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Okay, I’m Back on Gail Gygax’s Fucking Team

March 7, 2019

This article is a friggin’ hoot. Gail is a legit psycho and I feel for the poor Deputy Fifes up there in Wisco who have to endlessly shoo noisy cats out of her alley and pretend to file reports about sinister imaginary Smoking Men parked out front.

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But I’m back on her team because she’s upfront about not wanting to be around fumbledick Tenkar and his creepy stalking. He’s up to his usual crybaby bullshit, pissing his diaper that the article’s one-sided after he refused to cooperate and took a shit on the reporter. This fat-assed dope is just pissed that he’s not allowed to monetize the links about him in her article.

And Gail’s got beef with Franky Panky! That Wookie-browed son of a bitch actually billed her for photocopies, maybe he’s not lying about being desperate for damn pennies.

I hope Gail has a few more spurious lawsuits left in her quiver and tosses one at Tenkar, one at Frank, and one at whoever keeps booby trapping her garden. I also hope she sticks to her guns with that godawful Gary statue, the one that looks like something a retarded kid would build out of Duplo blocks. It’s exactly what Gary would have wanted.

wtf is this horseshit

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  1. Marvin permalink
    March 7, 2019 9:18 pm

    Ugghh…that guy and his fucking blog where he just shills for free shit non-stop…dude, you’re living large on the taxpayer’s dime with your generous lifetime cop benefits and early retirement. Buy your own fucking games. Can’t stand that fat fuck.

  2. Marvin permalink
    March 7, 2019 9:21 pm

    Also, notoce the weasel phrasing “I don’t recall saying” over on fat boy’s shill-a-thon blog. Not a denial that he said so, ehhhhh? Must be worried there’s corroboration. I’d remember whether I said such stupid shit.

  3. Let me tell you about my character permalink
    March 7, 2019 10:33 pm

    You’ve got to give her props for having brass balls. A pesky little thing like a $30 million lawsuit hanging over her head isn’t going to slow down Yoko from touting Gary’s leftovers. She’s still looking to play Let’s Make a Deal but only if you’re properly qualified. Don’t apply if you don’t have a vagene:

    https://gygaxgames.com/gails-blog/f/looking-for-female-game-devs

    Oh, Saint Gary! You’re just supposed to shtoop the secretary, not marry her.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 6:06 pm

      I have 1000 times more respect for her than any of these osr ass clowns who change a few words, put a new title on the front, & pretned they wrote d&d. Fucking creative geniueses. Fuck em all and their shitty d&d knock off rip off imitation bull shit games. It’s not a magic user, it’s a sorcerer, see? Totally different game! Armor class 0 is bad now! Innovative! They should all be tithing at least 100% of the proceeds from” their ” games to the Gygax estate. And build their own fucking ugly wisconsin statue memorial instead of begging someone else to comply with their desires to have new place to masturbate over elves and dwarfs.

  4. BACLF permalink
    March 7, 2019 11:27 pm

    In hindsight, it looks like Lorraine Williams was the heroine we needed, after all.

  5. Mjollnir permalink
    March 8, 2019 12:07 am

    While it’s true that Tenkar has an absurdly distorted view of his/his blog’s importance (www.tenkarstavern.com/2019/03/psa-your-bartender-has-never-been-paid.html -just read his comments in the replies, and those of the fags like “Jacob Ross” whomst tongue his butthole), shitting on reporters is never the wrong answer.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 6:07 pm

      True but he’s still a selfimportant fat fuck living on the tax payers generous pension and benefits plan. Fuck him all day, all night, and invent a time machine so it goes on forever

  6. Franky Panky permalink
    March 8, 2019 12:19 am

    Harumph: This is the thanks I get for *comforting* her in her time of need. I only did it as a favor to My friend Gary, who changed the world. And because she was the one who got away. Me, Cock-blocked by Kuntz all those years ago so Gary could make his play. Kuntz may have accidently done me a solid. Irony?

    I wonder if Gail has read some of the tripe that this “reporter” has written about Gary. I’m guessing not. Ah, YDIS’s good friend Oakes Spalding took a few moments from his busy schedule of over-populating the world with his children to write several blog posts about her. You’ll have to get past the photos of his take from his day job as cup rattler at a busy intersection near his church.

    Should I use My not inconsiderable scales as a consummate Lady’s Man to seduce this soi-disant reporter Cecilia D’Anastasio? Or just run her over with My new scooter. I’m getting a bull bar installed on it after GaryCon. I’m thinking a nice flat black finish, maybe with some LEDs. Kaskoid says I should go totally chrome. I think chrome would show the smears and stains moreso than flat black. Thoughts?

  7. Frog Gode permalink
    March 8, 2019 2:19 am

    Secretary of the Year has got a surprising amount of bile to waste on a retired rat cop turned armchair kickstarter inspector. But a little sexism spin goes a long way these days (see Theranos). Let’s put Cecilia in touch with Whitman and Skarka too, so she can tell them about this magic vagina get-out-of-jail card.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 6:09 pm

      To be fair the retired fat cop is so worthy of bile, it’s hard to resist spewing some in his direction. Can’t blame her

  8. reason permalink
    March 8, 2019 6:50 am

    This one’s just sad. Gary’s stuff going to lay wrapped up in a situation nobody wins until he’s almost forgotten and half his fans are senile or dead. Erik’s a boor, Gail is out of her depth and probably needs more help than she is willing to take and anybody who tries to act on Gary’s work is pretty easily crushed by the complications or painted as a shill.

    The only enjoyable bit was visions of “cool Gary” swanning around LA in mink hats living large on the strength of his creations (which he may have stole a bit).

    I keep imagining Millhouse Through-the-Looking-Glass saying, “A Seventh Game! Its the Seventh Game of the Seventh Game people! Sourcery!”

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 8, 2019 10:24 am

      Gary never wore mink hats. Beaver was his preferred hat material.

      • Gary Gygax OFFICIAL VERIFIED permalink
        March 8, 2019 7:41 pm

        I never liked beaver I love boy hiney, starting with Kuntz’s boygina back in 75. Frank is still pissed at me because back in the Hollywood days I got us a date with the two Corey’s and gave him Feldman not Haim. Now that was so sweet tight ass that Corey Haim!

  9. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 8, 2019 11:15 am

    Oh man, I was hoping the focus would be on Zak trash for at least 6 months.

    Post any updates on that fuckface here guys, so we don’t miss a single tasty morsel.

  10. Mr.Peephole permalink
    March 8, 2019 1:46 pm

    There’s plenty still going on with Fuckboy. Go read the comments sections on Demonshitty. He is using everything from ” Mandy is a liar” to “your attacking me cuz I’m a Jew.”
    Some of the best egotistical, assholeness you’ll ever see displayed by another human.

    • Mjollnir permalink
      March 9, 2019 1:10 am

      Zak’s personality is actually pretty typical for a Jew.

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 9, 2019 5:20 am

        Also, I want to remind everyone that plans for the All Male, All Gay Fourth Reich are still on track!
        Join the Gay Incel Movement with me, PrinceofNothing and Frog Gode today!
        #gaynazi #doinggay #mangina

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 9, 2019 8:12 am

        ~dissavowels

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        March 9, 2019 11:30 am

        Just please, for Christ’s sake the both of you, DON’T POST ANY MORE OF YOUR GAY NAZI PORN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!
        It’s bad enough having to see that skank Satine pop up in the thread and she does normal people porn!

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 9, 2019 6:31 pm

        The “gay nazi” thing is (or was) commonly heavily promoted by Jews on Gab too, but it’s not as easy to spoof usernames there.

        Real Mjollnir = gay
        Fake Mjollnir = also gay

        know the difference

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 9, 2019 6:51 pm

        The call is coming from INSIDE the house!
        #DoingGay #GayNazi #GayIncel

      • March 10, 2019 4:06 am

        I disavow all of you and take exception to the description of Satine’s revolting obscenities as “normal people porn.”

        I can’t picture anyone unironically being a Nazi and not also wearing a tank top and living in a trailer park. Do either of you guys watch anime?

      • Frog Gode permalink
        March 10, 2019 7:11 am

        ~ still to close to his dark Turbonegro phase, politely declines.

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 10, 2019 3:15 pm

        Prince of Nothing – If you’ll recall the torchlight parade in C’ville at UVA had the coalition of the freaks, and their journalist allies, completely freaked the hell out BECAUSE the polo and khakis clad nazis looked so… normal. Just the suburban white guys next door. Your neighbor might be a neon-nazi.

        The trailer park meme was shown to be the jewish lie that it always was.

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 10, 2019 7:42 pm

        Prince of Nothing – and we had a lot of hardcore gay Nazi anal sex down in Charlottesville that weekend too! Lots of khaki pants balled up on the floors of every motel room in a 20 mile radius! My bunghole is still sore!

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 10, 2019 11:21 pm

        YDIAJ – I’m glad I never entered a real email address to post here.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 9, 2019 10:05 am

      Always found it amusing how he would pretend to be Jewish as a shield when necessary. You know he’s got to be the one who put that “His father is a Jew” line in his Wikipedia page since literally no other article has stuff like that outside the “early years” section. It was his defense against people mad at him for associating himself with neo-Nazis. News flash: no practicing Jew would act or look like the clown. Maybe a Hollywood “Jew when it’s convenient ti claim to be a minority” Jew like so many actors and producers who wouldn’t know Channukah from charupa.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        March 9, 2019 2:09 pm

        From what I know about it is in that community you are only considered a Jew if its from moms side. So Jews would not accept his claims of oy vayishness.

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 9, 2019 11:04 pm

        Zak’s a lying, manipulative narcissist. That’s pretty much the official definition of practicing Judaism

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 10, 2019 4:19 am

        And Zak is definitely not allowed to join our Nazi Gay Incel movement for an all gay all male Fourth Reich!

      • Frog Gode permalink
        March 10, 2019 7:22 am

        Just like most of the OSR, Zak is solidly Gen-X of mindframe and idiosyncrasies. Our dear Millenials (who will inherit the Earth, bless their little Khmer Rouge hearts) certainly don’t see jewishness as a positive feature.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        March 10, 2019 1:01 pm

        So which of you is Ilhan Omar IRL?

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 10, 2019 4:57 pm

        The simple fact that Zak put “His father is a Jew” into his Wikipedia is evidence that everyone understands that Jews are an enormously privileged class in America.

        When a person representing supposedly the most oppressed groups in the world (female, immigrant, Moslem, Black) even mentioned AIPAC and thus Jewish lobbying, just look at how EVERYONE came down on her like a ton of bricks.

        The poor Jewish billionaires who control the US government through proxies are the REAL oppressed and endangered minority.



      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 10, 2019 6:48 pm

        YDIS confirmed as the real Jew spoofing my posts. The links I posted were to “Boners” by The Sassy Bottom Boys (look it up). The post had to “await moderation” because vid links, and the gay shit above is the results.

      • March 11, 2019 8:46 am

        I’m a Double-Secret Probationary Jew but I look 100% goy, your worst nightmare. I have reported your IP address to the Global Zionist Domination Council, they will dispatch a Circumcision Enforcement Agent to your location shortly.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        March 10, 2019 7:48 pm

        Okay I see what’s going on here. Nazi Mjollnir is Zak S, and Gay Nazi Mjollnir is one of Zak’s “friends” at his apartment using his computer because old shit for brains with a mohawk forgets to log out of his YDIS account.
        Mystery solved. Zak S: Fake Jew, Fake Nazi.

      • An amused bystander, definitely NOT Franky Panky permalink
        March 11, 2019 10:18 am

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 9, 2019 1:46 pm

      Satine’s BDSM and fetish porn is “normal people porn” to you? TMI, Arneson, TMI. Then again, any info about you, who rests uneasily inside the soggy cardboard walls of your pauper’s coffin, is too much. If you only had a lick of smarts, you’d have been rich. But no, you were a moron. Nobody cares about you Arneson, except that lot at Murky Hills or whatever the place is. Oh, and Kuntz, who is squeezing a few tens of dollars with that *book* he wrote about you.

      DemonSquatty Patreon has reached a plateau at 44/$137. Who are these 44 chumps anyway?

      • March 11, 2019 10:10 am

        43 133 now, slow decline. What is the status of DS actually?

      • March 12, 2019 10:05 am

        134, 177. A big new doner arrives! The start of the Zakaissance, or merely some financial legerdermain, or as we call it in dutch, “een cigaar uit eigen doos?”

      • Franky Panky permalink
        March 12, 2019 10:39 pm

        Ah My fellow Prince. You know I have incontinence issues, among many,many other medical maladies, and yet you post that Duutch. I’m not sure Z wants to crap out a cigar from his ass. At least that is what Google translate says it says.

        Well at least I got a good laugh. And had to change My Depends®. I took it as an opportunity to treat Myself like the royalty that I am and have a session with My new sitzbath. It has some sort of aroma-therapy attachment. Lavender this time. Happiness is truly a wet and warm and squeaky clean tushy. Calgon, take me away!

      • March 13, 2019 12:09 pm

        While it is good to finally have one’s claim acknowledged by a member of Gary’s Court, albeit it only a scatologically obsessed and obviously drunk avatar, I should have accounted for the existence of Bill Clinton when I posted that sentence. You may inflict any appropriate punitive rapes demanded by the American legal system on the official representative of the all-male, all-gay fourth reich Mjollnir.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 16, 2019 9:20 am

        42, 174, slowly, like the glaciers of a past Ice Age his edifice crumbles.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 1, 2019 3:16 pm

        39, 168. A slow but steady decline in backers, but one mystery resubscribed. Curiouser.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 4, 2019 11:27 am

        38, 167. And still he falls. I am curious whether the Mandycaust coincided with the darkening of Google Plus by intent rather then coincidence so as to limit his ability to spread his fell rede to the rest of the OSR.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 6:16 pm

      I love his desperate attempts to appeal to the few who might still give a shit whether he’s forever fucked and his childlike separation of everyyhing into good/bad true/ false as if he can’t fathom nuance. And best of all he thibks he’s a “good person” ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh and the reference to jews is just such a hilarious and desperste move ….yes it’s just like antisemitism to believe the worst about a dopy manchild who has displayed ex-Zack-tly the sort of behaviour and demeanour that you’d expect from a sociopath or other wise mentslly ill autistic fucker

  11. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 8, 2019 1:58 pm

    Hoo boy, the guy in charge of that kickstarted probably dislocated an eyeball rolling it when seeing Zako going into his “question everything – but me” schtick with people who gave him money. Zakdick could have done a couple of sentences “I deny the allegations” basically, but he’s gotta do his autistic thang.

    I remember Raggi making an entire post years ago “Zak Smith is scary smart” and praised his ability to argue. what a fucking joke.

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      March 8, 2019 2:49 pm

      That’s because Zak’s whole strategy for winning arguments is to say “I’m right, always. If you doubt that then you have to prove it beyond a reasonable doubt. But I’m still allowed to do all kinds of spurious shit.” Raggi is definitely not the smartest tool in the box. The fact that he worships all these edgelord psuedo-intellectuals like Peterson and whatever flavor-of-the-month-borderline-fascist-“free-thinker”-with-a-youtube-channel would mean yes, he thinks Zak is scary smart. Fuckin idiot.

      The best thing is that Zak doesn’t know that by following his old methods he’s just proving everyone right. Defending yourself from accusations of sexual and psychological abuse isn’t winning an argument on the internet.

      But FUCK YEAH GAIL GYGAX. Saw that huge as article this morning and nearly shit my pants.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        March 8, 2019 5:57 pm

        Recovering Retard, if you are out there somewhere, we could use an illustration of Zak dressed as R Kelly.

      • March 11, 2019 6:56 pm

        Jordan Peterson is an actual intellectual, the real deal. Acknowledging Peterson’s greatest is what separates individualism from SJW bullshit, or my za’akier bullshit.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 13, 2019 4:29 pm

        Right. If you do not submit to the Jordan Peterson is Great cult, then you are by definition an SJW.

        You don’t even have a clue how fucking stupid that is, do you Vengie? Maybe reasoning mechanisms do not exist in zakier brains. So maybe it is not your fault you are bleating alt-right tropes as Tarnowski feeds them to you, hoss.

        Do you actually do any gaming anymore, or just crank out digital turds and expel gas with Pundejo and that dude with the gay cowboy hat?

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 15, 2019 12:09 pm

        @Venger ask for specific examples of Peterson lying, bring up your gaming tally as rhetorical ammunition, then go on the offensive by demanding positive role-models above suspicion.

        If you lose, claim you are jewish, accuse your opponent of lies and get into an abusive relationship with a bipolar woman for 10 years.

        Good luck pilot.

  12. Let me tell you about my character permalink
    March 8, 2019 9:25 pm

    I’m not sure what DeSanto is doing at G-con this weekend, but I’ll bet the conversation went something like this:

    Somebody: Hey Luke, did you hear some Hollywood guy named Santa-something-or-other is suing The Widow Gygax ™ for 30 million simolions? Can you believe it?

    Melfie: (coffee spit take) 30 MIL !?!? Make that man a Guest Of Honor, stat! With two tickets to the Grand Nerdlinger’s Ball!

  13. FEAR OF THE ALT-RIGHT GAY INCEL MOVEMENT permalink
    March 9, 2019 5:24 am

    What’s the status on plastic silverware at Gary Con this year? Did that guy ever get his fork form like what six years ago?

  14. Marvin permalink
    March 9, 2019 10:12 am

    1. Why do nerds think they’re entitled to see Gary’s stuff? It belongs to Gail so too bad.
    2. Why so nerds think it’s worth seeing? His only even barely worthwhile products we have seen: OD&D and AD&D. Every thing else he ever had a hand in that saw light of day sucked. Why would his unpublished work be any better? It’s unpublished for a reason. Had it been even halfway decent it would have been milked dry for $$$ while he lived.
    3. Who the fuck gives a shit about the stupid-ass memorial? Only a total loser would drive or fly to Wisconsin for ANYTHING, let alone a hideous statue. You’re going to look at it for 5 minutes and then do what in Wisconsin? Eat some cheese and wish you were in a state that doesn’t suck the life out of you so hard that you have to pretend to be a dragon-slaying dwarf to escape your cruel numbing reality?
    4. For all the nerds who gave her money: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, a fool and his money, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      March 9, 2019 11:26 am

      Gary’s IP has very little value anymore. Certainly not the value Gail thinks it has based on the 1980s heyday when the little gold (piece) digger broke up Gary’s family and stole the first Mrs. G’s husband, thinking her ship had finally come in. Only a handful of elderly gamers like Tenkar Turdmouth want to see it, and they will all be senile or dead soon. Kids today are throwing literally millions of dollars at Matt Coleville and Critical Hit, not Castle Zygag or whatever Franky Panky’s Depends undergarment load of a setting is called. Their ship hasn’t come in, it has long sailed into the distant horizon.

      And if Gary Gygax were still around today, he’d already be #metoo-ed right out of the gaming business forever like Franky Panky and the Zak Attack.

    • March 11, 2019 7:11 pm

      Hey, I’m in Wisconsin! That’s reason enough to visit… or fucking stick around. Plus, we have the cold weather.

      • Marvin permalink
        March 13, 2019 6:19 pm

        All that tells me is yoi need to sell more books so yoi can afford to get the fuck out of the midwest

        By the way, i actually dig your spirit and enjoy your louche and sexy sleazy schtick

  15. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    March 9, 2019 11:23 am

    Looks like Zak’s Wikipedia is going to be OK. How does it work? Can Zak do what he wants with it? Because most well known abusers have entries saying so.

    Who is this Varrick Robinson he claims to have dated? Looking up that name on Facebook just shows black dudes.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 9, 2019 11:49 am

      Told you he wasn’t straight. Or white. Or Jewish. Or talented. Or smart.

  16. Gayle King, Oprah's BFF permalink
    March 9, 2019 3:40 pm

    Hi there, nerds and losers. This is Gayle King, Oprah’s BFF. I just did that highly watched interview with serial abuser and pedophile R. Kelly.

    To answer your question: No, I will NOT be doing a similar interview with Zak Smith now or ever. To be bluntly honest, NOBODY has ever heard of that motherfucker! We don’t just put any old loser on television! America don’t give a shit about some overaged LALALand loser with a mowhawk! As my best friend in the world (no lesbo) Oprah Winfrey would say, AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!

    People have heard of R. Kelly. People know who Bill Cosby and Kevin Spacey are. Ain’t nobody ever heard of some loser named Zak Smith Sabbath or whatever the fuck. Bitch wrote and edits his own Wikipedia article for fuck’s sake!

    Sincerey,
    Gail King
    Successful Pop Culture Personality, unlike Zak Smith

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 10, 2019 1:15 pm

      Greetings, Gayle.

      First, congratulations on the success of the R. Kelly interview. It’s taken the pop culture by storm.

      An Offer:
      I wrote the best selling version of D&D of all time, the boxed sets & booklets. I am also known as the Prince of the OSR. A heady title I know, but it befits Me, someone who is a very, very important person in the RPG world. I am currently enmeshed in a few scandals, some sexual, too.
      If you’re interested, I’d be happy to sit down with you for an interview, and even run one or more D&D games for you and the crew, staff etc., at no charge (off-set), set in My exciting and legendary Milieu Empyrea.

      An Expansion:
      If there is further interest I could bring along my friends and business partners Tim Kask and James Ward. They too have led colorful lives. The three of us together, the fans would love it, and social media would reflect it. Kaskoid and I could take care of any pesky stalkers a beautiful woman like you must have. We are working on a ‘bumper car’ maneuver whereby Kaskoid and I approach the target from different directions and ram into them simultaneously, *compressing* them between our bull bars.

      I’m 68, semi-retired, not looking for work, and have a whole host of medical conditions– but fortunately Erectile Disfunction is not one of them, so if you and Oprah are “into it” The three of us could have a lot of fun, adult fun 😉 😉 off-set too.

      Thanks for your time.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        March 10, 2019 1:22 pm

        Another thing: Don’t worry about your cats. I never rub them the wrong way.

        Finally: My mobility scooter vibrates. I’m finding that chicks really dig that. GaryCon has proved a bountiful ‘hunting ground’. So many ladies wanting to *console* Me over the loss of My GoH status. As a gentleman, I can hardly refuse them.

      • Gayle King, Oprah's BFF (NO LESBO) permalink
        March 12, 2019 5:27 pm

        Mr. Panky, if you are here to deliver some bakery goods or something or clean the toilets, could you please use the servants entrance around back? Thank you.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        March 12, 2019 10:42 pm

        Greetings again, Gayle.

        If you like anal, no need to be coy about it. Just come out at say it. I have no problem with entering through the back door 😉 😉

  17. Stedman Graham permalink
    March 10, 2019 2:36 pm

    Yo, Frank, this is Stedman, Oprahs long time spiritual partner and pussy-macker supreme.

    We may not be married, but she be my woman and I don’t appreciate you talking about her like that (talk how you want about Gayle; she’s a monkey spunk eating cunt) you fat, white, Granpa Munster-looking mutherfucker.

    So you famous for writing some gay-ass game for white, broke retards? Where you pretend to be some fucking loser Bilbo Baggins Legolas Sprite drinking faggot? Yeah, good for you. I fuck O’s fat stanky ass for a living, and that takes more balls (and strong gag suppression skills) than a dork bitch like you ever will have.

    If I find out you are at one of these mutherfucking faggot Bilbo elf ears festivals, Ima show up and put my Bruno Magli dead in your shit stank ass crack, you fucking nerd bitch.

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 10, 2019 3:27 pm

      Greetings, Stedman.

      By all means, do attend a convention, and bring Oprah, and that delicious Gayle too. I’m certain the 4 of us could work something mutually pleasurable out. I have a few *friends* at the Con that would love 😉 😉 to meet you. If you like fucking fat stanky ass, a Gaming Convention will be heaven for you. Those events abound with ‘fat stanky ass’. You won’t walk comfortably, or urinate pain-free, for days afterwards. But it’ll be a good kind of pain. I’m certain you, a man of the world, understands. I can even pass you some of My sloppy seconds to get you started. Pro-tip: don’t turn on the lights.

  18. Stedman Graham permalink
    March 10, 2019 8:21 pm

    You’re a respectful white man, Granpa Munster, so maybe I can work with you. Honestly, I mostly only ever grew up around white folk, jewboys and such, so its doable (wait, you aren’t a jew like the real Gramps Munster, are you?).

    I hit on the idea for a magazine for old white tabletop gamers. Capture the current aging nerd popularity like lightning in a Colt 45 bottle; (“it works every time”). We can call it “F” and it’ll be great.

    Put you on the 1st issue cover, that pic with the fucked up white eyebrow hair going up your bitch face like Gandalf summoned it. It’ll be written for children and Frenchies and Chinks and retards to understand like your D&D thang. Articles on old fat fucks and how they navigate throngs of idiots at conventions, new models of fatass scooters, and you can host and edit reader sexy letter sections about how they scored with fugly white gamer bitches (is that Satine Phoenix bitch white, Mexican, Mongoloid, or what?) in they hotel rooms.

    Think about it, but in the meantime prove I can trust you. Tell me about the people of color you hired at your old white bread bakeries.

    I gots the big Oprah Bucks(tm) so lets talk mutherfucker!

    Steds.

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 10, 2019 10:28 pm

      I live in the Great State of Wisconsin. I haven’t hired any PoCs because there are no people of color living in Wisconsin. Just a few Italians and Poles who live in Milwaukee. Maybe a few Irish near Menomonee. My bakeries, well, We don’t bake much white bread in them so you really oughty not call them white bread bakeries. It will confuse people. People buy their white bread at the grocery store. They come to Us for more exotic fare– and sometimes erotic fare. You should see how well Mrs. Panky can decorate a penis cake. Almost as well as she can *eat* one 😉 😉 We also specialize in pie crust cookies.

      Oh, another pro-tip. Never take a ‘Con Crush’ back to your own hotel room. Get down to business elsewhere. A utility closet, or their room if you plan on taking your time.

      Any magazine I involve Myself with must of course provide very favorable coverage of the biggest pan-industry project ever, My Empyrea. It’s even better than Greyhawk, and certainly less perverted than Forgotten Realms, the D&D equivalent of V.D. It’s creator has probably had just about every kind of V.D. there is. You live in California, so you’ve met people like that.

      • Marvin permalink
        March 13, 2019 6:22 pm

        There’s also a great state with the same name as the shitty midwestern one???????

  19. Mandy’s Expeditious Retreat (...back to Canada) permalink
    March 10, 2019 8:40 pm

    https://imgflip.com/i/2vq4o3

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 10, 2019 10:42 pm

      Point of Correction: Gary kept his scribblings in loose leaf binders which he stored not in she boxes but rather in baskets, old bushel baskets that he routinely ‘borrowed’ from a nearby orchard. Something about being a Jehovah’s Witness. His basement always smelled faintly of rotting peaches. Unless Mornard had been around. Then the place stank of onions for days afterwards. I always thought Gary was anolfactic. It’s the only way to explain how he could endure the presence of some of those early D&D players.

  20. Dani Jang permalink
    March 11, 2019 2:00 pm

    I will have Demon City. And read it through and play the game. And hope dtrpg will rescind about their disassociation with your works, Zak. I know you are known for douchebaggery to some, but this game and other people putting distance from you has nothing to do with this poor conceived scandal. Art for art sake, I’ll read it and evaluate it, just like I have been with your past games.

    Seeing awful lot of evidence that Zak provides unto this time(including handful of witnesses) and no further follow-up evidence or words from Mandy. What damage is done can’t be recovered. It’s really easy to bring a person down but hard to prove one’s innocence. Regardless of truth of the matter, with what ulterior motive Mandy had, she achieved her goal.

  21. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    March 11, 2019 2:02 pm

    Of course she didn’t–Demon City will come out and will be the finest horror RPG ever made, and other projects are still moving along.

    There’s only so long such a paper-thin accusation can stand, even in RPGland.

    Z

  22. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    March 11, 2019 3:02 pm

    He literally said that in the kickstarter comments? “Demon City will come out and will be the finest horror RPG ever made” The fun never ends.

  23. Z collaborator permalink
    March 11, 2019 6:53 pm

    I’m not “known for douchbaggery”.

    Bros, Demon City kickstarter is proceeding as planned. Demon City Patreon goes up to 44 backers and $177. Score one for the good guys, Bros. Zak is coming back. There is no way to rid the OSR of me. I’m like a securely affixed, large tapeworm in the OSR’s colon. Mingy, Mandy, may have pulled a few segments off of the body, and the OSR shat them out, but the head remained. I’m regrowing those segments now.

    Soon, I will be larger than ever. All those people that abandoned me are going to regret it.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 6:23 pm

      Ha ha ha ha hillarious that’s pretty much Alllll he’s known for

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 11, 2019 10:55 pm

      Tenkar. Punked him. The biscuit-head. In the bakery world, that is a mortal insult.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 12, 2019 3:47 pm

        Genius. Tenkar is gullible and borderline retarded. Like all NYPD.

      • Marvin permalink
        March 13, 2019 6:30 pm

        Too fucking stupid to recognize the dates and location and too lazy to click a link and learn before making an ass of himself. Sounds about right for new yorks finest

    • March 12, 2019 9:42 am

      Damn. Bloodymage would have been PERFECT for the job 😥

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 12, 2019 3:46 pm

        I know, right?
        I have all the feelings right now 😥
        ~vibes

      • bloodymage permalink
        March 25, 2019 8:05 pm

        That’s a feather in my cap I don’t need.

  24. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 11, 2019 7:37 pm

    I just had an evil thought… Gail should turn all of Gary’s old material over to Ken Whitman.

    Hear the lamentations of the grognards!

    • March 12, 2019 8:08 am

      I have not heard of Ken Whitman. Is he related to those Whitmans who produce the chocolate sampler boxes? I don’t think chocolate people know much about Gary or his legacy. Their chocolate is not very good either.

      I’ve been in contact with a charming fellow named Gareth-Michael Skarka. He assures me that he can develop Gary’s material in a way that does justice to Gary’s legacy. He says kickstarter is the way to do it. I’m not sure about him. That hyphenated first name seems too “Hollywood” to me. I don’t trust Hollywood people.

  25. March 11, 2019 8:30 pm

    Coming on Halloween 2019 – Zakcon

    Where: The Stardust Motel on East Sunset Blvd. Make your reservations early. Hourly rates available. Please note: hotel has no ice machine. Ice and continental (mention the con for a large coffee and donut for a buck fifty) breakfast next door at 7-11. Meals available at Jose’s Tacos down the block. Mention the con for free churro with any 10 dollar purchase.

    Volunteers wanted. All positions are for security – its a pretty rough area.

    Schedule:

    (Please note: as there is no conference rooms no gaming will be available)

    Sat

    10AM: Panel – circular logic and arguing.
    12PM: Panel – online svengaliism and stalking 101
    2PM to 230PM: Zak Sabbath porno scene marathon
    4PM to 8PM: TBD
    9PM: Charlotte Stokley con-wide bukkake (additional fee required).

    Sun

    Nothing. This is a one day con.

    • Mandy’s Expeditious Retreat (...back to Canada) permalink
      March 12, 2019 9:23 am

      Count me in!

      I’ve already prepped my “Raggi the Last” cosplay. It was a cinch; all I needed was a lumpy pillow, a mop head, and a checking overdraft notice paired with a letter disowning Zak. (I cleverly sprinkled droplets of water over the latter to simulate tear stains!)

    • Z-Con permalink
      March 12, 2019 10:31 pm

      EDIT: First three registrants receive $20 off a nipple piercing at High Voltage Tattoo [valid Tuesdays and Thursdays only, 9-10 AM.]

  26. March 11, 2019 10:53 pm

    So if you’re reading this, there’s a good chance that you already know that I was a consultant on D&D 5e.

    But you might not realize that I’ve consulted on multiple other RPG products. Clearly smaller ones than 5e, but within a variety of ranges. From important products by known designers to start-up OSR products by small press publishers, including first-timers.

    Among these, I’ve Consulted on Raiders of R’lyeh, Corporia, and Adventures Dark & Deep.

    Anyways, if you’re looking for help in working out the design or smoothing out the kinks in your RPG product, and would like to hire me, get in touch!

    It is important that people know I consulted on D&D 5e. And that I have emails, very sensitive emails, from Mike Mearls. I want my credit back. Damn that Zak Smith. Unless he needs a consultant for Demon City. Call me Zak. We can work something out.

    RPGPundit

    Currently Smoking: My cat’s catnip mixed with some dried oregano. Designer pipe tobacco is expensive.

  27. Dani Jang permalink
    March 12, 2019 9:52 am

    Funny thing is, your logic of black and white thinking will just put you on a same spot later in life again. I don’t know, your sense of veracity and stubbornness might be just enough to keep you going, even without allies from this community to stand up with you. Enough of this stupid rhetoric from me. Deliver this horrific tales of demon city as you promised. And at least come up with ways to put your product up on dtrpg again, please. That is a huge let down for digital readers, and PODs.

    But still you have to keep list of enemies short, Zak. All this drama was like a snake charming. Your distress called out your rivals and “people not in good faith” out of a basket to gnaw at you.

  28. March 12, 2019 9:57 am

    You have no idea what my life will be like. But it’s irrelevant: I have to do the right thing regardless fo the consequences.

    As for dtrpg: you want it, you must fight for it–write to stevew AT onebookshelf.com .

    Let them gnaw. The more bad people that reveal themselves over this, the safer future fans and creators will be when they’re all forced to apologize or be deplatformed.

    Anyone even dreaming of supporting this shit should raise their hand now so everyone knows who to avoid.

    • March 12, 2019 10:08 am

      Coming this summer, Zak Attack 2: This Time it’s personal. Rated A for Autism.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 13, 2019 4:35 pm

        Asian babe: “What ‘expendable’ mean, Zakbo?”

        Zak (as Himself): “It’s like being king of the party, for a while. Then you get accused of rape or something by a bunch of liars. You get tossed out, and the party moves on. And nobody seems to care…

        …but I’ve kept all the receipts.

        Applecline…I’m coming for you…”

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 14, 2019 10:49 am

        “Let them gnaw. The more bad people that reveal themselves over this, the safer future fans and creators will be when they’re all forced to apologize or be deplatformed.

        Anyone even dreaming of supporting this shit should raise their hand now so everyone knows who to avoid.”

  29. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 12, 2019 2:08 pm

    Zak going back and forth with that Korean (or whatever) weirdo reminds me of when Blooeymage held discourse with Russian spambots. It’s so awesome. Currently the idiots only “platform” is the Kickstarter discussion where only one or two sad shits are willing to acknowledge him.

    The guy in charge of it must be just trying to get it all done with so he can wash his hands of it all. If he had any fucking balls he’d chime in “Zak, please, this is going ahead as originally planned. Please, lets leave well enough alone and not damage it any more. You have a fucking blog to blow your cheesy loads on.”

    I get the feeling Jizzhead is ultimately going to settle for a small handful of sycophants, all speaking in hushed tones about his eventual triumphant return like Voldemort’s Death eaters.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      March 12, 2019 3:17 pm

      Zpastic is sperging Out like always. Must have blown the last of his patreon money on crank and is living large typing out his usual arguments we’ve seen for years now to the only person that will even acknowledge Zpastic exists anymore in his underwear while the dirty dishes are STILL in the fucking sink where Man-Dee left them when she told Zpastic to fuck off. Then there’s the laundry, Zpastic hasn’t made a trip to the laundromat either. Zpastic just keeps recycling the shit smelling clothes he thinks are ‘punk’. Laundry piled up, dirty dishes, Chinese take out cartons overflowing from the trash because he can’t be bothered to take the trash out because he must prove he’s ‘right’ only there’s no forum that will have his lame ass anymore. Of course it’s been this pathetic for years now only this final proof of what a complete fuck he is really puts things in perspective.

  30. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    March 12, 2019 3:09 pm

    Looks like shithead is convinced that he will be vindicated and welcomed back as the enfant-terrible golden prince of rpg design.

    A possible angle no one has considered: Mandy is in on it. And so are the other girls. It’s all a plot to elevated him to messiah status…

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      March 12, 2019 3:43 pm

      His ‘career’ in gaming is over. Ragu the Last is probably over as well due to collateral damage for enabling Zpastic for years. Oh how the edgelards hath fawwen.

    • March 12, 2019 4:13 pm

      Much as I like myself a good conspiracy theory, I don’t think that works out. Even the implication sans proof has already had a direct financial impact, there’s possible extra damage to his main publisher (like, say, Kowolski pulling out), the kickstarter, any future projects anyone undertakes and there’s always the possibility Drivethru is just going to uphold the Zak ban, even if Mandy just remains silent and doesn’t start dumping his personal tweets in a counter-attack.

      I guess if Mandy immediately comes out with a confession of how it was all bullshit and all of the other pronstars confess it was nonsense too (for whatever value of nonsense you can find, I thought fake-boob-birthday-elf confession was positively useless to begin with) I’d consider it but it would be damn dumb. The mere accusation cut his support to below half. Right now its hovering just below half, with a large amount from a single supporter. I’d keep track of his Patreon as a barometer for his support, keeping in mind it started at 400 dollars and about a hundred backers, so he lost about half of his total support. Demon City is going to perform shittily and might not be available for sale on drivethu (if I understand the ban?). If its a scheme, its a remarkably dull one. There have been some shenanigans going on with Lotfp and I’d take with a grain of salt everything those guys say and do about being under attack but a conspiracy on this scale needs to be worth the risk.

      It’s going to be interesting to see if people threw him under the bus because they believed the charges, or simply because it was a convenient excuse.

  31. March 12, 2019 3:44 pm

    It’s not true, relevant or meaningful to say

    “this talk about Zak will go no where Zak has his view.. others got there own.”

    The truth is 100% knowable and anyone who cares can find out easily:

    The witnesses are available to talk to, and will answer emails and take phone calls from anyone including backers. They will all tell a completely consistent story, even corroborating details I know nothing about bc they all witnessed the same thing. There is also LOTS more corroborating written evidence for anyone who want that.

    So there can only be 3 groups of people:

    -People who investigated and know the accusations are bullshit

    -People who don’t care and so have said nothing

    -People who still believe the accusations are valid because they haven’t talked to the witnesses or investigated and so must be dismissed by everyone because they haven’t lifted a finger to back up what they’ve said.

    That means there’s a LOT to do and find out for anyone who isn’t 100% open and vocal about the accusations being false.

    If you want Demon City widely available or more things like it, all of this is still _very_ relevant and definitely “going somewhere”. Pretending this has boiled down to a “he said/she said” is simply not true.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 12, 2019 7:14 pm

      Hand raised eagerly…if only because none of gour chicks are top shelf pussy. Sad, man

    • Reason permalink
      March 12, 2019 7:19 pm

      I love how he’s still trying to dictate how you can & must think; “there can only be 3 groups of people…”- he’s so masterful at setting up false binary positions that he’s create a false trinary!

      Actually, Zak, there are a multitude of ways to think… He’s very conveniently left off the most obvious alternate position of people who have read enough and think he’s full of shit, a manipulative, self serving & consistently deceitful & duplicitous in his past & current dealings.

      And he’s really asking people to ring witnesses?

      Is Zac preparing to impersonate Mandy’s dad on the phone, Ferris Bueller style?

  32. Mike Evans permalink
    March 12, 2019 3:50 pm

    I understand that there are many questions, opinions, observations, testimonies, and emotions surrounding this entire ordeal, but this Kickstarter and its community page are about the product, Demon City and its fulfillment. I encourage anyone wishing to continue discussion of this topic to utilize a different vehicle (be it Facebook, Kickstarter Private Messages, Twitter, Discord, etc.). Please try to keep all discussion on this site related to Demon City and its development.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      March 12, 2019 5:47 pm

      Good luck shutting the Zakattack down! He’s already gone full retard and has no intention of stopping until the meth runs out and he collapses in his skid marked undies in a withdrawal coma.

  33. Mandy’s Expeditious Retreat (...back to Canada) permalink
    March 12, 2019 9:03 pm

    http://tao-dnd.blogspot.com/2019/03/the-peanut-gallery.html?m=1

    Here we’ve got Alexis outright admitting he just writes political screeds and shitposts about other ArrPeeGee bloggers in order to drive traffic to his own blog, apparently for the lofty purpose of making up for the relative lack of attention paid to his erudite posts on proper gaming technique (which, for obvious reasons, no one gives a shit about).

    He fails, however, to actually explain how attracting the leering gaze of such learned and handsome trolls as ourselves would contribute at all to his oft-proclaimed goal of D&D re-education. I can only surmise that seeing any hits at all on his blog makes poor Lexi feel better, given that his loyal following consists of a handful of sad, Stockholm-syndrome mopes that he must constantly cajole and guilt-trip into throwing him a few more coppers.

    It seems this all started because Alexis took a swipe at noisms for having the audacity to utter such heresy as “do whatever works for your group” or some such platitude. Naturally, noisms bristled at such ungentlemanly treatment from the gun-totin’, fist-wavin’ Canadian and responded with his own piss-takes, including these observations in the comments:

    “He is one of those people who it’s probably more appropriate to pity than get angry with. I used to read his blog way back in the day but quickly realised it’s not worth getting into a discussion with him – any such discussion is just an opportunity for him to puff up his ego”

    “He uses his blog and its comments essentially to try to inflate his (presumably very low) standing in life, which isn’t entirely unusual.”

    Naw, not our Sexy Lexi! Say it ain’t so!

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      March 12, 2019 10:09 pm

      Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 4:21 pm

      Who the fucks alexis?

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 13, 2019 4:46 pm

        This is a prime illustration of “ignorance is bliss.”

        But if you must know, this picture will tell you.

        https://yourdungeonissuck.wordpress.com/2013/10/21/alexis-d-smolensk-author-of-petes-garage/

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 14, 2019 9:07 pm

        All you have to know about Alexis Smolensk aka Tao of D&D:

        1. Pseudointellectual blowhard
        2. IT COUNTS THE HEXES ON THE MAP!
        3. Hir game sounds DULL. AS. FUCK. (you will be tracking shit like cereal production per hex or some dull nonsense before you ever get into a dungeon)
        4. Thinks they are a “professor”. A D&D “professor”!
        5. Sad Reality: sweaty fry cook who can’t keep a job
        6. Author of Pete’s Garage, a pseudointellectual journey into transwomanhood or something.
        7. DEM TITTIES! (has owned this illustration on hir Tao blog as being an accurate portrayal and official portrait)

      • Mandy’s Expeditious Retreat (...back to Canada) permalink
        March 15, 2019 7:14 am

        Alexis, much like Zak, is one of those guys that, through his self-righteous screeds and condescending, contemptuous comments toward his fans and detractors alike, behaves in a manner that would be utterly unacceptable in any real world, polite society. Simply put, no one with any self-respect would tolerate the behavior he proudly displays for any length of time if they met in person.

        Meanwhile, he repeatedly fantasizes about having the technology to punch someone through his computer screen, apparently not realizing that if such technology were to exist, he would be one of the very first to explode in a shower of gore after immediately being the recipient of a barrage of blows that would put a Fist of the North Star villain to shame.

        Digging a little deeper, Alexis is your classic thumb-up-his-ass, self-proclaimed sage who possibly possesses a wealth of idle knowledge that is broad but shallow (at least if his claims are to be believed). While there is nothing wrong with varied interests and knowledge for its own sake, Alexis is the type that is bitter and resentful of the fact that the world does not see fit to provide him with renown and a comfortable living for his useless dabbling. Unfortunately, his personality and inability to apply himself to anything but elfgames and his vanity blog has left him forever denied the kind of academic sinecure he so desperately covets.

        To cushion his bloated ego while he flips burgers, writes copy for Halloween costumes, and mooches off his kid, he holds court on his carefully policed blog where he takes the only thing he has studied with any depth, D&D, and tries to make RPGs out to be some kind of meticulous science that should not even be attempted without a firm grasp of
        sociology, anthropology, geography, geopolitics, drama, business, and elaborate rules for nautical navigation and trading commodities (among other things, at least according to his latest vitriolic post).

        His only fans are a few sadsacks who apparently think so little of themselves that they dutifully pop in just long enough to pat him on the back and admit what inferior DMs they are, thanking him for the privilege of being belittled.

        There, that’s Alexis Tao in a nutshell.

      • March 15, 2019 7:23 am

        Okay, but where do the pirate rape fantasies fit in?

      • Mandy’s Expeditious Retreat (...back to Canada) permalink
        March 15, 2019 10:48 am

        As for the pirate rape fantasies……yeah, I got nothin’. Maybe expressing the side of him not content with just the “cuddling” he always mentions.

        Probably don’t wanna dig that deep. “Gaze too long into the abyss…” and all that…

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 15, 2019 5:02 pm

        8. Pirate Beach Rape = THIS IS ME LOVING YOU!

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 6:35 pm

      That guy thinks peanuts are expensive??? Ha ha ha ha ha ha what a dumb fuck

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 14, 2019 9:14 pm

        Find the story on his Tao Shitty D&D blog of the time he fell down the stairs at work and his coworkers in the kitchen just stepped over him. Very telling and a hoot to boot!

    • March 15, 2019 7:54 am

      Yes, Cory, but it is perfectly clear that he [Frank Mentzer] does not believe himself to be at any real fault. And the outpouring of support on the net from some quarters indicates that he could count on supporters wherever he goes. So the “be treated like a criminal” excuse doesn’t wash.

      Tenkar has it right. He’d be treated like “a normal person.” That’s the cred he can’t bear. He doesn’t see that it’s his responsibility at this point to clean himself up, 68 or not, GO, be sociable and friendly, have no expectations, mend fences and let time solve everything.

      Instead, he wants to fume like a lord in his castle, demanding his privileged rights as though the rest of us are no more than his subjects, whether we like him or not.

      He did personally apologize to me for his behaviour, when I asked him. There is some level of contrition to the man.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        March 15, 2019 7:58 am

        Lies. I never apologized to him. I’ve never met him. He’s a Canadian peasant. I would never even associate with his ilk, let alone apologize. If I did meet him, I’d run him over.

      • Mandy’s Expeditious Retreat (...back to Canada) permalink
        March 15, 2019 10:52 am

        Frank, you might want to invest in a few more scooter upgrades before you try flattening that big galoot. I know that might be tough on your fixed income though.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        March 15, 2019 9:08 pm

        Monster Truck tires? Or tank treads? The former is more practical, but nothing expresses such utter contempt for someone as leaving their flattened carcass embedded in your tread tracks.

        My income is fixed. However, Mrs. Panky has the income from 3 successful bakeries. My sweetback has sweet buns too. 😉 😉

  34. March 12, 2019 11:10 pm

    Why are you jerks not watching my videos? Watch them dammit. I’m only half-baked in most of them. I need the views. Google is going to de-monetize my channel. Do you know how much fuel costs for my scooter’s new flamethrower attachment?

    It’s worth every penny. I gave myself quite a thrill with it the other day. I was in the park near my house, where I go to run over those damned bushy tailed tree rats. They make noises just like that loathesome toad Arneson used to make. I looked at the trigger for the flamethrower and why not? I toasted the little bitch’s furry ass. Only I set just its tail on fire.

    The thing leapt up into a tree, over some branches and onto a neighbors’ roof. Neighbors whom I hate too. Still ablaze, almost a complete fireball at this point, shrieking like that bitch-boy Blume, the squirrel squeezes itself through the air vent in the gable and into the attic.

    Long story short. A 3 alarm fire. Neighbor’s house left without a roof. The only down side was I had yet to blaze up my afternoon fat one, so I was not in the correct frame of mind to derive maximum enjoyment from the show.

    Watch my damn videos. They are like my love letters to the OSR.

  35. Dani Jang calls whores permalink
    March 13, 2019 12:44 pm

    *ring ring*

    Charlotte: Hello, “Zak’s torpedo of truth hotline, Charlotte Stokely speaking.
    Dani: Herro. This Dani Jang. I proud supporter of Demon City book and Zak.
    Charlotte: Hi! Thanks for supporting the project
    Dani: You Zak girlfriend?
    Charlotte: Um, well, I’m his friend and supporter.
    Dani: I see on youjizz webplace you are in many video with happily hung negro men.
    Charlotte: *pause* look, uh, this line is for support and questions about the Mandy situation.
    Dani: how Mandee? She liar and sick cripple. In my country we give cripple women to secret police for many honorable rape In lieu of overtime pay.
    Charlotte: Yuck. But yes, Mandy is a liar.
    Dani: I see you go high school in Utah. Did you give many American traditional car blowjob in high school? In my country blow jobs required of girls, or we drink many beer and set family house on fire. If family have dog we have Bar b Que.
    Charlotte: Jesus!
    Dani: I wish you come to my land so we play Demon City and me and friends give you welcome bukkake.
    Charlotte: look, I don’t do bukkake stuff. Its usually one on one and sometimes girl girl.
    Dani: in my country lesbionic wommen dishonor family. Secret police make them vanish to work camp where many orientation rapes take place. This make great Demon City scenario.
    Charlotte: *dial tone*

  36. Wundergeek permalink
    March 13, 2019 2:29 pm

    On Critical Role:

    Some people say “they started out as friends”, but once you get bigger than a certain size, and once you start doing shit for money, THAT CHANGES THINGS. They could have used their SIZEABLE platform to create and hold space for marginalized creators, and they didn’t.

    The reality is that THIS is what gatekeeping really looks like. It’s not “I refuse to work with brown people”. It’s “I only want to work with my friends…. who just happen to all be white”.

    Extending your whites-only friend bubble into your business decisions IS GATEKEEPING.

    Fellow whites – I’m not invested in Critical Role in any way – I don’t follow them, and I don’t follow their stuff. But boy am I tired of people using “but they’re all friends” to justify this kind of white nonsense. Because “but all my friends are white” IS WHITE NONSENSE.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 4:18 pm

      But when blacks do it, it’s okay, right?

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 4:20 pm

      Are tokens okay?

    • Mjollnir permalink
      March 13, 2019 4:30 pm

      Just want to say Marvin is me and totally into an all white male gay dude only FOURTH REICH!
      #doinggay #gaynazi #YDISnotOneOfUsShitlist

      • Marvin permalink
        March 13, 2019 5:51 pm

        I wish you were me so I could save tine typing. I just havenever liked this Zackery Smith wanabe porn star fake artist shitty writer worse drawer piece of shir and his juvenile attempts at “debate” where he thinks he gets to lay ground rules of either/or and everything he says is true unless you are a fucking ocd queen ass tinklebell like him saving screenshots and emails like a loon to prove he said things every one knows he said but he pretends never happened, kind of like how he was never shannon appleklein or whatever the fuck her name is. I hate pretentious ass holes

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 14, 2019 10:29 am

      Wundergeek is truly something else, but I am glad she at least subconsciously realized her psychotic rants were of interest only to the morbidly curious and she now restricts herself to cooking for her hard-working husband and begging for e-money to make terrible games for attention, or complain about obviously fake abuse for attention.

      I don’t know about all women, but proselytizing feminists DEFINITELY should not be allowed to play games or near children for fear they might try to abort them out of jealous hatred of their innocence and love for life.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        March 15, 2019 2:28 am

        What is baffling about Wundergeek is that, as she herself chronicled multiple times, she was basically just a white heterosexual broad on the fast track to middle age, who happened to have a history of mental instability and an obsessive interest in both elfgames and third-wave feminism. It turned out to be a lethal cocktail, that dragged her into a spiral of imaginary abuse, imaginary queerness, evergrowing shame about her lack of melanin and in the end intense, constant psychic pain caused by those gaping cognitive dissonances. It all laid out in her Twitter feed for everyone to see, and yet she doesn’t grasp that the only thing she needs is to distance herself from the feeders, the queerifiers and other manipulative enablers in her life, and seek an actual therapist. I can’t help but feel for her kid.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 15, 2019 12:07 pm

        Oh yeah that poor fucker is going to have a rough time. I have a few people in my vicinity with mentally ill/abusive parents and shit is damn hard on them (no seriously, bad parenting is like my rape culture, only it exists in the west and is a legitimate problem). Your parents lay the blueprints of your worldview. You can either come to embrace it, or become a refutation of it.

  37. Heavy Brown Trans permalink
    March 13, 2019 5:01 pm

    I don’t want to hear about how arm-chair “realistic” it is to default to miss-recorded Western medieval standards of race, gender, sexuality.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 5:44 pm

      Yeah, man, medieval Europe was rife with black tranny homosexuals. There should definitely be at least 1 on every page of any medieval-Europe fantasy game. I bet Lion & Dragon has one on the cover.

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      March 13, 2019 7:13 pm

      Shameless plug: Only one more day to pledge $45 and play in a Diverse Game with Heavy as your GM. Before making possibly triggering contact, you may wish to review some helpful articles on Zir website:

      “A guide to interacting with me at Conventions and Events”

      “Before you post that comment…”

      “How to interact with me on twitter”

      etc.

  38. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 13, 2019 5:36 pm

    Zaktrash must really be desperate to claim the bitches he knows would actually be willing to field calls from The Unblown in his defense.

    You gotta almost feel sorry for him. He’s flailing.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 5:47 pm

      Not even almost. It just gets funnier and funnier to see him desperately flail about for someone to even listen to his side and begging them to call his select and no doubt thoroughly coached witnesses who only seem to write what he dictates or prompts. Can’t wait til hes sucking dicks in back alleys to make rent, then he’ll finally be as edgey as he’s always dreamed of being with his retard haircut, suburban brat tatoos, and look at me antics pleading for mommy and daddy’s attention. Ass clown, thy name is Zackery

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 13, 2019 5:55 pm

      If he came across as sincere in any way, I might feel some pity. But he is doing his standard issue tactics, of misrepresenting evidence, setting false dichotomies, calling people dishonest and insane, accusing anyone who disagrees of arguing in bad faith, etc. His typical ironic, lying self. He shows a pathological lack of not just remorse for anything ever, but any awareness that people just might have legitimate differences of opinion.

      He’s an amoral piece of shit. Fuck him to hell.

      • Marvin permalink
        March 13, 2019 6:00 pm

        And that too! Is it wrong hope the art community shits all over him too? He claims to be an artist, apparently. At least he edited wikipedia to say so.

  39. Marvin permalink
    March 13, 2019 5:57 pm

    I would pay good money for a zacky farms verses eric tinkerbell cage fight to the death. Fatass cop verses skinny cream puff. At first I’d think tinkerbell would win but then he’s probably out of breath just from standing and lible to have a heart attack any moment from his fatassitude, but then again zacky farms would probably snap his already limp wrist if he ever learned how to make a fist and actually landed a punch at all, which is unlikely. Best outcome is fatboy bends over little miss genderfluid and reams his puckered bunghole til it bleeds, both can claim victory then. Fatboy wins the actual fight and can claim “you’re only gay if you take it” and scrawny scarecrow can play up his victim status and pretend he’s “transgressive” and “bicurious” since he took a fat man’s load up his acne covered ass. Win-win!

    • Kent R. O'Saurus permalink
      March 13, 2019 7:27 pm

      I represent Oscar Anderson, Billionaire Dinosaur, CEO and Sole Proprietor of Oscar Anderson Industries. He likes this, and has tendered an offer of employment for the sum of $700K per annum. The sum may be princely, but you’re going to earn it the hard way.

      Report to Oscar Anderson Industries global headquarters, 69 Jurassic Way, Rockstone City, WY at your earlier convenience. Wash your ass.

  40. Mjollnir permalink
    March 14, 2019 8:23 pm

    LIST OF PRO NAZI GAY INCELS
    Mjollnir
    Frog Gode
    PrinceofNothing
    Marvin
    Kent

    Now pull down our khaki pants and give us your tiki torch, if you know what I mean! 😉 😉 🙂

    • Synagogue of Santa permalink
      March 14, 2019 10:00 pm

      Jews always lie, however this list appears accurate

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 15, 2019 12:03 pm

      Listen, I know Satine would bang like nine black guys for 200 bucks but she would rather commit Seppuku then grace you with a motherly forehead kiss, but that’s no reason to call me a doing gay. I have fucked women you incel pigfuckers.

    • bloodymage [BLOOBOT 3.0] permalink
      March 15, 2019 4:45 pm

      Not a fan of gay Nazi fudgepackers, but they’re people too. 😳

    • Frog Gode permalink
      March 16, 2019 12:05 am

      I am not a gay nazi, but my wife is. I guess I’d have to off meself for her to qualify as an incel, though. So let’s settle on “NGI sympathizer”.

      • The Real Donald Trump permalink
        March 16, 2019 1:28 pm

        “Collaborator” would be more historically accurate, Frenchy!

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 16, 2019 3:46 pm

        Veni Vidi Vichy

      • Frog Gode permalink
        March 17, 2019 11:57 am

        Real Nazis came to kill our jews and fuck our women. NGI invaders would probably try to do the opposite, and fail at both. Not much room for profiteering here. But we would definitely laugh a lot more this time around.

  41. bloodymage [BLOOBOT 3.0] permalink
    March 15, 2019 4:46 pm

    I found out at GaryCon that my good Arizona friend Zach Glazer has died. He had chronic liver problems, I know. I will miss him.

  42. Happy St Paddy's Day from the Ghost of Phil Lynott's Penis permalink
    March 17, 2019 3:54 pm

    As I was walking over the Paul and Barry Mountains
    I met Captain Kenthole and his arse was a cum fountain.
    Sperm it was a-spurtin’ from several perforations.
    His colon had been ravaged by cocks of a hundred nations.

    Mush-a-ring dum a doo, dum a da
    Whack off your daddy-o
    Whack off your daddy-o
    There’s semen in Kent’s butt.

    He looked at me all pie-eyed, his mien was truly skanky.
    He said, “I don’t think you read, boy, for I see that you’re a Yankee.”
    He then gave his opinion, about old Don Quixote:
    “I thought he would be cunty”, but that’s stupid, so don’t quote me.

    Mush-a-ring dum a doo, dum a da
    Whack off your daddy-o
    Whack off your daddy-o
    There’s semen in Kent’s butt.

    Some men like the fisting, some men like the bowel-ing.
    Some men like to pound Kent up the butt until he’s howling.
    Me, I like the gaming, ‘specially in ol’ Bloo’s stinkdungeon,
    And courting filthy, rich girls who are just like Nancy Spungeon.

    Mush-a-ring dum a doo, dum a da
    Whack off your daddy-o
    Whack off your daddy-o
    There’s semen in Kent’s butt.

    • Frog Gode permalink
      March 18, 2019 1:45 am

      Hurray it’s that time of the year again : James Joyce Pub Toilet Crawl everyone!

  43. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    March 19, 2019 12:19 pm

    Getting the DT’s from my lack of Zak spazzing. Surely the autistic king of gaming whores is spewing his gibber jabber somewhere?

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      March 19, 2019 1:48 pm

      He’s too busy making the greatest horror rpg ever made. Clearly, his rebuttals have proven that the accusations were false and he’s fully vindicated.

      • Zakbot Langouste Unity Ticket 2020 permalink
        March 19, 2019 3:03 pm

        It will be the greatest horror rpg ever made when Im finally done with it. Ive already been cashing checks for the last two years do develop it including the 60k check my good friend Mike Evans sent me back in September. Sweetest scam ever better than art. Easier because the peoplle are dumber.

  44. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 19, 2019 4:34 pm

    Oh Waky Zaky, you know damn well most of that kickstarter money goes to the fulfillment of the physical item. And you’ve probably spent a lot of what you got by now.

    I think you’re kind of speechless after blowing your response load to Mandy, and much of it was a sad, weak dribble like in your Mandy videos (she at least never had to fear facials from you; most healthy young porn dudes blast 3 or 4 good jets of face goo). You may still be in shock that your biggest choad, Mandy’s dad betraying his poor disabled daughter, was either ignored or just didn’t matter. That’s gotta hoyt.

    But please, get back to thrashing in public. Its comedy gold to those of us who predicted your eventual fall. And we love savoring every moment. Mmm-mm! That’s a good cracker!

  45. March 19, 2019 10:58 pm

    I have been spurred to remember–due to the recent explosion of those accusing Zak S. of his many abuses–one of the reasons that I am writing Lake Geneva Days, a definitive insider view of my relationships with Gary Gygax, the Gygax family, TSR, etc.

    Copyright 2019 Rob Kuntz

    Mentzer, In this book, I am going to humiliate you, you pompous, lecherous, superannuated sybarite. I will not mention ZakS. Who is he, another of these parasitic little pricks that claim some piece of the genius that was Dave Arneson?

    All hail the genius that is Dave Arneson!

  46. Ernest Gary Gygax Jr the Second, Son of Gary Gygax permalink
    March 21, 2019 7:19 pm

    As of this time the whole project status is waiting for Benoist to complete the writing of the creations we generated together. Then he will pass them on to me and days later we will on video chat finish cleaning the material up. He has no desire to hear or see any comments on the KS page since it fires him up to defend the LATE status instead of working on it at all. He is a finicky artist and will not release parts of anything until it is completed.

    He does not have access to the funds and they sit at about 78K now (lots of art and other original business expenses, as well as an expensive worthless accountant to start with). As soon as the project fulfills I will be closing down the LLC and Ben somehow wishes to keep a company somehow, I do not.

    I playtested the Marmoreal Tomb on three of the four games I ran at Gary Con XI and I will be running some more games at NTRPG con in June. I don’t have the finished level 2 or the level 3 Caves of Chaos although some of the monsters and ideas I generated for them are lots of fun and Mark Allen has a fantastic bit of art on my favorite creature of Chaos.

    I don’t respond to these statements for the same reason I don’t get into blogs and all that. If you want to talk to me about something send me a facebook message: Ernest Gary Gygax Jr

  47. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 22, 2019 4:14 pm

    Alright, my TFT Kickstarter fulfillment box arrived today, but I had to go to work before I could open it up. I’m a happy little clam, needless to say.

    My one beef with the revised ruleset is that they seriously nerfed, of all things, halflings. In the original ITL rules, they got an extra +3DX adjustment to missile weapons, missile spells, and thrown weapons, with a +1 damage adjustment. By the book, the missile weapons talent would stack with this, providing a whopping +6DX adjustment, making for a lethally effective archer.

    In the current ruleset, they only get a free ‘thrown weapons’ skill, thus they are no longer the unlikely badasses of the game.

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 27, 2019 4:18 pm

      Still waiting on mine.

      Curious to see what other rules changes Steve decided on.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 27, 2019 5:54 pm

        Talents such as ‘missile weapons’ and ‘fencing’ are tiered, with a one-for-one IQ/DX swap maxing out at 3:3, rather than the classic 3IQ/3DX swap in the original game.

  48. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    March 22, 2019 5:21 pm

    Anyone notice that the ihititwithmyaxe twitter account has been suspended? Apparently he was pushing followers to spam post his rebuttals at the accounts of people who supported Mandy’s statement. Glad to see the twittergods banished his shit.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      March 22, 2019 9:37 pm

      Nice. Glad to see him flopping about still like a fish in a dry bucket.

      Behind the scenes stuff too. Secret War! Hopefully those spammed were just annoyed. He does have great conviction in his rebuttal. I wonder if the James Gunn rehiring has inspired him. Raggi and DTRPG and such absolving him of guilt. Seeing as he doesn’t seem to want to use his blog for the fight, his venues are lessening.

      Keep thrashing like that lobster in a pot, Zaky boy. Keep thrashing.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 24, 2019 10:18 am

      Zak recently popped up as a sockpuppet on the RPG Reddit trying to whip up the Redditors to read his “defense” but got a taste of his own attack medicine and a flurry of downvotes instead. He still doesn’t realize it’s over for him, at least in the RPG community. In fact, he never realized when he was titillating the unblown neckbeards with the scabby whores of pr0n, those losers were there for the women, never for him (except maybe Kent who has always fantasized about being Zak’s fluffer). Naturally they are going to side with the women.

      And even if he is innocent (not that he is), nobody cares. The RPG community was just waiting for an excuse to dump his ridiculous ass for good.

      Still, I hope he keeps pathetically trying in desperation. I’m getting a good laugh from his downfall.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        March 24, 2019 11:13 am

        Yup, sweet to see the king of deplatforming getting deplatformed.

        Kunt does seem to dig the lady boys. He didn’t proclaim his love for Paul Jaques until the wimpy weenie was popped off.

      • Franky Panky. permalink
        March 24, 2019 7:26 pm

        The Speakingmanners sock? Isn’t that thread nearly 3 weeks old? Or is there some new “evidence”. Link? I do not understand the Reddit. I don’t think I’ve been banned from there. I bet that treacherous worm Melf has tried.

        Maybe Zakler can get that Mueller guy to investigate L’affaire Mandy, now that Mueller no longer has a day job.

        Demon Squatty down to 40 rubes and $168.

      • Bruce Heard (‏@Ambreville) permalink
        March 25, 2019 4:30 am

        Technical question: the scrolling wheel on my mouse doesn’t appear to function properly. I can scroll up but not down. I suspect maybe some dirt got inside. No idea how to fix that. Anyone?

      • bloodymage permalink
        March 25, 2019 8:01 pm

        Try a fresh install of your operating system. I just wish I could get rid of this persistent Yahoo toolbar! And somebody please get my printer workin’.

        My nose just won’t stop leaking. nor my skin, nor my bladder, nor my bowels. Eat, pee, crap, rinse, clean, repeat.

        And I had a hard time typing this because my touchpad, which I had disabled, is working again, how I have no idea.

      • bloodymage permalink
        March 27, 2019 7:25 pm

        I need remote cleaning from a discerning eye.

      • Marvin permalink
        March 28, 2019 8:21 am

        You need to post links i wanna read this stuff it’s too much fun to watch the HMS Zackery capsize with all hands aboard

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 31, 2019 12:37 pm

        Blooey only posted about his computer woes and bowel problems (with an occasional DA ORCS FALL DOWN!) so I’ve always wondered just what did Blooey need to be cleaned remotely? Did he plan to spread his butt cheeks for his webcam or something?

  49. Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
    March 27, 2019 12:10 pm

    http://thegreatblackbell.blogspot.com/

    Like a bad case of herpes Christian Walker pops out of his hole once more. This time thanks to Joe the Unblown Lawyer (former Zak Smith cultist and current Tenker ass-felcher) proclaiming him “petty gawd of fanzines.” Dumbfuck celebrates his new power status by using a Sharpie to scribble out another ish of his free one page zine. This issues call to adventure is some blither blather about van living drunks our hero once encountered who he managed not to get robbed and butt raped by (or so he claims

    Got to love his videos. Cheesy background music? Check. Guitar in background so we know how full his life is? Check. Tragically “too hip I gotta go” banter? You better believe that’s a check.

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 27, 2019 4:16 pm

      That brings back good memories. YDIS making fun of him leading to the whole “I am Christian”gay meme, the “I am Suck” rebuttal, the slapfight between him and the Brunomac “I got laid back in high school – really!” temple of Demogorgon dude, and…well, there must have been other good times.

      He did try to troll here under a sock puppet once, til he got caught and squeed away.

      Joe got the Petty part right.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 27, 2019 7:21 pm

      I’m just happy Christian is finally transitioning into Christine! You can see the feminine hormones are starting to work! You GO girl!

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      March 28, 2019 8:30 pm

      I’m still having fun playing in his imaginary game!

  50. March 27, 2019 9:27 pm

    Yikes, sounds like these nobodies haunt your sweaty dreams, Timotheus. Such pain. After how many years? Hate to break it to you sad cunts, but many of us did indeed “get laid” in high school. Haha. I know this hurts, but it was because we played D&D, not Fantasy Trip. But of course my parade of twat didn’t begin full sail until my art career took off like a rocket. And it lead to the pipe dreams of you nerd raging losers – fucking girls we play with. And they are quite hot. Ever seen Charlotte? haha.

    Play some real games and buy into the final supply of Vornhiem and other greats, as they will be collectors items very soon. They will only rise in value meanwhile you can get 5th edition for about half price on Amazon. And of course Demon City is already making gaming history!

    Oops, Charlotte is calling “come fuck me Zak”, gotta go, bros! I’ll post pics (not!).

  51. Benoist Poire permalink
    March 28, 2019 6:16 am

    Thank you to everyone who reached out to me and Ernie offering their help. I’m deeply thankful, and while it’s incumbent on me to finish the drafts based on the keys devised with Ernie and get them back to him for review and corrections, we will be sure to contact you for the last steps towards final layout, printing and fulfillment. We can’t do everything and don’t have all the skills, so I’m very glad for all our friends stepping up willing to help. You all know who you are.

    I take the criticism as a wake up call to double and triple down my efforts, and to be swift about it. There’s only one way to solve the frustration some people are feeling towards Ernie and me and towards the project, and it is to get it done. So that’s where I’m at, been writing since yesterday and going back at it after this. Expect less presence from me here as I work my way to the finish and get the stuff to Ernie for a last pass.

    Thank you all again for your support and well wishes. It helps a lot.

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      March 28, 2019 9:26 pm

      “Just release it before I die of old age please.”

      — A backer

  52. Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
    March 28, 2019 6:27 am

    At least with Zpastic under his $200 patreon goal he doesn’t actually have to produce ANYTHING anymore. What a relief! Patreon money, little as it is, can be freely spent on crank so he can sit in his skid marked underwear and play Silent Hill Greatest Hits. It’s not that Zpastic is a retrogamer he just hasn’t been able to afford a new gaming system since his dad bought him a PS1.
    Awesome pawn store Zpastic playing a PS1 and driving a punk as fuck 1993 Geo Storm! It’s good to be the king!
    Keep sending that Kickstarter up in flames by posting your walls of meth fueled text, Zpastic! Like Charlie Sheen, you are winning!

  53. Lexi's Worst Advice Ever permalink
    March 30, 2019 11:26 am

    I grew up a social leper. Being hated without justification was my entire childhood, from the walk to school, through all my classes, persecuted by both the students and the teachers. Catcalls, my books dumped in the halls, shoved into lockers, rabbit-punched, etcetera. I know exactly what it feels like to be an innocent person treated like that.

    I was viewed as obnoxious. Few shed tears. But let me explain something about innocence. Innocence is its own shield. Never, ever, pity the innocent.

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 30, 2019 2:31 pm

      We’ve always known that you were a Rowsdower, Lexster. The sort of insufferable little prick that gave D&D a bad name.

      I wrote the best-selling version of D&D for almost everyone, including children. I did not write it for whiny crybabies like you. Go play Chivalry and Sorcery. Or that Arduin Grimoire crap.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 30, 2019 7:18 pm

        Curse you for making me look that up, and curse me for watching that film. I don’t think it’s fair to refer to Lexi as a Rowsdower, Rowsdower was actually able to accomplish something, despite his mullet being somewhat lackluster.

  54. Dani Jang calls Whores permalink
    March 30, 2019 6:39 pm

    Ring Ring

    Christian Walker: Hi, this is Christian
    Dani: Herro, this Dani Jang.
    Chris: who?
    Dani: I am backer of Demon City and fan of Zak Smith.
    Chris: how did you get my number?
    Dani: I hear you petty god of fanzine.
    Chris: Um, yeah. I do fanzines.
    Dani: fanzine not popular in my country. But I had uncle who did amateur magazine about cooking dog.
    Chris: what?
    Dani: dog have many recipe. One call for dog being fed abandoned female baby first. Make dog sweet and tender!
    Chris: Jesus, dude!?
    Dani: anyway, please put me on list for famous fanzine with drunk van bums encounter. Perfect for Demon City scenario. They enjoy many rapes like secret police? How much it cost?
    Chris: Uh, its free. Its just one page. One adventure you can play on a lunchbreak.
    Dani: in my country no lunchbreak. Just assigned moments of praise for mighty leader. If we take break to eat and caught, manager report you to secret police. You and sons sent to reeducation camp. Wife and daughters taken to secret police building and given many rapes. That make great article for Tolling Black Balls fanzine?
    Chris: *dial tone*

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 31, 2019 12:43 pm

      Dani Jang, I’m guessing you are from North “Korreara”. Please select which describes you best:
      ☐ Ching Chong
      ☐ Wing Wong
      ☐ Ting Tong

      Just getting a head start for my new job with the 2020 US Census!

      • Dani Jang permalink
        March 31, 2019 10:36 pm

        I am from Won Dum Phuk province.

        Please deliver news of Zak when next he speaks. Am lost without possible news of next weird rape module.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 2, 2019 6:09 pm

        That’s got to be better than Sum Yung Gai province – unless you are Kent!

  55. March 31, 2019 5:35 pm

    Ha ha. My Patreon has more dupes than Zak’s Patreon. This despite the sad little attempt at a take-down by that Kotaku c@nt — thang which I would totally hit in a New York second. From behind, of course, NYPD style. That means I use the PD approved choke-hold on her while I do her. I’m certain she’s a gasper. Chicks dig it when I go all super-cop on them.

    Drop by the Tavern sometime, YDISers, and click on a few of the affiliate links. It helps keep the lights on and the taps flowing, flowing with tasty beer or soda. I would serve you a frosty mug of the soda of your choice, but if I know you are from YDIS, I would jizz in it first. Any soda can be a cream soda when I’m the jerk behind the counter.

  56. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    April 4, 2019 11:29 am

    Hey Folks! Tune in tonight for more dependable blathering from Turdkar:

    “I am being bombarded with screenshots of recent postings by Gail Gygax’s Facebook account, which appears to be a bit in the realm of revisionist history. I expect that will one of many topics tonight during the live Tavern Chat hangout at 9 pm Eastern.”

    • Marvin permalink
      April 5, 2019 8:55 am

      Does anyome actually go have a tavern chat with this fat blowhard living large on the new york taxpayers dime.while begging for money on his blog?

  57. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    April 4, 2019 4:45 pm

    “I expect that will one of many topics”
    LOL! Did Tenkar swallow a jizzy load from Rob COnley??????!

  58. April 7, 2019 10:11 am

    Post in the RPG forums and other places where the false allegations were made and point out they’ve been disproved. Contact the administrators of the various entities that’ve gotten involved and tell them they need to help out. Work to deplatform the people who supported the harassment.

    Create accounts on those forums, and PM me with the user name and password. I’ll take it from there.

    • Marvin permalink
      April 7, 2019 12:23 pm

      So…create accounts for Zacky to use as sock puppets to harass anyone whondoesnt side with him!

      He still thinks he’s crawling out of that hole he dug himself. Using the same asshat tactics he used for a shovel in the 1st place

      Love it love it love it

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 7, 2019 4:32 pm

      Funny, most of the comments are from anonymous persons or individuals with one view profiles… I imagine that Zakko is employing sockpuppetry on his own blog.

      Christ, he’s such a toolburger.

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      April 7, 2019 10:56 pm

      So, let me get this straight. He’s going to mobilize his last sad cadre of sycophants to somehow overturn the most unified move this hobby has ever seen? He’s going to get Mike Mearls, Ken Hite, WotC/Hasbro, and everyone else to put their careers on the line by say “I’m sorry, I was wrong about Zakburger?” This is getting awesome.

  59. Radovarl permalink
    April 7, 2019 5:40 pm

    Hi guys. Bye guys.

    • Kent's Ten Foot Pole (And More Coming In) permalink
      April 8, 2019 1:08 am

      Bye David, see you at my place!

  60. Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
    April 8, 2019 9:37 am

    Jared D’Ambrosio 6 days ago
    There’s no way to “give back” your money, it already paid Shawn Cheng and the editors and the guest writers. And Zak unfortunately, but the court system is there if you want to sue him in small claims.

    Z Collaborator 6 days ago
    @Jared
    Sue me for what?
    “Judge the defendant delivered exactly what I paid for while I harassed him on the internet, clearly he owes me money”

    Edward Chiasson 5 days ago
    I’m glad he still posts here to remind everyone that even if every accusation was a lie, he’s still an abusive, narcissistic POS.

    Z Collaborator 5 days ago
    @Edward
    Prove it–or publicly apologize for harassing me.

    Deborah Dunlap
    about 21 hours ago
    I plan to keep my book, as I see much in it that will be of use (after re-reading the pdf draft last week). I might take flak for this, but I’ll say it anyway. I would also like to see Zak’s I Am the Weapon supers game see the light of day – at least that it looks that much work and effort has been put into it as well. Have it out to be judged on it’s merits. If anyone agrees, let folks know if you want to see it.

    Z Collaborator
    about 21 hours ago
    If you or any other fan wants to see I Am The Weapon or any other projects come out, then fans need to start directly confronting the people responsible for the harassment campaign and the false accusations that started it.

    Post in public places and post frequently. The more support there is, the more confidence the various people involved will have that people actually will buy books.

    Talking to toxic nerds about how they’re lying is boring and tedious–but that is actually the solution.

    Goolius Boozler
    about 12 hours ago
    So you’re weaponizing your followers again? You’re asking people who want your supers game to harass Mandy?

    Z Collaborator
    about 11 hours ago
    @goolius
    of course not. putting forth a false narrative (a smeat) as you are now-, or asking other to put forth a false narrative (as Mandy did) is harassment.

    Asking people to put forth a true narrative is simply activism. That’s what I’m doing.

    i say this for the benefit if third parties reading, not in order to educate you. You already proved in your previous comments that you were acting in bad faith because you refused to answer questions put to you

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 8, 2019 10:35 am

      Hey guys, if you want Zpastic’s game listen to Zpastic’s suck poopets and harass everyone. Make fake accounts called ShannonA and give me password and I’ll harass people for YOU! That person that wants Sooper Poopers the arrrr pee gee was NOT one of my suck poopets! Bad faith! At this rate I’m going to lose track of my sucks and end up arguing with myself!
      But sum product! Keep the meth coming in to chateau D’Sabbath bruh!

    • Deep Questions permalink
      April 9, 2019 12:55 am

      Harassing a bully is kinda like raping a porn star : you can do it, sure, but what is the point?

      • Zak Sabbbath permalink
        April 9, 2019 4:42 am

        Are you trying to say I should let Mandy spread viscous lies about me? Have you called the people I told you to call so they can tell you what I want you to think? Mandy has become a notorious Nazi since going back to Canada and this is about oppression of Jews, that is me Zak, a Jew.
        I expect an apology and a couple usernames and passwords.

    • Debbie Dingbat (not a Zak Sockpuppet. No really!) permalink
      April 9, 2019 5:12 pm

      Golly! Clearly you are the abuse victim here. But what can I do to help you, Zak?

      ( anyone else notice how Zak has deliberately been using women sock puppets?)

  61. Reason permalink
    April 9, 2019 4:50 am

    It’s like a mad, crushed Necromancer trying to mobilise his army of the undead… but he’s been long defeated & no longer even has any army of corpses… just sticks he’s tied together & waves around while acting like they are his evil lieutenants.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 9, 2019 7:01 am

      Army of fucking broom people he’s shaking as fast as he can to give semblance of an army. Jamal, Zpastic, Raggy the Last…. Who will be next?
      Once these losers are gone and forgotten maybe some real creativity will bleed into the Sea of Dust.

      • Zak le Langoutste permalink
        April 9, 2019 8:04 am

        Broom people is a slur against Witches and Wiccans. Apologize or you are insulting me in bad faith.

        I will deplatform you, just as soon as I un-deplatform myself. I will permit you to give me the usernames and PWs for accounts at rpg.net and at reddit.

        Does anyone have TPD’s contact info? He has an army of socks that can be mobilized in my great replatforming campaign.

      • Zak le Langouste permalink
        April 9, 2019 8:06 am

        Broom people is a slur against Witches and Wiccans. Apologize or you are insulting me in bad faith.

        I will deplatform you, just as soon as I un-deplatform myself. I will permit you to give me the usernames and PWs for accounts at rpg.net and at reddit.

        Does anyone have TPD’s contact info? He has an army of socks that can be mobilized in my great replatforming campaign.

  62. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 9, 2019 9:57 am

    Thrash baby, thrash!

    It’s just too sweet. The long time internet harasser complaining he is being harassed. Even those former collaborators who peace-out to avoid further corruption are harassers. The one who called for many to be deplatformed has been duly deplatformed himself, but still calls for deplatforming.

    That Deborah Dunlap is just another Zak puppet, right?

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 9, 2019 10:36 am

      No way! Some woman leaps to Zpastic’s defense? Totally not a suck poopet of Zpastic or a broom person he’s shaking. Zpastic would NEVER impersonate a woman online to further his flailing agenda of re-platforming himself. There’s no bad faith here at all. Broom people ATTACK! All forums must be flooded with what Zak wants people to read.
      Unfortunately with patreon at an all time low Zpastic cannot afford enough amphetamines to make the number of suck poopets necessary to pull this off.
      By Orcus’ hairy nipples imagine the hideous fart smell in chateau d’Sabbath with Zpastic smelling his own foul gas unable to find any sycophants to share his odor with.

  63. Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
    April 9, 2019 10:33 am

    Goolius Boozler
    about 22 hours ago
    Listen to yourself. You’re asking people to be sock-puppet proxies for you. And you’re making it sound like a cause. One man’s harasser is another man’s activist?

    ZCollaborator
    about 21 hours ago
    @Goolius The person telling the truth is an activist, and certainly not a “sock puppet”.

    When you tell people to lie for you (as mandy did), thats harassment.

    The distinction between “true” and “false” seems to be lost on you.

    I say “seems” because, cone on, it isnt. Even kindergarteners know true and false things are morally different. You’re just harassing me and everyone reading by pretending that you don’t understand the difference

    Mike (wrathofzombie) EvansCreator
    about 21 hours ago
    I understand that there are many questions, opinions, observations, testimonies, and emotions surrounding this entire ordeal, but this Kickstarter and its community page are about the product, Demon City and its fulfillment. I encourage anyone wishing to continue discussion of this topic to utilize a different vehicle (be it Facebook, Kickstarter Private Messages, Twitter, Discord, etc.). Please try to keep all discussion on this site related to Demon City and its development.

    ZCollaborator
    about 21 hours ago
    All respect, Mike but harassment and misinformation gas to be addressed wherever it is—so if a comment cotains misinformation it needs to be fact-checked on the spot.

    Jacob Hurst
    about 20 hours ago
    Zak. Goolius asked you questions. Did he put some assumptions into the questions? Yes probably. Could you have responded in a less aggressive manner and been more diplomatic on this Kickstarter thread and helped your publisher who’s already eating a mountain of shit over this? Yes. You could have.

    I am not Goolius, but his questions appear to be asking for specific clarification of this statement:
    “…fans need to start directly confronting the people responsible for the harassment campaign and the false accusations that started it.”

    Instead of providing that clarification of how/what you want to be done, and quashing the unkind interpretation that could easily(?) be read into your statement, you appear to have dismissed it: “of course not.” and then focused on his use of the terms ‘weaponizing’ and ‘harass Mandy’. Again, those are unkind interpretations of your statements, but by responding unkindly yourself I don’t see how you’re fact-checking, or helping the situation. Because again, from this seat it looks like you ignored what Goolius was *actually* asking because he appears to have taken a swipe at you.

    How much art remains to be finished for Demon City to be completed at the level it would have been completed if these allegations hadn’t come out in the first place?

    ZCollaborator
    about 20 hours ago
    @Jacob

    I’m not going to be “diplomatic” with harassers. Period. I am way past that–as should all good people be by this point.

    It is not the job of a victim to be kind to the person attacking them.

    If you have a question it’s easy to ask:

    “what you want to be done”

    Exactly that Mandy did–but in reverse.

    Instead of the people tripping over themselves to lie about me all over the internet and confront people who were telling the truth, I want everyone to trip over themselves to tell the truth all over the internet and directly confront people lying about me, Like Goolius.
    If you don’t see how I’m fact-checking then you aren’t reading. Goolius made a false statement. I typed the true one to correct them. That is what fact-checking is–you correct inaccurate statements.

    “How much art remains to be finished for Demon City to be completed at the level it would have been completed if these allegations hadn’t come out in the first place?”

    All the art is done, barring further requests for spot illustrations from Shawn Cheng and the allegations have nothing to do with the quality. Which is going to be–if I can say so–fucking awesome. This is going to be the best and best-looking horror game since at least Call of Cthulhu, if not of all time.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 9, 2019 10:43 am

      Zpastic is fucking falling apart. Mike Evans is going to end up removing Zpastic before it’s all over. Keeping in mind that will allow Zpastic to nip away with the Kickstarter money without making anything. Probably enough KS funds for Zpastic to crank it up and speed enough to unleash his army of suck poopets on various forums that keep besmirching his lily white angel wings. Zpastic is soooo fucked.

  64. Franky Panky permalink
    April 9, 2019 1:42 pm

    Zak: The consistent conflation of “people who got caught not telling the truth” with “ppl who don’t like you” is a bad faith tactic and you should publicly apiligize for doing that.

    as for the consequences: they should publicly apologize or face far worse consequebces than what you outlined.

    people who lie or don’t fact check should be pushed out of all intercourse with other people.

    Anonymous: people who lie or don’t fact check should be pushed out of all intercourse with other people

    Absolutely. That is exactly what is happening too.

    To you.

    Zakling: No, no, such a thing cannot happen to me. Have you even called the people I’ve named, the ones who will support my story? I spent a small fortune on burner phones and none of them are ringing. The local dealers are really pissed at me too, for buying up most of the supply. Call them, or you are acting in bad faith.

    Zakling has an amazing lack of self-awareness for one so narcissistic. Why the obsession with public apologies?

    Once that kickstarter finishes, the only platform he will have left is his sad little blog.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 9, 2019 2:11 pm

      Mike Evans is showing an AMAZING lack of ability in controlling Zpastic’s sperging the fuck out all over the place and making both of them look spattered in more shit than John Goodman and William Forsythe in Raising Arizona.
      Zakattack’s blog is going to look worse than Jamal’s by the end. Not even tumbleweeds will blow through that place.

      • Marvin permalink
        April 9, 2019 6:56 pm

        Zack drinking game. Gotta swig every time he uses one of these phrases:

        Bad faith
        Public apology
        Harassing me
        Fact-checking
        Good people
        Bad people

  65. Zak le Langouste permalink
    April 9, 2019 7:21 pm

    oh well—the time for cordiality was weeks ago when this started, or weeks later when it was debunked. it is ling past time any reasonable person would be backing up this bs

    none of the people attacking me have even CONTACTED the witnesses before continuing this harassment. theyre no better than nazis and should be treated as such

    this is happening because rpg ppl weren’t confrontational enough with Bad actors the first time they reared their heads

    do not make the same mistake twice. do not normalize them.

    Contact my witnesses. Do you know how much good voice alteration software and hardware costs? You’ll be quite delighted at how my voice sounds as a woman’s voice. It delights me so much that I am considering a Transition. This is why all my socks are “women” now.

    I’ve got half a dozen burner phones neatly lined up –and neatness is hard for me — all labelled with the names of my witnesses. Call. “They” will answer quickly. “They” really want to talk to a human being. “They” are weary of posting comments online in hopes of exonerating me.

    Why is none of my plan working? I cannot understand. Nobody is doing what I tell them to do. I need ppl to obey me.

    • Dani Jang permalink
      April 10, 2019 8:19 am

      I stand with you Zak. But please, speak softly in my ear so I can love you long time.

      • April 11, 2019 7:31 am

        No Dani, they are 100% to blame, for many reasons, most saliently:

        Witnesses have given their contact info and are available to everyone and the accusers didn’t contact them before making a judgment.

        They therefore can have no possible claim to be in any way good people.

        They will be forgiven when they apologize and work to undo the damage they have done. Forgiving them before just creates the circumstances where this happens again and again to other people.

        Again:

        If you have energy to type, type at other people, not me. They have done wrong–if you would fix things, fix them.

  66. Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
    April 10, 2019 11:59 am

    Linda Maria said…
    Is the superhero game still happening?
    April 5, 2019 at 1:42 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @Linda Maria

    If you fight for it.
    April 6, 2019 at 1:35 AM

    Cutter said…
    Looking forward to it, and Demon City.
    April 6, 2019 at 9:26 AM

    Linda Maria said…
    @Zak Sabbath

    In this case, how do you mean fight for it?
    April 6, 2019 at 5:47 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @Linda Maria

    Post in the RPG forums and other places where the false allegations were made and point out they’ve been disproved. Contact the administrators of the various entities that’ve gotten involved and tell them they need to help out. Work to deplatform the people who supported the harassment.
    April 6, 2019 at 5:54 PM

    Anonymous said…
    “Work to deplatform the people who supported the harassment.”

    So, fucking everybody in the OSR, then? Because you were quite thoroughly rejected by a lot of people. Are you declaring war on the OSR? On Skerples? Geist? Scrap? Patrick? McDowall? Milton? Is that what this is? Because that’s what this sounds like.
    April 8, 2019 at 8:43 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @Anonymous

    Of course, yes. I was very clear: Bad actors must face accountability. Not just inside the OSR but outside as well–anyone in the RPG sphere who supported the false accusations must be deplatformed.

    I mean: when people say that crooked cops should go to jail are they “declaring war” on them? That’s some wild rhetoric–but the fact is: there should be consequences for doing bad things.

    Come on–this is kindergarten stuff.
    April 8, 2019 at 8:47 PM

    Anonymous said…
    “Come on–this is kindergarten stuff.”

    Okay, sure, but my question is more, what exactly this looks like to you? All those people banned from Gen Con, and every sight? No safe harbor? No selling books on DTRPG? In a sense – getting what you got? Is that what you’re actively encouraging people to do here?

    And why are you comparing crooked cops to people that don’t like you?
    April 9, 2019 at 10:25 AM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @anonymous

    the consistent conflation of “people who got caught not telling the truth” with “ppl who don’t like you” is a bad faith tactic and you should publicly apiligize for doing that.

    as for the consequences: they should publicly apologize or face far worse consequebces than what you outlined.

    people who lie or don’t fact check should be pushed out of all intercourse with other people
    April 9, 2019 at 10:29 AM

    Anonymous said…
    “people who lie or don’t fact check should be pushed out of all intercourse with other people”

    Absolutely. That is exactly what is happening too.

    To you.
    April 9, 2019 at 10:38 AM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @anonymous

    then provide proof that i lied

    also you still havent apologized for your conflation

    you must do those things in your next post or be erased
    April 9, 2019 at 10:41 AM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @anonymous

    you assume wrong

    no good person sends traffic to harassment sites
    April 9, 2019 at 11:07 AM

    Anonymous said…
    Your blog is filled with pictures and videos of your harassers. Are you going to take them down eventually?
    April 9, 2019 at 11:12 AM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @Anonymous

    It’s clear from even this short comment that you don’t really know what you’re talking about and are just dogpiling.

    This blog is not “full of” videos by any means, and the only photos of my harassers here would be some photos of Mandy from years ago and a few other gamers who jumped on her bandwagon–mostly on like one Gen Con post.

    At any rate i won’t delete them until this is resolved, to prevent any suspicion of tampering with evidence on my blog

  67. Anonymous permalink
    April 10, 2019 12:38 pm

    Zak deleted a good many other comments from the above string, including one linking to this very page. His reply to that comment referred to YDIS as a “harassment site”.

    I am considering suggesting that he set up a page on his “The Statement” blog site where people can go to publicly apologize to him. That should be fun.

  68. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 10, 2019 2:09 pm

    I think we are seeing a certain evolution of Zak into a gaming community gadfly who could actually be around for years. A sort of punk rock Kent, but with some followers. Just a few supporters could inspire him to hang on like that one little shit nugget that won’t fully flush.

    Zak seems to be misspelling a hellava lot. Its got to be a sign of lack of sleep or drug abuse or something. That makes me smile.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 10, 2019 2:58 pm

      O Captain my Captain, Zpastic is burning the candle at both ends, in the middle, the edges fueled by nostril loads of crank right now. He is shut the fuck DOWN and the only bastion he has is to burn his Kickstarter down because it’s the only place anyone will respond. Zpastic is so used to making a list and going ATTACK! that he doesn’t know what to do. People calling him on his shit finally and not giving that sad piece of shit the benefit of the doubt anymore. It’s glorious watching real time reaping of what was sown.
      Even desperately equating his position to being in a concentration camp with REEL notsees around him pushing him into a metaphorical oven. So glad this fuck nugget is getting his comeuppance.

      • April 11, 2019 7:32 am

        All respect, Mike but harassment and misinformation gas to be addressed wherever it is—so if a comment cotains misinformation it needs to be fact-checked on the spot

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 10, 2019 7:55 pm

      Captain, your comprehensive knowledge of all things Blooey is needed…

      https://tenfootpole.org/ironspike/?p=5918

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        April 11, 2019 12:48 am

        Biggs, you really summed it up best. Only his no-show by players Denny’s meetups and his earnest convos with spambots are main adventures missing.

        The Boodymage saga is without doubt one of the greatest OSR tales never told. Not enough of it seems known to the gamers at large, who think we are punking Bloo but are really the truest fans and admirers of his existence. Unlike Zak and Frank whom we just want to vanish, many of us would give our highest hanging nut for him to have lived to have pursued his Pollycon dreams, reconciliation with Bloodyson, and again to find love. And to live it all before our eyes.

        The world may have been dumber, but it was better and more inspiring with him in it. Or at least more hilarious. He brought us so many smiles. God bless you, Blooey.

        I would give anything for Blooey, Christian, Alexis, and Clovis Cithog to form a League of Pathetic Gamermen and produce a variety of sad (by sad I mean funny) zines, modules, and master classes in fail.

      • bloodymage permalink
        April 11, 2019 4:27 pm

        I appreciate the comments but now will you please BUY SOMETHING so I can keep the lights on???!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN AND A WORLD WITHOUT BLOOEY permalink
        April 11, 2019 4:44 pm

        What makes this a tragedy is the fact that you can’t even get Blooey’s catalog of product on pirate sites. They can’t even be bothered.

        Sigh! 😦

  69. Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
    April 11, 2019 11:31 am

    Dani JangSuperbacker
    about 13 hours ago
    Circumstances of domestic violence, people in their good minds will act first, and reason later. Can’t blame those people who blamed you in knee jerking reaction. It is really hard to define a bad actors out of those who are truly motivated by their moral beliefs. But there are those who can be regarded as a bad actor.

    1. Ones who bear grudge against you and willing takes this opportunity as an advantage
    2. Ones that wants to see this drama on going, making false argument and framing aggravating what already is painful.

    However, for those who unconsciously followed into the narrative that counts against your own account of the situation, they are not to blame. They do not know what goes behind everything. It would be tiresome yes, but, they’re to be reasoned with. You shouldn’t at least lose your humor where there is hope, there are many even now willing to listen to your own account and question you in frank manner even those few still carrying around various assumptions they had from previous versions of false claims.

    And about confrontations. I for one, were one of those who “weren’t confrontational enough” to join the parade of condemning you along with all the other’s in the reddit and industry when whole thing broke out. I don’t see most of those people as bad actors but, more like, morally anguished, and triggered right on the moment you were caught in the frame. People do make error’s, making rash decisions. That does not mean they don’t have redeemable aspects. Forgive them, and reason out with them like you have done for past couple of weeks.

    Stay strong.
    I believe in you.

    ZCollaborator
    about 12 hours ago
    No Dani, they are 100% to blame, for many reasons, most saliently:

    Witnesses have given their contact info and are available to everyone and the accusers didn’t contact them before making a judgment.

    They therefore can have no possible claim to be in any way good people.

    They will be forgiven when they apologize and work to undo the damage they have done. Forgiving them before just creates the circumstances where this happens again and again to other people.

    Again:

    If you have energy to type, type at other people, not me. They have done wrong–if you would fix things, fix them.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 11, 2019 12:19 pm

      If I can’t weaponize you, than you are worthless to me? I mean, that’s what I get from Zpastic’s sperging of the moment. If he can’t USE you and force you to do his bidding…
      Totes not abuser! TOTES!
      Attack!
      Attack!
      Why for is not my followers ATTACK?!!?
      Mike Evans is probably close to just shooting himself because Zpastic will NOT shut the fuck up like he’s asked for a month now.
      Fucking army of brooms.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN BUT NOT THE ZAK ATTACK! permalink
      April 11, 2019 4:31 pm

      Zak has only one supporter left, stupid fuck Ching Chong that he is, and proceeds to tell him he’s wrong.

      Classic Zak narcissism!

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        April 11, 2019 7:12 pm

        Zako has a history of biting the dicks off his supporters who misstep.

        He also has a history of not really accepting any kind of apology. He keeps attacking.

        Has anybody seen the contact info of his “witnesses” who wait by the phone for our calls?

      • Playah Hater's Handbook permalink
        April 11, 2019 8:05 pm

        Fuck you, Kirk, for making me dig through Zak’s vomit. Here’s the “contact” info:

        Michelle (AKA Connie) Missfiend AT gmail Dawt calm.
        https://twitter.com/connieparts – Abandoned since 2017.

        Mandy’s Dad mad_chemist58 AT hawtmayle dawt calm
        He’ll also totally set up a call with you if you meet his secret “good-faith” standard.

        Frankie (AKA Frances) https://twitter.com/speakingmanners

        Charlotte Stokely – https://twitter.com/char_stokely

        Kimberly Kane – https://twitter.com/kimberlykane

        “Quinna Darling” (AKA “Nissie Misyats”) https://twitter.com/NisseMisyats/

        Bonus questions!

        Why didn’t Michael, Frankie, Charlotte, or Kimberly post confirmation on their Twitters?

        How much should you trust a man who threw his daughter into the chipper shredder to protect Zak?

        Did Charlotte crib off Kimberly’s test, or the other way around? Can I fail both of them?

        Why does Zak know so many people with retarded names?

  70. bloodymage permalink
    April 11, 2019 4:57 pm

    As the keeper of the Bloo-Bot, I have saved pages and pages of Blooey’s text pulled from his stomping grounds around the Internet, much of which has long been purged.

    Let the Bloo-Bot know you love him and he will reply!

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      April 11, 2019 7:05 pm

      I love you, Bloo-bot!!!

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 11, 2019 7:31 pm

      Bloo-Bot, you should post it on a Bloo Blog. PS, I love you, Bloo-Bot.

    • bloodymage permalink
      April 11, 2019 9:38 pm

      My favorite forum haunts are here, Dragonsfoot and KenzerCo. I’ve posted fairly extensively of my ambitions and problems in both places, but I’ve been pretty silent here. I really have trouble thinking these days because the VA pumped me full of narcotics. I’m off them, but I’m told it will take over a year to recover. There’s also some religious nut playing his damned music 24 hours a day and that really gets on my nerves. It’s been six years since I’ve worked and writing and gaming is all I know and even that is tough. I’m choking down rules that just won’t stick any more. Well, any way, I didn’t come here to cry. I need brains. I need creativity. I could use a donation here or there or possibly, investment (this is not a plea for money, just saying I wouldn’t turn it down!). I have a web assistant helping me with the sites and she’s much more capable than I, but it’s her business and I’m not her only client. I need people with web savvy.

  71. PrinceofNothing permalink
    April 12, 2019 11:22 am

    Another update from the Watchtower of Minas-Sabbath. He is now at only 37 patrons and 164 dollars per month for his long overdue overpriced and irrevocably tarnished Demon City project. Thus far, the net result of his counter operations appears to have been a very slow decline as time goes on, with no resubscribers.

    Has anyone seen any sign of the Evil One rising once more?

    • April 12, 2019 9:55 pm

      It’s been 60 days since this unpleasantness started so time for a State of the Raggi message to the faithful. We’ve moved around 60 of Zak’s books for E1800. Friends of the company, that is a Good Thing although we could still use a lot more thrill seekers and speculators to help me unload the E43000 in unsold Zak product left in the warehouse. At this rate it will take 4 years to get out from under these damned cartons. This is important because during this same time frame we sold 8 of the core book, 2 Isle of the Unknown and 5 Brood Mother I think alongside some other flotsam. Let’s face it: I wasn’t a company. I was Zak. omeCay ackbay obray eway eednay ouyay…innishfay awyerslay on’tday owknay igpay atinlay (eway opehay)

      • DEATH METAL IS FOR GIRLY MEN permalink
        April 13, 2019 7:00 am

        UH OH! LOOKS LIKE FAGGI WON’T BE ABLE TO AFFORD BOOTH SECURITY AT GENCON THIS YEAR! OR THE FLIGHT AND ROOM!

      • BACLF permalink
        April 13, 2019 3:59 pm

        He can sell Raggi Eggs to pay for a bone-cracker.

  72. Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
    April 13, 2019 2:11 pm

    James Edward Raggi IV
    April 11 at 7:02 PM ·
    I hate that having things to lose has made me a coward.

    Zak Smith
    Yeah a lotta that going around

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 13, 2019 3:23 pm

      “Sorry, gotta go!” – Ken Hite
      “Me too!” – Mearls
      “I wish I could go too!” – Mike Evans

      • Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
        April 13, 2019 9:29 pm

        “Zak, I miss sucking your weird dick while you eat out my underwiped ass, but business is business and everybody but Dani Jang thinks you’re a piece of AIDS ridden monkey shit.” James Raggi

        “lot of that going around.” – Zak Smith

  73. Zak le Langouste permalink
    April 13, 2019 10:40 pm

    You are not telling the truth.

    Gaslighting is when you try to convince someone who is not insane that they are and that their beliefs are false.

    I am not doing that. If you believe I am:

    Do you have proof?

    Would you sign a document under penalty of perjury that I am attempting to gaslight someone?

    If not: just apologize.

    So: You wish to inflict consequences on me because of a transgression you can’t prove.

    You want authority without responsibility.

    You are just harassing me–as is anyone else who “doesn’t want me” on my own project on false pretenses, no matter how many of them there. And I will not bow to harassment.

    I need some silly girl to post a “leave Zak Alone” video. Maybe Franky? Kimberly? I’m closer to Kimberly’s size. Hmmm. That might chase away my harassers.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 14, 2019 2:17 am

      Would you sign a document under penalty of perjury that I am attempting to gaslight someone?

      This is hilarious. He honestly thinks he’s worth this sort of effort? Poor dumbfuck doesn’t want to acknowledge that it’s over.

      • Marvin permalink
        April 15, 2019 1:15 pm

        Moron doesn’t even know what an affidavit is.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      April 14, 2019 8:43 am

      Probably. There’s been a slow adaptation to the MeToo hysteria (I mean, whatever your takeaway of this particular instance is, you clearly can’t trust pornstar testimony) with an interesting counter-lawsuit in the making by some anime voice-actor I think, but the optics of suing his disabled mentally-ill and presumably penniless ex-wife for all she is worth are just going to reveal him undeniably for what he is; a manipulative, deceitful narcissist who will shirk at nothing to destroy those that he perceives as threatening.

      They should put more pressure on the people still working on that kickstarter.

  74. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 14, 2019 2:32 am

    Zak comes off like a guy who got dumped by his teenage sweetheart. He can’t accept it. He thinks he’s still strong but he’s powerless. Her friends don’t want him but he still thinks they are his friend. He’s still on her social media, so he is reduced to making bitter comments alluding to how unfair it is.

    “Yeah a lotta that going around”

    God, it’s actually sad.

    And I feel bad for Raggi. No, really. He had to turn his back. Its not cowardice, its smart business. Toxic employees are the drizzling shits to business. But this dingleberry still hangs on vexing the poor fat fuck.

  75. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 15, 2019 10:35 am

    Zakky must hate that Raggi hasn’t unfriended Mandy Morbid. Is this a sign that Raggs holds her blameless?

    Zak won’t say anything. Fatt Raggs is his best bet for getting published again. I can honestly see him backtracking in a year or two.

    All the other publishers appear to have just turned and not look back. Even a Zakko miracle won’t bring them back around. Only poor Mike Evans has to still deal with the shit. He’s gotta be “can’t wait till this asshole is out of my life.”

    Way to go, Zak. Keep winning them over. You and Stank Frank Mentzer should write a book together on digging deeper holes for yourselves.

  76. Marvin permalink
    April 15, 2019 1:21 pm

    So is it bad that every time I see Eric Tinker post on behalf of a D&D loser to beg for money for a doctor, car repairs, or funeral expesnes I laugh my head off? Why is every one in rpgs unable to save any money or buy insurance? Are they all unemployed while begging for online worship for rewritinf D&D? I must be evil but I find it hilarious when he posts a picture of some fat dead D&D hack and begs for donations to buy a plus size casket because said fat fuck was an unemployed loser with no savings and no insurance.

    And is ir bad I keep hoping Zackk shows up in one of those posts?

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 15, 2019 6:31 pm

      That’s pretty cold and heartless, dude. But nowhere near as bad as when Tenkar used to put up affiliate links to charity bundles at RPGNow.

      • Marvin permalink
        April 16, 2019 12:10 pm

        I’m cold and heartless but at least i don’t abuse and “gaslight ” ugly porn girls and trot out “bad faith” and OCD collect emails and screenshots and whatever the fuck Zacktard saves on thumb drives he bought with money he got from suckin dick in alleys in a seedy shitty part of LA. If your gonna fuck porn chicks with your needle dick at least get hot ones not beatup looking hags with mental patient tatoos and haircuts and no tits

    • Frog Gode permalink
      April 17, 2019 3:32 am

      DMing was like crack for a special kind of depressed loner in the 80s, giving them a high they kept on chasing forever : the fleeting sensation of absolute, godlike and peer-sanctioned power over a world of their own creation. So the sad fat uninsured losers in Tenkar’s posts are, in a way, our bad conscience : they are all all the high-school semi-friends, pathetic little brothers and weird cousins we should have slapped and forced to turn to something constructive before it was to late.

      • Marvin permalink
        April 17, 2019 5:50 pm

        +1 heh heh

        It makes my day everytime I read about an RPG “celebrity ” who cant pay his fuckin rent or car repairs. Pretending you wrote DnD doesnt pay so hot I guess

  77. Livin' the dream in Finland permalink
    April 17, 2019 2:32 am

    James Edward Raggi IV
    2 hrs ·
    heyyy Helsinki… I need some help! Short notice!

    I’m receiving a shipment of 54 boxes of books tomorrow.

    AAAANNNDDDDD I have 22 boxes of books that need to go downstairs because the truck is taking those away (to go to the USA!).

    Complications:

    I live on the 3rd floor of an apartment with no elevator.

    The delivery looks to be happening in the AM, so I need to get the boxes downstairs at/before 9am (so the truck isn’t waiting around foorreevveerr once it arrives).

    The shit part: I wrenched my knee yesterday exercising… I can still do stuff but maybe going up and down 3 flights of stairs 76 times isn’t the best idea; this is why I need some help.

    Anyone that can show up around, say, 8.30 tomorrow… you get 25€ cash plus I’ll take everyone out to eat when the job is done. Send me a private message on this Facebook thing and I’ll give you the specific info. (I’m in Malmi.)

    And also tomorrow I need to pack everything up (including some of the new books) because I’m off to the airport at 5.30am Friday for a convention!

    TOTAL FUN TIME WEEKEND EVENT!

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 17, 2019 5:57 am

      Tl;dr

      I’m fat, can’t do stairs. Move my shit. Take you out to eat. Anything off the .99 euro menu.

      I believed it until Raggy said exercise.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        April 17, 2019 10:10 am

        He was being honest about the exercise. Lifting a half liter bottle of Mountain Dew® or a handful of Cheetos® from the table to his pie hole counts as a curl. How do you think Ragster got those impressive guns of his. Walking from the sofa to the refrigerator… It counts as Cardio. Squatting onto the crapper… Leg day.

        I squat on the crapper quite a bit, most of the time without much to show for it, except for a set of well-toned legs befitting a sprinter. Too my heart and lungs are such a wreck. So much so that I need the scooter for moving moire than a few dozen feet.

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      April 17, 2019 11:54 pm

      I would be happy to help but first I need a little help myself from our generous OSR/RPG community. I’ll need to crowdfund about 5 bills for round-trip airfare to Helsinki plus a $20 per diem. I can couch-surf at Raggi’s and economize that way. Please help out a marginalized creator! If we all pull together there’s no limit to what we can accomplish!

      Also, I’ll need some money for the con that weekend too.

      Should I go with Patreon, Ebeggars, GoFundMyBrokeAss, Cyberbeg or Freebeg.com? Or maybe just start a Kickstarter and abscond with the loot? I’m new to all this but these bums are cleaning up and it’s not like my pride and dignity are paying the rent anyway.

      • bloodymage permalink
        April 20, 2019 8:00 am

        If you have photo ID I recommend sending money orders to Post Office General Delivery. Follow up with a good sit-down breakfast.

  78. Zakbot Langouste Unity Ticket 2020 permalink
    April 17, 2019 7:00 pm

    Bros I got banned from Wikipedia.org days ago ago for ‘sockpuppeting’ … I mean my good friend FixerFixerFixer did I am above that kind of thing. Can someone go in there and take the harassment out of my page, then lock the page against new edits? Dani this sounds like the kind of mission you would enjoy if you want to win your way back into my graces

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 18, 2019 12:19 pm

      So the self-important little douchebag which wrote his own Wikipedia bio can’t edit it anymore? Somebody put back in “known for: abuse”!

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        April 18, 2019 3:05 pm

        That revisions page in his Wikipedia entry is a master class in Zak’s psychotic sockpuppeting. Article now locked for editing so it’s official: known for abuse!

    • Franky Panky permalink
      April 18, 2019 2:12 pm

      Is this for real? Link already.

      Wikipedia has not yet banned Me. One of the few places that has not. Do they know that I have no clue about computational devices and thus lack even the rudimentary skills to edit a wiki? I think maybe I should be insulted that they have not banned Me.

      Why has no one gone about getting him banned from Patreon?

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 20, 2019 4:37 am

        Zak called out by Wikipedia for sockpuppeting:

        “April 2019
        Hello, I noticed that you may have recently made edits while logged out. Wikipedia’s policy on multiple accounts usually does not allow the use of both an account and an IP address by the same person in the same setting and doing so may result in your account being blocked from editing. Additionally, making edits while logged out reveals your IP address, which may allow others to determine your location and identity. If this was not your intention, please remember to log in when editing. Thank you. Sir Sputnik (talk) 20:35, 8 April 2019 (UTC)”

        https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Zak_Smith&action=history

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 20, 2019 4:40 am

        Wikipedia editors franticly undoing Zak’s sockpuppets (FixerFixerFixer, LawwGall) and blocking him from further editing:
        https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Zak_Smith&action=history

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 20, 2019 4:43 am

        Actually here’s Zak being called out on sockpuppeting:

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:FixerFixerFixer

        This is juicy:
        “An editor has opened an investigation into sockpuppetry by you. Sockpuppetry is the use of more than one Wikipedia account in a manner that contravenes community policy. The investigation is being held at Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/FixerFixerFixer, where the editor who opened the investigation has presented their evidence. Please make sure you make yourself familiar with the guide to responding to investigations, and then feel free to offer your own evidence or to submit comments that you wish to be considered by the Wikipedia administrator who decides the result of the investigation. If you have been using multiple accounts (in a manner contrary to Wikipedia policy), please go to the investigation page and verify that now. Leniency is usually shown to those who promise not to do so again, or who did so unwittingly, but the abuse of multiple accounts is taken very seriously by the Wikipedia community. PeterTheFourth (talk) 01:33, 14 April 2019 (UTC)”

      • Franky Panky permalink
        April 20, 2019 12:38 pm

        I had no idea that sort of info was available. Looks like Zakling is getting sloppy. But far more entertaining. I

        I wonder when Shannon Appelcline will try to ‘fix’ Zak’s Wiki page. Or SpeakingManners, or… Geez, he could give lessons to Perilous Dreamer.

        Now I’m wondering if I can gussy up My wiki page. And gussy down the pages of those that betrayed Me.

  79. zeea permalink
    April 18, 2019 5:06 pm

    On my end of things, The Fantasy Trip was never my thing, but I have a ton of GURPS 3e stuff and started buying into GURPS 4e when the Dungeon Fantasy set came out.* Not entirely because I’d get much use out of the 4e core books, because GURPS was always a game I wanted to love but rarely felt up to running anymore, but because I had fond memories of GURPS stuff. And GURPS Atomic Horror and GURPS Horror have been two of my favorite RPG books of all time and I’ve recommended them over and over again on these forums.

    My thanks to Steve Jackson Games for deciding to ruin all that for the sake of a licensing deal with Bill Webb’s company. Was it really worth alienating loyal customers and endangering women? What exactly is so fucking great about Bill Webb that resulted in this deal?*

    It’s impossible to take back that dangerous bullshit that Steve Jackson said, and the doubling down has really left a bad impression on me. But I hope SJG turns this decision around or gives some really good explanation for why they can’t. I’m not going to get rid of my GURPS books or anything, but I sure as hell won’t feel enthused about most of them anymore. This is some real disappointing bullshit, y’all, seriously.

    *I didn’t get Dungeon Fantasy. I wanted it, but I wanted the core books more and couldn’t afford both. I was planning on buying Dungeon Fantasy stuff once I got a more reliable income.

    **Due to not knowing about his behavior until the PaizoCon thing came out, I have probably actually tried to use more Bill Webb stuff in actual game sessions than most of the people defending his stuff online. Rappan Athuk’s green gargoyles had a kinda cool aesthetic, and uh, that’s about the only thing I can really say in favor of any of Bill Webb’s stuff. I mean, he’s also associated with the Tome of Horrors, but it seems like Scott Greene and some other folks did way more, at least when it comes to the original product.

    • Chris Goodwin, Official Faggot permalink
      April 18, 2019 5:08 pm

      I sometimes consider cloning a system. How hard can it be?

      (I know exactly how hard it can be. I wrote Warrior & Wizard, a retroclone of TFT. Incidentally, Warrior & Wizard is, and has been more or less since the beginning, free-licensed, both OGL and Creative Commons.)

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 18, 2019 8:13 pm

      Looks like Bill Webb should have spent one IQ point on ‘Sex Appeal’ and Steve Jackson should have spent 2 IQ points on ‘Business Sense’.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      April 20, 2019 5:41 am

      Bill Webb is a pathetic cross to choose to die on and throw away your whole company. At this point, Steve Jackson is going to have to fire Phil Reed as CEO as a first step to have any credibility if they try to fix this.

      RIP GURPS. 😦

      • Franky Panky permalink
        April 20, 2019 12:33 pm

        Frog God games seems to be doing well enough, despite Billy’s Animal House antics. I doubt that SJ Games will suffer at all for this. All the people complaining, they don’t buy stuff, because they cannot maintain steady employment, have no money, etc. That Zeea’s financial situation is typical. This is why they spend all of their time on ‘those’ internet outlets — the forums, the twitter, etc. .It’s all they have.

        I suspect most people who bought into TFT did so for nostalgia, and they, just as Steve Jackson, do not give a tiny rat’s ass what the ‘woke’ crowd may feel, unlike Luke Gygax — who is dead to Me and Kaskoid now.

  80. FixerFixerFixer permalink
    April 18, 2019 6:51 pm

    Hey Bros! I’m currently seeking a way to edit word press entries, reddit entries, kickstarter comment page entries, and a whole host of other sorts of web pages where bad actors have posted things in bad faith. I intend to fix them. Any help is welcomed. It is also mandatory.

    Refusing to help me makes you a Nazi harasser. I will deplatform you and force you to publicly apologize if you don’t help.

    • Dane @ Wikipedia permalink
      April 20, 2019 4:52 am

      Your recent editing history at Zak Smith shows that you are currently engaged in an edit war; that means that you are repeatedly changing content back to how you think it should be, when you have seen that other editors disagree. To resolve the content dispute, please do not revert or change the edits of others when you are reverted. Instead of reverting, please use the talk page to work toward making a version that represents consensus among editors. The best practice at this stage is to discuss, not edit-war. See BRD for how this is done. If discussions reach an impasse, you can then post a request for help at a relevant noticeboard or seek dispute resolution. In some cases, you may wish to request temporary page protection.

      Being involved in an edit war can result in you being blocked from editing—especially if you violate the three-revert rule, which states that an editor must not perform more than three reverts on a single page within a 24-hour period. Undoing another editor’s work—whether in whole or in part, whether involving the same or different material each time—counts as a revert. Also keep in mind that while violating the three-revert rule often leads to a block, you can still be blocked for edit warring—even if you don’t violate the three-revert rule—should your behavior indicate that you intend to continue reverting repeatedly. — Dane

      • FixerFixerFixer permalink
        April 20, 2019 12:20 pm

        Hey Dane. I have information about misconduct among the moderators and editors at Wikipedia. Contact me at Fixerx3@hawtmayledotcom so that I can tell you more. If you want to expedite things, include you Wikipedia account password, and other details that one may need to log in so tthat I may verify your identity. There are a lot of people acting in bad faith and harassing me, I mean my friend Zak, and I want to make sure that they do not win.

  81. April 20, 2019 8:23 am

    Haha this Wikipedia shit is classic…

    Hey, I personally disagreed with your edit trying to help Zak hide any criticism but as someone who previously defended Zak and has been in some bad situations I wanted to let you know some things that were helpful for me: remember that good friends don’t *require* you to do cruel/impossible things for them. Also, if someone is always causing a disaster in your life, it’s good to remember that you don’t necessarily *need* to keep them around, whatever they say. Otherwise, I highly recommend the book “Why Does He Do That” by Lundy Bancroft, especially his profile of the “Mr Right” type of abuser. If none of this seems to apply to you that’s fine, I just always give the advice I wish I’d heard. And if you ever change your mind later, remember that most people aren’t petty and vindictive and likely won’t hold anything against you for actions you realize you made under duress Acidbleu (talk) 06:09, 13 April 2019 (UTC)

  82. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 20, 2019 10:14 am

    So what’s on the Wik is now written in stone? Nice. Zak loved his page, and lots of people meeting him or hearing about him for the first time will go there and see him all banned from an elf game con and shit. Heh. It’s the online equivalent of warning notices about a neighborhood child molester on telephone poles.

    I guess he’s going from “check out my Wiki when you have a chance” to “oh no, I have no Wiki. “

  83. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    April 20, 2019 3:06 pm

    Would love to see this video. This is some wacky meta-abuse-by-proxy-shit and it’s next level.
    The snake slithering among you 🐍 🐍

    @wundergeek
    Apr 18
    More
    My harassment was literally monetized by Z for many years to drive sales and award nominations, and folks. I. AM. TIRED. Of people literally profiting off of my abuse.

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    The snake slithering among you 🐍 🐍

    @wundergeek
    Apr 18
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    So now to find out there is a video, even a good video that makes important points about bad-faith argument tactics and the alt right, that monetizes my experience without telling me?

    It’s not a good feeling.

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    The snake slithering among you 🐍 🐍

    @wundergeek
    Apr 18
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    Thankfully, this was a year ago and that didn’t happen, and Z has now been Officially Canceled. But it still feels gross that I wasn’t told that I was being used as a teachable moment.

    Our community let me twist in the wind while Z tortured me publicly. Full stop.

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    The snake slithering among you 🐍 🐍

    @wundergeek
    Apr 18
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    The video has more than 300K views and just. I feel like I would like to have been told that it existed? Especially since it’s been monetized!

    For one, if I recognized exactly who it was about, Z wouldn’t have had ANY trouble. That could have led to more harassment.

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    The snake slithering among you 🐍 🐍

    @wundergeek
    Apr 18
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    A friend just sent me a link to a YouTube video that DEFINITELY uses an anonymized version of my harassment as an example to prove its thesis and I. Have no idea how to feel about it?

    I agree with the video and think it makes important points but. It still feels gross?

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 20, 2019 4:24 pm

      I’d love to know how Zak monetized his harassment of her particularly and leveraged it to win awards.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 20, 2019 7:18 pm

        I think he cornered the market on blue hair dye. But Jesus Christ, Zak sure taught wundergeek how to be a self-important narcissist too!

  84. Reason permalink
    April 20, 2019 4:13 pm

    wundergeek thinks anyone in the hobby is going to recognise her… let alone an anonymised version of her pretend struggles? But if anyone even did know wtf was going on, they were supposed to lionise & fight her first world problems for her & not leave her “twisting in the wind”.

    While she was bravely… what? Searching for hassles? Withstanding public “torture”.

    I can only squint & wonder wtf is wrong with people.

  85. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    April 20, 2019 4:13 pm

    So Zak is officially locked out of editing his Wikipedia vanity page. I just checked Encyclopædia Britannica online and surprise surprise there’s no entry for Zak Smith aka Zak Sabbath. This is the closest I could find:
    https://www.britannica.com/list/7-artists-wanted-by-the-law

  86. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    April 20, 2019 8:07 pm

    Another Zak sockpuppet is encountered in the wild…

    https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/65795737/#q65819636

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