doesn’t even make any sense to say that it does given the structure of the adventure. The book is not what the angry people claim it is.
And yet people are losing their minds. The narrative behind the protest is that the book enables and supports abuse, and that makes me as the author an abuser myself… and that would also apply to the online storefront where the PDF is being sold.
And that online storefront that sells the PDFs is under great pressure by protesters the last I looked. Their employees are under great pressure. The head of their company has been on vacation (I’d assume with a family but I don’t actually know that), and I that vacation was being interfered with over this. This is impacting the real lives of a lot of people.
I know how this ends. (It will likely have already ended by the time I post this; I started writing this Saturday morning and I’m not going to look…) Because when that mob is at your door, and they’re telling you that this thing they’re angry about makes you complicit in abuse and harm, doing everything they can to make you feel absolutely filthy… It’s just pure panic and a sense of dread felt on every single side of the issue. And when it’s in front of you, all that matters is making it go away. And what’s going to be the easiest way to do that for the store? Defending the thing’s right to exist there, or just burn the book? Or better yet, burn the witch.
Because it’s not just the one thing they’re after. It’s everything I’ve ever done. They (or more accurately some portion of them last I saw, but when does this sort of thing ever self-moderate away from the most extreme demands?) want it all gone.
My only hope here is that the people there are braver than I have been. (a hell of a thing to wait around to find out, let me tell you)
So as I’m writing this part I’ve been awake about 27 hours (there will be no sleep until I’m confident I can stop clenching my sphincter, and even after that it’ll depend on my exhaustion overpowering this fuzz covering my brain… I’m actually wondering as I’m writing this if I might be experiencing some sort of aphasia and where I think I’m posting intelligible text, but all that will really be posted is pages of JKLUHGFDTJHGDJGHKJKHLJKHLJGFFYUGKJKL)
Anyway…
I’ve vented and whined about how I see what’s happening. I think I’m being portrayed as a monstrous caricature. And some possible reactions you will have might be that some will agree with what I’m saying, some will disagree with how I’m laying out the situation, and there will be others that will be happy and think I deserve all this and more for the things I’ve said and done. Do I?
Let’s go through this.
Number one: Why even post this? It shows weakness and can only encourage those that will enjoy it.
Well… yeah. But it seems I’m already Quint halfway down the shark’s throat, why worry about how tasty the blood is?
If I’m weeping in my sleep and losing control of my physical faculties, then things can’t simply go on as they are. I don’t really know what to do… but writing the thing I can’t stop thinking about, I can do that. And what point is writing with no one to read it?
There are people I have been talking to privately, kind people that tell me whenever I need to talk I can come to them. But I know there are limits to that, and I don’t want to test them.
There is the faint hope that maybe some of the most extreme voices may realize there is a human being at the other end of their efforts.
And there is also the insane hope that this reaches someone that can help.
Just open up completely to the world and willingly throw myself on the fire. Whatever burns away wasn’t all that important anyway.
So…
One thing I feel the need to note is there is indeed legitimate criticism to be made of me and how I handle things. Of course! I’m one of the least perfect people on Earth, of COURSE there is legitimate criticism to be made. Before the comments were wiped off the book’s sales page by DriveThru, I did see some legit criticism in the middle of all the calls for my head… and I don’t want to be pig-headed. I don’t want to act like I’m perfect. I want to take good criticism into account and act upon it. (the big trick: agreeing on what is “good criticism”)
But good and considered criticism get lost, or misjudged by me as being part of the nastier sort, in the middle of a deluge. So it can get ignored, or even reacted to as if it wasn’t made in good faith. I don’t know what to do about that.
But WHY DON’T THE CONCESSIONS MATTER? That’s really how to tell the people who have genuine criticism from the maniacs who are only out for blood. DO THE CONCESSIONS MATTER? I try to engage with actual criticism, and sometimes I agree with it, and I act on it. But if I make concessions and they don’t make any difference, what is the lesson I am really meant to learn? And is that really the lesson that people are trying to teach? That concessions make no difference, it’s all or nothing? I really don’t think that’s healthy or productive for anyone.
I think that’s what breaks me more than anything else. That I can take some criticism seriously and make changes based on it, but that doesn’t matter… never not ever does it de-escalate the situation or temper anyone’s anger… it’s just blood in the water and it just intensifies the pressure.
I don’t want to be a psychopath that doesn’t listen to what anyone else says. Why are people trying to turn me into one?
And this really is the reason why that no matter how hard the back of my head throbs, no matter how much shit is running down my leg, I can’t just stop fighting how and when I can. I could decide to bury myself deep and make my work and my public-facing attitudes all about pleasing people, do exactly what all these people want, and it wouldn’t ever be good enough. The result wouldn’t ever be everybody just smiling and getting along, it would just mean that I’m gone. And I’m not going.
But let’s talk about the big stuff. Complicity, responsibility, and enabling through association and even promotion.
In 2012 we funded Dave Brockie, lead singer of GWAR, to write and draw the Towers Two project. Between his receiving the money and his death in 2014, GWAR recorded and released the album Battle Maximus.
Since I arranged the Towers Two project and its funding, and worked with Brockie as he worked through his draft… can I claim some credit for Battle Maximus?
Maybe a little trickier: Brockie died in 2014 of a heroin overdose. I did pay him thousands of dollars for writing and artwork, so by paying him for that work, do I hold responsibility for his heroin habit?
A little closer to home:
For four months in 2018, I employed Stacy Dellorfano on a part-time basis to run LotFP social media. While so employed, Stacy on their own time, on their own platforms, ran a campaign against Bill Webb to be removed as special guest from Gary Con, and later on tried to pressure Humble Bundle (and the charity that specific Bundle was supporting) to drop Webb’s project from a Bundle they were running. Even though I did not approve of this campaign and fielded complaints about it, I took no action to stop Stacy, nor sanction Stacy as an employee for pursuing this campaign.
Do I hold responsibility for the campaign against Bill Webb?
Even closer:
Zak Smith was LotFP’s biggest-selling author the entire time that Stacy was employed to work LotFP social media. A substantial amount of the money used to pay Stacy was generated by the sales of Zak’s books, and the entire focus of Stacy’s duties for LotFP involved publicity and promotion which helped generate a significant amount of money for both me and Zak. I know for a fact that Stacy, while working for me, was in contact with Mandy and knew about what Mandy would later publicize.
So, by helping to publicize and sell Zak’s work while secretly knowing about the allegations which weren’t yet public, does Stacy hold any responsibility for Zak’s actions? Was Stacy enabling abuse? Was Stacy being an abuser for helping sell and promote Zak’s work?
OF COURSE NOT. IN ALL CASES, NO NO NO NO.
This has to be obvious to even the densest motherfucker alive, doesn’t it?
I’ve worked with dozens of people, and they all have their lives that are unrelated to their work with LotFP. I don’t get to take credit for the good things they do on their own time (and I should be slapped down if I try), and I don’t have to shoulder the blame for anything bad they do on their own time (and anyone attempting to argue that should likewise be slapped down if they try).
But
But
But
But
Even if the book was every bit the full-throated defense of Zak and an open declaration of his innocence as people claim it is, I still don’t think that it would be morally wrong. The reaction to it would still be completely unjustified. It still wouldn’t be apologia for abuse or misconduct.
Because even if I’d published a fictional game scenario for the purpose of declaring that Zak had been wrongly accused, it would have been because I thought he was wrongly accused. How could you accuse me of excusing, enabling, or participating in a thing that in this scenario I wouldn’t have believed happened? That doesn’t make any sense.
And having a dissenting opinion isn’t itself worthy of censure. Public concensus is not an establishment of fact. Reality isn’t subject to a vote. I lived in Atlanta during the 90s and followed closely the case of Richard Jewell. One of my ex-wives is a midwife and I became familiar with Ignaz Semmelweis. Both cases are the perfect examples of how accepted truth, and the actual truth, don’t always mesh. So if one doesn’t believe the things they’re supposed to believe, that doesn’t make them evil. It doesn’t mean they shouldn’t have a voice.
And here I am making the defense for the thing I’m accused of doing that I didn’t even fucking do… and I notice I have a good ol’ bruise on my leg because I’ve been unconsciously squeezing and putting pressure on this one spot for some unknown amount of time. So that’s a thing I do. Lovely.
But even the original editorial isn’t apologia. Or even denial, although it makes a similar allowance for skepticism that I just made here. It’s part of a conversation that’s going on all over the place about how exactly to treat people that are accused of bad things where the judgment is being made in the social sphere, rather than the legal sphere. Not succumbing to our worst instincts and actually being better than the people who we think have not lived up to standards. Not saying that wrongdoing is OK, but that in labeling someone a wrongdoer and acting against them we still have to acknowledge their humanity and retain our own.
Because in all this… the one thing always in my head, that is always begging for attention whenever I say anything or do anything:
What if I’m wrong?
And I’ll admit that I suspect that many of the people against me never ask themselves that.
So what if I am wrong? What are the actual consequences?
I create make-believe game stuff. I want to be the gaming version of Sam Raimi, George Romero, John Carpenter, Dario Argento, Tobe Hooper, Dan O’Bannon, Clive Barker, Lloyd Kaufman. Yes, with that comes mischief and naughtiness. But it’s all in the context of make-believe. There’s a big difference between the thrill of causing a controversy over some NC-17 rated slüg monster and whatever the hell is happening around me now.
Those are the stakes. I’m just fighting for the ability to create and facilitate the best work I can. The absolute worst case scenario in all this controversy is that somebody bad might be involved in creating and spreading dark fairytales.
It’s so demoralizing because at my point of contact it’s just all so irrelevant to anything real.
Yes, there’s real people with real lives making this stuff, and they have the capacity to do real good and real harm in their lives. But… well, this would just be the same argument as the EVIL EDITORIAL. You know, the “what harm is caused by their being able to publish that would not otherwise happen?” and “what harm is prevented by the person not being able to publish that would otherwise happen?” questions and then we’re back to the responsibility examples above.
It’s just utter insanity to me, and it’s driving me insane.
Goddamn it is so unreasonable to expect me, in this position, to be responsible for handling other peoples’ issues. Especially when I assume it’s obvious to anyone who so much as looks at me that I can’t even really handle my own.
There are concessions I can make, retreats I can mount, and still live with myself. But there are some I absolutely cannot live with. I won’t deny my experiences or lie about my experiences concerning a person no matter what other peoples’ experiences with them might be. I won’t disavow work that I am truly proud of. I won’t compromise the work to please the public.
I will always be doing some fucked up, ineffectual combination of trying to do what I think is right, ducking and dodging trying to not get hit with every gob of shit thrown at me, and sometimes just behaving in the most expedient way possible because I just can’t always be taking the path of greatest resistance… and then I’ll be doing more fucked up, ineffectual things to deal with the fallout from my previous fucked up, ineffectual actions.
There simply is not anything else I can do as long as other people do what they do.
Public spiraling, the part of my dream job I was always looking forward to.
And this is my dream job. This is how I live my best life. There really isn’t any other path for me that would be any better.
This is as good as life gets.
awake 54 hours… woooo…
(Did I forget to remind people somewhere along the way here that it’s always wrong to ban books?)
Y’all go fuck yourselves. I’m going to go rest for awhile. And when I get back, I’ll survey whatever apocalyptic hellscape has been left to me, and I’ll get on with doing the work that is the most important thing in my life.
“It’s not fair to be mean to me because I just publish stupid elf game bullshit, which is also the most important thing in my life.”
Raggi needs to read his own post over and over again until it dawns on him that his biggest enemy is himself. I guess just as well he’s got a therapist.
I think Wacko Zacko really did a number on Raggi. Poor old sad dude…I’m sure all the usual tactics, which have been well detailed by Zacko’s ex-friends (stupat, kiel chenier, stacy D, etc.) were used to quite an effect. Raggi feels like he has little to no self worth without Zacko…
Is this Raggi shitting himself for real reals, or is it just fake crocodile tears (sharts?) like rape enthusiast Grim Jim Desborough pretending to be suicidal?
Man if he would only spend 54 hyped up hours on the ref book, he’d be happier and we’d be happier.
Just think. If Raggi had written this much for his LotFap Referee Book, it would be finished.
James. Give me your penis. I want one. I need one. You don’t deserve one. You no longer need yours. You’ll never use it again. I’m more of a man than you’ll ever be.
I did keep Mandy informed about everything. Do you think that I worked for you for any reason other than to take down both you and Zak?
“I want to be the gaming version of Sam Raimi, George Romero, John Carpenter, Dario Argento, Tobe Hooper, Dan O’Bannon, Clive Barker, Lloyd Kaufman.”
Sleep deprivation be damned, you forgot Tommy Wiseau.
In reality I’m Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber.
tldr: I shit myself.
A better tl;dr — I shit myself and bragged about it on Facebook.
This is really, really sad. And by sad I mean funny.
As Scott Hall and Kevin Nash used to say, this is just too sweeeeeeeeeet.
How’s it feel to be a player character in one of your own lame, eel-dicked, shartfest modules, you ugly fat stream of butt-juice?
I’m drinking a shot of Jack in the name of your ex-wife who got out of your mega-loser life just in time to miss your tragi-comic meltdown. She fucking anybody else yet? Do you know the guy?
Rot in hell with your petty god Zak, you weepy fat bitch.
That would make a lovely prayer card, CKDB. Well said!
James Raggi IV: MAN BABY!
NOT SO DEATH METAL NOW ARE YOU PANTS SHITTER!
LOL!!!!!
Poor Raggs just hasn’t come to terms with the fact that his favorite dancing pony has been sent to the glue factory.
With the charming detail that he’s now shitting himself, he’s become the heir apparent to Blooey. How soon before he rips off The Stink in Golonda, adding actual shit demons to the text?
This is the end, Mein only kampf voight kampf. Lamentations for the Flaming Prince Raggy the Least. Ragu the Lesser, hoisted by his own petard drizzly green dragon shits down the back of his black pants. Taco Bell laden Hershey squirts spurting out like Juiblex as his false empire built on fecal matter dissolves away. He cries not for his ex wife or his well stalked fiery princess but for a half haired spastic that has convinced a few his scribbled drawings and gratuitous use of a tracing light box is art. We weep for the man child who no longer can pull the wool over the eyes of other man children. The tens of dollars are no longer rolling in to be wasted away of hash smoking. As the drug fueled haz clears the repugnant festering ooze of a Ragu melts away to be forgotten forever.
“She fucking anybody else yet? Do you know the guy?”
Guys, actually
1. Me 😉 😉
2. Jordan Peterson
3. StuPat even got a slice. He and Hannah posed for and sent a few photos of an idea for a LotFaP monster to
Raggi too. The Dreaded Beast With Two Backs. This may be the reason for his Meth fueled melt-down. Well played Hannah, well played.
She even fucked Kent…
With a seventeen inch strap-on…
That’s seventeen inches in diameter.
It was always about Zak, was it not? Don’t fight it, James. Love is real.
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Herro Zak I mean Göran Stahl rink 😉 rink 😉 ! You need rawyer? If Faggi Ragu Pasta Sauce Stains Down His Shirt #4 shitty shitty up your LA shitbox apartment, we can chop suey suey him, right away ready ten minute! I get you professional stain removal paid for by Faggi and make him replace cartons of unsold SHE BLEED OUT HER VAJAYJAY with cartons of Febreeze deodorizer spray. Looking at that fat boy you gonna need it! STINKY STINKY!
Remember Folks: Next time don’t call whores YOU CALL RAWYER!
I took your advice, Dani, and called a lawyer instead of a whore. It was amazing, all of that time spent arguing in court gave the lawyer the sort of oral stamina and lingual dexterity that no whore could ever attain, no matter how many blowies they performed. This lawyer padded the bill by keeping me edging for an hour before finally letting me nut. 10/10, would consult again.
Thanks, Dani!
Very good! He sound like good rawyer perfect for you! You oh so rucky!
Remember Folks: Next time don’t call whores YOU CALL RAWYER!
“I took your advice, Dani, and called a lawyer instead of a whore.”
BACLF, Satisfied Client
Dani, I may have to sue (chop chop suey?) the Fruit of the Loom company. These undies are supposed to be shit stain resistant and they are not.
You call me ready right away! I’m pro bonering Mandy Morbid and your ex-wife right now but I can fit you in.
Remember Folks: Next time don’t call whores YOU CALL RAWYER!
“I took your advice, Dani, and called a lawyer instead of a whore.”
BACLF, Satisfied Client
This is really weird, ya’ll. Though I feel bad for my old gravy train, I just can’t get over one thing. His sobbing in his sleep and shitting the bed reminds me too much of a typical late evening with Mandy. If Jamie-boy adds playing Skyrim for 8 hours during the day while I slave to pay the rent and Chinese take-out bills it’d be a spot on impersonation!
The difference being that Raggs has bigger tits.
I’m modeling for a cover shoot today for my follow up to SHE BLEEDS:
HE SHITS
Hey lads, did I miss anything?
Goddammit Doc Scott, have some muther-fucking opinions out loud about the demise of these boils on gaming’s ass.
Remember how much you enjoyed the Jamal tragi-comedy? Yeah you do.
I shit my pants.
Herro Scott! You still rawyer? Or did drug and alcohol DWI convictions finally get you disbarred? I can help you get reinstated we chop chop suey your home state. You call me!
Remember Folks: Next time don’t call whores YOU CALL RAWYER!
“I took your advice, Dani, and called a lawyer instead of a whore.”
BACLF, Satisfied Client
“I shit my pants. Dani sued Big Underwear. Free tighty whities FOR LIFE!”
James “Poo Poo Ragoo” Raggi IV, Satisfied Client
Ya’ll I wrote a nice little RPG. Rumors of my cancellation are greatly exaggerated. They are lies told in bad faith by harassers. Wendys, the burger people, commissioned it. Get it here http://www.feastoflegends.com. They didn’t want any of my art. They said it would nauseate people even more than their shakes usually do. I had to agree to let them publish it without my name in it, for obvious reasons. But I am back. I just cashed a nice royalty check and can now pay my rent without having to rent myself out. I’m getting a bit old to be a rent boy.
Well, Mandy’s rapist and abuser, Wendys is the big time. Their marketing department needs a little more than light box tracings and default setting Photoshop filters.
Bigger than you ever were, O Father of RPGs (yes, those guffaws you hear are guffaws from me and Kaskoid. Father of RPGs. Snort.) Zak will make more money this year from RPGS than you made in your lifetime, Arneson.
Any truth to the rumor that Zak now gets free meals at Wendy’s for the next year as a perk for writing the game? I can see why he pushed for it. He can fill up those spaces in his shitbox apartment that are not taken by dirty dishes with fast food packaging. It’ll complete the end stage tweaker decor of the place.
I personally will never eat at Wendy’s. They did not even contact Me, the Prince of the OSR, to write the game. It’s like they don’t want small children to play it. Bad marketing decision, Wendy. Say, is Wendy really a red-head? Hmmm, intriguing 😉 😉 . I wonder if she’ll show up at any Cons to promote the game. Maybe I won’t eat out at Wendys, but I might eat out Wendy. I’ve never used My seductive prowess on a fast food restaurant owner before.
Or dull as fuck vanilla fantasy like Worlds of Empyrea.
Still a lawyer. I saw that hugeruinedpile.com was open and swooped it in case I ever decide to do anything again, so I figured that while I was thinking about gaming, I’d do my irregular drive-by to see what’s going on. Hopefully everyone is well.
I don’t understand most of these new references tho
Also forgot how to reply to the right comment
“I don’t understand most of these new references tho”
Consider yourself lucky because that is not a bad thing!
Welcome back!
Where the fuck is my copy of dwarfland?
tbh I’m not even sure if I’ve got a copy of Dwarf-Land. I know I have the map. Someone made a cloth map of it and asked me a while back if I cared if they polished it up and did something with it so I told them sure, why not, just don’t bother putting my name on it. No idea if they ever did.
Damn, dude, you always sold yourself way too short.
Back then I wrote stuff in several manic bursts in a virtual fugue state, then dried up just as quickly and hit an impenetrable block. Like, I have folders full of stuff I don’t remember ever having written and will never finish. With Dwarf-Land, I just think I didn’t self-edit at all … it comes off as a cheap rip of The Glass Harmonica, and the only reason I got away with it is that no one reads The Glass Harmonica. tbh I think the Russ map was the center load-bearing pillar of Dwarf-Land’s niche popularity.
Right now I’m working on one of my standard “creepy bog-standard fantasy” things … both Darrell Schweitzer’s Sir Julian the Apostate and Avram Davidson’s Vergil Magus are criminally underread, so I’ve swung more towards them and some Averoigne rather than my more usual “dark fairy tale” end of the spectrum. Doing it for the old version of The Fantasy Trip, though. Doubt I’ll ever write about it.
>Doing it for the old version of The Fantasy Trip, though.
This parody account stuck to a nice realistic level (teasing us with the late antiquity campaign as “bog-standard” was A+ flourish) until this last reach blew it all going completely OTT. It was fun though.
When has “parody account” not been my brand
So with a lawyer indahouse, can we get any educated opinions on Zak’s silence? Its been months since he filed suit on Mandy. Can we assume that since he hasn’t been doing any victory dances that things did not go so well?
I don’t know anything about all the Zak/Mandy stuff other than the vaguest outline and I refuse to let anyone educate me
“…and I refuse to let anyone educate me.”
That’s the West Virginia spirit!
It takes a long-ass time before things go to trial- and even if it does- who knows if Fuckface will even be able to see it through. He’s got to get his witnesses flown up to Canada to go on the stand, not a single one of those skanks are going to come of as reliable witnesses being that they’re dented cans ( not that Mandy isn’t one herself)
In the even Senior Cumdribbler is not going to get anything more than a sorry( if he gets that at all) and will always be known as the most loathed personality the hobby has ever seen; unless there’s another Joker suit, wearing, middle aged, Punkrock , porn star, Dee n Dee nerd, who draws shitty pictures out there in the world.
What the fuck is that Wendy RPG? Who wrote it? Did they manage to slip at least one non-family-friendly joke in there? And is Blooey’s Dine-and-Dash still a 5th level spell or is there a cantrip version now?
Hey Bro, I wrote it. My dad has a few connections with peeps on the board of directors at Wendys and he helped get me the gig. It was originally for in-house corporate training. Ya’ll know the stuff, when the execs and franchise managers and employees have team-building exercises and all that big business stuff to improve morale and cooperation. The head honcho at Wendys liked it so much he had the marketing peeps make it available for everyone.
Look for the adventures I wrote for it to be downloadable soon. “Cheeseburger in Paradise” and “In Search Of The Lost Shaker Of Salt”. It’s premium content Bro’s.
Zak I miss you so much. I miss you so much I shit my pants. Please come back.
I love you.
“and “In Search Of The Lost Shaker Of Salt”. It’s premium content Bro’s.”
When it comes to my de-platforming some people claim that there’s a woman to blame (Mandy). But I know its my own damn fault!
Shit up a sheet for me tonight, Big Poppa Rags. I can barely eat these days and haven’t pooped in a week!
Sorry Raggs, I’ve attached myself to Mike Evans now. I’m going to make him a star.
After Mandy, I am totes over people who shit themselves, for whatever reason. At least she had the excuse that she was sooooper sick. And had nice enough tits. Your tits are so-so at best.
Mushy stool makes a good lube.
Call me if you get lonely.
They are right about me. Booth security and pants shitting is so NOT death metal.
I went to quite a few of the earliest death metal shows in Tampa and I suspect, based purely on olfactory and character evidence, that pants-shitting is baked right into the genre
Is Kent still around? Usually he’d have shown up to fuck with me about Taylor or something by now.
Last recorded Kent sighting is August 2019 Melan’s blog. The tenfootpole ban has limited his effective range, and now he must feed on what few neutral parties remain in order to survive.
Hated here, goofed on and his sock puppets (remember when shit-for-brains complained about “cowardly” socks here?) outed by the lowest of old geekturdtards in places like DF, alone without family and friends in his real “life,” what choice did he have but to end the pain and shame of a wasted life? I’m guessing (hoping) he took my helpful advice and put his head in the oven, had a nice warm and tearful sobbing bath while slitting his wrists, or my most honorable and adventurous suggested method; getting hammered in Brighton beach or wherever the fuck in Harry Potter-land and trying to swim to the mainland at midnight?
That he ended his failed and miserable life is what matters to us. Hopefully Fuckface Zak will follow suit
Yeah Kent call me say need rawyer, but he offer to bottom for me in a doing gay as payment and I say sorry, no pro boner for you Kent!
Remember Folks: Next time don’t call whores YOU CALL RAWYER!
“I took your advice, Dani, and called a lawyer instead of a whore.”
BACLF, Satisfied Client
“I shit my pants. Dani sued Big Underwear. Free tighty whities FOR LIFE!”
James “Poo Poo Ragoo” Raggi IV, Satisfied Client
Vodofone Ireland is blocked, as are DigitalOcean and a few others. These IPTables brought to by the letter “Piss Off Kent.”
https://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/2019/10/whats-next.html
After months, Fuckface is back. A nice vanilla post of a subject matter you can find on dozens of blogs. But hey, its important to Spazzo to seem re-platformed in some way after all the silencio.
It seems his faithful are lining up to welcome him back. I’m sure some/none of them are totally not his sock puppets.
Nah, not his sock puppets. Raggi’s sock puppets. Raggi just can’t quit Zak.
Zak is still cancelled. He’s just in syndicated re-runs on some low wattage UHF channel at the moment.
A tale of two Patreons:
https://www.patreon.com/DemonCity
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3015466
Zak I love you! Please come back to me!
I shit my pants!
Hannah come back to me I still love you!
I shit my pants!
I shit my pants and I don’t know how to do laundry!
HANNAH PLEASE!!!!!!
Why did you not wear the diapers I left you with, you idiot manlet? Have your precious Zak clean up your mess. He’s had plenty of experience.
StuPat says “hello” . I think it is hello. I have no idea what he says most of the time. He doesn’t speak very good English. But he loves me long, long time. He doesn’t weep like a little school girl when we have finished either.
Well Zpastic has leveled his patreon off at a whopping $92/month minus 1d100 patreon handling fees. Who says abuse doesn’t pay? Since they deleted all the commentary about Zpastic on his Kickfalter he’s on the rise to acceptance again. All the false narratives and bad faith activists that are Nazis have been shown how wrong they are and Zpastic is again free to do what he does best! That is write crappy semi-setting stuff and do plenty of Greg Land lightbox tracing and calling it art. Don’t worry Zakattack, tracing is art just ask Bradstreet.
Hey Bro’s, sure my patreon is winding down. The work on demon city is essentially done. I’ve moved onto other projects. This kickstarter for example, kickstarter.com/projects/kevinpaultracy/advanced-fantasy-role-playing/ , I’m doing the art for it. The creator cannot actually name me. He wants to avoid the same sort of crap my homie Mark Evans endured, so he is being coy about the the artist identities, but ya’ll can trust me when I say that the art will be fantastic.
Look like I need to school my boy Kevin in the Art of Internet Arguing. He’s flailing away.
With stories like this in the news, Fuckface’s chances of winning his lawsuit got a whole lot less.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/andre-garcia-porn-actor-accused-of-sexual-assault-by-over-two-dozen-women-i-told-him-to-stop
Kent’s on the TV!
So Zak is now passive aggressively demanding people do what he says & think like he does or he’ll take his blog & go home.
It’s kind of a weird flex, but so far as last hurrah’s go, he’s doing it his way. Simultaneously revealing he thinks of his readers as brand dead morons (because otherwise they’d all slavishly be out badgering his pretend phone numbers while the “fact check” his sordid personal dramas?) whilst being frustrated they AREN’T following his directives like slavish automatons
AND
trying to set up a classic Zac semantic trap around this seemingly innocent idea of “good conversations”, clearly just to lure people into his idea that;
Ok, good conversations revolve around you all believing me, taking time out of your lives to clear me & harass everyone else in to clearing me. Anything else must be….
*search for appropriate Zak buzzword* Ah, a “Bad faith” argument or *bad actor*.
If you guys don’t start posting at his birthday party the he’s totally going to cancel his birthday party because *y’all* aren’t even cool enough to even be at his birthday party. Normally. You fucking ingrates.
Zpastic lates blog post implores his three remaining followers to go spam sites to get their queen reinstated. Poor Zakattack fails to realize that no one is going to arbitrate on his behalf because he’s an abuser that tried to flip the narrative and rolled a critical failure on his charisma check. Still can’t believe he hasn’t become the Swinging Man yet. Love the guy imploring Zpastic to make his dumb ass shit into movies. Yeah, like that would happen. Zakattack can’t even make his fuck rent and his REO Speeddealer also needs his money.
Zpastic’s last post is so fucking typical of his usual bullshit. TL:DR “I’m an rpg genius and my takes on games are true and objective.” Fuck off back to Poseurstan you fucking idiot.
It could be genius performance art;
*Post on blog lamenting the lack of quality conversations.Throw a hissy fit if someone capable of calling out the logical fallacies in your own position or even if they articulate a counter narrative challenging to your own.
*Edit their posts so there are only nonsensical crumbs to shoot down.
*Go back to comments lamenting lack of quality conversation, edited down to pliable nitwits who don’t the critical thinking or argument faculties to pin his twisting positions down.
Zak loves himself, I want him to love me
All Zak’s ENnies Gold, I know he’s above me
Through his false dichotomies, I want Zak to find me
Proof or you’re a liar! I want Zak to remind me
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about Zak, I shit myself
Ooh, I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about Zak, I shit myself
I shit myself!
The Thing about Zak S is that he is not a gamer and gamers are filth. Watch him flick his majestic comb and stare down his accusers.
What has YDIS and her little boys, each as stupid and fish-faced as the most inbred of Innsmouth Lagoon Creatures, ever produced that is AS GOOD OR BETTER as the most banal of his posts?
Hee! Hee! Hee!
BAH GAWD THAT’S KENT’S MUSIC
Hey Kent, Bro. Am so a gamer. Perhaps you’ve heard of my RPG video series, “I hit it with my axe’? I am a porn star too.
You wake up with a sore dripping asshole all of the time. How do you get the stains out of the sheets? Raggi spent a few nights in my crib and my homie had a few accidents. I made Mandy sleep on one of those vinyl covers, so everything was easily wiped off. She got them in the divorce settlement, so it don’t have them anymore. Raggi was sleeping bareback. He sheds too. Little Raggi pube-like hairs everywhere. Worse than a cat. Then there are the toe nail clippings. How many toes does he have?
A photo of eric tanker with the word SHiT in his forehead is about 10x more creative, interesting, and useful at the gaming table than anything zacky farms has “drawn” (by which i mean traced and photoshopped) or written.
Why is YDIS, a blog made for the express purpose of providing A SAFE SPACE for angry homosexuals to flirt and gossip over Zak S, cater to prudes like Marvin?
“Egads a penis!,” she exclaims when confronted with an engorged member. “Mater Maria Libera Nos.”
Herro Marvin aka Dave Guyll aka Your RPG Is Shit Guy. You need rawyer? You one dumb fuck who accidentally doxx himself! Typical stupid white American! And now you banned from Dungeon World gay ass story games for life but nobody care because nobody ever hear of you until you fuck up! I think I can help you. We chop chop suey that pink hair poofster who make Dungeon World. He like a Leftist SJW Zak Smith! The Anti-Zak! Anyhow, you still doing gay with alt-right gay fourth reich guy Mjolnir? You sucky sucky each other tiki torches after you remove your khaki pants?
Remember Folks: Next time don’t call whores YOU CALL RAWYER!
“I took your advice, Dani, and called a lawyer instead of a whore.”
BACLF, Satisfied Client
“I shit my pants. Dani sued Big Underwear. Free tighty whities FOR LIFE!”
James “Poo Poo Ragoo” Raggi IV, Satisfied Client
Herro Eddison aka Kent who is know for doing gay! You need rawyer? You call me and we sue your Irish mother for drinking heavily while you in her womb. She make you retarded! And a doing gay too!
Remember Folks: Next time don’t call whores YOU CALL RAWYER!
Why is YDIS, a blog made for the express purpose of providing A SAFE SPACE for angry homosexuals to flirt and gossip over Zak S, cater to prudes like Marvin?
Just because this blog is your safe space, away from the heteronormative values of the traditionalist patriarchal society that rejected you, doesn’t mean that we heterosexuals aren’t welcome here as well.
“Egads a penis!,” she exclaims when confronted with an engorged member. “Mater Maria Libera Nos.
Marvin doesn’t share your taste for cock, Durr Hurr.
Very dissapointed with Amazon. Last month, I bought RUNEQUEST LANKHMAR AND SLAINE from the same seller, both were listed as NEW. Total cost was $45.00. I finally got around to reading and looking through them, and I discovered BOTH BOOKS have pages torn out or partially torn. I have made a complaint with AMAZON for a REFUND, of which I offered to send the books back at my expense. THE SELLER REFUSED TO GIVE ME A REFUND, TELLING ME THE BOOKS WERE NOT DAMAGED…. .. He accused me of tearing and ripping the books myself. WHY WOULD I DO THAT? WHAT BENEFIT DOES IT SERVE? I WILL NO LONGER BUY RPG BOOKS FROM AMAZON…
– Milo
Hi Scott
No Virgil was not me though it was a good imitation in fairness.
YDIS is worthless.
If you can be bothered joining a forum good, or moving through your blog – I will keep a look out because in ten years you are one of ten.
Hi Kent. Did you hear? I shit my pants.
James, you keep mentioning this act of self-defecation. Is this some sort of viral marketing for your next releases? “Death, Frost, Dookie”, or “She Craps”, or “Rectums are Magical”, or The Monolith from beyond Duodenum and Cecum”, or “Toilet of the Stargazer”, or “The Magnificent Poop van Ooms”, or …
I’m not that clever, Mr. Mentzer. I’m just a man baby pants pooper.
And I just shit my pants again.
Kindness, I had to trawl through a bunch of posts to create an accurate facsimile of your style, but the Dunstany and Homer I’ve been reading might have helped. I was curious to see whether a simulated Kent would trigger the same reflexive response from the locals.
You sound tired Kent.
You’re not allowed to lie in the comments section, Kunt-for-Brains. Now go end your pain. You have all the tools you need, and my suggestions have all been solid.
What strikes me time and time again is just what a deeply insightful lad I am. See how you scatter before my onslaught, wailing piteously and tearing your flesh. Watch as nubile young ladies fight over me.
SCOTT: Is that the godlike Kent I see? I would give my brocaded handkerchief to be the object of his passing glance.
TALKING BOTTLE OF BLACKBUSH: Harridan! Floozy! Away from my Kentling!
I am not concerned with making random nerds like me or be on “my side”—i am concerned with having as much of what’s written here as possible be accurate.
People are talking about Evil Hat and Green Ronin’s pay rates finally, lots of bad-faith actors admitted they -did less stuff- because of me, bad actors say they avoided forums where useful work was getting done because of me, and sometimes, even, people making defamatory claims get asked if they -have evidence-. These are all good outcomes.
So far as I’m aware, change and improvement inevitably leads to the people preventing change and improvement getting pissed off.
No good people have said they stayed off forums bc of me. If there were any, someone somewhere would’ve been able to name even one by now.
Have I been too harsh? No. But clearly I have not been not harsh enough—I shouldve started suing people years ago. And many people who I gave opportunities and second chances I shouldnt have.
The means have been 100% acceptable in all cases—so theres no need for an ends-justify defense:
When theres a conflict I try to contact the person and resolve it. If they refuse then I warn other people of the danger they pose. No-one has ever posed an effective and acceptable other option. Ever.
a lot of the less-intelligent OSR people see the situation as me being overly-zealous in defense of basically ok ideas and if only I could manage to dial back the rhetoric and be more like Arnold or Patrick or Gus or whoever then things would’ve been fine.
And that’s ass-backwards, because those kinds of creators who just sprinkle urbane disapproval over a controversy like a shot of pixie dust and don’t really care if they get heard or whether anything actually changes are part of the norms that keep the industry so fucked-up.
I have done so much good for RPGs. I don’t deserve to be canceled.
If you hadn’t raped and abused Mandy and those other women (the other women you continue to avoid mentioning – I wonder why?), you wouldn’t be cancelled.
But you are cancelled. Deplatformed. Banned from RPGs for life. Finished.
So what are those stages of loss or whatevs. Shock, Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Testing, Acceptance? Which is Fuckface currently in? Do they have to be in order (I have a dead heart so I don’t fuggin know)? I’m sure shock was the first when he saw Mando’s post. Judging by his long winded initial replies denial was next. Did his reaching out to his pig pen of whore-pals to write defenses of him bargaining? His months of silence till now may have been depression. Is this new shit the testing?
Oh what the fuck, its just nice to see him flounder.
At any stage you can shit your pants. I did.
I shit my pants.
Could anyone be bothered to bring me up to speed on Zak S.? I have come to this website looking for a place to gossip free from the oppressive dictates of hetronormative society.
On a scale of 1-10, how familiar are you with Zak’s timeline of assjackery? You are aware that he is a rapist, at least, yes?
I am a studious admirer of OSR material and value greatly all that Zak S. has done for it. I have read only universal praise and adoration of him. When did this nefarious accusation occur?
Don’t worry Zpastic, new month almost here and $96 about to be burning a hole in your amphetamine fueled pocket! Daemon Shitty is late but Zakattack is working hard but without his nostrils plugged up with some sweet assed cheap crank it’s hard to trace art in a lightbox.
And the dishes haven’t been washed since Mandy left same with Zpastic’s underwear. The shitbox apartment smells more like a litter box and Zpastic finds googling his name every five minutes hasn’t brought up any new results in months.
What little that dude had to grasp onto is gone for Zpastic.
Swinging man I’m hanging around
Hangin’ ’round I’m the swinging man and my feet
Never touch the ground Swinging man
Swinging man I swing back and forth
In all fairness to Zakling, That litter box smell maybe from a recent houseguest who has had some self-defecation *issues*. In more fairness, I doubt the dishes were ever washed when Mandy was there. She’s no June Cleaver. Like most Canadian women, and men, she has the housekeeping skills of a grunting sow. Slutty and Slatternly. I think Gary originally had a Slutty Slattern, or was it Slatternly Slut?, on his glorious Harlots sub-table. He removed it because he couldn’t work out the details before the DMG went to the printers. Or so Kaskoid says. Kaskoid, due to his time in the US Navy, is an expert on harlots.
https://www.tenkarstavern.com/2019/10/wayward-kickstarter-far-west-where-art.html
I’m not just on Team Gail now, I’m on Team Gareth! I love that Facebook post where Gareth says if he ever runs in to Erik Turdshack, he’s going to “punch that cunt in the fucking throat”!!!! If Gareth Skarka goes through with it, he can just keep all that FAR WEST Kickstarter money and call it even!
It would not end well for Gareth. I am always packing. Lke any cop or ex-cop these days, I am not just trigger happy, but trigger crazy. I know the choke-hold too. You know the one, the one which the NYPD uses to murder fat, unarmed black men in broad daylight. It works on lazy shiftless RPG writers too.
I’ve talked to Zak since I originally half-assedly posted here asking about it, and have also searched up what I presume to be the backstory, and I have no issues with what he’s told me. I believe him.
As far as I know anyone involved, I’ve cordially internet-known and interacted with Zak for like 12 years but have only gamed with Mandy once (during which time she also seemed cool). In a he-said/she-said case, I’m going with the person I know, who is Zak. I obviously have no way of knowing the actual objective truth but as a former very committed criminal defense attorney, presumptions of guilt (by whatever standard) repulse me.
My impression is that he’s made himself obnoxious to enough people that any accusation by anyone is enough for everyone to rat-pack and unperson him. Lots of people dislike him to begin with and this is confirmation of what they already thought. B;ut I can say with 100% experiential certainty that similar accusations are made, often about dislikeable people, that don’t accord with reality.
Caveat #1: I don’t Actually Know any of these people and have no skin in the game.
Caveat #2: I don’t read enough forums etc. to have ever experienced any of the “being mean on the internet” that Zak is widely considered, and may be, guilty of. I can definitely see him being a dick but I am not a Veteran of the Zak Wars.
Caveat #3: I am generally charitable and inclined to judge people based on my (often-limited) personal interactions with them. This is why I continue to consider the usual popular targets, e.g., Zak, Kent, Alexis, and you degenerates to be worthwhile people.
Caveat #4: Zak was one of the first and very early supporters of my weird, fugue-state, terrible gaming shit, so I am likely biased to some extent because of that.
Caveat #5: He may have been a super shitty boyfriend, or super awesome in some areas and super shitty in others. That is often the case. I’ve been both a shitty boyfriend and a shitty husband, on multiple occasions in each, although I never came into contact with people’s fake titties etc.
Caveat #6: Part of this may be and probably is based in a weird sense of trailer-park omerta.
I have no reason whatsoever to suck up to him, as I don’t have a blog or anything to sell and have only interacted with him in any capacity once in the last couple years (to discuss exactly this). I like him but we’re not friends. I raise my head on Twitter maybe once a year, promptly purge all my followers, and my only p&p RPG involvement is occasionally writing on some project for myself. As a normal person, I’d prefer for people to like me, but I don’t really give a shit if Zak likes me. I do not even occasionally post anywhere but here. I have little nexus with the internet. I pretty much play XCOM and watch comfy anime, and have concluded that vidya is superior as a medium. I have no percentage in being a contrarian, other than a long history as an anonymous troll and OC creator on the chans, which is not in play here. But whatever. I come down on Team Zak, whatever that looks like now.
I understand believing accusers and I get the decision to go in that direction. But in this particular case, some of it is obviously either “he’s a cock on the internet so he must be an abuser and rapist” or a decision based on groupthink or personal animus. Not saying this is happening in any particular case, but it’s evident in the consensus.
In my searches, I haven’t seen a single one of his former “friends” stick up for him. Not one.
This includes people who had no trouble making money off him despite all the problematic shit that’s now character evidence against him. That in and of itself is kind of sad, as I’d immediately and relexively stick up for any of my few IRL friends in an exactly similar circumstance. That’s just the way it is and is therefore possibly Caveat #7: All his friends are pussies, so I’m doing some quixotic white knighting because someone has to.
So yeah, that’s my unsolicited take in the only forum in which I still post, and I do not expect this to be either cared about or sympathetically received.
I still love you all. You are made in God’s image, despite physiognomy being real.
xoxo
P.S.: I think calling himself “Eddison” is way too on the nose but if that’s actually Kent, append an additional xoxo. For what it’s worth, I hate the last two Taylor albums.
Of course Eddison is Kunt. The dipshit can’t even fool the gullible halftards in paces like DF with his socks.
But yer paging way past the headline here boyo. You played D&D with Mandy? At one time her and Satine and other fuckpigs of Zak were charging dudes (internet or otherwise) by the hour to play with them. So how much did the Man-sters game-whoring cost you, and did you get one of the bras she was once selling as bonus swag? What’s the motivation for doing it in the first place?
She was in an AD&D 1e game I ran on G+. The idea was to use ALL of the actual AD&D 1e rules, and it confirmed that the game as written is unplayable.
She was nice. IIRC, Stacy Dellorfano was also in the game and was also nice.
lol @ paying for bras from 3D women
Also, I’m pretty sure Tenkar was in one of my online Tunnels & Trolls games and was also cool.
Mandy’s accusations are on the whole, probably exaggerated. Still, Zak is a narcissistic dick who set himself up as some sort of malign despot in the “D&D Community”. People are glad to see him gone, as they are always glad to see the end of despots, and glad for the pretext Mandy provided them. Accuracy or factuality are irrelevant to them. Believe Zak if you will. He’s still a narcissistic dick. He was the town bully, to put it in other terms. Finally, the town rose up and cancelled him.
His friends left him because he is a narcissistic dick. StuPat has a rather amusing take-down of Zak, falsemachine.blogspot.com/2017/09/fuck-all-of-you.html which sums things up nicely, and well in advance of Mandy’s cri de coeur.
I’ll add that people like Zak do not have friends. Any relationship with such people is that of Master and Minion. Once his *friends* realized that they were minions, they shook off whatever hold he had on them.
Scott, in my opinion all of these unsavoury sexual he said/she said commotions are either matters for the police or they are nothing at all. It disgusts me how most people take advantage of the exposure of shitty private lives to preen their virtue.
Are you going to develop a fresh campaign blog?
(Eddison is Prince of Nothing pretending to be me for some reason. He said as much above.)
I have no idea at this point who, if anyone, posting as a Kentlike is actually Kent, so I’m just going to answer as if someone posting here is Kent.
I don’t have any immediate plans for a new blog. I’ve squatted on hugeruinedpile.com just in case. I do have a couple RPG things I’ve been messing around with, both of which I think are good now but probably won’t in a year. I’m just not sure at this point in the blogosphere’s development who my audience would be or why I’d want to talk to them. What niche exists that I’d be filling?
It’s simpler to just read, mess around with modded video games, and watch happy low-conflict anime. I do like to check in from time to time and if Kent actually reads this, hopefully all is well.
==I’m just not sure at this point in the blogosphere’s development … why I’d want to talk to them.
Heh, yes. Well I suggest writing content offline and using a blog merely as a shop window. I at least have been writing offline and I find it satisfying not to associate writing with blogging. The blogosphere, as far as I have learned, is a hellscape of cross-eyed man-babies.
(This Kent for one can be identified by the cyan pattern to the left)
The pattern seems randomly assigned, or semi-randomly assigned. Scroll up to My last two comments which are back to back and with different pattern-avatars.
Amusing. It appears that this comment will be assigned the same avatar as Kent claims identifies him. Maybe I am Kent. Ponder than, man-things.
My motivation was parts boyish mischievousness and parts nietzschean will to power.
(The pattern is based on some value derived from the email address so if you know someone’s handle you can probably duplicate it).
At this point in time, does Kent even exist as a singular entity, a Kentity, if you will? He has gone through so many sockpuppets, he doesn’t have an actual identity outside of his cadre of socks. His Schrödinger’s blog (it’s simultaneously deleted and undeleted, but I can’t be arsed looking to ascertain which state it is in) has had no lasting effect on the greater gaming blogosphere- his entire output consists of an unneeded Jaquays rehash and an unwanted killer penis fungus suckdungeon.
Even addle-pated Kent couldn’t have distinguished Eddison from himself if Prince hadn’t fessed up.
In truth I yearned for earlier days, when with but a few well placed sentences I would send thee into fits of apoplexy, howling and chasing thine own tails like curs. Now a withered wretch I am, doddering and trembling, worn down by drink and the long years, tiredly rasping: ‘Thou art useless, and I am disgusted by thee,’ before being stricken by a coughing fit.
In but a few passing grains of the hourglass I will eschew even the written word and retreat behind the bulwarks of my own mind, secure from the hurtful outside, to relive past splendors of adventure Ultramontane.
(Kent’s blog was good though).
You claim not to know any of them yet you interact with zack for year? Lol lol lol cmon socck puppet? Or just choking on little zacks weewee so hard you cant stand to see the fake punk canceled and getting what he gives? Lol hilarious stuff keep it comin
Is this Conley?
More Dwarf-Land, quickly. I’m not saying “please” anymore.
I legit hate that thing. It reads like de Camp pastiche but with The Glass Harmonica, and 90% of the reason people liked it was that it had a good map with shit-tier in-jokes put in there when I expected no one to read it. If I’d edited it before it went out it may have been tolerable as a novelty but as is, it’s wretched and it’s legitimately embarrassing that it’s probably the only thing that the 12 people who read it will remember me by
I am ecstatic to see that the doe-eyed ladies of YDIS are coming to Zak’s defence.
“Yoo hoo,” they cry, winking coquettishly and waving their handkerchiefs, beguiled by his knavish allure. “Our sweetling Zak dindu nuffin. Let us shield him from harm in our husky embraces.”
I am ecstatic that at Scott’s prompting the doe-eyed ladies of YDIS have now come to Zak’s defence.
“Yoo hoo,” they cry, winking coquettishly and waving their silk handkerchiefs, “We cannot resist Zak’s knavish allure. Let us shield him within our husky embraces.”
Well, that’s about as good an imitation of he-who-sniffs-schoolbus-seats as we’ll ever see.
The Kentessence of Kent.
Can we please turn the conversation back to my awesome bronze sculpting abilities?! I tried to honor Gary with a classic tight pyramid structure.
Tom is my great-great-great-great cousin.
Anything else you gentlemen want to know?
Thanks for your support!
Kuntz, my old nemesis is suing Gail. Poor demented Gail. Like she could ever commit fraud. I would offer to comfort her, but she still has not paid me back for the copying. Here is the mustache twirling villain in all his anything but tumescent glory, (He has the E.D.)
http://www.facebook.com/threelinestudio/posts/2892735714091874?__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARCfQOWffEv0jI1ol9SJO92LSs9UgkjW8qo7MHwcSWHse_XHTOwgoK_oMJnHLU_htEfojHfBIsbtJpnz-7r_wCbn99dTSUFhlQirg4CH9e19YVGI3k13jSlsIvZlQIQtl-e3sYIDzvxIbkADNj2rYT1Qd6QcZ2RvOeJnYZQrtOeaGinOYAccMahsVqZqFRJWKMo7-2eMjTsRjWK-fCEJ64fmG60ETF0Ie4SWS8cvzFkQ01mGGPrsDR_bOua83m5OERVYCnnDdoQPGTi26fiI_uMbyi534h3zG41vWxhWngYTDl-tX0TSGnwZNixEyQfErQOGEOCSX-CUVfvLTJ6souJptoq6&__tn__=K-R
My that is an ugly URL, but not as ugly as Kuntz.
So this is Kuntz’s endgame, to swindle Gail and get a hold of Gary’s IP. The blackguard. It won’t work though. Kuntz has no idea how much of Gary’s IP I have. IP fished from the circular files and dumpsters in and around Gary’s house, and at the TSR offices. He knows I have some, which is why he is trying to kill me, but not the extent of it. It is Vast. Enough to blow the OSR wide open.
I reuse names all the time because I figure it’s like on Earth where there are plenty of people named Scott or Eric. Some unusual names are Bobo for an Ogre, Hermit the Fog (for a hermit living on a foggy island), and Ronald McDonald the Great (one of my PCs, not an NPC, DM was annoyed by that one). Borax seems a common name for Dwarves and the clan name of Bloodaxe and Axegrinder is common (not funny but…)
– Deltademon
Yet another drop-out from village idiot school. How many generations of in-breeding produced this mouth breather? If you guessed less than 5, you are way off.
Dragonsfoot has, or so I hear, now instituted a recaptcha that determines if the potential member has too high of an IQ. IQ above 25, too smart for us. Off to The Ruins of Mirkwood for you, pilgrim.
Dragonsfelch for sure seems like a repository for dozens of Bloodymage wanna-beez. Just without all the fumbledick charm.
As you read this, you have me today weighing 234 lbs. Just a month ago, I could describe my weight at 262 lbs. Today, I have enough money to pay my rent and cover my bills, buy enough food for my partner Tamara and I, and live fairly comfortably. Were I to rely upon the wages earned at my day-to-day job, I could not say this. It is possible only because of the care and concern of 57 patrons, who consider my writing, my philosophy and my diligence in educating others in role-playing to be a sufficient reason to offer support.
You’re a Canadian. Shouldn’t you give your weight in kilograms? No matter, 234 lbs or 106 kg, you’re still a fat fuck with sagging moobs who lacks the skills to get a job that pays enough to survive.
Maybe get another room-mate to help with the rent. I hear James Raggi is looking for a place.
Is this from an actual post? I can’t see someone “describing” their weight as a certain amount
You’re a Canadian. Shouldn’t you give your weight in kilograms? No matter, 234 lbs or 106 kg, you’re still a fat fuck with sagging moobs who lacks the skills to get a job that pays enough to survive.
Maybe get another room-mate to help with the rent. I hear James Raggi is looking for a place.
Well Gentle Men. You can see how much I hate Canadians. My seething rage towards those Great White Northern Apes made me double post.
That, and Lexy’s pretentiousness in arrogating for himself the title Professor of D&D. Stick to Gender Studies, you drooling troon.
Three different posts in ten minutes and that smelly old talentless fart Mentzer can’t even remember his login! You are losing it old man! And you smell like stale urine and poorly wiped butt crack!
When he zonks out at the keyboard his freaky long eyebrow hair logs in and posts.
I blame My Wife’s cat. Damn thing cannnot keeps its paws off my keyboard. I think Kuntz has it under some kind of mind control. Or I’m having trouble with something called a VPN.
He’s suing Gail, Kuntz is. Maybe I ought to sue her too. Recoup my photocopying expenses.
Now, with this lawsuit, Gail’s dark and dirty little secret may finally come out. Better said, her damp and mildewy little secret. She kept all of Gary’s papers — The totality of his life — in the basement. The basement flooded some years ago. Everything ruined. There’s nothing left.
Don’t blame your stink on your wife’s cat, Mentzer, or on her bakery for that matter!
To paraphrase Dickens’s Ebeneezer Scrooge, there’s more of feces than of flour about you!
Hi guys. I shit my pants.
It took me awhile to get it figured out, but the product is now completely in pdf form. Anyone who has purchased this with the .sla cover can receive the revision just by emailing gameguru@polyhedrongames.com. We’re all gamers, so I expect honesty. Please don’t SPAM my box!
This is not from the official Bloobot. And it’s meatloaf night. Again!
Sigh! 🙄
I’m a died-in-the-wool old school gamer, but I wrote and editorial in KotD stressing that we’re all equals as gamers. I’m between a rock and a hard place right now. Ex-wife died in December and I gained custody of my youngest son. I was thrown out of faith and family years ago behind vicious lies told by a disturbingly bi-polar Gramby not on his meds. Granny was the 3rd Vice President of Wells Fargo Bank so all my sons were spoiled and lived as if they were rich. My son had no discipline, was a thief and liar and would do nothing to cooperate. He’s now in a foster home doing much better. I’ve just been rated with a 100% compensation as a disabled vet. Haven’t seen the money yet, don’t have a debit card (partly son’s traits and credit union screw-up), my truck is down and my computer is fried. As soon as I can get access to my funds I’ll contribute to the site for search priveleges and resolve the horrendous backlog in my life. Paladin and Paladinwife promised me a free Gamer’s Bag for promoting their business, but with my crazy life (this is just the tip of the iceberg) and the gaps in my computer knowledge (correcting now) I just feel I haven’t done enough for them to ask. I’ll be back on the scene as soon as I can, but in the meantime can anyone here point me to the post I made calling for help and volunteers for Polyhedracon?
Like I’ve said before, I’m old school all the way, but I’ve advocated in print the equality of all gamers. My life at the moment is in unholy chaos, just on the verge of me being able to enjoy my retirement. If I can keep from being overwhelmed and paralyzed with priorities, I’ll be back with a vengence.
S’alright. Time’s up at library. New computer next week and hopefully, transportation.
if there is such a thing as reincarnation, hopefully ol’ Blooey got a fresh install on life.
Sigh?
Just my luck I’d come back as a damned Yahoo toolbar.
Sigh! 🙄
If you have a Patreon account but don’t post any work, is that stealing? A friend was asking…
Tell Zak, “Yes, it is stealing. It’s in bad faith to do something like that and people who do that deserve to be cancelled.”
It takes gamer dollars away from those of us who have truly marvellous things to create, like My Empyrea, which was going to be the biggest pan-industry project ever, but now languishes in obscurity, like a day old donut in the very back of the display case.
Hi all,
I’ve given the Postal Service 20 years and they’ve just given me a 30-day notice due to medical problems. My Union is about out of ammo, so this might be it. I’m applying for medical retirement and SS disability. I’ll also apply to the VA to increase my service-connected disability rating. The thing is, is that none of these will give me an income for several months. We don’t pay into state programs, so there’s no unemployment insurance for me and I don’t qualify for state disability, either.
Now, many of you know me as a stick-in-the-mud grognard, but this is the biggest unofficial RPG board out there. I won’t run d20, but I’ll play it. I wrote a “Gamer’s Pulpit” article in KoDT #97 decrying the attacks gamers make on each other because of system or genre preference. We’re all gamers.
On to my idea and request. If I can keep gas in my S-10, I was thinking of living Bohemian through the summer, traveling around and attending most of the midwest cons. Once I find out if I really have no paddle. I’ll post a proposed itinerary. Would anyone be willing to help with shelter and an occasional meal?
Before I received this news, I’d scheduled time off for Origins, but haven’t been able to arrange air fare yet. I’m no longer able to punch a clock, but I’m hoping my writing will see me through. I’m not here to ask for cash donations, but it certainly would help. My e-mail is bloodymage@msn.com. My PayPal account is under gstevew@hotmail.com.
Thanks to all.
Steve
Any Females-Girls-Women-Ladies-Wives-Mothers-Daughters-Sisters-Aunts-Nieces on here or that anybody knows of that will Suck My Dick, and then Nuttin’ in Her; Ejaculating several thick Ropes of Sperm-Rich SEMEN down her throat, and fill her Belly up full with a Big Load of CUM?! … And that will spread her legs wide open for Me; let Me Fuck her; and get all up in her Pussy; runnin’ My Dick all up her, into her, and just dig off in that Pussy, nailin’ her, guttin’ her; slayin’ that Bitch! Killing that Pussy; stretching it out and tearing it up; beating it up; ravishing her with merciless Fucking, then also Nuttin’ inside her Pussy too, Ejaculating a big fertile load of High-Sperm-Count Semen in her Vaginal-Canal; Inseminating her – hopefully Impregnatin her! And, bend her over and fuck her in her Ass too; Fuck that Bitch right up in her Asshole; tear her Anus up; tear her a new Asshole! Then, also, Nuttin’ in her Anus too; pumping her Asshole full of Cum!!! Or, can be 50 to 100 years old Great(X4)-Grand-Mother, Married-Wife, Church-Going, Dress-Wearing, morally-conservative, Christian (Catholic, Lutheran, Episcopalian, UU, Orthodox, Methodist, Baptist, Mormon, Jehovah’s Witness, Church-Lady, 70, 75, 80, 85, 90, 95 years old — And I will still Fuck her, in both her Pussy and in her Asshole, and Ejaculate into both too; and have her Sucking My Dick, Nuttin’ in her Mouth and make that Old-Cunt-Bitch swallow ALL My CUM; watching her ingest-consume-digest-internal of My Sperm-Rich SEMEN, filling that Old-Bitch-Cunt’s Belly up full with Big Loads of My CUM!!! My name is JOHN MAY; I AM from Linton, IN; My email address is: Coitus-4-U-Wives@outlook.com & My tel. # is: 18123665836 & feel free to contact Me; give Me a call, text, or email Me, and hook Me up with some Women who need their PUSSY DESTORYED; Gutted; Slain; Killin’ them Bitches; lightin’ them up; nailin’ them; stretching their Pussy and Asshole in-&-out; stretching and battering their insides; making their Pussy and Asshole bleed, and with them crying, weeping, bawling, yelping, moaning, groaning, grunting, gasping, yelling and even screaming, (I love to see and hear them crying!) begging for Me to stop, which I don’t and won’t — I AM jack-hammer Dicking-Down these Bitches; Nailin’ them; Lightin’ them Bitches up!! Fucking them as hard and as fast as I can; Jammin’s and Slammin’ My Dick into them; Jabbin’ and Stabbin’ up inside them with My Dick; Full-Fuck-Throttle; guttin’ them Bitches! Fuck them Cunts to death and back to life again, especially Married-Wives and/or Pregnant Women, and very-old Women 60-100 years of age; as I got them on their hands and knees, naked, and bent over and up-against something, so they can’t resist at all; and with Me on MY knees behind them, and My hands on their hips or having ahold of them by their shoulders (to hold on to and/or to pull forward, to push more forcefully or fast into them, as I AM Fucking them — for Legerage/Torque/Force!) lettin’ them have it; nailin’ them Bitches; gettin’ all up in their Gut, and Fuck that Bitch until she passes out, faints, looses conscious, tearing that Bitches insides; shredding, rearing, stretching, rupturing, Pussy/Asshole; enjoying the infliction of Pain, suffering, torment, agony, sorrow, mournfullness of Females-Girls-Women-Ladies-Mothers-Wives,etc., because they deserve It and they need It; Hittin’ that Pussyhole and/or Asshole from the back ,Doggystyle — with them Bitches gettin’, bein,’ Fucked like a bitch-dog in heat gets Fucked; Killin’ them Bitches, as I AM runnin’ My Dick all up inside their Pussy/Anus; The more they cry and scream, beg and plead, and bleed, the More I light them up; they more they exhibit this, I AM going in for the Kill and to exploit for all that it is worth, for as long as I can; (Not all the Women I Fuck cry and scream, or beg Me stop, or Bleed — But, about 1/3 or better do and have — (I fucked a 40 year old, twice married, having had 3 kids, and made her Pussy bleed — bled like it was a murder scene (I was actually scared for awhile! — and her Pussy bled every time I Fucked her (2 or 3 times a week) — and, so: I try to bring It out of them as much as I can, if I can; if they will or do; and, if I can inflict them, affect them, with pain & strong emotions & feelings, then I will and I want to: I LOVE IT!!! Slayin’ them Bitches; tearing their Pussy and/or Ass up; beating them out the frame; Ravishing them; Brutally, Mercilessly, Relentlessly Fucking them, giving them My best Shot; hopefully making cry and scream, which is what I want to see and hear them do; and to beg and plead for Me to stop; hurting them, guttin’ them; Killin’ that Pussy/Asshole; Slayin’ them Bitches; Making them Bleed: them by that time, I know what and how I AM going to Ravish and Punish them; and doing to/for them, with My complete and concentrated effort, to make them Cry-Weep-Scream, to hurt them; inflict pain and punishment; making their Pussy &/or Asshole bleed, and have them walking funny for a week, or not at all for 2 or 3 days! If I can, I want them to equate It with natural childbirth; with a woman giving birth naturally to a baby, with no medicine, etc. I hope they never forget about Me; much like a Mother giving birth naturally – having a baby by means of natural birth – will not ever forget an experience of such a birth! Here is My phone #, Ladies-Wives-Mothers-Daughters, etc., etc.: 1-812-366-5836; please call, text, or email Me, Anytime: Bitches! LOVE YOU, ALL YOU Females / CUNTS!!!
The great thing about not believing in intellectual property is that I can hate all these people as the crony-government parasites they are. Anyone should be able to publish anything they want, period, and anyone who doesn’t like it and tries to stop them is a criminal who should be physically removed. Including some senile old bitch or any cunt waving his arms about is gayedmark or crappyright. Nobody owns ideas, and anyone who believes they do needs to be gassed or deported, because they’re a dangerous parasite, not a human.