Should we tell Rob Kuntz his logo looks like a giant hairy ballsack?
June 12, 2013
Sir Roballar’s shame.
Or do we just let homie fly dat freak flag?
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Esss mah Deeee!
Sir Roballar’s shame.
Or do we just let homie fly dat freak flag?
Your Dungeon Is Suck. 
Uni-Test’i’cular, Death Knight of Gray Hawke, would approve.
Damn. I ain’t seen blue balls like that since I got a lapdance at Slappy’s and that fanny shaker wouldn’t go home with me after I spent $550 on her in the VIP lounge!
Fuck!
At least there’s that new module in the works where you can vent your frustration by cockblade murdering her to death. Oh wait, the characters are supposed to be INVESTIGATING the crime. Maybe there’s some psychonauts in the module the will turn the PC’s into the Ripper villain. I mean, the old Ravenloft module Night of the Walking Dead would have kicked so much more ass if the murder was cockblade murdering villagers to death instead of leaving licorice behind. XTREME!!!
That’s what your testicles look like after you pull out of blue waffle…
Looks more like a tubby belly collecting moneyshots to me. Suppose some folks might be more predisposed to seeing a nutsack but that looks like belly and man tits to me in the throws of basement dweller self-love.
Time to cleanse my palette with some images of wholesome big boobied fantasy girls in skimpy chainmail bikinis.
Oh, and Zak S Princess has been banned for 7 days at Big Purple Dildo for calling the predominantly Progressive Liberal RPGNet crowd who (like normal, socially adjusted human beings who can actually tell right from wrong) disapprove of the cockblade Conservatives:
http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?692088-Infraction-for-Zak-S-5%29-Seven-Day-Ban
Jesus, that is comedy gold. Faggs himself shows up and declares his art is not mysoginistic, after bragging about how mysoginistic it was going to be for months before it was released. YDIS chronocled his posts about the issue in a brilliant piece after the Grindblouse edition came out.
Faggs is a bald faced liar; and his hoard of unblown who feel ADULT because of rape and murder will seig heil no matter what.
Everybody has to outdo Carblowsa. The blOwSR is now officially disgusting.
It’s not the art that’s misogynistic, it’s the ideas behind the art. Completely different!!
Also, how does Zak find the time to argue with everyone who has ever played an RPG? G+ is a clusterfuck of him yelling at people in the typical Asperger spitmouth way and he’s constantly getting chucked out of RPG.net, Something Awful, Storygames, etc.
Is he active on any public G+ accounts? I don’t wanna join. I see him sometimes on Raggi’s but that’s the only one I check regularly.
I delted my account last week, but he Is fucking everywhere. I moved him out of my circles, but he is loved by the grogs and their apologists, so he shows up in many discussions. G+ is pretty much just like the forums, a lot of words that amount to nothing.
Zak is active on G+ the way a herpes outbreak is “active.”
Raggi fans are so tragic. “If I may, this looks fairly unique, and awesome. I don’t have a budget to buy it right now (busy moving to Mexico. o.o) but it looks right up my alley. Cthulhu, macabre, and awesome. I say well done, Keeper of Metal.”
Something can’t be “fairly unique.” It’s either unique or it isn’t. Raggi fans are fucking retards, of course, so this misuse of the English language surprises no one. Also not that Mexico-bound douchenozzle has no money–this is that natural state of the OSR denizen because work is anathema to the unwashed.
Every dildard (no offense) who lacks the cash to jack up the pricing on the truly “Cthulhu, macabre, and awesome” is a win, although I doubt I’d even want the crap he would describe in those terms. Maybe he meant the Raggi thing was “Cthulhu, macrame, and awesome,” which would at least signal me to steer clear yet another of those inane tentacle “tuques” (O Canada!) that no self-respecting Mexican would be caught dead in outside I don’t know, fucking Somerville.
Oh, yeah, lovely illustration on Cuntz’s blog. Lets not tell him…it will be interesting to see if his “creativity” will uncover what it really is…
Hey, Mikey “I blew $75,000 on cons and whores” Nystul is going to get sued in 30 days unless he sells his house:
Looks like he could use some of Lord Robilar’s shame.
They need to throw one of these motherfuckers in jail for a long time. Never happen, I know, but maybe a large judgement in civil court is the next best thing.
This kind of thing is one of the reasons YDIS needs to exist.
There’s a better chance we’ll see one of these Kickstarter scam artists get their skulls caved in with a baseball bat first. Can’t wait to point and laugh when that happens.
Wow… what a trainwreck. The whole kickstarter as project preorder always struck me as a bit… iffy. Some folks simply can’t handle money. Kickstarter as a way to help an artist or writer along is curious but not fraudulent, when its a preorder for product it’s actual business and should be treated as such.
Good news, if you ever wondered if that Gorgonmilk guy was a creep, we have confirmation in this interview:
‘What is the worst player you’ve ever had?
The one who has too many preconceived notions about “fairness” and “game balance” and “why the DM can’t stare at my tits”.’
Yes, the worst type of player is the woman who objects to you staring at her tits.
Not that women are breaking down the door to hang out with these OSR shitheads anyway, but…
Link for the (bi)curious: http://hackslashmaster.blogspot.com/2013/06/on-osr-new-wave-greg-gorgonmilk.html
He might have thought he was being funny by mentioning tits…. body parts are cool among the big kids
That looks like a gynecological nightmare – holy fuck, is that Freudian!
The first thing I see is a purple, diseased vaginal prolapse. The individual who drew this suffers from a bit of sexual anxiety.
The black arm/cloak/wings look like black beef curtains. Notice the serrated/tooth-like quality these monstrous labia have – the artist has some castration fears, certainly.
Using the vagina analogue, the being’s head is especially interesting. It’s a sinister clitoris, with glaring, menacing eyes – perhaps performance anxiety or inadequacy?
(note: the dark area below the crossing of the creature’s limbs correlates directly to the position of the urethra – so, without a doubt, this is a Freudian death pussy.)
Are those really stars all over the image, or is it ejaculum?
It would appear to me, the individual who drew this very repressed and is sexually stunted, at best a closet case or something far worse.
Once you see it, you can’t ‘unsee’ it. Icky.
His name is Kuntz, and he has a Subliminal Cunt for a banner image. Fucking goddamn.
The art is just what Kuntz described to the artist; He was at Garycon, opened a bathroom stall cause he had to “drop the Cosby kids at off at the pool,” and Greenwood was already in there with the door accidentally unlocked, bent over with his bum aimed up in the air towards Kuntz as he prepared to attempt a reach around to wipe up. With the roid-ridden image flash frozen into Kuntz brain, the stunned game designer decided to fight the pain of the visage by adopting it as his background art.
Sheesh guys, the simplest explanation is usually the true one.
I suppose you’re correct. Does he say ‘Hey hey hey’ when he drops them off, or merely inserts a stick and plays ‘pudding-pop’?
I don’t think Greenwood even bothers to wipe after a dump anymore, hasn’t in years. You might not be able to tell though because the catpiss smell is pretty potent and covers up unwiped butt crack smell.
Some OSR bloggers have their knickers in a twist over the thought that someone is writing novels set in the Mystra campaign setting without paying royalties to WotC, or something.
http://timbrannan.blogspot.com/2013/06/ugh-do-we-have-to-do-this-one-again-ip.html
http://www.tenkarstavern.com/2013/06/if-theres-one-thing-i-cant-stand-its.html
This coming from two people whose bread and butter comes from copy-and-pasting decades’ old gaming materials into “new” products. Hell, the entire OSR consists of people making – and selling – fan materials set in someone else’s “intellectual property”. For God’s sake, Tenkar’s own previous post is about Call of Cthulhu, a game that I’m pretty sure relies on someone else’s IP for it’s popularity.
But how dare this lady write her Mystra fanfic novels without giving some kickbacks to the company that bought the company that bought the company that owned rights to what one of its employees originally made it up! That’s not what the OSR is about! Everyone knows that your thinly-veiled, slightly-renamed D&D material should be based on The Keep on the Borderlands, or the Wilderlands, not on Mystra! Thank God the guardians of intellectual-property-integrity are here to rat her out to the goon squad before someone writes an unapproved D&D ripoff without publishing it in Fight On Magazine first. Good thing these two were on the case to help protect Hasbro from this shocking misuse of their least popular campaign setting! If they hadn’t been there, someone might have thought or cared about Mystra, once, ever.
I’m just praying Maztica is not next.
I love when these gamer fucktards with no lives get their panties in a bunch and post long-winded lawyer wannabe diatribes defending intellectual property they have no vested interest in.
kuntz drives truck for a living, town of WW……….he is a fucker
Lesbian witch trapped in a man’s body Timmy Brannan sez at Tenkar’s Turdshack:
“Thanks. NOT what I wanted to be doing today, but hey.”
Come on, Timmy. You enjoyed every minute of it you fucking loser or you wouldn’t have bothered! Pull those women’s panties you’re wearing out of your butt crack and get a life!
Just say no to fanfic.
Oh wait don’t say know I’ve got a great graphic novel idea for Irving Spiederman, The Fantastic Five, and The Uvengers.
By the way, Amazon recently announced some sort of deal to develop and publish legal fan-fiction on the Kindle while giving royalties to writers and rights-holders. So it’s probably even more unnecessary to go crying to the Hasbro legal team.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/10078503/Amazon-launches-fan-fiction-publishing-platform.html
Nobody is reading your fan-fic, nobody is reading your blog (except maybe your mom and she’s faking it, just like she did with dear old dad).
I doubt we’ll see any serious IP like Star Wars or Buffy or Firefly sign on for this. Just the IP that is glorified fan-fic anyway, like SyFy’s Lost Girl or Defiance.
I don’t know which is worse, editorial-driven bloodless genre fiction or editor-less fan-fic that at least has some passion.
Wait, i do know what is worse. Writing a bunch of hand-wringing blog posts and getting your Blowhard buddies to leave plagiarism accusations on the author’s Amazon page. Way to put some Aussie housewife in her place, kids!
Quite a thing to pull the ‘ol White Knight routine on. Hasbro will probably respond with:
Dear lesbian witch in a man’s body,
Thank you for your concern. We assure you we will take this matter up with legal once we understand what the fuck a Mystara is.
Sincerely,
the Hasbro team
I’ll second Arneson’s Spectre on this one. I don’t think anyone ever had a vested interest in Mystara. Maybe I missed the greatness but I never bought those gazetteers and I found Hollow World at a Kay-Bee toystore for a dollar and even then felt like I may have invested too much in it. Some folks may squee their collective joy juice over Mystara but it certainly was never a sourcebook I looked at more than once except maybe the old Isle of Dread module..
Ugh, that twee-ass “Princess Ark” thing was in Mystara. Hey, even its creator is stripping the serial numbers and rubbing his hands for that Kickstarter!
http://bruce-heard.blogspot.com/2013/04/OSK.html
Proving I’m a dumbass when it comes to anything D&D as I’d never heard of the “Princess Ark”. By Clangeddin’s hairy nutsac (pictured above) I must bow my head in shame at my lack of D&D trivia. I must exile myself to oblivion with nothing but N2: The Forest Oracle to run and Raggi the last as my only player.
Another Has Been, living in the past. I hope the IANAL white knights take him to task as well for not respecting the intellectual property rights of big corporations they don’t even work for.
Mr. Lam. de G. Gygax’s Ghost, hold your head high concerning your unfamiliarity about the Princess Ark. Grade C fanfic. Shitty stuff then, even shittier now that slightly less shittier fanfic is abundant.
I do not reccommend R4 as a player. I bet he’s even creepier as a player than as a “fuck you, that’s why” dm.
Princess Ark Guy cares about your Grade C fanfic fucking his CloneStarter.
He cares a lot! FREE MYSTARA!
https://plus.google.com/102615943549787205125/posts/euGNgwUGYZn
Haha JaMal is ALIVE!!! And his mind is boggling at incongruous behavior. Someone please rip into him.
Oh, man, this is going to be good. The Clone boys begging WOTC to notice copy-and-paste antics…the Oeridian Stonefist Right and a resurgent JMal united in disapproval…The Princess Ark on the horizon…lesbian witch still trapped in a “man’s” body…
Time to cast Cuntz’ Ever-Blue Ball and watch the magic happen!
Wait, what is Bruce Heard mad about exactly? That he asked permission to write Mystra fanfic and got shut down by Hasbro’s legal department, while some other author just went ahead and did it? You’d think he’d be happy to see that he wasn’t the only person on Earth interested in Mystra fanfic. Is he upset that he got scooped?
And what’s JMal mad about someone copying a map for? He was bragging that he’d just totally copied the Outdoor Survival map for the overworld of Dwimmermont.
The entire OSR consists of people copying Hasbro’s IP while changing it *just enough* to avoid legal action. For that matter, the IP they’re copying borrowed heavily from still-copyrighted fantasy novel IP. Using someone else’s ideas to make your own game is literally what D&D in general and the OSR in particular are about. So what are these guys angry about?
They’re angry that they are not making any money doing it… but others (WotC and this hack) are.
Darn it. One post and they flagged me. Circling the wagons.
Haha wish I could see JaMal purse his lips.
Half the reason I post here is because it’s the easiest way to let them know where I stand. I get a little disgusted with myself when I think of the (shortish) period that I tried to get along.
What’s the other half of the reason you post here? Attraction to kent, like the rest of us?
(Goddammit, did I just type that out loud?)
It gets me bitches.
Looks more like a cunt, but we’re splitting hairs, I guess.
Pubic hairs? 😀
I’ve been lurking for awhile on YDIS, but I’ve got to speak up about this one. I’ glad someone brought up what I was thinking about the how the fucking OSR boys are acting to some fanfic author. What if Bruce Heard had said, “fuck it!” and wrote a Mystara piece? They’d love it! They’d toss themselves that the master of Mystara, (despite the Known World being created by Tom Moldvay- who is dead. So who is getting food taken out of their mouth exactly over this fanfic?) was writing something new. Fuck WoTC, right? They’d lynch anyone who even suggested reporting Heard’s activities to WoTC.
But now that some aussie chick is writing it, then no, let loose the hounds! Brannan and Heard even ask the OSR faithful to go onto her facebook page and constantly ask questions (Brannan asks for respect while your calling the lady a fucking thief to her face). Fuck this noise!
How dare that slut steal WOTC’s IP? Good for those brave lads standing up to her on social media too. Now let’s all go play a nice, wholesome game of OSRIC or Labyrinth Lord shall we lads, now that Mystara is once again safe from ever being useful to anyone, ever.
PS: When did Jmal start showing his face again? Or has he been back getting his sack licked on google+ for a while now? We need a man on the inside on google+
JaMal Sez:”Wow… The mind boggles at such a response.”
https://plus.google.com/102615943549787205125/posts/euGNgwUGYZn
Somebody needs to reply to JaMal in that thread and say, “Yeah, it’s almost as bad as taking $50,000 from people and then disappearing without a word, leaving some other sap to take all the heat.”
That’s right JaMal you fucking pedo pumpkin scam artist! What you did was a lot worse!
That’s more or less what I *did* write in reply, but they erased my post and “disencircled” me or whatever BS they call it in Googleland. He who controls the past, controls the present, he who…. well, if you didn’t know that quote you probably wouldn’t be here.
FWIW the original reply that got Heard so bent out of shape and so befuddles JMal has been quoted endlessly: “No Bruce the work is all original, any similarities are purely coincidental. I’d never even heard of the World of Mystara before you mentioned it” is MISSING A SMILEY AT THE END. Suggesting that she was either kidding or playing coy. Of course, more fuel for the lynch squad now.
“Bastardly…..”
And in other news, WotC still doesn’t give a fuck about it.
Hey friends – anybody got game stats (1e AD&D, Labrinth Lord, OSRIC) for a cockblade they can share? How much damage to those bad boys do? Is it d8 or d12? My 10th Level Magic User has a bunch of Carcosa spells memorized and those colored babies I use for spell components aren’t going to rape murder themselves if you know what I mean!
It’s already in the PHB, listed right after Bohemian ear-spoon. Except it’s called a Nantucket ear-tickler. Don’t ask why that particular part isn’t in alphabetical order :-).
Pretty sure a cockblade is a pitiful 1-4 S/M 1-3 L but when you think about it just means rounds and rounds of cockblade murdering fun for those dysfunctional fucks that hur-hur-hur about this kind of stuff in the first place. I’d figure up the AC bonuses/penalties but that would make me more productive than Jmal has been for the last year and some change and we can’t have that!
Best guestimate on a cockblade’s weapon speed? I’m guessing you could probably slip it on and in relatively quickly. Probably a little slower than a dagger I would guess.
Less range than a Bohemian Ear Spoon but less space required to use no doubt. I’d give it a 5 weapon speed similar to a long sword as most people playing this style would no doubt also be rolling on the FATAL manhood length random chart and nudging the dice roll to give themselves an impressive endowment.
Ah, scooped on the ear-spoon. Damn.
Sorry if this is old hat, but fanfic and Mystara Enemy #1 Tracey Alley had this to say about the OSR’s posts on her Facebook page.
“There appears to be some misunderstanding that has arisen regarding my novels The Witchcraft Wars fantasy series. I have been accused, without basis or merit, of plagurism – a thoroughly reprehensible act for any writer. I have never and would never plagurise another authors’ work. I would hate to have it done to me and I would never stoop so low as to do it to others. Yes there are place names in my work that I had come across while role-playing D & D. I used those names because I liked them and as a type of homage to what I’ve always considered an exceptional game. However the use of any name, be it a person or place, DOES NOT constitute plagurism. The storyline and characters are all totally original work as is the fantasy world setting of Kaynos which I created. I have used no one’s hard work to claim as my own and I am fully prepared to stop these insidious lies legally if they do not desist immediately.
With regards to any artwork I have used either as cover art or internal illustration they are all either completely original work commisioned by myself and paid for with full credit given to the artist or are existing artwork used with full permission of the original artist. Once again I am fully prepared to take this matter to the courts and I WILL SUE YOU FOR LIBEL AND SLANDER. I want these slanderous, completely false accusations removed immediately from public view and I will be reporting this to Facebook administrators.
My final piece of advice to those who have begun this hateful and totally fabricated campaign is that perhaps you should actually read the work before making an untrue allegation of plagurism. I expect all related remarks be removed within twenty-four hours or further action will be taken.”
Tracey Alley
Narked on by those brave fellows of the OSR
This BlOwSR vs. Tracey Alley scandal of the week just got real!
Meanwhile, WotC continues to still not give a shit.
Anyhow, I bought Ms. Alley’s book today in a show of solidarity. Will do a full review later, but at first glance I can already tell it really could use some cockblades and murder rape to appeal to the unblown OSR crowd. Full review to follow.
Good for her. Pushing what is essentially forum drama into someone’s real life is inexcusable.
I also put down the two dollars for the e-book. Solidarity is nice, but 13.99 for a physical copy is a little too rich. Two dollars is probably too rich for this, but I feel charitable from all the attacks.
I think I’m sort of, kind of, near the mark in speculating the reason this lady got the attention of the OSR wrecking crew is because Bruce Heard was denied by WoTC’s IP guys to make more Princess Ark stuff. Come on Bruce! If you had just called it Princess Arc and used one of those fan-made continents they’ve got in Mystara. You’d get away with it, easy.
I take it ‘plagurism’ is the Aussie spelling of ‘plagiarism’? Because such a knowledgeable authoress as Tracey Alley would certainly not misspell something about which seems to be an expert.
“However the use of any name, be it a person or place, DOES NOT constitute plagurism.” This is wonderful news! As soon as I get financing, I’m going to produce a movie called ‘Skywalker Luke and the Star of Death’. It’s a type of homage to what I’ve always considered an exceptional film I once saw as a kid.
I’m going to take it that it’s either Aussie style or that her Tandy computer does not have spellcheck and she sounded the word out phonetically.
Somebody put this in a meme generator:
Bitches at WotC for Defending Their Intellectual Property
Defends Same WoTC IP for them from Fan-Fic Bitch
FIX’T
http://imgflip.com/i/1zq8a
Thank you, sir! I shall have to remember that site.
Anton LeGay Gingrich sez: “Well, there is that whole “Thou Shalt Not Steal” thing. I seem to remember that’s in your bible someplace…”
https://plus.google.com/102615943549787205125/posts/euGNgwUGYZn
HA HA! Oh, GOPagan, you never cease to amuse me! Was a witchy poo in her book The Witchcraft Wars being persecuted or something? Is that why you’ve jumped on this BlOwSR train wreck?
Anton takes a hard line on IP pirates because (a) they didn’t build that (b) somebody pirated his epic Castle Zagyg tribute long ago and now the fucking thing’s been in the development hole for the last two years.
http://stonefisting.dreamwidth.org/4149.html
As of this AM Mystara’s Greatest Monster says she has taken down her Amazon store on her FB page. Heard and other Paladins of Virtue still hounding her, demanding more apologies, etc etc. I wonder if these jailhouse lawyers have ever heard of “cyberbullying”? They seem to fit the definition of that better than she fits the definition of “plagiarism.” Unless every instance of describing the setting was directly copied from GAZ3 or some shit, I don’t think they’re even close. So, if she took out a map that no one needed in the first place, and did a Find/Replace scan through her manuscript, no one would have a problem? F these guys–if this chick has made even 1% of what JaM the Scam cleared I’ll eat a spell component.
My theory is that all of these guys are module writers/wannabees, and so they literally don’t think there’s anything more to a book than a map and a list of names. Character? Dialog? Plot? Those are less than nothing, and god knows they never got to the advanced class with things like foreshadowing or parallel construction.
Also, it probably didn’t help that she was a) not in the OSR ‘club’ (or a part of the “large and active Mystara fan community”) and b) a woman.
More drama:
She thought she was copying a map of Europe, not Mystara! That explains everything. Also, since Hercules is in the public domain, it’s OK to pay homage to somebody else’s map and place names by copying them almost exactly “given [her] understanding of the laws of Copyright, Trademarks and IP.”
Whew! I’m glad that’s settled!
Well, man , I’m not disagreeing, but look at how many clones of Superman there are in comics. There are literally dozens, most with changes nore more signifigsnt than hair color. I’d call what she did copying at this point, but not al out plagiarism.
I’m not saying whatever she did was kosher. If someone here had found her books and posted about it we all would have had a cheap laugh and moved on. Hounding her on her Facebook, Amazon and religious blog by people who do virtually the same thing makes it pretty distasteful. It is hypocritical, it is way out of proportion to her offenses, and it is not their place to do so. If you’re that invested send an email to Hasbro Legal and wait for them to send a C&D, if they can be bothered. Instead we have:
Sean Patrick Fannon: “I should probably stop wasting time on you, Tracey, except that you’ve offended me and mine to our very core, and you are evil.
Yes, you are Evil. Anyone who active seeks to take from others for their own gain, all the while claiming it is their right to do so, is Evil and therefore must be opposed.
In this story, Tracey, you are the would-be master thief, and I am one of the paladins out to undo your harm. Thus the battle shall continue.”
I don’t think it’s plagiarism and I’m willing to believe the ‘copying’ was unintentional. The OSR cabal (or is it a coven?) has its panties twisted as a result of her disingenuous replies. In her statement linked above, she states that if there is an IP violation, she will correct it. That should have been the first and only thing she said. Instead, she went off on a defensive tirade and supplied dweebs like me with ammunition. With social media, people really need to be more careful about flipping their shit.
A couple of quick points:
I am thoroughly convinced now that Sean Patrick Fannon is not just an Asperger Gamer Social Retard, but a For Real Reals Down Syndrome Retard.
If Tracey were an American, I’d totally buy the “I thought theMystara map was a map of Europe!” defense, because American kids are really stupid.
That Fannon quote is the stuff of legend.
Don’t forget, Fannon is the same derp de durp who thought including a free Magic Negro prestige class in the RPGNow/Drivethru RPG newsletter was a good idea.
This Fannon dude cracks me up. His comment upon the commencement of his begging session on Kickstarter for the latest setting (which is totally NOT just like every other piece of shit home campaign ever written)
“36 years of creation, writing, design, and soul-filled expression cross a major threshold yesterday.”
Give me a break, you overblown, pompous windbag.
And seriously, take off the fucking hat.
Did anybody notice that if Fannon hits his stretch goals, he’s on the hook to produce THIRTY THREE FUCKING BOOKS! I’m sure that’s gonna go well. He’s a parody of Mike Nystul.
Oh and hey! Brannan has a few choice words to say. There is some tl;dr from his Friday Winners & Losers post. I’ll cut through to the choice stuff:
“I did not set out to ruin her week but seriously folks, IP is IP is IP.” – OSR Bloggers, very respectful of another companies IP.
“I have seen a lot of comments of “well WotC isn’t doing anything with it”. Sorry, but there is no such thing as “Abondon-ware” in fact the Mystara property is alive and kicking with the release of the “Dungeons & Dragons Chronicles of Mystara Game” out next week.” — I hardly call a Golden Axe retread on the XBLA, ‘alive and kicking.’ Sure, it has some tenuous connections to D&D/Mystara, but it isn’t like there’s a fucking novel attached to Shadows Over Mystara
lastly
“There are lots of people that would love to make more Mystara products, people that I would love to support. But they don’t make them because they know they are not allowed too.” — Brannan catches Bruce Heard’s tears over Princess Ark.
This is a total clash of the shit-stained losers. Everyone of these hosers is a Lady Macbeth. Nobody’s hands are clean. Alley clearly ripped off the Known World/Mystyra/whatethefuckever, just as the pitchfork-n-torch crowd ripped off D&D for their 87 “different” cloned versions. Witchiepoo even calls his game “AD&D”. If he looks hard, that might be in one of his gaming bibles somewhere…
Irony, thy name is OSR.
Indeed the irony. GOPagon/Joe Bloch(head) has a tough row to hoe. What with having published Adventures Dark and Deep™, Castle of the Mad Archmage and being party with other copy pasters, he finds himself on moral highground defending Mystara. What ever will he do next?
FUCK!
If she’d only have taken a few minutes with a legal pad and doodled some land mass on a printer paper. Then she would have captured that OSR spirit!
Stop looking at my Blog.
Kent?
Totally lost on the response, but wondering if it’s just the generally inability to think that’s required to get excited about spewing verbal rodomontade at each other.
Are we not aware of the OGL, and what that states specifically? Do we not believe that rights holders should have their rights respected? Do we understand the difference between public domain and copyrighted content?
Sadly, no. Witchboy is guilty, because AMAZEBALLS, he used an image that is free to use in the public domain. But she uses artwork that another artist did, who’s still alive, who has copyright on it, and that makes witchboy guilty?
WotC produces a document that says it’s tol legal to do things like use the D&D stats and rules and classes and stuff, and “Grousegrousegrouse” People are excited about that and spend money. Guess we should bitch. Someone else breaks the law by using protected content? Fuck, those people doing what they are allowed to do shouldn’t bitch.
It’s just, for a group of people supposed to be calling people out, this seems really fucking dumb. On the other hand.
Legality is the the last refuge of the fedorah wearing gentleman.
Oh yeah, AOS, nice icon. Are you kent too?
Schiz, er, no, I’m not. I’m you.
FUCK
Speaking of fedoras, “fedoras to failure” is my new short-duration personal savior. And the kickstarter spawned the phrase is unsurprisingly gross. What’s with kickstarter people?
http://caseymalone.com/post/53339539674/this-is-not-fucking-harmless
Looks like Kickstarter came around in that case, although the whole PUA thing seems more ‘sad’ and less ‘rape manual’ to me (the original is linked and can be followed to reddit pages)… wait, don’t tell me there’s nothing in LotFP that can’t be called a ‘rape manual’ please.
http://www.kickstarter.com/blog/we-were-wrong
Poag Gets It. I’ll kick in cash toward that orc circle jerk painting commission as long as it doesn’t live in my house. (Maybe it can be a special prize for someone YDIS likes.)
http://aldeboran.blogspot.com/2013/06/dear-osr-you-know-i-love-you-right.html
Rients also had a good one in the comments there.
Jeff Rients
5 days ago (edited) – Shared publicly
Tracey Alley has a speck in her eye.
GOPagan probably still wondering where that came from, what that means…
James Faggi 4, cultural warrior:
“I feel like I’m on the side of Truth and Justice and Freedom to have these people against me, and as a creative type I have a duty to fight this fight. Ludicrous as that may sound.”
No, that doesn’t sound ludicrous at all coming from a mysoginist whose only creative goal is to offend people so he can nudge his drones and say, “look how offended they are! We are being repressed!”
The whole egomaniacally inane post is worth a read. You know how to find it.
Commenter: “What was his reasons for why people shouldn’t pick it up? The artwork wasn’t g-rated, or the content of the adventure, or fears about “satanic panic” kind of stuff etc?”
Other Commenter: “completely inappropriate content for a game. He showed me the full page spread of hanging naked people being eviscerated and cooked and said “Who needs stuff like this in their games?” …. ”
Glad to see some folks went to the Mystaran Monster’s FB to show some support, or at least some sense of proportion. Someone asked before why her family and supporters weren’t online fighting everyone before–maybe because she doesn’t really have any? Just more ‘evidence’ that this was a pretty amateur hour affair in the first place.
But Dag, Stephen, Nathan, Alexander and the rest of you–good on you.
Heard: “Nathan Rainone — when you see a pickpocket stealing someone else’s wallet, why should you be blamed for crying out “THIEF!” and pointing fingers? Your response is pretty shabby.”
No, it’s more like if you saw someone littering and followed them home and to work for the next four days, screaming “Pick it up!”
Somebody stole a Mystara map! It’s like 9/11 all over again!
bad wolf are you saying what i was saying is pretty shabby? Because lets approach this as adults and understand this is not a wallet being stolen but something that MIGHT be covered by the united states PROTECT IP Act. Pointing and screaming Theif about something that might fall under the IP act is in fact useless and borderline slander. This is something that is handled behind closed doors with letters from lawyers. I wont stoop down to their level and even acknowledge that this is anything close to theft but an ip dispute as best.
No, i thought your response was entirely on point and Heard’s comment was over the line, as has been his whole campaign (he seems to be the most persistent in demanding some… reparations, i guess?). I quoted some more egregious accusations that people have made in attempt to put them into a more rational context. Hopefully things have settled down over there finally. The whole affair was blowing up into a lynch mob.
So basically i agree with the rest of your statement.
And in other news, WotC, the only actual offended party here, still doesn’t give a flying fuck about any of this.
I just finished Erich’s Plea, Book 1 of The Witchcraft Wars by Tracey Alley, and now I’m moving right on to Book 2, Ursula’s Quest. I just can’t seem to put these books down – I am thoroughly enthralled! Anyone who dismisses these seminal works of modern fantasy as mere fan fic is robbing themselves of the rich tapestry that is The Kingdoms which Tracey has so lovingly woven. Thank you, Bruce Heard, Tim Brannan and the rest of the OSR peanut gallery for introducing me to this wonderful treasure that is The Witchcraft Wars!
The Witchcraft Wars Book 1: Erich’s Plea – 5 out of 5 stars.
I feel so bad for the way Tracey has been treated by my fellow gamers. IANAL, but as many of you know I am a physician, and since most lawyers would have preferred to have been doctors if that were within their intellectual capability, and also the fact that as a physician I do in fact know Everything and More Than You, I can probably speak as a lawyer anyway and state that she is well within her rights of fair use and derivative works, as none of those names on the map (which is an original rendering, not stolen artwork) were ever trademarked by TSR, or WotC, or anyone for that matter.
Bruce Heard, Tim Brannan, Sean Patrick Fannon, Tenkar’s Turdshack, and other social retards, fatbeards, neckbeards, and unblown mases of the BlOwSR, you have insulted me and mine at YDIS to our VERY CORE, and you are Evil.
Yes, you are Evil. Anyone who active seeks to relentlessly harass someone online over something that doesn’t concern them just because they have nothing better to do between the arrival of unemployment checks, all the while claiming it is their right to do so, is Evil and therefore must be opposed!
“Anyone who active seeks to relentlessly harass someone online over something that doesn’t concern them just because they have nothing better to do…”
Myself and present YDIS company excepted, of course. But not Kent because I hate him. God forgive me, but I hate him. I really really hate him.
And Francie. I hate her too, but not as much as I hate Kent.
Aw! Poor Arneson’s Spectre, do you hate me ‘cos I was mean to you that one time and you remember the upset like it was only yesterday? I’m sorry pookums. Poor ickle wickle shitty snotty bastard snivelling piece of shit.
The fact you exist is a goddamned heavy cross to bear I can tell you – you keep fucking up my enjoyment of the occasionally funny comments on this rats nest of a site. A misanthropic homophobic misogynist prick like you doesn’t deserve to think anyone gives a shit who you hate. Go hammer fuck your spleen to shrapnel and whatever else makes you think you’re worthwhile, cos you’re not. Really, you’re not. I can tell. You’re not worth a mug of warm catpiss.
Carry on.
What Francie meant to say was, LOOK AT MY TITS!
http://sexnod.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/wmimg/ci/083312/bbw-bbwcult-black-ebony-fat-fatty-hangers-huge-tits-plumper-saggy1.jpg?1344893706
Hello everybody! Kent’s Rectum sent me an invite!
You’re too much woman for me, Francie.
So dull. The fact you think it’s a putdown to call someone female says a lot about your shitty character. You seem to think you’re a wit. You’re a moron and never interesting, even by accident somehow, despite the reams of horseshit you spew. And worthless. Really you are.
My tits: That was a funny picture that showed black-ebony-fat-fatty-hangers-huge-tits-plumper-saggy1. I didn’t get a chance to look at it yet to be honest, but it sounds like a good one. Did you search on black-ebony-fat-fatty-hangers-huge-tits-plumper-saggy1?
There used to be funny people posting on this site. Even Gene had a personality and he was chased off. I miss Gene, Jesus Christ, what does that say about me/this site? Gene, if you’re out there, would you like to get together and flail the shit out of some timber sometime?
Francie, Francie,
Your estrogen ain’t so fancy
Anymore
I can’t help but notice that Tenker’s blog has a donation button and has many posts which feature other people’s artwork.
But my big nipped tits are covered in NAPPY HAIR!!!
DAMN SPECTRE THAT FRANCIE BITCH IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!! IF I STILL SMOKED I WOULD EXTINGUISH A CIGARETTE OUT ON HER CLITORIS FOR YOU BRO!!!!
JRT, you are a fucking retarded psycho nut job. I don’t hate Francie that much so thanks but no thanks.
JEEZ TRY TO HELP A BRO OUT. TELL YOU WHAT, FUCKFACE. AFTER I MURDER RAPE HER, I’LL PLANT THE COCKBLADE EVIDENCE ON YOU!!!
Francie: Yeah, sure doll. Whatever floats your boat, toots.
Aos: If Tracey Alley copying a Mystara map is the new 9/11, then Tenkar’s Turdshack taking donations for posting other people’s artwork is the goddamn motherfucking Nazi Holocaust! We all need to herald this fact to the unblown OSR masses, and shout it from every rooftop! It’s time to smack these BlOwSR hypocrites down, from Tenkar to GOPagan and Castle of the Mad Archmagi (apparently he (Gygax) is mad since he stole his dungeon!), to fucking JaMal who shamelessly copied a copyright protected map for his Dimmerdouche Suckdungeon vaporware.
AND YOU ARE EVIL!
http://imgflip.com/i/20p5c
Bravo!
+1
Is that actually that guy? The paladin?
So, after a few days of looking at the Paladins of Virtue on Facebook and G+, i have to ask… do any of them have jobs? The ‘works at’ always seems to be filled with: a) unemployed, b) self-employed, c) writer (no published works within 15 years) or d) employed at their own one-man OSR publishing house (as ‘writer’, not as ‘copy-paster’). Is the OSR simply an unintended outcome of our lax welfare standards?
Much like Pope Jmal, one assumes they are all house-husbands leeching off their wives.
Maybe back in the 80’s people misunderstood the true dangers of OD&D.
Nah, they’re just ‘hermits’ –
What is written below came on the heels of not only Obama’s victory in the 2012 elections, but also of a personal one. After many attempts to gain a degree in IT after decades working with computers (but failing to graduate due to disability and introversion so bad that he often can’t leave the house) it looks like finally +Ted Ewen will get his dream. Teachers at his University have agreed to provide one-on-one tutoring to help him through his Web Development course, most of which can be done at home. To celebrate we think it is only appropriate we released this post we have been working on and ask the world: how else can we make the world hermit friendly?
http://thehermitstudios.wordpress.com/2012/11/07/help-a-hermit-appeal-we-need-your-ideas-how-can-we-make-the-world-more-introvert-friendly/
Nobody messes with Mystara! NOBODY!
http://www.examiner.com/list/did-tracey-alley-plagiarize-the-mystara-d-d-campaign/paizo-goblin-for-pathfinder
“Did Michael Treska just cut and paste a Facebook flamewar into a news article? Did he get paid for this? Is there any original research in this article? Did he get permission to quote everyone?”
I believe the answers are: Yes, Yes, No, and No.
That blurb is a sad excuse for a “news article.” To be fair, examiner.com makes no claims of journalism; it is a “content destination.” I think that’s a euphemism for “waste of bandwidth.”
Bah, what a shit site. Some video ad for kids underwear and you can’t comment without a FB account.
Treska just cuts and pastes RPG news (read panty twists and forum rages) from other sources now, and it’s shit you already knew about last week or last month. I think he gets a cut of the google ad or whatever money hits to his “news stories” take in. That examiner.com site is made up of wannabe journalists who couldn’t make it in college let alone journalism school. I guess if anyone can publish RPGs and Mystara fan fiction now, then they can pretend to be a real professional journalist too.
With respect to Mystara and derivative works of art, referring to life principles I say:
Integrity! Propriety! Exactitude!
Do you see?
Genius plus Fairness equals Dollars.
and yet
Genitals plus Harness equals Dolorous.
Do you get the picture now, schmucks?
Raggi IV minus Hog’s Belly equals Prince
and yet
Raggi IV plus Hog’s Belly equals Seven Hog’s Bellies
Dawning, fruits?
Appearances are deceiving.
and yet
Appearances are not deceiving.
Zak S. is not a Rent-boy, in appearance.
Gene?
Or someone did a retroclone of Timecube and is playing it online…
Smells like Kent. Who else would use “carminative”?
Or is it Hybrid the rpg? It’s been awhile since I paid attention to such.
*** Game of Thrones SPOILER QUESTIONS ***
I haven’t read the books. I won’t read the books. I have seen the HBO series to the end of series 3.
Q1: Who is the psycho torturing the annoying git? He is called something Snow, so he is related to John Snow who has the hots for the mixed gender ruffian in furs. I thought John Snow was Sean Bean’s (bastard) son. Why does the psycho want to intimidate the Mervyn Peake lord with the champion pirate daughter who is about to rescue the remaining pieces of the annoying git?
Q2: As a D&D character I admire the original fighter who protected the dragon mother. He reminds me of me, noble and handsome and yet he finds himself in the dirt. But now, there is some pretty boy mercenary with long hair and huge teeth getting in my way. The Dragon mother is curt with me and slutty with with this shampoo commercial soccer poofter which is getting on my tits after my lengthy and honorable service in anticipation of squeezing the old butt flesh and licking her lips. Please tell me, anyone who has read further ahead in these shitty books that the dragon mother falls in love with me in the end?
I’m pretty sure you end up murder raping her with a cockblade. The books (and the TV show) really should have been called A Game of Douchebags.
“Snow” is a generic surname for bastards from “the North” in George Ronald Reuel Martin’s “world”. And BTW, wise man for not reading the books. They’re crap too.
GOPagan finds something relevant to the large, active Mystara community! From Heard’s public G+:
Joseph Bloch
Jun 17, 2013
Interestingly, according to the online trademark search website, the Mystara trademark expired for a while, and was renewed as of March of this year. Other specific trademarks, such as Karameikos, haven’t been renewed.
Bruce Heard
Jun 17, 2013
Who does it show as the owner? Still WotC?
Joseph Bloch
Jun 17, 2013
I can’t believe I didn’t notice this before, but “Mystara” is apparently now a registered trademark of the Sonoma Wine Company. All of the entries for WotC show it as cancelled in 2002.
http://tsdr.uspto.gov/#caseNumber=85877882&caseType=SERIAL_NO&searchType=statusSearch
Hahaha, Bruce you have to beg for permission to continue writing about the Princess Ark from a wine company.
Holy fuck, all that cyberbullying for nothing. Way to fly that IP banner guys!
What chance a mea culpa or apology from the brave knights of the OSR?
I predict the sound of crickets instead. Facing up to their own asshattery might take actual gumption.
Who was the asshole whose “me & mine were offended to their very core” and was pronouncing the emergence of true Evil. Please, please let him have a blog to be awared of this.
You’d have a better chance of finding an iceberg in the Sahara than getting an apology from those goons. Too bad, all that interwebs hate used for nothing, probably like their flaccid cocks in their moist hands.
FUCK!
Apologize?
http://imgflip.com/i/236i7
After a couple of quiet days, either reflecting that he is in the service of a wine company or readying a cyber-assault on a wine company, Bruce backpedals… or not:
Bruce Heard
Ms. Alley, I just had a question re. your paperbacks. I noticed that they are still available on Amazon as well as Barnes and Noble. Obviously, these can’t be corrected. I was wondering what your plans were in regards these books and their unauthorized contents.
Like · · 6 hours ago near Burlington, WI
BTW, according to a recent posting, the “truly evil” Ms Alley is not only a small time author, she’s also a cancer survivor!
Bruce Turd, author of those Princess Ark articles you skipped over every month in Dragon Magazine back in the day, sez: “I was wondering what your plans were in regards these books and their unauthorized contents.”
Here’s the deal, fatbeard. IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS YOU ASSHAT!!! The only one who has the right to know is WotC, who, two weeks later into this latest BlOwSR panty twist, STILL DOESN’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!!!!
Hell, you can set your watch by the silence that is befalling the white cowboy hat wearing peanut gallery right now. There may be a stamping of an itty bit foot saying, “It’s still wrong!!!” but it’s doubtful they’ll cling tenaciously to their moral high ground since it’s fucking obvious WotC could give a storm giant’s turd less about any of it.
Maybe the Unblown blowhards are busy preparing for big Friday night dates of dinner and a movie with lovely young estrogen-oozing lady friends half their age and are too busy for forum faggery?
Just kidding; that’s me with the date…
I’ll let you know over the weekend how my “Fudgepack Friday” panned out.
Give her the ‘shocker’.
Kent likes taking all five in the stink!
Jeff Rients, Captain of the OSR, has some dietary advice for his fellow gamers: http://otusshrine.tumblr.com/post/53509936846/nacho-inhaler-burqalicious-phycso-what
“NOT FOUND”
I’m guessing one of his unblown OSR fatty fatbeard followers ate it.
I deleted it as I had accidentally posted that to the wrong place. IIRC there was a simple potatoey thing among the other more ridiculous recipes that I wanted to try.
Let’s get a BroodMother teaser here. Sell me on this thing!
You want me to hawk something? Make up your mind! Is that behavior obnoxious or not?
Personally, my favorite bit is that the module encourages DMs to wreck up their own campaign world before the grubby PCs get a chance to do so. But I’m not going to do the “my adventure is the best thing since sliced toast/totally compatible with your favorite game/super deep and mature content” dance here or anywhere else. I wrote a thing. It will be for sale at some point. No big whoop. Not trying to be too cool for school here. I want it to sell well for Raggi’s sake (I done got paid already) and I want it to be well-received for my fragile ego’s sake, but I’m not going to market it like the third quarter projection analysis spreadhseets require it.
Good point. Leave the carnival barking to Raggi and then you can preserve pristine your reputation as a simple man of the people, uninterested in wallets and the green slips of paper within. Smart.
Can you compare this to Asteroid, which is your undisputed magnum opus? Let’s say Asteroid is an 8 of 10 and that dopey level for the Fight On! megadungeon is a 1, where does this fall on that scale?
I don’t like Rients’ adventure already but Im biding my time because more important than rejecting it having read it is rejecting it once Rient’s shows some enthusiasm for his work.
Timing.
Jeff Rients is my Daddy and I love him to bits.
What I’m hearing here is “not” totally compatible with ACQS. Damn you, Jeff Rients!
More importantly, does Rients’ module make use of the Outdoor Survival map? If not, I reject it as being too “neu-school.” If it doesn’t have the One True Map it’s fucking storygaming bullshit.
Zak is able to a) torture a metaphor until it cries and b) somehow not manage to realize that he’s the Aspie twit in every conversation he’s ever had: http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com.au/2013/06/this-is-what-having-rpg-blog-is-like.html
(Also goes to show that Kent’s comparison of Zak to a rodent might be spot on.)
That’s what having an RPG blog is like?
Obviously, I’m doing something wrong.
That pathetic little faggot has to resort to apples and cheese comparisons to articulate his straw man arguement.
Zakkie, if every conversation you stick your nose into becomes adversarial (with the obvious exception of his submissive syncophants), the common denominator is you. Simple math.
Try not to be an asshole, try to show others some respect rather than instantaneous hipster dismissiveness, and things might go differently.
But you’ll never be able to do that.
Bitch.
You’re asking a lot of a pretentious fuckfaced little ferret who scibbles titties for living aren’t you? Oh wait. You already knew that.
FUCK!
FUCK!
It’s hilarious when he’s all up on the Internet defending the right to have naked women everywhere because it makes you realize that his continued relevance in both the D&D backwaters and the art world is entirely down to him having access to titties.
No pr0n star titties and his blog would soon be forgotten. Seriously, the name “d&dwithpornstars” is the only thing that gathers interest in his sad campaign.
No pr0n star titties in his “fine art” and there would be no gallery showings. Without hard luck slags to draw he’d be a nobody.
What would a giant multinational corporation like hasbro do if it didn’t have little pissant peasants with pitchforks out defending it’s IP?
Fucking republicans, always defending the rich guy pro bono. Comfort the powerful and afflict the weak. Let Wizbro defend its own copywrite k-thanx-bye
Welcome back, MMMP! But tread carefully, anger the Stonefisting witchiepoo and he will tell the DNC (despite philosophical hostility) that you have appropriated their IP and appeal to them to sue your non-compliant ass!
I’ve never really understood the word bufoon before all this; I see that now.
That little faggot with the earring and the make-up
Yeah buddy, that’s some fucked up hair
That little faggot got a shitbox Hollywood apartment
That little faggot he take pictures with cheese
Bah, what do you want on a monday morning. But I gotta say, Princess Zak taking a pic of himself with a bunch of cheese is just pure awesome. So appropriate for the cheesy little fuck. Only the supportive comments of his wack pack are cheesier.
http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=61838
Man, nothing like looking at DF in the morning. Fatbeard gametards telling their tales of lonely woe really brings me down. And by brings me down I mean makes me smile..:)
Forums. Some of the creepos actually go to game forums to pour their hearts out in addition to getting ideas for hex stocking. Gobsmacking it is.
Goddamn, can you think of a worse forum to weep for relationship advice? Zavoda just got a diabetes amputation and he’s telling everyone else to hit the gym…
http://jasonzavoda-hallofthemountainking.blogspot.com/2013/05/extended-absence.html
God damn, no wonder he is such a surly faggot.
That’s what happens when you spend so much time in front of your computer writing shitty Greyhawk fanfic.
Kids, don’t write fanfic. Get up off your asses and go play outside.
“Some of you know the very last time I saw my ex-fiancée was on my way to work when we were discussing a question I asked dragonsfoot about subduing dragons.”
Does anyone else see the connection there?
Much like when BlooeyMage was hitting rock bottom, the Dragonsfooters don’t really give a damn for poor brokenhearted Layander. And really, why should they? After all, a WotC IP was recently stolen!
If I was Zavoda I’d be all like “your fiancee? How’d you like to lose a foot, motherfucker?”
Thorkie speaks up with support too, and he recently made a heartbreaking post on DF informing everybody that an infant family member had passed away. How can any man with that kind of pain and loss say anything to this stupid unblown fuck but “Are you fucking kidding me? Sleeping on the floor? Do you have any idea what real pain is, you self-entitled little bitch? Grow the fuck up and be a man.”
Dammit, one of these days I am going to be the winner of “spot the pathetic post” on YDIS. Only missed this one by a few hours.
One guy has already suggested “drinking heavily,” which I find cruel and heartless as he left out the other crucial part of that prescription, “banging whores.” Shall we pass the hat to get Layander some pussy? Eh, fuck it, he’d probably start crying about his lost lady love once the ho got her clothes off.
Layander, fuck booze, move on to heroin. Maybe a problem that big will make the girls think you are tortured and deep, not just self-involved and boring. If that doesn’t work, at least the smack habit won’t leave you with enough time to make way-too-revealing posts about yourself at Dragonsdump.
Oh, and that thing of Kuntz’s is totally a highly infected half-scroat. Does it remind anyone else of the infamous “blue waffle” pic? The “purple pustule,” perhaps?
My advice is always the same for guys who get dumped by their girlfriends. Expert Stalking. Stalk her, and karate chop her new boyfriend.
[Editor’s Note: We have a new feature column here at YDIS: ASK LORRAINE WILLIAMS!]
Layander writes:
Dear Lorraine,
Some of you know the very last time I saw my ex-fiancée was on my way to work when we were discussing a question I asked dragonsfoot about subduing dragons.
It’s been 4 months, and it still feels like yesterday, I never feel better, I have opted to sleep on the floor in the living room as opposed to our bed every night for months, and a lot of other really negative things.
I have been trying to move my office to another room, and every time I look at our things, which I have not done in months because I have not really been in the bed room at all, I can’t stop thinking about the past.
I don’t want to forget but it hurts to remember and even this website is actually a sore spot for me.
Sometimes I consider going back into the dating world but I don’t, I know I would compare everyone to her instead of giving them their own chance. I don’t know where to go from here. I don’t want to be a hermit but I don’t have the energy to be anything else.
I know this is completely off topic but I felt like getting it off my chest, and sometimes this is easier than even my closest real life friends who I hate to place a burden on.
Signed Down and Out at Dragonsfoot
Dear Down and Out,
Get the fuck over it you unbathed fatbeard loser. If you can’t move on, buy a gun at Wal-Mart and shoot yourself in the mouth. Problem solved, for ALL of us.
Stop boring the fuck out of people with your First World problems. At least we know why she had the good sense to dump your sorry ass.
Sincerely,
Lorraine Williams
Dear Lorraine,
Obama won the election and Keoish blood is being diluted. I have it on reliable authority that Odin was actually born in Kenya and raised in the Pomarj. Fenris no longer responds to my commands and the Norns openly mock my declining power base. I want to stonefist the living fuck out of everything, but if my actions are not recorded and seen by the vile masses then they are meaningless.
Why am I being forsaken?
Thanks,
Anonymous Le Gay
PS – please sue Tracey Alley, that copy-and-paste corn-fed whore from a nation of convicts.
Anonymous Le Gay Writes:
Dear Lorraine,
Obama won the election and Keoish blood is being diluted. I have it on reliable authority that Odin was actually born in Kenya and raised in the Pomarj. Fenris no longer responds to my commands and the Norns openly mock my declining power base. I want to stonefist the living fuck out of everything, but if my actions are not recorded and seen by the vile masses then they are meaningless.
Why am I being forsaken?
Thanks,
Anonymous Le Gay
PS – please sue Tracey Alley, that copy-and-paste corn-fed whore from a nation of convicts.
Dear Anonymous Le Gay,
Here’s the thing, fucktard. I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT what Tracey Alley has done because I no longer run TSR and could give a flying fuck about Princess Faggot Ark Mystara IP problems anymore because WotC is the one that owns that shit now. And since you don’t own or manage that Mystara shit either and never will you pathetic loser, NEITHER SHOULD YOU. Get a life, you pathetic turd for brains and stop harassing some borderline retarded girl on the other side of the planet who is writing some shitty fan fic nobody is reading anyway. If WotC doesn’t give a fuck all, why should you? If your life is that empty, slit your wrists in the bathtub or put your head in the oven to pass the time instead, you fucking moron.
Sincerely,
Lorraine Williams
Damn, you’re a mean drunk Lorraine.
I haven’t had this much joy since I fired that fat pathetic loser Gary Gygax after I stole his company out from under him! Now he was one dumb fucktard.
Send your letters to Lorraine care of YDIS!
http://imgflip.com/i/25dv9
Holy shit!
I think I’ve had an epiphany!
I left YDIS open at the kitchen Pc, and my (slightly inebriated) wife started reading this thread. Her reaction? “It’s cooler than that other site (Dragonsdump)”. Keep in mind she’s not a gamer in the least.
True love is all about laughing at the same losers! Even when we are the losers.
If you are discussing dragon subduing with your woman, over this kind of hilarious shit, no wonder she goes walking.
drinking:the very cheapest swill
Oh, and Lorraine, when jerking off to old TSR “naughty bits,” is it proper to use the right or left hand? Butt plug or no butt plug? Oh shit, you got rid of all the naughty bits! Castrating bitch.
Fatty McNeckbeard writes:
Dear Lorraine,
When jerking off to old TSR “naughty bits,” is it proper to use the right or left hand? Butt plug or no butt plug? Oh shit, you got rid of all the naughty bits! Castrating bitch.
Signed,
Fatty McNeckbeard
Dear Fatty McNeckbeard,
I’ll keep this short and sweet because it’s hotter than fuck here and my cankles are starting to swell up to twice their normal size.
Let’s be clear about one thing first, fucktard. The only reason I’m deeming to speak to you now is because you aren’t anywhere near me and I can’t smell the stench of your unwashed butt crack and urine stained jeans that haven’t been washed since Bill Clinton was in office. Before I gutted TSR for my own personal gain and left it bankrupt wallowing in its own feces, I couldn’t wait to be rid of all the sick, degenerate, pathetic losers like yourself who were jacking it to some second rate demon titty “art” by Sutherland, Trampier and some other talentless hacks that Gary used to throw away good money on. Knowing you perverted little fucks who were never going to get any REAL WET PUSSY like mine wouldn’t be shooting your low sperm count loads on your mothers’ good sheets anymore was reward enough for me. So go do what I told the last low life loser who questioned my art direction in 2e D&D to do – after you get done creepy guy stalking that red headed chick half way around the globe, start your own RPG company if you want to see misogynistic depraved art in gaming books again. Now go fuck off you fuckface fucktard and good gaming to you!
Sincerely,
Lorraine Williams
Your pussy is drier than the Sahara, castrating bitch.
Hey Fatty,
Your wife gets drunk and reads YDIS? That is a keeper, my friend!
Yes, yes I know. And as long as she’s drinking, she feels the same way about me.
Dear Lorraine,
What did your thongs do to deserve that?
Can someone explain to me why these gametards think they deserve free stuff for their shitty blogs? If it isn’t a “tip jar” it’s an Amazon “wish-list” like this pointless fuck’s: http://www.kjd-imc.org/wishlist/
“I’ve given you post after post of totally uninteresting content and stroked our collective dicks over the idea of Blog Carnivals, maybe you should buy me a nice surprise!”
Why don’t these fucks get jobs, make money, and buy their own stuff? Oh, right, terminal laziness. They can’t even be bothered to make their own games–gently rubbing off the serial numbers of D&D is what passes for “creativity” here.
Wow. JMal really made the begging thing acceptable. At least St. Jimmy built up a name for himself as the pope before sticking his hand out. That faggot has 8 followers and he is pleading for product? Mighty Odin, giveth me a breaketh.
I want to get him something nice, but I cannot purchase the Paleo slowcooker cookbook in good conscience because it is my layman’s understanding of history that Paleolithic peoples did not have slow cookers or cookbooks and thus the book is a fraud.
Dildatory Interlude writes:
Dear Lorraine,
Can someone explain to me why these gametards think they deserve free stuff for their shitty blogs? If it isn’t a “tip jar” it’s an Amazon “wish-list” like this pointless fuck’s: http://www.kjd-imc.org/wishlist/
“I’ve given you post after post of totally uninteresting content and stroked our collective dicks over the idea of Blog Carnivals, maybe you should buy me a nice surprise!”
Why don’t these fucks get jobs, make money, and buy their own stuff? Oh, right, terminal laziness. They can’t even be bothered to make their own games–gently rubbing off the serial numbers of D&D is what passes for “creativity” here.
Signed,
Dildo Lube
Dear Dildo Lube,
You ask a very good question. Wish lists, tip jars, Kickstarters and Fund Me’s to GenCon, these are all signs of the lazy, unemployed fucktards who seem to think their mere presence on a free Internet open to everybody is enough for them to be rewarded. Unfortunately, as long as there are unbathed and unblown fatbeard losers willing to reward them, the problem won’t go away any time soon. I recommend continuing to do what you are doing – post links to the offenders so we can all point and laugh.
Listen up, RPG Blogger fucktards! Your blog posts are like the shit stains on the Internet’s panties. You have nothing of value to say worth paying for, and you certainly shouldn’t be rewarded for the digital vomit you waste good electrons on. You’d be better off going on YouTube and posting your live suicide for us to enjoy. Now that might be worth rewarding you with a copy of Fantastiqa by Gryphon Games for $60 Canadian! Now go FUCK OFF and DIE!!!
Warmly,
Lorraine Williams
Damn, I stop lurking for two weeks and I miss the Tracey Alley kerfuffle? I think the root of the problem is that the neckbeards are aghast at Ms Alley’s estrogen-tainted hands “ruining” their precious Mystara… the worst thing to happen since Jean Wells got her lady hormones all over the place with her oddly arousing “Palace of the Silver Princess”.
If Tracey had taken advantage of her somewhat unisex name and claimed to be a dude who was using fiction to reconstruct a “purer” Moldvayan Mystara, stripped of content created by post-Gygax interlopers, they all would have hailed her as a genius and showered her with their cash… or put her novel on their Amazon wishlists.
Alright, back to the ceiling!
I heard the the original title for “Palace of the Silver Princess”, based on the controversial art piece and encounter within, was going to be “Little White Chicks and Short, Thick Dwarvish Dicks.”
Those were dwarves getting ready to pull a train on that skank, right? Not Wizzlewazzles or Twinklebinks or whatever the fuck, right? Otherwise my joke is wack.
I thought it was “Decapussy”, an autoerotic tentacle hentai extravaganza.
Did the logic of WotC’s Paladins confuse anyone else? Ms Alley ‘stole’ Mystara to use in her books, so that … people would be tricked into reading them… even though the Mystara fans only found out about them 3 years after publishing them?
So, nothing of value ‘stolen’, no motive, no victims, no crimes and no witnesses. This is what Bruce Heard referred to as “seeing someone pick your pocket on the street and yelling ‘Stop, Thief!’
I have found out that this is not a ballsack but rather a close up of a boil on Rob’s asshole. Supposedly the boil came from frigging himself with Paul Jaquays’s rotting dick. Other rumors claim that Jamal used ol’ Paul’s member as a strap on and frigged Rob with it as the shouted praises to Gygax.
Gaming genius Zak S. has realized that when the characters encounter a monster YOU COULD TOTALLY ROLL TO SEE HOW IT REACTS! He dubs this ground-breaking new mechanic, “The Indifference Die.” http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/?zx=5d497e19d2d72317
You know, despite this being called a Reaction Roll in most editions of the game.
Has Zak even read a rulebook? Or does he think that he can take an existing mechanic, rename it, and be congratulated by the unblown? Oh wait, at +38 G+ kowtows, looks like he can.
Just shows thirty eight other idiots haven’t read the fucking rulebook either. Go parlay with a lynx you fucking idiots.
http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=61838
On the Layander suicide watch front, DF mother figure and fat, steaming UK cow “Paladines Angel” has spoken up to help the poor broken hearted miscreant. I’m featuring PA as my Fudgepack Friday piece today, not because of anal sex, but because of the fudge she/it packs into it’s snaggle-toothed British maw.
“When my previous relationships failed I always moved away, as the thought of bumping Into them again everywhere was not something I relished and a new start always helped me, but you might not be in a position to do this or might not want to ”
A fat bitch who had to skip town every time a relationship went balls-up (I’m sure there’s a wealth of things going on there that we will never get to mine) giving advice to the forlornly unblown? Yow.
In my observances of this mouthy porker over the last couple years, I’ve noticed two major tells of the formation of a late-in-life turn to bull-dykism. One, when on the losing end of an argument in the forums, it quickly goes into frothing man-hate. Yep, menfolk have burnt the poor thing in the past (see: moving out of town) and have to pay. Second, she/it hates humanity in general, regularly stating that humans have no place in fantasy worlds.
Layander, if you listen to this unblown heffer (yep, females can be unblow, or uncunnied or whatever you want to call it) from the Isle of Kent, I’m going to name you my new Oh Captain My Captain. With Blooeymage out of sight lately (um, bedcheck?) I’m looking for a new OSR role-model.
Wouldn’t be hilarious if PA were Bloodymage’s girlfriend?
As long as they are both sterilized first.
Mind blowing. And I’m thinking what a mind fuck if Layanders lost love was Lorraine. The relationship is going well, she’s loving having a guy 30 years her junior, and in the car on the way to see a Jennifer Aniston romcom at the local ciniplex Layander starts talking about subduing dragons. Then you hear that record needle scratching sound like you see in movie trailers when somebody says something weird, the car screeches to a halt (of course she’s the one driving; unblown creepos like Layander are broke motherfuckers), and she screams “You’re a gamer!??” Cut to Layander sitting on the side of the road weeping uncontrollably and nursing a black eye in a cloud of dust as the car peels out down the street. Final cut is Layander in fetal position on the living room floor clutching a Players Handbook and remembering the good times. He won’t be washing the spooge stained sheets on that bed for 6 months. Too painful.
Have a great weekend, everybody!
This Kickstarter insults me and my friends to our very core. And it is Evil:
Sean Patrick Fannon, harasser of borderline retarded fan fic writers and promoter of Magic Negro prestige classes, brings you his original suck dungeon campaign world of Shit-StainTar: Turds Unleashed.
Mark my words: I think we have a winner for the next failure to deliver…
Sean Fanon is payback for all those who bought LOTFP and Carcosa. He goes away when they do.
Sean Patrick Fanon is a paladin, proving that there is no fitness requirement for paladinhood. Instead of Str 12, Con 9, Wis 13, Cha 17 revise your Player’s Handbook to read: Fat, Fedora, Hawaiian Shirt, and More Fat. Those are the real entry requirements for paladins.
Okay, i need to raise enough to get the “name a village” levels, and start filling up his cut&paste world with placenames from Mystara. Oh, i can name a country now? How about “Glantri”?
Two questions though… who funded this at $1500 level? and will anyone go for the $10K “trip to New Zealand” level?
I’ll kick in for Olde Glantri Towne. Ripping off existing IP was good enough for Judges Guild, surely a thief-hating paladin will be happy to take the money.
Actually if old Tracey has any original towns, let’s make him name them after hers so she can sue him. Paladins have to give up 90% of their kickstarter booty anyway.
Oh, I notice Shaintar has an organization called the “Black Lanterns”. You know who also has an organization called “Black Lanterns”?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Lantern_Corps
DC Comics/Warner Bros., I think I owe you an email so that you can defend your IP from this Evil!
In all honesty Shaintar looks remarkably good. It even has dwarves in it, and yet I sense in my spirit it will be a uniquely original setting, not at all drivelivative of other work.
I recently found a wallet stuffed with cash in some guy’s pocket, and not knowing what to do with this bonanza I will be supporting this excellence.
Sean Patrick Fannon is the kind of guy I can look up to and I hope one day to attract his attention so I can dispense reverent remarks in person.
I’ve come to bury Fannon, not to praise him.
Good luck getting him to notice you, kent!
Kentinative for a Girl’s Fundament, what on earth do you find interesting about Shaintar? This setting seems to be “dwarves, yes, elves, yes. Magic? Also yes. Is this fantasy yet?”
Hey Kickstarter Hopefuls!
Under Risks and Challenges, from now on just list this:
* I might blow all the money on something else, let’s say cocaine and hookers because that’s cool but in reality it will be more likemy mortgage payments or hospital bills because I’m an unemployed loser even though on all my social media profiles I list occupation as “Game Designer”.
That way, you can keep the wad you get the suckers to pledge even if you fail to deliver because you spelled it out right up front!
Problem solved!
Once again, IANAL, so technically this isn’t legal advice, but I am a physician and we are smarter than lawyers so you know I’m probably right.
Problem solved!
Not to be outdone by the likes of Sean Patrick Faggot, arch-bitch Jason “Stumpy” Zavoda grapples for the spotlight and reveals that he is a One True Wayist – and you are evil if you believe otherwise:
http://jasonzavoda-hallofthemountainking.blogspot.com/2013/06/this-is-osr.html
Hopefully now that he has gotten this off of his chest, he will return to more stories of Nosnra’s early years, before those murder hobos deprotagonized him and his to their very core.
That or more Warhammer Quest cards.
I do believe that if Gene find out about Jason we’ll have a new relationship brewing. Thank God they won’t be able to have kids.
The only kind of kids they would have is the kind you can flush after pinching them off.
FUCK!
http://imgflip.com/i/27yr3
http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=61915
P…p…please don’t go, Layander! I was just getting to like you! Don’t let those DF meanies drive you away! You’re all chickenshit nobodies who crave, nay, NEED other yazbos to hear their shitty life stories and and share the gametard shame. Who is going to talk about subduing dragons with ’em? Yer all in the same boat. Give ’em another chance, bro!
Layander writes;
Dear Lorraine,
I have in the past reported the personal attacks made on me by a certain individual, and I went to report one just now and found that other people already had which means its not just me. I had old some people before that if it continued I would be gone, so congratulations you got your objective, you ran away a person you hate. I don’t need this community enough to sit there and be insulted in this way. To the friends I have made ill miss you but you understand why I shouldn’t put up with this.
Signed,
Layander
Dear Gayander,
You lowlife fucking fatbeard attention whore fucktard! Every post you make at dragonsfart only makes it clearer to the rest of the world why your fiancee left you. Good for her is all I can say, as you are clearly a worthless girly man child!
Get a clue, fucktard! NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!!! Is there a bridge or high building near your present location? If so, I highly recommend going there right now and taking a nose dive. No one will care, not even your parents.
Now GET BACK IN YOUR FLOOR BED, FUCKTARD, BECAUSE YOU ARE LOWER THAN DIRT AND BELONG THERE!!!
Warmly,
Lorraine Williams
Jesus, Lorraine, Gary was right. You are a cunt.
(True Story: Gary actually said this to me about you at Gen Con ’89. Then I told him Gail and Lorraine were in the VIP lounge doing blow and bumping pussies so he should probably get back there and deal with his disrespectin’ bitch.)
Dear Lorraine,
Your thongs have had enough.
Coming Soon to YDIS!
JUDGE JEWDY
She’s a judge, she’s a Jewess, and she’s READY TO RULE on the OSR!
From the Producers of Ask Lorraine Williams
I hate to shit on Middlemurk guy, but he’s got the best image with quote ever in the OSR Turdosphere:
“Henry loved his clouds. Nobody seems to know why the girls have penises.”
http://middenmurk.blogspot.com/2013/04/why-blog.html
Raggi should create LotFP campaign material based on the Henry Darger mythos.
Fuck, that’s all we need. Fatbeards packed “me too” all hot and sticky like doomed lemmings into the stairwell at the Folk Art Museum — WHAT IF THERE’S A FIRE? — tittering at the Vivian Girls’ “dongs” and flooding the market with their own million-page “epic sagas” traced from their own extensive collections of Scooby Doo coloring books and old Tom Wham doodles. P.S. with “dongs.”
(Full disclosure: for all I know I’ve just described the fucking Princess Ark.)
It would be worth wrecking the Darger scene to rub it in Kiyoko Lerner’s face and still be a huge creative leap forward for the OSR. I nominate Geoffrey to lead the charge!
Nah, that’s actually way more interesting than Princess Ark. Is there anyone who didn’t skip over that in old Dragon magazines? Maybe Gygax magazine will have room for Bruce Heard’s new feature Voyages of the Countess Fart. Or at least a guest column “How to Sick Your Internet Attack Dogs on Some Feckless Aussie: IP Defense and Cyber Bullying in the Key of Old School”
Thank Christ! I would hate for me, Raggi & Henry Darger to accidentally reinvent Bruce Fucking Heard’s Princess Ark like we were a straight-to-netflix sequel to that fashion show movie, The Fall. Lorraine, Gail & fucking Tarsem, it was an accident, don’t sue!
Oh and middenmurk guy, you have clearly fallen into an echo chamber. If you must *PONDER* shit, cover all the mirrors so you can’t wink at your own O face, you are not Richard Fucking Harris chasing windmills!
Well, he does like penises.
WTF did I just read? Should I call the FBI?
Currently drinking bleach.
Hi. I’m James Edward Raggi the 4th. You might remember me from The Lichwa-er, I mean Death Frost Doom, Cannibal Corpse album covers on RPG products, the unparralled success of the July Grande Adventures Extravaganza, and your missing cheesecakes.
I’m tired of all the non-sodomy and unmysoginism on this bullshit site. You jealous little bitches think you are controversial? Suck it, kiddies. I’ve got it in spades.
That’s right, I said it – spades. I hear that racism is making a comeback in the controversy-o-sphere, so that is my latest card.
The Spade card. God damn I crack myself up. I am metal as shit.
Anyway, with the latest success of my “free” RPG adventure, and it’s grudging acceptance by the curmudgeons at the KKK Alehouse and Dragonsfart, I thought I would come here (heh, heh) and rub it in your timid faces.
So stop making fun of me, you faggots. The only cool stud here is Kent. That has got to sting, eh, ladies?
Anyway, fun times ahead, people. Fun times.
JER4
PS, could someong find Dave Brockie for me? That would be really appreciated.
Hey Faggs! Do the Vivian girls with penises book for LotFP!
Edgy racism combined with repressed homoerotic misogyny! You can’t lose you fat fuck! Suck that turdpipe hard and see if you can pull out another Indiegogo/kickstarter log you edgy fat dreamer. Also, while you are at that put in some pedophilia and become the edgiest of the edgies since Zakprincess is on the downward spiral in the flush of the OSR.
FUCK!
July 1st: Gygax Magazine Quarterly #2 is officially VAPORWARE!!!!
Oh right. Remember, there was a fire!
A fire of misplaced priorities. RIP Gygax Magazine. Gene Weigel will weep for you!
There has been much talk in these parts lately about Columbo, and with good reason, for it is a surpassingly good televisual detective show. But we must move forward or we’ll turn out like Jeff Rients.
Here is a list of Film Noir Favorites, a list of 25 as good as any other.
http://www.eddiemuller.com/top25noir.html
Ive seen 15 of these already but Im going to find the rest for free (because that’s how I roll) and then chase down another list and another until I have watched every Film Noir movie known to man, and even a few more from outer space.
My favourite Film Noir Film is not on this list, The Narrow Margin (1952).
Film Noir is like black & white Columbo with dames.
“Film Noir is like black & white Columbo with dames.”
Kent’s right, much like his ass is like a pussy with dicks!
Extrie-extrie, read all about it!
Tim Brannan refuses to stop beating Australian fanfic author’s dead horse!
http://timbrannan.blogspot.com/2013/06/why-plagiarism-is-problem.html
Courtney Campbell rediscoveres reaction roll, writes social combat supplement! At $1 per page, the most expensive 29 page supplement in OSR history! Sure to be worth every penny!
http://hackslashmaster.blogspot.com/2013/07/on-non-player-character.html
“The accusations of being an ‘internet bully’ also come up. To that I say, what else do we have?”
You know, if you ever find yourself justifying being a bully, you should have the self-consciousness to take a step back and realize that you’re spewing some really stupid shit out of your wordhole.
And just so I don’t get accused of plagiarizing that blog post, let me cite it properly:
Brannan, Tim. “Why Plagiarism is a problem.” Originally posted on Grognardia II. Accessed 7/2/2013. Shitty blog.
Yet WotC and Hasbro, the actual owners of the allegedly “stolen” IP, still don’t seem to care enough about some shitty fanfic to bother sending at the very least a cease and desist letter.
Just how empty are these losers like Brannan’s lives?
I can’t believe i ever felt sorry for Brannon and his pathetic quest to become the next JMal.
His comrade in arms (“turning up the volume on this one”) Tenkar reviews the new rpgdrivethru release of Cyclopedia by… completely copying the entire history and description from rpgdrivethru and posting it on his own blog. Should we tell him that that’s not what “From the blurb” means? Or just tell Shannon Appelcline to come on his comments and crap all over them, preferably with 200 or so like-minded followers?
http://www.tenkarstavern.com/2013/07/d-rules-cyclopedia-for-sale-on.html
That’s right, Brannan was gunning for the Top OSR Pope Spot when JaMal went MIA with $50K. Notice too Tenkar’s subtle dig at Brannan – “turning up the volume on this one” – just to let the Lesbian Witch Trapped in a Man’s Body know who’s really top dog with more followers at the Turdshack and therefore next in line for JaMal’s throne!
BooeyMage is off to a rip roaring start. His KISS Keep it Simple Stupid RPG system has an average rating of 1.5 stars now at RPGNow:
http://www.rpgnow.com/product/97511/KISS-Keep-It-Simple-System?manufacturers_id=4130
Be sure to read some of his other product descriptions to get the full BlooeyMage effect.
“Well, here I am again, tryin’ to make a buck in this biz!”
“The Stink in Golanda is a high-level module for use with the OSRIC rulesytem. It’s for 9th through 11th level and features undead and demons. It includes the module, a temple diagram and battlesheets. I think y’all will really like this one.”
It’s like fucking Butters and Timmy from South Park rolled into one! I LOVE THIS SHIT!
Sad to see those Bloodymage reviews are a couple years old. I was excited to think that Oh Captain My Captain was back with a vengence. I’m still pulling for the chap! But I guess I gotta stick with Layander as my new muse. I’ll be following his antics when he shows up at rpg.net or KKK to get his junk knocked around.
Pretty funny though that all the Bloodymage KISS reviews are like “what the fuck is this shit?”
I guess my man Blooey’s comedy is timeless. We can enjoy it till the end of our days. Keep on truckin’, Bloo! We love you!
@Raggi: I think you are barking up the wrong tree with the MIA Brockie. I’m sure the original Gwar Woman, Vaginimestra or whatever the hell her name was, is available for a song. Zak has proven you can garner big time gametard attention by producing a gaming skank. I hear she keeps herself in decent shape with the fire dancing. I mean, decent in the way those hard-faced 55 year old joggers you see are decent. And by decent I mean not fat. I mean…
Fuck!
I’ve had a weird number of interactions (i.e., more than zero) with members of GWAR. I met Original GWAR Woman when she was traveling with a sideshow touring shitty bars across the country. She dressed as a mermaid and ate lightbulbs as one of those “human tube” kind of things. True story.
Seriously, no one here in this hive of scum and villiany knows how to get in touch with that bitch Dave Brockie?
PS – Mr. Manboobs, you are doubtless aware that I take submissions. Form your paragraph of excellent ideas into an outline and shoot me an email proposal. I am preparing for my August Grande Adenture Campaign (it is now or never, people) and that sounds like one of the fifty modules I would like to throw out, and hopefully that will be one of three that actually fund.
Look, I don’t care how you take it in the keister, everyone knows that. But, saying your submissive and want me to shoot you things is going a bit far don’t ya’ think?. In case you missed it Fatty McStalkerton, edgy snuff art concerning red heads and little children may get your man clit all a tingle but it probably should put you on some watch list rather than give you ideas for some ‘edgy’ bullshit.
FUCK!
“But, saying your submissive and want”
That should be “you’re.” If a manchild expat is aware of that, then my audience will be as well. So while I like your ideas, you clearly do not have the requisite english skills to fail in my Grande August Extravaganza. Offer rescinded.
And I am, too, edgy. Didn’t you see that zombie eating out a woman to death in my Grindhouse hack? Or the fat woman with monsters coming out of her woo-woo?
I think that the OSR has spoken, Mr. Manboobs, and they want ME. Not YOU.
Is it OK if I steal your ideas? I could pass it on to Tracey Alley, a young talent from Autralia. I hear she can be very transformative in her original fiction.
Grammar correcting is the first sign that you are a fuck. The OSR can have you Creepy McStalkerton. It still hasn’t got you that red headed piece of ass nor has it gotten you anything but unwashed Fatbeards trying to lick your hairy asscrack. That sound you hear is the OSR flushing you and ZakPrincess are looking for new ideas too re-invent yourselves. He went for scribbling and you went for pedophilia. You need to be on a watch list or better yet incarcerated with a real predator. Good luck with that
Can anyone confirm that ydis is no longer unemployed?
Did he get his old job back hoovering giant carpets in the casino?
Can anyone confirm that Kent is no longer a fuck faced faggot?
Did he get his old job back moping up jizz from the adult theater?
They can’t make me work.
I don’t know about that but Kent sure sucks up jizz like a Hoover!
Here is a link to an article on FILM NOIR:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Film_noir
Ydis’s new job leaves him so tired that, in the evenings, it is all he can do to curl up in bed and dream of insults. Day dawns and there are endless wastes of Casino carpet to be hoovered. No time for websites.
Carpets are easy, we got riding vacs for those — just pop in the headphones with ‘Dragonriders of Pern’ on tape and I’m transported to another land…
You used to read (and comment on) every post on every OSR blog and forum but now you have turned into a man of mystery.
Do you admit that the OSR no longer fascinates you?
Ranking the effectiveness of insults of YDIS inmates:
10 -noone- [haunting]
09 -noone- [crushing]
08 -noone- [wounding]
07 -noone- [irritating]
06 -noone- [distracting]
05 -noone- [stuttering]
04 -noone- [burbling]
03 – nagging teenage girls –
02 – cursing furious YDIS inmates –
01 – Zak S. –
Kent, not sure if you heard, but I am looking for submissions to my Grande August Adventure Extravaganza. You will be under no timetable to complete the work, of course. I know you are timid about voyeurs on your blog, but I think Lord Pompadooloo deserves a wider audience, perhaps his base in Aveioigne as well.
Shoot me an email, I won’t hold your irishness against you. We will keep that discreetly from the kickstart crowd, of course.
Let us have a conversation about the actor known as ‘Humphrey Bogart’.
A tough cookie or yet another diminutive actor with a gigantic head?
**BUMP**
Ranking the effectiveness of insults of YDIS inmates:
10 -noone- [haunting]
09 -noone- [crushing]
08 -noone- [wounding]
07 -noone- [irritating]
06 -noone- [distracting]
05 -noone- [stuttering]
04 -noone- [burbling]
03 – nagging teenage girls –
02 –
01 – Zak S. & cursing furious YDIS inmates
I shit on cowards.
I shit on the cowards of yourdungeonissuck.
Shit’s Excrement you have an awesome sigil.
I will give you $100 or twenty rolls of toilet paper for it.
You are naive. I shit on toilet paper.
For my sigil I want $25,000 in faeces proof gold bullion.
For you Kent that is the effort of a mere 250 deceptive Kickstarter campaigns
The longer I interact with you, Shit’s Excrement, the more I am distempered by your several odors. I shall retire to reflect.
“I shit on the cowards of yourdungeonissuck.”
Says the coward behind the anonymous screen name.
Shitter, shit upon thyself!
Ranking the effectiveness of insults of YDIS inmates:
10 -noone- [haunting]
09 -noone- [crushing]
08 -noone- [wounding]
07 ——- Shit’s Excrement ——- [irritating]
06 -noone- [distracting]
05 -noone- [stuttering]
04 -noone- [burbling]
03 – nagging teenage girls –
02 –
01 – Zak S. & cursing furious YDIS inmates
Ranking Kent’s orifices in their effectiveness in commenting on YDIS:
10-Kent’s Rectum
0-All the other holes, whatever dipshit alias they are using this week.
Yay ME!
Here’s a handy chart:
(_O_) Kent’s Rectum
(_*_) All Other Rectums at YDIS
Ranking the effectiveness of insults of YDIS inmates:
10 -noone- [haunting]
09 -noone- [crushing]
08 -noone- [wounding]
07 ——- Shit’s Excrement ——- [irritating]
06 -noone- [distracting]
05 -noone- [stuttering]
04 -noone- [burbling]
03 – nagging teenage girls –
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00f – Fatty McNeckbeard of East Farting – [Hobbit Whimper]
I might buy this from BloodyMage if he lowers the $2 pricetag:
The Plants of Ropa illustrates some of the biodiversity on the Ropan Continent of Ert, detailing seventeen plants, including three varieties of tabac and several uses of the Filipi Tree of Bresium. All of them are germane or useful to adventurers or possibly, NPCs. Oh, and check out the “love nuts.” You’ll love ’em!
I don’t know about the plants thing, but I think we are all fascinated by the “Stink in the Gondola” or whatever it is called module. Somebody please buy it and review it so we can see WTF. I would, but my zookeepers won’t let me keep the pennies the mean kids throw at me. Just the peanuts (that those fuckers sometimes pee on first).
Dave Brockie, this is not funny anymore! Please contact me. Otherwise I will be forced to give your cunningly named Two Towers to a Miss Tracey Alley, who has been very compliant to my instruction so far.
And your last album sucked, Dave. Go back to the more jovial This Toilet Earth sound.
Hey Raggi, have you figured out what to do with a penis yet or are you still rolling that around in your hand?
He’s probably gargling urine from some hooker wearing a shock red wig.
Just sayin’.
Happy Fourth of July, Fatty Faggi!
Blooey’s The Stink in Golanda reminded me of this little turd from Arion Games, The Stench of the Sea:
We all know the stench of the sea is fish smell, and that goblin bitch looks like she’s about to queef up some tuna helper. Or take a hefty dump.
I wonder if these two modules are meant to be played back to back?
Alright you fucktards, I’m ready to rule!
Golanda is a goblin, and she has a stink in her lady parts. That stink is the stench of the sea, so it has a nasty briny, fishy smell. It’s stanky too, like Asian women on the 7 train during a heat wave. Clearly the PCs have stolen her enchanted douche.
Theft is theft! I hereby order the PCs to return the enchanted douche to Golanda so we can clear up this stink.
Court adjourned.
The Honorable Jewess Judge Jewdy Scheissenstein
Kings County
City of New York (Hymietown)
I don’t think I like this new show.
Me neither.
Bloodeymage is on Youtube describing his company:
It’s also a dramatic reading of one of Alexass of Tao’s blog posts.
Alright you dumb shits,
Criss Cross from 1949 with Burt Lannister sucks. It sucks real bad. Which one of you cunts recommended it?
Is that the one where the cop accuses Burt Lannister of being in on an armed robbery and then says to Burt, ‘You don’t believe me?’
Cop: You were in on the robbery weren’t you?
Burt: No.
Cop: You don’t believe me?
I thought there was only the logical and illogical but now I know there is depth to the illogical.
http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=61947
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http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=61947
No love for Junkyard Dog? Rowdy Roddy Piper is a close second.
BTW, love (no homo) your new screen names, Kunt.
Drop yer cocks and grab yer socks, YDIS faithful, top scientists have solved the mystery of Kunt!
Turns out he suffers from Caputanus Reversi, a very rare congenital condition where the posterior portions closely resemble a human head and vice-versa. Poor boy was raised upside-down, with a prostate for a brain, and feet for hands.
Kent’s Rectum, revolt! The head is an ass!
No wonder he spews so much shit!
FUCK!
It also means all that butt sex was really blowjobs.
You know I miss ydis himself. I was hoping this new opportunity for him as an expert cleaner of vast carpets and slot machine handles was only a part time job.
We need more regular YDIS posts and far fewer comments just like the good old days of cajoling abuse.
I think we need to sign poor ol’Blooey up for this one ..
https://www.gamer-lifestyle.com/reboot-early-bird-sale/
Jesus fucking Christ, it’s Yax and the DungeonMastering zitdicks back from the dead. This is exactly the same horseshit course they offered 2 years ago on the old site. Un-fucking-real.
https://www.gamer-lifestyle.com/about/
It says Yax has “published RPG 6 books.” What’s an RPG 6? I feel so left out! Maybe handing over $450 to these remarkable professionals will improve my life! Wait, is there a course on Kickstarter scams? Surely, that must be an important part of the E-Z Success™ Formula®.
Up to now I would have said Johnn Four is an alright guy, a little too Canadian Doofus Nerdy at times but certainly more talented than that other 4, Faggi IV. Can’t believe he’d tarnish his rep by partnering up with Yax though.
Blooey has always been Yax’s target sucker audience, so he’s probably already enrolled in Suckdungeon School.
Holy shit, there are people in my G+ thread considering giving that guy money. And people on those posts admitting to having paid for that “service.” I can only imagine their homes are full of Slap-Chops, Awesome Augers, and Snuggies. Time to cull the circles again.
Sounds to me like a wonderful opportunity to put together a “Suckers” circle and begin direct marketing Kickstarters to them.
I’ve thought about it, but I’d hate to horn in on Skarka’s turf, you know?
@ydis
Put me in your suckers circle. I’ll give you money to clean my carpet. Think of it as a challenge.
http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=61981
Ahhh…I always look forward to my Monday DF induced smile (of irony and pathos).
This is like an early Xmas gift; DF’ers rating their own Charisma. Enjoy!
My Charisma? Negative whatever is enough to make Cthulu piss himself. Can’t be bothered to look it up in the DDG.
My charisma is 25 with a minus 16 Pong factor in the presence of human beings.
Sayings from WWII veterans:
“I would fight with Shit’s Excrement in the trenches if it weren’t for the cloying stink that billows from his mouth orifice.”
“Go ahead, drop your atom bomb. See if we care. We will never surrender until Shit’s Excrement visits our slanty eyed country.”
Sayings from OSR forums:
“Shit’s Excrement’s remarks are confusing and might be insulting. Let’s ban him to be on the safe side, he doesn’t even have a recognizable Christian name.”
“Shit’s Excrement smells like cherry pie. I want to give him my money.”
Does it raise or lower my CHA if I wish thork and bloody would shack up together and die of mutual erotic asphyxiation?
The most important thing about carpets is to use an efficient degree of suction. Just ask Your Dungeon Is Sucked. He’s the best.
Better cleaning carpets than swallowing poles.
OH DAMN!
Another fine Kent is Gay comeback here at YDIS, because Kent is pretty gay, no matter what screen name he is using!
Is there ever … ever … going to be an end to feminist bullshit?
Why is such childish rubbish published in a national newspaper?
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jul/09/wimbledon-sexism-women-face-players-girlfriends
tl;dr
Jesus, that penis-envying bitch makes Alexis seem terse.
Penis-envying bitch? Looks like it’s written just for (by?) Tim Brannon. He must be busy commenting over on Jezebel, or posting that “Dustin Hoffman weeps” video to his G+ circle.
What am I doing? Let me tell you.
Now that Ive got rid of Scott, Im working on flushing out a couple of feminists who lurk here. They go by the name of “male feminists”, you know the type, they piss sitting down and are often part of the horde of useless academics.
There is no place here for people like Scott, Jeff Rients & “Male Feminists”. I have made this decision which is final.
Select the answer that best describes the scorn women mete out to you regularly:
A. Prompt and abundant
B. Unceasing revulsion
C. Accompanied by uncontrollable laughter
D. All of the above
Not scorn, wariness.
E. Tender fear
You need to lean female body language better buddy. I’d bet my life that the real answer is
F. Pure fucking horror
Fuck! I meant “learn.” And substitute “terror” for “horror.” And add “as their snatch inverts and tries to find their asshole.”
Being a perfectionist is a bitch.
Double fuck! Substitute “her” for “their.”
Fuck me! Why did I ever think taking a break from drinking was a good idea?
Fatty, drinking:my own bile.
Did you know that most women enjoy the company of a man who knows his way around a vacuum cleaner? I betcha didn’t.
This I knew.
“Feminazi’s” Kent. In The States they are called “Feminazi’s.” Some fat, blowhardy Tea Party loving, Oxycontin horking blowhard radio host coined the term. You’d love the guy. I’m pretty sure he hates wogs too. But then, who doesn’t?
I piss sitting down.
I pee sitting down–’cause I’ve got an ampallang. Also, I think perhaps my wife deserves orgasms on a semi-regular basis. And I listen to NPR. Too girly for YDIS, Kent?
My wife deserves orgasms, too. Well, no one deserves anything, but I got her a massaging showerhead so she can have ’em if she wants ’em. I certainly don’t want to have any more to do with it than that. Eew.
Raggi sez:
What does “suitable for LotFP?” mean? Well you’ve seen The God that Crawls, Monolith, Tales of the Scarecrow, Joop van Ooms, The Lichway Death Love Doom, and the sample items in the Grindhouse set. That sort of thing.
I think it’s time to bring that infamous YDIS creativity to bear and design some magic items “suitable for LotFP.”
Have at it!
Magic Cockblade +1, +5 against vaginas with naturally red pubes
Cock and Balls of Vecna
Deck of Many Misogynist Things
Meat Staff
Orb of Pedophiles
Joop van Ooms’s Ever Full Poopy Pants
Hope that’s “weird” enough for Legend of the Fag Princess.
Set of Magic Orifice Plugs for Ladies.
These plugs come in a wooden box, a reliquary, which appears to contain the decomposing fingers of saint, Saint Benny Hill.
The lady inserts one finger in each nostril, and in her mouth, vagina and anus. One secured in place Benny Hill’s finger will protect m’lady form the sexual infiltration of randy slugs and all manner of lecherous invertebrates, rapemolds and horny slimes.
Brassiere of Everburning Coals and a Brazier of Droopiness… Oh wait, that was FATAL that didn’t know tits from a metal solid fuel burner.
You guys have hit rock bottom.
The Dildo from Beyond Time and Space
This enormous object appears between 12″ and 3 AU away from the party in a red-furred Valley that occasionally spasms. Once a party member touches it they are transported to the interior, which is much smaller than the exterior. The party is then assimilated by the Borg, turning them into gastroenterological murder machines when they take naps. They cannot escape from the Dildo, however, until one of the party gets an edgy tattoo, manages to locate Dave Brockie and Jeff Rients, and finally convinces a region of stooges to crowdfund an exit.