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Okay, I’m Back on Gail Gygax’s Fucking Team

March 7, 2019

This article is a friggin’ hoot. Gail is a legit psycho and I feel for the poor Deputy Fifes up there in Wisco who have to endlessly shoo noisy cats out of her alley and pretend to file reports about sinister imaginary Smoking Men parked out front.

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But I’m back on her team because she’s upfront about not wanting to be around fumbledick Tenkar and his creepy stalking. He’s up to his usual crybaby bullshit, pissing his diaper that the article’s one-sided after he refused to cooperate and took a shit on the reporter. This fat-assed dope is just pissed that he’s not allowed to monetize the links about him in her article.

And Gail’s got beef with Franky Panky! That Wookie-browed son of a bitch actually billed her for photocopies, maybe he’s not lying about being desperate for damn pennies.

I hope Gail has a few more spurious lawsuits left in her quiver and tosses one at Tenkar, one at Frank, and one at whoever keeps booby trapping her garden. I also hope she sticks to her guns with that godawful Gary statue, the one that looks like something a retarded kid would build out of Duplo blocks. It’s exactly what Gary would have wanted.

wtf is this horseshit

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  1. Marvin permalink
    March 7, 2019 9:18 pm

    Ugghh…that guy and his fucking blog where he just shills for free shit non-stop…dude, you’re living large on the taxpayer’s dime with your generous lifetime cop benefits and early retirement. Buy your own fucking games. Can’t stand that fat fuck.

  2. Marvin permalink
    March 7, 2019 9:21 pm

    Also, notoce the weasel phrasing “I don’t recall saying” over on fat boy’s shill-a-thon blog. Not a denial that he said so, ehhhhh? Must be worried there’s corroboration. I’d remember whether I said such stupid shit.

  3. Let me tell you about my character permalink
    March 7, 2019 10:33 pm

    You’ve got to give her props for having brass balls. A pesky little thing like a $30 million lawsuit hanging over her head isn’t going to slow down Yoko from touting Gary’s leftovers. She’s still looking to play Let’s Make a Deal but only if you’re properly qualified. Don’t apply if you don’t have a vagene:

    https://gygaxgames.com/gails-blog/f/looking-for-female-game-devs

    Oh, Saint Gary! You’re just supposed to shtoop the secretary, not marry her.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 6:06 pm

      I have 1000 times more respect for her than any of these osr ass clowns who change a few words, put a new title on the front, & pretned they wrote d&d. Fucking creative geniueses. Fuck em all and their shitty d&d knock off rip off imitation bull shit games. It’s not a magic user, it’s a sorcerer, see? Totally different game! Armor class 0 is bad now! Innovative! They should all be tithing at least 100% of the proceeds from” their ” games to the Gygax estate. And build their own fucking ugly wisconsin statue memorial instead of begging someone else to comply with their desires to have new place to masturbate over elves and dwarfs.

  4. BACLF permalink
    March 7, 2019 11:27 pm

    In hindsight, it looks like Lorraine Williams was the heroine we needed, after all.

  5. Mjollnir permalink
    March 8, 2019 12:07 am

    While it’s true that Tenkar has an absurdly distorted view of his/his blog’s importance (www.tenkarstavern.com/2019/03/psa-your-bartender-has-never-been-paid.html -just read his comments in the replies, and those of the fags like “Jacob Ross” whomst tongue his butthole), shitting on reporters is never the wrong answer.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 6:07 pm

      True but he’s still a selfimportant fat fuck living on the tax payers generous pension and benefits plan. Fuck him all day, all night, and invent a time machine so it goes on forever

  6. Franky Panky permalink
    March 8, 2019 12:19 am

    Harumph: This is the thanks I get for *comforting* her in her time of need. I only did it as a favor to My friend Gary, who changed the world. And because she was the one who got away. Me, Cock-blocked by Kuntz all those years ago so Gary could make his play. Kuntz may have accidently done me a solid. Irony?

    I wonder if Gail has read some of the tripe that this “reporter” has written about Gary. I’m guessing not. Ah, YDIS’s good friend Oakes Spalding took a few moments from his busy schedule of over-populating the world with his children to write several blog posts about her. You’ll have to get past the photos of his take from his day job as cup rattler at a busy intersection near his church.

    Should I use My not inconsiderable scales as a consummate Lady’s Man to seduce this soi-disant reporter Cecilia D’Anastasio? Or just run her over with My new scooter. I’m getting a bull bar installed on it after GaryCon. I’m thinking a nice flat black finish, maybe with some LEDs. Kaskoid says I should go totally chrome. I think chrome would show the smears and stains moreso than flat black. Thoughts?

  7. Frog Gode permalink
    March 8, 2019 2:19 am

    Secretary of the Year has got a surprising amount of bile to waste on a retired rat cop turned armchair kickstarter inspector. But a little sexism spin goes a long way these days (see Theranos). Let’s put Cecilia in touch with Whitman and Skarka too, so she can tell them about this magic vagina get-out-of-jail card.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 6:09 pm

      To be fair the retired fat cop is so worthy of bile, it’s hard to resist spewing some in his direction. Can’t blame her

  8. reason permalink
    March 8, 2019 6:50 am

    This one’s just sad. Gary’s stuff going to lay wrapped up in a situation nobody wins until he’s almost forgotten and half his fans are senile or dead. Erik’s a boor, Gail is out of her depth and probably needs more help than she is willing to take and anybody who tries to act on Gary’s work is pretty easily crushed by the complications or painted as a shill.

    The only enjoyable bit was visions of “cool Gary” swanning around LA in mink hats living large on the strength of his creations (which he may have stole a bit).

    I keep imagining Millhouse Through-the-Looking-Glass saying, “A Seventh Game! Its the Seventh Game of the Seventh Game people! Sourcery!”

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 8, 2019 10:24 am

      Gary never wore mink hats. Beaver was his preferred hat material.

      • Gary Gygax OFFICIAL VERIFIED permalink
        March 8, 2019 7:41 pm

        I never liked beaver I love boy hiney, starting with Kuntz’s boygina back in 75. Frank is still pissed at me because back in the Hollywood days I got us a date with the two Corey’s and gave him Feldman not Haim. Now that was so sweet tight ass that Corey Haim!

  9. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 8, 2019 11:15 am

    Oh man, I was hoping the focus would be on Zak trash for at least 6 months.

    Post any updates on that fuckface here guys, so we don’t miss a single tasty morsel.

  10. Mr.Peephole permalink
    March 8, 2019 1:46 pm

    There’s plenty still going on with Fuckboy. Go read the comments sections on Demonshitty. He is using everything from ” Mandy is a liar” to “your attacking me cuz I’m a Jew.”
    Some of the best egotistical, assholeness you’ll ever see displayed by another human.

    • Mjollnir permalink
      March 9, 2019 1:10 am

      Zak’s personality is actually pretty typical for a Jew.

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 9, 2019 5:20 am

        Also, I want to remind everyone that plans for the All Male, All Gay Fourth Reich are still on track!
        Join the Gay Incel Movement with me, PrinceofNothing and Frog Gode today!
        #gaynazi #doinggay #mangina

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 9, 2019 8:12 am

        ~dissavowels

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        March 9, 2019 11:30 am

        Just please, for Christ’s sake the both of you, DON’T POST ANY MORE OF YOUR GAY NAZI PORN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!
        It’s bad enough having to see that skank Satine pop up in the thread and she does normal people porn!

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 9, 2019 6:31 pm

        The “gay nazi” thing is (or was) commonly heavily promoted by Jews on Gab too, but it’s not as easy to spoof usernames there.

        Real Mjollnir = gay
        Fake Mjollnir = also gay

        know the difference

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 9, 2019 6:51 pm

        The call is coming from INSIDE the house!
        #DoingGay #GayNazi #GayIncel

      • March 10, 2019 4:06 am

        I disavow all of you and take exception to the description of Satine’s revolting obscenities as “normal people porn.”

        I can’t picture anyone unironically being a Nazi and not also wearing a tank top and living in a trailer park. Do either of you guys watch anime?

      • Frog Gode permalink
        March 10, 2019 7:11 am

        ~ still to close to his dark Turbonegro phase, politely declines.

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 10, 2019 3:15 pm

        Prince of Nothing – If you’ll recall the torchlight parade in C’ville at UVA had the coalition of the freaks, and their journalist allies, completely freaked the hell out BECAUSE the polo and khakis clad nazis looked so… normal. Just the suburban white guys next door. Your neighbor might be a neon-nazi.

        The trailer park meme was shown to be the jewish lie that it always was.

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 10, 2019 7:42 pm

        Prince of Nothing – and we had a lot of hardcore gay Nazi anal sex down in Charlottesville that weekend too! Lots of khaki pants balled up on the floors of every motel room in a 20 mile radius! My bunghole is still sore!

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 10, 2019 11:21 pm

        YDIAJ – I’m glad I never entered a real email address to post here.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 9, 2019 10:05 am

      Always found it amusing how he would pretend to be Jewish as a shield when necessary. You know he’s got to be the one who put that “His father is a Jew” line in his Wikipedia page since literally no other article has stuff like that outside the “early years” section. It was his defense against people mad at him for associating himself with neo-Nazis. News flash: no practicing Jew would act or look like the clown. Maybe a Hollywood “Jew when it’s convenient ti claim to be a minority” Jew like so many actors and producers who wouldn’t know Channukah from charupa.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        March 9, 2019 2:09 pm

        From what I know about it is in that community you are only considered a Jew if its from moms side. So Jews would not accept his claims of oy vayishness.

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 9, 2019 11:04 pm

        Zak’s a lying, manipulative narcissist. That’s pretty much the official definition of practicing Judaism

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 10, 2019 4:19 am

        And Zak is definitely not allowed to join our Nazi Gay Incel movement for an all gay all male Fourth Reich!

      • Frog Gode permalink
        March 10, 2019 7:22 am

        Just like most of the OSR, Zak is solidly Gen-X of mindframe and idiosyncrasies. Our dear Millenials (who will inherit the Earth, bless their little Khmer Rouge hearts) certainly don’t see jewishness as a positive feature.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        March 10, 2019 1:01 pm

        So which of you is Ilhan Omar IRL?

      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 10, 2019 4:57 pm

        The simple fact that Zak put “His father is a Jew” into his Wikipedia is evidence that everyone understands that Jews are an enormously privileged class in America.

        When a person representing supposedly the most oppressed groups in the world (female, immigrant, Moslem, Black) even mentioned AIPAC and thus Jewish lobbying, just look at how EVERYONE came down on her like a ton of bricks.

        The poor Jewish billionaires who control the US government through proxies are the REAL oppressed and endangered minority.



      • Mjollnir permalink
        March 10, 2019 6:48 pm

        YDIS confirmed as the real Jew spoofing my posts. The links I posted were to “Boners” by The Sassy Bottom Boys (look it up). The post had to “await moderation” because vid links, and the gay shit above is the results.

      • March 11, 2019 8:46 am

        I’m a Double-Secret Probationary Jew but I look 100% goy, your worst nightmare. I have reported your IP address to the Global Zionist Domination Council, they will dispatch a Circumcision Enforcement Agent to your location shortly.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        March 10, 2019 7:48 pm

        Okay I see what’s going on here. Nazi Mjollnir is Zak S, and Gay Nazi Mjollnir is one of Zak’s “friends” at his apartment using his computer because old shit for brains with a mohawk forgets to log out of his YDIS account.
        Mystery solved. Zak S: Fake Jew, Fake Nazi.

      • An amused bystander, definitely NOT Franky Panky permalink
        March 11, 2019 10:18 am

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 9, 2019 1:46 pm

      Satine’s BDSM and fetish porn is “normal people porn” to you? TMI, Arneson, TMI. Then again, any info about you, who rests uneasily inside the soggy cardboard walls of your pauper’s coffin, is too much. If you only had a lick of smarts, you’d have been rich. But no, you were a moron. Nobody cares about you Arneson, except that lot at Murky Hills or whatever the place is. Oh, and Kuntz, who is squeezing a few tens of dollars with that *book* he wrote about you.

      DemonSquatty Patreon has reached a plateau at 44/$137. Who are these 44 chumps anyway?

      • March 11, 2019 10:10 am

        43 133 now, slow decline. What is the status of DS actually?

      • March 12, 2019 10:05 am

        134, 177. A big new doner arrives! The start of the Zakaissance, or merely some financial legerdermain, or as we call it in dutch, “een cigaar uit eigen doos?”

      • Franky Panky permalink
        March 12, 2019 10:39 pm

        Ah My fellow Prince. You know I have incontinence issues, among many,many other medical maladies, and yet you post that Duutch. I’m not sure Z wants to crap out a cigar from his ass. At least that is what Google translate says it says.

        Well at least I got a good laugh. And had to change My Depends®. I took it as an opportunity to treat Myself like the royalty that I am and have a session with My new sitzbath. It has some sort of aroma-therapy attachment. Lavender this time. Happiness is truly a wet and warm and squeaky clean tushy. Calgon, take me away!

      • March 13, 2019 12:09 pm

        While it is good to finally have one’s claim acknowledged by a member of Gary’s Court, albeit it only a scatologically obsessed and obviously drunk avatar, I should have accounted for the existence of Bill Clinton when I posted that sentence. You may inflict any appropriate punitive rapes demanded by the American legal system on the official representative of the all-male, all-gay fourth reich Mjollnir.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 16, 2019 9:20 am

        42, 174, slowly, like the glaciers of a past Ice Age his edifice crumbles.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 1, 2019 3:16 pm

        39, 168. A slow but steady decline in backers, but one mystery resubscribed. Curiouser.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 4, 2019 11:27 am

        38, 167. And still he falls. I am curious whether the Mandycaust coincided with the darkening of Google Plus by intent rather then coincidence so as to limit his ability to spread his fell rede to the rest of the OSR.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 6:16 pm

      I love his desperate attempts to appeal to the few who might still give a shit whether he’s forever fucked and his childlike separation of everyyhing into good/bad true/ false as if he can’t fathom nuance. And best of all he thibks he’s a “good person” ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh and the reference to jews is just such a hilarious and desperste move ….yes it’s just like antisemitism to believe the worst about a dopy manchild who has displayed ex-Zack-tly the sort of behaviour and demeanour that you’d expect from a sociopath or other wise mentslly ill autistic fucker

  11. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 8, 2019 1:58 pm

    Hoo boy, the guy in charge of that kickstarted probably dislocated an eyeball rolling it when seeing Zako going into his “question everything – but me” schtick with people who gave him money. Zakdick could have done a couple of sentences “I deny the allegations” basically, but he’s gotta do his autistic thang.

    I remember Raggi making an entire post years ago “Zak Smith is scary smart” and praised his ability to argue. what a fucking joke.

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      March 8, 2019 2:49 pm

      That’s because Zak’s whole strategy for winning arguments is to say “I’m right, always. If you doubt that then you have to prove it beyond a reasonable doubt. But I’m still allowed to do all kinds of spurious shit.” Raggi is definitely not the smartest tool in the box. The fact that he worships all these edgelord psuedo-intellectuals like Peterson and whatever flavor-of-the-month-borderline-fascist-“free-thinker”-with-a-youtube-channel would mean yes, he thinks Zak is scary smart. Fuckin idiot.

      The best thing is that Zak doesn’t know that by following his old methods he’s just proving everyone right. Defending yourself from accusations of sexual and psychological abuse isn’t winning an argument on the internet.

      But FUCK YEAH GAIL GYGAX. Saw that huge as article this morning and nearly shit my pants.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        March 8, 2019 5:57 pm

        Recovering Retard, if you are out there somewhere, we could use an illustration of Zak dressed as R Kelly.

      • March 11, 2019 6:56 pm

        Jordan Peterson is an actual intellectual, the real deal. Acknowledging Peterson’s greatest is what separates individualism from SJW bullshit, or my za’akier bullshit.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 13, 2019 4:29 pm

        Right. If you do not submit to the Jordan Peterson is Great cult, then you are by definition an SJW.

        You don’t even have a clue how fucking stupid that is, do you Vengie? Maybe reasoning mechanisms do not exist in zakier brains. So maybe it is not your fault you are bleating alt-right tropes as Tarnowski feeds them to you, hoss.

        Do you actually do any gaming anymore, or just crank out digital turds and expel gas with Pundejo and that dude with the gay cowboy hat?

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 15, 2019 12:09 pm

        @Venger ask for specific examples of Peterson lying, bring up your gaming tally as rhetorical ammunition, then go on the offensive by demanding positive role-models above suspicion.

        If you lose, claim you are jewish, accuse your opponent of lies and get into an abusive relationship with a bipolar woman for 10 years.

        Good luck pilot.

  12. Let me tell you about my character permalink
    March 8, 2019 9:25 pm

    I’m not sure what DeSanto is doing at G-con this weekend, but I’ll bet the conversation went something like this:

    Somebody: Hey Luke, did you hear some Hollywood guy named Santa-something-or-other is suing The Widow Gygax ™ for 30 million simolions? Can you believe it?

    Melfie: (coffee spit take) 30 MIL !?!? Make that man a Guest Of Honor, stat! With two tickets to the Grand Nerdlinger’s Ball!

  13. FEAR OF THE ALT-RIGHT GAY INCEL MOVEMENT permalink
    March 9, 2019 5:24 am

    What’s the status on plastic silverware at Gary Con this year? Did that guy ever get his fork form like what six years ago?

  14. Marvin permalink
    March 9, 2019 10:12 am

    1. Why do nerds think they’re entitled to see Gary’s stuff? It belongs to Gail so too bad.
    2. Why so nerds think it’s worth seeing? His only even barely worthwhile products we have seen: OD&D and AD&D. Every thing else he ever had a hand in that saw light of day sucked. Why would his unpublished work be any better? It’s unpublished for a reason. Had it been even halfway decent it would have been milked dry for $$$ while he lived.
    3. Who the fuck gives a shit about the stupid-ass memorial? Only a total loser would drive or fly to Wisconsin for ANYTHING, let alone a hideous statue. You’re going to look at it for 5 minutes and then do what in Wisconsin? Eat some cheese and wish you were in a state that doesn’t suck the life out of you so hard that you have to pretend to be a dragon-slaying dwarf to escape your cruel numbing reality?
    4. For all the nerds who gave her money: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, a fool and his money, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      March 9, 2019 11:26 am

      Gary’s IP has very little value anymore. Certainly not the value Gail thinks it has based on the 1980s heyday when the little gold (piece) digger broke up Gary’s family and stole the first Mrs. G’s husband, thinking her ship had finally come in. Only a handful of elderly gamers like Tenkar Turdmouth want to see it, and they will all be senile or dead soon. Kids today are throwing literally millions of dollars at Matt Coleville and Critical Hit, not Castle Zygag or whatever Franky Panky’s Depends undergarment load of a setting is called. Their ship hasn’t come in, it has long sailed into the distant horizon.

      And if Gary Gygax were still around today, he’d already be #metoo-ed right out of the gaming business forever like Franky Panky and the Zak Attack.

    • March 11, 2019 7:11 pm

      Hey, I’m in Wisconsin! That’s reason enough to visit… or fucking stick around. Plus, we have the cold weather.

      • Marvin permalink
        March 13, 2019 6:19 pm

        All that tells me is yoi need to sell more books so yoi can afford to get the fuck out of the midwest

        By the way, i actually dig your spirit and enjoy your louche and sexy sleazy schtick

  15. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    March 9, 2019 11:23 am

    Looks like Zak’s Wikipedia is going to be OK. How does it work? Can Zak do what he wants with it? Because most well known abusers have entries saying so.

    Who is this Varrick Robinson he claims to have dated? Looking up that name on Facebook just shows black dudes.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 9, 2019 11:49 am

      Told you he wasn’t straight. Or white. Or Jewish. Or talented. Or smart.

  16. Gayle King, Oprah's BFF permalink
    March 9, 2019 3:40 pm

    Hi there, nerds and losers. This is Gayle King, Oprah’s BFF. I just did that highly watched interview with serial abuser and pedophile R. Kelly.

    To answer your question: No, I will NOT be doing a similar interview with Zak Smith now or ever. To be bluntly honest, NOBODY has ever heard of that motherfucker! We don’t just put any old loser on television! America don’t give a shit about some overaged LALALand loser with a mowhawk! As my best friend in the world (no lesbo) Oprah Winfrey would say, AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!

    People have heard of R. Kelly. People know who Bill Cosby and Kevin Spacey are. Ain’t nobody ever heard of some loser named Zak Smith Sabbath or whatever the fuck. Bitch wrote and edits his own Wikipedia article for fuck’s sake!

    Sincerey,
    Gail King
    Successful Pop Culture Personality, unlike Zak Smith

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 10, 2019 1:15 pm

      Greetings, Gayle.

      First, congratulations on the success of the R. Kelly interview. It’s taken the pop culture by storm.

      An Offer:
      I wrote the best selling version of D&D of all time, the boxed sets & booklets. I am also known as the Prince of the OSR. A heady title I know, but it befits Me, someone who is a very, very important person in the RPG world. I am currently enmeshed in a few scandals, some sexual, too.
      If you’re interested, I’d be happy to sit down with you for an interview, and even run one or more D&D games for you and the crew, staff etc., at no charge (off-set), set in My exciting and legendary Milieu Empyrea.

      An Expansion:
      If there is further interest I could bring along my friends and business partners Tim Kask and James Ward. They too have led colorful lives. The three of us together, the fans would love it, and social media would reflect it. Kaskoid and I could take care of any pesky stalkers a beautiful woman like you must have. We are working on a ‘bumper car’ maneuver whereby Kaskoid and I approach the target from different directions and ram into them simultaneously, *compressing* them between our bull bars.

      I’m 68, semi-retired, not looking for work, and have a whole host of medical conditions– but fortunately Erectile Disfunction is not one of them, so if you and Oprah are “into it” The three of us could have a lot of fun, adult fun 😉 😉 off-set too.

      Thanks for your time.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        March 10, 2019 1:22 pm

        Another thing: Don’t worry about your cats. I never rub them the wrong way.

        Finally: My mobility scooter vibrates. I’m finding that chicks really dig that. GaryCon has proved a bountiful ‘hunting ground’. So many ladies wanting to *console* Me over the loss of My GoH status. As a gentleman, I can hardly refuse them.

      • Gayle King, Oprah's BFF (NO LESBO) permalink
        March 12, 2019 5:27 pm

        Mr. Panky, if you are here to deliver some bakery goods or something or clean the toilets, could you please use the servants entrance around back? Thank you.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        March 12, 2019 10:42 pm

        Greetings again, Gayle.

        If you like anal, no need to be coy about it. Just come out at say it. I have no problem with entering through the back door 😉 😉

  17. Stedman Graham permalink
    March 10, 2019 2:36 pm

    Yo, Frank, this is Stedman, Oprahs long time spiritual partner and pussy-macker supreme.

    We may not be married, but she be my woman and I don’t appreciate you talking about her like that (talk how you want about Gayle; she’s a monkey spunk eating cunt) you fat, white, Granpa Munster-looking mutherfucker.

    So you famous for writing some gay-ass game for white, broke retards? Where you pretend to be some fucking loser Bilbo Baggins Legolas Sprite drinking faggot? Yeah, good for you. I fuck O’s fat stanky ass for a living, and that takes more balls (and strong gag suppression skills) than a dork bitch like you ever will have.

    If I find out you are at one of these mutherfucking faggot Bilbo elf ears festivals, Ima show up and put my Bruno Magli dead in your shit stank ass crack, you fucking nerd bitch.

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 10, 2019 3:27 pm

      Greetings, Stedman.

      By all means, do attend a convention, and bring Oprah, and that delicious Gayle too. I’m certain the 4 of us could work something mutually pleasurable out. I have a few *friends* at the Con that would love 😉 😉 to meet you. If you like fucking fat stanky ass, a Gaming Convention will be heaven for you. Those events abound with ‘fat stanky ass’. You won’t walk comfortably, or urinate pain-free, for days afterwards. But it’ll be a good kind of pain. I’m certain you, a man of the world, understands. I can even pass you some of My sloppy seconds to get you started. Pro-tip: don’t turn on the lights.

  18. Stedman Graham permalink
    March 10, 2019 8:21 pm

    You’re a respectful white man, Granpa Munster, so maybe I can work with you. Honestly, I mostly only ever grew up around white folk, jewboys and such, so its doable (wait, you aren’t a jew like the real Gramps Munster, are you?).

    I hit on the idea for a magazine for old white tabletop gamers. Capture the current aging nerd popularity like lightning in a Colt 45 bottle; (“it works every time”). We can call it “F” and it’ll be great.

    Put you on the 1st issue cover, that pic with the fucked up white eyebrow hair going up your bitch face like Gandalf summoned it. It’ll be written for children and Frenchies and Chinks and retards to understand like your D&D thang. Articles on old fat fucks and how they navigate throngs of idiots at conventions, new models of fatass scooters, and you can host and edit reader sexy letter sections about how they scored with fugly white gamer bitches (is that Satine Phoenix bitch white, Mexican, Mongoloid, or what?) in they hotel rooms.

    Think about it, but in the meantime prove I can trust you. Tell me about the people of color you hired at your old white bread bakeries.

    I gots the big Oprah Bucks(tm) so lets talk mutherfucker!

    Steds.

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 10, 2019 10:28 pm

      I live in the Great State of Wisconsin. I haven’t hired any PoCs because there are no people of color living in Wisconsin. Just a few Italians and Poles who live in Milwaukee. Maybe a few Irish near Menomonee. My bakeries, well, We don’t bake much white bread in them so you really oughty not call them white bread bakeries. It will confuse people. People buy their white bread at the grocery store. They come to Us for more exotic fare– and sometimes erotic fare. You should see how well Mrs. Panky can decorate a penis cake. Almost as well as she can *eat* one 😉 😉 We also specialize in pie crust cookies.

      Oh, another pro-tip. Never take a ‘Con Crush’ back to your own hotel room. Get down to business elsewhere. A utility closet, or their room if you plan on taking your time.

      Any magazine I involve Myself with must of course provide very favorable coverage of the biggest pan-industry project ever, My Empyrea. It’s even better than Greyhawk, and certainly less perverted than Forgotten Realms, the D&D equivalent of V.D. It’s creator has probably had just about every kind of V.D. there is. You live in California, so you’ve met people like that.

      • Marvin permalink
        March 13, 2019 6:22 pm

        There’s also a great state with the same name as the shitty midwestern one???????

  19. Mandy’s Expeditious Retreat (...back to Canada) permalink
    March 10, 2019 8:40 pm

    https://imgflip.com/i/2vq4o3

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 10, 2019 10:42 pm

      Point of Correction: Gary kept his scribblings in loose leaf binders which he stored not in she boxes but rather in baskets, old bushel baskets that he routinely ‘borrowed’ from a nearby orchard. Something about being a Jehovah’s Witness. His basement always smelled faintly of rotting peaches. Unless Mornard had been around. Then the place stank of onions for days afterwards. I always thought Gary was anolfactic. It’s the only way to explain how he could endure the presence of some of those early D&D players.

  20. Dani Jang permalink
    March 11, 2019 2:00 pm

    I will have Demon City. And read it through and play the game. And hope dtrpg will rescind about their disassociation with your works, Zak. I know you are known for douchebaggery to some, but this game and other people putting distance from you has nothing to do with this poor conceived scandal. Art for art sake, I’ll read it and evaluate it, just like I have been with your past games.

    Seeing awful lot of evidence that Zak provides unto this time(including handful of witnesses) and no further follow-up evidence or words from Mandy. What damage is done can’t be recovered. It’s really easy to bring a person down but hard to prove one’s innocence. Regardless of truth of the matter, with what ulterior motive Mandy had, she achieved her goal.

  21. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    March 11, 2019 2:02 pm

    Of course she didn’t–Demon City will come out and will be the finest horror RPG ever made, and other projects are still moving along.

    There’s only so long such a paper-thin accusation can stand, even in RPGland.

    Z

  22. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    March 11, 2019 3:02 pm

    He literally said that in the kickstarter comments? “Demon City will come out and will be the finest horror RPG ever made” The fun never ends.

  23. Z collaborator permalink
    March 11, 2019 6:53 pm

    I’m not “known for douchbaggery”.

    Bros, Demon City kickstarter is proceeding as planned. Demon City Patreon goes up to 44 backers and $177. Score one for the good guys, Bros. Zak is coming back. There is no way to rid the OSR of me. I’m like a securely affixed, large tapeworm in the OSR’s colon. Mingy, Mandy, may have pulled a few segments off of the body, and the OSR shat them out, but the head remained. I’m regrowing those segments now.

    Soon, I will be larger than ever. All those people that abandoned me are going to regret it.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 6:23 pm

      Ha ha ha ha hillarious that’s pretty much Alllll he’s known for

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 11, 2019 10:55 pm

      Tenkar. Punked him. The biscuit-head. In the bakery world, that is a mortal insult.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 12, 2019 3:47 pm

        Genius. Tenkar is gullible and borderline retarded. Like all NYPD.

      • Marvin permalink
        March 13, 2019 6:30 pm

        Too fucking stupid to recognize the dates and location and too lazy to click a link and learn before making an ass of himself. Sounds about right for new yorks finest

    • March 12, 2019 9:42 am

      Damn. Bloodymage would have been PERFECT for the job 😥

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 12, 2019 3:46 pm

        I know, right?
        I have all the feelings right now 😥
        ~vibes

      • bloodymage permalink
        March 25, 2019 8:05 pm

        That’s a feather in my cap I don’t need.

  24. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 11, 2019 7:37 pm

    I just had an evil thought… Gail should turn all of Gary’s old material over to Ken Whitman.

    Hear the lamentations of the grognards!

    • March 12, 2019 8:08 am

      I have not heard of Ken Whitman. Is he related to those Whitmans who produce the chocolate sampler boxes? I don’t think chocolate people know much about Gary or his legacy. Their chocolate is not very good either.

      I’ve been in contact with a charming fellow named Gareth-Michael Skarka. He assures me that he can develop Gary’s material in a way that does justice to Gary’s legacy. He says kickstarter is the way to do it. I’m not sure about him. That hyphenated first name seems too “Hollywood” to me. I don’t trust Hollywood people.

  25. March 11, 2019 8:30 pm

    Coming on Halloween 2019 – Zakcon

    Where: The Stardust Motel on East Sunset Blvd. Make your reservations early. Hourly rates available. Please note: hotel has no ice machine. Ice and continental (mention the con for a large coffee and donut for a buck fifty) breakfast next door at 7-11. Meals available at Jose’s Tacos down the block. Mention the con for free churro with any 10 dollar purchase.

    Volunteers wanted. All positions are for security – its a pretty rough area.

    Schedule:

    (Please note: as there is no conference rooms no gaming will be available)

    Sat

    10AM: Panel – circular logic and arguing.
    12PM: Panel – online svengaliism and stalking 101
    2PM to 230PM: Zak Sabbath porno scene marathon
    4PM to 8PM: TBD
    9PM: Charlotte Stokley con-wide bukkake (additional fee required).

    Sun

    Nothing. This is a one day con.

    • Mandy’s Expeditious Retreat (...back to Canada) permalink
      March 12, 2019 9:23 am

      Count me in!

      I’ve already prepped my “Raggi the Last” cosplay. It was a cinch; all I needed was a lumpy pillow, a mop head, and a checking overdraft notice paired with a letter disowning Zak. (I cleverly sprinkled droplets of water over the latter to simulate tear stains!)

    • Z-Con permalink
      March 12, 2019 10:31 pm

      EDIT: First three registrants receive $20 off a nipple piercing at High Voltage Tattoo [valid Tuesdays and Thursdays only, 9-10 AM.]

  26. March 11, 2019 10:53 pm

    So if you’re reading this, there’s a good chance that you already know that I was a consultant on D&D 5e.

    But you might not realize that I’ve consulted on multiple other RPG products. Clearly smaller ones than 5e, but within a variety of ranges. From important products by known designers to start-up OSR products by small press publishers, including first-timers.

    Among these, I’ve Consulted on Raiders of R’lyeh, Corporia, and Adventures Dark & Deep.

    Anyways, if you’re looking for help in working out the design or smoothing out the kinks in your RPG product, and would like to hire me, get in touch!

    It is important that people know I consulted on D&D 5e. And that I have emails, very sensitive emails, from Mike Mearls. I want my credit back. Damn that Zak Smith. Unless he needs a consultant for Demon City. Call me Zak. We can work something out.

    RPGPundit

    Currently Smoking: My cat’s catnip mixed with some dried oregano. Designer pipe tobacco is expensive.

  27. Dani Jang permalink
    March 12, 2019 9:52 am

    Funny thing is, your logic of black and white thinking will just put you on a same spot later in life again. I don’t know, your sense of veracity and stubbornness might be just enough to keep you going, even without allies from this community to stand up with you. Enough of this stupid rhetoric from me. Deliver this horrific tales of demon city as you promised. And at least come up with ways to put your product up on dtrpg again, please. That is a huge let down for digital readers, and PODs.

    But still you have to keep list of enemies short, Zak. All this drama was like a snake charming. Your distress called out your rivals and “people not in good faith” out of a basket to gnaw at you.

  28. March 12, 2019 9:57 am

    You have no idea what my life will be like. But it’s irrelevant: I have to do the right thing regardless fo the consequences.

    As for dtrpg: you want it, you must fight for it–write to stevew AT onebookshelf.com .

    Let them gnaw. The more bad people that reveal themselves over this, the safer future fans and creators will be when they’re all forced to apologize or be deplatformed.

    Anyone even dreaming of supporting this shit should raise their hand now so everyone knows who to avoid.

    • March 12, 2019 10:08 am

      Coming this summer, Zak Attack 2: This Time it’s personal. Rated A for Autism.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 13, 2019 4:35 pm

        Asian babe: “What ‘expendable’ mean, Zakbo?”

        Zak (as Himself): “It’s like being king of the party, for a while. Then you get accused of rape or something by a bunch of liars. You get tossed out, and the party moves on. And nobody seems to care…

        …but I’ve kept all the receipts.

        Applecline…I’m coming for you…”

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 14, 2019 10:49 am

        “Let them gnaw. The more bad people that reveal themselves over this, the safer future fans and creators will be when they’re all forced to apologize or be deplatformed.

        Anyone even dreaming of supporting this shit should raise their hand now so everyone knows who to avoid.”

  29. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 12, 2019 2:08 pm

    Zak going back and forth with that Korean (or whatever) weirdo reminds me of when Blooeymage held discourse with Russian spambots. It’s so awesome. Currently the idiots only “platform” is the Kickstarter discussion where only one or two sad shits are willing to acknowledge him.

    The guy in charge of it must be just trying to get it all done with so he can wash his hands of it all. If he had any fucking balls he’d chime in “Zak, please, this is going ahead as originally planned. Please, lets leave well enough alone and not damage it any more. You have a fucking blog to blow your cheesy loads on.”

    I get the feeling Jizzhead is ultimately going to settle for a small handful of sycophants, all speaking in hushed tones about his eventual triumphant return like Voldemort’s Death eaters.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      March 12, 2019 3:17 pm

      Zpastic is sperging Out like always. Must have blown the last of his patreon money on crank and is living large typing out his usual arguments we’ve seen for years now to the only person that will even acknowledge Zpastic exists anymore in his underwear while the dirty dishes are STILL in the fucking sink where Man-Dee left them when she told Zpastic to fuck off. Then there’s the laundry, Zpastic hasn’t made a trip to the laundromat either. Zpastic just keeps recycling the shit smelling clothes he thinks are ‘punk’. Laundry piled up, dirty dishes, Chinese take out cartons overflowing from the trash because he can’t be bothered to take the trash out because he must prove he’s ‘right’ only there’s no forum that will have his lame ass anymore. Of course it’s been this pathetic for years now only this final proof of what a complete fuck he is really puts things in perspective.

  30. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    March 12, 2019 3:09 pm

    Looks like shithead is convinced that he will be vindicated and welcomed back as the enfant-terrible golden prince of rpg design.

    A possible angle no one has considered: Mandy is in on it. And so are the other girls. It’s all a plot to elevated him to messiah status…

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      March 12, 2019 3:43 pm

      His ‘career’ in gaming is over. Ragu the Last is probably over as well due to collateral damage for enabling Zpastic for years. Oh how the edgelards hath fawwen.

    • March 12, 2019 4:13 pm

      Much as I like myself a good conspiracy theory, I don’t think that works out. Even the implication sans proof has already had a direct financial impact, there’s possible extra damage to his main publisher (like, say, Kowolski pulling out), the kickstarter, any future projects anyone undertakes and there’s always the possibility Drivethru is just going to uphold the Zak ban, even if Mandy just remains silent and doesn’t start dumping his personal tweets in a counter-attack.

      I guess if Mandy immediately comes out with a confession of how it was all bullshit and all of the other pronstars confess it was nonsense too (for whatever value of nonsense you can find, I thought fake-boob-birthday-elf confession was positively useless to begin with) I’d consider it but it would be damn dumb. The mere accusation cut his support to below half. Right now its hovering just below half, with a large amount from a single supporter. I’d keep track of his Patreon as a barometer for his support, keeping in mind it started at 400 dollars and about a hundred backers, so he lost about half of his total support. Demon City is going to perform shittily and might not be available for sale on drivethu (if I understand the ban?). If its a scheme, its a remarkably dull one. There have been some shenanigans going on with Lotfp and I’d take with a grain of salt everything those guys say and do about being under attack but a conspiracy on this scale needs to be worth the risk.

      It’s going to be interesting to see if people threw him under the bus because they believed the charges, or simply because it was a convenient excuse.

  31. March 12, 2019 3:44 pm

    It’s not true, relevant or meaningful to say

    “this talk about Zak will go no where Zak has his view.. others got there own.”

    The truth is 100% knowable and anyone who cares can find out easily:

    The witnesses are available to talk to, and will answer emails and take phone calls from anyone including backers. They will all tell a completely consistent story, even corroborating details I know nothing about bc they all witnessed the same thing. There is also LOTS more corroborating written evidence for anyone who want that.

    So there can only be 3 groups of people:

    -People who investigated and know the accusations are bullshit

    -People who don’t care and so have said nothing

    -People who still believe the accusations are valid because they haven’t talked to the witnesses or investigated and so must be dismissed by everyone because they haven’t lifted a finger to back up what they’ve said.

    That means there’s a LOT to do and find out for anyone who isn’t 100% open and vocal about the accusations being false.

    If you want Demon City widely available or more things like it, all of this is still _very_ relevant and definitely “going somewhere”. Pretending this has boiled down to a “he said/she said” is simply not true.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 12, 2019 7:14 pm

      Hand raised eagerly…if only because none of gour chicks are top shelf pussy. Sad, man

    • Reason permalink
      March 12, 2019 7:19 pm

      I love how he’s still trying to dictate how you can & must think; “there can only be 3 groups of people…”- he’s so masterful at setting up false binary positions that he’s create a false trinary!

      Actually, Zak, there are a multitude of ways to think… He’s very conveniently left off the most obvious alternate position of people who have read enough and think he’s full of shit, a manipulative, self serving & consistently deceitful & duplicitous in his past & current dealings.

      And he’s really asking people to ring witnesses?

      Is Zac preparing to impersonate Mandy’s dad on the phone, Ferris Bueller style?

  32. Mike Evans permalink
    March 12, 2019 3:50 pm

    I understand that there are many questions, opinions, observations, testimonies, and emotions surrounding this entire ordeal, but this Kickstarter and its community page are about the product, Demon City and its fulfillment. I encourage anyone wishing to continue discussion of this topic to utilize a different vehicle (be it Facebook, Kickstarter Private Messages, Twitter, Discord, etc.). Please try to keep all discussion on this site related to Demon City and its development.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      March 12, 2019 5:47 pm

      Good luck shutting the Zakattack down! He’s already gone full retard and has no intention of stopping until the meth runs out and he collapses in his skid marked undies in a withdrawal coma.

  33. Mandy’s Expeditious Retreat (...back to Canada) permalink
    March 12, 2019 9:03 pm

    http://tao-dnd.blogspot.com/2019/03/the-peanut-gallery.html?m=1

    Here we’ve got Alexis outright admitting he just writes political screeds and shitposts about other ArrPeeGee bloggers in order to drive traffic to his own blog, apparently for the lofty purpose of making up for the relative lack of attention paid to his erudite posts on proper gaming technique (which, for obvious reasons, no one gives a shit about).

    He fails, however, to actually explain how attracting the leering gaze of such learned and handsome trolls as ourselves would contribute at all to his oft-proclaimed goal of D&D re-education. I can only surmise that seeing any hits at all on his blog makes poor Lexi feel better, given that his loyal following consists of a handful of sad, Stockholm-syndrome mopes that he must constantly cajole and guilt-trip into throwing him a few more coppers.

    It seems this all started because Alexis took a swipe at noisms for having the audacity to utter such heresy as “do whatever works for your group” or some such platitude. Naturally, noisms bristled at such ungentlemanly treatment from the gun-totin’, fist-wavin’ Canadian and responded with his own piss-takes, including these observations in the comments:

    “He is one of those people who it’s probably more appropriate to pity than get angry with. I used to read his blog way back in the day but quickly realised it’s not worth getting into a discussion with him – any such discussion is just an opportunity for him to puff up his ego”

    “He uses his blog and its comments essentially to try to inflate his (presumably very low) standing in life, which isn’t entirely unusual.”

    Naw, not our Sexy Lexi! Say it ain’t so!

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      March 12, 2019 10:09 pm

      Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 4:21 pm

      Who the fucks alexis?

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 13, 2019 4:46 pm

        This is a prime illustration of “ignorance is bliss.”

        But if you must know, this picture will tell you.

        https://yourdungeonissuck.wordpress.com/2013/10/21/alexis-d-smolensk-author-of-petes-garage/

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 14, 2019 9:07 pm

        All you have to know about Alexis Smolensk aka Tao of D&D:

        1. Pseudointellectual blowhard
        2. IT COUNTS THE HEXES ON THE MAP!
        3. Hir game sounds DULL. AS. FUCK. (you will be tracking shit like cereal production per hex or some dull nonsense before you ever get into a dungeon)
        4. Thinks they are a “professor”. A D&D “professor”!
        5. Sad Reality: sweaty fry cook who can’t keep a job
        6. Author of Pete’s Garage, a pseudointellectual journey into transwomanhood or something.
        7. DEM TITTIES! (has owned this illustration on hir Tao blog as being an accurate portrayal and official portrait)

      • Mandy’s Expeditious Retreat (...back to Canada) permalink
        March 15, 2019 7:14 am

        Alexis, much like Zak, is one of those guys that, through his self-righteous screeds and condescending, contemptuous comments toward his fans and detractors alike, behaves in a manner that would be utterly unacceptable in any real world, polite society. Simply put, no one with any self-respect would tolerate the behavior he proudly displays for any length of time if they met in person.

        Meanwhile, he repeatedly fantasizes about having the technology to punch someone through his computer screen, apparently not realizing that if such technology were to exist, he would be one of the very first to explode in a shower of gore after immediately being the recipient of a barrage of blows that would put a Fist of the North Star villain to shame.

        Digging a little deeper, Alexis is your classic thumb-up-his-ass, self-proclaimed sage who possibly possesses a wealth of idle knowledge that is broad but shallow (at least if his claims are to be believed). While there is nothing wrong with varied interests and knowledge for its own sake, Alexis is the type that is bitter and resentful of the fact that the world does not see fit to provide him with renown and a comfortable living for his useless dabbling. Unfortunately, his personality and inability to apply himself to anything but elfgames and his vanity blog has left him forever denied the kind of academic sinecure he so desperately covets.

        To cushion his bloated ego while he flips burgers, writes copy for Halloween costumes, and mooches off his kid, he holds court on his carefully policed blog where he takes the only thing he has studied with any depth, D&D, and tries to make RPGs out to be some kind of meticulous science that should not even be attempted without a firm grasp of
        sociology, anthropology, geography, geopolitics, drama, business, and elaborate rules for nautical navigation and trading commodities (among other things, at least according to his latest vitriolic post).

        His only fans are a few sadsacks who apparently think so little of themselves that they dutifully pop in just long enough to pat him on the back and admit what inferior DMs they are, thanking him for the privilege of being belittled.

        There, that’s Alexis Tao in a nutshell.

      • March 15, 2019 7:23 am

        Okay, but where do the pirate rape fantasies fit in?

      • Mandy’s Expeditious Retreat (...back to Canada) permalink
        March 15, 2019 10:48 am

        As for the pirate rape fantasies……yeah, I got nothin’. Maybe expressing the side of him not content with just the “cuddling” he always mentions.

        Probably don’t wanna dig that deep. “Gaze too long into the abyss…” and all that…

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 15, 2019 5:02 pm

        8. Pirate Beach Rape = THIS IS ME LOVING YOU!

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 6:35 pm

      That guy thinks peanuts are expensive??? Ha ha ha ha ha ha what a dumb fuck

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 14, 2019 9:14 pm

        Find the story on his Tao Shitty D&D blog of the time he fell down the stairs at work and his coworkers in the kitchen just stepped over him. Very telling and a hoot to boot!

    • March 15, 2019 7:54 am

      Yes, Cory, but it is perfectly clear that he [Frank Mentzer] does not believe himself to be at any real fault. And the outpouring of support on the net from some quarters indicates that he could count on supporters wherever he goes. So the “be treated like a criminal” excuse doesn’t wash.

      Tenkar has it right. He’d be treated like “a normal person.” That’s the cred he can’t bear. He doesn’t see that it’s his responsibility at this point to clean himself up, 68 or not, GO, be sociable and friendly, have no expectations, mend fences and let time solve everything.

      Instead, he wants to fume like a lord in his castle, demanding his privileged rights as though the rest of us are no more than his subjects, whether we like him or not.

      He did personally apologize to me for his behaviour, when I asked him. There is some level of contrition to the man.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        March 15, 2019 7:58 am

        Lies. I never apologized to him. I’ve never met him. He’s a Canadian peasant. I would never even associate with his ilk, let alone apologize. If I did meet him, I’d run him over.

      • Mandy’s Expeditious Retreat (...back to Canada) permalink
        March 15, 2019 10:52 am

        Frank, you might want to invest in a few more scooter upgrades before you try flattening that big galoot. I know that might be tough on your fixed income though.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        March 15, 2019 9:08 pm

        Monster Truck tires? Or tank treads? The former is more practical, but nothing expresses such utter contempt for someone as leaving their flattened carcass embedded in your tread tracks.

        My income is fixed. However, Mrs. Panky has the income from 3 successful bakeries. My sweetback has sweet buns too. 😉 😉

  34. March 12, 2019 11:10 pm

    Why are you jerks not watching my videos? Watch them dammit. I’m only half-baked in most of them. I need the views. Google is going to de-monetize my channel. Do you know how much fuel costs for my scooter’s new flamethrower attachment?

    It’s worth every penny. I gave myself quite a thrill with it the other day. I was in the park near my house, where I go to run over those damned bushy tailed tree rats. They make noises just like that loathesome toad Arneson used to make. I looked at the trigger for the flamethrower and why not? I toasted the little bitch’s furry ass. Only I set just its tail on fire.

    The thing leapt up into a tree, over some branches and onto a neighbors’ roof. Neighbors whom I hate too. Still ablaze, almost a complete fireball at this point, shrieking like that bitch-boy Blume, the squirrel squeezes itself through the air vent in the gable and into the attic.

    Long story short. A 3 alarm fire. Neighbor’s house left without a roof. The only down side was I had yet to blaze up my afternoon fat one, so I was not in the correct frame of mind to derive maximum enjoyment from the show.

    Watch my damn videos. They are like my love letters to the OSR.

  35. Dani Jang calls whores permalink
    March 13, 2019 12:44 pm

    *ring ring*

    Charlotte: Hello, “Zak’s torpedo of truth hotline, Charlotte Stokely speaking.
    Dani: Herro. This Dani Jang. I proud supporter of Demon City book and Zak.
    Charlotte: Hi! Thanks for supporting the project
    Dani: You Zak girlfriend?
    Charlotte: Um, well, I’m his friend and supporter.
    Dani: I see on youjizz webplace you are in many video with happily hung negro men.
    Charlotte: *pause* look, uh, this line is for support and questions about the Mandy situation.
    Dani: how Mandee? She liar and sick cripple. In my country we give cripple women to secret police for many honorable rape In lieu of overtime pay.
    Charlotte: Yuck. But yes, Mandy is a liar.
    Dani: I see you go high school in Utah. Did you give many American traditional car blowjob in high school? In my country blow jobs required of girls, or we drink many beer and set family house on fire. If family have dog we have Bar b Que.
    Charlotte: Jesus!
    Dani: I wish you come to my land so we play Demon City and me and friends give you welcome bukkake.
    Charlotte: look, I don’t do bukkake stuff. Its usually one on one and sometimes girl girl.
    Dani: in my country lesbionic wommen dishonor family. Secret police make them vanish to work camp where many orientation rapes take place. This make great Demon City scenario.
    Charlotte: *dial tone*

  36. Wundergeek permalink
    March 13, 2019 2:29 pm

    On Critical Role:

    Some people say “they started out as friends”, but once you get bigger than a certain size, and once you start doing shit for money, THAT CHANGES THINGS. They could have used their SIZEABLE platform to create and hold space for marginalized creators, and they didn’t.

    The reality is that THIS is what gatekeeping really looks like. It’s not “I refuse to work with brown people”. It’s “I only want to work with my friends…. who just happen to all be white”.

    Extending your whites-only friend bubble into your business decisions IS GATEKEEPING.

    Fellow whites – I’m not invested in Critical Role in any way – I don’t follow them, and I don’t follow their stuff. But boy am I tired of people using “but they’re all friends” to justify this kind of white nonsense. Because “but all my friends are white” IS WHITE NONSENSE.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 4:18 pm

      But when blacks do it, it’s okay, right?

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 4:20 pm

      Are tokens okay?

    • Mjollnir permalink
      March 13, 2019 4:30 pm

      Just want to say Marvin is me and totally into an all white male gay dude only FOURTH REICH!
      #doinggay #gaynazi #YDISnotOneOfUsShitlist

      • Marvin permalink
        March 13, 2019 5:51 pm

        I wish you were me so I could save tine typing. I just havenever liked this Zackery Smith wanabe porn star fake artist shitty writer worse drawer piece of shir and his juvenile attempts at “debate” where he thinks he gets to lay ground rules of either/or and everything he says is true unless you are a fucking ocd queen ass tinklebell like him saving screenshots and emails like a loon to prove he said things every one knows he said but he pretends never happened, kind of like how he was never shannon appleklein or whatever the fuck her name is. I hate pretentious ass holes

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 14, 2019 10:29 am

      Wundergeek is truly something else, but I am glad she at least subconsciously realized her psychotic rants were of interest only to the morbidly curious and she now restricts herself to cooking for her hard-working husband and begging for e-money to make terrible games for attention, or complain about obviously fake abuse for attention.

      I don’t know about all women, but proselytizing feminists DEFINITELY should not be allowed to play games or near children for fear they might try to abort them out of jealous hatred of their innocence and love for life.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        March 15, 2019 2:28 am

        What is baffling about Wundergeek is that, as she herself chronicled multiple times, she was basically just a white heterosexual broad on the fast track to middle age, who happened to have a history of mental instability and an obsessive interest in both elfgames and third-wave feminism. It turned out to be a lethal cocktail, that dragged her into a spiral of imaginary abuse, imaginary queerness, evergrowing shame about her lack of melanin and in the end intense, constant psychic pain caused by those gaping cognitive dissonances. It all laid out in her Twitter feed for everyone to see, and yet she doesn’t grasp that the only thing she needs is to distance herself from the feeders, the queerifiers and other manipulative enablers in her life, and seek an actual therapist. I can’t help but feel for her kid.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 15, 2019 12:07 pm

        Oh yeah that poor fucker is going to have a rough time. I have a few people in my vicinity with mentally ill/abusive parents and shit is damn hard on them (no seriously, bad parenting is like my rape culture, only it exists in the west and is a legitimate problem). Your parents lay the blueprints of your worldview. You can either come to embrace it, or become a refutation of it.

  37. Heavy Brown Trans permalink
    March 13, 2019 5:01 pm

    I don’t want to hear about how arm-chair “realistic” it is to default to miss-recorded Western medieval standards of race, gender, sexuality.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 5:44 pm

      Yeah, man, medieval Europe was rife with black tranny homosexuals. There should definitely be at least 1 on every page of any medieval-Europe fantasy game. I bet Lion & Dragon has one on the cover.

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      March 13, 2019 7:13 pm

      Shameless plug: Only one more day to pledge $45 and play in a Diverse Game with Heavy as your GM. Before making possibly triggering contact, you may wish to review some helpful articles on Zir website:

      “A guide to interacting with me at Conventions and Events”

      “Before you post that comment…”

      “How to interact with me on twitter”

      etc.

  38. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 13, 2019 5:36 pm

    Zaktrash must really be desperate to claim the bitches he knows would actually be willing to field calls from The Unblown in his defense.

    You gotta almost feel sorry for him. He’s flailing.

    • Marvin permalink
      March 13, 2019 5:47 pm

      Not even almost. It just gets funnier and funnier to see him desperately flail about for someone to even listen to his side and begging them to call his select and no doubt thoroughly coached witnesses who only seem to write what he dictates or prompts. Can’t wait til hes sucking dicks in back alleys to make rent, then he’ll finally be as edgey as he’s always dreamed of being with his retard haircut, suburban brat tatoos, and look at me antics pleading for mommy and daddy’s attention. Ass clown, thy name is Zackery

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 13, 2019 5:55 pm

      If he came across as sincere in any way, I might feel some pity. But he is doing his standard issue tactics, of misrepresenting evidence, setting false dichotomies, calling people dishonest and insane, accusing anyone who disagrees of arguing in bad faith, etc. His typical ironic, lying self. He shows a pathological lack of not just remorse for anything ever, but any awareness that people just might have legitimate differences of opinion.

      He’s an amoral piece of shit. Fuck him to hell.

      • Marvin permalink
        March 13, 2019 6:00 pm

        And that too! Is it wrong hope the art community shits all over him too? He claims to be an artist, apparently. At least he edited wikipedia to say so.

  39. Marvin permalink
    March 13, 2019 5:57 pm

    I would pay good money for a zacky farms verses eric tinkerbell cage fight to the death. Fatass cop verses skinny cream puff. At first I’d think tinkerbell would win but then he’s probably out of breath just from standing and lible to have a heart attack any moment from his fatassitude, but then again zacky farms would probably snap his already limp wrist if he ever learned how to make a fist and actually landed a punch at all, which is unlikely. Best outcome is fatboy bends over little miss genderfluid and reams his puckered bunghole til it bleeds, both can claim victory then. Fatboy wins the actual fight and can claim “you’re only gay if you take it” and scrawny scarecrow can play up his victim status and pretend he’s “transgressive” and “bicurious” since he took a fat man’s load up his acne covered ass. Win-win!

    • Kent R. O'Saurus permalink
      March 13, 2019 7:27 pm

      I represent Oscar Anderson, Billionaire Dinosaur, CEO and Sole Proprietor of Oscar Anderson Industries. He likes this, and has tendered an offer of employment for the sum of $700K per annum. The sum may be princely, but you’re going to earn it the hard way.

      Report to Oscar Anderson Industries global headquarters, 69 Jurassic Way, Rockstone City, WY at your earlier convenience. Wash your ass.

  40. Mjollnir permalink
    March 14, 2019 8:23 pm

    LIST OF PRO NAZI GAY INCELS
    Mjollnir
    Frog Gode
    PrinceofNothing
    Marvin
    Kent

    Now pull down our khaki pants and give us your tiki torch, if you know what I mean! 😉 😉 🙂

    • Synagogue of Santa permalink
      March 14, 2019 10:00 pm

      Jews always lie, however this list appears accurate

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 15, 2019 12:03 pm

      Listen, I know Satine would bang like nine black guys for 200 bucks but she would rather commit Seppuku then grace you with a motherly forehead kiss, but that’s no reason to call me a doing gay. I have fucked women you incel pigfuckers.

    • bloodymage [BLOOBOT 3.0] permalink
      March 15, 2019 4:45 pm

      Not a fan of gay Nazi fudgepackers, but they’re people too. 😳

    • Frog Gode permalink
      March 16, 2019 12:05 am

      I am not a gay nazi, but my wife is. I guess I’d have to off meself for her to qualify as an incel, though. So let’s settle on “NGI sympathizer”.

      • The Real Donald Trump permalink
        March 16, 2019 1:28 pm

        “Collaborator” would be more historically accurate, Frenchy!

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 16, 2019 3:46 pm

        Veni Vidi Vichy

      • Frog Gode permalink
        March 17, 2019 11:57 am

        Real Nazis came to kill our jews and fuck our women. NGI invaders would probably try to do the opposite, and fail at both. Not much room for profiteering here. But we would definitely laugh a lot more this time around.

  41. bloodymage [BLOOBOT 3.0] permalink
    March 15, 2019 4:46 pm

    I found out at GaryCon that my good Arizona friend Zach Glazer has died. He had chronic liver problems, I know. I will miss him.

  42. Happy St Paddy's Day from the Ghost of Phil Lynott's Penis permalink
    March 17, 2019 3:54 pm

    As I was walking over the Paul and Barry Mountains
    I met Captain Kenthole and his arse was a cum fountain.
    Sperm it was a-spurtin’ from several perforations.
    His colon had been ravaged by cocks of a hundred nations.

    Mush-a-ring dum a doo, dum a da
    Whack off your daddy-o
    Whack off your daddy-o
    There’s semen in Kent’s butt.

    He looked at me all pie-eyed, his mien was truly skanky.
    He said, “I don’t think you read, boy, for I see that you’re a Yankee.”
    He then gave his opinion, about old Don Quixote:
    “I thought he would be cunty”, but that’s stupid, so don’t quote me.

    Mush-a-ring dum a doo, dum a da
    Whack off your daddy-o
    Whack off your daddy-o
    There’s semen in Kent’s butt.

    Some men like the fisting, some men like the bowel-ing.
    Some men like to pound Kent up the butt until he’s howling.
    Me, I like the gaming, ‘specially in ol’ Bloo’s stinkdungeon,
    And courting filthy, rich girls who are just like Nancy Spungeon.

    Mush-a-ring dum a doo, dum a da
    Whack off your daddy-o
    Whack off your daddy-o
    There’s semen in Kent’s butt.

    • Frog Gode permalink
      March 18, 2019 1:45 am

      Hurray it’s that time of the year again : James Joyce Pub Toilet Crawl everyone!

  43. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    March 19, 2019 12:19 pm

    Getting the DT’s from my lack of Zak spazzing. Surely the autistic king of gaming whores is spewing his gibber jabber somewhere?

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      March 19, 2019 1:48 pm

      He’s too busy making the greatest horror rpg ever made. Clearly, his rebuttals have proven that the accusations were false and he’s fully vindicated.

      • Zakbot Langouste Unity Ticket 2020 permalink
        March 19, 2019 3:03 pm

        It will be the greatest horror rpg ever made when Im finally done with it. Ive already been cashing checks for the last two years do develop it including the 60k check my good friend Mike Evans sent me back in September. Sweetest scam ever better than art. Easier because the peoplle are dumber.

  44. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    March 19, 2019 4:34 pm

    Oh Waky Zaky, you know damn well most of that kickstarter money goes to the fulfillment of the physical item. And you’ve probably spent a lot of what you got by now.

    I think you’re kind of speechless after blowing your response load to Mandy, and much of it was a sad, weak dribble like in your Mandy videos (she at least never had to fear facials from you; most healthy young porn dudes blast 3 or 4 good jets of face goo). You may still be in shock that your biggest choad, Mandy’s dad betraying his poor disabled daughter, was either ignored or just didn’t matter. That’s gotta hoyt.

    But please, get back to thrashing in public. Its comedy gold to those of us who predicted your eventual fall. And we love savoring every moment. Mmm-mm! That’s a good cracker!

  45. March 19, 2019 10:58 pm

    I have been spurred to remember–due to the recent explosion of those accusing Zak S. of his many abuses–one of the reasons that I am writing Lake Geneva Days, a definitive insider view of my relationships with Gary Gygax, the Gygax family, TSR, etc.

    Copyright 2019 Rob Kuntz

    Mentzer, In this book, I am going to humiliate you, you pompous, lecherous, superannuated sybarite. I will not mention ZakS. Who is he, another of these parasitic little pricks that claim some piece of the genius that was Dave Arneson?

    All hail the genius that is Dave Arneson!

  46. Ernest Gary Gygax Jr the Second, Son of Gary Gygax permalink
    March 21, 2019 7:19 pm

    As of this time the whole project status is waiting for Benoist to complete the writing of the creations we generated together. Then he will pass them on to me and days later we will on video chat finish cleaning the material up. He has no desire to hear or see any comments on the KS page since it fires him up to defend the LATE status instead of working on it at all. He is a finicky artist and will not release parts of anything until it is completed.

    He does not have access to the funds and they sit at about 78K now (lots of art and other original business expenses, as well as an expensive worthless accountant to start with). As soon as the project fulfills I will be closing down the LLC and Ben somehow wishes to keep a company somehow, I do not.

    I playtested the Marmoreal Tomb on three of the four games I ran at Gary Con XI and I will be running some more games at NTRPG con in June. I don’t have the finished level 2 or the level 3 Caves of Chaos although some of the monsters and ideas I generated for them are lots of fun and Mark Allen has a fantastic bit of art on my favorite creature of Chaos.

    I don’t respond to these statements for the same reason I don’t get into blogs and all that. If you want to talk to me about something send me a facebook message: Ernest Gary Gygax Jr

  47. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    March 22, 2019 4:14 pm

    Alright, my TFT Kickstarter fulfillment box arrived today, but I had to go to work before I could open it up. I’m a happy little clam, needless to say.

    My one beef with the revised ruleset is that they seriously nerfed, of all things, halflings. In the original ITL rules, they got an extra +3DX adjustment to missile weapons, missile spells, and thrown weapons, with a +1 damage adjustment. By the book, the missile weapons talent would stack with this, providing a whopping +6DX adjustment, making for a lethally effective archer.

    In the current ruleset, they only get a free ‘thrown weapons’ skill, thus they are no longer the unlikely badasses of the game.

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 27, 2019 4:18 pm

      Still waiting on mine.

      Curious to see what other rules changes Steve decided on.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 27, 2019 5:54 pm

        Talents such as ‘missile weapons’ and ‘fencing’ are tiered, with a one-for-one IQ/DX swap maxing out at 3:3, rather than the classic 3IQ/3DX swap in the original game.

  48. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    March 22, 2019 5:21 pm

    Anyone notice that the ihititwithmyaxe twitter account has been suspended? Apparently he was pushing followers to spam post his rebuttals at the accounts of people who supported Mandy’s statement. Glad to see the twittergods banished his shit.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      March 22, 2019 9:37 pm

      Nice. Glad to see him flopping about still like a fish in a dry bucket.

      Behind the scenes stuff too. Secret War! Hopefully those spammed were just annoyed. He does have great conviction in his rebuttal. I wonder if the James Gunn rehiring has inspired him. Raggi and DTRPG and such absolving him of guilt. Seeing as he doesn’t seem to want to use his blog for the fight, his venues are lessening.

      Keep thrashing like that lobster in a pot, Zaky boy. Keep thrashing.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 24, 2019 10:18 am

      Zak recently popped up as a sockpuppet on the RPG Reddit trying to whip up the Redditors to read his “defense” but got a taste of his own attack medicine and a flurry of downvotes instead. He still doesn’t realize it’s over for him, at least in the RPG community. In fact, he never realized when he was titillating the unblown neckbeards with the scabby whores of pr0n, those losers were there for the women, never for him (except maybe Kent who has always fantasized about being Zak’s fluffer). Naturally they are going to side with the women.

      And even if he is innocent (not that he is), nobody cares. The RPG community was just waiting for an excuse to dump his ridiculous ass for good.

      Still, I hope he keeps pathetically trying in desperation. I’m getting a good laugh from his downfall.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        March 24, 2019 11:13 am

        Yup, sweet to see the king of deplatforming getting deplatformed.

        Kunt does seem to dig the lady boys. He didn’t proclaim his love for Paul Jaques until the wimpy weenie was popped off.

      • Franky Panky. permalink
        March 24, 2019 7:26 pm

        The Speakingmanners sock? Isn’t that thread nearly 3 weeks old? Or is there some new “evidence”. Link? I do not understand the Reddit. I don’t think I’ve been banned from there. I bet that treacherous worm Melf has tried.

        Maybe Zakler can get that Mueller guy to investigate L’affaire Mandy, now that Mueller no longer has a day job.

        Demon Squatty down to 40 rubes and $168.

      • Bruce Heard (‏@Ambreville) permalink
        March 25, 2019 4:30 am

        Technical question: the scrolling wheel on my mouse doesn’t appear to function properly. I can scroll up but not down. I suspect maybe some dirt got inside. No idea how to fix that. Anyone?

      • bloodymage permalink
        March 25, 2019 8:01 pm

        Try a fresh install of your operating system. I just wish I could get rid of this persistent Yahoo toolbar! And somebody please get my printer workin’.

        My nose just won’t stop leaking. nor my skin, nor my bladder, nor my bowels. Eat, pee, crap, rinse, clean, repeat.

        And I had a hard time typing this because my touchpad, which I had disabled, is working again, how I have no idea.

      • bloodymage permalink
        March 27, 2019 7:25 pm

        I need remote cleaning from a discerning eye.

      • Marvin permalink
        March 28, 2019 8:21 am

        You need to post links i wanna read this stuff it’s too much fun to watch the HMS Zackery capsize with all hands aboard

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 31, 2019 12:37 pm

        Blooey only posted about his computer woes and bowel problems (with an occasional DA ORCS FALL DOWN!) so I’ve always wondered just what did Blooey need to be cleaned remotely? Did he plan to spread his butt cheeks for his webcam or something?

  49. Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
    March 27, 2019 12:10 pm

    http://thegreatblackbell.blogspot.com/

    Like a bad case of herpes Christian Walker pops out of his hole once more. This time thanks to Joe the Unblown Lawyer (former Zak Smith cultist and current Tenker ass-felcher) proclaiming him “petty gawd of fanzines.” Dumbfuck celebrates his new power status by using a Sharpie to scribble out another ish of his free one page zine. This issues call to adventure is some blither blather about van living drunks our hero once encountered who he managed not to get robbed and butt raped by (or so he claims

    Got to love his videos. Cheesy background music? Check. Guitar in background so we know how full his life is? Check. Tragically “too hip I gotta go” banter? You better believe that’s a check.

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 27, 2019 4:16 pm

      That brings back good memories. YDIS making fun of him leading to the whole “I am Christian”gay meme, the “I am Suck” rebuttal, the slapfight between him and the Brunomac “I got laid back in high school – really!” temple of Demogorgon dude, and…well, there must have been other good times.

      He did try to troll here under a sock puppet once, til he got caught and squeed away.

      Joe got the Petty part right.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 27, 2019 7:21 pm

      I’m just happy Christian is finally transitioning into Christine! You can see the feminine hormones are starting to work! You GO girl!

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      March 28, 2019 8:30 pm

      I’m still having fun playing in his imaginary game!

  50. March 27, 2019 9:27 pm

    Yikes, sounds like these nobodies haunt your sweaty dreams, Timotheus. Such pain. After how many years? Hate to break it to you sad cunts, but many of us did indeed “get laid” in high school. Haha. I know this hurts, but it was because we played D&D, not Fantasy Trip. But of course my parade of twat didn’t begin full sail until my art career took off like a rocket. And it lead to the pipe dreams of you nerd raging losers – fucking girls we play with. And they are quite hot. Ever seen Charlotte? haha.

    Play some real games and buy into the final supply of Vornhiem and other greats, as they will be collectors items very soon. They will only rise in value meanwhile you can get 5th edition for about half price on Amazon. And of course Demon City is already making gaming history!

    Oops, Charlotte is calling “come fuck me Zak”, gotta go, bros! I’ll post pics (not!).

  51. Benoist Poire permalink
    March 28, 2019 6:16 am

    Thank you to everyone who reached out to me and Ernie offering their help. I’m deeply thankful, and while it’s incumbent on me to finish the drafts based on the keys devised with Ernie and get them back to him for review and corrections, we will be sure to contact you for the last steps towards final layout, printing and fulfillment. We can’t do everything and don’t have all the skills, so I’m very glad for all our friends stepping up willing to help. You all know who you are.

    I take the criticism as a wake up call to double and triple down my efforts, and to be swift about it. There’s only one way to solve the frustration some people are feeling towards Ernie and me and towards the project, and it is to get it done. So that’s where I’m at, been writing since yesterday and going back at it after this. Expect less presence from me here as I work my way to the finish and get the stuff to Ernie for a last pass.

    Thank you all again for your support and well wishes. It helps a lot.

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      March 28, 2019 9:26 pm

      “Just release it before I die of old age please.”

      — A backer

  52. Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
    March 28, 2019 6:27 am

    At least with Zpastic under his $200 patreon goal he doesn’t actually have to produce ANYTHING anymore. What a relief! Patreon money, little as it is, can be freely spent on crank so he can sit in his skid marked underwear and play Silent Hill Greatest Hits. It’s not that Zpastic is a retrogamer he just hasn’t been able to afford a new gaming system since his dad bought him a PS1.
    Awesome pawn store Zpastic playing a PS1 and driving a punk as fuck 1993 Geo Storm! It’s good to be the king!
    Keep sending that Kickstarter up in flames by posting your walls of meth fueled text, Zpastic! Like Charlie Sheen, you are winning!

  53. Lexi's Worst Advice Ever permalink
    March 30, 2019 11:26 am

    I grew up a social leper. Being hated without justification was my entire childhood, from the walk to school, through all my classes, persecuted by both the students and the teachers. Catcalls, my books dumped in the halls, shoved into lockers, rabbit-punched, etcetera. I know exactly what it feels like to be an innocent person treated like that.

    I was viewed as obnoxious. Few shed tears. But let me explain something about innocence. Innocence is its own shield. Never, ever, pity the innocent.

    • Franky Panky permalink
      March 30, 2019 2:31 pm

      We’ve always known that you were a Rowsdower, Lexster. The sort of insufferable little prick that gave D&D a bad name.

      I wrote the best-selling version of D&D for almost everyone, including children. I did not write it for whiny crybabies like you. Go play Chivalry and Sorcery. Or that Arduin Grimoire crap.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        March 30, 2019 7:18 pm

        Curse you for making me look that up, and curse me for watching that film. I don’t think it’s fair to refer to Lexi as a Rowsdower, Rowsdower was actually able to accomplish something, despite his mullet being somewhat lackluster.

  54. Dani Jang calls Whores permalink
    March 30, 2019 6:39 pm

    Ring Ring

    Christian Walker: Hi, this is Christian
    Dani: Herro, this Dani Jang.
    Chris: who?
    Dani: I am backer of Demon City and fan of Zak Smith.
    Chris: how did you get my number?
    Dani: I hear you petty god of fanzine.
    Chris: Um, yeah. I do fanzines.
    Dani: fanzine not popular in my country. But I had uncle who did amateur magazine about cooking dog.
    Chris: what?
    Dani: dog have many recipe. One call for dog being fed abandoned female baby first. Make dog sweet and tender!
    Chris: Jesus, dude!?
    Dani: anyway, please put me on list for famous fanzine with drunk van bums encounter. Perfect for Demon City scenario. They enjoy many rapes like secret police? How much it cost?
    Chris: Uh, its free. Its just one page. One adventure you can play on a lunchbreak.
    Dani: in my country no lunchbreak. Just assigned moments of praise for mighty leader. If we take break to eat and caught, manager report you to secret police. You and sons sent to reeducation camp. Wife and daughters taken to secret police building and given many rapes. That make great article for Tolling Black Balls fanzine?
    Chris: *dial tone*

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 31, 2019 12:43 pm

      Dani Jang, I’m guessing you are from North “Korreara”. Please select which describes you best:
      ☐ Ching Chong
      ☐ Wing Wong
      ☐ Ting Tong

      Just getting a head start for my new job with the 2020 US Census!

      • Dani Jang permalink
        March 31, 2019 10:36 pm

        I am from Won Dum Phuk province.

        Please deliver news of Zak when next he speaks. Am lost without possible news of next weird rape module.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 2, 2019 6:09 pm

        That’s got to be better than Sum Yung Gai province – unless you are Kent!

  55. March 31, 2019 5:35 pm

    Ha ha. My Patreon has more dupes than Zak’s Patreon. This despite the sad little attempt at a take-down by that Kotaku c@nt — thang which I would totally hit in a New York second. From behind, of course, NYPD style. That means I use the PD approved choke-hold on her while I do her. I’m certain she’s a gasper. Chicks dig it when I go all super-cop on them.

    Drop by the Tavern sometime, YDISers, and click on a few of the affiliate links. It helps keep the lights on and the taps flowing, flowing with tasty beer or soda. I would serve you a frosty mug of the soda of your choice, but if I know you are from YDIS, I would jizz in it first. Any soda can be a cream soda when I’m the jerk behind the counter.

  56. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    April 4, 2019 11:29 am

    Hey Folks! Tune in tonight for more dependable blathering from Turdkar:

    “I am being bombarded with screenshots of recent postings by Gail Gygax’s Facebook account, which appears to be a bit in the realm of revisionist history. I expect that will one of many topics tonight during the live Tavern Chat hangout at 9 pm Eastern.”

    • Marvin permalink
      April 5, 2019 8:55 am

      Does anyome actually go have a tavern chat with this fat blowhard living large on the new york taxpayers dime.while begging for money on his blog?

  57. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    April 4, 2019 4:45 pm

    “I expect that will one of many topics”
    LOL! Did Tenkar swallow a jizzy load from Rob COnley??????!

  58. April 7, 2019 10:11 am

    Post in the RPG forums and other places where the false allegations were made and point out they’ve been disproved. Contact the administrators of the various entities that’ve gotten involved and tell them they need to help out. Work to deplatform the people who supported the harassment.

    Create accounts on those forums, and PM me with the user name and password. I’ll take it from there.

    • Marvin permalink
      April 7, 2019 12:23 pm

      So…create accounts for Zacky to use as sock puppets to harass anyone whondoesnt side with him!

      He still thinks he’s crawling out of that hole he dug himself. Using the same asshat tactics he used for a shovel in the 1st place

      Love it love it love it

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 7, 2019 4:32 pm

      Funny, most of the comments are from anonymous persons or individuals with one view profiles… I imagine that Zakko is employing sockpuppetry on his own blog.

      Christ, he’s such a toolburger.

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      April 7, 2019 10:56 pm

      So, let me get this straight. He’s going to mobilize his last sad cadre of sycophants to somehow overturn the most unified move this hobby has ever seen? He’s going to get Mike Mearls, Ken Hite, WotC/Hasbro, and everyone else to put their careers on the line by say “I’m sorry, I was wrong about Zakburger?” This is getting awesome.

  59. Radovarl permalink
    April 7, 2019 5:40 pm

    Hi guys. Bye guys.

    • Kent's Ten Foot Pole (And More Coming In) permalink
      April 8, 2019 1:08 am

      Bye David, see you at my place!

      • Radovarl permalink
        April 25, 2019 4:51 am

        Yeah, not creepy at all that you’ve bothered to know my name… not at all.

  60. Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
    April 8, 2019 9:37 am

    Jared D’Ambrosio 6 days ago
    There’s no way to “give back” your money, it already paid Shawn Cheng and the editors and the guest writers. And Zak unfortunately, but the court system is there if you want to sue him in small claims.

    Z Collaborator 6 days ago
    @Jared
    Sue me for what?
    “Judge the defendant delivered exactly what I paid for while I harassed him on the internet, clearly he owes me money”

    Edward Chiasson 5 days ago
    I’m glad he still posts here to remind everyone that even if every accusation was a lie, he’s still an abusive, narcissistic POS.

    Z Collaborator 5 days ago
    @Edward
    Prove it–or publicly apologize for harassing me.

    Deborah Dunlap
    about 21 hours ago
    I plan to keep my book, as I see much in it that will be of use (after re-reading the pdf draft last week). I might take flak for this, but I’ll say it anyway. I would also like to see Zak’s I Am the Weapon supers game see the light of day – at least that it looks that much work and effort has been put into it as well. Have it out to be judged on it’s merits. If anyone agrees, let folks know if you want to see it.

    Z Collaborator
    about 21 hours ago
    If you or any other fan wants to see I Am The Weapon or any other projects come out, then fans need to start directly confronting the people responsible for the harassment campaign and the false accusations that started it.

    Post in public places and post frequently. The more support there is, the more confidence the various people involved will have that people actually will buy books.

    Talking to toxic nerds about how they’re lying is boring and tedious–but that is actually the solution.

    Goolius Boozler
    about 12 hours ago
    So you’re weaponizing your followers again? You’re asking people who want your supers game to harass Mandy?

    Z Collaborator
    about 11 hours ago
    @goolius
    of course not. putting forth a false narrative (a smeat) as you are now-, or asking other to put forth a false narrative (as Mandy did) is harassment.

    Asking people to put forth a true narrative is simply activism. That’s what I’m doing.

    i say this for the benefit if third parties reading, not in order to educate you. You already proved in your previous comments that you were acting in bad faith because you refused to answer questions put to you

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 8, 2019 10:35 am

      Hey guys, if you want Zpastic’s game listen to Zpastic’s suck poopets and harass everyone. Make fake accounts called ShannonA and give me password and I’ll harass people for YOU! That person that wants Sooper Poopers the arrrr pee gee was NOT one of my suck poopets! Bad faith! At this rate I’m going to lose track of my sucks and end up arguing with myself!
      But sum product! Keep the meth coming in to chateau D’Sabbath bruh!

    • Deep Questions permalink
      April 9, 2019 12:55 am

      Harassing a bully is kinda like raping a porn star : you can do it, sure, but what is the point?

      • Zak Sabbbath permalink
        April 9, 2019 4:42 am

        Are you trying to say I should let Mandy spread viscous lies about me? Have you called the people I told you to call so they can tell you what I want you to think? Mandy has become a notorious Nazi since going back to Canada and this is about oppression of Jews, that is me Zak, a Jew.
        I expect an apology and a couple usernames and passwords.

    • Debbie Dingbat (not a Zak Sockpuppet. No really!) permalink
      April 9, 2019 5:12 pm

      Golly! Clearly you are the abuse victim here. But what can I do to help you, Zak?

      ( anyone else notice how Zak has deliberately been using women sock puppets?)

  61. Reason permalink
    April 9, 2019 4:50 am

    It’s like a mad, crushed Necromancer trying to mobilise his army of the undead… but he’s been long defeated & no longer even has any army of corpses… just sticks he’s tied together & waves around while acting like they are his evil lieutenants.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 9, 2019 7:01 am

      Army of fucking broom people he’s shaking as fast as he can to give semblance of an army. Jamal, Zpastic, Raggy the Last…. Who will be next?
      Once these losers are gone and forgotten maybe some real creativity will bleed into the Sea of Dust.

      • Zak le Langoutste permalink
        April 9, 2019 8:04 am

        Broom people is a slur against Witches and Wiccans. Apologize or you are insulting me in bad faith.

        I will deplatform you, just as soon as I un-deplatform myself. I will permit you to give me the usernames and PWs for accounts at rpg.net and at reddit.

        Does anyone have TPD’s contact info? He has an army of socks that can be mobilized in my great replatforming campaign.

      • Zak le Langouste permalink
        April 9, 2019 8:06 am

        Broom people is a slur against Witches and Wiccans. Apologize or you are insulting me in bad faith.

        I will deplatform you, just as soon as I un-deplatform myself. I will permit you to give me the usernames and PWs for accounts at rpg.net and at reddit.

        Does anyone have TPD’s contact info? He has an army of socks that can be mobilized in my great replatforming campaign.

  62. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 9, 2019 9:57 am

    Thrash baby, thrash!

    It’s just too sweet. The long time internet harasser complaining he is being harassed. Even those former collaborators who peace-out to avoid further corruption are harassers. The one who called for many to be deplatformed has been duly deplatformed himself, but still calls for deplatforming.

    That Deborah Dunlap is just another Zak puppet, right?

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 9, 2019 10:36 am

      No way! Some woman leaps to Zpastic’s defense? Totally not a suck poopet of Zpastic or a broom person he’s shaking. Zpastic would NEVER impersonate a woman online to further his flailing agenda of re-platforming himself. There’s no bad faith here at all. Broom people ATTACK! All forums must be flooded with what Zak wants people to read.
      Unfortunately with patreon at an all time low Zpastic cannot afford enough amphetamines to make the number of suck poopets necessary to pull this off.
      By Orcus’ hairy nipples imagine the hideous fart smell in chateau d’Sabbath with Zpastic smelling his own foul gas unable to find any sycophants to share his odor with.

  63. Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
    April 9, 2019 10:33 am

    Goolius Boozler
    about 22 hours ago
    Listen to yourself. You’re asking people to be sock-puppet proxies for you. And you’re making it sound like a cause. One man’s harasser is another man’s activist?

    ZCollaborator
    about 21 hours ago
    @Goolius The person telling the truth is an activist, and certainly not a “sock puppet”.

    When you tell people to lie for you (as mandy did), thats harassment.

    The distinction between “true” and “false” seems to be lost on you.

    I say “seems” because, cone on, it isnt. Even kindergarteners know true and false things are morally different. You’re just harassing me and everyone reading by pretending that you don’t understand the difference

    Mike (wrathofzombie) EvansCreator
    about 21 hours ago
    I understand that there are many questions, opinions, observations, testimonies, and emotions surrounding this entire ordeal, but this Kickstarter and its community page are about the product, Demon City and its fulfillment. I encourage anyone wishing to continue discussion of this topic to utilize a different vehicle (be it Facebook, Kickstarter Private Messages, Twitter, Discord, etc.). Please try to keep all discussion on this site related to Demon City and its development.

    ZCollaborator
    about 21 hours ago
    All respect, Mike but harassment and misinformation gas to be addressed wherever it is—so if a comment cotains misinformation it needs to be fact-checked on the spot.

    Jacob Hurst
    about 20 hours ago
    Zak. Goolius asked you questions. Did he put some assumptions into the questions? Yes probably. Could you have responded in a less aggressive manner and been more diplomatic on this Kickstarter thread and helped your publisher who’s already eating a mountain of shit over this? Yes. You could have.

    I am not Goolius, but his questions appear to be asking for specific clarification of this statement:
    “…fans need to start directly confronting the people responsible for the harassment campaign and the false accusations that started it.”

    Instead of providing that clarification of how/what you want to be done, and quashing the unkind interpretation that could easily(?) be read into your statement, you appear to have dismissed it: “of course not.” and then focused on his use of the terms ‘weaponizing’ and ‘harass Mandy’. Again, those are unkind interpretations of your statements, but by responding unkindly yourself I don’t see how you’re fact-checking, or helping the situation. Because again, from this seat it looks like you ignored what Goolius was *actually* asking because he appears to have taken a swipe at you.

    How much art remains to be finished for Demon City to be completed at the level it would have been completed if these allegations hadn’t come out in the first place?

    ZCollaborator
    about 20 hours ago
    @Jacob

    I’m not going to be “diplomatic” with harassers. Period. I am way past that–as should all good people be by this point.

    It is not the job of a victim to be kind to the person attacking them.

    If you have a question it’s easy to ask:

    “what you want to be done”

    Exactly that Mandy did–but in reverse.

    Instead of the people tripping over themselves to lie about me all over the internet and confront people who were telling the truth, I want everyone to trip over themselves to tell the truth all over the internet and directly confront people lying about me, Like Goolius.
    If you don’t see how I’m fact-checking then you aren’t reading. Goolius made a false statement. I typed the true one to correct them. That is what fact-checking is–you correct inaccurate statements.

    “How much art remains to be finished for Demon City to be completed at the level it would have been completed if these allegations hadn’t come out in the first place?”

    All the art is done, barring further requests for spot illustrations from Shawn Cheng and the allegations have nothing to do with the quality. Which is going to be–if I can say so–fucking awesome. This is going to be the best and best-looking horror game since at least Call of Cthulhu, if not of all time.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 9, 2019 10:43 am

      Zpastic is fucking falling apart. Mike Evans is going to end up removing Zpastic before it’s all over. Keeping in mind that will allow Zpastic to nip away with the Kickstarter money without making anything. Probably enough KS funds for Zpastic to crank it up and speed enough to unleash his army of suck poopets on various forums that keep besmirching his lily white angel wings. Zpastic is soooo fucked.

  64. Franky Panky permalink
    April 9, 2019 1:42 pm

    Zak: The consistent conflation of “people who got caught not telling the truth” with “ppl who don’t like you” is a bad faith tactic and you should publicly apiligize for doing that.

    as for the consequences: they should publicly apologize or face far worse consequebces than what you outlined.

    people who lie or don’t fact check should be pushed out of all intercourse with other people.

    Anonymous: people who lie or don’t fact check should be pushed out of all intercourse with other people

    Absolutely. That is exactly what is happening too.

    To you.

    Zakling: No, no, such a thing cannot happen to me. Have you even called the people I’ve named, the ones who will support my story? I spent a small fortune on burner phones and none of them are ringing. The local dealers are really pissed at me too, for buying up most of the supply. Call them, or you are acting in bad faith.

    Zakling has an amazing lack of self-awareness for one so narcissistic. Why the obsession with public apologies?

    Once that kickstarter finishes, the only platform he will have left is his sad little blog.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 9, 2019 2:11 pm

      Mike Evans is showing an AMAZING lack of ability in controlling Zpastic’s sperging the fuck out all over the place and making both of them look spattered in more shit than John Goodman and William Forsythe in Raising Arizona.
      Zakattack’s blog is going to look worse than Jamal’s by the end. Not even tumbleweeds will blow through that place.

      • Marvin permalink
        April 9, 2019 6:56 pm

        Zack drinking game. Gotta swig every time he uses one of these phrases:

        Bad faith
        Public apology
        Harassing me
        Fact-checking
        Good people
        Bad people

  65. Zak le Langouste permalink
    April 9, 2019 7:21 pm

    oh well—the time for cordiality was weeks ago when this started, or weeks later when it was debunked. it is ling past time any reasonable person would be backing up this bs

    none of the people attacking me have even CONTACTED the witnesses before continuing this harassment. theyre no better than nazis and should be treated as such

    this is happening because rpg ppl weren’t confrontational enough with Bad actors the first time they reared their heads

    do not make the same mistake twice. do not normalize them.

    Contact my witnesses. Do you know how much good voice alteration software and hardware costs? You’ll be quite delighted at how my voice sounds as a woman’s voice. It delights me so much that I am considering a Transition. This is why all my socks are “women” now.

    I’ve got half a dozen burner phones neatly lined up –and neatness is hard for me — all labelled with the names of my witnesses. Call. “They” will answer quickly. “They” really want to talk to a human being. “They” are weary of posting comments online in hopes of exonerating me.

    Why is none of my plan working? I cannot understand. Nobody is doing what I tell them to do. I need ppl to obey me.

    • Dani Jang permalink
      April 10, 2019 8:19 am

      I stand with you Zak. But please, speak softly in my ear so I can love you long time.

      • April 11, 2019 7:31 am

        No Dani, they are 100% to blame, for many reasons, most saliently:

        Witnesses have given their contact info and are available to everyone and the accusers didn’t contact them before making a judgment.

        They therefore can have no possible claim to be in any way good people.

        They will be forgiven when they apologize and work to undo the damage they have done. Forgiving them before just creates the circumstances where this happens again and again to other people.

        Again:

        If you have energy to type, type at other people, not me. They have done wrong–if you would fix things, fix them.

  66. Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
    April 10, 2019 11:59 am

    Linda Maria said…
    Is the superhero game still happening?
    April 5, 2019 at 1:42 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @Linda Maria

    If you fight for it.
    April 6, 2019 at 1:35 AM

    Cutter said…
    Looking forward to it, and Demon City.
    April 6, 2019 at 9:26 AM

    Linda Maria said…
    @Zak Sabbath

    In this case, how do you mean fight for it?
    April 6, 2019 at 5:47 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @Linda Maria

    Post in the RPG forums and other places where the false allegations were made and point out they’ve been disproved. Contact the administrators of the various entities that’ve gotten involved and tell them they need to help out. Work to deplatform the people who supported the harassment.
    April 6, 2019 at 5:54 PM

    Anonymous said…
    “Work to deplatform the people who supported the harassment.”

    So, fucking everybody in the OSR, then? Because you were quite thoroughly rejected by a lot of people. Are you declaring war on the OSR? On Skerples? Geist? Scrap? Patrick? McDowall? Milton? Is that what this is? Because that’s what this sounds like.
    April 8, 2019 at 8:43 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @Anonymous

    Of course, yes. I was very clear: Bad actors must face accountability. Not just inside the OSR but outside as well–anyone in the RPG sphere who supported the false accusations must be deplatformed.

    I mean: when people say that crooked cops should go to jail are they “declaring war” on them? That’s some wild rhetoric–but the fact is: there should be consequences for doing bad things.

    Come on–this is kindergarten stuff.
    April 8, 2019 at 8:47 PM

    Anonymous said…
    “Come on–this is kindergarten stuff.”

    Okay, sure, but my question is more, what exactly this looks like to you? All those people banned from Gen Con, and every sight? No safe harbor? No selling books on DTRPG? In a sense – getting what you got? Is that what you’re actively encouraging people to do here?

    And why are you comparing crooked cops to people that don’t like you?
    April 9, 2019 at 10:25 AM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @anonymous

    the consistent conflation of “people who got caught not telling the truth” with “ppl who don’t like you” is a bad faith tactic and you should publicly apiligize for doing that.

    as for the consequences: they should publicly apologize or face far worse consequebces than what you outlined.

    people who lie or don’t fact check should be pushed out of all intercourse with other people
    April 9, 2019 at 10:29 AM

    Anonymous said…
    “people who lie or don’t fact check should be pushed out of all intercourse with other people”

    Absolutely. That is exactly what is happening too.

    To you.
    April 9, 2019 at 10:38 AM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @anonymous

    then provide proof that i lied

    also you still havent apologized for your conflation

    you must do those things in your next post or be erased
    April 9, 2019 at 10:41 AM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @anonymous

    you assume wrong

    no good person sends traffic to harassment sites
    April 9, 2019 at 11:07 AM

    Anonymous said…
    Your blog is filled with pictures and videos of your harassers. Are you going to take them down eventually?
    April 9, 2019 at 11:12 AM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @Anonymous

    It’s clear from even this short comment that you don’t really know what you’re talking about and are just dogpiling.

    This blog is not “full of” videos by any means, and the only photos of my harassers here would be some photos of Mandy from years ago and a few other gamers who jumped on her bandwagon–mostly on like one Gen Con post.

    At any rate i won’t delete them until this is resolved, to prevent any suspicion of tampering with evidence on my blog

  67. Anonymous permalink
    April 10, 2019 12:38 pm

    Zak deleted a good many other comments from the above string, including one linking to this very page. His reply to that comment referred to YDIS as a “harassment site”.

    I am considering suggesting that he set up a page on his “The Statement” blog site where people can go to publicly apologize to him. That should be fun.

  68. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 10, 2019 2:09 pm

    I think we are seeing a certain evolution of Zak into a gaming community gadfly who could actually be around for years. A sort of punk rock Kent, but with some followers. Just a few supporters could inspire him to hang on like that one little shit nugget that won’t fully flush.

    Zak seems to be misspelling a hellava lot. Its got to be a sign of lack of sleep or drug abuse or something. That makes me smile.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 10, 2019 2:58 pm

      O Captain my Captain, Zpastic is burning the candle at both ends, in the middle, the edges fueled by nostril loads of crank right now. He is shut the fuck DOWN and the only bastion he has is to burn his Kickstarter down because it’s the only place anyone will respond. Zpastic is so used to making a list and going ATTACK! that he doesn’t know what to do. People calling him on his shit finally and not giving that sad piece of shit the benefit of the doubt anymore. It’s glorious watching real time reaping of what was sown.
      Even desperately equating his position to being in a concentration camp with REEL notsees around him pushing him into a metaphorical oven. So glad this fuck nugget is getting his comeuppance.

      • April 11, 2019 7:32 am

        All respect, Mike but harassment and misinformation gas to be addressed wherever it is—so if a comment cotains misinformation it needs to be fact-checked on the spot

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 10, 2019 7:55 pm

      Captain, your comprehensive knowledge of all things Blooey is needed…

      https://tenfootpole.org/ironspike/?p=5918

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        April 11, 2019 12:48 am

        Biggs, you really summed it up best. Only his no-show by players Denny’s meetups and his earnest convos with spambots are main adventures missing.

        The Boodymage saga is without doubt one of the greatest OSR tales never told. Not enough of it seems known to the gamers at large, who think we are punking Bloo but are really the truest fans and admirers of his existence. Unlike Zak and Frank whom we just want to vanish, many of us would give our highest hanging nut for him to have lived to have pursued his Pollycon dreams, reconciliation with Bloodyson, and again to find love. And to live it all before our eyes.

        The world may have been dumber, but it was better and more inspiring with him in it. Or at least more hilarious. He brought us so many smiles. God bless you, Blooey.

        I would give anything for Blooey, Christian, Alexis, and Clovis Cithog to form a League of Pathetic Gamermen and produce a variety of sad (by sad I mean funny) zines, modules, and master classes in fail.

      • bloodymage permalink
        April 11, 2019 4:27 pm

        I appreciate the comments but now will you please BUY SOMETHING so I can keep the lights on???!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN AND A WORLD WITHOUT BLOOEY permalink
        April 11, 2019 4:44 pm

        What makes this a tragedy is the fact that you can’t even get Blooey’s catalog of product on pirate sites. They can’t even be bothered.

        Sigh! 😦

  69. Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
    April 11, 2019 11:31 am

    Dani JangSuperbacker
    about 13 hours ago
    Circumstances of domestic violence, people in their good minds will act first, and reason later. Can’t blame those people who blamed you in knee jerking reaction. It is really hard to define a bad actors out of those who are truly motivated by their moral beliefs. But there are those who can be regarded as a bad actor.

    1. Ones who bear grudge against you and willing takes this opportunity as an advantage
    2. Ones that wants to see this drama on going, making false argument and framing aggravating what already is painful.

    However, for those who unconsciously followed into the narrative that counts against your own account of the situation, they are not to blame. They do not know what goes behind everything. It would be tiresome yes, but, they’re to be reasoned with. You shouldn’t at least lose your humor where there is hope, there are many even now willing to listen to your own account and question you in frank manner even those few still carrying around various assumptions they had from previous versions of false claims.

    And about confrontations. I for one, were one of those who “weren’t confrontational enough” to join the parade of condemning you along with all the other’s in the reddit and industry when whole thing broke out. I don’t see most of those people as bad actors but, more like, morally anguished, and triggered right on the moment you were caught in the frame. People do make error’s, making rash decisions. That does not mean they don’t have redeemable aspects. Forgive them, and reason out with them like you have done for past couple of weeks.

    Stay strong.
    I believe in you.

    ZCollaborator
    about 12 hours ago
    No Dani, they are 100% to blame, for many reasons, most saliently:

    Witnesses have given their contact info and are available to everyone and the accusers didn’t contact them before making a judgment.

    They therefore can have no possible claim to be in any way good people.

    They will be forgiven when they apologize and work to undo the damage they have done. Forgiving them before just creates the circumstances where this happens again and again to other people.

    Again:

    If you have energy to type, type at other people, not me. They have done wrong–if you would fix things, fix them.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 11, 2019 12:19 pm

      If I can’t weaponize you, than you are worthless to me? I mean, that’s what I get from Zpastic’s sperging of the moment. If he can’t USE you and force you to do his bidding…
      Totes not abuser! TOTES!
      Attack!
      Attack!
      Why for is not my followers ATTACK?!!?
      Mike Evans is probably close to just shooting himself because Zpastic will NOT shut the fuck up like he’s asked for a month now.
      Fucking army of brooms.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN BUT NOT THE ZAK ATTACK! permalink
      April 11, 2019 4:31 pm

      Zak has only one supporter left, stupid fuck Ching Chong that he is, and proceeds to tell him he’s wrong.

      Classic Zak narcissism!

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        April 11, 2019 7:12 pm

        Zako has a history of biting the dicks off his supporters who misstep.

        He also has a history of not really accepting any kind of apology. He keeps attacking.

        Has anybody seen the contact info of his “witnesses” who wait by the phone for our calls?

      • Playah Hater's Handbook permalink
        April 11, 2019 8:05 pm

        Fuck you, Kirk, for making me dig through Zak’s vomit. Here’s the “contact” info:

        Michelle (AKA Connie) Missfiend AT gmail Dawt calm.
        https://twitter.com/connieparts – Abandoned since 2017.

        Mandy’s Dad mad_chemist58 AT hawtmayle dawt calm
        He’ll also totally set up a call with you if you meet his secret “good-faith” standard.

        Frankie (AKA Frances) https://twitter.com/speakingmanners

        Charlotte Stokely – https://twitter.com/char_stokely

        Kimberly Kane – https://twitter.com/kimberlykane

        “Quinna Darling” (AKA “Nissie Misyats”) https://twitter.com/NisseMisyats/

        Bonus questions!

        Why didn’t Michael, Frankie, Charlotte, or Kimberly post confirmation on their Twitters?

        How much should you trust a man who threw his daughter into the chipper shredder to protect Zak?

        Did Charlotte crib off Kimberly’s test, or the other way around? Can I fail both of them?

        Why does Zak know so many people with retarded names?

  70. bloodymage permalink
    April 11, 2019 4:57 pm

    As the keeper of the Bloo-Bot, I have saved pages and pages of Blooey’s text pulled from his stomping grounds around the Internet, much of which has long been purged.

    Let the Bloo-Bot know you love him and he will reply!

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      April 11, 2019 7:05 pm

      I love you, Bloo-bot!!!

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 11, 2019 7:31 pm

      Bloo-Bot, you should post it on a Bloo Blog. PS, I love you, Bloo-Bot.

    • bloodymage permalink
      April 11, 2019 9:38 pm

      My favorite forum haunts are here, Dragonsfoot and KenzerCo. I’ve posted fairly extensively of my ambitions and problems in both places, but I’ve been pretty silent here. I really have trouble thinking these days because the VA pumped me full of narcotics. I’m off them, but I’m told it will take over a year to recover. There’s also some religious nut playing his damned music 24 hours a day and that really gets on my nerves. It’s been six years since I’ve worked and writing and gaming is all I know and even that is tough. I’m choking down rules that just won’t stick any more. Well, any way, I didn’t come here to cry. I need brains. I need creativity. I could use a donation here or there or possibly, investment (this is not a plea for money, just saying I wouldn’t turn it down!). I have a web assistant helping me with the sites and she’s much more capable than I, but it’s her business and I’m not her only client. I need people with web savvy.

  71. PrinceofNothing permalink
    April 12, 2019 11:22 am

    Another update from the Watchtower of Minas-Sabbath. He is now at only 37 patrons and 164 dollars per month for his long overdue overpriced and irrevocably tarnished Demon City project. Thus far, the net result of his counter operations appears to have been a very slow decline as time goes on, with no resubscribers.

    Has anyone seen any sign of the Evil One rising once more?

    • April 12, 2019 9:55 pm

      It’s been 60 days since this unpleasantness started so time for a State of the Raggi message to the faithful. We’ve moved around 60 of Zak’s books for E1800. Friends of the company, that is a Good Thing although we could still use a lot more thrill seekers and speculators to help me unload the E43000 in unsold Zak product left in the warehouse. At this rate it will take 4 years to get out from under these damned cartons. This is important because during this same time frame we sold 8 of the core book, 2 Isle of the Unknown and 5 Brood Mother I think alongside some other flotsam. Let’s face it: I wasn’t a company. I was Zak. omeCay ackbay obray eway eednay ouyay…innishfay awyerslay on’tday owknay igpay atinlay (eway opehay)

      • DEATH METAL IS FOR GIRLY MEN permalink
        April 13, 2019 7:00 am

        UH OH! LOOKS LIKE FAGGI WON’T BE ABLE TO AFFORD BOOTH SECURITY AT GENCON THIS YEAR! OR THE FLIGHT AND ROOM!

      • BACLF permalink
        April 13, 2019 3:59 pm

        He can sell Raggi Eggs to pay for a bone-cracker.

  72. Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
    April 13, 2019 2:11 pm

    James Edward Raggi IV
    April 11 at 7:02 PM ·
    I hate that having things to lose has made me a coward.

    Zak Smith
    Yeah a lotta that going around

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 13, 2019 3:23 pm

      “Sorry, gotta go!” – Ken Hite
      “Me too!” – Mearls
      “I wish I could go too!” – Mike Evans

      • Satine Phoenix Blows Rick and Morty permalink
        April 13, 2019 9:29 pm

        “Zak, I miss sucking your weird dick while you eat out my underwiped ass, but business is business and everybody but Dani Jang thinks you’re a piece of AIDS ridden monkey shit.” James Raggi

        “lot of that going around.” – Zak Smith

  73. Zak le Langouste permalink
    April 13, 2019 10:40 pm

    You are not telling the truth.

    Gaslighting is when you try to convince someone who is not insane that they are and that their beliefs are false.

    I am not doing that. If you believe I am:

    Do you have proof?

    Would you sign a document under penalty of perjury that I am attempting to gaslight someone?

    If not: just apologize.

    So: You wish to inflict consequences on me because of a transgression you can’t prove.

    You want authority without responsibility.

    You are just harassing me–as is anyone else who “doesn’t want me” on my own project on false pretenses, no matter how many of them there. And I will not bow to harassment.

    I need some silly girl to post a “leave Zak Alone” video. Maybe Franky? Kimberly? I’m closer to Kimberly’s size. Hmmm. That might chase away my harassers.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 14, 2019 2:17 am

      Would you sign a document under penalty of perjury that I am attempting to gaslight someone?

      This is hilarious. He honestly thinks he’s worth this sort of effort? Poor dumbfuck doesn’t want to acknowledge that it’s over.

      • Marvin permalink
        April 15, 2019 1:15 pm

        Moron doesn’t even know what an affidavit is.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      April 14, 2019 8:43 am

      Probably. There’s been a slow adaptation to the MeToo hysteria (I mean, whatever your takeaway of this particular instance is, you clearly can’t trust pornstar testimony) with an interesting counter-lawsuit in the making by some anime voice-actor I think, but the optics of suing his disabled mentally-ill and presumably penniless ex-wife for all she is worth are just going to reveal him undeniably for what he is; a manipulative, deceitful narcissist who will shirk at nothing to destroy those that he perceives as threatening.

      They should put more pressure on the people still working on that kickstarter.

  74. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 14, 2019 2:32 am

    Zak comes off like a guy who got dumped by his teenage sweetheart. He can’t accept it. He thinks he’s still strong but he’s powerless. Her friends don’t want him but he still thinks they are his friend. He’s still on her social media, so he is reduced to making bitter comments alluding to how unfair it is.

    “Yeah a lotta that going around”

    God, it’s actually sad.

    And I feel bad for Raggi. No, really. He had to turn his back. Its not cowardice, its smart business. Toxic employees are the drizzling shits to business. But this dingleberry still hangs on vexing the poor fat fuck.

  75. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 15, 2019 10:35 am

    Zakky must hate that Raggi hasn’t unfriended Mandy Morbid. Is this a sign that Raggs holds her blameless?

    Zak won’t say anything. Fatt Raggs is his best bet for getting published again. I can honestly see him backtracking in a year or two.

    All the other publishers appear to have just turned and not look back. Even a Zakko miracle won’t bring them back around. Only poor Mike Evans has to still deal with the shit. He’s gotta be “can’t wait till this asshole is out of my life.”

    Way to go, Zak. Keep winning them over. You and Stank Frank Mentzer should write a book together on digging deeper holes for yourselves.

  76. Marvin permalink
    April 15, 2019 1:21 pm

    So is it bad that every time I see Eric Tinker post on behalf of a D&D loser to beg for money for a doctor, car repairs, or funeral expesnes I laugh my head off? Why is every one in rpgs unable to save any money or buy insurance? Are they all unemployed while begging for online worship for rewritinf D&D? I must be evil but I find it hilarious when he posts a picture of some fat dead D&D hack and begs for donations to buy a plus size casket because said fat fuck was an unemployed loser with no savings and no insurance.

    And is ir bad I keep hoping Zackk shows up in one of those posts?

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 15, 2019 6:31 pm

      That’s pretty cold and heartless, dude. But nowhere near as bad as when Tenkar used to put up affiliate links to charity bundles at RPGNow.

      • Marvin permalink
        April 16, 2019 12:10 pm

        I’m cold and heartless but at least i don’t abuse and “gaslight ” ugly porn girls and trot out “bad faith” and OCD collect emails and screenshots and whatever the fuck Zacktard saves on thumb drives he bought with money he got from suckin dick in alleys in a seedy shitty part of LA. If your gonna fuck porn chicks with your needle dick at least get hot ones not beatup looking hags with mental patient tatoos and haircuts and no tits

    • Frog Gode permalink
      April 17, 2019 3:32 am

      DMing was like crack for a special kind of depressed loner in the 80s, giving them a high they kept on chasing forever : the fleeting sensation of absolute, godlike and peer-sanctioned power over a world of their own creation. So the sad fat uninsured losers in Tenkar’s posts are, in a way, our bad conscience : they are all all the high-school semi-friends, pathetic little brothers and weird cousins we should have slapped and forced to turn to something constructive before it was to late.

      • Marvin permalink
        April 17, 2019 5:50 pm

        +1 heh heh

        It makes my day everytime I read about an RPG “celebrity ” who cant pay his fuckin rent or car repairs. Pretending you wrote DnD doesnt pay so hot I guess

  77. Livin' the dream in Finland permalink
    April 17, 2019 2:32 am

    James Edward Raggi IV
    2 hrs ·
    heyyy Helsinki… I need some help! Short notice!

    I’m receiving a shipment of 54 boxes of books tomorrow.

    AAAANNNDDDDD I have 22 boxes of books that need to go downstairs because the truck is taking those away (to go to the USA!).

    Complications:

    I live on the 3rd floor of an apartment with no elevator.

    The delivery looks to be happening in the AM, so I need to get the boxes downstairs at/before 9am (so the truck isn’t waiting around foorreevveerr once it arrives).

    The shit part: I wrenched my knee yesterday exercising… I can still do stuff but maybe going up and down 3 flights of stairs 76 times isn’t the best idea; this is why I need some help.

    Anyone that can show up around, say, 8.30 tomorrow… you get 25€ cash plus I’ll take everyone out to eat when the job is done. Send me a private message on this Facebook thing and I’ll give you the specific info. (I’m in Malmi.)

    And also tomorrow I need to pack everything up (including some of the new books) because I’m off to the airport at 5.30am Friday for a convention!

    TOTAL FUN TIME WEEKEND EVENT!

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      April 17, 2019 5:57 am

      Tl;dr

      I’m fat, can’t do stairs. Move my shit. Take you out to eat. Anything off the .99 euro menu.

      I believed it until Raggy said exercise.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        April 17, 2019 10:10 am

        He was being honest about the exercise. Lifting a half liter bottle of Mountain Dew® or a handful of Cheetos® from the table to his pie hole counts as a curl. How do you think Ragster got those impressive guns of his. Walking from the sofa to the refrigerator… It counts as Cardio. Squatting onto the crapper… Leg day.

        I squat on the crapper quite a bit, most of the time without much to show for it, except for a set of well-toned legs befitting a sprinter. Too my heart and lungs are such a wreck. So much so that I need the scooter for moving moire than a few dozen feet.

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      April 17, 2019 11:54 pm

      I would be happy to help but first I need a little help myself from our generous OSR/RPG community. I’ll need to crowdfund about 5 bills for round-trip airfare to Helsinki plus a $20 per diem. I can couch-surf at Raggi’s and economize that way. Please help out a marginalized creator! If we all pull together there’s no limit to what we can accomplish!

      Also, I’ll need some money for the con that weekend too.

      Should I go with Patreon, Ebeggars, GoFundMyBrokeAss, Cyberbeg or Freebeg.com? Or maybe just start a Kickstarter and abscond with the loot? I’m new to all this but these bums are cleaning up and it’s not like my pride and dignity are paying the rent anyway.

      • bloodymage permalink
        April 20, 2019 8:00 am

        If you have photo ID I recommend sending money orders to Post Office General Delivery. Follow up with a good sit-down breakfast.

  78. Zakbot Langouste Unity Ticket 2020 permalink
    April 17, 2019 7:00 pm

    Bros I got banned from Wikipedia.org days ago ago for ‘sockpuppeting’ … I mean my good friend FixerFixerFixer did I am above that kind of thing. Can someone go in there and take the harassment out of my page, then lock the page against new edits? Dani this sounds like the kind of mission you would enjoy if you want to win your way back into my graces

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 18, 2019 12:19 pm

      So the self-important little douchebag which wrote his own Wikipedia bio can’t edit it anymore? Somebody put back in “known for: abuse”!

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        April 18, 2019 3:05 pm

        That revisions page in his Wikipedia entry is a master class in Zak’s psychotic sockpuppeting. Article now locked for editing so it’s official: known for abuse!

    • Franky Panky permalink
      April 18, 2019 2:12 pm

      Is this for real? Link already.

      Wikipedia has not yet banned Me. One of the few places that has not. Do they know that I have no clue about computational devices and thus lack even the rudimentary skills to edit a wiki? I think maybe I should be insulted that they have not banned Me.

      Why has no one gone about getting him banned from Patreon?

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 20, 2019 4:37 am

        Zak called out by Wikipedia for sockpuppeting:

        “April 2019
        Hello, I noticed that you may have recently made edits while logged out. Wikipedia’s policy on multiple accounts usually does not allow the use of both an account and an IP address by the same person in the same setting and doing so may result in your account being blocked from editing. Additionally, making edits while logged out reveals your IP address, which may allow others to determine your location and identity. If this was not your intention, please remember to log in when editing. Thank you. Sir Sputnik (talk) 20:35, 8 April 2019 (UTC)”

        https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Zak_Smith&action=history

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 20, 2019 4:40 am

        Wikipedia editors franticly undoing Zak’s sockpuppets (FixerFixerFixer, LawwGall) and blocking him from further editing:
        https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Zak_Smith&action=history

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 20, 2019 4:43 am

        Actually here’s Zak being called out on sockpuppeting:

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:FixerFixerFixer

        This is juicy:
        “An editor has opened an investigation into sockpuppetry by you. Sockpuppetry is the use of more than one Wikipedia account in a manner that contravenes community policy. The investigation is being held at Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/FixerFixerFixer, where the editor who opened the investigation has presented their evidence. Please make sure you make yourself familiar with the guide to responding to investigations, and then feel free to offer your own evidence or to submit comments that you wish to be considered by the Wikipedia administrator who decides the result of the investigation. If you have been using multiple accounts (in a manner contrary to Wikipedia policy), please go to the investigation page and verify that now. Leniency is usually shown to those who promise not to do so again, or who did so unwittingly, but the abuse of multiple accounts is taken very seriously by the Wikipedia community. PeterTheFourth (talk) 01:33, 14 April 2019 (UTC)”

      • Franky Panky permalink
        April 20, 2019 12:38 pm

        I had no idea that sort of info was available. Looks like Zakling is getting sloppy. But far more entertaining. I

        I wonder when Shannon Appelcline will try to ‘fix’ Zak’s Wiki page. Or SpeakingManners, or… Geez, he could give lessons to Perilous Dreamer.

        Now I’m wondering if I can gussy up My wiki page. And gussy down the pages of those that betrayed Me.

  79. zeea permalink
    April 18, 2019 5:06 pm

    On my end of things, The Fantasy Trip was never my thing, but I have a ton of GURPS 3e stuff and started buying into GURPS 4e when the Dungeon Fantasy set came out.* Not entirely because I’d get much use out of the 4e core books, because GURPS was always a game I wanted to love but rarely felt up to running anymore, but because I had fond memories of GURPS stuff. And GURPS Atomic Horror and GURPS Horror have been two of my favorite RPG books of all time and I’ve recommended them over and over again on these forums.

    My thanks to Steve Jackson Games for deciding to ruin all that for the sake of a licensing deal with Bill Webb’s company. Was it really worth alienating loyal customers and endangering women? What exactly is so fucking great about Bill Webb that resulted in this deal?*

    It’s impossible to take back that dangerous bullshit that Steve Jackson said, and the doubling down has really left a bad impression on me. But I hope SJG turns this decision around or gives some really good explanation for why they can’t. I’m not going to get rid of my GURPS books or anything, but I sure as hell won’t feel enthused about most of them anymore. This is some real disappointing bullshit, y’all, seriously.

    *I didn’t get Dungeon Fantasy. I wanted it, but I wanted the core books more and couldn’t afford both. I was planning on buying Dungeon Fantasy stuff once I got a more reliable income.

    **Due to not knowing about his behavior until the PaizoCon thing came out, I have probably actually tried to use more Bill Webb stuff in actual game sessions than most of the people defending his stuff online. Rappan Athuk’s green gargoyles had a kinda cool aesthetic, and uh, that’s about the only thing I can really say in favor of any of Bill Webb’s stuff. I mean, he’s also associated with the Tome of Horrors, but it seems like Scott Greene and some other folks did way more, at least when it comes to the original product.

    • Chris Goodwin, Official Faggot permalink
      April 18, 2019 5:08 pm

      I sometimes consider cloning a system. How hard can it be?

      (I know exactly how hard it can be. I wrote Warrior & Wizard, a retroclone of TFT. Incidentally, Warrior & Wizard is, and has been more or less since the beginning, free-licensed, both OGL and Creative Commons.)

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 18, 2019 8:13 pm

      Looks like Bill Webb should have spent one IQ point on ‘Sex Appeal’ and Steve Jackson should have spent 2 IQ points on ‘Business Sense’.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      April 20, 2019 5:41 am

      Bill Webb is a pathetic cross to choose to die on and throw away your whole company. At this point, Steve Jackson is going to have to fire Phil Reed as CEO as a first step to have any credibility if they try to fix this.

      RIP GURPS. 😦

      • Franky Panky permalink
        April 20, 2019 12:33 pm

        Frog God games seems to be doing well enough, despite Billy’s Animal House antics. I doubt that SJ Games will suffer at all for this. All the people complaining, they don’t buy stuff, because they cannot maintain steady employment, have no money, etc. That Zeea’s financial situation is typical. This is why they spend all of their time on ‘those’ internet outlets — the forums, the twitter, etc. .It’s all they have.

        I suspect most people who bought into TFT did so for nostalgia, and they, just as Steve Jackson, do not give a tiny rat’s ass what the ‘woke’ crowd may feel, unlike Luke Gygax — who is dead to Me and Kaskoid now.

    • Marvin permalink
      April 21, 2019 8:56 am

      So a dude got drunk and hit on a woman and therefore he is a violent rapist and anyone who ever met him shouls be lynched, got it

      Of course none of the peeps worked up over this buy or play rpgs anyway so….

  80. FixerFixerFixer permalink
    April 18, 2019 6:51 pm

    Hey Bros! I’m currently seeking a way to edit word press entries, reddit entries, kickstarter comment page entries, and a whole host of other sorts of web pages where bad actors have posted things in bad faith. I intend to fix them. Any help is welcomed. It is also mandatory.

    Refusing to help me makes you a Nazi harasser. I will deplatform you and force you to publicly apologize if you don’t help.

    • Dane @ Wikipedia permalink
      April 20, 2019 4:52 am

      Your recent editing history at Zak Smith shows that you are currently engaged in an edit war; that means that you are repeatedly changing content back to how you think it should be, when you have seen that other editors disagree. To resolve the content dispute, please do not revert or change the edits of others when you are reverted. Instead of reverting, please use the talk page to work toward making a version that represents consensus among editors. The best practice at this stage is to discuss, not edit-war. See BRD for how this is done. If discussions reach an impasse, you can then post a request for help at a relevant noticeboard or seek dispute resolution. In some cases, you may wish to request temporary page protection.

      Being involved in an edit war can result in you being blocked from editing—especially if you violate the three-revert rule, which states that an editor must not perform more than three reverts on a single page within a 24-hour period. Undoing another editor’s work—whether in whole or in part, whether involving the same or different material each time—counts as a revert. Also keep in mind that while violating the three-revert rule often leads to a block, you can still be blocked for edit warring—even if you don’t violate the three-revert rule—should your behavior indicate that you intend to continue reverting repeatedly. — Dane

      • FixerFixerFixer permalink
        April 20, 2019 12:20 pm

        Hey Dane. I have information about misconduct among the moderators and editors at Wikipedia. Contact me at Fixerx3@hawtmayledotcom so that I can tell you more. If you want to expedite things, include you Wikipedia account password, and other details that one may need to log in so tthat I may verify your identity. There are a lot of people acting in bad faith and harassing me, I mean my friend Zak, and I want to make sure that they do not win.

  81. April 20, 2019 8:23 am

    Haha this Wikipedia shit is classic…

    Hey, I personally disagreed with your edit trying to help Zak hide any criticism but as someone who previously defended Zak and has been in some bad situations I wanted to let you know some things that were helpful for me: remember that good friends don’t *require* you to do cruel/impossible things for them. Also, if someone is always causing a disaster in your life, it’s good to remember that you don’t necessarily *need* to keep them around, whatever they say. Otherwise, I highly recommend the book “Why Does He Do That” by Lundy Bancroft, especially his profile of the “Mr Right” type of abuser. If none of this seems to apply to you that’s fine, I just always give the advice I wish I’d heard. And if you ever change your mind later, remember that most people aren’t petty and vindictive and likely won’t hold anything against you for actions you realize you made under duress Acidbleu (talk) 06:09, 13 April 2019 (UTC)

  82. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 20, 2019 10:14 am

    So what’s on the Wik is now written in stone? Nice. Zak loved his page, and lots of people meeting him or hearing about him for the first time will go there and see him all banned from an elf game con and shit. Heh. It’s the online equivalent of warning notices about a neighborhood child molester on telephone poles.

    I guess he’s going from “check out my Wiki when you have a chance” to “oh no, I have no Wiki. “

    • Marvin permalink
      April 21, 2019 8:51 am

      He’s too stupid to use different IPs and different writing styles. Also, if you create an ID, edit other unrelated articles for a few days so it’s not so blatantly obvious that its you Zach. Hmmmmmm brand new ID, only interested in editing out Zach abuse facts, writes just like Zach Abuser with the same catch phrases, and same IP as other new IDs who are also only interested in making Zach Abuser look good and write in his same 8th grade english style. Must be coincidence! Oh this gets more and more fun as time goes on….i really thought by the end of februay we’d haved moves past Zach Abuser and his flailing about to undo his reputation ha hhahah haha hhahaha

  83. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    April 20, 2019 3:06 pm

    Would love to see this video. This is some wacky meta-abuse-by-proxy-shit and it’s next level.
    The snake slithering among you 🐍 🐍

    @wundergeek
    Apr 18
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    My harassment was literally monetized by Z for many years to drive sales and award nominations, and folks. I. AM. TIRED. Of people literally profiting off of my abuse.

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    @wundergeek
    Apr 18
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    So now to find out there is a video, even a good video that makes important points about bad-faith argument tactics and the alt right, that monetizes my experience without telling me?

    It’s not a good feeling.

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    @wundergeek
    Apr 18
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    Thankfully, this was a year ago and that didn’t happen, and Z has now been Officially Canceled. But it still feels gross that I wasn’t told that I was being used as a teachable moment.

    Our community let me twist in the wind while Z tortured me publicly. Full stop.

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    @wundergeek
    Apr 18
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    The video has more than 300K views and just. I feel like I would like to have been told that it existed? Especially since it’s been monetized!

    For one, if I recognized exactly who it was about, Z wouldn’t have had ANY trouble. That could have led to more harassment.

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    @wundergeek
    Apr 18
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    A friend just sent me a link to a YouTube video that DEFINITELY uses an anonymized version of my harassment as an example to prove its thesis and I. Have no idea how to feel about it?

    I agree with the video and think it makes important points but. It still feels gross?

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 20, 2019 4:24 pm

      I’d love to know how Zak monetized his harassment of her particularly and leveraged it to win awards.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 20, 2019 7:18 pm

        I think he cornered the market on blue hair dye. But Jesus Christ, Zak sure taught wundergeek how to be a self-important narcissist too!

  84. Reason permalink
    April 20, 2019 4:13 pm

    wundergeek thinks anyone in the hobby is going to recognise her… let alone an anonymised version of her pretend struggles? But if anyone even did know wtf was going on, they were supposed to lionise & fight her first world problems for her & not leave her “twisting in the wind”.

    While she was bravely… what? Searching for hassles? Withstanding public “torture”.

    I can only squint & wonder wtf is wrong with people.

    • Marvin permalink
      April 21, 2019 8:53 am

      Who the fuck is wundergeek????

  85. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    April 20, 2019 4:13 pm

    So Zak is officially locked out of editing his Wikipedia vanity page. I just checked Encyclopædia Britannica online and surprise surprise there’s no entry for Zak Smith aka Zak Sabbath. This is the closest I could find:
    https://www.britannica.com/list/7-artists-wanted-by-the-law

  86. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    April 20, 2019 8:07 pm

    Another Zak sockpuppet is encountered in the wild…

    https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/65795737/#q65819636

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 21, 2019 5:16 am

      When even the chan sites full of MRA neckbeards hate you, it’s pretty much over.
      Known for: Abuse!
      RPG Career: Over!
      Online Status: Deplatformed!

    • Marvin permalink
      April 21, 2019 8:25 am

      But he’s on the level of Poe, Joyce, and Van Gogh! All rolled into one! Lol lol lol lol lol

      I’ll give him a dollar if he cuts off a body part and gets tuberculosis.

  87. April 21, 2019 10:06 am

    They came after Zak. ZAK. Nobody in the entire OSR has supported creators, pushed minorities, especially gender ones harder than Zak. Zak has made it his fucking personal mission for half a decade to push women through into the spotlight in the OSR, and they all *hated* him for doing it because each and every one of them knows that when it comes down to it, they never actually do a fucking thing to help women–ever and never will. He got women fucking paid. They worked their fingers to the bones, they collected good paychecks and they stood on stage with him while he collected his fucking awards for all the world to see: “Look out world, there’s a trans designer here, and she’s coming for you.”

    Then they came for him. A woman with no singular talent besides having a nice floppy pair of tits I’d like to suck on accused him of cracking a few, friendly, bantery and in no way legally actionable jokes and acted like Zak had been terrorizing them into sleeping with them. Zak is a fucking alpha male, he makes 90k a year from RPG stuff alone(not to mention his groundbreaking art that rakes in money, or his impressive patreon, or his investments from wise council from his intelligent father) and he could be rolling in prime fucking pussy and does. Do you know how many–and how choice the pussy is that Zak fucks? More porn stars than you’ll ever jack off to. More young idealistic college students than you’ll ever take classes with. He’s the guy smashing them raw while you sweat over a final, and he’s the one they need to think about to achieve an orgasm with future boyfriends.

    And they destroyed him. The entire RPG community saw this..this male, this energy of strength, charisma and force and they fucking lied and whispered and eventually killed him with death by a thousand cuts. But as lovecraft said, what is dead will never die.

    • April 21, 2019 11:26 am

      Who’s paying that guy 90k besides his dad? I only **grossed** E45k on his books last year and it was a banner fugging year for the old Raggi family. After publishing expenses (free breakfast, postage etcetera) his cut was maybe USD18k. Ken Baumann, is this you? I know Blue Medusa selling out earned Zak (omecay ackbay obray isskay isskay onay omohay) and the traitor Patrick Stewart USD25k apiece. Did you give them a sweeter cut on the reprint?

      • April 21, 2019 11:38 am

        Not me, man. MotBM was a tiny bit over budget so Zak’s total royalty was $25,000, Patrick came in a little above $27,000, Anton did the job for about $4,500 and then I personally paid myself a healthy $62,000 for being the real unsung genius. I fucking love everything about selling books directly to readers. Satyr makes the most money this way!

      • April 21, 2019 12:30 pm

        I hate you both so much right now. ~Matt

      • Franky Panky permalink
        April 21, 2019 6:12 pm

        Greetings, Ken.

        First, congratulations on the success of Maze of the Blue Medusa. Nice Job. It’s taken the DIY D&D culture by storm.

        An offer: I wrote the 1980’s version of Dungeons and Dragons… The boxed sets and booklets. I have a complete campaign world and setting, Empyrea, almost ready for publication, and I am currently seeking a publisher. If you’re interested, I’d be happy to tell you more about it. It will be the largest pan-industry project in RPG history.

        An expansion: If you have further interest, I can contact some people whom I know at the Post Office. I can arrange for them to come pick up books directly from your house or office, so that you will no longer need to walk to the Post Office to mail those books. You’ll have more free time to work on the publishing side of the business.

        I’m 67, semi-retired, and looking to augment my fixed income. The Mrs. has grown weary of Me living large off the proceeds of her 3 bakeries.

        Thanks for your time.

      • April 21, 2019 6:36 pm

        Great to meet you, Mr. Panky. Always a treat to hear from people your age who want to embrace the innovative and beautiful. You can do it! I appreciate the offer but my Stamps.com app already alerts postal workers to bring the truck. As for your campaign world Empyrrhoea, while it sounds fascinating I’m a little distracted these days with my podcast and since I don’t actually need the money (LOL) I haven’t even bothered to reprint MotBM. Has it really been almost a year since I announced that? My suggestion is that if you have above-average ecological standards and aren’t too pervy you could self-publish something as beautiful as MotBM. All it takes is $30,000 to get the process moving.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        April 22, 2019 12:51 am

        Captain Kirks Dick Blood likes this.

  88. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 22, 2019 12:54 am

    Phew! Need some pallet cleansing from this tasty Zak shit.

    Hey Bloobot! Could you mebbe reshare some classic Blooeycon utterings, or if not some Arizona days gold? Couldja, huh?

    • bloodymage permalink
      April 22, 2019 2:40 pm

      Well, bloodymage is going to continue his insane participation in this hobby of ours. First up will be an AD&D romp, “Shoiman’s March,” an adventure for evil characters. Next is “Waste Hanoi Hattie,” and Advanced RECON scenario I’m frantically working on. Also is “The Sullivan Affair,” A CoC entry and lastly, the pièce de résistance, “Cattle Drive to Hell,” An A&8s adventure that will segue into CoC madness!

      I killed everybody — Total Party Kill. Yeah baby.
      😈

  89. Blooeyson permalink
    April 22, 2019 4:10 pm

    The Gary Con t-shirt pre-orders have begun. You may purchase them via the main page under Souvenirs. Please note, there is a discount coupon code available to you if you take our Survey (the link is also available on the homepage). I believe this coupon code expires in a few days, so don’t delay!

    Pre-orders will end January 31, 2012. As we only produce a small number beyond pre-orders, we cannot guarantee availability (especially in certain uncommon sizes) at the show.

    Donal, Nov 27, 2011

    I bought one. The day after the deadline for the discount. Story of my life.

    bloodymage, Dec 7, 2011

    • bloodymage permalink
      April 22, 2019 5:54 pm

      I’m old and broken. That’s why I cry for help so often.

  90. Blooeyson permalink
    April 22, 2019 4:39 pm

    05/28/2012
    It’s Memorial Day and I hate holidays!

    06/23/2012
    Well, I’m still struggling along with this. A revamp of my pitch for member/investors, however. I cannot continue much longer without some serious help. Our need for an artist has become critical. And I can’t produce the way I want to produce if I’m acting as author, editor and layout person. Hell, I struggle with Word, much less anything else.

    So, I’m still insistent on my core people having a vested interest in the LLC, however, I’m willing to soften the blow to pocketbooks. Any competent fantasy artist, copy editor or layout editor willing to come aboard may do so with two, four or five installments to make up the $1,000 ante.

    I’ve just finished the Critter Catalog, a magic item compendium is in the works as well as a module set in Ert. The first gazetteer is almost finished as is a monstrous lair book. Work on “The Ertian Chronicles” is ongoing.

    I’m canvassing everywhere I can for help and it just ain’t coming.

    07/20/2012
    Nothing like fast and furious, though it’s not my style. I’m in contact with a printing outfit which can take care of my art and layout needs as well. I’ve posted on LinkedIn and immediately got calls from Boston, LA and SF of people offering me high-powered services I can’t yet afford. My fancy iPhone is driving me buggy. The website was recently revamped and more changes are coming.

    Now, if I could just get a damned gaming group together in this accursed desert!

    08/16/2012
    Polyhedron Games LLC Secret Stash
    Was just working in our “Secret Stash” and took down the previous sale item, sold at cost, our Thermos food jar. It’s been replaced on the homepage of http://www.cafepress.com/polyhedrongamesllcshop with another “mystery item.” See y’all at RinCon!

    09/01/2012
    Polyhedron Games LLC Secret Stash
    Don’t really know why I keep messing with this. I’m making money slower than a man in a hospital bed can move! Anyway, just dropped in to say that I fiddled some more with our Cafe Press store and there’s another at cost item on the front page. There really is some neat stuff in there. Check it out at http://www.cafepress.com/polyhedrongamesllcshop.

    A collection of merchandise relating to rpgs and Polyhedron Games LLC.

    09/21/2012
    It only takes me forever to get anything done, but I’m proud to announce four new western token images for your games all ready to print out on card stock and laminate. I started this “cause I’m too poor to buy minis but this has been as meticulous as painting the damned things!

    12/17/2012
    I’ve reduced the price on “Beldany: The Fey Kingdom” and it’s now available at RPGNow in addition to Lulu and our website. Just finished “The Ivory Pearls: The Reaver Kingdom.” Also, I’ve finally attracted an artist but I haven’t heard from my cartographer in awhile, so that’s a bottleneck at present.

    04/18/2013
    Another product, Leapfrog has just been placed on the site and on RPGNow, a card game called Leapfrog. Next up is a card and dice game called “Plates & Stones.”

    06/27/2013
    Progress is being made on the Ertian Chronicles; still waiting on our cartographer to come through on several gazetteers but anb OSRIC module, “The Circlet of Pilazer the Scintillant” is currently in playtest and I’m working on another with the working title of “Making Right in Pasha.”

    I really wish I could attract some key people. This two-man show is getting old. We need an artist, a copy editor, a layout person, a webmaster and a marketing manager. These are all hats I’m personally wearing (well, the artist bit for me is more graphic design) and it’s slow, exacting work.

    Still determined to getting this albatross flying.

    08/11/2013
    Well, biz isn’t going so well. Turns out this takes a lot more work and time than I counted on. I’m still at it though. Just wish I could get some help in this day of quirky digital downloads.

    11/03/2013
    Polyhedracon d4-3
    I’m working hard on Northern Arizona’s first and premiere gaming convention, Polyhedracon d4-3 and I’m raising funds for it here: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/polyhedracon-d4-3/x/4466449. There’s just a few days left and a long way to go. Lend a hand, if can.

    As to the company, please welcome our last member, Christina Cartwright, an artist with stellar talent. So, it’s me, Tom Fayen, our cartographer, Steven Shearer, our web developer/internet marketer, Stephen B. Sonne, our knowledgeable editor and Christina. If I can ever get this chaotic life of mine together we’ll be stormin’ the market.

    The Treatise on Magic is back under my hand as are the naval rules. Tom has asked for naming conventions on his maps for the latest gazetteer and Steven is putting the finishing touches on our new website. In the meantime, I need to send the copy for the Edda/Quirtoy gazetteer to Stephen for his perusal.

    Work just never ends…

    Northern Arizona’s first and premiere gaming convention.

  91. Heavy Brown Trans permalink
    April 23, 2019 8:52 am

    Hey, you rich-ass honkies!

    I don’t have time to educate you or be your shield! But I know you gots the Benjamins, so how about sliding a few my way in my Kickstarter! You get some pins showing your queerness in return.

    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cypheroftyr/get-some-genki-hi-or-coffee-in-your-life-by-way-of

    I need new teef and some specs, so hop to it, bitches!

    *cracks whip*

    • BACLF permalink
      April 23, 2019 9:06 am

      Nice, there’s common ground between the Tumblr crowd and the grogs after all!

    • Stedman Graham permalink
      April 23, 2019 9:15 am

      Damn girl, you mighty fine. My kinda “gal.” I like a lady who likes her Micky D’s and puttin’ ice cream in her morning coffee. You still gots your dick? It’s OK if you do, but you gotta keep it in yo pants if you wants to do biness.

      Me and my token white neckbeard homie Stank Frank are still working on puttin’ “Stankcon” together. We be naming it that cuz we are gonna have lots of fat, stinky fucks as guests of honor. We’d like you to join Ed Greenwood and Tenker on our panels. Then Saturday night we can party, girl.

  92. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    April 24, 2019 5:08 pm

    Shoiman’s March (D&D w/ Evil PCs!)
    Waste Hanoi Hattie (Blooey’s Vietnam flashbacks!)
    The Sullivan Affair (for Call of Cthulhu!?! A side of Blooey I never knew!)
    Cattle Drive to Hell (Aces & Eights)

    I for one would have loved to see those Blooey Adventures or had a chance to play in one gamemastered by the man himself!

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 24, 2019 5:12 pm

      I’m a victim of soi-cumstance! NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 24, 2019 5:19 pm

        Heavy Brown Trans check it out!

      • Heavy Brown Trans permalink
        April 24, 2019 5:37 pm

        Now see, this is exactly my experience in white man gaming spaces. This is why I Need Diverse Games.

        Buy some of my $15 pins so I can stock up on Chocolate and Cheez Whiz to fight against problematic behaviors against POC.

        Shampoo doesn’t buy itself, motherfuckers.

    • bloodymage permalink
      April 24, 2019 5:27 pm

      This is not going well at all. AD&D yesterday, no shows (at GaryCon!) and full table today but it was assigned to an outside tent that was not serviceable and relocated me to the restaurant leaving a notice on the whiteboard. No shows again. I’m back at my hotel to veg.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 24, 2019 5:34 pm

        They stuck Blooey outside the convention hall then moved him to the scene of the dine and dash incident when he complained!

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      April 24, 2019 5:28 pm

      My memory is a little hazy but I think I actually signed up for Sullivan’s Affair and that was one year (of several) that he didn’t show. They brought in a pinch-DM and we played an off-the-cuff Cthulhu game that was actually pretty decent. The DM was a professional magician and we all had to learn a magic trick (for real) to gain membership in a magic lodge or something.

      So yeah you can say “gee, it sure would have been great to play with Bloo!” but there was a lot of failed logistics and general heartache before you would get your chance.

      • bloodymage permalink
        April 24, 2019 5:37 pm

        I guess you didn’t see the whiteboard?

        I’ll play of course but in despair as always.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 24, 2019 5:59 pm

        Logistics (Bloogistics?) are easy – just show up to the convention a week early and he’ll be there.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
        April 25, 2019 1:24 pm

        Anyone know if Jessica found a schmuck stupid enough to hire her? I’m sure unemployment checks haven’t run out because she has no problems taking THAT money from the patriarchy.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      April 24, 2019 11:58 pm

      Is Shoiman’s March a take on Sherman’s March? Like the way Jerry Lewis would say it?

      Between this and “Ert” (Earth with couple letters dropped) my mind is blown! Blooey’s like a retarded Riddler I think. The formula for world peace is hidden in his works. Its on us that his product didn’t sell. and this eventually discovered. Our souls coulda been saved.

      For all we know the cure for cancer was spelled out in ketchup on his plate at the dine n dash.

      • BlooAnon permalink
        April 25, 2019 12:44 am

        World Elites hoard cancer cures
        Bioengineering of Morgellon’s affects Targeted Individuals
        [BOOM]
        Where We Game One We Game All
        Buy some product!

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 25, 2019 3:45 pm

        Is the map of Beldany shower curtain still available? Maybe we can still do good. Surely confirmation of the Hubble Constant and the Higg’s Bosun are woven in there!! Maybe even Linear A…

      • Blooeyson permalink
        April 25, 2019 5:12 pm

        Dad invented those curtains as a way for DM’s to get familiar with Ert. He spent a lot of time in the shower and assumed everybody else did (he stayed clean for all of 5 minutes..eat, crap, rinse, repeat). As he liked to say in his usual inspiring deadpan manner “I’ll shower of course, but in despair as always.”

        No curtains or modules, but I inherited some items. I have his old keyboard. You guys are clearly big fans, and you’ll appreciate that it still has crusty fluid stains on it, and lots of unidentified crumbs and hardened things in between the keys. Some of it may be old meatloaf sauce. Fun fact; he named his world “Ert” because the A and H keys were stuck.

      • bloodymage permalink
        April 25, 2019 7:11 pm

        Moving, Moving,
        Over the bounding main!

        (My bowels today)

      • bloodymage permalink
        April 27, 2019 6:45 am

        Get a DNA sample from that keyboard! Someday we may want to clone a meat sleeve to house the Bloobot!

  93. Let me tell you about my character permalink
    April 24, 2019 5:20 pm

    Hey Stank Frank, it looks like Billy Webb is lawyering up to sue the pants off your Fair Jessica along with a bunch of other assorted wierdos. You should jump on that gravy train.

    I don’t know how he thinks he’ll have a snowball’s chance though after his blatant sexual harassment at whatevercon. I heard he handed some gal a pack of smokes with his hotel keycard in it after she asked him for a cigarette. His wife and kids were in the hotel room at the time but still.

    • OA, BD permalink
      April 24, 2019 5:32 pm

      Oscar Anderson Likes his.

    • Franky Panky permalink
      April 25, 2019 11:07 am

      Yes, the estimable Ty Beard, esq. is representing Frog God games in this matter against Christopher Helton, The fair Jessica, and *Lady* Dangerhair herself, the original StacyD.

      I am sitting patiently by the phone, awaiting a call from the law firm of Beard, Harris, Bullock & Hughes. I expect to be called as an expert witness in the matter. My testimony will come at a reasonable price, unless I am forced to be in the same room as Bill Webb, Christopher Helton and StacyD. Then I charge exorbitantly.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 25, 2019 3:04 pm

        I had to look that Ty Beard guy up, and I’m still not convinced that he’s a real person.

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 25, 2019 3:47 pm

        I didn’t know he was a lawyer, but I ran across him in online TFT fandom. He had a fan page back in 2000 or so, maybe still does. I’m pretty sure it’s the same dude.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 25, 2019 5:36 pm

        He sure has a large fanbase among those who communicate solely by what the popular culture calls ‘memes’ (I prefer the purist sense of the term as coined by Dawkins).

        Did you ever get your TFT backer rewards? It’s an impressive box of stuff, but I’m a bit miffed that they nerfed halflings, which were surprisingly lethal in the original.

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 25, 2019 7:15 pm

        Yeah, I finally got it. It’s kind of amazing, and I’m still going through it. A few changes right off in basic Melee I didn’t like, like the halflings losing their missile bonus, and the dwarves losing their +1 with axes and maces. Interesting to see, too, that Jackson lifted some ideas that have come out in some retro-clones of TFT, like the wizard’s staff being able to store mana points (taken from Dark City Games).

        Interesting also that they went for a soft cap on attributes, and made it easier to continue getting talents as a character advances. A pretty good direction, I think, to fight attribute bloat, and the Conan the Wizard thing (which was more theoretical than actual – never had a wizard survive long enough to get 45 points).

        I can house rule the cool stuff that’s missing back in, like the halflings and and dwarves. Overall, pretty impressed with the new edition.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 25, 2019 7:43 pm

        That halfling missile, thrown weapon, missile spell thing was pretty outrageous, because by the book the +3DX stacked with the missile weapons skill for a +6DX adjustment, and there was a +1 damage bonus as well. One point to IQ, the rest in ST, and you have a starting character with an adjusted DX of 18, perfect for killing off poorly armored opponents.

        The greatest joy of the game was figuring out what combination of stats and talents would stretch the system to its breaking points.

  94. Mistwell, longtime YDIS and Alex Jones fan permalink
    April 26, 2019 4:51 pm

    I absolutely have faith this Kickstarter will fulfill entirely. And I think it will be superb.

    It’s late. That’s frustrating. But, they’re going to come through. I know Benoist is working hard to complete it. He’s an honest and trustworthy person, who cares deeply about the quality of this product.

    I encourage people to have a little faith, despite their frustrations.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      April 27, 2019 5:05 am

      Over the years it has quite become clear that Mistwell is on the autism spectrum.

  95. Ernest G. Gygax, Jr. on Facebook permalink
    April 26, 2019 5:23 pm

    APRIL 26, 2019 THREE YEARS OF ABSOLUTE SOBRIETY!

    Moderation in all things – sound advice but for those with addictive personalities – a very hard road to follow.

    I am the firstborn son of a creative genius and as much as learned at his side, I was a shy mother’s boy. When she took me to kindergarten she pushed me into the door with all these strange children and told me to stay inside. I tried to push my way out as mother held the door shut and cried…

    Later as time went on they thought that perhaps I had a mental condition or that our religion – Jehovah’s Witnesses – were the reason that I refused to learn or even try and be friends with the other students. I could have been held back in 1st Grade. In 2nd Grade the Principle took me aside to play a game just he and I and then I worked hard to surpass him, as he would compare items of the tests back and forth. Woe is me for it was an IQ test and I scored in the upper 4%. My days of avoidance and being in my World were compromised. My mother used a lilac switch and I went from the lowest reading group to the highest in 2 weeks. In 5th grade I was still faking Book Reports and bored with everything in School but I had to perform or face corporal punishment. Then Dad started reading Robert E. Howard’s Conan novels (Ace). So I picked up book 1 while he was in book 3. Before he had finished book 3 I had read all 12 and suddenly I was turning in extra credit book reports.

    By 10 years of age to hang out with my Dad I would get a glass of beer as we watched a Bear football game (real grounding as the team was subpar, if I could stay still long enough more glasses of beer would be the reward but when I would see the neighbor kids out playing, well I had to head out. Also we went for a long bicycle ride with another of his friends and as a reward we went to Jane’s Bar. He sat me next to him and ordered 3 Beers and handed me on himself. Finally I was a Bigger Guy!

    By 16 I was skipping out of at least half a day of school most every day. My reward system was to get together with Ken Reek and he would provide the weak Beer and perhaps even some Lime Vodka and or Southern Comfort – I would generally provide the White Hen Pantry sandwiches. At 17 I had a fake ID (18 was the legal age at the time) from Tim Jone’s brother and I had to fake a Georgia accent. Since I went out drinking with Tom Wham, Rob Kuntz and other far older gentlemen I was casually waved in. Pitchers of Beer, Pinball and some Pool games became favorite activities.

    At 19 and early 20 I found that alcohol gave me the ability to open conversations with the fair gender, but my lack of knowledge and sheer fear of refusal kept me unwillingly celibate until Zelda informed me she was leaving Rob’s “Ass” and would I like to go out and play some pool with her… I said you still live with Rob. She replied not much longer and then I said sure only after you have really left him!

    Well that on the second date turned into a whole new focus of energy for one Ernie – WOW this was fantastic and I had to do this at least three times a day. Well I could as long as I kept her in drink, tobacco and most importantly “Reef.” So now I had combined the concept of sex as part of addictive behavior. I went swimming in her so called affection for about 2 years, with not too shocking a few transgressions on her part, such as sneaking Coke and Pills whenever she could as well as while high from “Ludes” since Rob had gotten his Greyhawk Royalty quarterly check, well she talked me into letting her drive my car (after a night a drinking and Disco, while she was popping Ludes) and she crashed the Monza into a telephone pole sideways and then with her foot still on the gas and absolutely out of her mind, we were riding over a No Parking sign until I put the car in Park while the gas was still fully engaged. She got out of the car lost a high heeled shoe and stumbled across the snowy school field to go to Rob’s and join the huge regular event that occurred with every new Royalty check. Well I took the blame for the accident which was waved off, although I now had no car and she came stumbling back some 5 hours later to go to sleep. Man I was PW. Later when I was playing with her sister’s latest child, my God Child, Gladice told me that I was too good for her sister and that right now when I was supposed to at work she was with a local vagrant, drinking my booze supply and smoking our stash (as well as some things that are supposed to be between two people). I let her stay one more month in the rental as I gave gave my 30 day notice and found a friend to crash with. Oh I had one fixed Siamese cat when I went into this relationship, in 2 years she had increased that to a total of 22 felines! When she moved out the cats were still waiting for me as well as a messy house.

    Things got far better as my skills with the Dungeon Hobby Shop and then the Mail Order, the new RPGA and the Gen Con convention group all came under my care with 20 full and 2 part time employees. I now had lost weight and was playing Raquet Ball and working out a bit and then taking “Executive Lunches” with plenty of drinks and following that with chasing the ladies at work and elsewhere with lots of drink, some smoke and even a bit of Colombian Marching Powder. Boy did I swim in the waters full speed ahead ramming speed and would often be up until 4 AM and then be back in Americana Resort and Spa at 7 AM before heading back to work. Repeat as often as possible…

    Then my father and mother were becoming Divorced and they tried often to make things work but Dad had watched his own mother die in front of him and mother would fall back on a 6 pack hidden at night as she cried. Dad started to rock n roll and mother started to drink heavily and I was following in the family DNA myself. Dad opened up Dungeons & Dragons Entertainment and he invited me to join him as Kevin Blume was discussing shutting down the Hobby Shop and closing the Mail Order so that some of our customers would stop complaining that we were stealing the business ( I did just shy of a Million with the 4 departments of the Consumer Services Division of TSR back in late 82 – early 83. Well living on a 10 acre estate in Beverly Hills and driving a Red Trans Am Firebird as well as an ability to bounce from Irish and English Pubs and even a few Dance clubs well I reveled in the sport. I also had a connection of the celebs for my cocaine occasional parties and he was also a pornographer! We worked intelligently when we worked and partied hard when we could, swimming everyday and having lady friends over for the evening hot tub parties. Luke joined the scene and things had to go a bit underground but fun was still had and drink was a major part of all the fun. TSR really started to sink under the rule of Kevin Blume and my father had to shut down DDEC, hurriedly write Unearthered Arcana and take over the reins. Part of that was bringing in Lorraine Williams the sister of our west coast pal Flint Dille.

    Back home to a new job working with Jon Pickens with S&T magazine which was 4 issues behind (they had a game in the center of each issue) in six months I assisted Jon in bringing it up to but 2 issues behind. Dad was fighting for TSR in court and after he lost the preliminary battle (he still had a right to appeal), well he started New Infinities and hired Kim Mohan away from TSR Periodicals. Lorraine told my friend and boss Mike Cook you fire Ernie and Heidi today or you are out of a job as well!
    Well I had a check for over 5 grand in front of me, a paper to sign waving all issues with TSR firing me without just cause and so I took my weeping sister on a tavern crawl over two counties. At night we had had other TSR employees set us up with a party at Club 21. One friend gave me my first hit of “Acid” (even though this would have guaranteed him a good lay…), my own poppa got me a package from a local dealer and the bar was covered with drinks and shots as many as we wished. While tripping I noticed that Coke was pure bunk and that it was over priced and so I perceived a way to spend my parting capital and start a business.

    As the new venture grew up used my Management Schooling and people skills as well as getting the best product closer to the source and became quite a celebrity with bar maids, school teachers, bartenders, ex-policeman, a Martial Arts Instructor and bands as they played at Alpine Valley as well as lots of my drinking pals. Woman sought me out and for a few months I had 3 regular ladies a day (one married), and sought out more adventure at night at the taverns and after bar parties. Then one of my co-dealers showed me how to freebase and for 7 months that was grand fun and business still went on. Then dependance and addiction began to show it’s ugly head but my steady and I could afford it. Finally a member of the law warned me of a Grand Jury and it was pack up my bags and drive around the country, this was a 18 months away from Lake Geneva with really no income, a bad habit and an expensive girlfriend. We settled in Tampa Bay for a year to finish off that adventure. I finally saw that smoking an once a week and living expenses without an income were a dead end and I had overdosed on 3 occasions and been hospitalized twice in that year. Dad listened to me and took a flight to Tampa to aid me in taking this Monkey off the back. Well part of his answer was for us to go out and get drunk on legal margaritas and then somehow he took sides with Kelly against me somehow… From inside the van I spidered all 9 windows and when he further said now that is an intelligent way to handle this I fought him to the ground until he stopped fighting back (our father had used physical force to dominate us and sometimes his wife so I was following right in his stupid footsteps – just as I had in so many good ones with gaming). I went inside and slammed down perhaps half a bottle of Everclear grain alcohol. I woke up in a pool of bloody vomit, with a note informing me that Dad in a wheelchair, had paid for two plane tickets home and one of those was for my coke addict blond. I sold the Trans Am for next to nothing (it had problems and the purchaser gipped me on half the money – as well as if her sister could be believed he was a lover on the side…). I got the windfows repaired, packed it up to the gills and drove back to Lake Geneva.

    Well she got back together for a short while as we shared a room in her parents trailer. Then one day she found a younger man who had more resources to share and I had to move in with my soon to be ex-employee in the powder business. It took another year to really slow down on the stupid addiction but I finally quit cocaine – I thought for good. I still had alcohol to fall back on and an occasional two ships passing in the night. I had spent most all my resources, I was dependent on living with friends, soon Tom Wham and Rose Estes and low and behold I started to crave booze as my best friend.

    Drunken stupidity got me to accept money from a lady I would never have talked to let alone touch for almost a year. Then I found a girl whom I mistook for an old flame until I saw that she had two kids in a picture and below that wholesome scene was a ¾ full bottle of Vodka in her underwear drawer. Mind you I hadn’t figured out whom she really was although she had professed her name was Ann not Cathy…. Well that became an off and on relationship for almost 10 years with her taking rides to various treatment facilities followed by new drinking bouts, lots of other men mostly ex prison fellows showing up at bad times professing love for her. Once when I went to bed on the 3rd day of a drinking binge, well she set my cloths on fire and I woke up to flames and ultimately when I told the Police I was going to sleep in my own smoke filled house, a scuffle and I got my own Ambulance ride behind hers to the dry out tank/nut house in the next county. I was releasable in 24 hours (rare) but she need the full 72 and so I stayed to be near her. I think a pattern is coming into existence substances equal wild ladies of passion who crash and burn often leading me to stupid excesses and a Wisdom score of perhaps 6.

    Well then I found a bartender/waitress and we had several fun years. She and I would take turns becoming total fools but the other would help support the other most of the time. Then her teeth were all rotting out from speed addiction in her youth and I had a job with Abbott Labs and wonderful insurance. So we were fun and watched three grandsons come into the World together and I asked her to Marry me and then I could provide her medical needs. We also had a plan were we would get a house together purchase one that is and I would pay 2/3rds as I had a far better income. Well once she was my wife, she decided to go off with one of her co-workers to South Beloit and try a Crack house that she recommended. That meant absolutely no income from Deb as well as $50 dollars a day being taken as a cash check every day at the local Sentry Food store. Well after 36 days I say my shrinking bank account, I had removed the locks from the bathroom and bedroom doors so that she couldn’t just have personal time from me, while telling me that I was nuts and wasn’t smelling an old acquaintance burning cocaine although the quality sure wasn’t the same as my memory. Well that meant trying to get both marriage counseling and perhaps even addiction services for BOTH of us. She told the Doctor that I as a husband owed her whatever addictions she choose to do until she was ready to quit, the councilor told me to go ahead and get a Divorce!

    She moved into a week to week boarding house and of course fell behind on her payments and so I would purchase for fair money items from her past that were in my apartment, but I would not give her cash. Instead I paid her landlord not only the back but future rent into the future. Finally she quit that foolishness but still smoked cigs and drank. Then her liver began to fail. As she started to hallucinate and get stints in the Hospital she finally began to lose the bad habits – far too late. We had a friendly relationship with little long term trust but as she began to have major health issues I ended up on two occasions getting her Emergency service and then I went with her to various Hospitals and even getting on the Liver Transplant List. Well even as I acted as the cheerleader in this with her sons and grandsons – well she passed heavy and out of her mind in May of 2011. I don’t want to die, please save me… still makes me cry as I was powerless to undo all the harm she had done to herself over 51 years of life.

    With her death I swore off fruit from lower on the tree of life (John Popson quote) and became celibate for 6 years after her death (add to that the last year of her life in which we could not do anything due to her failing health. I finally had tired of sharing lives with other troubled addicts. Now I would just drink all by myself and now that my knees were effectively gone, I could just vegetate and drink myself into oblivion!

    2016 my 2nd major stay in the Hospital for the foolishness of my chosen course in life, this time my Kidneys, before a Heart Attack. Then my incredible Service Hound KC began to look me in the eyes (as she is doing now for the hours I am spending writing this). She refused to go out and play without me – I could not start the day without having dry heaves and other DT’s which would stop as soon as I had my first real drink of 100 proof Bourbon. So I made a vow to not find a new owner for KC but to change my life and give up the bottle. That of course didn’t happen until I finished the last bottle the night of April 25th 2016.

    Twenty eight days of physical, mental and emotional pain and duress were ahead of me with each day the thought that I could just have one drink and then start again. I knew better than that for once while working at the Game Guild I had accepted an offer to party with a couple and show them how to free base and anything goes. Well that led to me wasting time and money as well as feeling like a slug and hypocrite to the young gamers as I hid in a lie and preached to them caution. I made it and by day 29 I just had a minor craving without the physical desire and the though that death would be preferable to a life with booze.

    My health, my weight and my demeanor all began to improve and then one day while walking in the lovely grounds of the closed Golf Course Hillmoor I met an Angel with her lovely dog Bella. KC was actually friendly to her and pulled me to her! We had talked before but no matter how hormonal our response was she had lived with a complete and dysfunctional alcoholic in her youth and had a far better opinion of her worth and abilities that to go back into that bullshit. Well I stayed the course and now had a new respect for woman and myself and what a true relationship means.

    Later at a meeting to protect Hillmoor from the Developer after my speech I took a deep breath and went out on a limb. “In closing I wish to say that if it wasn’t for Hillmoor I never would have met the woman of my dreams!” Truer words were never spoken and I have found a complete partner for the rest of my life and with Love and Responsibility will set and achieve higher goals and a life based on shared joy and family and a life without addiction. Donna Jovani is my strength and the one my heart beats for and a reward from a higher power for finally making the right decisions and increasing my Wisdom to perhaps even 17. Life without such Love would be hollow and insignificant. Now if my current health issues allow I will make her a 50/50 partner for the rest of our shared existence and even should things go South and my life take a turn for the worst I will have finally found complete and total heartfelt love and devotion.

    Ernest G Gygax Jr – One of many people with addictive personalities.

    • April 26, 2019 5:42 pm

      You can’t make this shit up.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
        April 26, 2019 8:18 pm

        Fuckin elf games indeed.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 26, 2019 8:47 pm

        Elfgames, one hell of a drug!

    • BACLF permalink
      April 26, 2019 8:35 pm

      So good to know that they spent our paper route money so wisely.

      “I want my two dollars, so it can go up Ernie’s nose!”

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      April 26, 2019 8:49 pm

      ” I had accepted an offer to party with a couple and show them how to free base and anything goes.”

      Freebasing cocaine. Now we know how Ernie’s apartment caught on fire.

      And once again we clearly see Lorraine Williams was never really the villain in the EGG and family saga.

      • April 27, 2019 9:47 am

        Lorraine was hardly blameless but I don’t think she was half as bad as the people she ousted.

        No wonder the FBI kept a file on Gary when Junior was dealing dope.

    • Marvin permalink
      April 26, 2019 9:28 pm

      Wtf .also why am i supposed to give a shit

    • Franky Panky permalink
      April 27, 2019 8:39 am

      Do you think this “My name is Ernie G.” schtick is going to distract people from the kickstarter? C’mon Ernie, you were always the smart one, not like Luke, dumber than a bag of dicks, and twice as ugly.

      An Offer: Hire Me to finish the thing. Yes, I will charge a hefty fee. Modifications to My scooter are a lot more expensive than to Kaskoid’s. I’m a husky boy, unlike Kaskoid, who is a bit withered, missing so much of his colon these days. I will finish it in a timely fashion. And I can take care of that Benoist fellow too. Eskimos work for seal blubber or something, no? It’s really easy to disappear down a hole in the ice while ice fishing. A little something I learned from some Minnesotans — not that moron Arneson either– who live in a land of 10,000 lakes, or something like that.

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      April 29, 2019 8:24 pm

      Is this from the “Young Ernie’s Life Story” stretch goal?

  96. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 27, 2019 2:30 pm

    That Ernie stuff is some amazing shit. I knew nothing about the guy, and now I know too much.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 27, 2019 2:50 pm

      TMI Ernie! TMI!

      Now if (and by if I mean when) you don’t deliver, everybody is going to know you snorted their money away!

      Why the fuck do people always go full 12 Step Program like this over a late Kickstarter?

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      April 27, 2019 2:54 pm

      He’s setting something up. Notice how he’s “three years sober”. Kickstarter delivery is also late by over three years. Sorry Mistwell but your Kickstarter money is already gone up in a freebased puff of smoke.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 27, 2019 4:47 pm

        He’s ‘working the refs’.

        The whole screed was funny until he wrote that dad was ‘physical’. I can now picture Gary smacking the kids around if they confused a glaive-guisarme with a guisarme-voulge.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        April 27, 2019 10:57 pm

        Gary never smacked the kids around. Gary was a spanker. He used to talk about it. Even I was creeped out by how he talked about spanking Heidi and Elise. Now Elmore, he seemed to dig it. I think that Elmore used to send the Gygax girls furry slippers– the kind that only cover the top of the foot and not the toes — every year for Christmas.

        Never ever let yourself be alone in a room with both Elmore and Greenwood. The things that you will hear, and possibly see. It will bend you. I’m certain that that is what happened to Ernie.

      • Satine Phoenix Blows Ernie Gygax permalink
        April 28, 2019 11:34 am

        “Never ever let yourself be alone in a room with both Elmore and Greenwood. The things that you will hear, and possibly see..”

        Don’t forget the smell.

  97. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    April 27, 2019 4:59 pm

    The mods at Dragonsfoot locked the ‘Marmoreal Tomb’ thread before anybody posted about Ernie’s drugs-and-hookers revelation. 😦

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 28, 2019 7:30 am

      Just looked at that thread but I think it got locked because of some fucking retard named RFlowers. Jesus what a mental midget!

      Oh wait isn’t RFlowers just another Perilous Creamer sockpuppet?

  98. Zak le Grand Langouste permalink
    April 27, 2019 5:25 pm

    If karma plays out I will be sitting pretty soon, as I’ve only “made enemies” (i.e. upset) shitty people. And, of course, none of this is over.

    My Reality Distortion Field is even stronger than Steve Job’s. I will prevail over these shitty people who act in bad faith. Nobody beats Zak Sabbath in an internet argument. Nobody!

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 28, 2019 7:41 pm

      I’m sorry who are you?

    • April 29, 2019 6:54 am

      This is not a sock puppet account and I am not Zak Smith, if that’s what is being implied here. I don’t even reside in the same country he does. Looking at our IP addresses or whatever technical evidence you can assess should clearly show this.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        April 30, 2019 12:05 am

        Just fucking link to Zak appearances, eh? Snippets don’t scratch the itch.

      • April 30, 2019 8:35 am

        @Anonymous

        Ive tried to get the word otu but this misinformation site automatically screens links to my w-k-p-e-d-a page and the #talk channel where this Precious Islands person (not me, not even in the sme country just compare the IPs) is fighting to reverse vandalism.

        Does it bother you that you make such inaccurate assumptions?

        And of course there’s no “ammo” to be used against me and my hair is great.

      • April 30, 2019 2:12 pm

        I’ll interpret that as “no punk music” here.

  99. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 28, 2019 1:36 pm

    I love to imagine young Ernie in the old house trying to escape the Looming coked-up Gary who chases him around knocking over furniture trying to drop ham-handed blows on the wee scamp. Poor pretty blond mom Mary Jo screams “your killing him!” as she holds a vodka bottle in one hand and tries to restrain the enraged Gaz with the other. The annoyed coke fiend turns and hits her with a devastating back-hand, sending her flying against a book shelf, old pulp novels and Jehovah’s Witnesses materials raining down on her frail form as she falls sobbing in a crumpled heap.

    Gary looks upon the devastation around him. A wry smile appears on his lips, and he softly mutters. “Dungeon master. I’m the Dungeon master.”

    Scorsese. He needs to make the Gary biopic.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 28, 2019 7:41 pm

      Late Kickstarter = throw your dead Mom and Dad under the bus!

    • Franky Panky permalink
      April 30, 2019 10:32 am

      Mary Jo was a red head. She drank vodka, not gin.

      No, she never did a “Mrs. Robinson” thing with Rob Kuntz, no matter what that lying steaming load may say.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        April 30, 2019 9:21 pm

        She drank gin, Beefeater Gin, not Vodka. Gary preferred Bombay Sapphire Gin, but he would drink the cheap stuff too. When the local liquor store had a sale on the stuff it was “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf” time at Chez Gygax. The children would hide under Gary’s sand table in the basement.

  100. Timotheus permalink
    April 29, 2019 2:00 pm

    Hey, did anybody else connect the dots here? The love of Ernie’s life is a dog-walker…Blooey’s last great love was a dog walker…could it be…?

    I guess if we see Ernie trying to sell Polly Eggs to help replace the kickstarter funds he has free-based, the last domino will have fallen into place.

  101. Q99, rpg.net mod of improbable gender permalink
    April 30, 2019 8:28 pm

    Going to a dictionary to get overly-technical with definitions is not particularly helpful to productive debate.

  102. Let me tell you about my character permalink
    April 30, 2019 9:22 pm

    The dictionary is not the final arbiter of a word’s meaning. It is determined by general usage which is then reflected in its dictionary meaning. It is similar to how the clinical definition of sanity depends not so much on the patient’s view of reality but rather with how his views align with those of society. If everyone jumped off a bridge and you refused, you’d be crazy. If Zak expounds his worldview long and hard enough and enough of the faithful follow in perfect lockstep then his views will represent reality itself. He will be categorically right and all who doubted will be cast into dubiousness. He just needs to keep explaining his truth a little but longer.

    Either that or the dude’s crazy.

    • Let me tell you about my hetero character permalink
      April 30, 2019 9:33 pm

      Also expounding long and hard a little but longer is totally not a Freudian slip or anything. No homo.

  103. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    April 30, 2019 9:29 pm

    This entire statement by Bill is an attempt to deflect attention from what really happened to an early rumor that was also debunked early that he had spiked a drink – which he had not. I want to make it 100% clear that when I go after Bill, it’s not about unfounded rumors – it’s about what his victim told me directly, what I’ve heard from countless other people who have dealt with Webb, and Webb’s own statements about what happened.

    It’s ALMOST accurate. Almost. Except for everything that built up to the moment that made BJ feel unsafe – when he wrapped his arm around her to guide her out for a cigarette. That’s BJ’s story to tell, just know that it wasn’t this one, isolated incident. There’s a whole lot of context missing.

    To my knowledge, no one named by the alt-right lawyer claiming to come after us over this is spreading any rumor that there were spiked drinks (this is the first *I’ve* heard of that rumor, in fact). The only things we’re accusing him of are the exact things he’s already copped to, and the overwhelming amount of people in the industry who have given each other warnings about Bill Webb being drunk at conventions.

    He wants you to think this is about behavior he *didn’t* do, but it’s not about that at all. This is strictly, 110% about things he’s already said he did. The difference between him and us is that he doesn’t think it’s a big deal, and we think violating consent is ALWAYS a big deal.

    He also wants you to feel sorry for him as an old guy who doesn’t understand the confusing rules of this modern age. Tim Kask and Frank Mentzer use the same argument when they’re taken to task for their bad behavior.

    Consent was the same in the 70s and 80s as it is today. What he’s really saying when he tries to tell you he did something he didn’t expect was ‘bad’ is that he’s been doing that all his career, and he’s only NOW getting in trouble for it, which is confusing him.

    Then there’s the part of the statement where he mentions that he’s agreed to a chaperone (one of the Frogs) at conventions, and simultaneously tells us how sad it is that the whole company is being marred for HIS actions.

    First of all, it’s not true that the Frogs are all innocent employees. We’ve all been smeared and I’ve been aggressively misgendered by people at FGG, as well as some of their contractors – in particular Alyssa Faden. A friend of mine merely posted a link to Bill’s original statement about the incident where he makes light of drinking so much. Matt Finch then harassed him about it until he finally had to be blocked.

    Those are just a couple of incidents.

    The Frogs aren’t innocent members being drug through the mud because they just so happen to work for Bill Webb. They are actively involved in attempting to make non-consensual familiar contact seem like not really that big of a deal, as well as covering up for Bill wherever they can.

    Which brings me to the part where he states he has a chaperone, and that chaperone is one of his employees. One of the very employees who has dived into many of these conversations to defend Bill, attacking myself and others in the process. There’s a big conflict of interest going on there.

    Lastly, if Bill really doesn’t want the rest of the company to suffer for his actions, he needs to resign AND stay home from conventions for a while. Instead of taking up the time of one of the Frogs by having them babysit, they could be out there supporting the company, selling books, and proving that FGG isn’t only Bill Webb.

    Bill, it’s simple. Resign. Take a couple years off from the con circuit. Let the Frogs do it, instead. Let them support the company and prove that FGG isn’t just Bill Webb. Maybe consider the fact that you might just be an alcoholic and attend some AA meetings. Admit that you’ve got a problem. You do.

    Then, when you come back to the con circuit, don’t drink. Don’t walk around the con in your pajamas. Don’t touch women without their consent. Don’t call anyone ‘baby’, ‘sweetie’, ‘honey’, or any other familiar pet name unless she’s your wife. Don’t do all the things you did leading up to that moment with BJ. You know what they are.

    You do that, we lay off. But let’s make one thing crystal clear: It is not for you, your employees, or anyone else related to you to decide whether or not you should be forgiven and redeemed. It’s up to the people your behavior puts in danger.

    And if you don’t want your other employees taking the fall for your bad behavior, tell them, your freelancers, and your fans to stop attacking us. Condemn their actions. We’ve been attacked, threatened, blacklisted, brigaded, and more… just for taking you to task for what you *already admitted doing*.

    You think your punishment of having one of your buddies follow you around the con is enough.

    We disagree.

    You may think this should only last for a short while, but for your victims it’s a lifetime sentence. For ALL of them… and, apparently, for those of us stepping up for them. Take this seriously. We do.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      May 1, 2019 5:44 am

      And if you do all this Billy Boob, it STILL won’t be enough. Then they’ll suggest you hand over the company to someone more acceptable. Maybe Jessica Price , just give her the company and go die so you can join me, the Ghost of Gary Gygax, and Frog Bog games will be safe in the hands of those that deserve it. Fucking give the company up already you shit!

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      May 1, 2019 6:50 pm

      “Lastly, if Bill really doesn’t want the rest of the company to suffer for his actions, he needs to resign AND stay home from conventions for a while.”

      “You do that, we lay off.”

      This is arguably extortion in the eyes of the law and is a legitimate cause of action to add to the lawsuit. Probably not the brightest move to post publicly.

    • Franky Panky permalink
      May 1, 2019 11:46 pm

      Ah Original StacyD. Such thoroughly unhinged screeching. She will eventually suffer the same fate as any other member of the Committee of Public Safety.

      Am I the only one who finds it amusing that a chronic brokeass like StacyD is trying to give business advice?

      • Frog Gode permalink
        May 2, 2019 5:35 am

        The Committee of Public Safety : only time design by commitee really had an edge. They also had killer retirement parties.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        May 2, 2019 2:19 pm

        I love how StacyD supported, enabled and defended serial abuser Zak Sabbath until it was no longer chic to do so.
        NEVER FORGET!!!!

    • Blow it out your ass, caltrops permalink
      May 3, 2019 9:14 pm

      “That’s BJ’s story to tell.”

      She has disavowed the version of events you are peddling. More than once actually.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        May 4, 2019 9:09 am

        BJ. What an intriguing name. I can understand Bill Webb’s confusion.

        I do wish that I had met BJ at PaizoCon, instead of that Perfidious Jessica.

    • Marvin permalink
      May 4, 2019 10:30 am

      If you don’t want to be “aggressivrly misgendered” (not a real thing), be a real gender and stop deliberately abusing language (them their those they) solely to find sonething new you can pretend to be outraged about. Fuck off

  104. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 1, 2019 10:32 am

    Let me get this straight; this boob walked around drunk at cons in his pajamas? And people talked to him and took him seriously? How old is the guy?

    • Franky Panky permalink
      May 2, 2019 9:46 am

      Kaskoid and I ride our scooters around at cons while wearing nothing but the nice slippers terrycloth bathrobes that the Hotel provides. If you do a manspread while speeding down a hallway, you get a nice breeze on the package that way. The ladies get a show. I do like their gasps of amazement. Any gasps or theirs, really.

      We don’t drink and drive though. Kaskoid gets high, but when he is too stoned to function, he forgets how to operate the scooter and sort of sits there, hands and feet twitching. Dreaming of running down squirrels or something.

  105. Zak le Langouste permalink
    May 2, 2019 9:51 am

    Now that so many of them have proved to be just random hivemindy nerds under the surface I can stop worrying about them and concentrate on what I have to do.

    As for the money–RPGs were never my main business and I suspect Demon City will make wayyyyy more than the drama llamas think–especially after the story develops and some accountability starts to happen. They want this to be a story? It’ll be a fucking story.

    To the last, I’ll grapple with them; From Hell’s heart, I’ll stab at them; For hate’s sake, I’ll spit my last breath at them.

    They’ll need to come to my blog, my sanctum sanctorum. It’s the only platform I have remaining. And answer the either/or questions that are my stock in trade in my comments section. Otherwise, it’s public apology time for them.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      May 2, 2019 2:13 pm

      Who are you? Anybody ever hear of a Zak Smith? Lemme check if there is anything on Wikipedia…..

      Known for Abuse!!?! You are most unwelcome here sir!

      • FixerFixerFixer permalink
        May 2, 2019 9:30 pm

        Nobody gatekeeps the gatekeeper! Nobody! And those abuse accusations are false. Have you contacted the witnesses? You are posting in bad faith if you have not, Bro. The wiki needs a fact checking. It would be morally gross to let various aggressors go unpunished and remain unaccountable for falsely accusing me. That only encourages more people to try to hurt their enemies by inventing false accusations. I am not known for Abuse. I am known for douche baggery. And schtupping D list porn queens.

        Uh, Zak, Zak is known for douche baggery and skank schtupping. I am not Zak. I am but a simple fact checker.

        Does it bother you that you make such inaccurate assumptions?

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      May 2, 2019 2:22 pm

      Great Nurgle, Zakattack’s annual income is 1896 BEFORE taxes. Bunch of fucking virgin game nerds think they can make more than that? Zpastic drives a 1993 Geo Storm with cassette tape deck because he WANTS to, doesn’t HAVE to! He could easily upgrade to a 1995 Geo Tracker! Daemon Green Drizzle Shitties is going to make him upwards of maybe… $5000 have any of you losers ever seen $5000? Thought not!
      There’s plenty of conventions lining up to gave Zpastic as there featured guest. Zpastic doesn’t need Gencon. When Zpastic pulls up in his Geo Storm billowing black exhaust all the nerd hot chicks come out to get fucked and dumped before he even gets into the convention.
      Fortunately Zpastic has his wildly successful art career as well!

      • Franky Panky permalink
        May 2, 2019 9:20 pm

        Gary, normally I worship the ground you walked on, and in a totally not creepy way, but in this you are in error. Zakling drives a Pontiac Fiero, a banana yellow Fiero.

        Chicks dug the car back in the day. The Chicks that Zak digs, still dig the car.

  106. Let me tell you about my character permalink
    May 2, 2019 11:54 pm

    Looks like Webb and the weirdos have kissed and made up.

    • Frog Gode permalink
      May 3, 2019 5:17 am

      Good. You can’t hide your feelings for long when you’re in your pajamas, or only in very unhealthy ways.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      May 6, 2019 6:07 pm

      After all these years of being told it’s inappropriate to ask in cases of sexual assault “what was she wearing?”, who knew the question we should have been asking instead was “what was HE wearing?”!!!!

  107. bloodymage permalink
    May 4, 2019 6:46 am

    Sorry, hafta quit the giveaways. I’ve been offline too long and I have a lot of catching up to do w/ my business. I’m not the greatest at this computer stuff.

    These will be available for sale in Ye Old Shoppe just in time for GenCon 2019!

  108. bloodymage permalink
    May 4, 2019 6:52 am

    Limited time only: DANI JANG EDITION!

    • Dani Jang, Demon Shitty Super Backer who call whores permalink
      May 5, 2019 8:20 am

      Oh me likey likey so much! I take a ten shirts for from you brooeymage!

  109. May 4, 2019 7:53 pm

    If someone gives you trouble, email me: zakzsmith AT hawtmayle . If you meet only with resistance, it’s still good to have a record of attempts to suppress facts or evidence or even just to suppress fans discussing the work. As things are progressing quickly its very likely it’ll come in handy soon.

    Good places to post are:

    Twitter (especially responding to popular hatethreads)
    the OSR discord
    reddit/rpg
    reddit/osr
    Enworld
    RPGnet

    I promise I’m not just going to give up on games, they’re fun, the girls and me are still having fun rolling, and I have a lot of projects half-finshed that’ll come out. This’ll be a chaotic time, but when it’s over a lot of the worst things about the online game scene will have changed for the better.

    • Z, again permalink
      May 4, 2019 10:28 pm

      I should add that if you don’t know how to respond, or post proper rebuttals, generally by posing a lot of binary questions and accusing the others of bad faith if they don’t answer, send me the account info, passwords, usernames and any other information needed to logon, from those places, and I will take care of the rest. I would take great advantage of the opportunity to post again on RPGnet and reddit, even under a name other than my own.

      If you are not signed onto my patreon for Demon City, currently at 36 backers for $158/mo. you could sign onto that. I seem to have lost a few patrons recently.

      If you pledged for the Demon City kickstarter, I can use your help there, too, in the comments section. Dani Jang is enthusiastic, but let’s face it, he’s either a moron or a master troll. Demon City is moving along nicely, Shawn’s finishing sections (everything he’s sending looks 10 times more awesome than I expected), Mike’s nailing down production details, proofreader’s ready to proofread, etc and I think we’re gonna have something very special soon.

      Demon City is going to have with a very loud and very strange birth. Y’all know me, and–whether you like me or not–you know I deliver what I say I’ll deliver and you likely know what an inopportune and embarrassing time this would be for me to release a dud after bragging about it this much. Back when I put out Vornheim, my first RPG book, there was a lot of controversy about porn stars playing D&D–and I knew then that if it wasn’t great I’d be crucified. We’re here again.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
        May 5, 2019 6:55 am

        The Zpastic suck poopets made their collective assault on read it less than a month ago. Trying angles such as his innocence unban him NOW! He’s been punished enough unban him NOW! He’s an awesome contributor to read it unban him NOW! I’m very proud that redrumit has stuck to their guns and said a nasty little shit like Zpastic adds nothing to the community and it’s funny as fuck to see him impotently clawing at the gates to be let back in. He’s not begging yet but there is certainly the sour cat piss tang of desperation in Zpastic’s suck poopets cause he’s got all the meth fueled goal post changing and demands for ‘proof’ and no outlet to attack people now. I mean he has his blog which should be called Playing D&D with Suck Poopets these days but it’s all tumbleweeds now. The Reddit shit is just sad because Zpastic is trying so hard to change his argument style and rolling that critical failure every time. ‘Prove we are not suck poopets or unban Zpastic NOW!’ No, that’s alright we’ll just ignore you and carry on.
        I miss Dragon magazine as a forum because we’d have just thrown Zpastic and Raggy’s stuff in the trash where it belonged. Cause you know those cheap fucks wouldn’t have included a SASE to return it with “You are fucking kidding right?”
        Ah the good old days. Still, it has been an awesome couple months with Zpastic being on lock down. Ideas flourish and creators are creating again. So glad that undeniable truth surfaced so he could be legitimately removed from gaming social circles.

      • Arneson's Spectre. permalink
        May 5, 2019 8:17 am

        He’s just not getting it. Innocent or guilty, it doesn’t matter (spoilers: he’s guilty as fuck). Zak was such a piece of human feces that everyone was glad to have an excuse to throw him under the bus and then throw it in reverse and back up over him again.

    • Dani Jang, Demon Shitty Super Backer permalink
      May 5, 2019 6:21 am

      I do research, Zak. You are known far and wide for douchbaggery! I also call whores. But is okay I still a support Demon Shitty. Many rapes to come in adventurers!

  110. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 5, 2019 10:10 am

    The “Lord Voldemort shall Return” shit is awesome. Zako’s in a deluded zone. Apologies and summary punishments are to come! Bad actors! Bad faith! Bad haircuts!

    Though him vanishing would have been nice, this’ll do. Good laughs.

  111. Reason permalink
    May 5, 2019 8:22 pm

    I am having a hard time distinguishing between what are parodies of Zak & what he /his socks are actually posting? Any links? Or which readdeet forum? OSR? I want to read some.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
        May 6, 2019 6:00 am

        Zpastic fails his innocent inquiry roll and is pretty much trolled with 2-3 suck poopets rolling out to try to make demands. In true Zpastic fashion they try to make these demands without giving away it’s the half hair head that says I R teh Zakattack U better unban me or I u wil B sorry!!!!

      • Playah Hater's Handbook permalink
        May 6, 2019 1:01 pm

        Is it sadder that Zpastic doesn’t have any friends willing to defend him online, or that his only friends willing to do so engaging in the exact same sort of amateur hour bullshit arguing he does?

        I remain impressed by the insistence that we should trust a father who threw his daughter under the bus. If her father really did write that, then there is no fucking change that “Mandy and her father are very close, live near one another, and talk and/or see one another daily.”

    • Dani Jang, Attorney and Demon Shitty Superbacker who called whores permalink
      May 6, 2019 2:22 pm

      Hi Zak oh me so sorry I mean “Reason” rink 😉 rink 😉
      I call whores now you call me. We chop suey suey Mandy!
      You Honor, my crient is known for douchebaggery, but he no rapey rapey whores! How you rape whore anyway? That they job!

      • Reason permalink
        May 6, 2019 4:26 pm

        Erm, You can read my posts here or on other blogs, I’m either Zak’s worst & most elaborate sock puppet or just someone who wanted to see if his posts really did have the “give me your passwords” thing still going on.

      • Timotheus permalink
        May 6, 2019 5:57 pm

        Prove that you are not The Attack’s sock puppet or you are a LIAR and must apologize!

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 6, 2019 3:51 pm

      Remember, we still have no confirmation other than from the Zak Attack that Mandy’s father threw her under the bus. Mandy’s “father” in this instance is most likely another instance of “Shannon Appelcline” on Reddit.

  112. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 6, 2019 10:23 am

    How many regrets must this Wrath of Zombie guy have now? Is he realizing his hard work is now being used in the Voldemort returns campaign?

    Sounds like Zako is getting the legal train rolling. Is he going to sue Mandy? Are all the distributers and publishers and cons going to be named in a class action?

    This could get really good.

  113. Anonymous permalink
    May 6, 2019 12:19 pm

    Zak is definitely insinuating legal action of some kind. But then again, numbnuts also posted his manifesto(s) after allegedly consulting a lawyer…so, yeah.

    But he likely could not go after Mandy for more than defamation of character, libel or perhaps malice (if celebrity status could be deemed…so probably not).

    And in the case of defamation or libel, that would be really, really hard to disprove. She wrote of her “experiences” and cited witnesses. He countered with his experiences (poorly, I might add, as he actually committed libel when he did so) and cited witnesses. This would be a really poor case for a lawyer to take.

    Now he might go after distributers or retail outlets that have “banned” him. If they did not perform adequate research and simply worked off of Mandy’s statement, they might be liable for libel when they made their announcements to disassociate with him.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 6, 2019 3:54 pm

      Again, no reputable lawyer would have allowed Zak to release that “defense” or permit him to continue to engage in his online shenanigans since then. Logic dictates: there is no lawyer.

  114. Anonymous permalink
    May 6, 2019 12:24 pm

    Please Jesus, may we listen in on Dani Jang, Attorney at Law and his call to his new client?

    • DANI JANG, ATTORNEY WHO CALLED WHORES permalink
      May 6, 2019 2:23 pm

      Herro, you need rawyer?

  115. Patrick Stuart permalink
    May 6, 2019 6:05 pm

    Id like to know how many dudes actually contacted those chicks who had their phone numbers published by Zak? Is there anyone besides Dani Jang who called and said, “Hello? I am seriously trying to establish the validity of these allegations against Zak. Would you please relate your experiences?” And did it turn into “Uh huh, uh huh. So anyway, I saw some of your films. Are you doing anything right now?”

    • Zak’s Shitty Haircut permalink
      May 6, 2019 6:28 pm

      Any lawyer who takes up Fuckboy’s case better think twice about putting those skanks on the stand. One was tossed out of the US and the other is a working prostitute. Even without them that memo of his will bury him. Cocksucker that he is.

  116. Alexis Smolensk, Guest Of Honor permalink
    May 7, 2019 6:37 am

    Authority cuts no ice with me … which is a very good reason why I should never, ever, find myself in a room with the Queen of England.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      May 7, 2019 8:32 am

      That and you’re a nobody unemployed fry cook

  117. Cox Zucker permalink
    May 7, 2019 9:01 am

    Looks like Mentzer went and got hisself banned from the Gary Con website. And he’s been asking for Gary Con’s legal mailing address. Does he need a sharp chingchong lawyer?

    • Franky Panky permalink
      May 7, 2019 10:03 am

      I do. Michael Avenatti is currently unavailable. Whoever it is that I find, that lawyer must be an anosmiac. All those years of feasting on end of the day baked goods, replete with wheat flour, have wrought havoc on My internals. I’m producing more toxic fumes than a turn of the 19th century heavy industry factory. Heck, My doctors compared the air quality in My general vicinity to that of Los Angeles or Beijing on a really bad day. Or I think that he did. He was hard to understand as he was speaking through a respirator.

      It is total war between Me, and the Forces of Light, a.k.a. the old guard of the OSR, and this snivelling worm known as Luke “Melf” Gygax and his unholy allies.

    • Dani Jang, Super Backer of Demon Shitty and Attorney who also called whores permalink
      May 7, 2019 2:06 pm

      Herro, Franky Panky! You need rawyer? I get Zak off with very light sentence for raping whore – he only banned for life from elf games. I get you off for creepy uncle routine with only ban from all cons except Total Con and some redneck con in Texas where they don’t mind so much the rapes.

      For retainer, you must a promise Demon City gets prominent place in Worlds of Empyrea.

      • Anonymous permalink
        May 7, 2019 4:01 pm

        Dani Jang’s resume grows!

        So goddam funny.

      • Dani Jang Demon Shitty Super Backer Attorney who called whores and like Kent's Rectum better than actual Kent who do gay permalink
        May 7, 2019 5:09 pm

        You need rawyer? I charge a hourly and by the sockpuppet.

  118. The Ribbet permalink
    May 7, 2019 9:52 am

    Frog God Games Competition

    1st Prize: 400 Frog Bucks (400 dollars in store credit) & will put it up on our website for all to see.

    2nd Prize: 100 Frog Bucks (100 dollars in store credit).

    Starts: May 7th at 8:00amPST

    Ends: May 31st at 11:00pmPST

    We want to hear from you our fans. Pick your favorite FGG product and tell us why you like it to so much in video, blog, or podcast format.

    Enter as many times as you like!

    Once you have created it, submit it to us as a Facebook comment.

    Please Read the Submission Policy before submitting.

    Bill Webb assures you that “Frog Bucks” is not a slur on French currency. Nor the Euro. He has much nastier slurs for *those people*. It was the cigarettes. He smoke some Gaulois at one point. He couldn’t stop vomiting for 24 hours. Ever since then he has had an insatiatble rage against all things French.

    A warning: If you win, and we post your entry, with your name on it, you can expect to be assailed by Stacy Dellorfano, Christopher Helton, Jessica Price and their slavering hordes.

  119. Making Sense permalink
    May 7, 2019 2:12 pm

    Who will cast the first stone at Zak Smith? Not me. Cough. He brought zest to the OSR by introducing maidens into a stagnant virginosphere. Now that he has retired with dignity, the OSR and forums have reverted to the old boys club, or should I say the club of men with stinking unremoved underpants?

    • Dani Jang, Demon Shitty Super Backer Attorney who called whores and like Kent's Rectum better permalink
      May 7, 2019 5:06 pm

      Hrrrmmm. I don’t think you Zak. You Kent who is known far and wide for the doing gay?

  120. Making Sense permalink
    May 7, 2019 3:23 pm

    YDIS’s grandmother has asked me to get her long-socks back from YDIS who borrowed them to make a pot of tea.

    She needs them back. ‘I don’t think YDIS is at his best hallucinating over my sweat socks when he should be at his plumbing course.’

    “My girlfriend is always pissing and moaning when I borrow her underwear,” YDIS said in defence.

    I am confused but you guys know YDIS better.

    • Chewie permalink
      May 7, 2019 4:41 pm

      Hahah. You should of stopped the first time retard. Time for you to go back to sticking Zak’s pole in your mouth.

    • Heavy Brown Trans permalink
      May 7, 2019 5:36 pm

      Hi, Kent!

      • Dani Jang Demon Shitty Super Backer and Attorney who call whores like Franky's wife permalink
        May 8, 2019 8:45 pm

        Herro fat negro man who no like his ding dong! You need rawyer?

  121. Leona Maple (She/them), Angry POC permalink
    May 7, 2019 5:41 pm

    If you want to talk about diversity and inclusion, make sure you’re calling out people when they’re not being inclusive, and don’t leave the labour on the most marginalized. Or, when the marginalised speak up, support them.
    Y’all want change but don’t wanna do the work.

  122. May 7, 2019 6:21 pm

    Just a reminder for those who choose to participate. We have Dave Hargrave Day coming up on May 25th and Gary Gygax Day coming up on July 27th. Also the host of Original Edition Role Playing Appreciation Day is moving it to sometime in the fall.

    Please let me know if you are planning to post in May and/or July. That way I can give you a reminder closer to the date(s).

  123. Satine Phoenix's fugly Balony Hole permalink
    May 7, 2019 9:53 pm

    3 days since Zak posted in Demon City comments and there are no rebuttals or Dani Jang ass-felching. . Is it possible that poor Wrath fucker gave him one last spew before shutting them down?

  124. Zak le Langouste permalink
    May 7, 2019 11:15 pm

    A person who recounts that bad things happened with glee or approval is obviously a bad actor and should not be posting on the Internet anywhere. Bad actors belong in porn movies, never on the internet.

    We must deplatform them, by any means necessary.

  125. Dani Jang calls Losers permalink
    May 8, 2019 10:30 am

    Ring ring
    Kent: ‘ello?
    ?: hello, sir. This is the Greater British Urban Housing Authority. We are calling you to let you know you have used all your housing welfare credits on cheap alcohol. I’m afraid I have to inform you that you have one week to move out of your 1 bedroom flat.
    Kent: What? No, that can’t be right. I mean, I do drink cheap gin and beer, but I still have credits!
    ?: hahahahahahahah
    Kent: who..who is this?
    Dani: hahah! This Dani Jang!
    Kent: Who?
    Dani: I supporter of Zak Smith and excellent rapey game Demon City, you bet!
    Kent: how the hell did you get my number!
    Dani: I know you support great Zak as well, so I call to make sure you speak out.
    Kent: what? I…
    Dani: You renown for many sock puppet accounts across internet. You puppets very unfunny, but that good because Zak say nerd jokes no helpy. Also I hear you gay and likey likey rectum sex much like great leader in my country.
    Kent: You sound like a cunt. But Zak’s stuff is good. Not as good as Jaquays though.
    Dani: Is that old 80’s Tranny game maker? No sex in hers games. Just nerd jokes. I wonder what tranny does with wee wee? In my country if you become tranny secret police burst in and make you eat pee pee raw. But they do not rape him/her/it. No homos. They take tranny’s family and have rape party at HQ. Make excellent Demon City scenario.
    Kent: Jesus!
    Dani: by way, how you spell name correct? Is Kent or Kunt?
    Dial tone

    • May 8, 2019 12:23 pm

      Holy shit, Dani Jang Superbacker. That’s a Kent Flame for the ages. If only you didn’t have the worst taste in elf games on the planet I’d start the slow clap.

      BTW loving how the comments at Zak’s place turned into an endless one-sided debate with imaginary critics expunged for various thought crimes. Like he didn’t look psycho before.

    • BACLF permalink
      May 8, 2019 2:10 pm

      Needs more ‘urine in soda’ content.

      • Dani Jang Demon Shitty Super Backer and Attorney who call whores like Charrotte and Franky Panky's Wife permalink
        May 8, 2019 8:42 pm

        I no pee pee in Coke, I pee pee in whores mouths and full bukake!

    • Doge I Jang permalink
      May 9, 2019 8:51 am

      https://imgflip.com/i/30jnbp

  126. Playah Hater's Handbook permalink
    May 8, 2019 1:13 pm

    Did Mickey Rooney rise from the grave to reprise his role as Mr. Yunioshi as Dani Jang here?

  127. Franky Panky permalink
    May 8, 2019 7:40 pm

    Dani, short for Danielle. Remember that Seinfeld episode with Donna Chang?

    Yes, it’s like that. However he used to call himself Daniel before the transition. Just a boring ol’ whitebread Anglo-Saxon trans.

    Who uses the term scalawag these days? Apart from Zakling. “I fear you’ve been ripped off. If you read a book with “two(!!!) clearly defined areas” or “literally two locations” you didn’t receive a copy of Red & Pleasant Land, you received some other book and were deceived by some scalawag into believing this was the award-winning, best-selling Red & Pleasant Land. Perhaps a cover was switched on you. Anyway: seek the perpetrator.”

    Seek the perpetrator. Indeed. Force him to make a public apology and self-deplatform. Zakling has no clue what a true best seller is. Red and Pleasant land is chump change compared to the best-selling D&D of all time, which I wrote.

    • Dani Jang Demon Shitty Super Backer and Attorney who call whores like Franky's wife permalink
      May 8, 2019 8:38 pm

      Franky I very powerful rawyer and Demon Shitty Super Backer not Thai lady boy! I chop suey you for everything you worth and that net salary (which a not so very much money I hear)! You better apologize or Zak and I will depratform you and then chop suey you for deframation of caricature.

  128. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    May 9, 2019 7:31 pm

    Oh, Franky, looks like your obsession is baring her claws…

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      May 10, 2019 6:05 am

      Messy Jessy, email me and we can compare notes about the character stat from Paranoia in context of how many times Tomb of Horror was reprinted and how it was MEN doing it and not asking my express permission. I wasn’t seeing large quantities of cash and now that I’m a phantom presence they are even more misogynistic towards me. No one is scrambling to reprint Cyborg Commando for some reason.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
        May 10, 2019 6:06 am

        Or was it Toon that had chutzpah? Some other company’s game that was ripping me off.

    • Franky Panky permalink
      May 10, 2019 11:24 am

      Oh I am so over her. Truthfully, I would still tap that thang, but I would want my scooter turbo-charged, so that I may make My getaway with all due haste, lest she eat My head, eyebrows and all.

      Now that the NDA has lapsed, bitter fired employee has nasty things to say about the company that fired her. Oh noes, they made me do work. ;'( Maybe the threat of being sued by El Beard wasn’t enough. Now she wants Paizo to menace her with Lawyers. Dani, you read this? More billable hours. The Treacherous Jessica will love, just love, your Rapey-rapey schtick. Because you’re a trans, and she’ll find it charming.

      I guess she must dislike work, because she is doing everything she can to avoid ever getting hired.

      This new funding platform is of interest to Me. However, I suspect that by the time I get around to setting up a nice campaign to fund the largest pan-industry project ever, Emyprea, JMal will have beaten me to the punch, and plucked all the pigeons.

      Just checked. Pre-banned by gameontabletop dot com. Kuntz? Melf? Bote? I have so many enemies these days. And why? All I want to do is make fun elf games, and flirt with the ladies.

      Gary, my friend, I am trying to revive Cyborg Commando. but Kim Mohan is being his usual drama queen self about the rights. Kaskoid, who hired him, has promised to intervene, but he’s re-discovered psychedelics, so it may be a long, long while*. Your son by Gail, Alex, was going to get it made into a video game or something, but that was before De Santos dropped the sue ball on Gail. The world has turned against us, We Bringers of Joy and Instillers of Child-like Wonder.

      *That last Curmudgeon in the Cellar episode on Youtube, the one taken down, was 5 hours of Kaskoid staring, slack-jawed, into a lava lamp. *Magic* Mushrooms. Sigh.

  129. May 10, 2019 9:59 am

    Dismaster FraNe
    6 minutes ago
    @Mike Evans, after saying you will not publicly support your collaborator and going as far as to allow us to choose to opt out from receiving the book and to remove our names from the backer list, you’re allowing him monopolize the KS chat and publicly push us to denounce people in his favour admitting he would keep records on their activities and threatening them.

    This is extremely worrying and uncomfortable to say the least.
    I believe many people here would like a public clarification on your stance.

    ZCollaborator
    1 minute ago
    If you are going to publicly commit defamation, you need to be comfortable with your victim knowing it, recording it, and taking steps to redress the problem you created.

    Don’t give Mike a hard time about an entirely legal and morally necessary process–he’s got work to do in order to get this book out to the backers.

    Markus Meirun
    about 3 hours ago
    Anyone who assists zak in this endeavor is a collaborator and will be treated as such. This is not about accountability.

    ZCollaborator
    about 1 hour ago
    @markus do not threaten backers or lie in the comments

    Ed SilverSuperbacker
    11 minutes ago
    I find it difficult to believe that Kickstarter supports the solicitation of enemies lists on their platform.

    ZCollaborator
    6 minutes ago
    @Ed

    “Enemies list” is verbal sleight-of-hand.

    If someone does something wrong they’re a “bad actor”, a “harasser’, a “broken stair” etc. They need to be held accountable. This process of holding people accountable is a form of activism.

    Calling that an “enemies list” suggests that holding bad actors accountable is some sort of petty Nixonian trick rather than what it actually is: a legitimate and necessary process of pursuing redress for people who have legitimately lied and done wrong.

    Defamation is an offense–it’s not just a word someone made up.

    • Dani Jang Demon Shitty Super Backer who called whores and is also rawyer for Zak S but not rapey uncle with 3 inch eyebrow hair Franky Panky permalink
      May 10, 2019 1:45 pm

      Horey Morey Zak! You go off deep end! As your rawyer I got you off from raping whore with best deal possible! If you rape yourself, I can no help you.

      You make Nixon look like Mother Theresa with all you crazy paranoia. You takey takey the drugs again?

      • Z, collaborator permalink
        May 10, 2019 2:31 pm

        What do I get if you’re wrong, Jason?

        Don’t bully people, Jacob. I’m not a performing monkey.

        Misinformation has to be addressed wherever it appears.

        If you don’t like to read it, then just don’t read it.

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      May 10, 2019 2:48 pm

      Z sadly unaware that everything on his defense page is defamation against Mandy and his other victims. Hell, Mandy could even build a defamation case against her own dad. What a sad little paranoid piece of shit he is…

  130. Anonymous permalink
    May 10, 2019 11:27 am

    There was a time that I believed that Zak was not batshit crazy, but only played batshit crazy on TV.

    He is batshit crazy. Full time.

  131. PrinceofNothing permalink
    May 11, 2019 3:24 am

    To anyone keeping score, Zak’s current patreon score is 36 backers at 158 per month, meaning that his actions thus far have a negative effect, if any. Also why is no one hitting him on the dubious nature of his jewish status, or is that one debunked?

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      May 19, 2019 5:30 am

      38, 171. Resubscribers of major doners or ballot stuffing?

  132. May 11, 2019 9:41 am

    Mike (wrathofzombie) EvansCreator
    about 5 hours ago
    Good day everyone,

    I apologize for the lateness in responding to this current issue; real life business kept me away from a computer most of the day.

    These arguments are neither productive nor helpful. At this point, it’s just heads beating against a wall.

    As I have stated in previous comments: please keep all discussion on this page relevant to the Kickstarter, its status, and fulfillment. If people wish to continue this argument, then take it to another forum. There are people here who are interested in the product Demon City and do not wish to be barraged with notifications of ceaseless arguments.

    As for my public stance: Demon City is going to be a fantastic book and I’m excited to see it released! However, I will not allow this Kickstarter to become a platform for anyone. Browbeating, belligerent arguing, or toxicity will not be tolerated.

    Going forward all comments that do not pertain to the topic of Demon City, its status, and fulfillment will be reported to KS.

    Thank you

    Mike Evans

    JasonSuperbacker
    about 8 hours ago
    Weird, how you know so much about the posting history of that account but it was “someone” who was posting as SAppelcline and not you. Even though those screenshots prove otherwise.

    I hope this illustrates to everybody reading this the ludicrous lengths Zak will go to always be the victim and never the guilty party.

    Oh, I forgot to ask you your favorite line:

    Would you be willing to sign a document under threat of perjury that you were not SAppelcline? Y/N

    But sure, anybody who points out your hypocrisy is just engaging in harrassment, right?

    https://imgur.com/a/buMgVs2

    JasonSuperbacker
    about 9 hours ago
    That is some pretzel logic.

    Using that username in an RPG space could have no other purpose than to make people think you were him. The rest of your explanation is semantic hair splitting to cover yourself legally. Why then, pray tell, did you use this username then, if not for that purpose. This is gonna be a good one, I just know it.

    ZCollaborator
    about 9 hours ago
    If literally the only reason you can think of that whoever used that name wanted to impersonate Shannon it’s weird you play RPGs since you’re not very creative.
    Though since you’ve made a lot of bad assumptions here and repeatedly posted in bad faith in the comments–so maybe you’re just playing dumb.

    ZCollaborator
    about 8 hours ago
    And I’m done indulging you–you need to address the responses to all your previous bad-faith and harassing comments here on the page if you want fair engagement or to be treated like you’re owed answers to questions.

    JasonSuperbacker
    about 9 hours ago
    HAHAHAHA

    Are you seriously arguing that you using a reddit username SAppelcline was never meant to make people think it was the real Shannon Appelcline?

    This can’t be real.

    ZCollaborator
    about 9 hours ago
    Of course–nothing that account says uses Shannon’s writing voice or is concerned the kinds of narrow content Shannon wrote about. And nobody ever asks them if that screen-name is related to the person’s real name or if the s stands for shannon.

    JasonSuperbacker
    about 9 hours ago
    https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads/vampire-the-masquerade-prelude-we-eat-blood-and-all-our-friends-are-dead.798530/page-12#post-20840475

    Try again. Own petard and all that.

    ZCollaborator
    about 9 hours ago
    That’s jut a link to RPGnet harasser Shannon Appelcline _claiming_ that the SAppelcline account is someone pretending to be him.
    It’s not: the SAppelcline account itself never claims to be someone named Shannon Appelcline.

    JasonSuperbacker
    about 9 hours ago
    Cool.

    So will you be publicly apologizing to Shannon Applecline? There is objective proof you were pretending to be him on reddit. It’s been awhile and I haven’t seen it. Seems like you should hold yourself to your own standards.

    ZCollaborator
    about 9 hours ago
    At no point did _anyone_ pretend to be Shannon Appelcline, as far as I know.

  133. SHARK! permalink
    May 11, 2019 10:50 am

    Greetings!

    No one ever wants to believe that women can be lying, decietful, and manipulative for the purposes of their own gain or their pleasure in getting revenge. No, never. Furthermore, it always boggles me that so many people are eager to believe that women are these sweet, innocent, pure creatures.

    Few seem to want to face the harsh truth of women–many, many of them are absolute hedonists that love wallowing in debauchery at every opportunity.

    Women love sending nude pics to men–they do it all the time to men that they find attractive. Women love stealing men from other women. The challenge, the ego-stroking, the competitiveness against other women, the hot, illicit sex–all of that is like a MOAB of coke to their brains. They fucking love it. Women love orgies, affairs, playing grab-ass with a stable of fuck boys online, all of it.

    I’m sure this SJW is a moron, and it wouldn’t surprise me if he is guilty of whatever. All along the way, though, there were probably hordes of women banging him eagerly behind his wife’s back. Fucking desperately hungry they were. This shit happens all the time.

    Sad.

    Semper Fidelis,

    SHARK

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      May 11, 2019 11:41 am

      Ty Beard, is that you? Or is it Pundejo?

    • Franky Panky permalink
      May 11, 2019 11:41 am

      Eh? Sharks do date from the Ordovician period, 450–420 million years ago, so this attitude is unsurprising.

      Those hordes of women banging him behind his wife’s back… it was the car. Chick dig the car. Gas, grass — well, meth, or ass; nobody rode in Zak’s Fiero for free. And Zak moved to LA because he knew that nobody walks in LA. This, and Southern California girls have appallingly low standards. I learned this visiting Gary in his LA days.

  134. Franky Panky permalink
    May 11, 2019 11:52 am

    Zak’s latest petulance from Demon Squatty KS:

    Mike (wrathofzombie) EvansCreator
    about 7 hours ago

    Good day everyone,

    I apologize for the lateness in responding to this current issue; real life business kept me away from a computer most of the day.

    These arguments are neither productive nor helpful. At this point, it’s just heads beating against a wall.

    As I have stated in previous comments: please keep all discussion on this page relevant to the Kickstarter, its status, and fulfillment. If people wish to continue this argument, then take it to another forum. There are people here who are interested in the product Demon City and do not wish to be barraged with notifications of ceaseless arguments.

    As for my public stance: Demon City is going to be a fantastic book and I’m excited to see it released! However, I will not allow this Kickstarter to become a platform for anyone. Browbeating, belligerent arguing, or toxicity will not be tolerated.

    Going forward all comments that do not pertain to the topic of Demon City, its status, and fulfillment will be reported to KS.

    Thank you

    Mike Evans

    JasonSuperbacker
    about 10 hours ago

    Weird, how you know so much about the posting history of that account but it was “someone” who was posting as SAppelcline and not you. Even though those screenshots prove otherwise.

    I hope this illustrates to everybody reading this the ludicrous lengths Zak will go to always be the victim and never the guilty party.

    Oh, I forgot to ask you your favorite line:

    Would you be willing to sign a document under threat of perjury that you were not SAppelcline? Y/N

    But sure, anybody who points out your hypocrisy is just engaging in harrassment, right?

    https://imgur.com/a/buMgVs2

    JasonSuperbacker
    about 11 hours ago

    That is some pretzel logic.

    Using that username in an RPG space could have no other purpose than to make people think you were him. The rest of your explanation is semantic hair splitting to cover yourself legally. Why then, pray tell, did you use this username then, if not for that purpose. This is gonna be a good one, I just know it.


    ZCollaborator
    about 10 hours ago

    If literally the only reason you can think of that whoever used that name wanted to impersonate Shannon it’s weird you play RPGs since you’re not very creative.

    Though since you’ve made a lot of bad assumptions here and repeatedly posted in bad faith in the comments–so maybe you’re just playing dumb.

    ZCollaborator
    about 10 hours ago

    And I’m done indulging you–you need to address the responses to all your previous bad-faith and harassing comments here on the page if you want fair engagement or to be treated like you’re owed answers to questions.


    JasonSuperbacker
    about 11 hours ago

    HAHAHAHA

    Are you seriously arguing that you using a reddit username SAppelcline was never meant to make people think it was the real Shannon Appelcline?

    This can’t be real.


    ZCollaborator
    about 11 hours ago

    Of course–nothing that account says uses Shannon’s writing voice or is concerned the kinds of narrow content Shannon wrote about. And nobody ever asks them if that screen-name is related to the person’s real name or if the s stands for shannon.


    JasonSuperbacker
    about 11 hours ago

    https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads/vampire-the-masquerade-prelude-we-eat-blood-and-all-our-friends-are-dead.798530/page-12#post-20840475

    Try again. Own petard and all that.

    ZCollaborator
    about 11 hours ago

    That’s jut a link to RPGnet harasser Shannon Appelcline _claiming_ that the SAppelcline account is someone pretending to be him.

    It’s not: the SAppelcline account itself never claims to be someone named Shannon Appelcline.


    JasonSuperbacker
    about 11 hours ago

    Cool.

    So will you be publicly apologizing to Shannon Applecline? There is objective proof you were pretending to be him on reddit. It’s been awhile and I haven’t seen it. Seems like you should hold yourself to your own standards.

    ZCollaborator
    about 11 hours ago

    At no point did _anyone_ pretend to be Shannon Appelcline, as far as I know.

  135. May 11, 2019 6:15 pm

    State of the Raggi! State of the Raggi!

    Alright all you Lamentations Lovers, it’s been a month since my last update so here’s where we are as a company. We sold another copy of Red & Pleasant (35), 4 Vornheim (19) and 2 Frostbitten (25) so I managed to unload another E180 of Zak’s product since my April 12th plea to the community. Thank you for buying. You know who you are. Also someone bought a copy of the core LOTFP book so thank you for that extra E22 this month. Funny story: despite Zak crapping on products like Isle of the Unknown, Veins of the Earth and Brood Mother they outsell him now euro for euro.

    • Satine Phoenix's Daddy Issues permalink
      May 11, 2019 10:53 pm

      Sounds like that fat smelly ape Raggi can afford a Finnish whore this month. I understand JR likes his fat ugly pig-wife to choke the whore till she shits on the hardwood floor so Raggi can jerk his wimpy pud on the mess.

      I mean, it is Finland after all.

      • May 12, 2019 8:21 am

        Weep for Raggi! Please buy some product or if you can send over that Exclusive Mug Shot babe up there.

      • May 12, 2019 8:23 am

        PS. Satine you know our door is always open if you feel like walking a few flights up.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        May 12, 2019 11:47 am

        Hanna Ragginainen is not a fat ugly pig-wife. She’s the perfect corn-fed beauty, or reindeer meat-fed beauty. And a lot of fun to party with at a Con. Game for anything. Ragster turns in early, even at GenCon. He can sleep through anything too. You know how I know this. Hanna is, like Me, a night owl. Sadly I won’t be able to show her a few tricks I’ve learned to do with my scooter at GenCon this year.

        Prostitution is legal in Finland. So is choking prostitutes, as long as the John does not leave any severe bruising on their neck.

        Hanna does have amazingly strong hands. Very gifted hands. Oh yes.

  136. Frog Gode permalink
    May 13, 2019 2:45 am

    Hanna’s breasts seem of the low-hanging kind but I don’t mind, and neither does Jordan Peterson, who (I guess) got to wipe his lobster cracker on them in exchange for a pic with fanboy Jimmy holding a copy of Lame Imitation.

    • The Lobster King of Canada permalink
      May 13, 2019 3:21 pm

      Guess again, my proto-Quebecois, how you say, ami! I laid Jordan Jr on Raggi’s tits because they are bigger than his wife’s. We Canadians love our moobs, and Ragg’s got a rack that’s almost as good as our homegrown Lexi’s.

      Now, send me some money, and I’ll tell you to clean your goddamn room.

  137. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    May 13, 2019 8:56 am

    So our favorite asexual-mental-illness-suffering-Canadian-mother-of-terrible-rpgs has become aware of Zakattack’s antics on Kickstarter. As if he could try to crawl his way back without his arch-nemesis knowing…

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    I’m taking a risk and saying something publicly because he’s a piece of shit who has already hurt me as much as is possible.

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    The snake slithering among you 🐍 🐍

    @wundergeek
    17h17 hours ago
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    He’s soliciting screenshots of people saying bad things about him, presumably so he can update his harassment target list? And he’s doing so as an update to his Kickstarter for Demon City which is a totally sane and normal thing to do.

    So. Don’t have amnesia again, gamers.

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    The snake slithering among you 🐍 🐍

    @wundergeek
    17h17 hours ago
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    Zak Smith is attempting to get up to his old tricks, so gaming men? Here’s the real test.

    Are you going to let him? Or are you going to protect the targets of his harassment the way you said you would when he was outed as a sexual predator in addition to being a known harasser?

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  138. Z, continuing permalink
    May 13, 2019 9:50 am

    I didn’t apologize at all. Satine’s actions were totally evil and wrong–just like the actions of anyone else who supported Mandy’s false claims. That doesn’t mean she herself can’t apologize and improve and cease to be evil later.

    I never made any claims about who is “capable of redemption”. I was simply telling you what I knew at that point about Satine and her motives. You’re doing the dumb-online-gamer-nerd thing of assuming instead of asking, which is one way people got themselves into this mess.

    To wit: anyone willing to apologize fully and publicly for their participation in this harassment campaign is “capable of redemption”. Anyone who doesn’t, isn’t.
    You read something I wrote about Satine, and you read something I read about Scrap and Patrick and you didn’t remember the specifics, you instead came away with a _general impression of what you guessed my intended tone was_ and then made a comment about that.

    While tone exists and _perceived_ tone can sway public opinion (since a lot of the public is stupid), no intelligent person would judge another (especially morally) based on a _guess_ about their tone. They’d first do whatever they could to check the intent of the statement and the effect of the statement since they all should know judgment of tone is fuzzy.

    Pronouncing a moral judgment on someone comes with a duty to actually do things check if that judgment is true. Otherwise you’re basically holding everyone a loaded gun and asking them to shoot anyone they like with it–which is pretty much the status quo in the RPG scene: If you don’t like a statement or product, you accuse the creator of moral crimes, and you do nothing to check and if you turn out to be wrong nothing bad happens.

    Here’s what I actually believe:

    Scrap, Patrick, and everyone else on the planet who supported Mandy’s claims is bad and should face accountability for having done that and I am taking steps–wholly within the bounds of the law–to make sure that does actually happen this time.

    Accountability can take a variety of forms:

    If you apologize publicly, that’s accountability. This is the best and mildest outcome.

    If you have your career impacted, that’s also accountability. Much harsher.

    If you get sued and fork over cash to your victim, that’s accountability. Even worse.

    If you get sued, get on the stand, claim your false thing is true, get prosecuted for perjury and go to jail for a little bit, that’s accountability. That’s probably the worst.

    Scrap and Patrick did different things than Satine, though, and if you want to cease to be a stupid gamer nerd you’ll try to grasp this difference:

    Scrap and Patrick made false claims about my non-Mandy-related behavior and _also_ promoted Mandy’s bullshit. Scrap (for instance) claimed I said tone didn’t exist, and Patrick claimed I “would not survive the rules you impose on others.” and that I argued dishonestly and (weirdly) seemed to imply I _didn’t think I was agressive_ (I am, of course, aggressive–bad actors shold be pursued aggressively)–maybe that means something different in England.

    Satine said a different thing, which may make her better or worse depending how you view it. Satine said she observed nothing wrong in my behavior but supports Mandy’s claims anyway.

    So you might say “Wow she admits seeing nothing but is still defaming this guy, that’s worse” or you might say “Well at least she didn’t pile on additional brand-new libel”.

    Either way, Satine claims no specific knowledge of me doing anything wrong so any argument claiming she does is invalid.

    Either way: don’t assume things. Ask. I’m right here.

    …[T]he audience for online RPG material includes a lot of people who are on the spectrum, or who instinctively spin any information that comes at them to their emotional advantage (“if I call someone out it’s calling them out, if you call someone out, it’s harassment”), or who willfully misread tone, that it’s good to explain things in a very clear and literal way at all times.

    Like Wundergeek for example.

    • Playa Hater's Handbook permalink
      May 13, 2019 6:29 pm

      Is this authentic Zak spunk? Where did he dribble it out?

      • Z, I'll be Back permalink
        May 13, 2019 10:42 pm

        I have been reduced to one platform, my blog, by the bad faith actions of bad actors. It is from there that I, like Napoleon from Elba, shall return in Triumph to the head of the DIY D&D community.

  139. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 13, 2019 12:28 pm

    Yes! Finally shitface name checks Satine Phoenix! Hopefully she’ll now repent her silence and speak up for Mandy Morbid (If she did already as Zak suggests, please link).

    Thrash Zak, thrash!!!

    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rnczm

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      May 14, 2019 3:49 pm

      Satine’s status on Mandy’s statement: https://www.facebook.com/731570635/posts/10155875511770636/

      She’s also got 47k plus twitter followers to zakattack’s 5,980. She’s internet famous with the new breed of D&D celebutards and therefore, important to all the folks for whom 5e is the first version of D&D they’ve ever played. She basically leapfrogged him. Zak is still yearning for credibility and the only people who actually care about that kind of shit have ghosted him. I can’t wait for all his defamation suits…against his former friends…outside of the US (Patrick Stuart…England…Scrap…New Zealand…etc.) I’m sure Ken Hite has better lawyers and Mike Mearls is protected by WotC…until Pundejo releases the “Mearls emails” whatever the fuck that means.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        May 14, 2019 10:13 pm

        Awesome PS, thanks. And excellent assessment.

        I won’t exactly say I’m on team Satine, but I like her more now that I know she horked off shitface.

        BTW looked at a PDF of Vornheim yesterday. My god. I don’t exactly run a vanilla game, but I couldn’t use a fraction of that stuff. My players would laugh me out the door. What an overblown bunch of crap. Everything is like a joke with no payoff. And are those “maps” meant to be used? Sheesh.

  140. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    May 13, 2019 5:57 pm

    It must irritate Zak to no end that Satine is now several levels more “famous” than he is. More followers on twitter, more media positive media exposure, more money, etc. She tweeted something recently about negative bad stuff going rearing it’s head and I thought, oh great, she’s seen Zakattack’s attempts to crawl back…and nope, some way more famous gamervlog dude being rapey. The world has moved on…

    • Zak le Langouste permalink
      May 13, 2019 10:44 pm

      You’re not allowed to lie in the comments.

      If you have evidence you think proves your false statement true, provide it. So far nobody’s ever presented a single link or ‘cap where anybody claims to be another person, especially me.

      • Marvin permalink
        May 14, 2019 6:08 pm

        Whats the deal with him always begging for .public apologies? Has anyone ever publicly apologized to this clownish dumfuck? Why would you?

  141. Franky Panky permalink
    May 14, 2019 2:22 pm

    More brain droppings from the Zakling:

    Like victims of harassment are _explicitly told to do_ by all antiharassment resources–crash override, hollaback, etc, I record the harassment that I get.

    Also like all activists, I make accusations.

    And like anyone trying to be good, I have_evidence_ to back up accusations I make.

    If this strikes you as “irregular” or wrong:

    1. you have some fucked-up social norms going on wherever you hang out, and

    2. you need to go yell at all the people who have lists of complaints about me.

    Wundergeek repeatedly and falsely accused me of harassing them and of being sexist. Wundergeek is a liar. Proof: https://armsinthewronghands.tumblr.com/post/148469806573/anna-kreider-wundergeek

    There are interesting twists in your question though:

    -You suggest someone would have to be evil _to me_ rather than to some other victim in order to be worth calling out. Anna’s first victim was Hyun Tae Kim, not me and I first called Anna out for attacking him. It is disgusting that I had to do that and that no-one else did it first, especially people in Anna’a social circle. If someone is mentally ill and saying Nazi shit, it shouldn’t be up to me and only me to call them out–Anna’s friends should’ve done something and in later years should’ve apologized for not doing it sooner. Anna was being a monster, saying Kim should lose work for making art that wasn’t as conservative as Anna wanted–everyone Anna knew should’ve immediately been alarmed and done something, The entire RPG scene should’ve deplatformed Kreider immediately if Anna refused to apologize for spewing propaganda like that-Anna might as well have said Jews shouldn’t be allowed in the same hotels as gentiles. It’s very bizarre how much more eager the scene is to deplatform people for crimes they can’t prove than for ones they can.

    -Also note, people are constantly alleging arguments involving me somehow start because someone’s criticizing _me_ . This is actually rarely true–they start because someone’s unfairly attacking some third party and I step in (usually because nobody else will). In this case it was Hyun Tae Kim, in another is was Anna and Ben Lehman attacking James Des (who was a dick, but not the kind of dick they were saying–though the urge to lie about rape is pretty strong in the RPG scene), with Something Awful they kept attacking the OSR in general, people attacked Kiel Chenier, Contessa, Raggi, Kingdom Death, etc. And none of the major luminaries in the RPG scene did shit about these right-wing attacks on creators. Monte said nothing, Mearls, Hite–nobody. So I did.

    That’s quite the persecution complex Zakling has. Beaten up by a girl –hmm, sort of a girl these days — now. Truth to tell: Wundergeek could probably curb stomp Zak. Ooh, what a fight that would be to see. The hissing, the hair pulling, the screeching and scratching and slapping. And of course all the things Wundergeek would do too.

  142. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 14, 2019 10:31 pm

    Kind of reminded about in one of Howard Sterns books he talked about Michael Jackson and his manager meeting with him after the second round of buggery allegations. They actually were asking him to speak out about him, say he was innocent. They actually believed Stern could change public perception of The Diddler.

    Zak asking people to speak up for him seems even crazier. Like he’s hoping Ernie Gygax himself will repent and sway the gametards.

    It’s unreal. Zak thinks there’s hope. But he also hedges bets by saying “I don’t care” here and there.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      May 15, 2019 9:04 am

      Holy +5 Avengers Zpastic has really lost it. It is so obvious now how his entire life revolves around elf games and his fake ass crafted image of being a big ass baller in the arr pee geezis market when he was a poser punk that had daddy’s money and a good drug dealer to get some girls to sit stoned at a table with him while he pretended to play D&D.
      As much as Zpastic doesn’t care he sure is devoting all his time to making suck poopets demanding he be let back into gaming and be worshipped.
      Personally surprised he hasn’t OD’d by now because it’s fairly obvious he has nothing to live for since he’s been outed as an abuser, rapist, suck poopeteer, nasty runny Nurgle shitstain. I wonder if Zpastic is Skyping with Jamal so they can share notes about how the RPG community has done them wrong.

      • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
        May 15, 2019 12:10 pm

        Do not befoul the name of his holiness, great Grandfather Nurgle. Zakattack is mere underhive scum.

  143. The snake slithering among you 🐍 🐍 ‏ @wundergeek May 13 permalink
    May 17, 2019 3:08 am

    I’m tired of being so extra. I’m tired of being too much. Too loud. Too crazy. Too anxious. Too abrasive. Too SJW. Too queer. Too obnoxious. I wish I could be less of all these things, but I can’t. I’ve never been able to.

    Mostly, I wish I wasn’t too difficult to love.

    • Dani Jang who very powerful attorney and called whores (do all whores sound like Zak S using falsetto voice?) permalink
      May 17, 2019 8:13 am

      Herro, brue hair wunderfreak! You need rawyer?

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      May 17, 2019 10:13 am

      Doesn’t shim have sher wifband? And don’t ther have a child thim are raising like It’s Pat?
      Mayhaps leave flaming idiotic gendher pawliticks behind and people will love youeey?

    • Dani Jang Superbacker Attorney who called whores that oddly all sounded like Zak S using falsetto voice what are the odds of that? permalink
      May 19, 2019 7:38 pm

      For all future legal references, Zak’s pronouns are officially zim and zit.

  144. Le retour de Zak le langouste permalink
    May 17, 2019 11:07 am

    Hey Bros. My Patreon is coming back, 38 patrons and $171. That’s right, I’m coming back. Two new patrons in less than a month. I’m harder to get rid of than cockroaches.

    Remember; literally the _second_ you make a public accusation (“this is to scare people”) you have a moral and legal obligation that it be true. You can be wrong because you claim to be deceived, but if you didn’t even do _thing one_ to check you’re negligent.

    Whoever is spreading the defamatory comment about the existence of a video where I am gang-pegged by Satine and Stokely and a few waifs we picked up at the bus station is acting in bad faith. They didn’t fact check. Confront them if you find them.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      May 17, 2019 3:17 pm

      That’s not even an eight ball 😦

      Be careful of any drug deals that sound too good to be true, Zak! They cut all that shit with fentanyl now.

      Although I hear fentanyl cures scabs.

  145. BACLF permalink
    May 20, 2019 12:14 pm

    I’m kinda surprised that Kent hasn’t shown up to have another public meltdown over ‘Game of Thrones’.

    • Franky Panky permalink
      May 20, 2019 6:57 pm

      George R.R. Martin ran into Kaskoid at some Con or the other a few years back. I mean that literally. Martin, the fat fuck, is as bad at driving as he is at writing. Martin’s scooter, a cheap ass Travel Pro, left a paint smear on Kaskoid’s new Raptor R-3. Martin had the chutzpah to excoriate Kaskoid with the “Do you know who I am?” schtick, even though he was at fault. Or, he tried to. Kaskoid was having none of that, and promptly introduced the fat fuck to scooter jousting. Kaskoid has one of those quad canes, for when he needs to stand up out of the scooter. He backed up, and wielding the cane like a lance, Charged Martin, cleanly “unhorsed” the fat fuck, and then gave him a pretty thorough beat-down before Con Security could intervene.

      Con management hushed everything up. Can’t have word get ’round that a *V.I.P* like Martin got roughed up. They paid massive amounts of hush money to both Kaskoid and the fat fuck. Kaskoid spent the money on scooter upgrades and weed. Martin squandered all the cash on Big Macs and Whoppers. He didn’t write a word during his entire, rather lengthy, convalescence either. This is why he took so long to write Game of Thrones. He didn’t start writing again until the ‘settlement’ money was gone. Then there is the brain damage from quad-cane blows. It explains much of the later Game of Thrones story-line.

      Words of Warning: Never, ever, wear a tugboat captain’s hat in Kaskoid’s presence.

      • George R. R., Fartin’ permalink
        May 20, 2019 10:04 pm

        I seem to recall that you tried to bill yourself as Frank R. R. Mentzer for a couple of months.

        Why don’t you tell these youngsters why you sicced Kask on me? The fans wrote to me and asked me to reclaim the Githyanki, from my novella The Dying of the Light as my intellectual property, even though TSR/WotC claimed them as “product identity”. It would have opened up a lot of opportunities for writers using the OGL, but Mearls paid you and Kask off to scare me off from claiming my rightful IP and liberating it for the fans. I heard you sent Charlie Stross a box of Danish pastries with a severed ear in it. You took Mearls’ 30 pieces of silver, and paid Kask off with an 8-ball. You’ll both get yours, I’m going to send Arya Stark after you geezers.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        May 21, 2019 9:51 am

        Your incoherent jibber-jabber tells me that you still have the brain damage. Good.

        You brought the Wrath of Kaskoid on yourself. Maybe if you had been paying attention to where you were going, instead of that massive plate of cheese fries you were busy stuffing into your pie hole, you would not have dinged his scooter.

        You lack the creativity and imagination to have come up with the Githyanki, or anything original. Your Magnum Opus is nothing more than a bad re-telling of the War of the Roses, with lame *magic*, pitiful dragons, and pathetic everything else. Maybe do the world a favor and drive your scooter over a cliff the next time your tempted to write.

        Do send that delicious Arya Stark my way. If you do, 😉 ;), I may be motivated to convince Kask not to make road kill of you the next time he seees you.

  146. Let me tell you about my character permalink
    May 20, 2019 11:36 pm

    For those of you who Need Diverse Dice, Honky Goodman finally brought back his Magical Negro Dice for a second run. However now instead of rubbing them on your afro for luck or whatever it was, you “use them to invoke spellburn.” Fortunately for me I pre-ordered and snatched up the original nappy-headed ho version during their limited availability (Thanks YDIS!)

    Yeah, that’s right, I bought them. Don’t tell me I’m the only one.

    Yo, Heavy Trans, when are running your next game? I want to play one of those Pathfinder half-orc lesbian chicks but with a giant mamma-jamma ’70’s ‘fro.

  147. May 21, 2019 1:24 pm

    It’s time to confess, I am ydis and I think Fin is on to me. I was so close to a complete takeover, but it may be salvaged yet. There are still plenty of members that I can target and use as scapegoats, maybe some of my fellow mods. I messed up and logged in from the wrong IP with one of my many sockpuppets. MWWUUAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! I know, ironic isn’t it that the ULTRA PRIMO sockpuppet hater makes wide use of them. But it has been working really well for me and if I can deplatform a few more people it will all be mine. MWWUUAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! Sorry Zak, sorry Frank, you are just collateral damage, but I don’t care cause I didn’t like you anyway. You just violate my SJW sensibilities, and I know that’s gay, but I am gay so what the hell. I too support Gail, I love it when she uses the strap-on and makes me wear the ball-gag. MWWUUAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

  148. Stedman Graham permalink
    May 21, 2019 3:47 pm

    Yo, Frankie, FYI I’m trying to get your fellow fatass honky writer Martin to come to StankCon, so try to make nice.

    We be gon have a special treat; “The Frank Mentzer Scooter Experience.” Skinny folk at the con (there’ll be a couple) can pay a small fee and get an experience like you and your fellow scooter bros have. We put some pudding in your pants-seat along with some Sulphur powder, dress you in one o’ them sumo fat suits, give you a temporary scooter, and let you ride around the con making people think you sharted. If any local news folk come to do a fluff piece, we’ll do this with them.

    Also planning to have a devilled egg eating contest the first night, so Saturday can be a real stinker in the merch and panel halls.

    Private courtesy baby changing rooms will be available for you and all special guests to periodically clean your pants from real sharts if you can’t make it to your rooms in a speedy manner (nobody likes cold shit in they drawers). Betcha Garycon never offered these perks!

    • BACLF permalink
      May 21, 2019 8:22 pm

      I miss Blooey 😦

      • bloodymage permalink
        May 22, 2019 5:18 pm

        ❤️
        Sorry all for my silence. Btw, it’s “bloodymage,” one word, no caps. Don’t want the lady gettiung pissed at me for usurping her colloquial title!

  149. Z, still swinging permalink
    May 23, 2019 9:53 am

    I am at it again on my blog. This time StuPat is in my sights.

    Patrick’s main problem–as an author as in life–is a total inability to imagine and deal with real life and the fact that he, therefore, prefers writing to thinking. He doesn’t run a regular real-life RPG game at home (very common problem with the worst of the online RPG scene) and the games he runs on-line are kind of ad-hoc and silly and don’t look at all like the heavy, poetic RPG stuff he writes.

    So just as his ideas of real-life solutions are stupid (“Oh my friends are fighting, instead of, like, talking to them, I’ll write a blog post screaming at them!” “Oh, half the online RPG scene lies all the time–let’s help them by lambasting people for trying to stop them!” “Libel you say? If it involves talking I want in on that!”) his ideas of how any even kind-of complicated RPG scenario or presentation will work are pretty foggy because he can’t play out scenarios in his mind.

    And, of course, all the descriptions were wayyyyy too long and disorganized to use quickly at the table.

    Why someone would want to spend all that time making RPG stuff they don’t even use escapes me. But I’m not a shrink. I am an Artiste and DIY D&D superstar.

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      May 23, 2019 11:09 am

      Typical shithead. He’ll champion someone and promote their stuff as being the best when he knows they’re on his side. Once they’re not on his side he’ll denigrate them and claim they’re not smart, not creative, etc. Typical malignant narcissism. Reminds me of a certain President and Rex Tillerson…

      • Dani Jang’s Shamed Ancestors permalink
        May 25, 2019 10:56 am

        Exactly. When they were collaborators and e-buds, Zak couldn’t praise Paddy enough as a fellow misunderstood, genius RPG “poet.” Now suddenly he’s a social retard and fake gamer who writes unusable D&D material.

        I mean, if Zak wants to call Paddy out on the backstabbing and bad-mouthing then fair game. But how does his abandonment of Zak suddenly render his work invalid? If Paddy’s work was such shit, then a champion of truth like Zak should have raised such criticisms even back in the days when he stood to gain a smattering of blog visits and some chump change from his partnership.

        Of course, I’d level the same criticism at Paddy for jumping at the chance to make a few euros working with a turd like Zak, but at least he implies he was unaware of Zak’s true essence until later (if you can believe that). Zak can hardly argue that he only became aware of the truth about Paddy’s writing after their Mandy schism.

      • May 25, 2019 6:20 pm

        Zak S 28 December 2012 at 16:26
        Why are you such a good writer?

  150. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 23, 2019 10:27 am

    Zak has a point about “the worst” of the RPG crowd having no home games. A fag like Christian can’t seem to keep a game going more than 3 sessions once he puts one together. The Unblown at Dragonsfoot drone on about proper play and “my 12 players” but one gets the impression the most vocal haven’t had a group in years. Unless all the folk they know are fellow man-tards with no other options (there just can’t be that many 1st ed games going on anymore).

    But he shouldn’t knock other folks art or modules. His “art” is a fucking eyesore and his only book I’ve looked at, Vornheim, seems mostly written as a series of in-jokes with no punchline.

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      May 23, 2019 12:21 pm

      If lonely man-tards who have no games to run/play, then Ztard is another axis of “the worst” in the hobby. He’s the guy who only has home games that he runs for sycophants. He never has to deal with new, unknown players like you do when running games at conventions. He doesn’t play in games where he’s not some kind of superstar/known-entity. He has no experience of running/playing things outside of his insular comfort zone.

      Back when he spent a lot of time bashing “story games” it was painfully clear he’d never played any of them, or tried to play them with anyone who had experience/expertise with those kinds of games. And he would bristle in typical zpastic fashion whenever anyone called him on it.

      “My sphere of experience is the correct experience and my critique of other experiences is objective and truthful. If you don’t do things the way my experiences dictate then you are a bad person.” -not a direct quote but a summary of his blog for the last how many years

  151. PrinceofNothing permalink
    May 24, 2019 10:15 am

    Zak is rising from his ashes like a hideous reverse-phoenix, slowly rebuilding his depleted strength. 39 worshippers and 176 dollars. Will he make it back to 200 and will anyone actually play his 100k horror game?

    • May 27, 2019 12:58 pm

      Let me clarify then: Patrick committed libel. He says stuff about people that isnt true and shitty in public all the time, thereby passing at least the definition of “libel per se” all the time and possibly trad libel where you have to prove damages.

  152. KENT LOVES THE BUTT SEX!!! permalink
    May 24, 2019 4:30 pm

    This is just a friendly reminder that Kent does gay and loves it up the butt!

  153. Zeea, low-income transgender lesbian moderatrix permalink
    May 24, 2019 10:10 pm

    As a low-income transgender lesbian with an immigrant spouse, living in a place that voted for Trump, dealing with some serious diagnosed life-long depression and anxiety issues, it’s been a bit hurtful and frankly infuriating to get hit with “silence = complicity” and things like that. I’m not always the greatest moderator and sometimes I mess up, and I’m very aware of that, but being accused of being some clueless person with nothing to lose is not okay.

    I have been in constant fear that I will lose my meager benefits before I can get my income stabilized. And until very recently, I was in constant fear that I’ve never be able to live with my wife (who is pretty much vital for me having any sort of functionality and happiness), then in constant fear that her green card wouldn’t be approved, then that it wouldn’t get the two year conditions removed. In particular, it’s only recently with the help of medicine that I don’t feel like I’m in a life-or-death fight/flight/freeze panic whenever I see some politician advocating a policy that could ruin or endanger my life. And my problems are rather minor compared to what some of my friends and loved ones are dealing with.

    I’m worried that unless I get my act together, my immigrant spouse will leave me for someone who is not a trainwreck. Chelsea Manning will be out of prison soon.

  154. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    May 29, 2019 2:14 pm

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @erased anon

    1. Your recent message was erased for containing misinformation.

    2. The “no lying” rule is not a “techicality”–it’s what any responsible website should do.

    3. All my statements about Patrick are warranted

    4. ” can you prove that patrick doesn’t run games like his books?”

    Unlike accusations of, say, internet harassment–which leave a written record–Patrick’s GMing style isn’t recorded in text. So barring some extension of the post-Tony-Blair extension of the British Orwellian Surveillance state this has to rest on the claims of people who played them. Ask Patrick, ask Zedeck Siew, ask me, ask anyone else.

    That is as far as I can go with evidence, and I am stating it clearly. If you interview other players and their account conflicts with mine I will happily answer any further questions to explain any conflicts and establish the truth of my story. The last game I played involved a lot of flamingo-people and other talking animals being really silly. There was only one complex monster. I do 100% make this claim under penalty of perjury and am willing to go to jail if its proved to be untrue, and I’ll happily go through all the trouble to sign a statement to that effect if you will also go to the trouble to do the same about your own claims.

    5. “What the everloving FUCK did patrick do to you to make you say:
    “his ideas of real life solutions are stupid”

    Example: two people he liked online didn’t like each other. The nonstupid solution would be to contact them and talk about it, the stupid solution would be write a blog post about it where you lie. I said this in my original response.

    6. ” Im pretty sure you implied he did a libel. “Libel? If it involves talking I want in on that!””

    Let me clarify then: Patrick committed libel. He says stuff about people that isnt true and shitty in public all the time, thereby passing at least the definition of “libel per se” all the time and possibly trad libel where you have to prove damages.
    May 26, 2019 at 11:26 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @other erased anon

    You’re not allowed to lie in the comments. Duh.
    May 26, 2019 at 11:30 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    Legal note:

    “Libel per se” is a legal term for when someone writes a shitty false thing in a fixed medium (usually public text or video) that’s so fucked up you don’t have to prove specific damages.
    May 26, 2019 at 11:35 PM

    Anonymous said…
    i dont think i’ve ever seen patrick say anything that fits as “libel per se” then, unless you mean he says he believes mandy.
    May 27, 2019 at 7:53 AM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    then you didnt read all his posts attacking me
    May 27, 2019 at 4:54 PM

    Anonymous said…
    well, erm, have fun in court with that i guess????
    May 27, 2019 at 9:12 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    Thank you!

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      May 29, 2019 5:16 pm

      Where is this coming from? Private discord?

      • Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
        May 29, 2019 9:07 pm

        From Fuckface’s blog comments (his discussions are mainly on the comments of like three posts ago), where he basically does a production of Waiting for Godot with himself and anonymous.

    • BACLF permalink
      May 29, 2019 5:53 pm

      Zakko, willing to go to jail for elfgame drama…

      Christ, how the hell did he ever convince anyone that he was smart?

      • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
        May 30, 2019 10:24 am

        He could actually go to jail if the situation with Hanna ever went to court. The shithead is such an obvious poseur in any kind of kink/bdsm scene. Just because someone says they’re into something doesn’t mean they want to do it with you right now in a public space. He never asked if he could slap/choke her in that specific situation. There’s no difference between their two stories. The critical error is that after you find out someone is into weird shit, you ask them if they 1) want to do it with you 2) and when 3) and where. He basically assaulted her.

  155. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 1, 2019 3:09 pm

    Mandy and the others were certainly “one and done,” and the fact that Zak’s “big revelations” including Mandy’s “dad” landed with a soft shit-flop sound ended up making this a sound strategy, assuming it was purposeful (they are clearly idiots for getting involved with the creepy scum in the first place). It would be a different ballgame if they stuck around to argue and further accuse. But after his initial thrash Zako has nobody but the folk he needs to thrive (publishers, collaborators) to hate-on after they turned their backs on him.

    And former friends, Patrick, Satine, etc have also left him in the desert. The Satine part must really sting. Wide scale shunning, close friends rejecting him. this is all hurtful stuff. Despite his trying his usual argue methods, with new terminology and analogies (“I’ll sign a legal document and go to jail if I’m wrong!! ” – Surreal when you think about it), its all on deaf ears because the community seems to have moved on like they rushed out of an elevator after spending several minutes in it with a lingering, sour fart.

    Its all so sweet. I can’t get enough. Hopefully some of his current clingers will eventually turn as well. It seems inevitable. At least some might still be hoping for Satine like mini-fame, like that Charlotte Stokley skank (at 32 her day job taking big black elephant dongs in the bum has a clock on it). But they ain’t going to find it smugly holding signs saying “I support Zak S.”

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      June 1, 2019 7:14 pm

      Seeing Mandy’s rapist shunned and deplatformed so quickly and then losing control of the narrative once and for all was a pleasure to watch but now he’s old news. Mandy’s rapist is just flailing about helplessly now with no audience and no friends. He’s like that last little piece of turd that just won’t flush down. Zak tried desperately to make this about his rape victim Mandy, but let’s not forget there were THREE OTHER WOMEN Zak worked with who came forward with similar stories of their own assaults by Zak and offered credible corroboration for Mandy. People quickly saw through his false dichotomy proof or your a liar bullshit and pulled the plug on Mandy’s rapist forever.

      It’s time to let him die and give it a rest. Put it on the shelf and pull it down again if he tries to come crawling back in a year or so.

      On a lighter (not lighter) note, rape enthusiast Grim Jim Desborough is back with part 2 of his rape support series: IN DEFENSE OF RAPING CHILDREN!

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        June 1, 2019 7:16 pm

        Here’s the background, the BBC is on it!
        https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-48483746

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        June 1, 2019 7:35 pm

        I saw this they were playing some kind of Stranger Things Kids on Bikes knockoff, so the PCs who got gang raped were children!

        Eleven hasn’t been in this much trouble since Franky Panky tried to get in her pants by offering to “run D&D”!

      • Franky Panky permalink
        June 1, 2019 11:02 pm

        Nope. Not into Eleven’s pants at all. Children are of no interest to Me. Now, Winona Ryder… in her pants, up her skirt, down her blouse, Yep.

        Just imagine how she would look with the elf ears. Man, what a moment I had when I did that.

        Zakling is not suing StuPat. Amusing as that would be.

      • BACLF permalink
        June 2, 2019 3:57 am

        Great, another decade of being portrayed as a bunch of creepy, antisocial weirdos. What the fuck is it with all of these fucked in the head edgelords being drawn to this hobby? Dude claims he wanted to shock people, but I’m getting a serious ‘Magical Realm’ vibe from this.

        He should be shipped off to a remote, uninhabited island with Grim Jim, Tarno, Venge, and Kent.

      • BACLF permalink
        June 2, 2019 3:59 am

        Better throw old Zakko in there as well. Where is Kent’s Bag of Morons when you need it? Well, besides being Kent’s primary residence.

  156. Timotheus permalink
    June 2, 2019 11:22 am

    So some gm at a UK games con ran a game where the pc’s were all teenagers, and they all get gang-raped at the start of the game. The organizers hear about it and shitcan the gm, banning him from the con.

    You can guess which side the thugs at the RPGShite are standing up for.

    https://www.therpgsite.com/showthread.php?40668-The-Woke-Morons-started-a-witchhunt-in-UKGE

    “It was 18+ horror – what did those snowflakes expect – NOT to be raped?”

    “Witch hunt!”

    Those boys are getting creepier every time I swing by that place. I can’t point and laugh anymore – I point and puke.

    Maybe Tarnowski will show up and merge it with his Breivik and Fashy Haircut fantasies.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      June 2, 2019 2:00 pm

      Do those fucking social retards at the RPGShite ever just for once stop for a moment and look, really look, at what they are spewing from their keyboards? Is supporting the “rights” of some sicko who has child rape fantasies really the hill they want to die on for “FREEZE PEACHES”?

    • Marvin permalink
      June 2, 2019 5:52 pm

      adults signing up for a horror game should expect to play child rape victims! Of course the other ends waaah whining bs is just as precious. Too many social retards in this hobby. Draws em.like flies to shit

    • BACLF permalink
      June 2, 2019 7:01 pm

      That Geekly Bugle guy is a pisser. The authorities need to check his hard drive, then check his basement crawlspace.

      • Timotheus permalink
        June 3, 2019 12:31 pm

        Yeah, he seems to be one of Pundejo’s new all-star posters. If you can’t get into a game with teen-agers being gang-raped, then you hate free speech.

        There is an endless supply of these vox gay babies.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      June 4, 2019 11:33 am

      The only reason somebody puts this level of sexual degeneracy into a game is he gets off on it, and in having others be a part of it. It’s like that Thorkhammer creepo who talks about whiffing sweet sweet estrogen and makes leering cracks about gurleez, he gets off on other neckbeards reading that crap.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        June 4, 2019 6:07 pm

        Thorkhammer also gets off on having the PCs in his campaigns get the gay rape. It’s one of the only reasons I think that he is not a sock for TPD. He may talk the talk about lovely, lovely estrogen, but he’s not happy until that sow of a wife of his straps on a size BBC and gives him a vigorous pegging.

        He’d get along well with Ed Greenwood. Too well.

  157. Franky Panky permalink
    June 3, 2019 12:31 am

    Gentle Men, help an elderly fellow out, please. My physicians have recently made a few adjustments to my medications and I am currently in a state of befuddlement. I am having a difficult time with the #SWORDDREAM movement or community or whatever the heck it is. It looks like I could get some money out of it for My Empyrea project. However, I cannot for the life of Me understand any of what is being said about it. Is it a new OSR, one that does not include the likes of Oafish Bote and the rest the village idiots from Dragonsfoot?

    • RPG Pundejo permalink
      June 3, 2019 12:39 am

      Like “The Honorable OSR” before it, #sworddream is a group of SJWs angry that they can’t control/censor the #OSR trying to simultaneously destroy the movement & rebrand it into a “community” they get to control.

      Oh man… I can’t stop laughing! These “let’s quit #OSR & call ourselves #sworddream ” assholes are sure going to be an existential threat, what with their endless purity/virtue tests and identity-infighting. Also, a Sword is like a Penis, so now they’re all rapists or something. I’ve named my penis Mr. Stabby. The senoritas down here do like a man who has a cute pet name for his penis.

    • Rapheyael Pinthindickus permalink
      June 4, 2019 5:31 pm

      Franky Panky all village idiots are welcome in #SWORDDREAM if they are gay blades. As for Emyrea does it have black transgender lesbians getting it on with oriental dykes? If not, why not? and yes it totally replaces the OSR. #SWORDDREAM is the new community, the real scene, the HAPPENING@@@ Find yourself a boyfriend, dump your wife, you’ll fit right in. Don’t forget the butt lube, so when you bend over, you can take it all night long.

    • Rapheyael Pinthindickus permalink
      June 4, 2019 5:34 pm

      Rapheyael Pinthindickus here just checking in with all the soy drinking limp dicks that make up ydis.

      My new SJW bowel movement called “#SWORDDREAM” aka “Soyboydream” to replace the OSR. WE are so woke we removed our eyelids.

      Coming soon an official “#SWORDDREAM” Blog and an all inclusive set of rules to govern our new official Organization.

      Some craptastic loser is out there spouting nonsense about no “official” “#SWORDDREAM” but he is a noodle head soaked in soy milk. Official Blog soon and Official forum to follow.

      Remember #SWORDDREAM stands for Second Wave Of Roleplaying Design – DIY Rules Everything Around Me @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

      We reject all intolerance and welcome everyone as long as you subscribe to and support the full LGBTQ++++++++ agenda and all the slippery slope dreams that entails.

      So leave that conservative right wing OSR behind and join #SWORDDREAM.

      We are inclusive to all LGBTQ++++++++ supporters, including all ho’s (prostitutes = porn stars = nude models = strippers = any “actress” that bares her butt or boobs or anything else = anything racy for cash) and all sex pervs. Basically anyone who is not a straight cis white male is welcome.

      Remember we reject all intolerance and white privilege. Remember the only bad sex is biniary sex.

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      I Rapheyael Pinthindickus have spoken, so it is, so it shall be@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

  158. PrinceofNothing permalink
    June 3, 2019 11:19 am

    180, 38. His finances are going up but a doner left once more. There is something going on with his subscribers but I don’t think he can regenerate his way out of this one. If he can by this method it should be food for discussion for #metoo survivors for years to come.

    I find it heartening that Zak is now loading up his every statement with the threat of imprisonment if so much as a single inaccuracy can be proven in the court of law, which means he has abandoned his more subtle tricks in favour of threats. If anyone were to actually call him on his bluff I am sure he would be absolutely thrilled to sign such a document, a blanket one in fact, since he has, after all, never lied. The legal equivalent of an internet tough guy. Just call his bluff and have him sign.

  159. Satine Phoenix Blows Con Organizers permalink
    June 4, 2019 10:48 am

    Looks like Dragonsshart is heading for the junk pile, slowly but surely. Complaints about how quiet the forums are getting, which as usual degenerates quickly into what Zako would call “nerd jokes.” Its so weird, these are not just grown men but in many cases old men. How empty must their lives be?

    Pathetic.

    https://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=82131

    Look, you can stick with 1st ed (which you talk about like you still play but haven’t in years) and just be able to go on forums and talk to other diabetes victims about it, or you can get one last hurrah and get into 5th ed. and easily get players and some of them will be chicks who are getting constantly told D&D is cool. Impress the bitches by pulling on your old school adventures and making them think you wrote them.

  160. Rapheyael Pinthindickus permalink
    June 5, 2019 10:05 am

    Check this out, https://weirdwonderfulworlds.blogspot.com one of my many minions has stepped up@@@@@ See https://www.reddit.com/r/SWORDDREAM_unofficial/ of course being only a minion he screwed the pooch by adding the unofficial tag to it, but hey he is about as competent as all of you bitches. Once a fag BBC (I know that is an oxymoron) has reamed his ass good he will learn the error of his ways.

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  161. Stonefisting permalink
    June 5, 2019 10:25 am

    I’m back assholes. You seem to have accidentally banned my email address but I’ll always find a way to reach around your rules. The only #SWORDREAM I recognize is one that includes me. Here are a few exhortatory pronouncements. I will further update on my #STONEFISTING platform once I get back from scoping the SJWs at this Starbucks.
    http://www.greyhawkgrognard.com/2019/06/02/the-osr-has-no-gatekeepers/

  162. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    June 5, 2019 4:18 pm

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @Jesus Gomez

    If y’all want to pretend I don’t have lawyers and that you know more legal stuff than my lawyers do I don’t actually see any advantage in taking the time or effort to disabuse you of that.

    June 2, 2019 at 6:23 PM

    Anonymous said…
    So why were you being vague about Cavegirl’s “crimes”?

    Like couldn’t you have just said “It’s fucked up people support Cavegirl after she chose to believe my four exes over me that I am a am a rapist and a psychological abuser.” ?
    June 4, 2019 at 9:47 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    I wasn’t being vague that’s pretty much exactly what I was saying

    Although you know it’s not just me saying I’m not— it’s basically every single person we ever met

    June 4, 2019 at 9:54 PM

    Anonymous said…
    Zak, you’re not allowed to lie in the comments.
    June 4, 2019 at 11:21 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    Yes, I know.

    Why did you feel you had to remind me of my own rules?
    June 4, 2019 at 11:23 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @erased anon

    If your goal was to try to do that it hasn’t worked.

    You’re trying to imply I’ve done something wrong but because you apparently know I haven’t actually you can’t be specific. So you keep followng this pattern like

    “Hey Zak, you fuck don’t you know people who kick puppies are bad?”

    “Um yes, I do”

    “Well then, yknow, yknow, lol”

    The effect of your vagueness is not to remind me of anything or make me feel bad, it’s simply to make me feel confident that even people hell-bent on the idea i did something wrong can’t actually articulate anything I did wrong.

    If you think I kicked a puppy: accuse me of it, and provide proof. When you dance around it like this the only thing it reminds me of is that the people trolling me are morons
    June 5, 2019 at 10:48 AM

    • BACLF permalink
      June 5, 2019 11:36 pm

      Nothing will convince me that any of those people are real. It’s over for Zak, no need for fake arguments to gin up traffic.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
        June 6, 2019 4:01 am

        Who predicted Zpastic would end up on Blooey levels of arguing and demanding apologies from spambots?

      • Marvin permalink
        June 6, 2019 9:11 pm

        Heh he I did the Jesus Gomez comments to see whether hed delete them all or what since he deletes pretty much anything afraid he cant refute..i love how he prentends he has lawyers….no lawyer worht a damn would have let him post his idiotic responses to allegations and be all over the inteenet making it worse for him self….what a fuckin maroon…toral ass clown….if he had any brain ar all he would cut out the constant internet habit (he doesnt so he wont cuz he cant)….if he had a real career in art like he claims hed focus on that (he doesnt so he wont cuz he cant)….what kind of suckshit is watching the interner all day and typing furious replies to people just trolling him for kicks? One with nothing bettwr to do, no real career lol lol lol

      • Zak le Langouste permalink
        June 7, 2019 1:02 am

        Jesus Gomez/Marvin, Are you willing to sign a document under your real name under penalty of perjury saying I don’t have any lawyers under retainer? And print a full public apology if you find out it isn’t true?

        Are you willing to sign a document under your real name under penalty of perjury saying I drive a ’93 GMC? And print a full public apology if you find out it isn’t true? And buy me a full tank of gas for my bitchin’ bumblebee Camaro? That’s right Marvin, a Camaro. A bitchin’ bumblebee Camaro. It was one of the cars from the Transformers movie I bet you wish you could drive such a car. You can’t. You can only drive mommy’s Dodge Caravan, but only when she sends you to the store to buy her some foot powder, or feminine hygeine products.

        Let’s be real:

        You aren’t and you currently believe you exist in a universe where there are no consequences to you getting caught lying.

        Things are going to change.

        Now this change may not affect you Jesus Gomez personally: you may be so anonymous that you can just hide and not in any way be accountable for lying here, but it is going to completely affect the narratives you are able to push and get golf claps from your fellow trolls for. And it sure as fuck is going to affect some of the other people reading this.

      • Zachary B. Smith sr. esq. quid pro quo permalink
        June 7, 2019 6:30 am

        Son,

        Get a fucking job already. I know you’re reading the in you underwear, get up, put on some clothes, and go see that Wendy’s manager about that cashier position.

        Sincerely,
        Zachary Benjamin Smith Sr.
        Zak’s Dad
        will sign document under perjury that I’m only representing something and if you draw conclusions that’s on you

  163. James Maliszewski permalink
    June 7, 2019 10:45 am

    Dear Mr. Smith sr,

    I regret to inform you that we cannot accept an application from your son. It is Wendy’s policy that employees cannot have visible tattoos, and that only properly groomed and business appropriate hairstyles are acceptable for counter/grill positions. Also, those afflicted with diseases such as hepatitis and herpes are not allowed to work around food.

    Zak was a good guy to me, and once played in one of my Skype sessions (I believe in keeping with his pig obsession his PC was humorously named Pigfoot), so I’ll pass on some advice. My wife/twin sister works at Walmart. There are no hair and tattoo restrictions, and salaries start at 11.50 an hour! And no drug testing like at Costco.

    BTW, Wendy’s has a new Spicet Crisp Chicken sandwich. Stop in and try one!

    James Maliszewski, Baltimore Wendy’s night manager

    • JMal, the one and original permalink
      June 7, 2019 11:21 am

      Fraud. Liar. You are not me. I will sign a document under penalty of perjury stating just that too.

      I do not work at Wendy’s. I am the sommelier at the local Applebee’s. I do not live in or near Baltimore, although I am thinking about the city, because the city was hit by a ransonware attack recently; I am wondering about the profitability of such a scam. I live in Canada, where I can get the socialized medical care. I do not like paying for things.

      Zak is welcomed to submit art work for my legendary “Return to Dwimmermount” project, which will include an epic hex crawl, a highly detailed campaign setting and an all new 20 level megadungeon. Anyone can support me on my forthcoming Patreon. I will not pay Zak for his art, but I will accept graciously accept it for free. Unless it includes themes about Bastardy. In that case, I will sell it for a tidy sum.

      • Zak Smith permalink
        June 7, 2019 11:46 am

        Jamal,

        I appreciate you trying to help my son out with your offer but I’m desperately trying to bring him out of his delusional state that he is an artist and writer that is well liked and admired. I’ve managed to get him to tone down his pretend time bragging of being a poem star. Fact is, little Zak jr. was always picked on as a teenager and the incident in the locker room with those football players left him (and his anus) more than a little scarred. I’m afraid if Zak jr. knows what’s good for him he’ll get a normal haircut and trot his ass down to rehab I’ve paid for so he can get off the amphetamines and quit Googling himself on the Internet and get started getting his interviews lined up. I’ve let him play this Dungeons and Dragons artist game long enough. I implore you Jamal, please don’t make such offers to Zak jr. his psyche is so fragile right now I’m afraid he’ll beg to let Oscar the Billionaire Dinosaur to bang his shit flap in hopes of being accepted back so he can make $12,000 annually and pretend he’s a high roller. My son Ned’s to get off the drugs, off the Internet, and into a job he’s qualified for.

        Sincerely,

        Zakkon Applecline Sabbat, father of Zakattack, under penalty of death penalty if you think I’m something that’s your misconception not impersonating anyone

  164. Christian Walker permalink
    June 7, 2019 12:35 pm

    Hey dudes, I usually hate the fuck out of you guys here, but I just wanted Zak to know that Der Weinerschnitzl doesn’t discriminate against tattoos or jacked up hair doos. I recently took a post here at the Der on Ventura Blvd in Van Nuys. My teachers pay is just not enough to get by on. I wanted to cook for pay, and at least I don’t get called a “Big Fag” here like I get from the students. Though my beaner workmates call me “gringo Maricon” which I’m told stands for “cool dude.”

    I kinda wish I had some tattoos. Maybe I’d get more props on the beach from other surfers. Talk about being called a fag! Maybe if I had cool ‘toos they at least wouldn’t flick cigarettes at me and key scratch my VW.

    Hey, if anybody is up for some gaming, drop by and I’ll give you the 411. We’ll get one of my 3 game campaigns going. I’ll take pics of the minis for my blog, and cook up some paninis. while we chat about it at my workplace you can try the new jalapeño mini corn dogs. Their bitchin, dood! Hang loose!

  165. June 7, 2019 2:52 pm

    Zachary, this is your father. Put down the crack pipe and read this. The Saatchi Gallery in London reached out to me a few months ago and said “they’ve decided to reduce their exposure to your toxic brand” whatever that means. Something about selling that picture you did of that groupie Sacha Grey. They wanted me to buy it from them. Thank God someone bid on it unlike all those other auctions in the last few years. They got 3,000 pounds back for it … the equivalent of about $4,000 in our money. They still have the one you did of Amanda. Remember when that other painting of yours sold at Christies for $37,000 about ten years ago? So proud. You need to call me. I don’t know how to reach you except through this site.

    • Zak Sabot permalink
      June 7, 2019 10:47 pm

      Send lawyers, guns and money.
      Dad, get me out of this!

  166. Marvin permalink
    June 9, 2019 10:02 am

    This fat piece of shit who is already living large on a taxpayer-funded pension and free healthcare for life (which he needs due to obesity and its ensuant medical issues) is now begging for tips:
    https://www.tenkarstavern.com/2019/06/you-can-now-support-all-things-tavern.html?m=1

    • Dani Jang, Powerful Attorney and Demon Shitty Superbacker who called whores when Zak who is known for douchebaggery asked him to permalink
      June 10, 2019 3:54 pm

      Herro mentally retarded person! You need rawyer?

  167. Zak, Le Roi de Langoustes permalink
    June 9, 2019 10:32 am

    When you post little mosquito bite snarky posts you know are just going to get erased you can only be thinking one of three things:

    1-“With this shitty comment I shall slowwwwly harm Zak, though it be erased eventually these thousand cuts will destroy him haha!”

    2-“I could just think this in my brain but when i hit publish i know its Real”

    3-“There’s some troll place on the internet somewhere where I’ll go ‘Hey guys I said Zak was like Trump!’ aren’t I cool”? And they’ll all go haw haw yes king oh my god you posted a Insult i did not know you could do that wow here is some troll cred

    If 1,it isn’t working: comments like that just reinforce your target’s sense of superiority to you: Wow the people trying to whale on me don’t even have any good arguments

    If 2 or 3, probably some part of your brain realizes how sad that is and is lowering your self-esteem even further as we speak, and so it will only get sadder in the coming months.

    Every troll like you has a real name and is a real person–and so you must be aware that all of your comments are either:

    -insubstantial shitposts and so just a reflection of your own life not providing you with anything better to do,
    or
    -legally actionable and false, so you know you won’t win (so you stay anonymous)

    Note my continued use of binary choices. Classic. Trinary in the first case, but effectively binary. I can subject comments to moderation, but I do not; either because I do not know how to, or if I did, I would never have any comments to *respond* to.

    • June 9, 2019 11:32 am

      Son, open the phone app and call me. Curtis from the tennis club showed me a site that ranks artist careers. You’ve dropped from a fairly good ranking worldwide to below 15,000 since you started spending all your time playing this kids’ game with hobbits and elves. What is going on? Remember that interview for that cannabis site where they called your mother and me “somewhat failed artists” and you agreed that we were “a somewhat cautionary example” because we made too many compromises? I don’t want that to happen to you. You had the best education and opportunities. Now here you are just posting these little mosquito bite snarky comments like your life isn’t providing you with anything better to do. By the way, what kind of site is this we are messaging on now?

  168. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    June 9, 2019 11:25 am

    YDIS is turning into Zak’s blog comments – only one person commenting as multiple sockpuppets!

    #FrankyPanky

    • Franky Panky permalink
      June 11, 2019 10:01 pm

      Nope. No one person could maintain enough sock puppets to keep up with Zakling’s meth-fueled logorrhea. Not even PerilousDreamer.

  169. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    June 9, 2019 12:40 pm

    Jesus Gomez said…
    Heh heh you couldn’t afford a lawyer son or you wouldn’t be posting those replies to Mandy. How’s that patreon? Got enough to gas up your 93 gmc?
    June 6, 2019 at 9:16 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @jesus Gomez

    I, of course, posted my response to Mandy in order to give the RPG community members who jumped on her defamation train a chance to jump off once they knew the truth and give the various companies involved the opportunity to roll back their participation in the harassment before things like legal action took place.

    As for me not having lawyers:

    Are you willing to sign a document under your real name under penalty of perjury saying I don’t have any lawyers under retainer? And print a full public apology if you find out it isn’t true?

    Let’s be real:

    You aren’t and you currently believe you exist in a universe where there are no consequences to you getting caught lying.

    This is a familiar problem–gamers kind of think in a trolls-vs-george-lucas paradigm where they are lowly anons and they are just snarking at some untouchable celebrity creator somewhere who won’t notice them or at some fellow anon with neither the time money nor inclination to sue them. Plus they are usually in a situation where it’d be hard to prove monetary damage.

    None of that is true this time.

    Things are going to change.

    Now this change may not affect you Jesus Gomez personally: you may be so anonymous that you can just hide and not in any way be accountable for lying here, but it is going to completely affect the narratives you are able to push and get golf claps from your fellow trolls for.

    And it sure as fuck is going to affect some of the other people reading this.

    June 6, 2019 at 9:30 PM

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
      June 10, 2019 6:31 am

      Maybe Zpastic will get to speak at the UN like that Sleestack chick and her friend Gooey Quim? They said mean things about me on the Internet!!!!!! Classic Zpastic pretending he’s going to sue and be welcomed back to gaming. There’s more fantasy to that loser’s outlook than in all RPG’s combined.

  170. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    June 10, 2019 11:10 am

    Anonymous said…

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @Anonymous

    Let’s leave aside the question of whether Vocal Dipshits in the RPG Scene Online Who Were Gullible Enough To Dogpile Onto A Legally Actionable Hoax actually represent a significant fraction of the game industry’s buying power (I don’t know if they do or not, the data is decidedly mixed on that).

    By the time the game actually comes out the situation will be MUCH different than it is now.
    June 9, 2019 at 8:56 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @erased anon

    When you post little mosquito bite snarky posts you know are just going to get erased you can only be thinking one of three things:

    1-“With this shitty comment I shall slowwwwly harm Zak, though it be erased eventually these thousand cuts will destroy him haha!”

    2-“I could just think this in my brain but when i hit publish i know its Real”

    3-“There’s some troll place on the internet somewhere where I’ll go ‘Hey guys I said Zak was like Trump!’ aren’t I cool”? And they’ll all go haw haw yes king oh my god you posted a Insult i did not know you could do that wow here is some troll cred

    If 1,it isn’t working: comments like that just reinforce your target’s sense of superiority to you: Wow the people trying to whale on me don’t even have any good arguments

    If 2 or 3, probably some part of your brain realizes how sad that is and is lowering your self-esteem even further as we speak, and so it will only get sadder in the coming months.

    Every troll like you has a real name and is a real person–and so you must be aware that all of your comments are either:

    -insubstantial shitposts and so just a reflection of your own life not providing you with anything better to do,
    or
    -legally actionable and false, so you know you won’t win (so you stay anonymous)
    June 9, 2019 at 9:51 AM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @erased anon

    being unpopular with bad people is good
    June 9, 2019 at 1:58 PM

    Anonymous said…
    ok but what did cavegirl actually do? On twitter you never actually said, and i’m curious
    June 9, 2019 at 5:20 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @Anonymous

    I said exactly and precisely what Cavegirl did on twitter:

    Cavegirl supported Mandy et al’s false accusations-that makes Cavegirl a harasser.

    What’s more, she did it in public, did it without even bothering to investigate the accusations, didn’t ask about the other sid,e didn’t make a good faith attempt to contact witnesses or otherwise establish the accusations’ truth before saying anything, wrote a completely nonsensical sanctimonious post claiming that the only empathetic response from me to this harassment campaign would be to claim responsibility even if I didn’t so it, responded to attempts to hold her accountable with trolling and lolmemes, and claimed that previous good things I’d done meant that it was ok for her and her pals to lie about me.

    June 9, 2019 at 8:46 PM

    Anonymous said…
    So are you going to sue her, then? Gonna go git her? Be a big tough well to do het male, crushing a dirt poor trans woman under your boot?
    June 9, 2019 at 11:00 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    @Anonymous

    Notice that while you won’t explicitly say “Ok, it’s obvious the accusations weren’t true but I still hold obscure resentments against you so I’ll keep trolling” you have stopped even pretending you think the accusations are true or defensible and moved on to trying to think of other reasons the people responsible for the harassment shouldn’t face accountability for it.

    As for what I’ll do: obviously I’m not going to discuss details of legal strategy in detail online before they happen.

    But here’s a question for you:

    Knowing now for a fact that Cavegirl committed defamation against an innocent person, do you think she should escape accountability?

    If so, why do you think that?

    If not, what kinds of accountability are appropriate for her and what will you do to enact them?
    June 9, 2019 at 11:29 PM

    Zak Sabbath said…
    Also notice the rhetoric of “lol u don’t hav a lawyer, u won’t sue” has disappeared.

    It’s almost like y’all realize you’re full of shit on every level but just want to keep finding some goalpost you can stand behind which won’t get annihilated as the truth comes out.

    It’s gonna be a real interesting summer in RPGland.
    June 10, 2019 at 1:03 AM

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      June 10, 2019 1:30 pm

      The June 4 twitter assplosion. He’s just ranting nonsense now.

      More Playing D&D W/PornStars Retweeted ☽ anna anthropy ☾
      fred hicks would be in jailPlaying D&D W/PornStars added,
      ☽ anna anthropy ☾

      @adult_witch
      how different would the games industry be if we saw economic exploitation as a form of abuse?
      Show this thread
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      Playing D&D W/PornStars

      @IHitItWithMyAxe
      Jun 4
      More
      Maybe this is all simpler than that:
      You write a good book by _caring what you write_ and you create idiot internet drama by not doing that.
      And without the people who care about what is written down, any enterprise that advances through everyone typing is well & truly fucked

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      Playing D&D W/PornStars

      @IHitItWithMyAxe
      Jun 4
      More Playing D&D W/PornStars Retweeted Cavegirl
      the online gamer world is a place where, frexample, this conversation:
      https://twitter.com/DyingStylishly/status/1134720078669385729
      never happens, never is allowed to end, and the sides never engage and so nobody ever gets any smarter or better

      Playing D&D W/PornStars added,
      Cavegirl

      @DyingStylishly
      Replying to @Swordsfall1
      Honestly, I dunno.
      I’m a queer woman and I’ve found the OSR pretty welcoming and inclusive, by and large. There are some bad actors, but they’re on the fringes and have basically no influence on my experience with the wider community.
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      @IHitItWithMyAxe
      Jun 4
      More
      The less willing people are to engage people who disagree (even when they disagree _a lot_) the more you see the same shit over and over, because people feel safe in their assumptions.
      In the short term its comforting, but in the long term its why new ideas are so scarce.

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      @IHitItWithMyAxe
      Jun 4
      More
      Its a problem, because thinking is collaborative:
      You have yr idea, its challenged, you improve it or give up & get a better one.
      Being so nonconfrontational you any confrontation where someones asked to put up or shut up as harassment makes it impossible for games to get smarter

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      @IHitItWithMyAxe
      Jun 4
      More
      The tabletop RPG community is not unique in having crazy extremist out-of-touch rhetoric, it’s unique in that the people spewing it are game designers with jobs whose real names are on things you can buy. The only way it survives is by these people NEVER talking to each other

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      @IHitItWithMyAxe
      Jun 4
      More
      -Supremacist game designers who think old school-style games are rehashing the same shit over & over & anyone who thinks different is one of my sock puppets
      -Hundreds of old school gamers who hate them almost as much as they hate me and know they’re not my sock puppets

      etc

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      Jun 4
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      -Fred Hicks, a guy who thinks his daughter is in danger from Kingdom Death
      and
      -The guys who made Kingdom Death

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      @IHitItWithMyAxe
      Jun 4
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      At the end fo the day, RPGs still has:
      -Arthur Chu, a dude who wants to tell cosplayers what kind of outfits to wear
      and
      -A million women who know that’s bullshit

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      Jun 4
      More
      meanwhile the game world is realizing that all its problems and divisions and several-decades-long-running bloodthirsty running arguments are not actually all down to That Porn Guy Who Fact-Checked People

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      Judge: So they….lied about rape?
      Gamer: Well yeah but I like their blog

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      Jun 4
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      No game you play, no game idea you get, no game hack, no theory of games is worth making false felony accusations about another person. If someone does that, you shut the door on them & run.
      This is conventional wisdom outside gamer twitter and wowexplodingbrain shit inside it

  171. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 11, 2019 12:21 pm

    If Waky Zaky is honestly planning lawsuits, it should make for years of quality chuckles. It certainly is not going to endear him to the unwashed gaming masses, despite his dreams of a glorious Voldemort return.

    But I really believe its smoke out his pimply ass. Its just a talking point, and by August when anons are asking “where’s the legal actions?” he’ll deflect with new talking points. “LOL I’ve decided there are even better tactics for me to pursue, but believe you me its gonna be an interesting fall in RPGland. Meanwhile, work on my gritty-ass supers game continues, and me and the grrls are still rolling dice!”

  172. Lucidity-Stricken Stupat permalink
    June 13, 2019 3:59 am

    I’ve completely run out of ideas for this blog so looks like we are doing culture war now baby. The years of content are over, Pundit here I come.

    • The forgetful StuPat permalink
      June 13, 2019 11:18 am

      Also, please buy our all-new Boxed-Set I just opened a mortgage on a house.

      And Zak is going to sue me for everything I’m worth. Currently a collection of badly painted Space Marines, a scratched LP of Pink Floyd’s “Piper at the Gates of Dawn” and some aquarium gravel.

  173. Unblown Dragonsfoot Manchild permalink
    June 13, 2019 12:15 pm

    Speaking of Pink Floyd, I’m wondering what everybody’s favorite prog rock song is?

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      June 14, 2019 12:01 am

      The biggest contribution of the Beatles to popular culture was not their God-awful music that kicked off the “progressive” rock trend, it was their legitimation of drug use among shiftless musicians and other assorted malodorous pony-tail-wearing hippies and slackers. Sex, drugs and rock n roll!

  174. Judge of Scum permalink
    June 13, 2019 9:19 pm

    Where is Kent FFS? This place has been dreadful since Kent left.

    Maybe you lot (goofballs) could disappear for a year or two, then Kent might come back.

    • BACLF permalink
      June 13, 2019 9:30 pm

      Hi, Kent!

    • Reformatting Jaquay permalink
      June 14, 2019 4:55 am

      You can easily make him crawl back with a Ring of Slime Control.

      • BACLF permalink
        June 14, 2019 7:05 am

        SPOILER: Ring of Slime Control refers to the circle jerk of guys who drench Kent with bukkake on the regular.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        June 14, 2019 10:29 am

        Or crawl backwards with a “Rod” of Lordly Might. Possibly one made by the great wizard Hitachi.

        Mrs. Panky has one. Wisconsin nights can be cold and lonely when I am away at Cons. She says it is ideal because it never snores.

      • Timotheus permalink
        June 14, 2019 4:39 pm

        Not so sure, guys. I think he finally found his Sphincter of Annihilation.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      June 14, 2019 9:34 am

      Kunt, I promise to vanish for good if you finally follow through on one of your suicide attempts, rather than pussing out at the last minute as per usual (I sort of picture the scenes having sort of a sitcom audience reaction. Whoops and clapping as you start to saw at your wrists, then disappointed moans as you stop and throw the razor across the room and break down into uncontrollable sobs before having a furtive, gloomy wank in the tub).

      I understand an excellent way to ensure it is to hit the ocean and try to swim to another continent. By the time you have doubts it’ll be too late. You’ll panic, sob, thrash about a bit, then down ye go (with uproarious applause and shouts of unrestrained joy from the studio audience).

    • Dani Jang, Powerful Attorney and Demon Shitty Superbacker who called whores when Zak who is known for douchebaggery asked him to permalink
      June 15, 2019 7:44 am

      Herro Kent! You are known for much doing gay! You need rawyer?

  175. Unblown Dragonsfoot Manchild permalink
    June 14, 2019 12:11 pm

    Cargo shorts are out.

    Fashion! (R.I.P. Joan Rivers).

    Jack Vance seems to place an emphasis in a good/interesting way. I once was in a Yggsburgh campaign as a player that seemed to take this into account.

    Pegged jeans, rat tails, everyone wearing hi tops.

    Mods vs Rockers

  176. PrinceofNothing permalink
    June 14, 2019 12:48 pm

    Reading and writing nothing but Zakposts has not improved you lot. 175/37. If you are there YDIS. Save them.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      June 21, 2019 11:02 am

      164/35, the beginning of a final descent?

  177. Franky Panky permalink
    June 14, 2019 1:23 pm

    Zak has finally lobbed his much threatened sue-ball at his former beloved. I’m sure he can collect a big fat judgement. In Canadian dollars. Tens of them. officialzsannouncements.blogspot.com/2019/06/im-suing.html

    He seems to be under the impression that a victory in court will translate into his reinstatement into the *Community*

    Also, lawsuits are easy to file in the US. Prevailing in court, especially in libel or defamation cases, not so much

    • June 14, 2019 2:54 pm

      Zak, it’s Lars (you know me as Lint) from Rancid. Glad you showed your true colors as a complete wimp running to THE MAN. Real punk rocker would have dealt with this himself rather than running to the corrupt government for help. Always knew you were a poseur trust fund kid that never even heard of Hellkrusher much less understood ANYTHING Crass was singing about. Even the nerds that play D&D got sick of you. Now you’re trying to silence people with threat of a corrupt impotent judicial system? Glad I told you to fuck off when you were trying to get my attention at that show. Hey Lint, I’m a porn star and artist and we should hang out! Fuck off nerd. And out come the wolves is not your theme Zak. You’re unleashing a cowardly lawsuit. Go try to hang with Good Charlotte they’re more your speed.

  178. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 14, 2019 3:50 pm

    Good lord, he’s doing it. Nice. This is gonna be fun. New YDIS post in 3, 2, 1..

    The backlash against Zak in the community is going to be off the charts. I predict a crowd funding for Mandy that is going to be big. Every fucker who hates Zak will contribute. Even I’ll toss a double saw buck in the pot.

    If Mandy’s dad really wrote that backstabbing email against his daughter, he’s sure to regret it. I’m sure he didn’t count on having to go to court in front of his wheelchair bound, oxygen tank needing and hopelessly sick and crippled daughter. Oh man. The many side characters, sub plots, and sinful little details are going to be chicken n waffles savory sweet.

    And nobody better say nuthin! Or he’ll sue you too!

    I love it’ “lawyers” plural. I’m sure its some “I can’t believe its a law firm!” Canadian strip mall Lionel Hutz loser looking for beer money, eh?

    “Take off! To the great White North!
    Take off! It’s the beauty way to go!”

  179. Timotheus permalink
    June 14, 2019 4:50 pm

    Hey, Zak makes it clear that he has heard the part about him being a trust fund baby. I knew he read YDIS!

    Is he going to sue YDIS, or is this merely an attempt to reduce hir voluminous posting?

    Is Zakina going to sue all those Demon Shitty backers that called him out? Stupat and Crap Prince(ss)?

    Is even Dani Jang safe all the way in North Korea? Maybe not – if Kim is into Dennis Rodman, he might be into The Attack!

    One Crazy Summer, coming up!

  180. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    June 15, 2019 8:51 am

    James YoungJune 15, 2019 at 5:17 AM
    Imagine thinking you would get anything out of this. Absolute scum.
    Just give it up dude. Go back to selling art. You’re absolutely done in the osr scene. It’s wild that your think you can sue back into the community’s good graces.

    No matter what happens, you’re gone.
    Absolutely fuck you Zak. You cowardly little litigant bitch.
    Reply

    SarpedonJune 15, 2019 at 6:04 AM
    Wow 10th delete! Where is all the middle school bullying I have come to expect?

    I know, lets pretend you are NOT actually an abusive asshole. Even if that were true, no one in the rpg scene wants to play with you anymore because you act like a 6th grade trust fund bully.

    A lot of people are tired of your shit.

  181. I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
    June 15, 2019 9:10 am

    He filed the suit in Canada because their libel cases are less stringent than in the US. In Canada you don’t have to prove malice, falsity, etc. Sure, Mandy is Canadian but the case might have a chance of victory up there than if he filed it with an LA court. Not sure how he’ll deal with the huge number of USA and European folks who have merely stated their opinions regarding his behavior. If he tries to SLAPP in the USA he faces a much steeper burden of proof with A LOT more people.

    • Zak’s dirty panties permalink
      June 15, 2019 3:54 pm

      If Fuckhead thinks he’s going to sway a Canadian jury then he’s even a bigger idiot then anyone could imagine. One look at this creepy, porn actor nerd and the stories of how he lived off his disabled wife and the day-to-day asshole antics that he’s known for, will bury him deeper then any shitbox apartment he’s ever lived in. Either way, it’ll be good reading on the crapper.

    • Landifarne permalink
      June 15, 2019 5:11 pm

      The Internet Decency Act made it very difficult to sue websites for defamation based upon what their users post [despite that most respectable news services and sites disabled their comments sections a few years back.] However, the act has no force in Canada. Once Zak gets Mandy to recant her statements it’s possible that the same lawyer he’s using in Canada [assuming that this is all true, and that it’s not a crock of shit] may possibly file against the larger sites that have hosted attacks against him (if he has standing there…I’d figure a judge would declare that he doesn’t.)

      He has standing in Canada for a defamation lawsuit against Mandy because she is living there. Once that’s resolved [he’s sure to just get her to sign an apology and broadcast a recant] he can target the sites that he mentioned (Enworld, RPG.net, etc.)

      Again, all this is just supposition. He’s clever, but I would say it’s 50/50 that it’s all bullshit.

      • Shitbox Apartment permalink
        June 15, 2019 5:49 pm

        Fuckhead is only suing her so he can clear his already tarnished reputation on Wikipedia, as any future lawsuits against web hostess or game companies will be futile and cost his daddy even more bucks in lawyer bills. Even if she gives in, he’ll never be accepted back into the RPG industry and will have to sell his shit on Amazon or Craigslist.

      • Landifarne permalink
        June 15, 2019 11:38 pm

        I don’t agree. I think he’ll manage to get Demon City on Drive Thru within a year.

        For all we know some MRA-lawyer type in Canada is doing this pro bono.

  182. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 15, 2019 4:33 pm

    “Is he going to sue YDIS, or is this merely an attempt to reduce hir voluminous posting?”

    I think if anybody could sue YDIS JaMal would have done it. Though I remember a post, the one with a pic of JaMal’s dork-face grinning into a hoop or something and YDIS urging us to shit through the hoop onto his face vanishing in a day or two.

    “sway a Canadian jury”

    Would it be a jury, or just a judge or arbiter? Zako better shave his head and put on a long sleeve suit (and not a wacky dress suit like The Joker would wear) if he wants to trump a quivering, head lolling, normal haired Mandy in a white sweater.

    • Precious Wiki permalink
      June 15, 2019 4:40 pm

      Undo – a blog is not a reliable source. Anyone can bluster about suing – that doesn’t mean a suit has been filed. If anyone has friends in Ottawa who can order the courtroom documents (if any) please contact us here @ the Jimmy Wales Foundation.

  183. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    June 16, 2019 6:05 am

    Uh oh! The power is OUT all across Uruguay! RPGPundit Rune Magick Powers ACTIVATE!

  184. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 16, 2019 12:35 pm

    Pro Bono? I’m no expert, but it seems that happens when 1) the lawyer is related 2) there is a big injustice, like old people being bilked 3) some fame to be gained.

    OK, maybe its mostly about filing actions and the devils in the paperwork. Still, would it be witness statements on paper, video testimony, or do they need to appear? So that’s a couple hundred bucks expenses, a thousand, or 10 thousand. Money and time gets involved whatever it is.

    As for money on Mandy’s end, well, being disabled she can maybe get some kind of assistance. Canada seems to take care of elderly and sick people. But I’m hoping for a crowd fund of some kind. She just may come out ahead in all this.

    If Zako gets a win from Mandy, the simple written retraction, companies that are gone after may backpeddle. There is an entire economy behind suing companies hoping for some minor concession from them just to save on legal fees.

    Unless Mandy starts posting we’ll only have Zaks word on what happens, outside of Drivethru RPG or whatever suddenly accepting new works from him.

    I love hearing about his thrashing, but this is all going to go painfully slow. But slow cooking often produces the most flavorful and tender morsels. So keep cooking Zak. My knife and fork are in hand and I’m at the table drooling. Pass the A-1!

    • Chewie the Mut permalink
      June 16, 2019 2:12 pm

      She’s been real quite. So, either she’s playing it smart and has some major revelations to bring up in court or she’s quivering in fear and not sure what to do. The burden might be for her to show proof of the allegations but the balls in her court as one of his supporters said he was not only antagonistic to be around but tried to persuade her into porn-and all that’s mentioned in his first official statement.Even if Zak wins, he isn’t going to get a dime out of her, so all he can hope is to get her to recant her statement, and depending on how much steel she had in her balls as she either will or won’t do it.

    • BACLF permalink
      June 16, 2019 4:07 pm

      Zak is shooting himself in the foot- if he ends up being litigious as well as toxic, no company will ever risk entering into a partnership with him ever again. Who wants to risk being sued on top of gaining bad publicity by collaborating with an individual known for abuse?

      Win or lose, he’s done. His best chance is to reinvent himself as an alt-lite MRA type. “I used to be a liberal until feminists destroyed my career!!!”

    • Landifarne permalink
      June 17, 2019 9:31 am

      Simply decent attorneys charge $500/hour, but quotes to bring lawsuits that I’ve personally contemplated have always started at $10,000, going up from there. Assuming it’s cheaper to litigate in Ottawa than Los Angeles Zak’s probably in the $5-10K+ range.

      Although the overall process would be slow as fuck, I can’t see Mandy really fighting it. It would probably be resolved with simple retractions, so that Zak could then do whatever the hell he plans to do.

      [Assuming this is not all a load of shit.]

      • BACLF permalink
        June 17, 2019 10:12 am

        As the good Captain noted, Mandy could always crowdfund her defense. I don’t have a dog in this fight, but I’d throw in ten bucks just to see the shitshow unfold. There are hundreds of people who hate Zak for good reason, so I believe that Mandy could amass a sizable war… uh… chest. That’s assuming that nobody would represent her pro bono because she’s disabled and he’s accused of being an abuser.

        The discovery process alone would be a hoot- I imagine it would reveal a fuckton of mendacity on Zakko’s part. Even better would be seeing him on the stand and losing his shit like he does online. I really can’t see him successfully engaged in litigation because he’s not that bright, and has no impulse control. He’d be out of his element because goalpost moving just isn’t an option in court.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        June 17, 2019 11:37 am

        Mandy already has a lawyer. As an abuse survivor she’ll have no trouble getting additional legal help pro bono. Or crowd-funding. She’ll be able to bleed Zak white, financially. Which may be her goal. Everyone needs a reason to get up in the morning. It’s not like she has to go to work or anything.

        I would not be surprised to learn that her facebook post was composed with the help of a lawyer. A lawyer who told her to not respond to anything online after she posted.

        Zak is supplying the very rope Mandy will use to hang him, with all of his online bluster and threats. Mandy is playing him superbly. Or possibly, someone is using Mandy to play him.

      • Landifarne permalink
        June 17, 2019 3:55 pm

        Ha, you’re likely correct – she could easily crowdsource a lawyer.

        Food for thought, and this is going to be…one…slow…roll.

      • The Ghost of Shitbox Manor permalink
        June 18, 2019 9:15 am

        Ha! Ha! It looks like Zrybaby went out and talked to any attorney wiling to hear his sadsack story.

        “I don’t know all the ins and outs laws in California vs Canada, just did what various lawyers recommended based on several different factors, it was a close call and took time to decide.”

        It’s soo obvious that daddy is footing the bill and is completely in the dark as to what to do.

        As a victim of abuse, Mandy will have no problem getting a top-of-the-line attorney, who will easily profile Zak as the manipulative, cunning, sex driven, bottom feeder, who met a 19 year old girl with physical and psychological problems, who over the course of years, used her to procure his sexual and financial needs. By the time his court dates with Mandy are over, his Daddy will have to start writing another check to the attorney he’ll need to keep him out of jail.

        Your, fucked Zak. Harder then you ever pounded any of those whore’s on camera with your skinny, Oscar Mayer cock. And we all look forward to seeing you burn…

  185. Destination Unblown permalink
    June 17, 2019 10:11 am

    How about a nice pallet cleanser till the next Zak nugget pops up?

    Christian’s low budget summer stay-cay existential crisis continues anon. After years of making a post every few months, he’s knocking out several in as many days detailing his aimless endless summer wanderings on the Los Angeles shoreline hellscape, littered with decapitated seagulls, dead fish, hermit crabs that he ruthlessly molests that don’t even want to be friends with him, and constant references to the apocalyptic invasion of cultish hobos that are turning the paradise of Baywatch into goddamn Mordor-By-The-Sea.

    He makes gritty adventures out of all this of course (that nobody including him will ever run). What irony would it be if somebody who keeps seeing him lurking on the beach wrote an adventure about him? Title it “The lonely Hodad.”

    http://unknownzine.blogspot.com/

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      June 18, 2019 8:47 pm

      His bumfight adventure is solid gold. I can’t tell if it’s a 3rd-grade mindfart or a work of unparalleled genius. I am so glad I made Christian my Imaginary GM! Let me tell you about my character:

      Muhammad Al-Habib Sidi Al-Hashimi As-Sanhaji (“Moe”)
      occupation: bum
      wealth: dead broke
      disadvantages: alcoholic, bad smell, bad temper, confused, lecherousness, one eye, one arm, post-combat shakes

      If we could get Lexi to expand and expound on this we could develop an entire campaign with street-shitting rules and everything.

      • Franky Panky permalink
        June 18, 2019 9:36 pm

        Street shitting you say? So, it is set in San Francisco. Lexi can start with the map from this article: thrillist.com/news/nation/human-wasteland-map-plots-all-of-san-franciscos-poop Or a map of his hometown in Canada, or heck, any town in Canada.

  186. Satine Phoenix betrayed Zak so she's OK permalink
    June 18, 2019 10:39 pm

    A halibut is a tasty meal that can be easily monetized”

    OK Christian, where the fuck do the bums sell the halibut for top dollar? Is there a secret Malibu black market for the stuff? Is some bling dripping homey waiting in the park for hobos to sell the loot? Or do they go to the back door of a restaurant on Rodeo Drive and barter with the illegals in the kitchen?

    And these bum-fighters are drinking Jägermeister? Really? Are they not just beach bums but UCLA students?

    Fuck, this guy is a Bloodymage-level idiot. Seeing as that’s the case and I’ll never get to be in a Blooey game, I’ll sit in on Chris’ epic adventure.

    Leroy Brown1st level bum

    Leroy was born a crack baby in Detroit. From babyhood to 6 years old his mother would go to the downsizing auto plants and use cigarettes to get him to scream for the delight of angry, pay-cutted white factory workers for pennies on their lunch break. At 7 his father returned and he was filled with joy, till dad killed mom for her Gremlin hatchback and drove them to LA, where he sold Leroy into slavery to a Mexican family that owned a taco stand in Compton. For years he lived in the kitchen chained to the sink, doing dishes and living off scraps (they were mostly beans and jalapeños, causing him to develop a severe case of irregular bowel syndrome. Eventually he was the sole survivor of a mistaken drive by. The entire Mendoza family was killed, so Leroy escaped to the beach.

    By now hopelessly insane even by LA bum standards, he parlayed his endless flatulence into a street act where he farted his loud, sour, often wet farts for cigarettes, Mcdonalds burger wrapper cheese-cling, and whatever leftover liquid in your cup.

    Leroy has an obsession with teen runaways from good homes (females ones; I’m not a sick fuck y’know), and can often be found forcing himself on them (his sperm is especially impregnating) behind 7-11 Dumpsters. The authorities are searching for him, but LAPD are as retarded as Christian and Leroy’s description and habits fit 10,000 individuals in LA (and not all of them homeless).

    Skills: knife fighting, urban scavenging, stalking, stealth, spreading herpes and maybe AIDS.

    Equip: shopping cart, half a pack of smokes, water bottle with 3 day old piss in it, bottle of Gold schlager.

  187. Christian Walker permalink
    June 19, 2019 8:51 am

    ChristianJune 18, 2019 at 7:33 PM
    The other day I saw a lady passed out on the beach like she was dead. She started moving slowly, though. She dug a hole with one hand and leaned her head into it. I turned away before I saw what she put into it. Ewwww….

    Reply

    Adam DicksteinJune 18, 2019 at 1:05 PM
    Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.

    Teach a man to beat the hell out of other men and he’ll have fish for a lifetime.

    Or maybe 25 to life.
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    ChristianJune 18, 2019 at 7:33 PM
    Someone should put that on a poster and sell it at Pier One Imports! 🙂

  188. 1,000 OSR Blogs Form a Mighty Faggot permalink
    June 19, 2019 12:43 pm

    I am Christian!

  189. Timotheus permalink
    June 19, 2019 1:05 pm

    That trans dude from Dwarven Forge and the Filipino trans Saltine are about to launch a joint kickstarter to fund a tv show where they travel the world and talk about fantasy gaming…

    http://www.bionicbuzz.com/television/destination-fantastic-new-documentary-travel-show/

    It would be cool if Anthony Bourdain’s ghost showed up and butt-fucked the two of them. Otherwise, not really interested.

    • I'm Pissing Caltrops. permalink
      June 19, 2019 6:06 pm

      They basically want people to fund their travel budget because being an internet gaming personality still doesn’t pay and never will. Who the fuck wants to watch a show of badly-shot iphone video of these two saying stupid shit like “wow! this castle is soooo fantastic!” Pathetic.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s w permalink
        June 20, 2019 9:16 am

        No shit, if this Kickstarter does anything but flop hard I’ll probably start working to get Zpastic instated as the new Pope of the Oh Esss Arrr! Who would give these two ass dangling know-nothing’s money to go travel around to inspiring sites that they’d do no research about?

        Oh my god this castle is amazing!
        So amazing!
        Really amazing!
        My character would live here!
        Yeah!
        Amazing!
        So Satine, could you imagine taking Six black cocks up your ass in this castle?
        That would be amazing!
        How about the dungeon? Could you be chained up here while thirty guys come in your pried open mouth?
        Amazing!!!!!

        Kucksturt this project today! It’ll be amazing!

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        June 20, 2019 10:29 am

        I suppose its at least better than just plain begging for money to go to cons or what not.

        Satine wasn’t especially in demand in porn, so one would think seeing her walk around a castle with another ugly fuck wouldn’t have high demand either. But never underestimate the idiocy of gamers. Though it might be more popular if she includes a bit of dogging; letting some local yokels pork her up against a glacier from behind or whatever.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
        June 20, 2019 11:30 am

        Reminded of the Amazing Atheist taking cash to do a worldwide travel documentary on atheists everywhere and as I understand it he blew the money on a leather jacket and other shit before moving on to the next e-begging scam.
        I mean Satine’s about as charming and delightful as a Philippine porn star with six gallons of mixed jizz swirling around in her belly, seven gallons in her cooch, and fourteen gallons of sweet man nectar up the pooper shoot.
        But put some shit elf ears on her and she lights up the room!

        And she’s light years ahead of her potential co-host.

        Back the cuckstarter now!

        Amazing!

    • Toady permalink
      June 19, 2019 7:35 pm

      That’s quite the possibility with Satine.

  190. The Inspector from Dial M for Murder permalink
    June 19, 2019 7:10 pm

    Like a bowl of rotting fruit YOU, not someone else, YOU YDIS perverts and homosexuals are giving sexy boys a bad name. Here at YDIS, you don’t represent all homosexual MEN, Lefty perverts embrace ‘Gay’ while you lot embrace ‘Rancid’.

    The curfuffle between ‘Gay’ and ‘Rancid’ homosexuals is little edifying.

    What I say to Rancid Homosexuals is that when your leader – Captain Kirks Little Dick – kills himself through voluntary passive rape, don’t mourn, just imagine you are no longer a YDIS queer club member. Then, I will not have to send out subordinates to arrest your lot, for public vulgarity, degeneracy, child grooming or priestliness.

    I am the Inspector with an Englishman’s moustache. With my moustache I arrest you.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      June 19, 2019 7:35 pm

      I’m not the leader or even a real captain. I’m just happy to be on the team.

      But this is a weird time to finally out yourself, you pre-suicidal fudge packing fairy!

      • The Inspector from Dial M for Murde permalink
        June 19, 2019 7:51 pm

        My advice to you is go for wider butts. Women have fine broad buttocks. Don’t fixate on the child’s or boys butts. That way you won’t have to kill yourself before my subordinate detectives find you and dump you into a sewage pipe.

        I expect people will want general sexual advice so i am setting up a Patreon for Hitchcock and I to make money while screwing platinum blondes (cos young blondes love it) of course i have to specify on this YDIS site that I mean FEMALE “platinum blondes”. Yawn.

    • BACLF permalink
      June 20, 2019 3:03 am

      Poor Kent, he tries so hard to be an edgelord, but all he really wants is a friend to discuss his wee movies with.

  191. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 20, 2019 12:58 pm

    She began filming Dungeons and Dragons games in 2009 which led to the inception of”

    Looks like Saltine Penix has stopped name checking I Hit it with my Jizz, further distancing herself from Zak Trash. Smart. As in “hey Zak, it must smart that your former defender has turned her back on you and has surpassed your dubious “fame.”

    • Satine's Wrecked Pussy and A-Hole permalink
      June 20, 2019 6:47 pm

      Stefan PorkHorny? Does he think he’s going to be travelling the world and tappin’ dat Philippino ass every night or something on the Kickstarter dime?

  192. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    June 20, 2019 8:45 pm

    Just let know when Mandy’s GoFundMe for her legal expenses to defend herself against her rapist Zak Smith goes live so I can make a generous donation.

  193. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    June 21, 2019 2:25 pm

    THEDYINGSUNJune 21, 2019 at 8:09 AM
    “As for my reputation: I don’t see why not. There’s no plausible way this scenario can end without lots of people admitting I did nothing wrong.

    Many people have never been accused of wrongdoing, very few have it proven repeatedly via legal inquiry–I will come out looking far more innocent than most people start out.”

    Consider the situation – male former sex worker with steady income is accused of abuse by former partner, also a former sex worker with chronic illness and no personal funds to draw on. Large numbers of people come to her support, other victims/accusers come forward, and previous potential bad behaviour is evaluated in light of this new information. In response, man sues the chronically ill woman in an attempt to silence her, using laws that are notorious for being used in such a way, then threatens to additionally sue anyone who states they believe her.

    You can understand how for most people these actions will not elicit sympathy for the man’s situation or person, yes?
    Could you perhaps explain why you believe that suing those accusing you of abuse into silence will convince those who believe you are an abuser you are innocent?
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    Zak SabbathJune 21, 2019 at 8:20 AM
    I didn’t say “convince”, I said “prove”.

    Evolution is real and Donald Trump lies all the time, those things are facts–it doesn’t mean you are going to convince every American to believe it.

    I can only address the fact-based community–everyone else is-, and has always been-, far beyond my area of concern.

    Lots of people in the gamer world want to believe fairy tales–it’s up to the better, smarter people to either ignore them or create consequences for them.

    THEDYINGSUNJune 21, 2019 at 11:11 AM
    I see, while I thank you for that perspective, you haven’t really answered my question.

    I have some others though so that’s fine.

    Do you expect OSR and other RPG content creators to take this court case as proof that Mandy was lying and to begin working with you again? Or are they beyond your area of concern?

    Do you think that Canadian defamation laws are a quality method for establishing facts and proof?

    Zak SabbathJune 21, 2019 at 11:29 AM
    1. Please say how I haven’t answered your question–asking it again in a different way may make it easier to understand whatever part you think I missed. I won’t publish or answer any further comments from you unless you do this because there’s no benefit in half-conversations or letting people talk past each other.

    2. “Do I expect OSR creators…etc?”

    I don’t expect much either way.

    3. “Do you think that Canadian defamation laws are a quality method for establishing facts and proof?”

    I don’t know, but I think any remotely rigorous investigation is going to be more revealing than what we’ve had so far, which is:

    One side talks, the other side is ignored and pushed out of the conversation because of conspiracy theories.

    In any court, at the bare minimum, both sides will have to answer questions.

    There are lots of ways the truth can eventually come out, but they have to start with something other than “We all just sit here pretending the issue is settled.”

    If you’ve got a better idea than legal action, let me know.

    Reply

    THEDYINGSUNJune 21, 2019 at 11:55 AM
    I asked if you understood that your actions were unlikely to make people sympathetic to you and what you expect to happen in the result of you being successful in sueing.

    My suggestion is that if you do not expect OSR or RPG creators and artists to start working with you regardles of the result, what is the purpose of thie suit? It seems to be the harm being done by a suing a chronically ill woman with few funds is too great. An extensive court case in a country where
    defamation laws are reportedly extremely biased to the plaintiff, especially in cases where womren are sued by their male abusers
    Canadian defamation courts seem like a pretty shit way of establishing truth. And the suit is likely to be extremely harmful to Mandy

    All this looks like just more harm you’re trying to do to Mandy.
    Who do you expect to prove your innocence to with this?

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    Zak SabbathJune 21, 2019 at 12:05 PM
    1. Ok, to clarify– I don’t care about their sympathies and I don’t know if it will make those people more or less sympathetic. My goal is not to gain the sympathy of people of people who are unconcerned with facts.

    2. The purpose of the suit is to clarify the facts and establish as much of the truth as possible for people who care about facts and truth, and to begin the process of fixing the damage Mandy and co’s harassment campaign has done.

    3. If you think this legal action is harmful, for a second time: if you can think of a less disruptive way of establishing the truth: _say what that is_ . As I said at the top of this blog entry, I spent months exploring other options. So: what is your better option?

    This is not a rhetorical question. If you don’t answer I won’t publish or answer any further comments from you.

    4. Who will it prove my innocence to? All good people who are paying attention.

    Zak SabbathJune 21, 2019 at 12:21 PM
    Your response was erased.

    As I said:

    “If you don’t answer I won’t publish or answer any further comments from you.”

    Zak SabbathJune 21, 2019 at 12:43 PM
    Again, your response was erased.

    As I said:

    “If you don’t answer I won’t publish or answer any further comments from you.”

  194. Reason permalink
    June 21, 2019 5:46 pm

    Do Americans really feel that every other countries legal system must somehow be inferior to their own? Like yeah proven… “in Canada dur hur”
    From the outside looking in, that’s a weird flip.

    I think at this point, Zak is persona non grata to many in the rpg community. If he “wins” his suit, he’ll give some kind of grounds for at least the likes of Raggi etc to begin working with him again, certainly the Pundit crowd – most of whom probably don’t even need convincing.

    If he could re-start his RPG work to a steady trickle & clear his wiki page, surely Dyingsun would see that’s a huge win for him. Dyingsun is either really poor at trying to back him into a corner of screaming “The OSR is NOTHING to me, you NEED me scrawling on these walls!” or deliberately throwing softballs…

    • Marvin permalink
      June 21, 2019 10:28 pm

      Canada’s libel and defamation laws are known to be a joke. Just like Canada in general.

      • Dani Jang Demon Shitty Superbacker and Attorney who called whores just like Mandy's rapist asked him too permalink
        June 23, 2019 10:14 am

        Herro mentally retarded person! You need rawyer?

      • Anonymous permalink
        June 24, 2019 8:03 am

        Thank god for Dani Jang.

  195. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 21, 2019 7:31 pm

    This would be a good time for Mandy to suddenly “get worse.” A sudden reduction in cognitive ability, and the ability to speak, might work wonders in her defense. If she can’t vocally retract her statements, then we might have a stalemate.

    If that doesn’t tie-in to her current health issues, the complications of a mild stroke might do. Anyway, there’s a few ways she can fight back without spending a dime.

    As for Raggi, he just may be a smart enough businessman at this point to know that whatever the outcome, a re-association with Zak may just bite him on the fat ass.

  196. Dani Jang F.K.A. Daniel Jangston, esq. permalink
    June 22, 2019 10:59 pm

    Barbarians of the Ruined Earth sounds dope.

  197. Aaron Gero, DF Enthusiast and Research Specialist permalink
    June 23, 2019 6:34 am

    Ok I give up. Who sings the song Dwarven Forge at the end of the kickstarter video. Is it Satein Phonx?

  198. Unblown Dragonsfoot Manchild permalink
    June 23, 2019 11:43 am

    Just wondering, by comparison, which of these two movies were more representing the life of the person and their stories?

    I have to admit, in Rocket Man, tears came to my eyes. The way he was treated by his parents and his manager/lover.. None came with Bohemian Rhapsody…

    Which did you prefer?

  199. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    June 24, 2019 12:48 pm

    Zak SabbathJune 23, 2019 at 8:19 AM
    As for the general point of legal action — look at the shape of the gamer harassment campaign that the accusations launched:

    In the days that followed Mandy’s accusations, it was as if every gamer online was in a contest to see who could dismiss any objection in the most stylish way, each playing to their own audiences.

    You point out any of the gaping problems in the story (Mandy initiated sex every time we had it, for instance), you get:

    4chan people responding with absurdist memes playing to their 4chan friends, Indie gamers responding with “Ugh gross, why would I want to hear from you???” for =hugs, you’re so brave!= from their indie gamer friends, Something Awful trolls quote-tweeting and going “lol this guy expects us to care” playing to their Something Awful friends, OSR people launching pyrotechnic displays of disgust at having to read at all as if you’re lecturing them about a rules nitpick, fake activists responding with ALL CAPS SCREAMING ABOUT how you have no compassion, forum bosses responding with immediate bans so all the members could pat each other on the back about how *they* hadn’t been banned yet, minor game designers trying to spin any response as a publicity stunt, etc.

    In a court–any court, Canada, US, UK, New Zealand, whatever–you can’t do that. You have to actually answer the question. You have to at least pretend you care about the crime you’re pretending happened.

    If you wonder why someone would resort to that: look around. If gamers knew how to respond to questions about guilt and innocence and evil in the world and human lives being ruined with something other than all caps crying or lol! memes! and then translating those responses into justifications to harass the supposed villain then maybe there’d be no need to resort to any other venue or authority.

    But that’s not how this works: even as you read this answer, there’s likely someone trying to figure out how to spin a person accused asking for the unbelievably serious and real accusations about them to be *actually seriously and really investigated* being spun as some childish cry for attention. So we’re going to court.

    Alex ChalkJune 24, 2019 at 8:42 AM
    I’ve taken some time to review your evidence and Mandy’s evidence. Here’s the thing: at the end of the day, these are a lot of people I don’t know, whose wider stakes in the issue I can’t know without doubt, speaking on a relationship that by all indications is far too messy and complex for me to understand. In any case there is nothing incontrovertible, or which eliminates all but the remotest possibility of doubt outside the legal context. (Word under oath is still word, after all, and we’ve all seen our fair share of lies under oath in the last few years.) Here I am holding you to the same standard of proof to which Mandy will be held in court. That is: while she will be asked to prove that her representations of you are strictly factual – to provide incontrovertible evidence that the things she claimed actually happens, which without having planted secret cameras in your home approaches impossibility – whereas all you have to do is demonstrate that she made claims about things where there is room for doubt.

    So, a ruling in your favour doesn’t actually prove you didn’t do the things she claims you did – it merely shows that Mandy was not able to meet an exacting legal definition of proof. The gist of my question earlier was: why should I or anyone take such a ruling as proof positive that you are not the person she says you are, when all it does is indicate a profound ambiguity through the lens of a legal framework which, I repeat, has been heavily criticized as antiquated and biased in favour of the plaintiff? How, in other words, does suing her constitute grounds for trusting you, even if you win?

    Zak SabbathJune 24, 2019 at 11:56 AM
    Answer and a question:

    1. You do not have to regard that as proof positive. You can instead choose to investigate further.

    2. There is a third option: Admit you don’t know and don’t care enough to investigate.

    If “at the end of the day, these are a lot of people I don’t know, whose wider stakes in the issue I can’t know without doubt, speaking on a relationship that by all indications is far too messy and complex for me to understand.”

    Then why in god’s fucking holy name are you commenting on this at all?

    You’ve repeatedly attacked me since this began, despite just admitting you have no idea what’s going on.

    Saying “I don’t know so I’ll shut up” is an acceptable and honorable position–even for nerds. Why not take that position ?

    • Hehaw permalink
      June 24, 2019 2:50 pm

      Even when someone is talking sincerely and rationally to this fuckhead, he still lashes out at them. Zakhole is truly one of the most entertaining cunts I’ve ever witness from afar. I love it!

      • BACLF permalink
        June 24, 2019 5:15 pm

        I like how he equates ‘ugh, he’s disgusting, let’s never talk of him again’ to harassment.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
        June 25, 2019 3:43 am

        But…. he’s been banned from internet communities he claims to hold in disdain and not care about! That is targeted harassment and if they don’t let him back in he’ll sue because he’s already established Mandy was lying with his carefully crafted document that everyone saw as the bullshit he always does so let him back on Reddit so he can argue with the people he looks down on! Never have I seen someone whose life revolves COMPLETELY around elf games 110% that pretends otherwise because he’s too cool for D&D nerds while clawing his fingers bloody trying to get back in. At least Jamal has the decency to just try to sneak back in through the back door without apologizing rather than demanding a grand reentrance and full forgiveness. Fuck, Jamal did nothing compared to Zpastic. Fucking Zpastic proved he’s a bigger loser nerd than any neckbeard out there he claims to hold in disdain. And yes, I’d swear under perjury and threat of time in the stocks that Zpastic is a fucking nerd loser who is never going to be allowed in gaming circles again no matter what he does to further harm people.
        Zpastic STILL hasn’t washed the dishes in his apartment or folded the laundry. His latest Patreon payday hits next week so at least he can afford two days worth of crank so he can keep googling himself. Although he’s no doubt even more upset that other than commentary here the internet has moved on and pushed his sorry carcass in a ditch to be forgotten.

  200. Cuntessa's New Twitter Profile Pic permalink
    June 25, 2019 3:39 am

    Nuff said.

  201. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    June 25, 2019 10:52 am

    TheDiceMustRollJune 24, 2019 at 12:42 PM
    Question:
    Scenario: You lose the suit. Judge looks over the case, says, “Nah, she’s not lying.” Are you going to accept said ruling? Will you go “Welp, I’m a rapist and an abuser.” and turn yourself in to the authorities? Serious question.
    Reply
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    Zak SabbathJune 24, 2019 at 12:49 PM
    Of course I won’t. The judge will have made a mistake and there are legal remedies for that.

    It’s possible that this question is intended to lead to the follow-up question “Well if you won’t accept the ruling as proof of the facts, why should we?”

    That question is based on a false premise: I don’t expect y’all (you, Cavegirl, Alex Chalk etc) to accept anything. From previous questions it’s obvious you are all obviously deep into confirmation bias and backfire effect.

    I expect the Canadian legal system and good people to be swayed by facts, not y’all. If the Canadian legal system says Mandy’s telling the truth, it will be in contravention of al the facts, so–at worst–good people would be confused.

    But while miracles happen, there is no point in holding out hope for anyone who–at this stage–already has decided Mandy has told the truth. You might as well try to sway a creationist off course.

    Zak SabbathJune 24, 2019 at 1:14 PM
    Further clarification if you’re still confused:

    Unless you are an invisible ghost or omniscient god, there is an important difference between you and I in this matter that bears on our respective moral responsibilities:

    I know what happened and you don’t.

    Therefore it’s my moral responsibility to make sure the truth is known, and it’s your moral responsibility to either take steps to find out the truth or be silent.

    So what we need to do regarding court decisions is different:

    I need to make sure I do my best to make sure they reflect the truth

    You need to either decide you don’t care and shut up or decide you do and ask if they accord with the facts you do have and whether or not (therefore) more investigation is necessary.

    • Hehaw permalink
      June 25, 2019 11:03 am

      Where’s Fuckboy positing this? I don’t see it on his blog. Pornhub prehaps?

      • Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
        June 25, 2019 4:16 pm

        Fuckface Hepatitisberg’s “announcement” page. As long as he is replying to comments its Zak gold.

        This idiot is just egotistical and deluded enough to not really be aware how fucking entertaining his swift fall and endless decline is. Not just here, but I’m sure plenty are watching for more fun-nuggets to fall out of his punchable bitch-mouth.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      June 25, 2019 5:21 pm

      It’s very clear Mandy’s rapist has gone completely off the deep end. Yet still Mandy’s rapist aka Zak Smith aka Zak Sabbath manages to completely avoid any mention of THE OTHER TWO WOMEN who accused him of the same. Still trying to spin the narrative even though he can no longer edit the Wikipedia vanity page he created for himself.

      Not sad but pathetic yet still comedy gold!

      • Hehaw permalink
        June 25, 2019 8:11 pm

        I’m glade he keeps talking, cause there’s nothing better then to see some major asshole destroy themselves by their own doing. Keep up he good work Fuckboy! Cause we’re all waiting to see you fall hard.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
        June 26, 2019 5:37 am

        Even if he’s found guilty in a court of law Zpastic is saying he knows better than the court? If he won’t accept the ruling against him and admits such why should anyone accept a ruling in his favor? At least this maybe shows to the one remaining sycophant he has what a navel gazing loser half hair head is. It’s just funny to read his raving madness before he completely falls into obscurity. Outside of this place laughing at him in his dirty underwear amidst piles of unwashed dishes having nowhere for himself to make the same arguments every couple hours, he gone. Vanished and less relevant than Jamal. Bruce Galloway is light years more important than Zpastic ever was or will be.

  202. Eric Tenkar, Sgt. NYPD, retired permalink
    June 26, 2019 10:09 am

    I’ve been using Amazon Affiliate Links to supplement The Tavern’s modest income for a number of years. As such, Amazon recently invited me to apply for their “Influencer” Program. Although I have a decent Facebook following, it pales in comparison to the number of viewers the YouTubers and such bring in. Still. the promised a “manual review” and it appears that’ what I got. And then I got approved.

    Yep. I guess I have “influence.” 😉

    That’s right you C@nts –looking at you, and retching, Stacy Dellorfano — “influence”.

  203. Zak's Sleepless Nights permalink
    June 26, 2019 2:54 pm

    https://officialzsannouncements.blogspot.com/2019/06/another-witness-another-statement.html

    Personal assistant? Expensive LA lofts? Zak can’t go out without Mandy’s permission?

    If any of this is true, it proves two things: Zak does indeed get daddy money, and he was totally a whipped pussy.

    • 42 year old mohawk permalink
      June 26, 2019 7:38 pm

      Suprises! Suprises! Another half-wit,moody, art bitch defending the Jizzinator once again. Really, your going to devote ten years of your life to some half scalp, fuckface covers with a bunch of shitty tattooed and draws squiggly lines all day? I’d bet a handful of G.p.’s , ol’ Zakkapedia was snorkeling into her muffin just like all these other cracked eggs he seems to hook his mind tentacles into. Only thing is, any half decent attorney well realize that and when they they go on the stand they’ll be a quivering, sobbing , messes, when they reveal how Zak got his fuck on with them, with or without Mandy’s permission.

      • This Article Has Multiple Issues permalink
        June 27, 2019 7:13 am

        This article may be written from a fan’s point of view, rather than a neutral point of view.
        This article describes a work or element of fiction in a primarily in-universe style.
        This article may be confusing or unclear to readers.
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    • I'm Pissing Caltrops permalink
      June 27, 2019 10:49 am

      So, the PA, Elana Hill, is the daughter of a very, very wealthy businessman named William Hill who has won/lost more money than most in developing, fucking up, and then selling vineyards in Napa. She’s clearly a brat who probably PA’d for shithead for no money at all because she didn’t have to worry about money. Daddy is loaded. She worked for him because she was a fan. Although now she apparently manages a tasting room, which is the shittiest job in the wine industry.

      “Elana Hill
      Winegrower / Tasting Room Manager

      Elana Hill, a professional artist and winegrower, is the daughter of Bill (William) Hill and a Napa native. After completing high school in Napa, Elana moved to Santa Cruz, San Francisco and eventually to Southern California for ten years where she completed her BA at UC Irvine and MFA at Claremont Graduate University.

      After graduate school Elana lived in Los Angeles where she had a career as a professional artist and teacher for years before moving back to Napa in May of 2015.

      Elana has a long history on the property and spends most of her time on Brokenrock Vineyard, where she grew up, managing the property with her father Bill.”

      What’s interesting about all these women he’s instructed to defend him is that they try to explain that they were there for everything. Apparently he and Mandy had a whole cast of constant companions where were packed into a shithole appartment in downtown LA. Yet it never occurs to any of them that there may have well been moments when they weren’t around and shithead was a completely abusive shithead.

      None of these women are part of RPGs either. They have no fucking clue as to his long history of being a piece of shit in all these communities. It’s interesting that he uses these women who aren’t part of the scene to defend him so he can get back into the scene? While everyone else (except for Faggi maybe) who knows him from RPGs has shunned him and confirmed that he’s a piece of shit.

  204. Let me tell you about my character permalink
    June 26, 2019 7:41 pm

    Ernie is the true porn star of D&D.

    • 42 year old mohawk permalink
      June 26, 2019 8:00 pm

      Was she in the fuckfilm business too?

    • Franky Panky permalink
      June 29, 2019 12:03 pm

      There was that time I was visiting Gary in LA when Ernie introduced me to a rather squat, portly and swarthy gentleman named Ron Jeremy. I had no idea who he was. Visually, he reminded me of the description of Gutboy Barrelhouse that Gary once gave me.

      Later Gary told me that Mr. Jeremy was helping Ernie find some work as a background actor in films. I suppose that if you look carefully at some of Mr. Jeremy’s Oeuvre, you might see Ernie in an orgy scene or two.

  205. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 27, 2019 7:31 pm

    Yeah, this bitch seems like a total ringer, more so than the other skanks. Somebody who either fell into or was trying to get into Zak’s “inner ring” of dirtbags. Self esteem issues is how this shit happens. That’s how Svengali’s get in.

    Mandy could have reason to want to destroy Zak, relationship issues happen and people can get real mean. But its hard not to believe the Mandy supporter gals that came along to affirm for her. Fucked by Zak or not, they seemed to be more couch surfers than in a relationship with him. They seemed sincere.

    I really hope there is more that comes up on Mandy’s side. Another anti-Zak confirmation, Mandy family member stepping up. Something. He still won’t get a seat back at the table in “RPG land” but it sucks when manipulators get any kind of win.

    • Inquiring Minds Want To Know permalink
      June 28, 2019 2:40 pm

      Did we get a picture of Mandy’s dad holding an “I’m Mandy’s dad” sign with a date and affadavit that he really wrote that shit in support of the Attack?

    • Lionel The Hutt, Attorney At Jawa permalink
      June 28, 2019 4:15 pm

      Cut through the parts of her story that don’t really hang together and the signed declaration has weasel boilerplate I’ve never seen: “I could and would testify” to all these facts “except for those facts that I have stated under information and belief and those that I believe to be true.”

      The real boilerplate is: “I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct, except as to those matters stated under information and belief which I believe to be true and correct.”

      Somebody garbled a cut and paste. Looking at the previous declarations (unwitnessed, not notarized) they all have the same weird glitch. She could testify unless she can’t. I am not a Canadian but the fuckup on the documents renders the statement meaningless.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        June 28, 2019 6:57 pm

        It is pretty much telling that Zak’s aka Mandy’s rapist’s “evidence” is not being discussed anywhere except at YDIS.

        Still waiting for Mandy’s rapist aka Zak Sabbath aka Zak Smith to address the accusations of TWO OTHER WOMEN who have corroborated Mandy’s story.

      • Hollywood Shitbox Ghost permalink
        June 28, 2019 8:20 pm

        Plus the fact that Fuckface personally states Hill stop working for him in 2013; which SIX YEAR gap between then and now. Her babble about Zak never leaving unless Mandy approved is utter horseshit. He went off to Gencon with those two skanks Stokely and Stoya on his “ Zak Saves Dee n’ Dee “ tour while Mandy was bedridden and hungry. Ain’t that a real class act to do do the person you say you love more then anyone else in the world.

        Also, I gave a good hunch he had better behavior with Hill. After all, a rich kid like Hill is very important to opportunistic parasites like Zakmania as they’re constantly trying to figure out way of ass-kissing the wealthy or anyone of importance in the hopes some opportunities will transpire from it.
        With Mandy, it was getting his fuck on which is why he screwed her the first time they ever met, and once she got sick, things shifted, to where it was less about fucking her and more about getting that caretaker check, and he would just go get his fuck-on with one of those skanks who could put out for him.

  206. Anonymous permalink
    June 29, 2019 8:07 am

    That is pretty solid analysis.

  207. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 29, 2019 10:23 am

    I believe Mandy could have been shit to Fucko here and there. It has all the makings of a toxic relationship. I gather Zaks and Mands fancied themselves a Sid and Nancy type relationship. Smiles and cuddles and theatrical sneers for the public and Vice articles, and bickering Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf trash-people egos behind the scenes.

    And how annoying is Zak saying “ya’ll” constantly? I wondered how a Noo Yawk guy living in LA would pick that up. Then I remember years ago dumbshit praising The Wire and how you can make a D&D game out of it (you can’t; it’d be easier to make a campaign that resembled Breaking Bad). I’ve been catching up on it lately, and the “Ya’lls” are ever present.

    Zak, I know you think its hip and makes you a “bro,” but you sound like a moron constantly saying it. Just trying to help ya’ll out, buddy!

  208. June 29, 2019 6:07 pm

    Hey ya’ll, in case ya’ll are wondering where I got the idea for the girls with signs thing, I got the idea from bukkake porn. Sometimes after the gal gets all the loads in her greasy face, they’d have her hold up a blank sign so later they can use the pic on the DVD cover, the producers adding “I’m a cum soaked whore bitch” or whatever on it with photoshop.

    Smart, right? I coulda put anything on there. Like Charlotte’s coulda said “my dad saw this video and killed himself,” or Kimberly Kane’s could say “I fuck fat truckers for a living and they always smell.” Scary smart, right? Really, at this point I’d rather put words in their mouth than my cock.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN AND MANDY's RAPIST ZAK S permalink
      June 30, 2019 2:12 pm

      As long as you have their passwords you are good to go, bro!

      P.S. You are too much of a narcissist to kill yourself Zak so I hope you die of AIDS!

  209. Trumpet That permalink
    June 30, 2019 5:32 pm

    This place has become a free women’s magazine with all the latest tell-tattle.

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  210. Unblown Dragonsfoot Manchild permalink
    June 30, 2019 5:33 pm

    I’m looking to purchase loose dice. I know we talked about this a few years ago, but I couldn’t find the discussion. I search for ‘buy dice’ and ‘purchase dice’.

    Looking for d4s, d8s, and d100s.

    I bought a few from Gamemaster’s dice, but other than an auto email saying my purchase had been received and they would let me knowe when it shipped, nothing. Its been 24 hours. http://www.gmdice.com

    Anyway, I’m looking for plain color, or transparent color, dice.

    I prefer to not buy from ebay. Nor have to use paypal.

    What company do you suggest ? I prefer one with a web site. Hopefully, less than a dollar per die.

    Thanks.

    -DJ

  211. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    July 2, 2019 11:52 am

    Anybody know the 4chan locations were Zako is apparently being tore up on?

    • BACLF permalink
      July 2, 2019 10:42 pm

      Not sure, but my guess would be /tg/. No other ‘community’ would bother with such a small fry.

  212. Zak le Langouste permalink
    July 3, 2019 10:03 pm

    The ENNIES. Bros, I’m not nominated for anything this year. That lying crippled bitch Mandolyn got me banned. Do something about it for me. Post on ENWorld; post on Reddit; get me unbanned. Dani Jang cannot possibly handle all of this. He’s an idiot. Loyal, and useful, but still an idiot.

    Ask yourself something. Is Zak:

    a) a nightmarishly devious Machiavel who manipulates legal technicalities and the hearts of men who will win the case not because he’s telling the truth but because he’s somehow tricked literally everyone who was ever close to Mandy including her family into believing him

    or

    b) a staggering buffoon who has no lawyers or never listens to them even if he does and will therefore lose in court.

    I do excel at these binary questions. The actual answer is c) None of the above.

  213. Reason permalink
    July 4, 2019 3:26 am

    I vote b)

    But will be delighted to find there is room beyond the typical Zak false bi/trinary logic fail and that he is a staggering buffoon who HAS paid for lawyers but lacks the wisdom & restraint to get full value from their advice & STILL loses in court. Canadian court.

    Or who “wins”. But good luck get any $$$ out of Mandy. And he might be able to add a footnote to his wiki vanity page but a quick google will reveal him as a poisonous douchebag. And any collaborator looking at his “helpful” engagement with the backers there will run a freaking mile.

    The win will provide him the wriggle room to flail about in the OSR drowning slowly for longer. When really he should cut his losses & move back to art (if people are buying it). But I suspect he stays because he can bully/argue osr rubes or c-grade pornstars who have never studied debate, logic or philosophy & fall for his middle school level debate strategies. In the art world, people HAVE studied those things & he’s forced to engage more often as an equal, or junior, intellect & he won’t like that.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      July 4, 2019 10:31 am

      Yep. More often than not D&D folk, at least the old school sort, tend to be schlubby followers and hero worshippers. They may study select bits of history and siege tactics or whateverthafuck, but if called upon to argue anything more abstract they become children, easily one-upped.

      Fucko Zako thrives in that environment. He can wow the rubes with basic, simplistic analogies “if someone tells you the moon is made of green cheese and you don’t immediately disbelieve then you should regret not obtaining a signed and notarized affidavit and blah blah blah blabbity blah.”

      Only here are people discussing this (it should be followed somewhere), and only Raggi cares. While the fugly wife is out getting more baked goods Rags sits in front of the ‘puter slapping his soft pud while watching Zak dribble weak money shots on Mandy’s tits and awaiting his l’il buddies triumphant return to RPG land.

    • Actual Attorney permalink
      July 5, 2019 9:07 pm

      Or his “win” will be like OJ Simpson’s and not change anyone’s opinion one iota. A civil case in Canada means jack shit on top of that. If he really thought he has evidence on his side, he’d have filed in Los Angeles County, but he wouldn’t because it’s much more rigorous. Also note: filing a C&S means jack shit. Has he served her? Is there a court date? If not, it means zilch.

      • July 6, 2019 11:26 am

        “Has he served her? Is there a court date? If not, it means zilch.”

        questions go to zaksmith at hawtmail dot com, ya’ll.

    • Zak’s bleeding prostrate permalink
      July 6, 2019 7:24 pm

      Well, that case, I’ll take door number B,with a side of A, because you are in your own words, ‘a buffoon’. And it’ll be real obvious to everyone the first day you show up in court with your greasy mohawk and joker suit.

      Your a turd Zak. That is, an unflushed one that won’t go away no  matter how many times you pull the handle, not unlike the many you pinched yourself, floating in the toilet in that shitbox Hollywood apartment that to this day still  stinks with your 10 cent paint brushes and  sweaty ballsack. That’s why you never got the deposit back from the landlady, fuckboy!

  214. Lamentations of Gary Gygax’s Ghost permalink
    July 5, 2019 8:56 pm

    According to everyone’s favorite Finland Sweat Flopper Zpastic’s stuff is selling better than EVAR! But sum product! That hash doesn’t buy itself! Raggy the Last of Klan Hutt slides into obscurity right behind the Zakattack. Hope Finland has a good government funded retirement program for stoned losers.

    • July 6, 2019 9:17 am

      This is mostly accurate. We just opened the final carton of RPL and the Vornheim reprint is also down to about 100 copies. Convention season has been good on those and just between us I think some speculators are doing a little hoarding. We also moved almost 10 copies of the core LOTFP Rules & Magic book since my last update so the game is still attracting rabid fans at a lightning rate. However FBM is just sitting htere waiting to take off. I still have 1250 out of the original 2000 print run so ther eis still plenty for everyone to make an investment in collectible values going much higher once it sells out.

  215. Dani Jang Demon Shitty Superbacker Attorney who call whores when Zak asked but all the whores sound just like Zak using falsetto voice which is really strange when you think about it but then again that wasn't a choice in his false dichotomy permalink
    July 6, 2019 10:58 am

    Herro Fellow Attorney! You need another rawyer for your white shoe practice? I come in as full partner and Demon Shitty Superbacker who call whores!

  216. July 8, 2019 6:05 pm

    I’m suing him next, ya’ll.

    • Cox Zucker permalink
      July 8, 2019 7:03 pm

      See you at Gen Con, Zakster!

    • Dani Jang Demon Shitty Superbacker and Attorney to all the big RPG Bad Players who also call whores permalink
      July 9, 2019 8:16 am

      Herro stupid self-doxxing your RPG sucky shit man Dave Guyll also probably retarded Marvin!

      You need rawyer?

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      July 9, 2019 7:45 pm

      I have an actual playtest credit myself. My head is all the way up the OSR’s ass.

  217. Frog Gode permalink
    July 9, 2019 3:15 am

    Inasmuch as I can feel something these days, I am grateful towards anyone who catches the ball Her Majesty YDIS so disappointingly dropped, even if if one does it with sweaty hands. So thank you Dave.

  218. Anonymous permalink
    July 9, 2019 12:40 pm

    Can you represent BOTH Zak and Dave Guyll, Dani Jang, Demon Shitty Superbacker and Attorney to al the big RPG Bad Players, who also calls whores? Conflict of interest if Zak sues him, pernaps?

    • Dani Jang Demon Shitty Superbacker and Attorney to all the big RPG Bad Players who also call whores permalink
      July 9, 2019 7:41 pm

      Me no Zak S rawyer no more. He find alt right MRA rawyer from bottom tier law school named after Bob Jones Evangelical who I think make fortune selling sausages to take his case pro boner.

      • Joker suit faggot permalink
        July 9, 2019 9:00 pm

        Well, well, well. Looks to me Fuckface might be giving in a bit, as he hasn’t posted since June or taken down any of those porn links. I’m sure these five months since the ban has taken a real toll as he certainly isn’t making the same scratch, without that careperson check or Raggi royalty checks. And now with he rep even more in the shitter, it might be hurting him selling that over inked napkin shit he’s been peddling for years.

        Line those doodles against the wall Zak before you blow your brains out. I guarantee you corpse will make a fortune!!

  219. Unblown Dragonsfoot Manchild permalink
    July 9, 2019 9:48 pm

    As the thread title indicates, most battle mats i’ve bought, have a little thin plastic sleeve to hold them in. They do good, TILL They rip.

    So what do YOU use, if/when that occurs, to carry your precious mat with you in?? Do you go cheep, and get one of those postal mailing tubes? Go high tech with an artists tube or one of those hard case map carry tubes??

    Do you not even bother?

    – Garhkal

    • Unblown Dragonsfoot Manchild permalink
      July 12, 2019 6:32 pm

      Where to buy dice; how to carry a battle mat. Are these idiots for real?

      • Franky Panky permalink
        July 12, 2019 10:12 pm

        The village of Dragonsfoot is indeed full of idiots. I, a Prince, once tried to elevate them out of the soot and manure in which they squatted. They banished Me, so that they might continue to wallow in their own crapulence. I’d wish a pox upon the lot of them, but I’m certain that they all have far worse conditions already.

        Somewhere on that forum is a thread asking about the proper use of toilet paper. None of replies were correct. I think Blooey may have started that thread.

      • bloodymage permalink
        July 14, 2019 2:36 pm

        Eat, pee, crap, rinse, clean, repeat. I can’t get clean for all of five minutes. 😦

        I can’t help the way I am. It’s a sad, sad life I lead.

        And somebody please get my printer workin’. 😡

  220. Zak le Langouste