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Let’s Have a Toast for the Douchebags!

January 18, 2011

stupid shits

“I’m the best copycat – S&W Whitebox belongs to ME!”

“No, I did WAY more of the plagiarizing… it belongs to ME!!!”

“Let’s bury the hatchet.  Here’s my apology – I’m sorry that you are such a faggot.  Hahaha, see what I did!”

“FUCK!  Suck my balls!”

Ladies, ladies… we all agree that you are both irredeemable turds.  You are BOTH awesome copycats, you each have equal right to be enormously proud of your ability to cut & paste.  Why can’t you get along?

11 Comments leave one →
  1. Jack Colby permalink
    January 18, 2011 12:45 pm

    Jeez. Looks like one party in particular subscribes to the “take your ball and go home” theory. What a baby. But what do you expect when he’s trying to build a little moneymaking operation from it all? It’s just sad.

  2. Lex Sleuthor permalink
    January 18, 2011 2:27 pm


    I just read what was left of that shitstorm on Gay Halfling – the repeated refernces to what they ‘created’ irked me, as did the false philanthropy of saying they wanted to ‘give away’ something they didn’t even make or own.

    As much as I love the OSR, the mind boggles…

  3. Matt Finch permalink
    January 18, 2011 4:23 pm

    Excellent picture choice! I’m nailed. 🙂

    Matt “one of the douchebags in question” Finch

  4. Sykirobme permalink
    January 18, 2011 4:51 pm

    To paraphrase that scene from the Simpsons after Bart & Milhaus see Spinal Tap:

    Finarvyn: You’ve changed, man.

    Mythmere [drunk, laying on the floor]: Sod off!

    Finarvyn: It used to be about the games, man.

    Mythmere: I said sod off!

    [Mythmere throws bottle]

  5. Matt Finch permalink
    January 18, 2011 5:10 pm

    Actually the plan for world domination is on hold until I work out the bugs in the machine that’s supposed to time-travel you back to 1982. So far all I’ve got to show for it is two dead rats, a monkey that’s spliced with a fly, and sixteen Confederate dollars.

  6. Purvis permalink
    January 18, 2011 10:03 pm

    I’m training to become a cage fighter …

  7. Sykirobme permalink
    January 18, 2011 10:42 pm

    Matt, you’re ruining the OSR’s life and eating all its steak….

  8. Matt Finch permalink
    January 19, 2011 4:52 pm

    Got the time machine working pretty much, ended up in 1962. Accidentally stepped on a butterfly. Things are pretty freaking weird now that I’m back. D&D was written by this Gary Gygax dude, right? Looking it over, I think it’s better than the Gerald Ford version. Cool to see that the Bohemian Ear-Spoon also made it into the Gygax version, although that’s kind of spooky, in a way. Also weird to see it priced in dollars, not yen.

  9. Kent permalink
    January 20, 2011 3:12 am


    If you think you’re so gorgeous let’s see a picture of your moustache

  10. January 28, 2011 1:58 am

    douchenozzles always fuck up the fun.

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