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May 26, 2013


Lots of puss-ass bitching about length of time between posts and scrolling through comments and blah-blah-blah so here’s your new post. Recently lively discussion about Geoff McKinney’s links to pro-Confederacy rebel movement intent on reviving slavery, proliferation of cardboard iPad-sign-waving alms beggars each with a tale of  woe designed to shake loose fundage sufficient to fly first class to GenCon there to book for one week the Rockefeller Suite at the Biltmore and light cigars with burning pages torn from 1st-ed. woodgrain box booklets, and a hoped-for holocaust-denier from within the LotHeilFP crowd??!?!? Heady stuff, go to it while I continue to get my stroke on.

Also the fucking awesome Middenmurk guy has been back for a couple months and nobody told me and if he reveals on that he recruits middle schoolers to NAMBLA  then please keep it under your hat BECAUSE I DON’T WANT HIM SHAT UPON LIKE GEOFFREY!!!

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  1. Timothy permalink
    May 26, 2013 11:49 am

    kent – yes, I am worried that the persuasiveness of Geoffie’s slavery-is-sunshine-and-lolipops and the-CSA-never-would-have-surrendered-to-the-nazi-war-machine arguements will overcome my ability to use facts in forming an opinion.

    • Lord of the Things permalink
      May 26, 2013 12:01 pm

      So like i said – ‘harmless’.

      • Timothy permalink
        May 27, 2013 7:33 am

        So as I agreed, harmless – like a Cleveland bus driver.

        Reality is your friend, kent – but not Geoffie’s.

  2. Lord of the Things permalink
    May 26, 2013 12:40 pm

    Shit OP by the way. You should retire ydis, you are kinda shit at everything.

    • May 26, 2013 1:32 pm

      Only kinda?

      • Lord of the Things permalink
        May 26, 2013 2:20 pm

        Kinda shit is worse than shit because there is more thought put into it..

      • Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
        May 26, 2013 4:03 pm

        Your kind of shitty too Kunt. Shit that don’t get flushed gets lumberjacked. Seriously, change your name to Groom of the Stool.

  3. kent permalink
    May 26, 2013 2:39 pm

    Its me, im back.

    Who the fuck is *Lord of the Things*? Scratch that, I don’t want to know.

    Anyway I too believe ydis should retire, so I’ll second that, not because he is ‘kinda shit’ at everything, as in – not for that very good reason – but because I don’t like him.

    • Kent's Rectum permalink
      May 26, 2013 5:13 pm

      Oh PUH-LEEZE, Mary!

  4. kent permalink
    May 26, 2013 3:17 pm

    Did you guys know that the insane but very important doctor (because all doctors are very important) who goes here by the names *Arneson’s Speculum* and *Arse Inspector Clouseau* has been outed as a flamboyant homosexual proctologist notorious for giggling and softly whispering into his patients buttocks?

    • Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
      May 26, 2013 3:58 pm

      Is this information coming *snort* from personal, first hand *snicker* knowledge or just second hand *LOL* hearsay?

      Inquiring minds want to know fuckface.

      • kent permalink
        May 26, 2013 4:21 pm

        TWO !!

        Two giggling fag proctologists !!

        They won’t allow you sniff each other’s fingers anymore in prison.

  5. Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
    May 26, 2013 4:38 pm

    So you’re admitting that you’ve been to prison for stealing feces? England is sure is harsh with it’s turd burglary. Was the proctologist your cellmate or your parloe officer?

    • kent permalink
      May 26, 2013 4:41 pm

      Look, in fairness, you are not bright enough for me to pay attention to you again.

  6. Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
    May 26, 2013 4:48 pm

    Oh dear. Look Kuntface. You are the bottom bitch here. Learn your place or go hide behind another screen name.

  7. May 26, 2013 5:26 pm

    I was hoping to hear more about Geoffrey’s plans for Supplement 6: DIXIELAND and would also like to know how many +1’s he got and from who?

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    • May 27, 2013 12:16 am

      I’m interested in everything here but the throat sneezing.

    • Timothy permalink
      May 27, 2013 7:37 am

      This particular bout of estrogen does not smell so lovely.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 27, 2013 8:58 am

      I’ve never once had a patient present with “lively naked leg ache”, but I suppose there’s a first time for everything. I think I know Dildo Darlene though.

      And I’ve never heard of a Sex Arab Gay before. Maybe YDIS’s resident pole smoker Kent would care to enlighten us? Is this something our OSR tea baggin’ buddies should be worried about?

  9. Lord of the Things permalink
    May 27, 2013 3:10 pm

    One good thing I’ll say about America is that it produced a great TV show in the Columbo Detective Show.

    • May 27, 2013 5:32 pm

      Which is your favorite Mumford & Sons album?

      • Lord of the Things permalink
        May 27, 2013 6:31 pm

        The Mumford & Sons Detective Agency Sing a Song of Sixpence.

  10. kent permalink
    May 27, 2013 6:36 pm

    Homicide was the best tv cop series of all time and then some.

    Frank Pembleton is the eggheads’ egghead.

    • Lord of the Things permalink
      May 27, 2013 6:44 pm

      I can see Pembleton driving Columbo around Gotham City in the Peugeot 403 solving murders and giving Batman the finger.

    • Sykirobme permalink
      May 28, 2013 10:40 am

      Homicide WAS the best TV cop series of all time until the Wire.

      And, really, Homicide was only truly great for the first four seasons (and honestly, it’s only the first two seasons that really capture the rhythm of police work as depicted in Simon’s Homicide and Corwin’s The Killing Season, among others). It started going off the rails after that. Better than its contemporary NYPD Blue, but that ain’t saying much.

    • Francie permalink
      May 28, 2013 1:35 pm

      Pembleton is now a fat car salesman who huffs and puffs on trailwalks with Everybody Loves Raymond and Quantum Leap/Star Trek. It’s intentionally tragic I think

  11. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 28, 2013 4:44 pm

    Again with the Columbo shit, Kunt? You come HERE to fucking fanboy talk about a mildly entertaining detective show from the 70’s? What a shit life you must be living. Jump in front of a train and get it the fuck over with bro. A life like yours is NOT worth living. Not even joking. End it and the pain will stop.

    • Kilgore Trout permalink
      May 28, 2013 5:17 pm

      He is trolling.


  12. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 28, 2013 5:59 pm

    Hello? All trolls here, my friend.

    No, Kent actually wants to share things such as his Columbo boner. It’s why he’s fond of forums. It’s where lonely shitheads go who crave attention and approval for their crappy likes and dislikes from fellow tools.

  13. Lord of the Things permalink
    May 28, 2013 6:48 pm

    Kent can speak for himself but in the meantime I will say that while I am not a psychologist, I am moderately perceptive.

    Captain Kirks Dick Blood’s NON SEQUITUR is revealing. Suicide is on his mind, even if it is not on anyone else’s mind or in their comments. For some reason Captain Kirks Dick Blood considered the urging of a suicidal act a natural reaction, a plausible reaction, to a discussion of that great American contribution to culture, the Columbo Detective Show.

    It is sad that I am obliged to conclude that Captain Kirks Dick Blood has suicide burning hot on his mind and wants to share his despair obliquely with those in the only corner of the world he considers home. Periodically he thinks, ‘this is the weekend when my life becomes delicious’ only to discover that the only woman who finds him attractive was cast as the vicious dwarf in Don’t look Now.

    Don’t kill yourself, Captain Kirks Dick Blood !! Human Dwarf intercourse should not be hastily dismissed !!

    Also, Arneson’s Spectre & YDIS are your friends !! Insanity is a creative force !! Paint, Sing !!

  14. Lord of the Things permalink
    May 28, 2013 7:06 pm

    I am FULL of AWE for Zak Smith’s megadungeon concept.

    • kent permalink
      May 28, 2013 7:16 pm

      Looks pretty shit to me, like Zak was *transported* by the sight of a football stadium brochure and is unaware that the concentric dungeon is at least as old as Dante.

    • Lord of the Things permalink
      May 28, 2013 7:29 pm

      Sorry kent but your Aione dungeon is terrible. It is undercooked as if you were more concerned with advertising the thing that developing it. It is almost as if you have conceived of nothing beyond the few pastries you present once a year, pretending to greater depth. Zak is a genuine artist whereas you could barely paint your balls. Zak is deserving of veneration. You are irrelevant even on the scale of the OSR where everything is forgettable.

    • kent permalink
      May 28, 2013 7:35 pm

      When you are finished sucking Columbo’s cock you can suck mine and then my peer Dante’s.

    • Lord of the Things permalink
      May 28, 2013 7:44 pm

      That is out of the question.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 28, 2013 9:13 pm

      Psychiatry isn’t my medical specialty, but I’m going to diagnose Kent with dissociative identity disorder anyway. DID only requires two distinct personalities, but I actually think there may be three distinct personalities at work here: Kent, Lord of Things, and Uncle Carbuncle. Kent’s Rectum could be a possible fourth, but I can’t make a strong enough case for that.

      I’m also using an older copy of the DSM (DSM-II, specifically) before they took the gay out as mental disorder, so I’m also going to diagnose Kent as a homo too.

    • kent permalink
      May 28, 2013 9:31 pm

      Back when Arse Inspector Clouseau took the MMPI it was determined that the stain of his answers was what would be expected of six foot tall human faeces.

      Asked for comments on the cards of the Rorschach test Arse Inspector Clouseau at first recognized his own uterus but later decided he saw the internal organs of women he had killed.

    • May 29, 2013 4:43 am

      so like ok first of all is ‘subgenrefied’ a word now?

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      June 2, 2013 7:36 am

      You will note that Lord of the Things has used the Irish portal into D&D With Crack Whores in his link above. You will also note that we have previously established Kent is a Protestant Irish homosexual (also known as English) by the name of Paul “Dingle” Barry. I therefore stand by my original diagnosis of dissociative identity disorder (from Axis I), and based on further analysis of Kent’s subsequent posts, I am adding narcissistic personality disorder from Axis II to the list.

      If I were Kent’s physician, I would prescribe the antidepressants venlafaxine and phenelzine, and the antipsychotic medication aripiprazole, taken daily.

  15. Lord of Hair, Porn & Religious Genitals permalink
    May 28, 2013 8:00 pm

    (Long time lurker, first time poster)

    I hate kent. I fucking hate him. Kill yourself Kent, please.

  16. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 29, 2013 10:48 am

    Kunts meltdown is pretty epic there. It reminds me of a computer on a 70’s made for TV Sci Fi movie (maybe from Canada) losing it’s shit and arguing with itself before blowing up.

    • Lord of the Things permalink
      May 29, 2013 10:57 am

      You are still alive! What’s dwarf sex like?

      • Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
        May 29, 2013 11:34 am

        Kunt, you should have asked, “What’s sex like with another human being?”

  17. Lord of the Things permalink
    May 29, 2013 11:10 am

    Why feminists are important and why we need them to tell us what to think:

    • Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
      May 29, 2013 11:51 am

      Ah ok. Now I get it, Paul Dingle/Kunt/whatevershitstainnamehecameupwithtohidebehind should have asked “What’s sex like with another man, without my Irish protestant upbringing causing me to become guilt ridden, self loathing, shitbag?”

    • Timothy permalink
      May 29, 2013 12:55 pm

      That chick looks like Olympia Snowe. Who knew she was a feminist?

      • genghisdon permalink
        May 29, 2013 1:11 pm

        That cunt isn’t a feminist, she’s an opportunist that scams $ from feminists

    • Recovering Retard permalink
      May 29, 2013 4:56 pm

      I have been seeing this crap for too long. If people don’t like the message, they won’t buy it, right? Maybe these people who complain about ‘sexual dimorphism’ should create something better, then they could educate all of us mindless neanderthals who sully their little utopian world?

      I know, they can put all of their collective resources (i.e., Mommy & Daddy money, child support, welfare, etc.) into some ‘great feminist message’ game and let reality decide – then we can see who actually believes the dogshit they spout. Certainly, these purveyors of social justice are speaking for the majority of us, yes? So, they’d have no risk at all – they’d probably be rolling in the fucking dough! Sure, and the OSR doesn’t know what CTRL+C and CTRL+V is…

      These ‘isms’ are fucking up the world. These people could give fuck one about any supposed bias – they want fat cash from the big shots via lawsuits and/or concession money. In other words, these activists can’t produce anything, so they’ll just take the money from those who can. Kinda like welfare, but without EBT.

      I heard of the ‘race card’ before, but now the ‘twat card’?

      I can’t wait to see what’s next.

  18. Lord of the Things permalink
    May 29, 2013 12:05 pm

    You are just like Arneson’s Spectre & Captain Kirk’s Dick Blood except for the fact that you are noticeably dumber.


    • Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
      May 29, 2013 12:20 pm

      You are more like a prolapsed rectum, Even more useless.

    • Timothy permalink
      May 29, 2013 12:57 pm

      kent, quit fucking around. Be amusing, or disappear in yet another huff. Insulting your betters just makes you look, um, Irish.

  19. Lord of the Things permalink
    May 29, 2013 1:26 pm

    Anyway here is a list of Columbo episodes:

    (7.73) – “Columbo: Try and Catch Me (#7.1)” (1977)
    (7.65) – “Columbo: Any Old Port in a Storm (#3.2)” (1973)
    (7.65) – “Columbo: Swan Song (#3.7)” (1974)
    (7.64) – “Columbo: A Friend in Deed (#3.8)” (1974)
    (7.57) – Prescription: Murder (1968) (TV)
    (7.56) – “Columbo: Kent Hosts Sailor Day on his Poop Deck (#1.4)” (1971)
    (7.56) – “Columbo: Death Lends a Hand (#1.2)” (1971)
    (7.54) – “Columbo: Negative Reaction (#4.2)” (1974)
    (7.54) – “Columbo: Forgotten Lady (#5.1)” (1975)
    (7.54) – “Columbo: Now You See Him (#5.5)” (1976)
    (7.50) – It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)
    Next US airings:
    Tue. June 4 11:15 AM AMC
    (7.46) – “Columbo: A Stitch in Crime (#2.6)” (1973)
    (7.45) – “Columbo: Double Exposure (#3.4)” (1973)
    (7.45) – “Columbo: By Dawn’s Early Light (#4.3)” (1974)
    (7.45) – “Columbo: Fudgepacker Packin’ Heat aka Kent’s Revenge (#4.4)” (1975)
    (7.45) – “Columbo: How to Dial a Murder (#7.4)” (1978)
    (7.44) – “Columbo: Rest in Peace, Mrs. Columbo (#9.4)” (1990)
    (7.44) – “Columbo: It’s All in the Game (#12.1)” (1993)
    (7.40) – Murder by Death (1976)
    (7.38) – “Columbo: Murder by the Book (#1.1)” (1971)
    (7.36) – “Columbo: Double Shock (#2.8)” (1973)
    (7.35) – “Columbo: Publish or Perish (#3.5)” (1974)
    (7.35) – “Columbo: Murder Under Glass (#7.2)” (1978)
    (7.27) – “Columbo: Kent, Agent of the IRA (Irish Reach-Around Agency) (#1.0)” (1971)
    (7.27) – “Columbo: Blueprint for Murder (#1.7)” (1972)
    (7.27) – “Columbo: Étude in Black (#2.1)” (1972)
    (7.26) – “Columbo: The Most Crucial Game (#2.3)” (1972)
    (7.26) – “Columbo: Candidate for Crime (#3.3)” (1973)
    (7.26) – “Columbo: An Exercise in Fatality (#4.1)” (1974)
    (7.26) – “Columbo: I Was a Queen Here Once… and Always (#4.5)” (1975)
    (7.26) – “Columbo: The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case (#6.3)” (1977)
    (7.26) – “Columbo: Columbo Cries Wolf (#9.2)” (1990)
    (7.26) – “Columbo: Columbo Goes to College (#10.1)” (1990)
    (7.25) – “Columbo: Ashes to Ashes (#13.3)” (1998)
    (7.22) – The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast: Frank Sinatra (1977) (TV)
    (7.19) – Pocketful of Miracles (1961)
    (7.19) – Husbands (1970)
    (7.17) – “Columbo: The Most Dangerous Match (#2.7)” (1973)
    (7.17) – “Columbo: Identity Crisis (#5.3)” (1975)
    (7.17) – “Columbo: Columbo Goes to the Guillotine (#8.1)” (1989)
    (7.16) – “Columbo: A Deadly State of Mind (#4.6)” (1975)
    (7.16) – “Columbo: The Buggerer from Aione (#8.2)” (1989)
    (7.16) – “Columbo: Agenda for Murder (#9.3)” (1990)
    (7.15) – “Columbo: Death Hits the Jackpot (#11.1)” (1991)
    (7.11) – Griffin and Phoenix (1976) (TV)
    (7.10) – The Great Race (1965)
    (7.10) – The In-Laws (1979)
    (7.10) – The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
    (7.08) – “Columbo: Short Fuse (#1.6)” (1972)
    (7.08) – “Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle (#2.2)” (1972)
    (7.08) – Mikey and Nicky (1976)
    (7.07) – “Columbo: Fade in to Murder (#6.1)” (1976)
    (7.07) – “Columbo: Make Me a Perfect Murder (#7.3)” (1978)
    (7.06) – “Columbo: A Trace of Murder (#13.2)” (1997)
    (6.98) – “Columbo: In the Name of Pri I CURSE THEE!!! (#3.1)” (1973)
    (6.98) – “Columbo: Requiem for a Falling Star (#2.5)” (1973)
    (6.98) – “Columbo: The Conspirators (#7.5)” (1978)
    (6.98) – “Columbo: Murder, a Self Portrait (#9.1)” (1989)
    (6.97) – “Columbo: Uneasy Lies the Crown (#9.5)” (1990)
    (6.97) – Brigadoon (1966) (TV)
    (6.89) – Pressure Point (1962)
    (6.89) – “Columbo: Lady in Waiting (#1.5)” (1971)
    (6.89) – “Columbo: A Case of Immunity (#5.2)” (1975)
    (6.88) – Wind Across the Everglades (1958)
    (6.88) – “Columbo: Caution: Murder Can Be Hazardous to Your Health (#10.2)” (1991)
    (6.88) – “Columbo: Columbo and the Murder of a Rock Star (#10.3)” (1991)
    (6.88) – “Columbo: Undercover (#12.3)” (1994)
    (6.79) – “Columbo: Just Strokin’ It to Zak’s Porn (#2.4)” (1972)
    (6.79) – “Columbo: Mind Over Mayhem (#3.6)” (1974)
    (6.79) – “Columbo: Sex and the Married Detective (#8.3)” (1989)
    (6.79) – “Columbo: A Bird in the Hand… (#11.3)” (1992)
    (6.79) – “Columbo: Butterfly in Shades of Grey (#12.2)” (1993)
    (6.79) – “Columbo: Strange Bedfellows (#13.1)” (1995)
    (6.79) – “Columbo: Columbo Likes the Nightlife (#13.5)” (2003)
    (6.70) – “Columbo: Dead Weight (#1.3)” (1971)
    (6.70) – “Columbo: Old Fashioned Murder (#6.2)” (1976)
    (6.70) – The Lost World (2001) (TV)
    (6.70) – “The Twilight Zone: The Mirror (#3.6)” (1961)
    (6.62) – A Storm in Summer (2000) (TV)
    (6.62) – When Angels Come to Town (2004) (TV)
    (6.61) – “Columbo: A Matter of Honor (#5.4)” (1976)
    (6.61) – “Columbo: Grand Deceptions (#8.4)” (1989)
    (6.61) – “Columbo: The Man Who Was Not Wodehouse (#13.4)” (2000)
    (6.56) – Italiani brava gente (1964)
    (6.52) – Murder, Inc. (1960)
    (6.52) – “Columbo: Murder in Malibu (#9.6)” (1990)
    (6.51) – The Thing About My Folks (2005)
    (6.42) – “Columbo: Here Are More Pictures of my Books… Enjoy! (#5.6)” (1976)
    (6.42) – “Columbo: No Time to Die (#11.2)” (1992)
    (6.41) – The Brink’s Job (1978)

    • Timothy permalink
      May 29, 2013 1:48 pm

      That list did not have The Cheap Detective – his bravura performance.

    • May 29, 2013 1:53 pm

      Wow, a few of those episode titles are intriguing…

    • Lord of the Things permalink
      May 29, 2013 2:30 pm

      I thought I had seen all of the episodes.

  20. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 29, 2013 2:36 pm

    I never would have really looked if you haden’t said that. OK, put a star sticker on Kunts forehead today.

    But one this is sure, suddenly Freakshow Zak spending hours on his retarded megadungeon musings (subtitled “can we stop giving a fuck about your world you stay up all night working on and just playing some D&D?”) seems like time well spent.

  21. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 29, 2013 4:40 pm

    …and hey, looks like Zak finally changed his header photo he’s had for years of the pimply faced bitch with the d20 in her mouth. Looks like a couple of his low-end fetish film skanks having a good ol’ time in Vornheim or whatever the fuck. is that Bendy Mandy doing a Stephen Hawking head-loll pose at the table? Good times.

    • Recovering Retard permalink
      May 29, 2013 5:06 pm

      He didn’t use that nudie pic of himself – with his green hair and his little +2 cat poker, all sprung? I thought he was edgy – what a disappointment!

  22. kent permalink
    May 29, 2013 5:56 pm

    Jack Vance has passed away, up and away, far away, into the deep of the universe.

    He was interviewed in his nineties charmingly by some blog fanzine geordie, an interview I have on mp3 but I can’t find a link for it.

    Here is an interview from 1976:

    • May 29, 2013 6:09 pm

      I think the odds are good, like maybe 25% chance that this melancholy event rouses JaMal to tap fingertips to keyboard, for who would be so twatish to sully the comments with statements other than condolences at the loss of one of James’ peers.

  23. kent permalink
    May 30, 2013 12:39 am

    I haven’t posted on that I can remember but it looks like it might be fun.

    What’s interesting (and new to me) about this type of moron is that they articulate their stupidity with great clarity.


    [[Fresh Ninja:]]




    These are the type of mods I like to tap on the shoulder, swiftly pocketing my hands and whistling before they turn around.


    • kent permalink
      May 30, 2013 12:42 am

      Can’t use <<>> obviously.

  24. kent permalink
    May 30, 2013 12:41 am

    I haven’t posted on that I can remember but it looks like it might be fun.

    What’s interesting (and new to me) about this type of moron is that they articulate their stupidity with great clarity.

    — Advocating rape as a potentially valid plot element is still advocating rape, even if only in a specific context, and if you want to do it then you can’t start crying about other people using harsh language. —

    [[Fresh Ninja:]]
    — Including rape in fiction isn’t the same as being pro-rape. You’re playing word games in order to attack people. —

    — I’m attacking the argument by stating that no, including rape in fiction is in fact being pro-rape in fiction.

    What I’m seeing, yet again, is people who want to talk about sexual assault in a place where the victims and families of victims can see it, but who then also want total freedom from criticism and reprisal. Oh no, someone used harsh words and direct points to disagree with your argument! This is clearly less acceptable than saying that people should just accept rape in RPGs.

    Forgive me if I don’t sympathize with people who can’t take a little harsh language but are totally okay with putting rape on a pedestal. —



    These are the type of mods I like to tap on the shoulder, swiftly pocketing my hands and whistling before they turn around.


    • May 30, 2013 7:19 am

      Timely. Something Awful jumped on the same rape bus this morning:

      • Timothy permalink
        May 30, 2013 9:26 am

        That is some sick shit they showed on SA, particularly the last fucked up comic. I cruised by the kickstarter, and predictably, the backers are goosestepping for rape like the Carblowsa defenders championed Geoffie – and this Exalted bullshit is worse.

        What the fuck is it with the unblown gamer that they want to roleplay explorations of rape? They must actually get off with it.

        Fuck every NAMBLoid who backs that Excreted dickstarter. And fuck the “creators” who put the rape magic and rape comics in their bullshit game. It ain’t mature – its psychotic. Fuck ’em all to some gay fucked-up corner of hell.

      • Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
        May 30, 2013 10:59 am

        If you can point to one thing. This. This is what is wrong with the ‘edgy fantasy’ fucked up bullshit. I’m sure that Raggi is eating his heart out over this, that someone is fucking sicker than him. Child rape AND dragon ass sex.Fucking pathetic.

      • May 30, 2013 1:49 pm

        Plus their fucking ‘vision’ makes so much more money than his does.

        Who the hell is running that game now? Oh, Rich Thomas. Talk about a fucking survivor.

  25. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 30, 2013 11:54 am

    Traditionally it was the obviouisly Unblown dudes (like species unto themselves in gaming, which is why I coined the term) in games who seemed obsessed with getting busy with female PC’s or NPC’s. Most canny DM’s would take a cue from the female players; that is, have the NPC’s reject their pathetic characters the same way the PC’s did. If they got laid, they had to pay for it. Dearly.

    It seems a natural progression that The Unblown (a wholly owned trademark of The Dickblood Foundation) would just evolve into “fuck it, lets just rape everything. If it don’t rape, it gets raped.” Just another weird gamer thing, and another thing to make us not want to tell non-gamers about our “quaint little hobby.” It used to be the fact that the game was about pretending to be murderous hobbits and gnomes that was kind of embarrasing to bring up at BBQ’s. Shit, it sounds downright juvinile compared to what these dipshits are doing with it.

  26. Recovering Retard permalink
    May 30, 2013 12:33 pm

    Fucking Rapenerds.

    Look at who produces this shit, look at who supports it. They are sexually inadequate, socially crippled morons who epitomize all that is sick and weak in our culture. These rapenerds can’t function in a society of adults. Their sadistic perverse fantasies are the only means by which to express their self-induced sexual frustration. Individuals like this are a danger to children and should swing from a rope. I wouldn’t waste a bullet on a rapenerd.

    This is why I go fishing, work on my house, work on cars, garden, and read non-fiction. I could kick myself for not doing this shit sooner in my life. Reality is such a fascinating place. Using one’s mind and hands to accomplish something tangible is the most rewarding thing there is.

  27. Francie permalink
    May 30, 2013 2:23 pm

    I too am appalled at the things people fantasize about. In the real world, I like to throw some meat on the grill and suck back a few cool ones with my bros before nailing my gf on the hood of my good car

    • May 30, 2013 3:28 pm

      lesbians rock

    • Francie permalink
      May 30, 2013 3:42 pm

      Mmmmm. Lesbians.

    • May 30, 2013 4:45 pm

      I hope by “car” you mean “monster truck” otherwise that sounds like some gay shit you’re into. AND YOU BETTER BE WEARING A FOOTBALL HELMET!!!

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        May 30, 2013 5:44 pm

        This is an open call to the entire gaming community. Not just YDIS, but EN World, The RPG Shite, Dragonsfoot, Big Purple Dildo and everywhere in between:


      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        May 31, 2013 7:41 am

        And list your PC’s rapes and their XP value.

  28. kent permalink
    May 30, 2013 6:33 pm

    OK, Im baffled. I read the Something Awful piece sniggering in disbelief and baffled. I realise I know little about Gaming as a scene or a cultural gathering. I have made my own players from normals and haven’t met any other gamers in real life. I suspect this is a good thing.

    I can’t say I am ‘offended’ by the ‘rape’ theme. From this distance the idea that the Exalted material discussed at Something Awful is part of an rpg strikes me as very funny.

    To be so earnest and meticulous about extracting adolescent sexual fantasies from the inside of spotty faced heads, literally laying them out on a table to share with the other boys, elevates immaturity and sexual imbecility to the status of a social ritual. It is a delightfully amusing conceit and I think they should sell tickets so normals can watch these guys at play.

    • May 30, 2013 7:12 pm

      The kids these days love to feel like they’re changing the world and coming out against rape is the entry level achievement slot that unlocks the White Knight Progression Tier. My only explanation for Zack Parsons appearing to give a fuck about something for which no fucks should be given is that he periodically anoints himself Crusader in Chief now that he is a BIG PUBLISHED AUTHOR and not just the head writer at a moderately popular troll site.

  29. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 30, 2013 7:52 pm

    Some C-level Celeb like Henry Rollins makes a simple statement like “nobody should rape” and suddenly all the dumb bitches and liberal half-fags on Facebook are quoting him and cheering “what an evolved and intelligent man!” like we are all a bunch of leering would-be gang rapists waiting our turn like Last Exit to Brooklyn or something. There is a certain over sensitivity about the subject, like we are all expected to step up to the podium and proclaim that we are against rape.

    Still, a bunch of drooling cat-piss stankers in Stephen Hawking glasses or chubbed up, buttcrack stink fat beards sitting around a table eating doritos talking about the components of a rape enchantment and the etiquette of avoiding “friendly fire” while crowding around and porking a naked victim seems just plain gross. I don’t know any White Wolf fans. Are they good looking people? Cause if they are fairly young and fairly hot I think I could get behind the concept a little more.

    • May 30, 2013 8:01 pm

      “Still, a bunch of drooling cat-piss stankers in Stephen Hawking glasses or chubbed up, buttcrack stink fat beards sitting around a table eating doritos talking about the components of a rape enchantment and the etiquette of avoiding “friendly fire” while crowding around and porking a naked victim seems just plain gross.”

      What will it cost to commission Poag to render this? I will chip in $20.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 30, 2013 8:39 pm

      There is a big White Wolf fan named Matt.Ceb on Big Purple Dildo who is the poster child for socially retarded unblown White Wolf fans you should look into. His posts are always good to go to when you just want to point and laugh. He looks like he might be a bit of a fatty too.

      The other guy Kaiu Keiichi is a misanthrope as well.

      • May 30, 2013 9:56 pm

        The amount of energy these wackos dump into that forum is astounding. These guys posts dozens and hundreds of comments in a single thread, get banned, then create another thread to post dozens of more times to talk about the other thread. And the mods are super into it, like where does that commitment to meaninglessness come from?

      • May 30, 2013 10:37 pm

        Every time I see a thread over there Bruce Baugh is quitting in a huff. It’s like fucking groundhog day or grognardia day or something. A lot of those mods are minor wolfies so there’s a tendency to circle the wagons. I’ll pay $20 for that Poag commission but he might do it for free if he gets to keep the reference materials. Francie, we appear to share taste in handsome women but you probably have a better shot there.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        May 31, 2013 5:41 am

        There is a new level of efficiency with the moderation at Big Purple Dildo ever since Ettin and The Wyzard joined the mod staff. Those two like to start the controversial threads with inflammatory first posts, then they wait for the unblown unwashed buttcrack masses to take the bait so they can pick them off one by one with the mod gun. It’s a well oiled machine over there.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 31, 2013 5:52 am

      Also, A-Lister Patrick Stewart said don’t be raping or hitting women recently too, giving far more geek cred to the white knight gamer movement.
      Although “it is wrong to rape or hit women,” or anybody for that matter, should really go without saying.

    • Scott permalink
      June 4, 2013 12:18 pm

      Henry Rollins did a “spoken word” appearance here recently. (Basically standup comedy without jokes.) My more earnest acquaintances got the vapors from the received wisdom and realness of it all. I just want to know why they don’t call it Roundtine. 😦

  30. Timothy permalink
    May 31, 2013 6:11 am

    I guess I am a white knight, because I do find having specific mechanics in your game to rape pcs and npcs to be fucking embicilic and disturbing. It doesn’t make you mature or cooler than Henry Rollins to cast a rape spell.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 31, 2013 7:38 am

      And you are right, Timothy, because it IS wrong! It’s fucking disgusting. But the derp de durps arguing against it at places like Big Purple Dildo are just as stupid as the unblown asshats who want to play RAPE: The RPG.

    • May 31, 2013 7:43 am

      What if you cast the rape spell ON Henry Rollins?

      • Timothy permalink
        May 31, 2013 7:57 am


        OK, having him throw it to me up the backside while screaming “I think you got a low self opinion, man,” into my ear is also an undesirable result.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 31, 2013 7:47 am

      What does a rape spell do, actually? Does it make you rape, or does it get you raped? Or is it just Fireball or Magic Missile (hah!) with rape (preferably of a minor I take it) as the somatic component? If it’s the former, I’d like to see Henry Rollins bufu Glenn Beck until he cries for mommy.

  31. Aos permalink
    May 31, 2013 8:16 am

    Ydis and DF had a love child

    • May 31, 2013 8:30 am

      tl;dr except to see that he’s got a boner for John Adams, which is fucking laughable. Which brings me to my theory why the Delving Never boxes still have not been sent: John has no money for postage. All the money from the pre-orders was spent in the intervening 2 years during multiple bouts of unemployment, church scandals, karate lessons, etc. Last I checked, junior pastor in Buttfuck USA (POP. 2,732) doesn’t pay shit so he can scratch together maybe $50/week for postage, which comes out to probably 4-7 boxes. Should have all those out by Spring ’14 at the latest.


    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 31, 2013 8:49 pm

      I thought I liked this OSR WTF guy, really wanted to subscribe to his newsletter and all after he trashed the OSR for abandoning REAL old school out of print D&D for all these cut and paste retroturds that come out every other week, until I saw this on his blog roll:

      What I’m running.
      Wizards’ World
      Labyrinth Lord
      Treasure Awaits!
      Barebones Fantasy

      Then I knew he was just another unblown OSR unwashed social retard with a poorly wiped butt crack. Really broke my heart.

  32. kent permalink
    May 31, 2013 9:36 am

    Proof that women too went on the crusades to do their bit even if chauvinists and sports fans won’t admit it:

    Priest: Come on! Who threw that?

    Bearded Persons: She did! She did! She did! Him! Him! Him!

  33. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 31, 2013 11:06 am

    Although “it is wrong to rape or hit women,” or anybody for that matter, should really go without saying.”

    Have you ever had to get on a city bus because your car is in the shop or you don’t have a designated driver (or just don’t have a car like Sexy Lexy)? They are chock full of placards like “don’t rape” and “don’t abuse the elderly.” It all goes without saying, and I am sure it is not going to deter a raper or elder-abuser. It’s mostly about placating liberals and getting brownie points for politicians. The liberals see something getting done, that actually gets nothing done. Like the “Click it or Ticket” seatbelt awareness campaigns some states spend millions of dollars on. Since the 70’s our cars have had an annoying gong going off to tell us to put the damn belt on, but still it’s an issue that gets everybody nodding approval who thinks any of this shit provides a solution.

    As for my “Friendly Fire” Kickstarter, I think I’m going to produce a Showtime series or something. It’ll be like “Real Sex” or shows like that where you think you are going to see hot chicks, but ends up being fat, bearded Russian ladies with a fetish for whipping bearskin rugs. My show has the promise of game reenactments of violent elf maiden abuse, but ends up being a couple of Ed Greenwood looking fucks snickering, rolling dice, and consulting rape charts.

  34. kent permalink
    May 31, 2013 5:44 pm

    Does anyone know if there exists a Detective Columbo Role-playing Game?

    If not, would anyone be interested in purchasing a pamphlet featuring guidelines for behaving like Columbo and instructions on how to solve murders at the gaming table?

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 31, 2013 8:44 pm

      No you dumb fuck.

    • kent permalink
      May 31, 2013 10:42 pm

      Columbo said to tell you he doesn’t rate you as smart enough for him to take an interest in your murders. This was *before* I told Columbo that you were a mental patient.

      ‘That figures’, Columbo said.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        June 1, 2013 6:17 am

        Whatever Kunt you pseudointellectual mental midget.

  35. kent permalink
    June 1, 2013 6:46 am

    Columbo: Just one more thing, Kent sir, while I think of it. In four years have you found any members of the OSR whom you consider reasonably intelligent.

    Kent: I suppose there are somewhere between a half-dozen and a dozen gamers whose comments don’t give me a headache as I try to avoid stupid people at all times in life.

    Columbo: Is Arneson’s Spectre on of those smart fellows?

    Kent: lol

    Columbo: lol

    Kent: LOL

    Columbo: LOL

    • June 1, 2013 7:53 am

      Sorry to interrupt you Kent but Zak has asked you to take 10 minutes and do this:

      It would behoove you to comply.

      • kent permalink
        June 1, 2013 10:55 am

        One bends one’s knee when Zak Smith strides into a room on his tiny little legs. He is a Colossus of the art cosmos, think of the largest mouse you have ever seen and then visualise a rodent 5% larger with a paintbrush in its teeth and glitter all about the place. Add to this a mind excited by easy access to filthy tunnels and you have the modern dungeoneer artist.

        Map? He has one. Caves? Easy. Numbers on the map? Lots. Random words rendering thought unnecessary? You bet ya. Fans, adherents, yesmen? Yes. Nomen? No. Yesmen? I said ‘yes’.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      June 1, 2013 8:07 am

      Just remember, Kunt – a jaculus is not the same thing as ejaculate, although they share a common Latin root. One is a small mythical dragon, the other is the white stuff you like to get sprayed all over your face.

      • Lt. Columbo, LAPD permalink
        June 1, 2013 8:12 am

        Just one more thing, sir. I hate to bother you if I could just have a moment of your time.

        You know, it really doesn’t take a detective to figure out Kent is gay.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        June 1, 2013 7:12 pm

        That was a pretty good impression of Peter Falk, I’ll give you that.

  36. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 1, 2013 3:48 pm

    They actually made a Columbo board game back in the day, Kunt. I actually had it. I probably liked the show as a chilld because of the funny-sounding man. But the game sucked, and was pretty much a Clue knockoff. I would have much preferred the Mannix game. And I’m guessing an RPG based on Columbo would be pretty piss-poor to play. Everybody would have to talk like Lt. Columbo LAPD is above. The setting would be rich peoples houses. The GM could draw it up like a swanky dungeon, and instead of monsters and treasures there are little clues to be found when the Lt. is all “Excuse me, but would you mind if I used your bathroom, and noticed some condemning stuff along the way, sir”?

    On the Zak Fuckeduphair front; WTF? Is he really starting to run out of material? His “take 10 minutes” decree to the Unblown is about the type of shit you would see on early Grognaria or Jeffs Gameblog posts. Just instead of rats with coppers he has “Edgy” beasts like cannibal mermains and flail snails. The genius of the mermaids is that fun comments about them “eating each other” can be made by the comic genius’ of the Unblown Club. And I assume the flail snails are an analogy of something from Weirdhair’s life, like when he and a tranny friend “swordfight” naked in the living room of the shitbox Hollywood apt. for Mandy’s amusement.

    • June 1, 2013 7:23 pm

      Warms my frozen heart to see him catch on to how pre-packaged game materials can provide a framework for imagination and not just run out of the shrinkwrap. Shades of 1978; imagine what he’d do with a commercial module product like B1!

      !Art Score Update! He’s dropped another 110 points in the last two weeks to a new career low of 8,789th hottest commodity on the art scene. Maybe something went terribly wrong with his latest show because normally you go up the rankings when your gallery gets you out there. Did anyone besides his most ardent wannabes actually go? You can’t drag me that far crosstown unless I’m buying a kayak or crawling up from a MePa bender so it was a no-go for me. FUCK!

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      June 2, 2013 7:22 am

      Gary Gygax always said he modeled the ranger class on Columbo.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
        June 2, 2013 7:45 pm

        And the monk class was modeled after Jim Rockford.

  37. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 3, 2013 3:50 pm

    Kunt, I’m inspired by your Columbo love to write some fan fic about the weekend mystery show line up from the 70’s. My first story is going to be Columbo meeting McMillan and Wife, and joining them in San Fran for a swinging party. Eventually the mildly autistic Columbo gets invited up to the master suite for a double team on Susan St. James. Because of his glass eye Columbo misses and sticks it to McMillan on accident, but seeing as it is San Fran and Rock Hudson he doesn’t mind. It ends badly though when McCloud, also attending the party, stumbles on the depraved scene with the two 40ish guys nailing a 20 something Susan st. James, and ends up kicking the shit out of the two dudes. That’s what I have so far, anyway.

    • June 3, 2013 5:01 pm

      Don’t forget Banacek.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      June 3, 2013 5:16 pm

      Consider adding a scene where Barnaby Jones performs some intense tag team cunnilingus on his wife Cleopatra Jones and her friend Foxy Brown. Make sure the clever old codger is described with chocolate glazed doughnut face too. Maybe add a cameo of Jed Clampett eating Granny’s beaver (the stew, not her pussy – this is a family show!)

  38. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    June 3, 2013 5:07 pm

    100 posts in and I still know nothing of the Middenmurk guy. What’s his story?

  39. Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
    June 3, 2013 6:17 pm

    Same here. WTF? We got Kunt pulling his pud over Columbo whilst a mystery transpires unsolved!

  40. June 3, 2013 6:46 pm

    No mystery, I actually like the guy’s stuff. His only sin is being cozy with Zak Attack.

    Now… didn’t someone say something about a LotFP Holocaust denier?!?!?

  41. Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
    June 3, 2013 7:06 pm

    No mystery you say? Gadzooks! I see nothing about this Middenmurk or LotFP Holocaust denier. Google avails not and it’s unsolved or more appropriately unlinked and unheraled.
    Don’t tease us fer cryin’ out loud!
    Snorting bathsalts from Kunt’s Mother’s unshaven back.

  42. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    June 4, 2013 7:19 am

    Yes, who is the LotFP Holocaust denier? I’m guessing it isn’t Geoffey, because even though he thinks the South will rise again and he will one day own Negro slaves to help him with a Kickstarter, I can still see him appreciating the value of the Holocaust as a 9th level spell component. Now this would be something right up Poag’s alley, and possibly Rob Cuntz, although Cuntz is probably content just blaming Obama for the Holocaust.

  43. The Fire Giant That Killed Black Dougal permalink
    June 4, 2013 11:13 am

    Who cares?

    More importantly – where is Bloodymage? I managed to get past his virus-riddled site with a different web platform, but his UTTERINGS OF A MADMAN blog has no date/timestamps so it’s a total mess. Is that current? Is he dead? Where’s Columbo on this? If he’s too busy being dead, can we at least get McCloud on the case? He’s a desert rat too, surely he can help?

    And where the hell is IRWS dammit?

  44. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 4, 2013 11:22 am

    IRWS sailed into the sunset, like Batman at the end of Dark Knight Rises. His duty done. Really, after a Terminator kills it’s target and completes it’s imperative, what would it do next?

    The International Spambots on Blooeymage’s site become so powerful that they became self aware. Now he is trapped in the warehouse, invaded by fiber optic rods and connected to surge protectors, working for his, and soon our, robot masters. He spends his days compiling data on humanity for The Machines, but gets an hour off at night to work on his own projects. Right now it’s a dungeon set below one of those porta johns (or Mexican Space Shuttles as they are known in AZ).

  45. Lord of the Things permalink
    June 4, 2013 1:51 pm

    *** BRAINPOWER ***

    • ratsliveonnoevilstar permalink
      June 5, 2013 5:15 am

      Believe me, I’d be the first to criticize the militia/survivalist jackwagons at the KKK if they deserved it, but I think you’re just (continuing to) feel hurt over their unwillingness to allow you to insult their intelligence on a daily basis (i.e., your banning). Granted, all of what AxeMental writes is pure as the drivel snow, and half of what the rest of them say rises from deep wells of unexamined geek self-loathing and resentment, but Game of Thrones (doorstops AND television program) sucks in every conceivable post-Tolkien fantasy way imaginable. What exactly is your beef with this particular discussion, O Mistress of Wisdom? That the knuckle-dragging historical reenactors of the Alehouse have opinions, and won’t let you tell them directly how dumb they are?

      This has been my biannual visit and desultory kent bashing. Try not to miss me too much until December.

  46. Lord of the Things permalink
    June 4, 2013 3:10 pm

    Wow. Wee.

    Best sounding mastering of Black Sabbath – Paranoid – for those with a Hi-Fi is:
    Vertigo 33PD-353 from Japan; Paranoid + most of Black Sabbath – two-fer.

    I love listening to my Hi-fi system thinking of all you cloth-eared morons with your shitty ipod to baby monitor speaker set-up.

    • Lord of the Things permalink
      June 4, 2013 3:11 pm


    • Lord of the Things permalink
      June 4, 2013 3:22 pm

      Its funny. I prefer classical music but I still have better taste in rock music and listen to better masterings of rock on a better Hi-Fi system than you retards. lol.

      What am I … a god among men? A ‘god’ .. yeah … that’s about right …

      The GOD of the Things.

      • Kilgore Trout permalink
        June 4, 2013 8:55 pm

        A god who loves rod.

        Keep posting you mad gay thing you!

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      June 4, 2013 9:35 pm

      Kent, are you okay taking your psych meds by yourself, or do you want us to call the nusre for you?

      • Lord of the Things permalink
        June 5, 2013 3:22 am

        Not only are you a MORAL HUNCHBACK but you are also a REPETITIVE BORE.

        Don’t feel you have to respond to my comments you stupid cunt. In fact ydis would be far better off without you.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        June 5, 2013 6:08 am

        Okay Paul, you pseudointellectual mental midget. I’ll leave you alone from now on so you can continue to wallow in your delusions of grandeur that you are somehow top retard in this special ed class. I know you’ve been dismissed and rejected everywhere else you dared to dream you would fit in and YDIS is all you have left now. Please, continue to ramble behind your various screen names – Kent, Lord of the Things, Uncle Carbuncle, Kent’s Rectum. I shall ignore you all, and encourage others to do so as well so that your healing may begin.

  47. Kilgore Trout permalink
    June 5, 2013 4:08 am

    Someone give Kent her naprogesic.

  48. Lord of the Things permalink
    June 5, 2013 8:48 am

    Arneson’s Spectre,

    You offer nothing. For good or ill you have nothing interesting to say.

    You have no positive presence in the community; there is no evidence you are creative, artistic and you certain don’t write well, even if you write often; you have no opinions on gaming anyone considers worth listening or responding to and if you are not interested in gaming then what are you doing here? Perhaps you are lost? You are stupid enough not to realise you might be lost.

    Let us examine your negative presence as documented here on ydis. You consider yourself a hilarious troll, I can imagine you like Rupert Pupkin turning up the volume on a laughter track as you type but I see no evidence that anyone here finds you funny and could indicate an example of your wit. You come across more like a deranged stalker than a troll.

    Your repertoire of wit consists in its entirety of two accusations, the first of homosexuality, the second of drug taking. ‘Rectum’ is your favourite word. You never tire of repeating yourself. In short you are a cretin.

    Even a shithole like YDIS would be better off without you, a tiresome finger-licking proctologist.

    • June 5, 2013 9:24 am

      Okay guys, gotta use my mod voice here. Personal attacks are a NO-NO. We’re in the trust tree here, in the nest. This is a safe place to share opinions, engage in thoughtful critique, and respond constructively to the contributions of others. Instead I’m seeing lots of name-calling, thought shaming, and othering. Let’s open doors to understanding, not slam them on each others’ fingers. Consider with your mind, speak from your heart, and type with your fingers (or whatever physical input device you prefer for our differently-abled friends).

      Thank you.

      • Scott permalink
        June 5, 2013 9:45 am

      • June 5, 2013 1:37 pm

        That’s fun. My favorite author bio snippet so far:

        “Maddy writes about video games and geek culture for the Boston Phoenix magazine, and she manages their website. In her free time, she plays the keytar and makes cosplays.

      • genghisdon permalink
        June 11, 2013 12:46 pm

        “Okay guys, gotta use my mod voice here. Personal attacks are a NO-NO.”

        LOL, that’s pure comedy gold

    • Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
      June 5, 2013 12:00 pm

      Pot meet kettle.

  49. Timothy permalink
    June 5, 2013 10:21 am

    Hey kent, maybe you could start hanging out in the Reaper Bones comment thread. Lots of entitled whiners there, after a few of your hypercognizant posts, you would start feeling superior with actual cause.

    Our old pal Jason “Nosnra had feelings, dammit!” Zavoda is there and crying up a storm because Reaper won’t hold his hand and tell him that there is nothing new to report every day. If you click on his profile there, you can access his most recent comments. Pure faggoty gold.

    • Lord of the Things permalink
      June 5, 2013 11:27 am

      Ive no idea what you’re on about.

    • Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
      June 5, 2013 11:29 am

      Seamus seems like a IRWS without the dedication. Or tenacity. Or vulgarity.

      • Timothy permalink
        June 5, 2013 1:49 pm

        Or intelligence.

  50. Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
    June 5, 2013 11:24 am

    Geez Kunt. What got you so butthurt? Did your drunken mother vomit over your beanie baby collection? Or did Arneson’s Spectre finally get too you? Inquiring minds want to know!!

    • Lord of the Things permalink
      June 5, 2013 11:40 am

      Schizonomicon Redux / Chatdemon’s Manboobs

      Your blog is shit. LOL.

      Check it out morons:

      • Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
        June 5, 2013 11:50 am

        At least his blog is up shit for brains!


      • Lord of the Things permalink
        June 5, 2013 12:02 pm

        Shit blog shit guy, as the saying goes.

      • Timothy permalink
        June 5, 2013 12:07 pm

        Hot damn, glad those posts were archived. Thanks for the link, auntie kent!

        And lighten up, kent. You weren’t always a bitter little caricature of a failed blogger. You used to be kinda insightful and humorous. Take a dump, drink some Tullamore Dew, and then come back to us.

      • Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
        June 5, 2013 12:23 pm

        I know right? Kunt used to be this snarky little fuck but lately I get this dark vibe from him. He’s either in a transition period in his life or he’s got some sort of personal crisis going on that we don’t know (or want too know) about. Either way, YDIS is better with him around. Keeps things interesting, kind of like a punching bag that fights back.

      • June 5, 2013 2:04 pm

        Your criticism would make me feel sad inside if that was my blog but AFAIK that guy is a completely different angry satanist. Who does need to get off his ass and weigh in on crucial topics of our age like why the KRS targeted “evil” adventuring parties to pay higher x.p. training costs, the importance of Amedio “guest workers” in the plantations and whether Harry Potter would have sorted Stark or Lannister if he’d just let the fucking hat do its fucking job.


  51. Lord of the Things permalink
    June 5, 2013 2:39 pm

    I love this place. I love controlling the tone. I get to humiliate morons, make them huddle together cringing, weeping and cursing and I don’t get banned. Heaven.

    “Let’s huddle together,” said jowly aunt Timothy who was confined to the institute for baking her nieces in a pie. “If we weep into our shawls maybe he will pity us. Quick, more tears … and curses, more curses and tears.”

    Timothy was a fat middle-aged woman who liked to make friends at yourdungeonissuck, keeping one eye alert for pretty little girls she might cover in soft pastry.

    One day Timothy and her friends at the Institute For Mental Cases and Freaks, learned about democracy by means of a television programme. Huddling together beneath their tear-stained shawls they decided that since they outnumbered the doctors, *they* would diagnose who, what, which and whether from that moment on. “Let that be a lesson to them,” said Timothy’s jowls.

    • Timothy permalink
      June 5, 2013 3:05 pm

      I am not jowly; the rest of that description of me may or may not be true.

      But “controlling the tone?” Even you can’t be that deluded, kentie. Inviting mockery for your lack of humor and dispensing obligatory condescension only exposes how far you have fallen.

      Maybe you should beg for reinstatement at the KKKAlehouse; you and vargr1105
      have much in common, and can embark on a campaign of racial enlightenment. Or maybe the RPGsite will have you back? They’ll take anybody, right?

      • Lord of the Things permalink
        June 5, 2013 4:30 pm

        You certainly are jowly, that’s for me to decide. You look exactly like Roger Ebert and don’t deny it you stupid bitch.

        >> “dispensing obligatory condescension only exposes how far you have fallen”

        That doesn’t make sense.

        I challenge you make sense of that exact statement, not to make a different statement in the guise of explaining it, but to make sense of what you yourself said with those exact words (you stupid bitch.)

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      June 5, 2013 6:45 pm


  52. Lord of the Things permalink
    June 5, 2013 2:57 pm

    Who’s this, wearing an expensive suit, crawling along the floor in the dormitory so late at night? Why its Scott. He is not registered at the Institute For Mental Cases and Freaks but he sneaks in to sniff at the shoes of the criminally insane.

    “I empathize with criminals,” Scott said while fixing three stray hairs back into place. The criminal scent makes me all woozy inside. You see, I am not allowed to be naughty, in fact I am well paid for both knowing and obeying the law. But …, ” at this point Scott made a fierce face, an effort which used up all his breath, “but I like to stand beside dangerous men, and smell them, you know, empathize?”

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      June 5, 2013 6:45 pm


  53. June 5, 2013 4:04 pm

    Tenkar refuses to fund anymore Kickstarters and reveals the worst of the worst. No surprises, aside from the removal of Dwimmermount from the list.

    • Lord of the Things permalink
      June 5, 2013 4:33 pm

      Do you mind? Im controlling the tone here, with delicacy. Fuck off until tomorrow.

  54. Let me tell you about my character permalink
    June 5, 2013 4:45 pm

    Rectum? Nearly killed him.

  55. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 5, 2013 5:23 pm

    Kunt, your weird delusions are a lot like Oh Captain My Captain, Blooeymage. It’s great fun to watch the slow burn meltdown of an OSR idiot, but when you realize that their life is probabley totally out of control and their puny efforts are some bizarre, convoluted primal screams for help and it is probably going to end with shotgun blasts to themselves and perhaps a loved one, it gets kind of depressing even for a soulless bastard like me. You say you are married. Though she is probably a fat and ugly superbitch (and non-existant), you have to feel for what she has to go through. Why don’t you show some love and share with her, rather than folk on whatever blogs will allow you to spew? Break out your old Lp’s and play them on your shitty 1980’s sound system and brag to her about how crap techology is. Grab up some Betamax copies of Columbo, stick some Jiffy Pop in the 20 year old mike, and share you’re belated old timey loves with her. She loved you once. Maybe even let you control the tone of the conversations. But here you are just starting to sound sad. And that’s funny. I think. Fuck!

    • Lord of the Things permalink
      June 5, 2013 6:16 pm

      It is revealing that in your mind if someone (you?) were having a ‘meltdown’ they would go to the yourdungeonissuck blog for succour.

      You are enamoured of your own voice, yet it is the voice of a thick-lipped spitty-mouthed lisping cretin fit only for whispering (and spitting) late night ghost stories to children who may be intimidated by your drool flecked beard and the poisonous nose-juice oozing onto your lip.

      It is immediately obvious that, knowing nothing about me, the life you ascribe to me is your own confession. While it is obscurely flattering for you to wish to conflate our lives in some sort of bizarre psycho-biographical tryst, I must ask that you desist and live out your own life, with any attendant reportage, without fantastical references to me or any other superior persons. Perhaps you were an obnoxious rodent in a former existence and now must pay the penalty. Be brave! Have heart! You have at most six decades to endure your current brain and personality.

      • June 5, 2013 6:40 pm

        Physician, heal thyself

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        June 5, 2013 6:43 pm

        What a WINDBAG! Jesus Mother Fucking Christ Kent you are a pseudointellectual BORE! Where’s your talking rectum persona lately, Kunt? You know we like him better than we do you, right?

      • Chatdemon's Manboobs permalink
        June 5, 2013 8:02 pm

        Pissant is more like it.

      • Zarathustra permalink
        June 6, 2013 12:22 am

        Wall of text just to say- nuh uh, you are! Try harder Kunt.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        June 6, 2013 11:19 am

        Kunt, anyone who reads that can only imagine it as a spittle-flinging, say-it-don’t-spray-it bizzaro rant played at high speed.

        I kinda miss Jamal Geekface, but still, these are good times. What a great summer this is going to be!

      • Francie permalink
        June 6, 2013 4:32 pm

        CKDB, you are letting yourself down badly. AS is an utter fucking prick, don’t side with him or I’ll box your shitty ears. Instead maybe you could get back to making the occasional funny post without taking yourself in any way seriously.

  56. June 5, 2013 6:39 pm

    In a bid to become the shadow Grognardia, Timothy Brannan continues to “review” White Dwarf magazine. In other news, I lost interest after the first two words.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      June 5, 2013 6:44 pm

      Ouch. I see what you mean. Timmy Brannan is no longer my favorite Lesbian Witch Trapped in a Man’s Body.

  57. June 5, 2013 6:43 pm

    And finally, Nostack declares holy jihad on the sacred text of AD&D, thus leaving the K&K crowd gasping in horror at how someone could deconstruct the combat rules.

    And Nostack declares the OSR dead. Again.

    • Timothy permalink
      June 6, 2013 7:00 am

      Gotta love those Mule Abides kids, thirty somethings who thought jumping on the coat tails of the OSR would solve their lives’ lack of meaning. I guess their whole “The king is dead; long live the king” schtick makes sense given their focus on economic roleplaying (AndroidConcubineQueer). Nostack in particular must feel liberated by his continual declarations of the OSR being dead. Wasn’t he the same fag crying about megadungeons being maligned last year, because somebody disagreed with the “legendary” moniker they gave Dumbermount?

      • June 6, 2013 7:08 pm

        He appears to be the one of the Forge-ilk who has found a new meaning in life by recasting 30 year old games and the nostalgic fad they spawned into a GNS-esque orgy of redefinitions.

  58. Kent's Rectum permalink
    June 6, 2013 6:35 am

    Last night when Kent was fingering me while jacking off, he kept moaning “Get the prostate, Arneson’s Spectre! Get it! Get it!”

    • Fatty McNeckbeard permalink
      June 6, 2013 4:05 pm

      Yay! The best part of Kent is back!

  59. Fatty McNeckbeard permalink
    June 6, 2013 4:18 pm

    YDIS, thanks much for the obligatory post so I don’t have to scroll down 400+ posts.

    And Kent, god bless your sadomasochistic ass. (And that beautifully fucking twisted brain.) You + YDIS = a dog fight consisting of a chihuahua vs a pack of rabid pit bulls….but the chihuahua keeps getting back up and shouting “I’ve won, I’ve won!”

    Fatty, drinking=to get drunk.

  60. General Adolf E. Lee, CSA permalink
    June 7, 2013 7:29 am

    Good Day, Gentlemen!

    I’m a fan of the OSR and a Civil War reenactment enthusiast, and several very kind gentlemen from other message boards told me this is the place I definitely want to be to meet like-minded fellows like myself. Men who can appreciate a fine cigar and a good bourbon, enjoy hours around the gaming table with only the older editions of D&D, take pride in their White cultural heritage, and enjoy speculative historical fiction where the South wins the Civil War and saves us from the Liberal Welfare State we have today by allying with Nazi Germany in WWII. So here I am! I look forward to getting to know each one of you.

    • June 7, 2013 7:57 am

      Welcome to our little slice of NeoDixie, General Lee! First topic is a toughie. Who wins in a race to Stalingrad: General H.M.C. Longstreet III starting from Baghdad with a combined arms mecho-man/blimp raider army, or Lt. General Jamieson “Stony Jr.” Jackson jumping off from the L-5 Plantation Cluster with a crack squad of LightningSturmtruppen?

      • General Adolf E. Lee, CSA permalink
        June 7, 2013 8:07 am

        Certainly a topic for interesting debate! My money is on old Stony Junior, but only if his LightningSturmtruppen are backed up by an elite unit of Frankenstapo.

      • General Adolf E. Lee, CSA permalink
        June 7, 2013 8:11 am

        And thank you for the warm welcome, Mr Yourdung Geonissuck! Is that a Korean name? A fine people who can be mighty White at times, at least the ones in the south of the country, but isn’t that always the case? LOL!

    • Timothy permalink
      June 7, 2013 1:52 pm

      General Lee, I think you need to make the aquaintance of Great White Warrior Vargr1105. Here he is in true form commenting today on some pansy’s blog (first post, so you won’t have to scroll far):

      • General Adolf E. Lee, CSA permalink
        June 7, 2013 7:56 pm

        Thank you for the introduction – I’ve been in touch and Vargr1105 seems to be a fine, upstanding fellow!

        Blessings from the Almighty above, and White Power!

  61. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 7, 2013 10:41 am

    Goddamn Society for Creative Anachronism fudgepackers.

  62. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 7, 2013 3:07 pm

    Who is most likely up for some roto rooting on a Friday night? Tyler Perry’s Medina, or Martin Lawrences Big Mamma. Go.

    • General Adolf E. Lee, CSA permalink
      June 7, 2013 7:58 pm

      I really don’t approve of the mixing of the races, but I have it on good authority Paula Dean likes some dirt door action every now and then!

      In Christ’s Holy Name, and White Power!

  63. General Adolf E. Lee, CSA permalink
    June 7, 2013 8:59 pm

    I just have to say how thrilled I am to have found so many like-minded individuals here at Mr Geonissuck’s wonderful OSR tribute site! I especially like the good natured ribbing that goes on around here – it is clearly all in good fun and brought about by a sense of camaraderie cemented by strong bonds of friendship. I too hope to forge some deep and lasting friendships as well much as Arenson’s Spectre and Kent clearly now share. You can tell they share a special, fraternal bond. Truly inspiring, my fellow white men, especially when the coloreds are shooting each other in the streets every day over a pair of sneakers that got accidentally stepped on because somebody “be disrespectin”.

    White Power, my new found friends, White Power!

  64. Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
    June 7, 2013 9:32 pm

    I hear there’s a RaHoWa bloggy thing you might find even more enjoyable. Personally I liked the docudrama Erasing Hate cause I enjoyed watching that skinhead fuck twitch like a little bitch as they removed his dumbass tattoos. Then again, I’m more liberal and oft argue for full rights for half-orcs.

    • General Adolf E. Lee, CSA permalink
      June 8, 2013 8:45 am

      Thank you, good sir! Racial Holy War is certainly a fine game, one I’m proud to have on my gaming shelf! And yes, it was so sad to see those poor young men suffer at the hands of the Liberal media hate machine. God bless, and White Power!

  65. Fatty McNeckbeard permalink
    June 8, 2013 9:02 am

    Glad to see such an outstanding White Man posting here, General Lee. I’m sure RaHoWa is a great game, but it seems to me what the world really needs is a retroclone of Gamma World that uses Norman Spinrad’s “The Iron Dream” as it’s background. I can’t wait to play a Feric Jaggar clone, conquering new worlds and making sure they are genetically pure!

    • General Adolf E. Lee, CSA permalink
      June 8, 2013 7:30 pm

      Another fine idea, Mr. McNeckbeard! I’m so glad I found this community of like-minded, creative souls! What a talented group. White Power, my friend, White Power!

      • Fatty McNeckbeard permalink
        June 9, 2013 10:02 am

        Thanks! I think we could call that one “Truncheons and Terrors.” Next up, “Po’ White Trash, Slave Beater, Plantation Lord”, a supplement for ACKS that adds in the details for working your way up the social ladder in a decent White fantasy society.

  66. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 9, 2013 3:11 pm

    Next up, “Po’ White Trash, Slave Beater, Plantation Lord”

    How about “Little White Chicks and Big Black Monster Dicks?” Not just the name of my favorite porn series, but also the title of the best Judy Bloom novel ever.

    • Fatty McNeckbeard permalink
      June 9, 2013 7:05 pm

      I think that would be a module for “Perils & Penetrations,” the retroclone that dares to add a few tables from FATAL to “expand” your old school game.

  67. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 10, 2013 7:57 pm

    I just noticed this Unblown Zak-cod swaddler seems to have gone missing since shilling for and attending one of Shithair’s shows in The Big Apple. Any theories on his weeks off the grid after some good old fashioned Zak ass-kissery?

    I have two theories that are as good as yours. First, maybe he was killed or badly injured in the obviously inevitable gang war between the neo-boho hipsters and the gametards. My other theory, probably less likely, is that Zak got Joe laid from one of his oily skanks inspiring him to give up his blog and enter the hipster lifestyle.

    • Dumb Frost Doom permalink
      June 11, 2013 9:45 am

      Maybe chubs realized that even Zak can’t get him laid and he offed himself. Imagine the crushing despair upon realizing that all the ass-kissery was for naught.

      I love the line these grogturds draw between “gamers” and “hipsters.” I mean, come the fuck on, at least the “hipsters” in that pic look clean, you know? I’ll take “pretension” + “personal hygiene” over “old-school” + “unwashed fatbeard” any day of the week.

      • Scott permalink
        June 11, 2013 9:56 am

        Complaining about hipsters at NYC art show = complaining about tourists at Disney World. However, this blog post does have the required OSR fetishization of alcohol and jokes about possible physical violence committed by hypermasculine dough-balls, so I’ll allow it.

      • June 11, 2013 12:01 pm

        Speaking of tourists, maybe those Jersey boys weren’t really clear on how far across town their precious Compleat Strategist actually is from the gallery and didn’t make it out of Midtown before blowing their drunken wad.

        Art World Update! Down to a new career low of 8,826. Every day it seems like he drops behind another 5-6 working artists. They might be penalizing him because as far as I can tell, the guy killed his gallery. No more shows scheduled. Their “future” page is literally blank. It is an ex-venue. Wonder if the nerds peed on it or something and it turned into a HEPA problem.

  68. June 11, 2013 5:57 pm

    In the “Kick ’em while they’re down” dept, the halfling tells his tale of woe

    • Scott permalink
      June 11, 2013 6:24 pm

      That poor guy should be off-limits for a while. He’s gone through some next-level shit I can’t really wrap my head around.

      • jimmy jones permalink
        June 12, 2013 6:23 am

        The sad part is what he says is too fucking genuine, guy can not catch a break.

      • Timothy permalink
        June 12, 2013 7:09 am

        Agreed, that guy needs a break. There are still plenty of targets in the blOwSR. Like Faggi, whose epic vaporware Insect Shrine is about to finally see the light of day.

        Don’t forget that he craftily made something appear to be more extreme than it really is just so he can have the last laugh when people over react! He is a fucking genius! For a lard swilling, expat, blood-n-guts teenager, that is.

  69. General Adolf E. Lee, CSA permalink
    June 12, 2013 8:36 am

    Hello Gents!
    I just found a wonderful new OSR Star Trek game called FAR TREK! You can read more about it here:

    This fenway5 guy really gets it, on so many levels! Black on the left side, black on the right side – it doesn’t matter – we all know they are BOTH inferior! And he’s a Boston Red Sox fan, so you know he’s got real class!

    Until next time my dear friends, White Power!

    • June 12, 2013 9:03 am

      Telchur preserve us! At first I thought our friend on the Oeridian Stonefist Right grew a new trekkie personality, but then I saw that this guy at least pretends to follow baseball. Maybe there’s an objectivist pagan polyamorous posthuman gamer Sox blog out there nobody’s tracked down yet?

    • June 12, 2013 10:15 am

      fenway5 sez:

      “Spock argues that aggression is part of human nature…”

      No dumbass, he argues that aggression is part of ROMULAN nature. I hate it when people twist Spock’s words around.

    • June 12, 2013 11:57 am

      PS Randroid blog called “Fart Wreck,” lolZZ

  70. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    June 12, 2013 10:49 am

    I won’t pick on the Halfling dude, but I have to say; does anybody else think it is super wrong for the guy to be so desperate to bring a child into his fucked up shit world? Most of this countries problems are caused by the last people on earth who should have children, well, having children. But enough politics, and more Joe the Lawyer!

    Joe is the first guy to review a Dwimmermount session, right? He blasted it, so maybe a little props there. But I also think he is one of the guys who was (and for all I know still is) paying actual real world not Monopoly money to play games online with Zak family members, like Satine. Big demerit there. It’s one thing to have some low-end amateur porn skank sweet talk you through a Saturday night wank, but it is another to pay to have her kill your elf with an Umber Hulk. Fail, I say good sir, fail!

  71. LotFP's Imaginary Business Model permalink
    June 12, 2013 5:17 pm

    Can someone remind me again how LotFP makes money?

    Raggi printed up a bunch of 96 page adventures, and is giving them away free, for… what? Bragging rights? I don’t my, or any other, FLGS carries any LotFP products, so someone who likes his adventure and wants to buy something else like it has no immediate outlet.

    They *could* go online later and buy a PDF, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that someone who’s shopping at an FLGS and showing up for their Free RPG Day promotion would like to own a paper copy of the thing they’re buying. Except all of Raggi’s posts lately, aside from the ones about how he’s giving away his products, have been all about how he’s selling out of his paper copies, and how he’s never going to reprint them again. So what’s the plan to make money off of this? Aren’t you supposed to give away something cheap as advertising to get people to buy something expensive? How does the plan to give away something expensive as advertising for a product line that *no longer exists because it’s all sold out* work exactly?

    • June 13, 2013 5:58 am

      He makes money the old fashioned OSR way. He begs. He promises. He fails to live up to his promises. He calls out his syncophants to protect him. He waits for another drama elsewhere to appear while he counts the cash. Rinse. Relather. Repeat.

  72. Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
    June 12, 2013 7:28 pm

    It was no cost to him after all. He let his sycophants fund it for him. He probably managed to roll some of the kickstarter money into hash and a salami sandwich for himself with a pat on the back for his hard work.

  73. Dumb Frost Doom permalink
    June 12, 2013 7:43 pm

    There’s something about writing for LotFP that brings out the best in gamers. Check out the dude from on his latest joint for Raggi the Ripper’s imprint:

    “We are working on a sandbox setting for LotFP. It’s set in England and I thought of having an incarnation of Jack the Ripper show up centuries before he gets big. Jack the First, I call him, is a traveler, he targets women, drugs them with a sleeping potion then slips on his cock blade to murder them in the act of sex.”


    • Dumb Frost Doom permalink
      June 12, 2013 7:44 pm

      Excuse me, I misspoke:


      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
        June 12, 2013 7:55 pm

        Sounds like a fun adventure. About as exciting as playing through the Lichway with no encounters until your poor 1st level party finds the surprise unbeatable vampire at the end.

      • Dumb Frost Doom permalink
        June 12, 2013 8:06 pm

        Except this time the vampire drops his robe, slips on his COCK BLADE, and murder fucks you to death.

  74. Timothy permalink
    June 13, 2013 6:25 am

    That Gothy Manor dude says he doesn’t like violence and rape for its shock value stuff; and yet he is writing for Raggi, who proudly displays that as the only arrow in his flaccid quiver. What a total dumbfuck.

    And it inspires lots of confidence that he works with children, and has this excitement over graphically violent murder rape. Piece of shit bastard. Guess he really wants to appeal to Faggi’s following.

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