Let’s Have a Toast for the Douchebags!
January 18, 2011
stupid shits
“I’m the best copycat – S&W Whitebox belongs to ME!”
“No, I did WAY more of the plagiarizing… it belongs to ME!!!”
Ladies, ladies… we all agree that you are both irredeemable turds. You are BOTH awesome copycats, you each have equal right to be enormously proud of your ability to cut & paste. Why can’t you get along?
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Your Dungeon Is Suck. 
Jeez. Looks like one party in particular subscribes to the “take your ball and go home” theory. What a baby. But what do you expect when he’s trying to build a little moneymaking operation from it all? It’s just sad.
Hahahahaha!!
I just read what was left of that shitstorm on Gay Halfling – the repeated refernces to what they ‘created’ irked me, as did the false philanthropy of saying they wanted to ‘give away’ something they didn’t even make or own.
As much as I love the OSR, the mind boggles…
Excellent picture choice! I’m nailed. 🙂
Matt “one of the douchebags in question” Finch
To paraphrase that scene from the Simpsons after Bart & Milhaus see Spinal Tap:
Finarvyn: You’ve changed, man.
Mythmere [drunk, laying on the floor]: Sod off!
Finarvyn: It used to be about the games, man.
Mythmere: I said sod off!
[Mythmere throws bottle]
Actually the plan for world domination is on hold until I work out the bugs in the machine that’s supposed to time-travel you back to 1982. So far all I’ve got to show for it is two dead rats, a monkey that’s spliced with a fly, and sixteen Confederate dollars.
Mythmere
I’m training to become a cage fighter …
Matt, you’re ruining the OSR’s life and eating all its steak….
Got the time machine working pretty much, ended up in 1962. Accidentally stepped on a butterfly. Things are pretty freaking weird now that I’m back. D&D was written by this Gary Gygax dude, right? Looking it over, I think it’s better than the Gerald Ford version. Cool to see that the Bohemian Ear-Spoon also made it into the Gygax version, although that’s kind of spooky, in a way. Also weird to see it priced in dollars, not yen.
SuckDungeon
If you think you’re so gorgeous let’s see a picture of your moustache
Just look down between your legs when you ride it.
douchenozzles always fuck up the fun.