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Gail Gygax Announces Artist for Memorial Statue, Work to Begin Shortly

July 16, 2017

Guys, I finally scooped Tenkar’s Tampon (Ha! Ha ha!). Gail Gygax contacted me directly to make the announcement that she’s chosen an artist for the Gary Gygax Memorial Statue of Gary Gygax. I know you’re all dying to know about the next stage of development of this exciting tribute to the creator of roleplaying games, here’s what she sent:

Dear YDIS, I write you today not to talk about the exquisite firmness of your buttocks, which exceed in all meaningful ways the flabby and pockmarked bottom of Kent. After much deliberation and a search that literally scoured the globe, I have chosen an artist to create a likeness to celebrate Gary and his accomplishments for all eternity. I have chosen… Scrap Princess!

The reasons for choosing Scrap Princess I think you’ll agree are obvious. The amazing talent stands out head and shoulders above her contemporaries. When I asked her initial thoughts about the form a statue to Gary might take, after several weeks of work she returned to me with this masterpiece:

gary at play with the world

It’s gorgeous! And to think it only took 2 months for Scrap Princess to draft this masterpiece. But she wasn’t satisfied and she’s actually forwarded several other concepts for consideration:

gary's creativity

A new Michelangelo in Wisconsin! Also this:

the lord gary christ

Amazing Scrap Princess, simply amazing. And another Scrap Princess color original:

beautiful gary

Bravo! Scrap’s artistry really captures Gary’s love of life.

There’s so much to love here, it may take us awhile to select a finalist. I’m leaning toward the red & blue scribble, which I think is not only exquisite artwork but also dramatically showcases Scrap Princess’s style and true talent. I expect this statue will rival the antiquities of Renaissance Italy and launch an artistic revival that may heal our fractured world. Sincerely yours, GG

This is exiting! I’m glad Gail has made a choice that dips into the deep talent pool of the OSR to honor the origins of the hobby. Looking forward to work beginning soon.

780 Comments leave one →
  1. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    July 16, 2017 6:09 pm

    Crap Princess’s sketches actually translate quite well to sculpture work. Check out her Lucy Ball work:

    • Timotheus permalink
      July 17, 2017 9:30 am

      Looks more like Fonzie.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        July 17, 2017 4:29 pm

        AYYYYY!

  2. Timotheus permalink
    July 17, 2017 9:32 am

    Indeed, Scrappy Doo-doo’s intricate line work will symbolize the weapon-vs-AC to hit mods like nothing has before.

    Great scoop. Hopefully you did not have to compromise your moral standards to get Gail to open up to you this way.

  3. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    July 17, 2017 8:35 pm

    I hope when you porked Gail you wrapped yer hog. The save vs The Herps is pretty dire.

  4. July 18, 2017 2:39 pm

    The blowSR hangs by a knife… if the GARY OF WONDROUS POWER doesn’t work we’re all screwed! Well, we can always hope that Gail magic jarred him into a crystal ashtray… now we just need to transfer him into a virtua-Gygax program to continue reviewing game books he didn’t look at…. “ZOUNDS! YOU’LL AMAZE IN A VERISIMILITUDE OF WONDERS BEHOLDING WHAT EMERGES FROM YOUR MOUTH AS YOU POUR THROUGH THIS BOLD EXCRETION FROM THE AUTHOR! THIS BOOK BOMB IS PRINTED ON PAPER!”

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      July 20, 2017 2:40 pm

      GENE WAS THERE!!!!! alright just like this!

  5. Let me tell you about my character permalink
    July 18, 2017 5:05 pm

    It is good to see such exciting progress being made. I am so glad that I contributed to this project.

  6. July 18, 2017 5:12 pm

    http://imgur.com/a/ICRqP

    we major

    • July 18, 2017 5:37 pm

      Haha you magnificent horseshit bastard, you’ve deprived a 16-year-girl about to be gifted a BMW the cherry on her cake.

      • July 18, 2017 6:28 pm

        It’s awful early in the birthday season to say “deprived” js

      • July 18, 2017 6:42 pm

        BY THE WAY after the predictable issues over the last few years based on me being involved, we’re getting married on August 4,unless I do a terrible thing between now and then, which obviously I would never do. We’re registered at both store.taylorswift.com and chick.com

      • Let me tell you about my character permalink
        July 18, 2017 8:16 pm

        You’re marrying Taylor Swift or the sixteen-year-old girl?

  7. July 18, 2017 9:09 pm

    But seriously, who is the best musician ever, and why is it Taylor Swift? Discuss

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      September 30, 2017 5:52 pm

      If you are a Masterson fan I particularly recommend his Erotic Tales of Real men feature, particularly a certain story about a certain DnD player but I digress.

  8. Kent permalink
    July 19, 2017 10:30 am

    A woman always marries the first guy to pensively stroke her buttocks.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      July 19, 2017 6:50 pm

      Back like a floater turd that just won’t flush! 😡

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        July 19, 2017 8:00 pm

        You have a knack for capturing the essence of an individual, old chum. Perhaps you should be the artist to sculpt the Gary Gygax memorial.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        July 20, 2017 1:00 am

        those really look cut-off. Those turds are the hardest to clean up from.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        July 20, 2017 2:46 pm

        Thanks BACLF! I appreciate the confidence but I’m still struggling to get my Dookie Drop Tables fanzine off the ground.

      • Let me tell you about my character permalink
        July 20, 2017 6:49 pm

        eat, pee, wash, rinse, repeat

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        July 21, 2017 12:53 am

        I miss Blooey 😦

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        July 21, 2017 6:20 pm

        Better days now gone by 😦

        #DaOrcsFallDown

      • Timotheus permalink
        July 22, 2017 8:20 am

        Bloo rocking the Utilikilt! I bet that was right after a fresh install.

  9. July 20, 2017 7:20 am

    I heard Scrap is going to expand her pallete into macaroni and glitter for Zak Shithead’s next opus.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      July 20, 2017 2:48 pm

      I heard Gail bought a Lexus with the money and now all that’s left is enough for a Fusilli Gary….

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        July 21, 2017 12:54 am

        Needs more polearms.

      • Sykirobme permalink
        July 21, 2017 7:02 am

        Kent: “one in a million shot, doc…”

      • Sykirobme permalink
        July 21, 2017 7:03 am

        Gene: “Kent, I was already there…”

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      July 21, 2017 6:22 pm

      Well, I got one piece done….

  10. Timotheus permalink
    July 22, 2017 8:34 am

    You guys remember that dude we trolled a few years ago, TheConservativeDM? I thought he was actually a front and had forgotten about him. Well turns out he is now the High Priest to alt-right also-rans Jeffblow and Circumsova. Both of those losers go on about the One True Way to play D&D like a JMal suppository. Circum just linked to a ConservativeGM (who now calls himself the Alt-RightDM) post about good and evil in gaming/real life, which is in turn bitching about some other tool’s blog.

    https://gamingwhileconservative.wordpress.com/2017/07/18/the-angry-gm-is-a-fking-coward/

    ” Sloppy, sloppy thinking and blindness. You can’t turn on the news without seeing the forces of good (Christendom/Trump) in conflict with the forces of evil (Islam/The rest of Washington D.C.).”

    “The fact that we live in an age where scientism is rampant and people’s education has left them susceptible to the whispered seductions of the, “Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man,” crowd doesn’t negate two THOUSAND years of study and scholarship.”

    Worth a laugh to read. Still not sure this not trolling, given how over the top he was and is. Really reads like something Schiz would do (like the Stonefister take-down of Witchiepoo).

    • July 22, 2017 11:20 am

      #VaginaChallenge

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      July 22, 2017 4:39 pm

      Ain’t nobody call me out tho. Musta been too impressed by my iron-clad reasoning.

      Nah, it’s the ‘sign up to comment’ bullshit.

      I like the bit about ‘scientism’- the whole anthropogenic climate change issue, well that and evolution by means of natural selection thing, is the hill that right-of-center intellectualism died on.

      Fuckin’ magnets, here’s the next GOP presidential candidate…

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      July 23, 2017 7:27 am

      The trouble with this alt-right fuckery is that it’s reified the sort of silly bullshit one once knew to call silly bullshit and ignore. Now EVERY idea, no matter how barking mad it seems, demands to be considered as something that might actually happen outside the tiny minds of fantasists.

  11. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    July 23, 2017 12:55 pm

    The above Bloodymage comments have taken me back to those Halcyon days of Bloomania.

    I’m still in mourning over the lost chance to attend BlooeyCon or whatever the name of the yearly gaming gathering he was planning for in Arizona. Even though he was in frequent home moving by then, he had faith he would be in that area for a long time, filling up his days during the year prepping for his con. Wheeling and dealing with hotels and convention centers (probably initially offering them a chance to partner with him for a nominal fee), arranging special guests (can’t remember the name, but he had actually gotten a VIP to commit), commissioning souvenirs and a mascot costume, and enticing us all by declaring his dog walker fiancé had stepped up to concoct a delicious devilled egg recipe to serve in the hospitality suite, likely to have been ground zero for gamer dork fun to bar none.

    Sure, I could go to any con to see mouth breathing, irregular goatee sporting, pot bellied RPG fuckfaces. But Blooeycon would have been a whole new level. Hell, even if it had been a failure, me and ol’ Blooey would have been at a table in a roomy but silent hall, him grinning that sweet Blooey grin as he decimated my party who dared face The Stink in Golanda. I’d have sat there eagerly, sucking on a Newcastle, and just basking in the Bloo glow.

    Ah, what might have been, Sigh!!!

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      July 23, 2017 7:30 pm

      My favorite detail was his call for armed security guards… you never know when Al Qaeda is going to launch an attack on a gaming convention in East Cuckhollow, Arizona.

      • Timotheus permalink
        July 24, 2017 12:10 pm

        In fairness, a successful terrorist attack against gaming nerds might have generated some sympathy for Al Qaeda or ISIS in that part of the country. Bloo was perhaps forward-thinking here.

    • Timotheus permalink
      July 24, 2017 12:06 pm

      Yeah, it was Rick Loomis who agreed to be his VIP. I wonder how much he agreed to pay Bloo for that honor?

  12. July 24, 2017 9:27 am

    I was not here!

    However, I was there…

    Whats in this jar of old timey TSR?

    Groundbreaking but ultimately mediocre standard rpg design?

    ITS IN THERE!

    What about tacky shit like shirtless people?

    ITS IN THERE!

    How about Gene Weigel?

    HE’S IN TH-…. whuh….? WAIT! UH, SORRY ITS ACTUALLY JUST CHEAP FILLER:

    BRUCE HEARD, STEVE WINTER, SKIP WILLIAMS, SAW DUST, JIM WARD, ZEB COOK, RENDERED HORSE FAT, MIKE BREAULT, DOUG NILES, ROGER E. MOORE, ETC.

    I might not have been there for TSR but I’ll be here for the funeral of the OSR. Or did I miss that?

  13. The Toilet permalink
    July 24, 2017 12:03 pm

    You half-dozen Shits are loitering indefinitely. I’m calling the cops.

    Toilet cops don’t like Shits-That-Won’t-Flush. That’s all of you guys. Get it?

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      July 24, 2017 1:27 pm

      Dude I had to scroll through Alexis AND gene to get at this comment. Sanity points spent. The least you could have done was give us some titties.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        July 24, 2017 2:19 pm

        Don’t expect titties from Kent, that’s now how he rolls.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        July 24, 2017 9:21 pm

        I will take a Gene over Kent any day. ANY FUCKING DAY.

  14. Rubber Duck Shaped Lump of Shit permalink
    July 24, 2017 2:14 pm

    Hey Pal !!

    Don’t lump me in with these YDIS guys. They are the Shits-That-Won’t-Flush, not me. I’m not supposed to flush by design. The YDIS stinkmen are the loitering shits with nowhere to go, with no friends, not me pal.

    Where is a Toilet Cop when ya need one?

  15. The Toilet Brush permalink
    July 24, 2017 2:26 pm

    No fucking way is any Toilet Cop using me to deal with these disgusting YDIS guys, they make me sick on my bristles. I’m not touching those filthy whores, those stinkmen.

    DISSS–GUSSST–INGah.

  16. Rubber Duck Shaped Lump of Shit permalink
    July 24, 2017 2:47 pm

    Help !!

    The YDIS guys are kissing me again !

  17. Regular Forum Guy & D&D Gamer permalink
    July 24, 2017 4:58 pm

    ha ha ha

    Looks like someone is finally taking the your dungeon is suck crowd to task for being a bunch of scoundrels.

    D&D is a social game for friendly folks. Who knows how in God’s name a bunch of scurrilous ratbags of the first order were mistakenly made aware of our gentlemanly game, which does not have any excrements on it at all.

    D&D is a game for humans. Not for lumps of shit that won’t flush and hang around the YDIS internet computer website.

    If you would like to lick my D&D balls come visit me at the knights and knaves and gays website.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      July 24, 2017 9:22 pm

      Hi Kent!

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        July 24, 2017 10:57 pm

        The eternal Kuntcycle of being Kent, declaring he’s done here, and coming back lickety split with sock puppets gibbering out unfunny nonsense.

        Or is it genius? Some say Andy Kaufman was a genius, with his unfunny and pointless BS.

        I say he was a useless cunt. Like Kunt!

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        July 25, 2017 10:02 am

        You broke his brain, old chum. Remember when he pretended to be intelligent, and accused everybody of not reading? Now, his mind is literally in the toilet (he’s prattling on about the Toilet Police because he was arrested for giving blumpkins in a public WC).

        From Shakespeare to shit in a year or two… You broke his brain, which was never impressive to begin with.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        July 25, 2017 10:10 am

        Heh heh…I did fuck him up pretty bad. “Kunt” alone must still sting after all these years. That one was pure gold, as he used to constantly refer to those here as cunts. “Now I’m off to read a 600 page book about peasant use of grommets and spoons in Elizabethan England, you cunting cuntity cunt cunts!”

        I’d say he was sort of our own personal Blooey, except I didn’t want Blooey to die. Still, being the biggest, lamest laughing stock in the OSR has him on a collision course with his suicide tub. Hope you’re having a great summer, Kunthole! remember; the pain can end today! No more pain!

  18. Lump of Shit in the Shape of YDIS's Mother's Vagina permalink
    July 24, 2017 5:06 pm

    I could really do with a fuck.

    Who knows maybe a new cool website might be born.

  19. Closet Case Kent permalink
    July 24, 2017 9:26 pm

    Ignore me. I’m a drunk, Irish, bald, fat, under educated, and also Kent.

    And totally gay.

  20. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    July 24, 2017 10:53 pm

    https://grodog.blogspot.com/2017/06/the-twisting-stair-2-summer-2017.html

    Could Grohog and T. Fisters old buttplug Wheggi’s new fanzine be any less inspirational.

    “Twisting Stair?” “we listen at the door, do we hear anything?”

    Are these dipshits trying to tap into the last three 60 year old dudes who still find these trappings of boring old exploratory gameplay an inspiration?

    This shit is totally Jamalian.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      July 25, 2017 10:04 am

      Hey, now, I’m sure plenty of people could use modifiers for various helm/coif combinations and the use of ear horns.

      What I really want is an in-depth discussion of initiative.

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      July 25, 2017 6:32 pm

      It’s nice that he has all that convoluted shipping information available to make life easier for collectors of such valuable historical ephemera but what if I only want one of my obviously obligatory two copies to be backed by cardboard for archival purposes? Some of us actually game, you know!

      • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
        July 27, 2017 11:03 pm

        Proof or you are a LIAR!

      • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
        July 27, 2017 11:05 pm

        I’m sorry about that. When we hired the person responsible for the previous comment, we knew he was a controversial figure with a history of cyberbullying our employees, but frankly we don’t care ’cause if there’s a chance of a pop at that ex-Suicide Girl who’s woke as fuck we’ll take it. It’s cold in Sweden and none of the Scandi girls like us.

  21. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    July 27, 2017 5:50 pm

    YDIS: “Guys, I finally scooped Tenkar’s Tampon (Ha! Ha ha!).”

    What, did you put up an RPGNow affiliate kickback link in a post devoid of any meaningful content before he did or something?

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      July 27, 2017 11:07 pm

      I think he’s talking about pooper scooping. Note the Kentian flourish of the “Ha! Ha ha!”

  22. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    July 27, 2017 5:53 pm

    I think this guy might be the new JaMal. “I’ve never played…” “I’ve never read…” “I’ve never seen…”
    And then he gets it wrong by naming Dallas as the first licensed RPG.

    Also, does anyone still read EN World anymore? Is it even relevant?

  23. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    July 27, 2017 9:14 pm

    I’m a little broken up now that June Foray has died, and I’m totally weirded out by learning that she was a bona fide sexpot back in the day.

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      July 27, 2017 10:06 pm

      That was Jokey Smurf? Now there’s a surprise.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        July 27, 2017 11:28 pm

        Can’t spell ‘Jokey’ without ‘JO’.

  24. July 28, 2017 6:53 am

    DALLAS the Game. I remember thinking WOW WE CAN PLAY THIS TONIGHT!” 4 hours of confusing text and layout later. Chucks in the corner… breaks out a pack of cards. ANYONE FOR POKER? But you don’t play cards. SHADDAP!

    Back to the insane sensational topics of the day usually served around here.

    Gygax memorial?

    World War II related aspects? A Japanese pilots’ head in a jar with a hex map and chits carved on it?

    What about Dave Arneson crawling out of a sewer and pulling the DUNGEON MASTERS GUIDE out of his hands?

    Lorraine Williams showing him his divorce papers and pointing to a door that says LOSERVILLE?

    Anybody? Anybody?

    Alright, how about him putting out a cigar in Zeb Cook’s eye socket?

    No, wait. A special pair of glasses where you can see me standing over Gary as he writes GREYHAWK and I’m wearing a t-shirt thats says “I’M HERE”.

    Winning!

  25. Timotheus permalink
    July 30, 2017 7:57 am

    OK, I know I pick on this little racist faggot too much, but alt-right hate mongers deserve it (particularly when they are besmirching Pulp Fiction by claiming it as their own). And his “You are doing it wrong” is the standard issue bullshit from the early days of the BlOwSR, so he deserves some highlighting. Here, in the third part of his in depth exploration of how we have all misunderstood alignment the last five decades, he talks gives some specific examples:

    “People DON’T understand the Law/Chaos spectrum any more than they understand the Good/Evil spectrum. For instance, many people think of Chaotic Good as the either the guy who does some good but is inherently selfish or someone who tries to do good but breaks laws while doing so. A lot of people would give Robin Hood as an example of Chaotic Good, but they’d be wrong, and here’s why:”

    For the rest of the holy decree, you will need to check out his exciting post (with helpful links to the other two parts where he demonstrates why we have all been misunderstanding Detect Evil spells):

    https://cirsova.wordpress.com/2017/07/27/alignment-part-3-some-examples/

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      July 30, 2017 5:04 pm

      Funny to see a guy proudly displaying a “gamergate” Confederate flag on his website trying to define good and evil or, for that matter, law and chaos.

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      July 31, 2017 9:20 pm

      Ooooh, an alignment debate! Here’s my unsolicited rambling manifesto, I mean scholarly response, on the subject:

      Alignment is just a bunch of baloney that allows you to play the game.

      If you’re a turbo murder hobo then you’re just plain evil no matter what. Just because the monster you’re killing is a nasty goblin that doesn’t make you a good guy. There are no such things as monsters in real life. If it walks on two legs and uses tools and fire and speaks English and wears a hat then it’s just a stand-in for an ugly little person. Massacring his whole family at dinnertime isn’t OK because “oh, he’s evil” and “he was definitely going to do something bad (eventually).” A man (or a goblin) is defined by his actions. Or as the sage Batman said “It’s not what you are underneath, it’s what you do that defines you.” If your paladin ambushes and greases a dozen goblins that were just minding their own little goblin business because he thinks they are “evil” then he is not a shining beacon of light and justice, he’s a mass-murdering vigilante psycho. But you can’t play the game that way so you have to label these guys “good” and these guys “evil.” And since your average D&Der is a mouth breathing Aspie (present company excluded of course) they throw in Law and Chaos too. You may as well endlessly complicate things. Why not?

      That’s all alignment is. It’s just a made-up game mechanic that lets you play the game. It has no application in real life because people have free will in real life and can choose to be a good or bad person everyday.

      I’ll end with some Helpful Playing Tips:

      As a player you always want to choose Neutral so the DM doesn’t screw you over when you accidentally touch the evil altar or whatever.

      In the same vein, playing a chick so you don’t get charmed by all the magic mermaids is also a good idea but then you have to spend the night talking like a little old lady from a Monte Python skit. YMMV depending on the dorkiness of your group.

      • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
        July 31, 2017 11:48 pm

        It’s all gone downhill since Good and Evil came into the equation. Alignment is for deciding who (or what) can Turn/Smite/Detect who (or what) and that’s an end on it. Morality can get te feck, as they say in the Old Country.

        I know this, and I WASN’T EVEN THERE.

    • Timotheus permalink
      August 1, 2017 5:09 am

      It’s funny the kid who says “All fantasy after 1980 is PC shit put out by THEM” can’t even bring up Moorcock in an examination of Law vs. Chaos.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      August 1, 2017 10:25 am

      The central point, which I believe has been touched upon many times from the 2nd edition (when things got writefaggity) to Book of Fucking Vile Darkness by MC onwards, is that of a universe with an objective moral order, which I guess makes sense if you are going to use something as wonky as alignment and battles between fundamental forces as opposed to DH style character traits and shades of grey.

      The murder hobo as the functional sociopath would probably fall into the evil spectrum but a Faffhrd or a Conan could well fall into the non-turd in the punchbowl category. I’ve always viewed it as part of the GM’s task to portray the world in such terms that fun adventuring stuff (i.e jailbreaks, theft, assasination) does not automatically land one in the moral abyss. Ultimately, alignment is kind of shit, which is why I actually prefer the vague Lotfp/Carcosa variants.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        August 1, 2017 10:29 am

        Agree that a discussion of Moorcock/Three Hearts Three Lions was needed. Still prefer a thousand Cirsovae to one page of Wundergeek.

  26. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    July 30, 2017 9:09 pm

    Via Sarge, everybody’s favorite cleric/thief is back in the public eye:

    http://www.tenkarstavern.com/2017/07/wayward-kickstarter-appendix-n.html#comment-form

    Years ago, I wrote a bit of doggerel…

    A Pope, a Pastor
    A Priest of Hastur
    Damn, this hobby’s
    A disaster.

    Funny how the guy who portrays himself as being on ‘team Evil’ is the one with the best ethics.

    • Timotheus permalink
      July 31, 2017 7:45 am

      Ha! I remember that, Bigs! And yeah, it can’t be overlooked that the guy who worships Lovecraft’s fictions is more reliable than the Bible-thumpers.

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      July 31, 2017 11:52 pm

      What the fuck is with that Marvin the Martian chap though?

      “I’m ashamed to see conmen publicly pilloried and their failings discussed in public where they’re accountable to the marketplace and others can learn, with a constructive solution offered. ASHAMED.”

      • Timotheus permalink
        August 1, 2017 5:15 am

        Probably an Altar Boy at one of the Cleric/Thief’s congregations. Still going through his Stockholm period.

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      July 31, 2017 11:53 pm

      As for Venger… evidently he’s Lawful Evil.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 1, 2017 12:58 pm

        I’d list him as Chaotic Good, he likes his fun, but he’s basically harmless. Sure, he pretends to use Cthulhu Rune Magick on other weirdos, but he’s not cheating anyone.

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      August 1, 2017 2:47 am

      Final thought, (and final it should be, lest I become Kent):

      “Some years ago, I wrote…” is the hallmark of the Former Pope of the OSR. You skirt a dangerous, fluff-lined abyss here.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 1, 2017 12:56 pm

        I won’t make a habit of it… Or as in Mal’s case, a career of it.

  27. Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
    August 1, 2017 2:50 am

    JAYSUS you lot are a bunch of godless Shirt Lifters if ever I saw them. ROGERING one another in STAIRWELLS then creaking out with your JAGGED SHITS hanging spunkridden from your MEALY WHITE BUTTOCKS, not a fine black buttock you understand but a sack of SPUNK PORRIDGE with a JAGGED SHIT in the middle.

    • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
      August 1, 2017 2:52 am

      What’s that, you say? Yes, I am Kent, in a way. Or rather, I am Kent as he should have been. You are all RUBBISH and he is REDUNDANT now.

  28. Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
    August 1, 2017 2:53 am

    PONCES!

    • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
      August 1, 2017 2:55 am

      I called him a PONCE and now I’m calling you one. PONCE!

      Ah, Withnail & I. What a movie.

      What.
      A.
      Movie.

      You lot wouldn’t know about that.

      • Timotheus permalink
        August 1, 2017 5:18 am

        kent, I have a feeling that watching Hawk the Slayer would change your life. And vastly improve your DMing abilities.

  29. Timotheus permalink
    August 1, 2017 5:41 am

    Things are getting great on this thread, with the Perilous Creamer making more accusations of a smear campaign, the mod spanking him on it, and another pposter calling the mod the Thought Police and begging for a ban. Read it before its gone (like a couple of other recent ODD threads have gone AWOL):

    http://odd74.proboards.com/thread/12512/gor-inspiration-blackmoor

    Poor Fin. This used to be the nicest and drama-free board, but the Creamer and others have been ratcheting it up lately, and that second mod has let his position go to his head and loves to smack people.

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      August 1, 2017 6:59 am

      Gor is one of those topics that brings out the worst in people.

      That Bloody Nine chap has such a great case of the Serious Business. Tar and feather time or get him in here as a Guest Poster?

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      August 1, 2017 1:00 pm

      Stay awesome, Venge, you amiable goofball.

      • August 3, 2017 12:23 pm

        I shall try, hoss. Thank you.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 3, 2017 1:29 pm

        Venge, if you ever get your ass to New York, I will treat you to a delicious spleen sandwich at Ferdinando’s Focacciaria in Red Hook, and you can get your “Lovecraft in Brooklyn” on.

        Have a ftghn day, chum!

      • August 4, 2017 7:36 am

        Thanks, hoss! 5 young kids pretty much guarantees I’m not going any farther than Lake Geneva for awhile; unless you count Disney World. Someday…

      • Timotheus permalink
        August 4, 2017 1:14 pm

        The Horror at Red Hook…

    • Timotheus permalink
      August 1, 2017 2:56 pm

      Holy shit, Venger! What a bunch of sanctimonious assholes. I love the faggot that says Crap’s art has NEVER EVER reminded him(her?) of a 4 year old’s scribbles.

      For what its worth, your daughter’s art blows Crap’s out of the fucking water.

      • August 3, 2017 12:22 pm

        I think they’re both great artists. I realized my art would never be up to snuff long ago, that’s why I write. 😉

      • August 4, 2017 9:13 pm

        Really? I now want to see you draw something because, and I mean this as disrespectfully towards Crap Princess as possible, I seriously, honestly cannot imagine someone drawing anything worse than her.

        THERE IS A REASON HER “ART” GETS COMPARED TO THAT OF A CHILD’S SO FREQUENTLY.

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      August 1, 2017 5:50 pm

      Hey Venger,

      You blogged last year about a game you ran at Garycon where the players found a secret room with three statues and they could not figure out what to do in it. One of the players said (in character) that it was the most boring secret room they ever found which made you feel like the shittiest GM in the world.

      Well, when I read that I felt like the shittiest player in the world. I didn’t realize how thoughtless and mean-spirited that was to say. I apologize. I may be a little socially maladjusted (obviously if I frequent this site) but that is no excuse. Rest assured that the descriptor “boring” is not one I would knowingly use to describe your insane games. I had a blast and hope to game with you again sometime. I was going to apologize to you at Garycon this year but I never ran into you.

      • Timotheus permalink
        August 1, 2017 5:58 pm

        Dude, every time you apologize to Venger, a seal in R’lyeh is broken.

      • August 3, 2017 12:19 pm

        No need to apologize, your comment was spot on – it was pretty boring, which is a cardinal sin for GMs everywhere.

        I should have prepared more. I’d say 95% of the time, inspiration is at hand and I don’t need no stinking notes! But that leaves me with 5% of my ass being uncovered.

        At least I rectified my screw up a minute later. Though, a minute can be an eternity when you’re sitting in the hot seat.

        I look forward to our next meeting/game. I’ll be at Game Hole Con and Gary Con next year.

      • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
        August 3, 2017 4:19 pm

        Cool beans. To commemorate your forgiveness and blessing I shall temporarily reassume my previous nom de plume originally created in your honor.

      • August 4, 2017 7:51 am

        That is a cool name and suitable for a Vengerized campaign setting of gonzo, eldritch, pulp, exploitation, science-fantasy demonporn!

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        August 5, 2017 3:02 pm

        Boring game? I learned looong ago that if your attempt to puzzle, dazzle, or even heaven forbid educate a group during gameplay and you sense it’s boring them, just have some goblins pop out. Combat picks up the pace in games lickety split.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 5, 2017 4:44 pm

        There’s always the reliable rats and 2000 CP option. Now that’s what I call a fifty-thousand dollar idea.

    • Timotheus permalink
      August 1, 2017 5:53 pm

      Joel Bethell’s profile photo
      Joel Bethell
      That blog is from Something Awful isnt’ it? Those guys are such hateful creeps.

      This fag is serious, guys! Regurgitating Pundejo/Attack/Reifenstal propaganda! My new hero.

      • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
        August 1, 2017 11:44 pm

        Hands up, trust tree time: who here is ACTUALLY affiliated with Something Awful or even likes their stuff? I know Prince reads “WTF, D&D”. Who else?

        It’s time for some FACTS all up in this business.

      • Let me tell you about my character permalink
        August 1, 2017 11:57 pm

        I get my daily news from the Thinkforus blog. And also my cat videos.

      • Fucktard's Everfull Ass permalink
        August 2, 2017 3:37 am

        I am something awful.

      • Timotheus permalink
        August 2, 2017 5:33 am

        Truthfully, I have never been to Something Awful. That’s just Pundejo’s paranoid screed where all of his enemies are the same person.

        Interesting to note that Venger believes something written here on July 16 was in response to something he wrote on July 25. If anything, he stole from YDIS. And while Pundejo is the world wide leader in plagiarism, Venger has a sordid history in that department as documented here a few years ago.

      • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
        August 2, 2017 9:46 am

        (Full disclosure: I read WTF, D&D but have no other contact with SA.)

        I hadn’t noticed the respective dates involved but it’ll be fun to see if anyone else does.

      • August 3, 2017 12:31 pm

        Oops. I hadn’t noticed the date of this post. For awhile, I was checking this site for updates once a week, then once a month. I just assumed it had been written just after my art post on g+. My bad.

        Venger steals HPL quotes from Wikipedia, but then attributes them to HPL… and eventually Wikipedia. I am the plagiarism!

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        August 5, 2017 7:16 am

        I read WTF, DnD a long time ago and I am one of the three people to have actually bought Zack Parson’s weird-alternate history novel Liminal States (I liked it for what it’s worth). I read SA frequently about 10? years ago but the quality has dropped and the articles get kind of samey. I’ve heard the community is pretty SJW-y so I can’t see myself associating with the SA community any time soon. Besides, 4e players? Disgusting.

    • August 2, 2017 2:00 pm

      Comparing Crap Princess’s shitty art to four year olds is insulting to four year olds.

      I DID lol at all the wankers on G+ getting butthurt on Crap’s behalf. I keep hoping someone else will make another abortion like Fire on the Velvet Horizon, just to see if they’ll keep pretending it’s good.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 2, 2017 7:25 pm

        That Victor Garrison guy is pure comedy gold:

        The reason why I got pissed at this post is that your daughter’s picture, while it may be adorable or even impressive to you, still looks like typical 4 yr old scribble to me (trust me, I have an entire archive of every scribbled drawing my kids made while growing up…and my adult son is now a visual artist). Scrap’s work, of which I’ve viewed a lot of, has NEVER EVER reminded me of kid scribble. FUCK ME, her shit is powerful and hits hard on so many levels. It conveys massive anxiety produced by fear of the unknown. Her images project an ‘outside of time and space’ motion as if she was able to capture art that is 4 dimensional. Her images capture motion.Her images are hidden within themselves. Her images demand that your imagination fills in the blanks based on what horrifies you.
        Her images can be hellish.

        Too bad Venge backed off, I guess they don’t make Evil High Priests like they used to.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 2, 2017 7:31 pm

        Venge brings the… uh… vengeance, with a… uh… vengeance:

        You may not be trying to hurt me physically, but damage me in the real world. That kind of thing does not go unpunished by Venger Satanis.

        You know he’s going to cast a mighty invocation now.

        Forget the crappy Tabletop RPG product, the real OSR is a LARP.

      • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
        August 2, 2017 10:39 pm

        People who talk about Art are also RUBBISH. Read this torrent of vagaries! Use your eyes, I know you have them, so use them.

        This Bottom Feeder* prattles on and on about how he feels and wanks about things he doesn’t understand, like Euclid and imagination and that. All we learn from this is how he feels about Art or whatever it is that pretty witty Scrap Princess does when not giving Blow Jobs in a back alley.

        * that’s Shit Eating Garbage Man (like you) to you.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 2, 2017 11:28 pm

        You are projecting again, Durr Hurr,

      • August 4, 2017 9:21 pm

        My takeaway from Victor’s post is that he is both a fucking idiot and his shitty opinions cannot be trusted. I mean there’s hyperbole and then there’s just blatant lying.

        And as I said above there’s also a reason Crap’s *ahem* “art” is routinely described as childish; it’s not because it’s “hellish” or “powerful” or “hits hard”, but because it’s shitty and looks like a fucking child drew it.

  30. Fucktard's Everfull Ass permalink
    August 1, 2017 7:05 pm

    This blog really needs a guest blogger, like maybe TheUglyGirl. Wait! Duh! That’s Kent! We already have a worthless, shameless hanger on, a Menzter to YDIS’s Gygax.

  31. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    August 3, 2017 12:05 am

    Another ‘Jeffro’ thread goes down in, heh, flames..

    http://odd74.proboards.com/thread/12387/chapters-authors-jeffro-johnsons-appendix?page=3

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      August 3, 2017 2:42 am

      Good grief, the Perilous Correctness goes off on one there, to say nothing of that poor lad for whom a gay character is a symptom of the universe gone tragically, tragically wrong. Everything is EVIL to these people. Pearl-clutchers be damned.

    • Timotheus permalink
      August 3, 2017 6:13 am

      It was THEM! THEY are trying to silence Jeffro, so that YOU do not know the TRUTH about Appendix N!!!

      Meanwhile, back in the Gor thread, is anybody surprised that Creepy Turtleneck Boy can recite the content of the first dozen Gor books?

      • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
        August 3, 2017 4:45 pm

        The last guy I saw rocking that hairdo was the whacko from No Country For Old Men.

    • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
      August 3, 2017 6:04 pm

      First they came for the homo space cadets, and I did not speak out –
      Because I was not a homo space cadet.

      Then they came for the cross-dressing ladyboy cyborgs, and I did not speak out –
      Because I was not a cross-dressing ladyboy cyborg.

      Then they came for the diaper-wearing toe-sucking shit-eating kiddie-diddling dinosaur rapers, and I did not speak out –
      Because I was not a diaper-wearing toe-sucking shit-eating kiddie-diddling dinosaur raper.

      Then they came for me – and there was no one left to speak for me.

      • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
        August 3, 2017 10:49 pm

        You are worse than all of those things. You want working on, boy.

  32. Pinkie permalink
    August 4, 2017 5:42 am

    Hi, i am pinkie. I am 6 and my uncle erik lets me use the computer when he is having a nap with mom. There are always lots of open tabs with pictures of big bald naked men named ken, and also one with mister ydis’ blog. is scrap princess a real princess ? also do you have her address ? her drawings are very nice. i did drawings like these when i was her age and maybe i could help her. XOXO

  33. Timotheus permalink
    August 5, 2017 6:44 pm

    YourRPGisShit first pointed this out on her(his?Xir?) website (which is more productive than YDIS has been the last couple of years…get cracking, bitch), but kent’s fantasy fuck Patrick Stewart and the Attack are bashing people for not adoring Poo Medusa on the RPGShite.

    http://www.therpgsite.com/showthread.php?37363-Maze-of-the-Blue-Medusa

    Solid Gold Takeaway: Zakina thinks D&D is inherently nihilistic. He makes an argument that encompasses everything that is not solid meatspace, and then of course denies it. He is objectively insane.

    Bonus takeaway: he thinks the absence of a god makes life inherently meaningless.

    Yeah, the Attack lives in a shithole surrounded by dead-enders; so nobody else’s life has meaning either – and if you think differently you are a LIAR.

    • August 6, 2017 9:24 am

      its defenders certainly are fulsome

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
      August 6, 2017 10:15 am

      Zpastic has obviously increased his amphetamine use since he’s officially a sad loser in an empty apartment. Again crowing his achievements as if he’s achieved something greater than the record for not washing the dishes or changing his underwear since Mandy left his lame ass.

      • August 7, 2017 1:52 pm

        Thanks for the shoutout Timotheus! I started that blog because I stumbled on this one and realized that the hobby needs more people pointing out all the bad/stupid shit.

        Lamentations: did Mandy really leave Zak? Gotta link to that?

      • Timotheus permalink
        August 7, 2017 5:59 pm

        YRIS, we talked about in the previous thread. I don’t think Zakina ever acknowledged on his blog – maybe on G+, which he rabidly gatekeeps. But Mandy mentioned it roundabout on her twitter feed, as she moved back to Canda and begged her followers for furniture and food. Happened sometime in March or April.

      • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
        August 7, 2017 11:07 pm

        There’s a nice lass who just wants a haircut and socialised healthcare and she’ll be presentable again. Proper little fox.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        August 9, 2017 11:19 am

        I had never heard of yourrpgisshit before but that long-winded hatescreed against Kate bullock reminded me that I have not ranted about Wundergeek for a while. I was so content knowing she had given up and probably died from the sheer existential malaise of having to live in a 1st world country as a woman-thing, but I knew deep down that that patreon-account was not going to support itself 😦

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        August 9, 2017 1:28 pm

        I actually like some of Ragg’s shit but this characterisation and analysis is actually spot on.

        https://yourrpgisshit.wordpress.com/2017/07/05/vaginas-are-edgy/

  34. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    August 6, 2017 8:35 am

    Hey Kent, the storygame PbtA Dungeon World crowd is where you want to be!

  35. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    August 6, 2017 8:41 am

    Is it just me or would some Poag baby raping and eating orc art be a palette cleansing refreshing change right about now?

  36. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    August 6, 2017 11:38 am

    Anybody seen this wank-happy thread? That Amazonbanshee slag sure seems to enjoy tales of game rape. The Unblown’s limp middle-aged dicks must be experiencing a bit of movement here. Drool/spunk-dribble on the keyboards!

    http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=115&t=77750

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      August 6, 2017 5:39 pm

      Looks like one of the mods scrubbed it, the link doesn’t work for me. Which sub-forum was it in?

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        August 7, 2017 12:00 pm

        play by post, general chat, White Star campaign. It’s still there, a thread about “romance” in the campaign. I think the main DF mod (Steve?) is right there gleefully partaking in the wank happy doings…

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 7, 2017 3:52 pm

        Thanks for the tip… I’m not about to join up just to read some ‘Space Raptor Butt Invasion’ fanfic.

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      August 7, 2017 11:11 pm

      Sweet Lucifer’s armpit, that’s a lot of stuff and nonsense over “establishing boundaries” and fretting over who’s the main character. I didn’t think Dragonsharters were supposed to worry about this sort of thing. That sort of carry-on is for the Swine pens, dammit!

      (Fucking hilarious that all their PCs are married to imaginary women modelled on Page 3 girls though. I’LL BET THEY ARE, and I’ll bet you had whole minutes of fun looking for reliable imagery too, eh what?)

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        August 8, 2017 9:32 am

        It’s just so damn funny that these limey fuckfaces are so jazzed about what seems to be a real female in their little online jack fest. Too bad she probably looks like Janet Reno.

  37. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    August 6, 2017 9:17 pm

    Fun…

    http://odd74.proboards.com/thread/12524/absurd-read?page=1&scrollTo=200451

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      August 6, 2017 10:04 pm

      Not even at the bottom of page one and Detective Dipshit is on the case. irishwarrior has taken the red pill and it’s given him SUPER SECRET SQUIRREL VISION, not to mention a deep love for the word ‘Orwellian’. His only weakness – a total lack of perspective! Fairness and justice in elfgame forum moderation is the most serious issue of our times, totally worth investigation and presentation to kangaroo courts of nobody in…

      … huh. My doorbell just rung. Irony was calling.

      • Fake Woke WFRP permalink
        August 6, 2017 10:07 pm

        Oakes Spalding
        Human Muckraker (ex-Beggar)
        Neutral (claims Good)
        Religion: Crystal Dragon Jesus, but he keeps it on the downlow (hah!)
        Insanity: compulsive arguing the toss over shit that don’t matter

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        August 10, 2017 5:22 pm

        Another generous donation has been made to Planned Parenthood in Oakes Spalding’s name.

  38. Zhack permalink
    August 9, 2017 1:47 am

    Mandy oh Mandy why did you block me? Now to reach you I have to comment on the only blog everyone reads. Come home you sweet little bundle of dying tatooed flesh! Don’t you remember what we had?

    http://pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=953747485

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      August 9, 2017 11:45 am

      Camera work is about as good as I Hit it with my Axe.

    • Timotheus permalink
      August 9, 2017 1:09 pm

      Nasty.

      Are those S.S. Death’s Head symbols she has tattooed down her legs? Maybe that explains Zakina’s restrained use of the “Hitler tried to kill my family” card. Mandy’s family was in on it.

      • Hehaw permalink
        August 15, 2017 7:44 pm

        As if things couldn’t be more laughable, there’s a clip of Zunt’s little experiment in gay porn on one of those sites. No “ass play” for him, but he did allow some dude to pull on his dick. So Gay for play, is certainly on the table when the rent is due.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      August 10, 2017 5:23 pm

      Who knew scab covered cripple porn was a fetish thing?

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 10, 2017 9:18 pm

        It’s a pretty safe bet on a planet where vore is a thing.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        August 11, 2017 2:32 am

        “With no known treatment” for vorarephiles who feel ill at ease with their sexuality, psychologists at Toronto’s Centre for Addiction and Mental Health have recommended trying to adjust to, rather than change or suppress the sexual interest.” Ô Canada…

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
        August 11, 2017 6:43 am

        While Zpastic never can get around to cleaning his apartment or washing the food caked dishes, he just eats off paper plates since Mandy left, he never misses an eyebrow threading appointment. This guy has the most absolutely fucked priority system imaginable. It’s not narcissistic to google your own name every five minutes, it’s proving people are liars.

    • Frog Gode permalink
      August 11, 2017 12:20 am

      OSR masterclass here : first you Hide in shadows, then you backstab (and obviously all weapons deal the same damage whatever their size).

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 11, 2017 12:05 pm

        That presupposes a thief class, with the attendant mechanics. That’s not in the 3LBB! New school heresy!!!!

      • Timotheus permalink
        August 11, 2017 10:33 pm

        Frog Gode just exposed xirself as a storygamer with that Thief microaggression shit.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 11, 2017 11:05 pm

        Point out on this doll where the percentile skills table touched you!

  39. August 11, 2017 10:13 pm

    http://www.storytellersvault.com/

    The Vampire OSR begins?

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      August 11, 2017 10:35 pm

      Seems like a good place to post ‘Ass Eaters of Pyongyang’.

  40. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    August 13, 2017 6:18 am

    I didn’t know there was an OSR gaming convention in Charlottesville Virginia this weekend….

    • Timotheus permalink
      August 13, 2017 6:37 am

      Jon Tarnowski takes a brave stand on the issue:

      “Just to be clear:

      If some Nazi wants to march at my side at a Free Speech rally, I’m no one to stop him.”

      http://therpgpundit.blogspot.com/2017/08/clarification-on-charlottesville.html

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 13, 2017 12:44 pm

        The wicked flee when none pursueth.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 13, 2017 5:12 pm

        It was bad enough when Pundejo was lauding the assault of a chick by a guy with a violent police record, but now he’s making excuses for a bunch of Nazis, one of whom killed a girl.

        Now that Pundejo’s gone full-Nazi, I give him three months until he ends up like this.

      • Timotheus permalink
        August 13, 2017 6:55 pm

        Yeah, only a matter of time until Pundejo is stumbling around some creek in Uruguay, urging a handful of monkeys, inflatable frogs, and television repair men to follow him, the Wrath of Kek, in a final, glorious crusade against the Swine.

      • Sykirobme permalink
        August 14, 2017 7:06 am

        Is this surprising coming from someone who lauded Anders Breivik?

        I just find it hilarious that he was a way-left lefty back in ’08.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        August 14, 2017 10:18 am

        Ultimately, I think we can all safely conclude that Hitler would have done nothing wrong had the holocaust really happened amirite?

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        August 14, 2017 10:19 am

        (In all seriousness, Commies and Nazi’s share so many of the same traits it makes perfect sense that Pundo used to be far-left and is now lukewarm right. The neural architecture of the SJW remains essentially unchanged.)

      • Timotheus permalink
        August 14, 2017 4:00 pm

        Lukewarm right?

        Compared to Attila the Hun, maybe.

        By using the SJW as your touchstone, you are deluding yourself about where you are, buddy.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        August 16, 2017 12:59 pm

        Pundo does have some libertardian roots so mea culpa on that one, but we are not truly arguing Pundo is a nazi or anything like that right? I mean he’s a shitbag with poor physical and mental hygiene but we don’t actually believe he supports Breyvik or Nazi’s or hates jews or mexicans or whatever the talking point du jour is right?

        I suggest that marching with Nazi’s stuff is because of a quasi-religious devotion to free speech pur sang and freedom of association as a result of his lolbertarian heritage, not a desire to abolish democracy and a desire for ethnic cleansing. At best one can make the argument that he is cynically pragmatic, unwilling to hold his own allies by the standards he upholds.

        I have no illusions where I stand, this is about figuring out where Pundit stands (answer: the side that is likely to get him a shitty column).

    • Ghost of Blooey permalink
      August 13, 2017 7:26 am

      I don’t particularly care for Nazis and the KKK but their gamers too I guess….

      My clothes need attention and then it’s shower and bed (I get clean for all of 5 minutes).

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        August 13, 2017 1:43 pm

        Bloodymage in hell, where hell is sometimes an Arizona Denny’s where you wait for eternity for your potential players from Meetup.com to show up.

        Or an old folks home where they drop the occasional younger but mentally fucked veteran. They serve bad meatloaf and have bad singalongs.

        or…

        Bloodymage in heaven, where you are a Dragonsfoot mod ruling with an iron fist.

        Or a home you share (very temporarily) with a dog groomer 10-15 years your senior.

        Or a packed convention hall where heavily armed and CIA trained security roam, a dragon mascot cavorts in the halls, and fat, mouth breathing con gorks hang in the hospitality suite and scarf scrumptious artisanal devilled eggs.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 13, 2017 5:16 pm

        Don’t forget his four hour meeting with the Mormons. Maybe he’s gone LDS style, and is now the god of his own planet, complete with celestial concubines and an eternity of gaming. Death to all PC’s sub-created beings.

  41. zakbot permalink
    August 15, 2017 6:34 am

    Whassup bros miss me? Couple things – first dont forget to sign up for my brownie point quest at Gencon, winner gets props from me personally. Second make sure to support me and Raggi at the Ennies. James is very worried that someones going to show up proudly wearing Antifa colors of something similar and you know we cant have that. He is my publisher and we have more moninations than any other company that counts so its extremely important that we all are on message. (thread) https://plus.google.com/112262093672917983853

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      August 15, 2017 11:22 pm

      “Don’t make me pick a side, I’ll have no KVLT friends if I piss off the Nazis and no Zak if the vicious sod finds a reason to turn on me.”
      — James Edward Raggi IV, probably

  42. Timotheus permalink
    August 15, 2017 9:16 am

    Well, a shitstorm coming on the Reaper Bones 4 Kickstarter. One of their employees went on a Facebook rampage last night and this morning, trolling a bunch of people who dislike neo-nazis.

    http://imgur.com/a/LjxGH

    Not exactly defending nazis, but flirting with it.

    Reaper is in a bad spot. On the Bones 4 comments, some people are threatening to withdraw their pledges unless the idiot is fired, others are upping their pledges in support of the company and or the individual (including his views), others are talking about gazebos (hence the old school link).

    An emergency board meeting is going on right now, and there will be an announcement shortly.

    Kinda scary how nazis, or more exactly, neo-nazis, are dividing everyone right now.

    • zakbot permalink
      August 15, 2017 11:42 am

      I could never work with anyone who equivicates between Antifa and nazis. Thats why you can see me at the LoTFP booth all week at Gencon. If Im not there ask James where to find me. But dont show up in Antifa colors because he doesnt want to show political favoritism when all sides are contributing to the violence. Also look for my good friend Patrick he is the beautiful poet with selfdescribed fascist haircut.

      • Timotheus permalink
        August 15, 2017 1:07 pm

        Thanks, Zakbot. I just checked out Faggi’s G+ post on Charlottesville. When he starts out with “I have no idea what happened” but produces a mailed-in self-righteous screed, he gets 200 posts of the same with plenty of name calling and cherry picking. That thread is equal opportunity stupidity, with maybe Tarnowski having the edge.

        Tarno said the Reaper employee got fired, but I haven’t found confirmation (even on that dude’s facebook page). All I have seen are bunch of alt-righters telling eachother that in tweets, but no actual cites.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 15, 2017 2:41 pm

        Raggs: I’ll serve you either way because I recognize your right to express yourself politically, but I reserve the right to think you’re the dumbest shit.

        Translation: I need the money.

        Spice/Flow, same as it ever was…

      • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
        August 15, 2017 11:27 pm

        Mr. Fist for the Prosecution is correct, but it’s amusing to build the house of cards a little higher. Raggs’ metal-scenester ways predispose him to hanging with neo-Nazis after all, and you’ll notice, gentlemen and Kent, that it’s antifa he specifically doesn’t want to see or be seen with. Wonder why?

      • zakbot permalink
        August 16, 2017 6:46 am

        3 Zak Browning Points if you take a picture of yourself wearing Antifa colors with James and post it to social media where our other friends can see it

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        August 16, 2017 9:47 am

        The Antifa vs Nazi’s debate. Had to happen sometime. Can’t we just hate equally? Commies vs Fascists is not a good fight to be in.

      • August 16, 2017 12:05 pm

        I recall Finland trying that both ways.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      August 16, 2017 6:43 am

      I always new the Culture Wars would ultimately be decided on the Elf Games front.

      Also, the world without Blooey is a dark, cruel place devoid of any hope for humanity. You know I am right too. 😦

  43. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    August 15, 2017 2:30 pm

    So, I’m writing a piece on comparative biomechanics and I come across this possible D&D reference

    • Timotheus permalink
      August 16, 2017 8:29 am

      I have never trusted 3rd level Chaotic Neutral Incisors. Virtually indistinguishable from Flame Princess dildos.

  44. Timotheus permalink
    August 16, 2017 8:37 am

    So will there be a Melee at Gencon between the antifa crew, and the fat dude selling SS t-shirts and Ilsa She-Wolf videos? And/or between the Blue-haired Non-Binary Battalion, and the Booth Babes?

    Will Wundergeek be there peddling her Men Are The Evil Darkness game? Did you get your copy yet, Bigs?

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      August 16, 2017 10:50 am

      I forgot about that. It’s 3E-is, n’est ce pas? I don’t play anything written after 1983 or so (played OWoD once, back in the 90s, tried to role play but we had a lot of MOAR GUNZ/SPLODEY SPLOSIONS players in the group, so the session ended with much of the Castle Hill neighborhood of the Bronx burning down… now, that’s some versimilitude ). Mostly, I stuck to 1E, TFT, and a bit of GW and classic Traveller. Lately, it’s been house ruled 1E, one shots.

      If I had the vacation time, I’d fly to Europe, rent a white van, and Perilous Dreamer Von and Prince and force them to play Blue Rose.

      • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
        August 16, 2017 1:05 pm

        Wait, did you just use ‘Perilous Dreamer’ as a verb?

        Also, d20 Blue Rose or new Blue Rose from the people who brought you WFRP.2?

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 16, 2017 2:09 pm

        Yeah… Perilous Dreamer (v.): to whisk away an individual in a plain white van.

        If I recall correctly, FotU was the one who came up with the white van trope.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 16, 2017 2:13 pm

        I’m not even familiar with Blue Rose, I just know it’s a bette noir bleu for Von.

      • Timotheus permalink
        August 16, 2017 3:33 pm

        Ha! I knew you weren’t gonna play it. Just curious if you backed the KS like you teased. I think it uses some story game mechanics like apocalypse world? Not interested enough to google the KS again.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 16, 2017 7:00 pm

        I confess I kinda forgot about it. I’ve only backed one kickstarter in my life, one run by a couple of dear friends with a proven track record who needed some stopgap funding until a couple of grants came through.

      • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
        August 16, 2017 11:00 pm

        Bête noire, surely?

        No need to speak of Von in the third person. He is not dead, though he can eternal lie (the alarm clock isn’t very loud, see). Some say he walks among you to this day, but has taken a new name and form and will retain them until the Age of Sabbath is passed and we all come unto Gehenna.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      August 16, 2017 1:03 pm

      I see no reason Frog Gode would not also have to suffer through that ordeal. In all seriousness though, let me know if you are ever in Amsterdam (It’s Toronto for me this year).

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        August 16, 2017 1:19 pm

        What else are y’all playing?

        For me it’s a steady diet of of Stars without Numbers coupled with an extended stiched together-campaign of Lotfp adventures. I have’t gotten to play any of the really rapy or shitty ones but I can vouch for the Grinding Gear not being fun and the Tower of the Stargazer/Tales of the Scarecrow being very fun. Crystal headed children is good if you have anyone with a mild gambling addiction. I also played a shitload of Carblowsa and kind of liked it, making me wish it was written better.

        In all honesty, the more I play Lotfp the shittier I start to find the ruleset. The modern armour rules are sloppy, the domain management rules make no sense and are kind of pointless and shit and I had to use fucking RaPLand ‘s mounted combat rules to make any headway. Raggs has the occasional glimmer of a good idea but he is undisciplined (like most fat people are) and lazy (see point 1) and it reflects in his writing.

      • August 16, 2017 1:44 pm

        I always felt LotFP was sloppy from the get go. I honestly don’t understand why it even has whatever popularity it does: it just feels like a barely-houseruled bog standard D&D clone, which makes me think why not just play actual D&D?

        I’ve been looking through various hacks and clones while working on my own thing, kinda surprised (but maybe I shouldn’t have been) that most of them are more or less direct D&D ports, just sometimes with ascending AC and attack bonus-instead-of-THAC0.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 16, 2017 2:11 pm

        When will you be in Toronto? I’m in NYC, it’s not that far. October is hell month at work, can’t take off at all then.

      • Timotheus permalink
        August 16, 2017 3:40 pm

        Last campaign was modified TFT. But now I’m in a band and we practice twice a week, so I haven’t gamed in three or four months.

        Of course, being in the band is kinda like role playing, but with 11 times as much beer.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        August 17, 2017 10:15 am

        I’m visiting the missus from the 8th of september to the 16th-17th I think. A 7 hour flight and they always put me between two fatguys.

  45. John Tarnowski, Sex Magickian permalink
    August 16, 2017 11:17 am

    THIS guy needs a memorial statue, bitches!

    http://imgur.com/a/7jVyw

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      August 16, 2017 1:21 pm

      How about a statue of Aleister Crowley burning a Montevideo phone book?

    • Timotheus permalink
      August 16, 2017 3:51 pm

      Well, Breivik has already been Sainted by Vox Gay in a Meme. And when a Norwegian dude asked him if he was serious, he doubled down and called him the West’s “first hero.”

      http://voxday.blogspot.com/2017/05/mailvox-breivik-saint-or-monster.html

      Followed my much nazi cock-sucking in the comments. Including by Colostomy House author and decorated SS apologist Tom Kratman (he wrote the science fiction book where old SS tankers were rejuvenated because they were the only ones who could stop an alien invasion of the earth while simultaneously killing hippies).

    • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
      August 16, 2017 7:53 pm

      The rather fashionable neckbeard he sported during the trial deserves to be memorialized in bronze anyway. Much nattier than some I’ve seen at the cons.

    • Frog Gode permalink
      August 17, 2017 1:57 am

      I’m usually happy to let anyone come and pee on leftists next to me, but when the guy sports a svastika it kinda dries me up. Maybe some vague reminiscence : burning villages on the horizon, hanging corpses in the streets of my hometown, you know, gay historical stuff. This sort of malaise is probably why I spent my nights translating TSR modules, pretending it’s 1987 and that someone cares.

      Also, if you’re gonna mix D&D with something, make sure it’s quality stuff like Fighting Fantasy, WFRP or Stormbringer and not some watered-down europiss. Or do what I do and just use Crypts and Things for all your gay S&S tentacle porn needs.

  46. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    August 16, 2017 3:52 pm

    Stars W/out Numbers? How many space games are out there in modern times? I really only know classic Traveller. But don’t really get to play it. I have some old KOTDT comics with ads for a sort of stylized space game called “Fading Suns,” but don’t ever hear about it so I assume it was a bomb. What was the deal with that?

    What sets these games apart, besides rules?

    Oh, and I guess Jamals Thousand Suns, which sounds like a direct rip-off, in title at least, of Fading. All I know about that is this happy dude named “Burf” who liked ti peek out of toilets in the cadets boy’s restroom.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      August 17, 2017 11:26 am

      Stars without numbers is oldschool traveler with Xp, more streamlining and more sandbox. It’s pretty good and the core rules are free so you don’t have to steal anything.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        August 17, 2017 4:53 pm

        Ah. and looking up Fading Suns, it seems to be more like Dune.

      • Sykirobme permalink
        August 17, 2017 8:16 pm

        How do you get more sandbox than Traveller? It was sandbox by default, especially if you didn’t use the crappy default setting.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        August 18, 2017 9:50 am

        Fading Suns is like Dune and Wh40k had buttsecks.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        August 18, 2017 9:51 am

        @Sykirobme: While SWN has an implied setting, a decent part of the book is dedicated to tools that allow you to generate your own factions, planets, quests and so and so forth. It is kind of neat.

      • Sykirobme permalink
        August 22, 2017 10:17 pm

        Thanks, Prince. I’ll have to check that out.

  47. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    August 17, 2017 11:41 pm

    Surrealism level: Full Dalí

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/346979-pro-trump-rally-set-to-take-place-the-same-day-as-juggalo-march-in-dc

    • Timotheus permalink
      August 18, 2017 6:33 am

      The Trumpalo Revolution. Must See TV.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      August 18, 2017 7:59 am

      What about fucking magnets?

    • Frog Gode permalink
      August 18, 2017 8:38 am

      Aren’t we past peak juggalo yet? These days every other fatherless braindead moron looking for a “family” seems to be doing whiteface minstrel shows on the weekend (the other one is busy getting his tats touched up)

  48. Timotheus permalink
    August 18, 2017 8:50 am

    Breaking OSR news!

    Obviously everyone here supported the Android Concubine Queer kickstarter that Alex “I am now Milo Y”s Publisher and publicist” Macris ran earlier this year.

    One of the promised rewards was the “Zaharan sorcerer” and as you know, the alt-right always lies- er, I mean delivers. And now that exclusive ACKS class has been dropped on Vox Gay’s blog, so there is no chance that anyone in the blOwSR will miss it!

    http://voxday.blogspot.com/2017/08/zaharan-darklord.html

    Yes, if you want to consider yourself the mighty equal of Vox Gay, you need to meet the rigorous requirements of 9 in Int, Wis, AND Cha.

    Good luck, gaymers!

  49. Kent permalink
    August 18, 2017 3:52 pm

    The Human Scale – The TRUTH
    =========================

    100 – 5th century bc Greeks – Elizabethan English – 10th-11th century Icelanders- ALL MALE

    28 – Walter Matthau – Human shaped puppets – Human like dogs

    27 – Dickenson – Austen – Wollstonecraft – Highest FEMALES

    04 – US Niggers (ie violent morons)
    03 – vomit
    02 – faeces – US low IQ highly educated black women
    01 – SJW – antifa – US low IQ highly educated white women (ie all white women)
    00 – Saudi Muslims

    • Kent permalink
      August 18, 2017 4:18 pm

      YDIS regulars, the unflushables, obviously are a combination of 02 faeces and the typical OSR gamer who is obviously a 01 SJW, vermin, extremely stupid.

    • Kent permalink
      August 18, 2017 4:19 pm

      My advice for humanity is to exterminate with extreme prejudice everything from 00 to 26.

      What a future !!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Timotheus permalink
      August 18, 2017 4:52 pm

      Just get back from Charlottesville, kent?

      • Kent permalink
        August 18, 2017 5:26 pm

        SJW diversity equal outcome whore?

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        August 18, 2017 5:47 pm

        Kent is back like a big old turd you just can’t flush!

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 18, 2017 6:21 pm

        Kent must have made a lot of money blowing the Cartoon Frog Nazi Brigade last weekend.

    • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
      August 18, 2017 11:28 pm

      You are surplus to requirements now. Shove another red pill or fifty up yer arsehole, stick yer face in the shitter and flush all that Shite away.

  50. Kent's Rectum Now With Sixty Percent More Nazi Semen permalink
    August 18, 2017 6:28 pm

    Sieg Heinie!

  51. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    August 18, 2017 7:49 pm

    I’m crowdsourcing material for my first d100 table: 100 Things to FInd in Blooey’s Utilikilt!

    I’ll get it started, please play along

    01: 1d8 pairs of clean emergency underwear
    02: 1d6 pairs of dirty underwear (roll 1d4, 1-2: in a ziplock, 3-4: freeballin’ it!)
    03: Baby wipes
    04: Prescott Arizona Chamber of Commerce welcome brochure
    05: Loaded pistol
    06: cocktail napkin with dragonsfoot.org admin password
    07: Dog walker’s business card
    08: IHOP frequent diner card with only two punches left for a free sit down breakfast
    09: uncashed check from RPGPundit for $2000 for job at Polyhedron Games
    10: cd-rom labeled “Fresh Install”

    • Timotheus permalink
      August 18, 2017 8:43 pm

      11: Various city maps with church parking lots highlighted in green
      12: Same, with parks where girls’s softball teams play highlighted in pink
      13: GI Joe Action binoculars (see 12)
      14: Die, Orc, Die thong
      15: Stained copy of the Stink in Gondala

      • Timotheus permalink
        August 18, 2017 9:01 pm

        Damn, wish I could edit. Put “2d4” in front of 11, 14, and 15.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      August 18, 2017 9:19 pm

      16. 50-200 ball bearings to facilitate dine-and-dash
      17. Polyedracon d4-3 Security Badge
      18. 1d6 Mormon Tracts
      19. First draft Zach Glazer eulogy
      20. 3.5 ounce bottle Aqua Velva, roll 1d8 1-5 for cleaning, 6-7 for drinking, 8 for both

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      August 18, 2017 9:21 pm

      How can we forget?

      21. 1d12 Poly-eggs

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        August 19, 2017 7:41 am

        I think you just guaranteed our ENNIE award win next year, old chum! 😀

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      August 19, 2017 5:22 am

      22: $10,000 worth of publishing and RPG software
      23: Map of Beldany on a shower curtain
      24: checkered tablecloth, 1″ squares

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        August 19, 2017 5:24 am

        reset those rolls to 25, 26, 27

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      August 19, 2017 7:40 am

      28: List of scripture readings for Polycon prayer breakfast (roll 1d8, 1-4: Old Testament, 5-6: New Testament, 7: Book of Mormon, 8: Necronomicon)
      29: List of Western Union wired money pick up sites in every RPG convention host location in the 48 continental states.
      30: Train in a Cup

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 19, 2017 9:39 am

        Train in a Cup was my one Blooey purchase. I’ve modified the rules somewhat to make a more entertaining game- Train on S.E. Cupp.

  52. Frog Gode permalink
    August 18, 2017 11:15 pm

    22. Russian-English pocket dictionary, chatbot edition
    23. 1d4 Bic© tracheotomy pen
    24. 1 copy of “The 10 Commandments of Good Gamemastering” ; 1st commandment : “Half the battle is just showing up” ; 2nd commandment : “The other half is showing up on the right day”

  53. Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
    August 20, 2017 12:23 am

    That Kent lad, he’s rubbish. Get him out of here. He used to think for himself, the big shmuck, now there’s nothing in his head the YouTubers didn’t put there. Another fuckin casualty of the culture wars gone soft on poteen and believin what he reads.

    • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
      August 20, 2017 12:25 am

      He’s like the fuckin Irish Sargon is what he is. Pikey Sargon reelin about with his whiskey bottle out, half-arsin a pretence to a classical education.

  54. Frog Gode permalink
    August 20, 2017 9:31 am

    Next round of Hagen•Daz is on me : the Primogen has (literally) reclaimed his chair.

  55. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    August 22, 2017 9:42 pm

    31: Baggie marked “convention supplies/treasure!” filled with assorted plastic cutlery, salt, pepper, ketchup packs, and straws filched from AM stores.
    32: Poly Egg recipe scrawled on McDonalds napkin. Stained by tears.
    33: 7-11 Big Gulp cup filled with brackish hotel lobby drinking fountain water. Several unidentified “floaties” bobbing around in it.
    34: Steve the Dragonsfoot head mod’s cell number (long since changed).
    35: editor at Kenzerco’s cell number (long since changed).
    36: Blooeyson’s cell number (which is actually the number to a local Chinese restaurant that has long since closed).

  56. Kent permalink
    August 23, 2017 8:52 pm

    I am so glad that Zak and Patrick are easing into fame at the same time that you lot have become so irrelevant that ydis herself isn’t even paying attention to your posts.

    http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/2017/08/terrorize-them-with-quality.html
    https://falsemachine.blogspot.ie/2017/08/memory-fragments-of-gen-con.html?showComment=1503546523690#c5889488502455213416

  57. Kent permalink
    August 23, 2017 8:54 pm

    Having just read Zak’s and Patrick’s gencon blog posts I am so glad that Zak and Patrick are easing into fame at the same time that you lot have become so irrelevant that ydis herself isn’t even paying attention to your posts.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      August 24, 2017 1:01 am

      That’s our Kent, he’ll never pass up an opportunity to suck Zak’s cock.

    • SparkleMotion permalink
      August 24, 2017 8:29 am

      I was at the Ennies and Zak was his typical obnoxious self. When reading off the award for one guy that couldn’t be there he did a decent job at it. He’s a really short fella though from what I could tell. Patrick was a pleasure to talk to and didn’t rub me the wrong way. Raggi looks just like Hagrid I shit you not.

      All in all. Zak was a non-factor, Cthulu and 7th sea won nearly everything, and Vein’s of the Earth is a damn good book.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        August 24, 2017 8:42 am

        Wonder if Mearls got a taste of that sweet-ish blond trailerpark hooker the half-haired had brought with him. Too bad Zak’s quality had terrorized Mandy back to Canada : she would have shown all those Gygax-grave-diggers what fucking a corpse actually feels like.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        August 24, 2017 2:53 pm

        Hey sparkle, could you give more info on those award winners? Is Cthulhu a new Call of…edition?

      • August 24, 2017 2:57 pm

        They’re still doing the Ennies?

  58. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    August 24, 2017 1:09 am

    I present StuPat, the good writer guy what’s known for writing good…

    The monument itself has these massive, I think they are called bass-reliefs?

    It’s no wonder that Durr Hurr is impressed by the guy, he probably thinks Stu is a 17th level author.

    • August 24, 2017 3:00 pm

      Concrete evidence that it’s not about what you do, or how good you do it (or whether you can do it good at all I suppose), but who you know. Or at least who you praise. Or pretend to like.

      Seriously people care about the Ennies?

    • Timotheus permalink
      August 24, 2017 7:21 pm

      “The cleaning staff in the posh rooms of the JW Marriott leave your toiletries in parallel lines, and they won’t stop leaving new soap, even though you haven’t used the old soap, so theoretically, over time, the suite could just fill up with soap.”

      Lotsa gems from his mentally-challenged viewpoint – and you have to wonder if he even half understands Zak’s pygmallion-like level of mockery of him – but this might encapsulate his writing. Is he stupid or does he, theoretically, think everyone else is?

  59. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    August 24, 2017 3:11 pm

    I wonder how much money they paid Charlotte Stokely to be there. Think she doled out any of those illegal blowjobs?

    I see pictures of Zak getting Misty over a few hundred dollar bills in hand. Another faked fucking thing from Hukster Zak. If that was money from folk who bought Raggi crap, it would be 20’s (and checks). C’mon Zak.

    No way they made enough money for Zak and that whore’s trip, much less Raggi’s

    Skinny Zak and fat Raggi standing next to each other looks like a skanky number 10.

  60. Timotheus permalink
    August 24, 2017 7:11 pm

    Wow, a bunch of Kansas City faggots. No wonder kent c’est jalous.

    Hopefully, a lot of people asked Zakie where Mandy was. And where was Connie? Has she given him the finger, too? Found some other slackster with a bigger trust fund?

    Charlotte is pretty, but that shot of Zakina’s splooge all over her ravaged butt is one her kids will treasure, and the threshold where she enters 10-foot pole territory..

    I wonder if the Attack is even marginally aware of the people who were trying to sleep on the floors next to him, or even the people at the ennies (yeah,fuck ’em but still) that his and Faggi’s skank-ass crew insulted with their junior-high pep-rally profanity.

    Obvious Troll is obvious.

    And that cock-sucking coward will still troll everywhere but here.

    And Patrick? Veins was OK but not award-level. He is smart enough to realize he is riding coattails, so that must really kill him.

    Faggi-Attack forms the quintessential Axis of Suck.

  61. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    August 24, 2017 9:32 pm

    This Zak con shit needs a full, in depth report here. I mean, I just looked at his blog more than I ever did in ten years (Zak the Kak wins I guess). Hilarious in it’s cheese. He planned a big party, but can only take like two steps in any direction of his piece of shit off site low rent hotel room (the new whore must be so impressed).

    Ironically, Kak and FatRags are probably acting like the jocks that flicked cigarettes at them and called them homos back in school. Living off better times last year. Storming the podium and acting like big man on campus. In a sea of gamer creeps young and old (and fat. And weird.).

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
      August 25, 2017 2:48 pm

      Wow, never wrong to use a wad of one dollar bills wrapped in a hunny to make yourself feel important. Maybe Zpastic will forget that trick when the Alzheimer’s sets in and he looks back at his accomplishments. Poor Zpastic, as relevant to RPG’s as a case of Wasteland Herpes. By the way, anyone at Zpastic’s part , get yourself checked, might not be Derp Herp but likely you picked up some crabs off the toilet seat.

      • August 25, 2017 11:50 pm

        Oh good I’m not the only person who thought, “Who the fuck goes to a convention and pays in hundred dollar bills”. The real question is how much, if any, of that money is from customers?

        As to whether Zak is stupid or thinks everyone else is, can’t it be both?

  62. PrinceBait @wundergeek permalink
    August 25, 2017 4:42 am

    Yes, because at work on the Monday following GenCon is EXACTLY when I needed to have period cramps. #condrop #wtf #fuckyouuterus

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      August 27, 2017 4:17 am

      INTRUSION DETECTED IN GRID x-73-08-93. DISPATCH LEVEL 5 EXSANGUINATION-FOG

    • Bloodymage permalink
      August 27, 2017 9:14 am

      Meatloaf. Again!
      Sigh 😦

  63. Kent permalink
    August 25, 2017 6:12 pm

    I have given this some thought and the primary reason for Zak Smith And Patrick Stuart’s influence in the OD&D world is gorgeousness of physiognomy. Both men are beautiful lookers with mediocre verbal skills. Gamers want to kiss their handsome faces and give them big hugs before they have boiled up courage enough to criticise their words, the word usage of these sharps is twelve year old girlish.

  64. Kent permalink
    August 25, 2017 7:03 pm

    I have an idea for a cop style Columbo TV show. I will write, produce, direct and star in this show

    Here is the formula:

    A regular guy kills his wife because she is a stupid weak nagging cunt like all women. This is the format for every episode which I expect to run weekly for 350 years.

    The Columbo guy who is a mixture of Columbo-Sherlock Holmes-Kent is extremely sympathetic to the murder of women who are stupid weak nagging cunts especially wives who listen to the radio and think morality is something to learned from extreme-left-wing-journos on the bbc and like niggers think that logic is a white conspiracy.

    My cop show would have the detective hero, lets call him Plato, killing wives he comes across just because he thinks they are scum whether they are involved in the murder case or not.

    The second season has Plato murdering muslim scum like the Pakistani child rapists in the north of England but if the budget is big enough the UK invades Saudi Arabia, exterminating those muslim scum and all the normal people in the world cheer and breath a sigh of relief. No more evil in the world.

  65. Kent permalink
    August 25, 2017 7:46 pm

    Im watching Game of Thrones 7.

    Never in history have men paid any attention to women who are the physical and moral equivalents of 12 year old boys. Its pretty disgusting to see George Martin succumb to the hollywood $ pc insanity that elevates women to the the status of men when we all know this is a pretence.

    • Kent permalink
      August 25, 2017 8:32 pm

      Why would any man respect a woman if he is not fucking her? There is no reason. There is nothing to respect.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        August 26, 2017 10:51 am

        The bitter and hilariously failed life of Kent on full display.

        It’s Saturday night, Kunt. Another chance to end the pain and loss. Wrists, in the tub. Painless.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 26, 2017 4:26 pm

        Kent is a one-person /incel/ subreddit. Black-pilled Barry, saddest turd on the internet.

  66. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    August 25, 2017 9:05 pm

    You’re ‘sperging’ again, Paul.

  67. Kent permalink
    August 26, 2017 11:51 am

    Don’t remember that shite. Got my drunk on 24 hours too early.

    Now, right now, is the right time for a cheap scotch on the rocks build up to the fight.

    Mcgregor is a little fucking knacker, but he is my knacker. Floyd is classy but he looks nervous to me. Whatever people are saying these two are dragging boxing out of the gutter.

    Filthy mouth + Talent = $$$

    If only ydis had talent.

  68. Kent permalink
    August 26, 2017 12:50 pm

    Here is a random table from Zak Smith’s blog.

    Most gamers love random tables for some reason.

    QUOTE

    1 Pictures will not hang straight in the same room as the doll
    2 It begins to rain whenever the doll is taken outside
    3 Animals attack the doll instinctively
    4 Each observer is sure the doll has a different expression
    5 Water becomes saltwater in its presence
    6 Some sharp detail of the wood or plastic regularly pricks anyone who touches the doll
    7 Doll falls over whenever propped in a sitting or standing position
    8 Observers lose all appetite
    9 Babies cry in doll’s presence
    10 Flies attracted to doll as if it were fruit

    QUOTE

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      August 26, 2017 3:18 pm

      I’d tell you to get a life, you sad, boring, unfunny waste of spunk. But what’s the point? Well past the point of no return.

  69. Kent permalink
    August 26, 2017 3:18 pm

    Well Im off to watch the fight.

    As always its really impressive getting your insight into things.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      August 26, 2017 8:54 pm

      Heh, indeed

      Even though it is a stupid mismatch with no athletic significance whatsoever, its record-setting success is inevitable and unsurprising. Not only do Floyd Mayweather, Jr. and Conor McGregor boast two of the largest, loudest and least educated fan bases in the world, but it’s a freak show.

      It’s funny because it’s true.

    • Some Plantation Owner's Kent permalink
      August 27, 2017 7:58 am

      Well, now we have official confirmation the Irish are inferior to the Negro. Fun Fact: In America, the Irish were called and considered n!gg3rs too!
      Kent, if you behave yourself maybe YDIS wlll make you a house nig instead of a field nig! He may even call you Ole Black Columbo.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        August 27, 2017 12:10 pm

        That ole Black Columbo, he ain’t got cotton.

        But he does have a guest starring role for Nipsy Russell as a jealous husband who’s wife has drowned in the pool!

        “Excuse me, but, eh, could I use your bathroom, sir? I ‘ve always wondered what nigger bathrooms look like. I’m guessing it’s just a bucket and some leaves in the broom closet…”

  70. Kent permalink
    August 28, 2017 8:42 pm

    GAME OF THRONES:
    =================

    IMAGINATIVE FANTASY LEVEL: – 1/10

    GENDER FANTASY LEVEL- 10/10

    Truth is women are physically pathetic, scientifically proven at the level of 14 year old boys. That’s who olympic women’s teams train against.

    Truth is women are mentally limited, look at what they have achieved at the highest level. Nothing.

    I don’t respect any women intellectually in the history of Thought. If you do you are a virtue signaling fag, and god love you, nobody else does except women and queers and ydis regulars.

    Truth is guys who don’t notice that Game of Thrones is a GENDER FANTASY FOR DOLLARS are fucking morons, but you knew that already.

    I don’t care that 100% of online osr gamers appear to be lefty-faggoty-gender-warrior-morons because in real life people laugh at you but it would be nice to see someone with pretend guts enough to laugh at the osr-ydis fags.

    • Marie Curie permalink
      August 29, 2017 12:39 am

      Shut your Kenthole, Kenthole!

      • Rear Admiral Grace M. Hopper, PhD permalink
        August 29, 2017 12:44 am

        Sick burn, sister… a radiation burn.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      August 30, 2017 8:53 pm

      This has got to be the Kentiest comment of them all, with this being my favorite part:

      I don’t respect any women intellectually in the history of Thought. If you do you are a virtue signaling fag, and god love you, nobody else does except women and queers and ydis regulars.

      Only Kent would write ‘women love you’ as a pejorative. There is now no doubt, as if there ever were, that Kent cannot claim the mantle of heterosexuality. Some enterprising psychology grad student has a thesis awaiting upon figuring out exactly what sort of paraphilia Durr Hurr is saddled with.

  71. Kent permalink
    August 28, 2017 9:03 pm

    IGNORE LIST
    ===========
    SHITS THAT WONT FLUSH
    =======================
    Captain Kirks Dick Blood
    Bigby’s Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist
    ===========

    Very stupid psychopathic HUMAN RAPIST TOADS who have NEVER said anything worth reading [prove me wrong]. I Despise ZAKS S and Patrick Stuart but at least they express CONTENT even if it is worthless. These two YDIS MORONS have NOTHING, show me CONTENT, and that’s why I have dubbed them the SHITS THAT WONT FLUSH. Look above for fun and laughs about these particularly stupid cunts the SHITS THAT WONT FLUSH.

    ha ha !! Its just fun for me !!

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      August 29, 2017 12:48 am

      KENT SPERG-OUT LEVEL: – 6/10

      No need to get out his helmet yet, Moms Barry.

    • Timotheus permalink
      August 29, 2017 7:37 am

      Here’s the thing, kent…some of us HAVE produced content. You just don’t know it because we never compromised our secret ID’s like a certain drunken Irishman has, despite his array of less-than-clever sock puppets.

      • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
        August 29, 2017 5:28 pm

        Time to kickstart a YDIS compilation. I smell an Ennie!

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
        August 29, 2017 6:51 pm

        I’d publish it but people stole my company and it’s really hard to operate a print press with ghostly hands. That ectoplasm gets everywhere and smears the print.

      • August 30, 2017 8:25 pm

        Secret identities? The truth is… I am Gene Weigel

        FLICKER TO A MONTAGE OF:

        Fakehawk fans rolling their eyes at computer screens of Gene’s forum posts where he is saying they’re ultimately Gygax fans for the one millionth time.

        Gene cutting and pasting a photo of self as best man at Gary Gygax’s wedding .. .

        Gene getting into hotel bed stepping over Rob Kuntz laying on the floor..

        Gene looking at watch as Dave Arneson rambles on and on and on..

        Gene erasing Mike Beault’s name from old TSR books and pencilling in “My Bitch”….

        10 minute BANK OF MOSTLY VISUAL EFFECTS SUPERVISORS CREDITS

        Arrives home someone sitting in the dark. Its Will Smith who gets up and says “I’m Gary Gygax, Mr Weigel did you think you were the only grogtard in the world? I’m here to talk to you about the Oldsters Still Retarded initiative….

        GENE WEIGEL WILL RETURN IN GENE WEIGEL 2

      • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
        August 30, 2017 8:51 pm

        Waiting around for Blooey to arrive to run a game but he no-showed because he was stuck at the Milwaukee airport (or some shit) and it happened so many times that con staff implemented an official policy of “Stand-by GMs” in his honor?

        I WAS THERE !!!

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        August 30, 2017 8:55 pm

        Flails or GTFO, Gene.

      • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
        August 30, 2017 9:57 pm

        Blooey, however, was not.

      • Ghost of Blooey permalink
        September 4, 2017 8:47 am

        They always let me use a room to shower in. I can’t stay clean all of five minutes. Eat, pee, crap, clean, rinse, repeat.

  72. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    August 31, 2017 11:55 am

    Well, there was that one con Bloomeister was three weeks early for (after like a 2000 mile drive). That should be worth some props from the con staff, showing up on the Wed before the event to do pre-con setup and the registration desk guy saying “um, could you guys talk to that weird, squinty eyed dude over in the hotel café? He’s been in there for three days drinking water and stealing sugar packs, muttering something about being chased out of a church lot”

    Serious question. Who is the best choice for a Bloodymage film? Coen Bros or Farrelly Bros? I’m torn on if it should be a surrealistic character study, or a goofball comedy.

    Or maybe the Rushmore Wes dude? The Blooey story is a lot like the Max Fischer story; if Max was a demented brain tumor guy.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      August 31, 2017 2:28 pm

      I wear my allegiances on my sleeve, so nobody should be surprised that I’d nominate Werner Herzog. Who else could capture that combination of beauty and madness that is the Life of Bloo?

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      August 31, 2017 2:31 pm

      On second thought, maybe Michael Bay would be a good choice. He could film Blooey’s dine-and-dash escapades as action sequences… Picture a steely-eyed Bloo calmly walking away from an exploding diner, secure in the knowledge that he saved his $4.95 for a short stack and a sausage patty.

    • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
      August 31, 2017 8:43 pm

      Dominique Pinon in the starring role.

    • Frog Gode permalink
      September 1, 2017 4:55 am

      Wasn’t Bloo the Bodhi of the OSR, the heat-packin’ loose cannon veteran of the Golandan Wars (Bloo Steel !), the leaking nuclear submarine of our fever dreams? Only Kathryn Bigelow has the right combination of boobs and balls to paint the tortured landscape that was Bloo’s psyche.

    • Ghost of Blooey permalink
      September 1, 2017 4:23 pm

      I’m mighty partial to Ron Howard directing myself. :rolls eyes:

      And this damn Yahoo toolbar is back again! 😡

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        September 4, 2017 12:16 pm

        I think Ron Howard can actually help you with that persistent Yahoo toolbar.

  73. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    September 1, 2017 11:13 am

    We might want to reserve Herzog for the Kent story.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      September 1, 2017 8:08 pm

      Nah, Kent’s story could only be captured properly by Uwe Boll. Well, since Ed Wood is long-dead… there’s a Kent or Kentda joke in here somewhere.

  74. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    September 1, 2017 11:23 am

    We also might want to do a trilogy of unrelated numbnuts of gaming. Like The Three Flavors Cornetto trilogy but diff directors. Wes Anderson for Blooey, Herzog for Kunt, and maybe Clive Barker for Zak Smith. It’ll be “The Spud, Dud, and Crud Trilogy”

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      September 2, 2017 5:37 am

      I’m working on an unauthorized biography of Kent (Backspray Barry) called FOUR IN THE STINK.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        September 2, 2017 3:56 pm

        Four I-beams…

  75. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    September 2, 2017 3:43 pm

    Working on my blOwSR review template for the Alt-Right Neo Nazi RPG haven known as the RPGSite. Am I missing anything?

    “This product sucks sweaty balls. Was it written by Jews, Negroes or Rune Magickians?”

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      September 2, 2017 5:13 pm

      “This product conforms to the Cultural Marxist tenets of the Globalist Jew, and will lead impressionable youths into the death cult of Third-Wave Feminism, thus advancing the plot of White Genocide. Three out of Ten Pepes (would not bang).”

      Currently Smoking: The Arkema Organic Peroxides Plant in Crosby, Texas. Another victory for Libertarianism! WOLVERINES!!!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        September 2, 2017 10:55 pm

        In homage to Arrows of Indra, I fully intend to plagiarize this.

  76. Kent permalink
    September 4, 2017 3:55 pm

    I have been thinking this might be a good place for me to find DUNGEONS & DRAGONS friends because I am banned from the DUNGEONS & DRAGONS forums, blogs and google+ for being too cruel, too intelligent and too honest.

    So then, who wants to be my PAL? Would you have fun shooting the shit with an unprofessional midweek bottle or two of scotch, being brilliant, and mocking ordinary people.

    • Kent permalink
      September 4, 2017 3:58 pm

      No one who posts here would qualify for being my online friend, so I am looking for NEW people friends.

    • Kent permalink
      September 4, 2017 5:10 pm

      Or homos. Most homo D&Ders are YDIS regulars. I am looking for ordinary men non-YDIS D&Ders to be my best PALS.

    • Kent permalink
      September 4, 2017 5:43 pm

      If you are my PAL you will acknowledge that only Gygax and Jaquays produced anything of worth. Are you still my PAL?

    • Ghost of Blooey permalink
      September 9, 2017 2:01 pm

      Well, I don’t particularly care for the Irish but I’ve got product to sell so I’ll be your D&D friend Kent. I won’t be your PAL because in my Navy days a PAL was a Personal Ass Licker and I’m not one for the homosexual lifestyle but you guys are gamers too I guess.
      Now that we are friends can you wire me $1,000 to the nearest Western Union in Lake Geneva? I’m here a few weeks (maybe months) early for GaryCon and I’d really like to have a sit down breakfast and I’m out of leftover meatloaf from the home. Thanks PAL!

  77. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    September 5, 2017 7:48 pm

    Kunt, despite your love of dead fat beardo’s who take credit for others work, or closet fags who decide in their 50’s they need to be a woman (imagine hurting your family just for a decade or two of being a monster), I am most certainly your friend here.

    I’m the only one who honestly wants your pain to end.

    It recently struck me that you probably have only a kitchenette so no stove to suffocate your head in. And no bathtub for wrist slitting. Shit, the dump you live in probably has a shared shower down the hall.

    May I recommend hurling yourself off a freeway overpass into oncoming truck traffic? Think about it. You can down a bottle, get up to the pass, shed a few bitter tears over your failed an miserable joke of a life (I’m going to guess you are one of those heaving sobers), and dive out into open air. You’ll turn almost instantly into red jelly, and it’d be entertaining to the kids in the car behind the truck.

    You can go out with a squish, and for a change make somebody smile!

    • Kent permalink
      September 5, 2017 8:41 pm

      Are you still holding a grudge because I told you to kill yourself first ?

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        September 6, 2017 12:22 am

        Naw. You’re a sad cunt of a loser (and I don’t call you cunt cause you used to call everybody here that. I do it cause you are a pathetic cunt). But I don’t like seeing things in bitter, lonely pain. I want your pain to end, Kunt.
        Can you get hold of a gun? Easy way to go.

        “one in the mouth and your soul heads south.”

  78. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    September 6, 2017 10:51 am

    That money grubbing piece of shit Tenkar has an affiliate link to the Harvey Hurricane Relief bundle at RPGNow up on the Turdshack. I hope he dies a slow and painful death from cancer! Fucking asshole human garbage!
    http://www.tenkarstavern.com/2017/09/rpgnow-hurricane-harvey-relief-fund.html?m=1

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      September 6, 2017 11:59 am

      Happy to report Sean Patrick Fanny is capitalizing on the tragedy of others with an affiliate link too! Gotta skim a little off the top of the charitable contributions because the spice must flow!

    • September 8, 2017 6:59 pm

      Hey now Erik NEEDS that sweet, SWEET affiliate moolah so he can…keep sitting on his ass pimping and praising other peoples’ shit?

  79. Sykirobme permalink
    September 6, 2017 11:50 am

    I wonder if this involved any of our favorite people…probably not, but it’s funny to speculate:

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      September 6, 2017 12:01 pm

      Not too much detail in there for that poor sap to figure it out no sirree bub!

      • Timotheus permalink
        September 6, 2017 10:08 pm

        Deleted before I could see it. But, from the comments, I am guessing either Spacerunny Day or Dellaporno.

  80. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    September 6, 2017 6:28 pm

    Sheesh, when did this place become the ‘Men Seeking Men’ Personals section of Kentslist?

    This is the funniest part, the bit which convinces nobody, not even Kent hirself:

    No one who posts here would qualify for being my online friend, so I am looking for NEW people friends. Or homos. Most homo D&Ders are YDIS regulars. I am looking for ordinary men non-YDIS D&Ders to be my best PALS.

    This is straight out of just about every ‘JO buddy’ ad ever to go viral.

    If you have to specify ‘no gays’, then bro, you are gay… it’s axiomatic.

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 6, 2017 10:25 pm

      Hah! I bet kent tries to lure his “non-gay” friends with the all-you-can-eat imitation crabmeat lure. Irish delicacy.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        September 6, 2017 11:39 pm

        I bet he tried to pay his landlady with imitation crabmeat because he was too broke to pay by check.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        September 7, 2017 1:01 pm

        Imitation crabmeat in Ireland is basically especially lumpy oatmeal.

  81. Ghost of Blooey permalink
    September 9, 2017 2:12 pm

    RETHINK THE STINK!
    Now that I’m dead and forever stuck in Purgatory forced to travel the ghostly lanes from city to city and town to town on the RPG convention circuit only to show up too early or too late for the rest of eternity, it has come to my attention that my products have now all entered the pubic domain.
    As a lasting tribute to the gamer glory I never saw in life, I would like to invite all of the great OSR creative types to RETHINK THE STINK and design a reboot of THE STINK IN GOLANDA from their unique perspective and take. If James Raggi/LotFP, Zak S, StuPat & Scrap Princess, James M., James Spahn, Stars Without Number Guy, Poag, and ideally Rob Kuntz would take up the mantle and do their own interpretation of THE STINK IN GOLANDA that would be the greatest thing to ever happen in my life (now death).

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      September 10, 2017 12:29 pm

      I’m more interested in the idea of a spectral Blooey haunting the freeways of America, riding in his ghostly, smoking and sputtering old pickup. He’d be spotted in church parking lots and lurking at AM PM condiments counters. His hazy form would materialize outside Garycon restrooms, muttering about “death to all PC’s” and “buy some product,” before vanishing again, with a final whisper “meeeeeaaatllloooooaaaaffff nnnniiiiiggghhhhhttttttt…”

      Was Bloo living in Texas at the end? I wish he was still around to drop some folksy wisdom on the catastrophes there. Probably simply along the lines of “I manage to stay dry for all of ten minutes. Sigh!”

  82. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    September 11, 2017 10:02 am

    Frank M. shits where he wants to eat:

    Once upon a time

    (in a little village in the realm of Empyrea on the continent of Aquaria, on the eastern shore of the great sea called the Solnor, in the constellation of the Whale on planet #4 of the star some call “Tau”, about 5 millennia after the birth of a famous Terran religious figure and a few centuries after the Interregnum)

    …the mayor of Dragonsfoot village held a referendum. The people then decided that Freedom and Truth were more important that Unity or Friendship. Thus they began a great experiment with profound philosophical implications. As long as they didn’t attack one another, they could say anything, to anyone.

    Over a decade, the people of Dragonsfoot were conquered by the dominant among them, some of them half-Trolls. These half-breeds were almost identical to the good, faithful local folk. But they placed Freedom above all else, at the cost of Community. (Trolls are always suspicious and hostile, and are really quite easy to spot.) And so Truth reigned, and hospitality and respect nearly vanished.

    One day, a minor Prince came to visit the village. He didn’t bring his Aides or his Guards; he came himself, wanting to truly meet and learn of the people. The Prince thought they would be like normal citizens of the realm — cautious but welcoming, self-interested but offering friendship. Instead, the Trolls pressed him with personal questions, and pelted him with garbage. They were not interested in the welfare of the Town, nor the Realm itself; they were only interested in themselves, and keeping control of others.

    And so the Prince rode back to his castle and pondered the situation. Truth was a good thing, as was Honesty. But when they combine to destroy Community, they become a Problem.

    The People of the Village of Dragonsfoot have a Decision to make:

    If their village continues to be inhospitable, suspicious, and unwelcoming, then they will be cut off. They cannot interact with the Realm, lest they undermine its huge and magnificent community. But they cannot be destroyed, for they are living beings, worthy of the universal pursuit of happiness. So they will be left alone, to wither or rise, as they see fit… but Alone.

    The town of Dragonsfoot, on the Dragontail peninsula of the continent of Aquaria in the Realm of Empyrea, is about to rise or fall. Their fate is yours to choose.

    The appearance and description of the village of Dragonsfoot in the Empyrea campaign set (release Summer 2018, featuring a dozen of the biggest names in RPG history) is up to you, local residents. Will you remain overrun by Trolls (and their leader Bote), or will you rise up and place Community first?

    The Empyrea design team will watch, wait, and write up the result by February 2018. The future of the village is in your hands. We will not interfere; this is YOUR problem, not ours.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      September 11, 2017 12:04 pm

      Looks like Steve banned his ass. Good on him to not succumb to Gamer Stockholm Syndrome.

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 11, 2017 2:21 pm

      That’s hilarious. EOTB picked a few scabs and Frankie goes sanctimonious ballistic on the whole site, despite the majority lining up to polish his knob. Steve was right to give him the finger.

      We’ll have to post a link to his dickstarter when it goes live. May have to greate a sock account and spend a $1 to make a few comments…

      • Timotheus permalink
        September 11, 2017 2:34 pm

        worldsofempyrea.com

        “Other famous artists of that era — including Caldwell, Dee, Diesel, Easley, Elmore, Holloway, Jaquays, and Otus — are being invited to join the project.”

        Wow, you’re announcing that you are inviting them. A more impressive announcement would be that some have actually accepted.

        “Mentzer and Darlene will finance the set through crowdfunding, with support from Judges Guild.”

        Good idea, Frankie. The reborn Judges Guild is two years late on the remake of the Invincible Overlord, with no delivery anywhere in sight. You’ll definitely want some of their support, and their reflected professionalism.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      September 12, 2017 10:24 am

      Well I think it’s nice to see the designers of the game are just as much socially retarded manchildren as the socially retarded manchildren that have played the game all these years. #warmfuzzies #blOwSR

    • Frog Gode permalink
      September 12, 2017 10:46 am

      Jacob Franklin also seems to believe there exists a vast gaming population outside Dragonsfart that is actually waiting for a new vanilla fantasy setting by the guy who wrote the Immortals boxset.

  83. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    September 11, 2017 11:48 pm

    Frank Wank got moded by a site that worships his ilk.

    I think they should do a Kickstarter expanding the original setting Franko created in that rant.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      September 12, 2017 2:02 am

      Sic semper TSR-anus.

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 12, 2017 7:23 am

      That rant is absolutely gonzo. How is truth the enemy of unity? You have to lie to each other to be friends?

      Still, it’s a hilarious bitch-move to create a village called Dragonsfoot in your world just to air your grievances with them.

    • Frog Gode permalink
      September 12, 2017 11:55 am

      Damn you internet-fucked attention span. I read the whole damn thing this time. Fran the Man is actually putting Dragonsfart in his setting. Which purports to be a professionnal product. Genious. If he does the same with the Tavern, the K&K&K and all the OSR luminaries, I am buying this shit.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        September 12, 2017 12:05 pm

        Frank do Tenkar’s Turdshack! Do Tenkar’s Turdshack!

      • Timotheus permalink
        September 12, 2017 1:26 pm

        Frankie should do Venger! And include a reference to a mythological place called Dumbermount (but there is a boatman who will promise to take you there for 48,000 GP)!

  84. Xartan Tsauggua permalink
    September 12, 2017 12:04 pm

    I’m just excited to see the writeups they come up with for “Bote” and the other thinly disguised denizens of DF. I’m guessing Charisma will be a dump stat.

  85. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    September 12, 2017 1:28 pm

    The funny thing is that, for a lot of us, Mentzer is a non-entity. I’m a Moldvay/Cook partisan, and Mentzer’s iteration seems like a rehash of B/X minus the charm.

  86. Timotheus permalink
    September 12, 2017 1:33 pm

    Man, I went by the Turdshack and this issue has exploded there, 120+ comments. I took a couple of tequila shots and skimmed it, and stumbled across the secret identity of that old cocksucking troll kewlmarine, the bitch who mocked Blooey’s service to our great nation.

    His name is William Cohen and he really is a faggot. His g+ picture has him kissing some dude, and all his posts are directed to Gaymers.

    https://plus.google. com / 107465134217971584718

    (take out the spaces if you want to feel dirty and voyeurish)

    Most dudes I wouldn’t fagshame, but for crimes against Bloo, he deserves it. I knew he was a cocksucker.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      September 12, 2017 2:08 pm

      Should we fix him up with Kent?

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      September 13, 2017 9:41 am

      If I recall kewel marine was quite a cunt on DF. Ironic that he likes cock. And tonguing the ear hole of fat Puerto Ricans.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        September 13, 2017 9:51 am

        Yeah the gays can be some bitchy queens but usually about designer shoes and dance music, not elf games!

  87. Fucktard's Everfull Ass permalink
    September 12, 2017 5:41 pm

    I love Frank Mentzer – he’s a genius! Ever since Gary Gygax died, he has been busy recasting his efforts on a busy-work project editing the one of the many editions of Basics into himself as the most important game “designer” ever apart from Gygax. Amazing how these fuckers came out of the woodwork once Gygax died! Bravo, Menzter! Bravo!

  88. Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
    September 12, 2017 9:54 pm

    You’re no one in the BlowSR until you get banned. Now he’s a real OSR “luminary.”

    If Dragonsfart rates a village in Frank’s new campaign setting then there be a pig farmer named Yiddis on the edge of town with a giant shit-sty wafting the occasional welcoming aroma to any who venture too closely.

  89. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    September 12, 2017 10:12 pm

    I do have to say there is far more charm, color, and descriptive interest in the rant than in Stank Frank’s DMing videos I’ve seen on YouTube.

  90. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    September 13, 2017 4:21 pm

    Shit stirring.
    That was the other type of blog post at Tenkar’s Turdshack I couldn’t recall. Other than posts devoid of any meaningful content wrapped around an RPGNow affiliate link that is.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      September 13, 2017 6:41 pm

      The spicte must flow.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        September 13, 2017 6:41 pm

        Note to self, a struck-out ‘c’ looks a lot like an ‘e’.

      • Timotheus permalink
        September 13, 2017 6:47 pm

        Cool. I thought “spiete” was another pop culture reference going over my head.

  91. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    September 14, 2017 12:09 am

    More details about the Dragonsfoot/Mentzer kerfuffle…

    http://knights-n-knaves.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=14851

    The ‘nicest guy in gaming’ seems to have a bit of a temper, and power fantasies to boot.

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 14, 2017 6:05 am

      Holy shit! EOTB is a piece of shit troll, but that is a psychotic response by Frankie.

      Now that his PM is out in the open, he will be seeing it quite a bit, methinks. Which of this Big Unity Ephemera project will bail on him as a result of this? Darlene will probably stay on in hopes of getting better gigs than Centaur Porn, and that Famous Fantasy Trilogy Novelist nobody ever heard of, but now Frank might be poison.

      I do hope he sues EOTB, though, for some good old fashioned internet drama.

      • BACLF permalink
        September 14, 2017 6:21 am

        Ol’ Frankie’s been working the elfgame racket for so long he forgot the cardinal rule…

        Elfgames: Not Serious!

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        September 18, 2017 11:52 am

        That looks to me like suicide by PM there. If this gets out it could turn into quite a shitstorm with endless threads of people arguing/defending Mentzer MY DARK LORD DO YOU HEAR THIS. THE OSR HAS LANGUISHED IN OBSCURITY FOR FAR TOO LONG. LIGHT THE BEACONS, SOUND THE CLARIONS. SENT IT FORTH INTO THE WORLD!

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      September 14, 2017 6:53 am

      Hey Frank have you considered Play By Post? Your table play you toob videoes are boring as fuck but your writing is extremely entertaining I would play the shit out of that! Talk about a call to adventure!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        September 14, 2017 6:55 am

        Already designing random tables for all the ways “Bote” is going to be sodomized!

      • Frog Gode permalink
        September 14, 2017 8:28 am

        Sodomizing trolls is not as fun as it seems : they always take more pleasure than you do. Your appendix (N) would be better used on (brave) halflings.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
        September 14, 2017 8:45 am

        Oh noes!!! Frankie his been haxxored! Cocaine fueled rant comes to an end as Frankie wakes up and realizes he doesn’t want to back his madman ravis. If it was me, I’d double down like I used to in Dragon magazine. Fucking destroy them, Frunk! Don’t be a pussy like when you worked for me you spineless jellyfish snail flail shit for brains!

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 14, 2017 7:00 am

      OK, I had to check out Ted Fauster, the Fantasy Trilogy novelist Frankie keeps bragging about…and he wrote a Duology, not a Trilogy, as FM claims.

      https://www.amazon.com/Ted-Fauster/e/B001KIN7WY/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1505397293&sr=8-1

      Makes you wonder if Fast Frank even read the “work” this guy did before signing him up. I mean, it’s pretty tough to confuse two books as being three.

      • Ghost of Frank Mentzer's Career permalink
        September 14, 2017 7:52 am

        Troll! You will NEVER use the US Postal system AGAIN!!!!!!

    • September 22, 2017 8:57 am

      I don’t know, how is it a bad thing for Frank Mentzer to get the shit kicked out of him? I honestly have a record of mocking him non-stop in the 80’s since that day in 1983 that my little brother brought home the 83 boxed sets.

      Dragonsfoot needs a good shake up too. My biggest problem with DF was that it was not original AD&D centered as advertised and D&D is all about mood. Just like this website is all about the need for flowing raw sewage on the D&D industry.

      Wait a minute, let me redirect this shit pipe back into Frank Mentzer’s beard.

      I’ll never forget the look on his face when I was talking to Gary at the 2007 Lake Geneva con. Confusion, betrayal, it was as if he was going to say:

      “But my lord Gygax, this is the abomination amongst the Dragonsfoot Landsraad…”

      Well, who is the abomination now Frank?

      Another hollow victory for me! YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

      (((SQUIRT,))) AW CRAP,! I just shit my pants…..

      Let me retake this, if Dragonsfoot doesn’t cave in to my demands of reinstating Frank Mentzer as TSR luminary supreme then they will be hit by the greatest wave of litigation that God himself has never see-….

      (((SLBLURPT))) Not again… Can someone clean up this commentary section? ANYBODY!?!?!?

  92. Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
    September 14, 2017 10:50 am

    Newsflush!!!!! Frank Metzger, notorious leader of skinheads and writer of RaHoWa, pleads ignorance to writing scathing private message . Lunkhead lemmings line up to suck his cock just like the underage skinhead boys did previously. IP’s are confirmed but D&D idiots continue to believe Frunk. More news as it unfurls.

  93. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    September 14, 2017 11:03 am

    Wow, enough talking material for a thousand comments. Better get a new post up on this, STAT.

    EOTB is now a folk hero, I guess. I like what Trent has to say, though I know it’s just boiling down to his Gary worship.

    I played D&D for almost 40 years, but only found out who Mentzer was a few years ago. I think it was actually in a post here, about Frank’s pay for appearances or something. I never owned any boxed sets. But it was seeing his DMing on YouTube (pointed there by a DF retard who was touting it as his example of how to run his own games) that made me wonder what the fuss was. I know a con game with mouth breathing fuckfaces is different from (probably) his home sessions with whatever old neckbeards, but it gives you a good idea. 30 minutes to map 15 feet of hallway and to get a door open. What struck me the most was how he seemed to speak for the PC’s.

    Boring as shit. And he got paid for it?

  94. Frog Gode permalink
    September 14, 2017 11:54 am

    Guys, Guys (and Ladies, and kent), don’t forget that Frank is, in essence, one of us : a coke-fueled schizoid troll, unaware of his own trollness, a lost Minor Prince (PrinceOfSomething?) charging into windmill-shaped mountains of shitty clones, an arrière-garde social justice soldier swinging the broken sword of his past relevance at the gigantic beast that is about to swallow him : the Failed Kickstarter

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
      September 14, 2017 1:02 pm

      Professional linguistics experts verify Kazakhstan hackers have vested interests in posing as Frunk Metamucil and don’t suggest it’s some fat beard’s opine either! He’s certified in 103 varieties of thieves’ can’t and will fuck you up for suggesting Frink made that fucking hilarious private massage! Own up Frunk! You’re way too old to be this much of a vegepygmy’s chlorphyll bleeding snatch!

    • Xartan Tssagua permalink
      September 15, 2017 8:42 pm

      60 something old dude in the rust belt I think you can use Occam’s razor and say too much whiskey.

  95. Ghost of Frank Mentzer's Career permalink
    September 14, 2017 1:28 pm

    I am lawyering UP!!!!!! Asshole trolls! You are banned from all RPG conventions too!!!!!

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 14, 2017 2:16 pm

      Sorry, Frankie, we’re just a bit jealous that you never stopped here to spam us with your Ephemera announcements like you did every other forum and blog.

  96. Timotheus permalink
    September 14, 2017 2:14 pm

    It is pretty creepy that the DF mods are all on that KKKAlehouse thread bad-mouthing Frankie and sucking EOTB’s withered pud, while they have banned discussion of the topic over on DF. Not giving credence to the “Somebody stole Frank’s IP! That is not his language cadence!” conspiracy, but if those Mods – Papers n’ Pussless, Mattblew, and VulcanSteve – claim taking the highroad by not airing the dirty behind-the-scenes laundry, then they should stick to that rather than running to KKK to snicker and bask in mob approval.

    Frankie’s a delusional dick, but the DF mod/KKK clique is a bigger batch of trolls than we.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
      September 14, 2017 2:47 pm

      Maybe rather than hackers, Frunk should claim Alzheimer’s and that he just gosh darned cannot remember what he puts on the internet sometimes.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        September 14, 2017 3:40 pm

  97. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    September 14, 2017 4:23 pm

    As if the whole thing couldn’t get any stupider, Durr Hurr shows up at the ‘Shack to add some backspray.

    Nobody outside this niche of a niche has ever heard of Frank Kentzer, nobody gives enough of a shit to hack his account to echo the same stupid passive/aggressive internet tough guy nonsense that Frankie posted publicly.

    Somewhere, there’s a ‘Frankie Says Relax’ joke inn here.

  98. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    September 14, 2017 4:27 pm

    And now, a real blow… J.P. Donleavy has died.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/obituaries/la-me-j-p-donleavy-20170914-story.html

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
      September 14, 2017 5:02 pm

      Grant Hart of Husker Du popped his clogs as well. Sad day, sadder than any crisis Frunk is having for sure because Zen Arcade meant more to me than anything Frunk N Stain ever released.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        September 14, 2017 5:56 pm

        Yeah, that sucks. Zen Arcade is a goddamn epic.

        I’m a diehard East Coaster, but the Twin Cities were perhaps the most interesting music epicenter of American music in the early 80s, with Athens in the running as well.

      • Timotheus permalink
        September 14, 2017 6:17 pm

        Damn, the day started off so funny. Now it blows. I lost my cd of Zen Arcade, but I’ve still got The Living End. Time for some New Day Rising…

      • Ghost of Frank Mentzer's Career permalink
        September 14, 2017 8:04 pm

        I just want to add that Vulcan Stev’s wife is still dead of the cunt cancer.

      • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
        September 14, 2017 8:17 pm

        Good decision to get a professional ghostwriter.

  99. Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
    September 14, 2017 8:50 pm

    A blast from the past; selected quotations from the first few pages of Dragonsfart’s Q and A with Frank Mentzer, Part 1:

    “I worked closely with many top artists and got along great, simply by respecting them as professionals.”

    “The lawyers force us to go out and kick people around. This is The Way It Is. If you don’t like the results, change the legal system. :/”

    “btw, I’m not at all offended by folks’ personal opinions, even if they go against me.”

    “But to write for publication — including Footnotes hereabouts — I spend serious time and skull sweat, for I have found that however humble my intentions, my words in print come back to jeer at me for decades thereafter.”

    “You bear a heavy mantle as DM, and you have duties. Be honest always. When you have an oops, be forthright and try to amend ongoing incidents… Be dramatic if it suits you, there’s an entertainer hidden in all of us.”

    Don’t sue me Frank!!!

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 15, 2017 4:43 am

      Unity over Truth. GO AWAY.

      I will tell you what your character does. GO AWAY.

      I know somebody who knows a mailman. GO AWAY.

      If you ever post on this site again, GOD WILL SUE YOU.

      • Ghost of Frank Mentzer's Career permalink
        September 15, 2017 5:19 pm

        You will NEVER be allowed to affix a postage stamp to an addressed envelope, write your return address in the corner, add the ZIP+4, take it to your local Post Office, hand it to the clerk at the window and send it through the US Mail EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!

  100. Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
    September 15, 2017 6:41 pm

    Fuck!!!!!!!!! Harry Dean Stanton as well!!!! RIP Harry you were good people.

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 15, 2017 6:47 pm

      God damn.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      September 15, 2017 9:40 pm

      This year is sucking as much as last. He was great in everything he did.

      • magicballs permalink
        September 17, 2017 11:19 am

        He was also 150 years old. What the fuck do you expect to happen?

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        September 17, 2017 8:15 pm

        I expect you to choke on a monster cock and sustain even more brain damage. Next stupid question?

      • magicballs permalink
        September 18, 2017 3:15 pm

        Monster cocks and brain damage. That’s funny stuff. Do you have any material about farts or boobies?

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      September 17, 2017 3:42 pm

      “Right” *keeps rolling joints.

  101. Timotheus permalink
    September 15, 2017 6:46 pm

    Hey guys, Jeffblow resurrected science fiction from the satanic assholes who let it go out of print simply because of sales. Now he wants to resurrect the inner Brad Pitt in all of us. He sees how you slouch in your chair – so do all the chicks, losers! Stop eating doritos, go outside, and pump iron!

    https://jeffro.wordpress.com/2017/08/15/you-dont-have-to-be-a-nerd/

    (More life changing diaries after this post. He is focused!)

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      September 15, 2017 9:46 pm

      Jeez, he’s going to reinvent himself as a ‘PUA’.

    • September 15, 2017 10:03 pm

      How old is his audience? Is there a dad-level PUA beyond “divorced and terrified of dating again”?

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      September 17, 2017 3:48 pm

      Dipshit is trading out cereal for steak and eggs? Hello colon cancer!

      Really, few people realize most breakfast cereal has vitamins we don’t get a lot of otherwise. This dumbass certainly doesn’t.

  102. Xartan Tissagua permalink
    September 15, 2017 8:51 pm

    I’m out of the kickstarter as he’s already released “Botes” stats. Apparently charisma is normal but his Wisdom is a 1 – doesn’t that make him a wight or a juju zombie?

  103. Ghost of Frank Mentzer's Career permalink
    September 15, 2017 9:20 pm

    Greetings!

    Let’s start from scratch.

    My name is Frank. A long time ago I worked for TSR and Gary Gygax, and I wrote some things.

    Now it’s 35 years later, and most tabletop hobby gamers don’t know me. Many have never heard of me. There are a lot of great games out there, and it’s hard to pick one.

    Thank you for your time and interest.

    When I was Gary’s Creative Aide, we talked about my Campaign. We decided to publish it, but Gary wanted it very distant, with no active connections to his continent. That’s what he wanted so that’s what I did. Earlier plans didn’t materialize, so the time is now, sadly 9 years after my friend left us.

    Empyrea is based on three premises: magic instead of Technology, a sentient but indifferent Planet who knows how everything can be in balance, and royals who place quality of life (for all) above unbalancing mass whims (like war and wealth).

    These premises have far-reaching consequences, and I have spent decades extrapolating the results and applying them to an entire continental society. (I have over a thousand chatroom game logs, i.e. my laboratory.)

    Our story is about Empyrea at its height. It is geographically constrained on all four sides, and Evil wants to spoil the party. But at the moment it’s a comfortable Realm, the sort of world in which your current player characters have thrived. They’ll find a second home in Empyrea.

    We plan to release the core set by next Summer (Kickstarter in October). If it is well-received, we’ll offer a whole line of supporting products. We’re trying to make Empyrea available for various Fantasy RPG systems, and a science fiction interface for the offplanet setting. These are plans, but only the future will reveal the results.

    SPOILERS: Additional sub-plots involve orcs trying to be civilized, dragons deciding not to be adventurer-fodder any longer, an undersea race of giant squid who actually rule the planetary ocean, a Lost World right next door, giants who may have an offplanet heritage, and Immortal beings who might just erase everything and start over.
    But that’s all in the background, and won’t affect you… much.

    Why will this take 9 months to produce? Because Loxley is assembling fantastic talents from all fields, but few are doing it full-time. You’ll soon see 30 names. These tremendously talented people work with many companies. We just have to deal with the logistics.

    Thanks again for your interest. More to come soon.

    Frank

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      September 16, 2017 6:33 pm

      “Let’s start from scratch.”
      Okay Frank! All is forgiven, not that it ever happened anyway!

    • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
      September 18, 2017 7:30 pm

      I played in a game of his once (I was there!) that was some kind of murder mystery who-dun-it that takes place in a big modern office building with a security system powered by D&D magic spells and containing magic copier machines and stuff. It was OK, but weird. It kind of relied on an Asperger’s-level understanding of D&D magic to solve the mystery.

      Is this what Empyrea is going to be like? Maybe combined with a witchy new age magick Earth Mother Gaea and some Trekkie/Commie-type leaders who are royal but also somehow non-rich hippie peaceniks?

      I can’t imagine why Saint Gary wouldn’t want something like that in his campaign world.

  104. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    September 15, 2017 9:47 pm

    Somebody tell Scott he’s going to have to cut some alt-righties:

    http://www.npr.org/podcasts/452538775/on-the-media

    Hmmmm… I wonder if he’s going to DC for the Juggalo march…

  105. Donald Trump Verified Frank Mentzer permalink
    September 16, 2017 3:57 pm

    The first thing I notice here is the stink of unflushed excrement, at MOST SIX beings floating and bobbing about chatting about D&D without knowledge but with lots of stinkage, pukage and stupage.

    • Donald Trump Verified Frank Mentzer permalink
      September 16, 2017 4:01 pm

      The second thing I notice is that THE ROYALTY here, ydis, scott, kent and jeff rients rarely comment because of EXCESS SHITHEADS.

      • BACLF permalink
        September 16, 2017 4:34 pm

        Look, Durr Hurr, you’d be happier as a Juggalo. The Family wouldn’t judge you for your pendulous m00bs, atypical neurology, and lack of intellectual acumen. The Dark Carnival is your destiny, embrace the ICP- your embrace of fascism will only lead to further heartbreak.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        September 17, 2017 3:55 pm

        Hey Kunt face, how does it feel to be a pathetic joke even to the unblown? When you show your blotchy red face in comments sections you get laughed off by lamers.

        How’s it feel? Hanging that noose yet, jackoff?

    • Donald Trump Verified Frank Mentzer permalink
      September 16, 2017 4:59 pm

      There is a tremendous smell here of False Balls.

    • Ghost of Frank Mentzer's Career permalink
      September 16, 2017 6:24 pm

      First: This is a private communication and is entirely protected by privacy law. If you reveal any of this content, I call my attorney (the civil guy, not the corporate… both paid, asshole, per your previous intrusion into my butt) and we try for your net worth first, pitiful as that is and probably is tied up in anal lube and imitation crab meat.

      Listen Kent you fucking faggot and listen GOOD! You asshole cock sucking troll I will RUIN YOU!!!! I have connections with the the United States Post Office, ALL RPG conventions and the IRISH DOLE! ALL OF THESE ARE NO LONGER AVAILABLE TO YOU IF YOU EVER POST AT YDIS AGAIN!!!!!!

      I am the All Powerful Prince Frank Mentzer!!!!!!! I put the “I” in “BECMI”!!!!!! I have an army of LAWYERS and GARY’S BLESSING on MY SIDE!!!!

      Go back to biting pillows you fucking Irish faggot!!!!!!

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        September 16, 2017 6:27 pm

        As fucking psychotic as you are, Mr. Mentzer, I am so backing your Kickstarter at the highest possible level.

  106. Timotheus permalink
    September 17, 2017 1:09 pm

    Fast Frank’s official statement on the recent turmoil:

    “Quite a week for the PR team. ;>

    My takeaway:

    I don’t claim to have been hacked. I know nothing about this stuff.
    I simply reported what happened, from my side.
    Some then asked “So what DID happen?” while others said “Let’s prove our theory!”
    As a DM I see this in-game all the time. ;>

    I truly forgive my haters. Try to carry on, folks.
    And let me know, sometime, how it turned out. 🙂 ”

    http://www.thepiazza.org.uk/bb/viewtopic.php?f=64&t=4245&start=300

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      September 17, 2017 8:04 pm

      Gotta stuff that shit down the Memory Hole. Who ya gonna believe, Frank Mentzer or your own lying eyes?

  107. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    September 18, 2017 10:30 am

    Real liars know you must never give up on the lie. It’s pathetic, but there ya go.

    It’s one thing to go off on some dipshit, but his threats of con bans and whatever are douche chill inducing. He really is a fat, weird nothing. I hope his fucking kickstarter fails and he has to go back to bakery work. Goddamn old loser.

    • Ghost of Frank Mentzer's Career permalink
      September 18, 2017 12:10 pm

      It’s back to bakery work for me then. I will never make any bread off this Kickstarter now. All because EOTB wanted to get a rise out of me. I really kneeded the dough too. I thought it would really roll in. This takes the cake. Everyone else gets a piece of the pie it seems. No turnover in sales so no cookie for me. Time to make the donuts.

      • Sykirobme permalink
        September 22, 2017 9:00 am

        Soggy biscuit.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      September 18, 2017 2:29 pm

      Yeah this is amateur hour. Tarnowski or Zak would have handled that so much better. It is at the very least heartening to see that the OSR has managed to nurture, if nothing else, a breed of demagogue far superior to anything that prowled around the tabletop scene in the olden days.

      In addition I must castigate Frog Gode for living in a 3rd world country that purports to be part of the EU yet fails spectacularly in every aspect of running a simple airline. I took a transfer via Paris on my way from Canookistan. I am never flying Air France again.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        September 19, 2017 12:30 am

        I vowed the same thing years ago. Air France is nothing more than a huge expense receipts generator these days, and unless you are going to one of our former colonies, you’ll only meet drunk executives and refueling technicians’ relatives flying on employee discount (there are like millions of them). Planes are always late, and you have to connect at Charles de Gaulle, which is the dirtiest hub I have ever seen. Inflight meals are the only thing that keep that sad excuse for an national company a notch abose Alitalia.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        September 19, 2017 10:23 am

        De Gaulle is vaguely reminiscent of J.G Ballard, a modern concrete structure that exists not as a thing of itself but as an expression of the pathology of its inhabitants. As one stands for 45 minutes looking over abandoned assembly lines and metal detectors, waiting for the two that are actually staffed to get to your fucking luggage whilst a stoically cheerful airline attendant herds the increasingly belligerent crowds through a single security checkpoint, one understands both the need to blow oneself up and the need to opress minorities. The catastrophic damage and disrupted flesh and organs inflicted by a home-made explosive no more then the a cathartic piece-de-resistance to a process already fully embodied by the stained yet grandiose architecture and the empty-eyed staff, the chronically understaffed airport already subliminally preparing one for the tragic shock of the bombing.
        Looking at a place that has a million shopping mall attendants yet insufficient customs officials to man even a fifth of the available booths, one begins to subconsciously view the people around oneself only as negatives, person-shaped holes indicating spaces where people should not be. In the Id, the bombing comes to represent the righting of a cosmic wrong, a primal act of creation.
        In a similar way, the lines, vast distances and belligerent safety posters, inexplicably written in Chinese make one feel isolated and alone, a stranger not just in a strange land, but hailing from a place that may be no more then a delusion, the fellow passengers little more then obstacles to a much desired escape from purgatory.
        There is no banter in de Gaulle, the sneering, disparaging comments serving only to further heighten the isolation, for the airline personel do not care, and have indeed, forgotten that it is possible to do so. One seeks to distance oneself from one’s fellow passenger, subconsciously avoiding any association with them in a vain attempt to avoid their fate. In opressing those that are most unlike us in physical appearance, the passenger can, at least to himself, avenge himself upon the airport.

      • magicballs permalink
        September 19, 2017 3:39 pm

        Beautifully written PrinceofNothing. Almost makes me nostaligic for the craphole. That said, I admire the French fuck-you attitude to customer service

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        September 20, 2017 4:24 pm

        Riddled with stylistic and grammatical errors but I am getting within that 1 SD of J.G Ballard, always a good sign moodwise. I miss poutine, my bitch and vacation. Prince, out.

  108. Matt Fucking Finch permalink
    September 19, 2017 11:03 am

    Howdy, fans!

    I know how much the posters here respect me and the rest of the financial vanguard of our beloved movement, the OSR!

    So we’ve got a fun project for you all to donate to! We tell you what is worth buying in the OSR!

    Rather than bore you with words, come check out the kickstarter!

    I’m sure you all have already checked out the 45 minute youtube video where we discussed this, so thanks!

    By the way, Bill Webb is gay! Ha! Ha ha!

    • September 19, 2017 12:21 pm

      Between this, the people funding Tenkar, and Frank’s weird sudden interest in “compiling a better overview, welcoming platform, and info distribution point” the OSR is finally getting those gatekeepers they’ve secretly coveted all these years. Real shame for the locals though.

  109. Poet permalink
    September 19, 2017 11:53 pm

    There once was a boy who had no friends
    His name was Captain Kirks Anus
    He made friends come out of his arse
    The ydis regulars, aka
    The Shits-That-Won’t-Flush
    Using his hands he shaped his faeces
    Into his friends
    He made lots of faeces because
    He was a very stupid cunt with no education
    His name was Captain Kirks Anus
    The police were after him
    Because he was a leper and a psychopath
    And kept making shitty friends from his anus
    And these friends were like shitty rabbits
    All covered in shit
    But frightened rabbits
    They were tough internet rabbits
    Tough ydis rabbits hand-made from the shit
    Out of Captain Kirks Anus
    The dumbest boy in his class
    No one ever liked him
    Cos he was very stupid and had shit on his hands.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      September 20, 2017 12:37 pm

      You mad, bro?

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      September 20, 2017 3:01 pm

      Jesus, Kent, you’re really dim, son.
      You’re no Egil Skallagrimsson.
      As a bard, you’re a disaster,
      Not even a poetaster.
      Every verse a lyric crime,
      Void of rhythm, lacking rhyme.
      Born sans wit, shunned by the Muse,
      This, dumb shit, is why you lose.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        September 20, 2017 4:21 pm

        I feel the centre of your rhymes need beefing up, they are, in the words of the poets of distant Africque, too tight son. They need room to breathe. I suggest the following alteration:

        As a bard, thou art a disaster,
        No mighty Skald, nought but a poetaster
        Egil Skallagrimson is not who thou art,
        Thou cannot match prose with the likes of Patrick Stewart,
        Thine verses are unto Scraprincesses scribbles,
        Thine insults are unto Zaprincessess dribbles,
        Thou art Dee-Void of Rhythm and lacking in rhyme-ing
        Thine attempts at insult art disasters of cadence and time-eeing
        Thine credibility is of a kind with Frank Metzer,
        Thine attempts at wurldbuildeeeeing an epic dis-aaster
        Born, devoid of wit, forsaken by Muse
        Bitch Knights of Cydonia is what we are about
        Fair Kent, it is time that you choose,
        Bullet or noose, are both a way out,

      • Frog Gode permalink
        September 21, 2017 1:05 am

        The morning is a soiled toilet
        a book not read
        a stain

        the city
        a trannie with makeup half-off

        but startling s-he rears into the sky
        like a scribbly horse by Scrap in a harness of semen

        Dublin

        the pants are brown now

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        September 22, 2017 3:03 pm

        The whiskey tastes of bog
        blending with the semen in my mouth
        In Dublin the sun rises

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        September 22, 2017 3:16 pm

        Ugh I fucked up the haiku

        Morning breath reeking
        Of darkrooms in Pyongyang
        Kent smiles contendly

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        September 22, 2017 7:50 pm

        His ass and his mouth
        Kent knows not the difference
        Like a jellyfish.

  110. Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
    September 20, 2017 9:18 pm

    There once was a gamer named Frankie,
    Who when trolled would become rather cranky.
    He would spout angry vows,
    Wave his giant eyebrows,
    And ban from conventions quite stanky.

  111. Fuck u permalink
    September 20, 2017 10:48 pm

    Did Gregory Gorgonmilk delete his internet or what

    • FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN permalink
      September 21, 2017 9:36 am

      Details please. The blOwSR is being very tight lipped about the latest ragequit.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        September 21, 2017 5:56 pm

        I think that’s just an indication of Greg Gorgonjizz’s non status.

      • Fuck u permalink
        September 21, 2017 8:35 pm

        Nah, he disappeared his blog and G+ presence. He had started stupidly wading into politics so it probably had to do with that

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        September 21, 2017 10:49 pm

        No worries. Apparently he was a Nazi supporter and Zak S and Pundit have already spoken up to defend Nazi rights to free speech or deathcamps or something. Those two Half Jews sure know their alt right Nazi sympathizer fan base!

        The spice (and Jew skin lampshades) must flow!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        September 21, 2017 11:32 pm

        No worries. Apparently he was a Nazi supporter and Zak S and Pundit have already spoken up on his behalf to defend Nazi rights to free speech or deathcamps or something. Those two Half Jews sure know their alt right Nazi sympathizer fan base!
        The spice (and Jew skin lampshades) must flow!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        September 21, 2017 11:35 pm

        Also I think Half Jew is now a new D&D 5e playable race!

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        September 22, 2017 7:45 pm

        Yeah, I’d love to hear more details. GG had one of the more interesting oeuvres in the OSR, and he didn’t seem like he was always pitching product.

        I never would have pegged -heh- him as an Anime Nazi type, judging by his music selection and geographic location, I figured he was a slightly left-of-center-largely-apolitical type.

        He didn’t nuke his youtube channel… seems like diversity-in-comics broke his brain.

        https://www.youtube.com/user/flowthrake

      • Timotheus permalink
        September 24, 2017 7:52 am

        Evidently his efforts at doing the real legwork on the premier blOwSR product, Potty Gods, was not appreciated…or already forgotten in the deluge of crap.

  112. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    September 21, 2017 11:39 am

    See, Kunt? You probably worked on your dry, unwitty, schizophrenic opus for a day, while Bigby’s, Prince, and the rest knock out the yuk’s chop chop and lickety split.

    Hell, I’ll have a go at high poetry:

    “tar rah rah boom deeay
    that cunt Kent died today
    ha ha ha hip hooray!
    We’re having a parade!

    His bod will start to smell
    his soul shoots down to hell
    down to that awful place
    demon spunk on his face”

  113. Poet permalink
    September 21, 2017 10:05 pm

    I really hit a nerve with that poem of mine.

    Sometimes, a good poem can pierce with truth of photographic realism, and beyond, to a dreadful grave divine perception.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      September 22, 2017 7:52 pm

      The only nerve you’ve ever hit is the one in your anus that you mash every night with your baseball bat-sized dildo.

  114. Poet permalink
    September 21, 2017 10:07 pm

    There once was a boy who had no friends
    His name was Captain Kirks Anus
    He made friends come out of his arse
    The ydis regulars, aka
    The Shits-That-Won’t-Flush
    Using his hands he shaped his faeces
    Into his friends
    He made lots of faeces because
    He was a very stupid cunt with no education
    His name was Captain Kirks Anus
    The police were after him
    Because he was a leper and a psychopath
    And kept making shitty friends from his anus
    And these friends were like shitty rabbits
    All covered in shit
    But frightened rabbits
    They were tough internet rabbits
    Tough ydis rabbits hand-made from the shit
    Out of Captain Kirks Anus
    The dumbest boy in his class
    No one ever liked him
    Cos he was very stupid and had shit on his hands.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      September 21, 2017 11:09 pm

      • BACLF permalink
        September 22, 2017 12:05 am

        That’s our Kent!

  115. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    September 22, 2017 9:30 pm

    Looks like Kent’s boyfriend/Macris’ meal ticket is crashing-and-burning:

    https://www.mediaite.com/online/milos-berkeley-free-speech-week-has-completely-fallen-apart-and-he-refuses-to-admit-it/

    • September 23, 2017 8:37 am

      Good thing Macris never updated his pro social presence to reflect the move. If it was a move, and not just his masters at Defy loaning him out to a secret buddy. Hey, Travis, are you still one of the mods on this site? Can you comment, or do you no longer give the half shit about any of this?

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 24, 2017 7:48 am

      Hah! I wonder if Macris is trying to network among those “confirmed” speakers for his new meal ticket. I could see him blowing rent-an-SS-goon Erik Prince for access to his abusive sister Betsy “rape isn’t so bad” Devos, and from there access to the Orange One himself.

  116. Timotheus permalink
    September 24, 2017 8:41 am

    OK, the RPGPlagiarist did an interview with Gorgonmilk. Some interesting stuff, despite Tarnowski making it all about him, as usual.

    http://therpgpundit.blogspot.com/2017/09/my-interview-with-greg-gorgonmilk-about.html

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      September 24, 2017 5:54 pm

      Tarno sure tried hard to enlist GG as a political ally, but GG didn’t take the bait. Meanwhile, in the comments, Scott Anderson and Oakes Spaulding showed up to bitch about SJWs… SSDD.

      As usual, Tarno mentions that his ancestors died in Nazi concentration camps, but somehow he’s more upset about some fat girl with blue hair and a Tumblr than his is about emoboy Nazis.

      I think Greg was railroaded- there’s a far cry between writing that hunting down and beating up some scrote is disquieting, and being a white supremacist. That whole Mongrel Banquet Club seems like a bigger circle jerk than this place, it’s weird to see some somewhat familiar names associated with the group, especially knowing that they’d target a peer the way they did.

      • Timotheus permalink
        September 24, 2017 6:19 pm

        Yeah, Biggs, agreed on all points. Scotty and Oakes virtue signalling about their strawmen, Pundejo’s willingness to march with nazis if they are blabbing about Free Speech despite their supposed murdering of his family, all while he is obsessed with some antifa chick that doesn’t shave her pits. And Gorgonmulch getting railroaded – seems symptomatic of our political discourse these days – if you do not agree to the letter with me on everything, then you HATE BLACK PEOPLE and I DESPISE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR (whatever it really is). This is the first I’ve heard of the Mongrels, though, and I have no idea on their membership. Not too impressed with their tactics, seems like Zak’s playbook with his minions.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        September 24, 2017 7:02 pm

        I think the worst thing about the whole kerfuffle is the bait-and-switch. If they portrayed themselves as 3edgy5me, then got all offended when GG took them at their word and went on the attack, that’s a real shitty way to go about things.

        The real puzzler is that some of these people have been prolific OSR product-pushers, so there will probably be a serious shakeup/realignment in the works. Even now, Gavin has got to consider the flow of spice, now that GG is a pariah.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      September 24, 2017 6:04 pm

      Found this as well…

      https://rendedpress.blogspot.com/2017/09/greg-gorgonmilk-and-i-were-online.html

      Suggestive, but not illuminating…

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      September 25, 2017 9:57 am

      Pundick is a subhuman blowhard pile of feces. I hope he gets tetminal cancer.

      Also, another generous donation to Planned Parenthood has been made in Oakes Spaulding’s name.

  117. Timotheus permalink
    September 25, 2017 8:17 am

    So Jeffblow has saved fantasy literature, turned himself into a ripped PUA while making you do the same, and now he has saved your D&D games from the blahs.

    “And I’m not joking when I say this, but I’ve heard accounts of what people’s D&D sessions were like before they read my book. It’s not pretty, y’all.”

    https://jeffro.wordpress.com/2017/09/23/appendix-n-and-the-good-news-of-gaming/

    This boy just can’t stop sucking his own pud. And I bet his gaming sessions are the fucking worst.

    In other news, Circumsova has picked up one of Grogturdia’s old banners to loudly proclaim to us (for the thousandth time) that Tolkien had only MINIMAL influence on D&D.

    Can’t wait til these bozos get caught up to the 2010-era blOwSR blog posts. Then, they’ll release the Dungeon Pulp Alphabet while screaming they are saving pulp, gaming, AND the alphabet from THEM (because THEY don’t want you to have it).

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      September 25, 2017 10:24 am

      Yah the more LoTR I consume the more that statement seems like nonsense to me. Can anyone read the fucking Hobbit and tell me that had no effect whatsoever on DnD?

      • BACLF permalink
        September 25, 2017 12:00 pm

        Sure, anyone threatened with a lawsuit by the Tolkien Industrial Complex.

        Hey, look here, it’s a copy of Thongor of Lemuria!

    • BACLF permalink
      September 25, 2017 11:57 am

      I’ve been peering into political cesspools for so long, I swear that I thought he wanted to save D&D from ‘the blahs’ in the Rick Santorum sense:

      http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2012/01/rick_santorum_says_hes_against.html

      • Timotheus permalink
        September 25, 2017 5:08 pm

        Seeing as how Vox Gay is Jeffie’s mentor, that is probably spot on.

  118. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    September 25, 2017 11:09 am

    Speaking of big, fat, neckbeard man-children.

    The Talkback forums have been closed for a couple of days.

    https://www.avclub.com/woman-comes-forward-with-allegations-that-harry-knowles-1818695210

  119. Poet permalink
    September 25, 2017 5:38 pm

    I really hit a nerve with that poem of mine..

    Sometimes, a good poem can pierce with truth of photographic realism, and beyond, to a dreadful grave divine perception.

  120. Poet permalink
    September 25, 2017 5:39 pm

    There once was a boy who had no friends
    His name was Captain Kirks Anus
    He made friends come out of his arse
    The ydis regulars, aka
    The Shits-That-Won’t-Flush
    Using his hands he shaped his faeces
    Into his friends
    He made lots of faeces because
    He was a very stupid cunt with no education
    His name was Captain Kirks Anus
    The police were after him
    Because he was a leper and a psychopath
    And kept making shitty friends from his anus
    And these friends were like shitty rabbits
    All covered in shit
    But frightened rabbits
    They were tough internet rabbits
    Tough ydis rabbits hand-made from the shit
    Out of Captain Kirks Anus
    The dumbest boy in his class
    No one ever liked him
    Cos he was very stupid and had shit on his hands.
    .

  121. Poet permalink
    September 25, 2017 5:52 pm

    That is a poem about you guys. Think about it. Take a deep breath. Be honest. You might learn not to post selfies.

    Everybody in the OSR, morons and talented, is laughing at you, those who aren’t ignoring you I mean, and let’s face 99% of the OSR is ignoring you at this stage (just look at how many post here five?), that is because psychopaths have become a hollywood cliche at this point.

    Now California is shit, and Hollywood is shit-squared, but cliches of Hollywood are 3d shits sculpted here at ydis from Captain Kirks Anus (look out for selfies), the dumbest boy in his class whom no-one ever invited to a birthday party because his fingers were coated in faeces all the time.

    • Poet permalink
      September 25, 2017 5:56 pm

      Heh heh. I’m having a laugh and that’s all that matters. [chuckles sweetly]

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 25, 2017 7:31 pm

      ‘Twas the trannie kent
      To all the boys gave hir butt
      That’s all that matters

  122. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    September 25, 2017 9:30 pm

    I’m really, honestly starting to feel sorry for this poor, sad mega-loser I love to call “Kunt.”

    And by “feel sorry,” I mean I laugh out loud from the pure joy of schadenfreude of watching him desperately express his pain and loneliness in forsaken places online. Sort of like how you have to laugh at the agony of the old wheelchair fuckface in Clockwork Orange. Though I’d take that wretches life over Kuntface’s any day o’ the week.

    • Arneson's Spectre's Sphincter permalink
      September 26, 2017 7:28 pm

      No, no, no…

      You just elevated Kent to the level of Blooey.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        September 27, 2017 12:04 am

        Bloodymage was worth a thousand Kunts.

        And though I found folksy charm in Blooey’s deluded mania and failures, I honestly rooted for the guy. I so wanted there to be a Polly Con I considered donating to the Kickstarter. But for Kunt, well, his failures and continued failing is a source of great amusement. I anxiously await every forum socking he does where some lamers are all “Hi, Kent! forcing him to cry in his cheap whiskey, and look up “how to tie an effective noose” on tha internets.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        September 27, 2017 5:30 pm

        Hey Tarnowski, did you come up with that name while you were pissing and shitting down the throats of your Holocaust victim Jewish ancestors by defending Alt Right Neo Nazis and Klansmen?

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        September 27, 2017 7:10 pm

        BLOOSPHEMY! As the noble CKDB put it, Bloo’s failures combined to form a picaresque comedy, as Bloo’s wanderings throughout (as Charles Portis put it) Pelagic America were a constant source of wonder. Kent, as opposed to Blooey, is a sessile creature, mired in his own shiftlessness and ineptitude.

        As far as their oeuvres are concerned, Bloo gave us The Stink, Kent just gives us a stink.

  123. Rob Kuntz permalink
    September 27, 2017 9:29 am

    Cedgewick stated: “Something seems wrong with going from Arneson being the discoverer of roleplaying to “Arneson uses Chainmail as rules for his Blackmoor Fantasy Campaign,” …

    So, Jon edits the timeline history at WotC’s behest and essentially redacts history as previously deriving from primary knowledge sustained and maintained by the company as far back as TSR; and as based upon what? He is not the Emperor-Sage of D&D history, his PATW infers a lot but concludes nothing. It would appear to me that history is being rewritten. We all knew that Arneson created role playing (the conceptual component). It was NO WHERE apparent in any game in Lake Geneva prior to Arneson’s visit and our playing in 1972.

    This really heats me up. I am now considering how this must be publicly addressed.

    Read more: http://ruinsofmurkhill.proboards.com/thread/1444/new-timeline-downplay-arnesons-contributions#ixzz4tthSTMkk

  124. September 27, 2017 4:42 pm

    Trouble in paradise: Patrick dropped from Attack’s blogroll.

  125. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    September 27, 2017 5:32 pm

    So what did Zak S do today? The blOwSR is all a tight lipped abuzz again!

    • September 27, 2017 6:04 pm

      Start with his toadies hurrying to disavow early support of this surprise backstab at +4 http://falsemachine.blogspot.com/2017/09/fuck-all-of-you.html

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        September 27, 2017 7:38 pm

        And to think, just a few months ago, StuPat was on Big Purple, trying to gaslight people who had been harassed by Zak about shit they were personally affected by.

        Poor fucker didn’t realize that shitbag Zak would turn on him.

      • Rob Kuntz permalink
        September 27, 2017 9:05 pm

        Well, is anyone except Patty surprised? The only unexpected thing is that Patty breaks out the ultimate uber-insult by calling Zak “unsafe” – this after Zak paid his hotel fees at Gencon and let him gaze at Stokes, thinking he had a shot.

        I guess Bloo Medusa II – the Embiggining is out of the question? (A tenuous thing anyway given the Attack’s lack of Embiggening potential, even with viagra and a running head start.)

      • Rob Kuntz permalink
        September 27, 2017 9:07 pm

        That’s right, bitches, this is Kuntz and I forgo the High Gygaxian when dealing with the foul lot of you and the peasant OSR.

      • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
        September 28, 2017 6:03 am

        Oh, Patrick, how can anyone observe the Attak in action and not know for a fact he’s taking/faking screenshots as Vital Evidence. It’s all part of the modern bullshit Internet argument.

      • Timotheus permalink
        September 28, 2017 12:06 pm

        Wow. I bet Zak stalks Pat and his family for 10 generations now, and tries to make sure they never get paid for anything.

      • September 28, 2017 1:45 pm

        I’m honestly surprised it took THIS long for things to unravel. Hopefully we’re never subjected to Zak and StuPat’s brand of lazy shit again.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        September 30, 2017 2:07 am

        This is kind of beautiful. Little Patrick, fed up and frostbitten from the long centuries in Emperor Zakattack’s wintery shadow, longs to gaze upon the sun and have a kingdom of his own. With an effeminate screech of ‘Reeeeeeee’* he flails wildly the Sword called Resentment, tempered over the ages to a razor’s edge, striking down his Liege.

        ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

        * = translates loosely as Death to the False Emperor

  126. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    September 28, 2017 12:28 am

    Family will know his name? hahahahahaha – fuck, Zak Faggot, that is rich. A portion of the niche hobby community knows who you are, you deluded little shit. You aren’t famous. You’re a nobody fuck who gets a fucking monthly payday by your hard working dad to spend all day online.

    This is great shit, though.

    “I have regular suicidal ideation, self-harm ideation, this weird self-assault thing I picked up somewhere, regular mood swings, days lost to what I suppose must be some kind of depression since I often don’t have clear memories of exactly what I did and general feelings of self-loathing”

    Wow. Any chance this guy is just Kunt, but with a successful Sock for a change?

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      September 28, 2017 1:19 am

      The funny thing is that he’s such a little twerp, the very idea of him making a threat is laughable on the face of it. What’s he going to do, bore his opponent to death with his constant whining about OBJECTIVE TRUTH in elfgames?

  127. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    September 28, 2017 1:11 am

    Now, this is weird, someone’s laying bare Taintloafski’s entire CV, it seems:

    https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/55582238/

    Lotta weird infighting among the Elfgame Set. What the fuck ever happened to just killing stat blocks and taking their other stat blocks?

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      September 28, 2017 6:15 am

      “I’ve been playing RPGs for twenty years and chatting about them on the internet since it was installed at my house as a child. I’ve never heard of you.”

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        September 28, 2017 9:46 am

        hahah. Pundit looks like such a dorky putz. THIS guy does magic and thinks of himself as a swami?

        Gawd, it’s so embarrassing to be a gamer. Look at the shits who are into it.

      • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
        September 28, 2017 10:04 pm

        Gamers are the worst thing about gaming and that includes everyone here. EVERYONE. Especially that talentless shite with his talentless shite poems about how everyone’s a talentless shite.

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 28, 2017 11:50 am

      Clearly that is somebody fucking with Pundejo, but is this really him?
      https://www.youtube.com/user/SwamijiNisarg?app=desktop

      • Baclf permalink
        September 28, 2017 12:14 pm

        Forty-something New Age putz with a pipe? Even if it’s not actually him, it’s existentially him… OM!

        I wonder who he pissed off sufficiently to start this campaign on multiple ‘chans’.

      • Old Geezer's Peehole permalink
        September 28, 2017 3:14 pm

        If it’s an impostor, he’s been impersonating Pundejo for over 8 years.

  128. September 28, 2017 5:41 am

    While Zak and Paulo implode, Alexis is busy stealing other people’s work and expostulating of how his Internet fame will bring others good fortune, if only they’d learn how to be better artists so he wouldn’t have to steal their art…

    http://christopherburdett.blogspot.com/2017/09/yet-another-ignorant-art-thief.html

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      September 28, 2017 5:59 am

      Scooped! I was just on my way to share the Facebook side of this story.

      How dumb do you have to be to say “I steal art” in a community full of people who make art for a living? (As dumb as, or dumber than, people who say “teaching’s not that hard, I’m a parent” at PTA nights?)

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 28, 2017 11:39 am

      Man, I hope Sexy Lexi’s blog gets taken down over his blatant IP thievery. His reputation is spreading!

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
        September 28, 2017 5:45 pm

        Fuck yeah, Lexi, blame everyone else for getting caught stealing. Zpastic goes on the attack again, Pat cries salty tears about his break up. It’s a glorious day in the Ohh Essss Arrrrrr!!!!!

  129. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    September 28, 2017 10:35 pm

    Pundejo has a recent post up about how he beat The Forge, and the broader implications it has on his political… uh… struggle. Funny, didn’t The Forge produce ‘Burning Wheel’? ‘Burning Wheel’ and its spinoffs is a much more successful product than any of Pundejo’s plagiarismos. In what sense was he victorious?

    • gary glittergold permalink
      September 29, 2017 5:28 am

      or apocalypse engine or basically OSR adopting many storygame features or PF being still the most popular game out there (and it is new school as fuck). but i think he really believes that there was some left-wing conspiracy to publish and promote 4e and when it was scrapped he declared victory and ran.

      • Timotheus permalink
        September 29, 2017 5:45 am

        Yeah, that’s what I don’t get. I mean, The Black Hack is touted as blOwSR, but it is storygame shit. I thought Tarnowski was gatekeeping that shit out of here. Definitely a defeat for real old school. OSR is just a mutable marketing label now – like the long forgotten RPGSite Award of Distinction, that everybody could claim but nobody did, even Tarno with the turds he pumped out.

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 29, 2017 5:40 am

      That’s Pundejo’s iteration of Intersectionality.

      • gary glittergold permalink
        September 29, 2017 5:52 am

        i say good for black hack. pundejo is delusional. tinfoil hat delusional.

      • gary glittergold permalink
        September 29, 2017 5:54 am

        btw, i think that both attak and him got progressively worse the longer they had to hold a spotlight. it is really a field day for mental health professionals.

      • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
        September 29, 2017 11:29 pm

        There is a definite decline from early-career Zak (capable of humour, better at being Kent than Kent was, chucking out takes which might have been prolix but were often substantial) to current Zak (self-aggrandising, humourless boor, chucking out self-promotion and kultur policing).

        I never paid that much attention to Pundit until arriving here and I still think that’s the best of all possible approaches to him.

  130. BUYMYCRAPBUYIIITT permalink
    September 29, 2017 5:11 am

    Just for clarities sake – I have regular homicidal ideation, torture ideation, this weird sexual assault thing I picked up somewhere, regular mood swings, days lost to what I suppose must be some kind of depression since I often don’t have clear memories of exactly what I did and I keep waking up next to mutilated corpses.

    This is not in any way a cry for help, a request for victim status or for goddamn messages of fucking support from the fucking internet. I’m stating this purely because during this post I effectively call everyone involved with this situation an insane psycho killer, or at least a Kunt-level sex offender, and I want it to be clear that I do not place myself morally above anyone I am describing.

    Except Lexi, of course – stealing elfgame art, this is really low.

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 29, 2017 5:49 am

      Life is tough, Pat. Do the bootstrap thing.

      Zak just posted a defense of being a dick on the internet, where some social worker that laid a book claims that being a dick on the internet is a good thing because it’s honest or something. Check it out and discover why you are a LIAR.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
      September 29, 2017 8:29 am

      Perhaps the light rider psychonauts from Lumps of Shit that takes Beyond Time and Space possessed you and fundamentally changed you forever? You should have known to blindfold yourself before approaching the inter-dimensional lump of Raggi shit so the light surfers couldn’t get you.
      You must be one of those fucking story gamers Pundejo is always screeching about.

  131. Poet permalink
    September 29, 2017 8:59 am

    There is no means here of invoking a spell – Now I am Being Serious For A Moment – except possibly for me, the favourite substitute DM of ydis, but I’ll try because a different tone can be useful.

    With simplicity, the Patrick-Zak contretemps would not be possible in environment where people think for themselves with confidence in their own integrity, if not intelligence, and don’t fawn over others. In other words such a luminary row is only possible where a mass of dim-witted unconfident cock-suckers have elevated an arbitrary duo to dream for them, marvelling at their buttocks most unmanfully. I am inclined to disparage the 99.9% than the rest.

    • Frog Gode permalink
      September 29, 2017 11:51 am

      I tried to be serious during the Great Swift Boobjob Debacle and it didn’t work. At the risk of seeming in agreement with K-Pax here (Gary forbids), I’ll reckon that suckers are more to blame than suckees, and enablers more to despise than the fragile eggshell minds they filled with delusions of talent.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      September 29, 2017 1:12 pm

      Whatever you have to believe to keep from summoning the Grim Reaper to fully take the pain away, eh, Kunthole?

    • Nystul's Mystical Fedora permalink
      September 29, 2017 6:40 pm

      Vintery, mintery, cutery, corn,
      Apple seed and apple thorn,
      Wire, briar, limber lock
      Three geese in a flock
      One flew East
      One flew West
      And one flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

      In the OSR version we’ve got:

      Zaptastik = Nurse Ratched (controlling bitch, whose tits we’ve seen)
      StuPat = Chief Bromden (nutter who threw the panel and got the hell outta Dodge)

      But who the fuck is playing McMurphy?

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        September 29, 2017 11:52 pm

        McMurphy, eh? The guy who perishes after setting the example for others to free themselves? Gotta be Blooey.

        McBlooey has a good ring to it.

      • Baclf permalink
        September 30, 2017 1:11 am

        One Bloo Over the Cuckoo’s Nest…

      • Nystul's Tragic Aurum permalink
        September 30, 2017 8:50 pm

        Well, we all know that Tenkar is one of the whores.

  132. Frog Gode permalink
    September 30, 2017 10:14 am

    In the meantime, Mandy gets a mention in the NY fucking Times. (For a quote in a book named “Watching Porn”. Why do people keep stealing my ideas ?)

  133. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    September 30, 2017 12:10 pm

    Dunno about NYT’s, but here’s an interesting old article that plays out like a superhero origin story as written by Allan Moore.

    Fun facts: she has been a lifelong victim of disease (her likely herpies affliction is NOT mentioned). She has freaky tiny underdeveloped feet (see the pic). She stripped onstage with bleeding cracked skin from infections. Zak Faggot has her afflictions and diseases tattooed on his arm for emergencies (too stupid to keep a notebook).

    http://therumpus.net/2009/08/recession-sex-workers-2-mandy-morbids-sex-and-death-funhouse/

  134. Poet permalink
    September 30, 2017 12:58 pm

    Any news on how Zak’s elaborate apology to Patrick is unfolding? I am not plugged in to the online D&D chatter machines.

    I will say this, as an expert psychologist whose prognostications are unerring, I expect Zak Smith’s words of contrition are so moving, expounding a fresh ritual of submission, that not only Patrick but the whole of the D&D chatter machine operators are weeping woman’s water drops.

    Links?

    • Timotheus permalink
      September 30, 2017 6:25 pm

      Vassago posted it about 10 posts above. Pay attention, kent.

  135. Timotheus permalink
    October 1, 2017 9:51 am

    So Zak and Patty’s Kirk-Spock Amok Time duel spilled into the Thurdshack via a third party G+ post that the toad-like one reposted.

    http://www.tenkarstavern.com/2017/09/guest-post-by-greg-c-re-current-drama.html

    Not sure who Greg C is, but pretty eloquent (and six years late, as well as the blatant there-is-more-to-life-than-social-media meme). Good stuff in the comments. Some idiot wonders why YDIS doesn’t have a post on it – not realizing that the comments here contain all blOwSR wisdom, nor the irony in his missing that obvious fact.

    kent shows up, and Turdkar assumes he speaks for YDIS! This is an outrage!

    Some juniour grade dunce thinks Zak might be YDIS.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      October 1, 2017 6:56 pm

      I just noticed this but there’s a definite pattern to the posts coming out of Tenkar’s Turdshack:

      Schill, schill, schill, schill, shit-stir
      Schill, schill, schill, schill, shit-stir
      Schill, schill, schill, schill, shit-stir
      Schill, schill, schill, schill, shit-stir

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      October 2, 2017 12:20 pm

      Wouldn’t surprise me to learn it was Greg Christopher, aka Chubby Funster (the creep who wrote white knight wish fulfilment Ars Magica heartbreaker Novarium). There was some beef ‘twixt him and the Attak back in the day. I forget what but it was a proper imbloglio: over nothing, hundreds of comments of finer and finer hairsplitting and headbutting.

      • Timotheus permalink
        October 2, 2017 2:24 pm

        Oh, yeah, almost forgot about him. You’re right, I remember Zak asking him like 400 questions trying to paint him into the Tipper Gore Corner by constantly moving the goalposts after every answer.

      • October 4, 2017 11:22 am

        Greg C. was of a mind that furries are not “legitimate cosplay.”

      • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
        October 6, 2017 1:28 am

        Objection!

        Greg Christopher was not and has never been ‘of a mind’. He is a quibbling engine that lusts after magical lesbians but dares not confess it directly. No ‘mind’ is involved.

    • October 4, 2017 11:21 am

      This is all an outrage!

  136. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    October 1, 2017 4:04 pm

    Love Kunt’s ass-sucking of Zak in those comments. Hey Kunthole, nothing you can do will make Zak like you. He thinks your a weird loser dipshit just like we do. Just like even your mom does (even rotting in her stinky grave she feels the shame of having wasted the sperm your drunk daddy grudgingly dribbled into her).

    Zak studying the “likes” and privately contacting each individual is pure gold. Great, manic stuff. Love it. He’s finally going into full implode mode. Man, the last few weeks have been magic in the gaming world.

  137. Timotheus permalink
    October 2, 2017 7:57 am

    Fast Frankie’s kickstarter is up!

    https://www.kick starter.com/projects/extsr/frank-mentzers-empyrea-fantasy-setting-for-10-rpg/description

    (delete the space between the k and the s)

    And only a $250,000 funding goal! This is exciting!

    • Frog Gode permalink
      October 2, 2017 8:27 am

      Fuck no – how can BECMI guy allege access to Otus and Elmore and then think he’ll lure us in with badly coloured, sub-par punch-drunk-Liz-Danforth art like that ?

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        October 2, 2017 4:27 pm

        Now now, mon froggy ami (he wrote with equal fluency in both languages), Liz Danforth’s milkshake brings all the grogs to the yard.

      • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
        October 2, 2017 8:55 pm

        She’s no Scrap Princess.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        October 3, 2017 6:20 am

        Dear bamf BACLF, are you insinuating that women can indeed draw ?

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      October 2, 2017 6:29 pm

      Can I get in on the two-dollar level just to get his writeup for the half-troll Village of Dragonsfoot?

      I’m hoping he’ll put an undead Blooey in the village cemetery.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        October 2, 2017 7:12 pm

        I’m hoping he’ll put an undead Blooey in the village cemetery”

        Shit, I’d flip the weird old baker who’s riding Gary’s corpse $20 for that shit.

        Hear that, Stank Frank? Put in some stuff like Blooey and Kunt (as a village idiot with a feces fetish who proclaims great intelligence as the town children spit on him and flick cigarettes at him) and you’ll get our support!

    • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
      October 2, 2017 8:10 pm

      Someone already pledged at the $10,000 level. Where do they grow these goobers?

      • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
        October 2, 2017 8:16 pm

        Oh, it’s to be a playtester! Looks like Frankie is taking a page out of Blooey’s old playbook!

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        October 2, 2017 9:41 pm

        That’s probably Frank ‘priming the pump’, so to speak.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        October 3, 2017 6:17 am

        Flagrant Fluffing from Frank.

    • bloodymage permalink
      October 3, 2017 9:33 am

      I downloaded it. No time to read anything anymore.

      • Bloodymage (OFFICIAL) permalink
        October 6, 2017 7:03 pm

        Now will you please BUY SOMETHING so I can keep the lights on? *eyeroll*

  138. All Caps Darlene permalink
    October 2, 2017 9:15 pm

    The mechanism of energy transference into art is simple to understand. One way it can be accomplished is through “focused intent.” The process of fixedly concentrating upon a certain thought while engaged within a creative artistic activity can leave a sympathetic psychic frequency capable of objectively being felt and accessed. That’s my most hidden, but also my most powerful contribution to RPG. Think about the creative dynamic, of how adding an energetic feminine counterpoint would tend to have a catalyzing effect upon a male-dominated industry. My gender role within RPG concerns the science of how complementary flows of energy impart spin. Though never consciously intended, I intuitively functioned as Shakti to TSR’s Shiva.

    My role as the feminine presence within D&D has always existed, but just below the surface. Instinctively, someone within TLG grasped the concept in 2006 at their Lake Geneva Gaming Convention, and gave me the title, “Our Lady of Gaming.” That designation crystallized things for me. Why not? I seldom participated in game-play as a competitor. Thus, I wasn’t “in” the game as much as “of” the game. Nevertheless, whenever I entered a game room to observe, my presence was always felt. Long before I realized it, I served as a type of inspirational Muse for RPG. In the chivalric sense, I AM “The Lady,” who makes one’s adventuring worthwhile.

    One good way to explain how my art (and I) have functioned on a trans-personal level would be in Jungian terms. Through projection, I have represented (often inadvertently) the feminine component within the male psyche. From the very beginning of RPG, I’ve served as an anima projection for the gamer, a mirror. Since I reflect a man’s relationship to the feminine aspects within himself, men’s reactions towards me are as varied as their internal relationship to their animas. Now at last, I honor my ability to embody “The Feminine” and choose to embrace it as a part of my skill set.
    I must be very careful about what I choose to birth into existence. It’s highly unlikely I’ll be doing much of anything more for RPG as a group. Besides, my passionate interest in spiritual art seems to clash with the comfort level of most gamers. But I won’t close any doors. I reserve the right to stir my creative juices by working on an individual basis with people who appreciate the depth of what I have to offer

    • Timotheus permalink
      October 3, 2017 8:28 am

      This was from that Darlene interview Jmal linked to wayback, revealing what a narcissistic psycho she really was. Also had links to her centaur porn commissions. Maybe she and Mandy were not so different after all.

      • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
        October 3, 2017 4:18 pm

        Pics or it didn’t happen.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      October 3, 2017 10:13 am

      Take good notes, Zak S an Alexis of Tao. THIS is how you properly do pseudointellectualism in RPG.

  139. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    October 2, 2017 9:48 pm

    Basically, the Kickstarter is for Darlene maps of the Judges’ Guild ‘Wilderlands’…

    http://blackmoormystara.blogspot.com/2010/08/frank-mentzers-aquaria.html

    Even better, this thread is Pure Comedy Gold, as a Frank sycophant/catamite/intern gets involved and a regular reveals something unsavory about Frank’s last venture…

    http://knights-n-knaves.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=64&t=14909

    6/10 would not bang back

  140. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    October 2, 2017 9:49 pm

    Got a comment in moderation hell for including two links.

    Second link first…

    Even better, this thread is Pure Comedy Gold, as a Frank sycophant/catamite/intern gets involved and a regular reveals something unsavory about Frank’s last venture…

    http://knights-n-knaves.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=64&t=14909

    • Timotheus permalink
      October 3, 2017 8:26 am

      I remember that call-to-alms Frankie posted then. I had no idea they actually raised $250,000. Given their mediocre output and shitty web development, where the fuck did that money actually go? Incredible.

    • Sykirobme permalink
      October 3, 2017 9:23 am

      Yowza…from that thread:

      “I know from pretty reliable sources, one of which is a first-hand account (they were one of the investors/backers), that they did in fact raise something approaching $250,000 in private placement capital. Over the ensuing 6 or 7 years, they pretty much burned thru that capital, and really don’t have a lot of that original investor capital left.”

      Did EE ever put out _anything_?

      • Timotheus permalink
        October 3, 2017 1:57 pm

        Yeah, like 5 years ago all 4 principles churned out some crap. Frank put out Liche Dungeon, Kask had some spider-queen and snake-rider jungle thing, Ward had a space station mystery Dark Outpost (which was ripped off from a small press adventure Void Station 57), and Chris Clark did Forest of Deceit or something. It all seemed mailed-in and passionless blOwSR product. So while they did a few obligatory releases – not enough to justify 250K – it’s no surprise that no buzz was built and few recall.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        October 8, 2017 4:15 am

        Fuck I remember our close and personal friend lending me a copy of some of those, but I don’t recall them getting much buzz.

    • Frank's Sinking BOTE permalink
      October 4, 2017 8:14 pm

      Instead of a Kickstarter, I thinks it’s time to open up a Patreon account.

  141. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    October 2, 2017 9:50 pm

    Now for the first link…

    Basically, the Kickstarter is for Darlene maps of the Judges’ Guild ‘Wilderlands’…

    http://blackmoormystara.blogspot.com/2010/08/frank-mentzers-aquaria.html

    • Timotheus permalink
      October 3, 2017 2:04 pm

      Ha! He admits to stealing the old JG Valon map, just changing the coastline enough to satisfy the TSR legal department. I wonder if his whole 40 year campaign has just been filing off the serial numbers of the Wilderlands and claiming it as Aquaria.

      If so, the content of the kickstarter may be much more developed and written than the page implies.

      Funny that he is ignoring all the questions in the kickstarter comments – and it looks like EOTB’s sock puppet account may have been busted…

      • October 3, 2017 2:45 pm

        That’s one of the funnier maps to rip off, since the original featured the island kingdom of Melnabone, etc. IIRC the lawyers at Necromancer took a look at that and quietly ‘adjusted’ a few letters here and there.

  142. Frog Gode permalink
    October 3, 2017 6:28 am

    Zak is losing it for good : he is now regurgitating bits and pieces of tired French Theory from yesteryear in loop and substituting random words with elfgame terms, as if there were some insight to derive from such college debt-fueled wankery.

  143. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    October 3, 2017 3:55 pm

    Padre’s getting involved…

    http://bloodofprokopius.blogspot.com/2017/10/on-vitriol-revisited.html

    This had me laughing:

    This exposes one of the great weaknesses of a post-Christian/ secular/atheist society: it is very vulnerable to authoritarian and totalitarian impulses.

    Yeah, nothing totalitarian or authoritarian about the Medieval Church or the modern Southern Baptist Convention.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      October 3, 2017 4:00 pm

      Indeed, I would argue that we got Trump because the folks who had put so much value in humility and in the concept of good realized that these had no value in our post-Christian/secular/atheist world and so turned to someone who knows how to wield power in the Twitter-verse. As a consequence, our society is in process of shedding any vestige of civility.

      Even funnier, the Religious Right has never believed in humility- hell, they claim to speak for God, can’t get any more egotistical that that. These people turned to Trump because he convinced them that their prejudices were moral, and they wanted to show that uppity bitch in the pantsuit that she wasn’t the boss of them.

      I bet Padre pulled the lever for him, but doesn’t want to admit it in polite company.

    • Timotheus permalink
      October 3, 2017 5:32 pm

      Padre is pretty desperate when he takes a Matt Finch quote out of context, only to say it has no legs. What a dumbass.

      But here is the money quote:

      “In the face of power and force, humility and the concept of good have no real use or value.”

      That right kids, when facing steep odds, abandon good, because it’s useless.

      This faggot needs to crack a history book. Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

      What a fucking fraud.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        October 4, 2017 11:20 am

        I’ve always felt deep down that, at the end of human civilisation, when what few degenerate scholars remain huddled in great spires of indestructable alloys beyond their feeble comprehension gaze upon all of recorded history through a murky lens of superstition and mysticism whilst the malformed remnants of mankind fuck, eat and kill outside, oblivious in the murky crimson twilight of a bloated, dying sun, that they will conclude something similar. This does not preclude one from having morals and morality as long as one recognizes those as an socio-evolutionary byproduct, a civilisational tool if you will. In the end no morality can be superior if it leads to the extinction of the civilisation that upholds it. In this one is not guilty of that unpardonable madness, moral relativism, since morality is by no means arbitrary, and dysfunctional systems cannot help but die out.

      • Poet permalink
        October 4, 2017 1:35 pm

        Calculated seeming intelligence.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        October 7, 2017 2:36 am

        A good barb, terse and stinging. Has ireland finally found a way to reverse foetal alcohol syndrome?

  144. Poet permalink
    October 4, 2017 1:29 pm

    I am disappointed with how unentertaining the Zak & Pat violent puppet show has been presented here.

    Can’t you idiots provide links, I am not wasting my time reading crap on google+/blogs/forums, D&Ders make me sick with their endless repetitive chatter.

    Please fools, post a couple entertaining links or I may not post here anymore, yeah?

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      October 4, 2017 4:56 pm

      You know whats up, shitface. You showed up on a blog sucking Zak’s herped-up cock. I bet for Zako that felt reeeeeeaaal good! You tickled it with your tongue, gave him sexy doe eyes, and even winked at the audience with a sly grin before engulfing it in your canker-sore filled gob.

      Pick a side, Kunthole, or go back to your moldy library (a dusty milkcrate next to your sad little kitchenette).

  145. SexTR permalink
    October 5, 2017 6:44 pm

    Looks like no hookers and blow this time. 😦

    • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
      October 5, 2017 10:51 pm

      You should have added a stretch goal for “Young Frankie’s Life Story” like Ernie Gygax did with his.

  146. Poet permalink
    October 5, 2017 6:53 pm

    This thread is fascinating. The K&KA has the highest density of the least creative AD&Ders on the web. Think of T. Foster, Falconer, EOTB, Kellri, TRP, P&P, are these the kind of gamers you have ever imagined what it is like to game in their campaign?

    The ratio of fantastic invention to cut-n-paste cliche as it relates to AD&D from this crowd is lower than anywhere else on the web. Can you imagine how fearfully derivative of Dragon magazine, or a random page from a TSR module these K&KA AD&D mouthpieces would dare to be.

    Given, AD&D is a spur to the imagination, isn’t it impressive how closed-minded and timid the K&KA mob is, even if this is due entirely to lack of talent.

    http://knights-n-knaves.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=64&t=14909&start=180

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      October 5, 2017 7:20 pm

      That’s rich coming from the dumbass whose sole claims to fame are a ‘reissue’ of an old bit of Jacquays juvenalia and a penis-toadstool suckdungeon.

      • Timotheus permalink
        October 5, 2017 7:33 pm

        In fairness, he also did that Ozymandumbass one-pager (unless that is the penis-toadstool thing – I never looked at it).

        And his observation about KKK Alehouse, while ironic, is fairly accurate.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        October 5, 2017 7:48 pm

        That’s the one, his stinky-penis-toadstool module. Poor Paul, he’s really not cut out for creative endeavors.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        October 5, 2017 11:26 pm

        Fairness time it is : however tiny PaulKent is also the only look-at-me-Ma delusional OSR “creator” to dare come and comment here under his semi-real guise. And the thought of his ever-morphing infected rectum is an inspiration for more random disease d30 tables than the scene ever put out.

    • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
      October 5, 2017 10:33 pm

      “At the moment all… submissions should be brief outlines, mere sketches…We’ll be implementing the usual legal documents soon…

      Meanwhile, I promise that anything we get in advance of that formal stuff will be handled ethically; after 30 years in the biz I certainly know better than to get into ownership fights.”

      –Frank “My Global Cred is Solid” Mentzer

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      October 6, 2017 10:00 am

      Jealous of the losers, aren’t you, Kuntface?

      You didn’t mention that stumpy loser Wheggi. Are his lame “oooh, a twisty staircase is SO D&D!” tropes your bag?

  147. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    October 5, 2017 10:41 pm

    How soon before Mentzer, confronted with his ripoff of ‘Wilderlands of High Fantasy’, decides to plunder more obscure sources for content? When does he start mining Bl00ey’s ‘Ertian Chronicles’?

    • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
      October 5, 2017 11:04 pm

      For two bills someone can make Bloo an NPC.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        October 6, 2017 10:02 am

        I’d do it if I thought this farce would fund.

    • SexTR permalink
      October 6, 2017 5:44 am

      I’ll have you know that Tarnowski…err, my ghostwriters have been busily engaged in said plundering for several months now.

      Don’t question my efforts, BOTE!

  148. Timotheus permalink
    October 6, 2017 5:49 am

    So Bilk Webb goes back to his cash cow yet again – the megadungeon Rappan Athuk, the name of which he also stole from Judges’ Guild.

    There is yet another version coming up, RA Fifth Edition. This kickstarter is just for the maps.

    https://www.kic kstarter.com/projects/froggodgames/100-rappan-athuk-color-maps-jpeg-psd-for-pfrpg-swa/description

    (remove space between c and k)

    Later thus year or early next will be for the actual descriptions, expanded yet again. And his Stockholm customer base is dutifully putting out. One dickbrain has already bought a $2k Pay-to-play-with-Bill! pledge level.

    You’d think at some point the people who keep lapping RA up would say, “Four versions of the same dungeon is enough.” But you’d be wrong.

    • RPGPunintended permalink
      October 6, 2017 7:49 am

      RPGPundit Presents #1: DungeonChef is Now Here!
      So, as promised, now you can purchase the very first issue of my new serial, RPGPundit Presents!

      RPGPundit Presents #1 is “DungeonChef” and for the very special price of $1 for 4 pages you’ll learn how to handle player characters eating weird things in your OSR game (spoiler alert : it’s magickal dicks.)

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      October 6, 2017 10:13 am

      Wow. 2 large just to play over the net with some dipshit. Hell, those skanked out fuck holes Satine Phoenix and Mandy Morbid only ever got ten bucks an hour for online play with shits like Joe The Lawyer. Fuck, I heard Satine was only getting 20 bucks per blowie in the backroom of that Hollywood comic book store.

      I actually considered looking into that a few short years ago. A blowjob in a comic shop backroom seemed like a good way to five finger discount some product into my backpack (remember she had her birthday party there and her besties robbed the place blind). But I’m not sure I can get it up for a Philippino chick. To me they look like cavemen. Sort of like Mexicans with Downs Syndrome.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        October 6, 2017 11:05 am

        Maybe, but Philipinnos are hands-down the best value for money as surrogate slave-wombs for your average gay lawyer, so let’s not dismiss them entirely as a race.

      • Timotheus permalink
        October 6, 2017 11:37 am

        I’ll have to see the consensus of the medical establishment before I accept Saltine as being a chick.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        October 7, 2017 5:56 am

        I hear Chaosium is looking for a lead writer for their next project, A Lovecraftian Guide to Mud People.

  149. Kent's Rectum, Poetically Prolapsed permalink
    October 6, 2017 7:01 pm

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Kent is a faggot
    And makes your dick smell like poo!

  150. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    October 6, 2017 7:12 pm

    100 Things to Find in Blooey’s Utilikilt was such a smashing success that I’m following it up with my next crowdsourced random table, 100 Things to Find in Kent’s Rectum!

    I’ll start it off please join in the fun!

    01. Big Purple Dildo
    02. 1d20 deleted blog and podcast posts
    03. Dragonsfart Ban Notice
    04. Frank Metzer’s dignity
    05. This thing:
    http://www.theonion.com/article/adult-film-industry-replaces-500-porn-stars-hydrau-57126

    • Timotheus permalink
      October 7, 2017 11:02 am

      12. 2d4 plugs of Peat Moss
      13. Faggi’s Monolith
      14. 2d12 of Geoffi McKinney’s stash of children
      15. 1d3+2 James Maliszewzkis
      16. JRT
      17. 40-400 brigand condoms
      18. 2d8 rounds of mouldy Welsh cheese
      19. 50% Amelia Earhart/50% Fred Noonan plus broken radio
      20. Milo and Tavis’s secret hideout/lovenest

      • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
        October 9, 2017 4:47 am

        21. Shit-stained copy of The Worm Ouroborous.
        22. Cum-stained copy of The Worm Ouroborous.
        23. Shit-and-cum stained copy of The Worm Ouroborous.
        24. Elaborately-drawn and pristine map of the lands above Aione, in shit-stained watertight case.
        25. Calligraphy pen and d4 crudely primed miniatures.
        26. Tear-stained copy of Vornheim with cocks drawn on all random tables.

  151. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    October 6, 2017 9:26 pm

    06. Zak’s cum
    07. Jaquays severed pud.
    08. a big tatties and cabbage turd (with corn in it)
    09. a 1958 tattered copy of “Toilet habits of Elizabethan Peasantry” by Lord Flintwick
    10. A guide to Dublins finest secret defecation clubs
    11. A tear (and of course shit) stained copy of “Painless Suicide” monthly

  152. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    October 7, 2017 5:50 am

    So on the Frank Mentzer Kickstarter comments page, the unblown neckbeards are demanding to know the word per minute typing speeds of the writers involved and somehow use that information to determine the feasibility of completing the project in a timely manner. That is so fucking retarded I literally can’t even. Frank is a genius for tapping into these doofus wallet things and relieving them from their GP before they can spend it on something that could actually do society harm like Trump re-election or automatic rifles plus a Las Vegas hotel suite overlooking the strip.I hope Frank Mentzer funds for the sake of humanity.

    Nota bene: If you have writer’s block or are just a lazy fat grognard longbeard with procrastination issues, your typing speed is ZERO WORDS PER MINUTE!!!!!!

    This is the state of the hobby, people.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      October 7, 2017 10:23 am

      Would not surprise me at all if that shooter was once a D&D player.

      Kunt would probably do something like that, but he could never afford a decent gun, much less a Mandalay Bay room.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        October 8, 2017 3:21 am

        Should KentAndWont ever be allowed on an airplane and onto the land of guns and honey, do you really think he would resist the urge to stick the rifle up his ass and have one last bowel explosion? I bet he would not even make it out of the pawnshop.

  153. Poet permalink
    October 7, 2017 5:59 am

    A good poem can pierce with truth of photographic realism, and beyond, to a dreadful grave divine perception.

    I want to thank YDIS for encouraging me to publish my poem on his website.

    • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
      October 7, 2017 11:55 pm

      Don’t feckin’ encourage ‘im again.

  154. Poet permalink
    October 7, 2017 5:59 am

    .
    There once was a boy who had no friends
    His name was Captain Kirks Anus
    He made friends come out of his arse
    The ydis regulars, aka
    The Shits-That-Won’t-Flush
    Using his hands he shaped his faeces
    Into his friends
    He made lots of faeces because
    He was a very stupid cunt with no education
    His name was Captain Kirks Anus
    The police were after him
    Because he was a leper and a psychopath
    And kept making shitty friends from his anus
    And these friends were like shitty rabbits
    All covered in shit
    But frightened rabbits
    They were tough internet rabbits
    Tough ydis rabbits hand-made from the shit
    Out of Captain Kirks Anus
    The dumbest boy in his class
    No one ever liked him
    Cos he was very stupid and had shit on his hands.

    • Kent's Rectum, Poetically Prolapsed permalink
      October 7, 2017 7:07 am

      There once was a faggot named Kent
      Whose wrist at the joint was bent
      His buttocks covered in pox
      Took all the men’s cocks
      So Kent could earn this month’s rent!

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      October 7, 2017 10:26 am

      Hahahaha! All you can do is repost and repost your lame fucking poem? Jeebus, Kunt. It’s fucking embarrassing. Stop trying to make me feel sorry for you, retard.

      I bet many of the Unblown come here just to fucking laugh at your pathetic life.

  155. Frog Gode permalink
    October 8, 2017 4:07 am

    Did you hear that ? That was the soothing sound of a week without a post by Zak. Any chance he will pull a JaMal ?

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      October 8, 2017 4:50 am

      Zak seems more the self-destructive type, to go out in a blaze of narcissistic fervour and to delete his blog in a grand gesture after decrying the liars of the OSR for the evil racist mental patients that they are. Some moral issue or cause must of course underlie this whole thing, it can never just be personal with these types of people.

    • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
      October 8, 2017 5:31 am

      I thought the morning Bushmills tasted a little smoother this Sunday.

    • SexTR permalink
      October 8, 2017 3:28 pm

      Don’t worry about him overly much. Zak agreed to become a consultant on our Empyrea project, so that Mr. Tarnowski would have someone to bounce ideas off.

      Zak’s SJW street cred is much needed on the project, and we need someone to serve as a model for our heavily misunderstood and persecuted orc population.

    • October 9, 2017 1:09 pm

      Oh man one can only hope.

  156. raggles permalink
    October 8, 2017 1:56 pm

    Visiting this site is like picking at a scab

  157. Timotheus permalink
    October 8, 2017 5:01 pm

    I almost feel sorry for for Mentzer. There are high grade trolls in the comments, and some whiny faggot from the KKK Alehouse asking “Where are all the Republicans?” But then again, Frankie is avoiding his own kickstarter, so I guess he is asking for it.

    It’s kinda sad how vague the whole thing is. Years of kickstarter projects to consider, and this is the half-assed, “trust me I’ve got global cred” shell he pushes, while claiming the setting, although “nothing is set in stone”, is too complex to reveal any specifics or basics.

  158. EOTB permalink
    October 9, 2017 12:04 pm

    Yeah, our board is pretty spectrum-wide politically. Leaving that stuff out allows everyone to concentrate on our commonality – love for old-school games. (And awe at the unfurling of this KS. And Kent’s rectum.)

    • RFlowers permalink
      October 9, 2017 12:07 pm

      What makes me somewhat sad is that if the venture does not go well, blame will be well spread on this forum, the “trolls” in the KS comments section, and probably plenty of other places.

      • Claude permalink
        October 10, 2017 7:27 am

        Hi Flower, Empyreal adventure is well! Kickertrqq say 293,000 plus RIFTERS at 300,000,000z. Be in Menser!

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      October 9, 2017 3:47 pm

      Thanks for taking it to that oaf Frank’s grill. He’s had it way to easy, body surfing to cons and appearances on Gary’s bloated corpse. Glad you outed his true, egotistical form he used in private emails.

      “Frank was always nice to me!” Lets see if Stank Frank keeps up the smiles for stinky con nerds a year from now. I especially hate his repeated use of proclamations like “I have no mortgage! I have a full life! I’ve made my money!” Fuck him.

      • Claude permalink
        October 9, 2017 5:44 pm

        Hi Captains, please show Ms. Mensers a respected for his maJor award. Best selling games author, no???

  159. Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
    October 9, 2017 4:49 pm

    Why is Frank answering questions through a proxy? He can’t be arsed to engage with the Great Unwashed directly? I like how he has no idea what will be in the three little brown books because he doesn’t want to commit too far in advance. Commit your cash first then I’ll tell you what you’re buying. Know your role, jabroni!

    • SexTR permalink
      October 10, 2017 6:41 pm

      I wanted to make these announcements at a later date, but the resounding success of our Kick Starter drive impels me to do so:

      + Dr. Sheldon Cooper agreed to sign on as Loxley Inc’s Communications Director. Serving in that capacity, he will be handling all future announcements on the KS page.

      + Mr. Wesley Crusher requested to be attached to the project, as our Chief Playtester! As soon as we’re funded, he will begin a YouTube series showcasing various “Adventures in Empyrea.” (TM pending)

      Now, let me get back to more important things.

      What was Jenny’s number again, 867-53 oh somethin’…

  160. Claude permalink
    October 9, 2017 5:27 pm

    Hi! Long time, Mensers touch me with his red box, so I always feelings him. Ready on a ships, inns and more to Empyreal?? Unite in us, to benefits all 250,000! Do not droppings.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      October 9, 2017 6:20 pm

      Nice try Kunt, but no cigar. Dumbshit.

      • Claude permalink
        October 10, 2017 6:44 am

        Hi Craptain Dicks Bloods, many thank. We are loves!

    • Timotheus permalink
      October 9, 2017 8:45 pm

      Hey, Claude, sure hope didn’t withdraw your pledge when the fags at kickstarter deleted your account. Frankie can use all the money he can beg, and surely he could use your insight as a Count of the Realm.

      • Claude permalink
        October 10, 2017 6:53 am

        Hi Littles Timmy, you are a special and major awards to. Eeach person excites Ardadondard Rider, so far away. Why not in Empyreal for Mensers?!?

  161. Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
    October 9, 2017 11:10 pm

    My Empyrea character is going to be Colonel Braggy McJeebus, a southernland orc slave plantation owner. He will fully acknowledge his old human male privilege and thus will not horsewhip his unfortunate orc slaves (much). Instead he will give house jobs to his shameful half-orc offspring. Yes, this is all official.

    • Claude permalink
      October 10, 2017 7:03 am

      Hi Zart-hogs, you are new and an ideas. Emyreal foreveer!

    • Timotheus permalink
      October 10, 2017 9:28 am

      Why do I get the impression that Fast Frankie will take your money, and then have Zarkon Zoth-Ommog be slain and his mansion Monticello burned to the ground by self-liberating orcs led by Gnat Turner and Snariette Tubbman?

      • Claude permalink
        October 10, 2017 9:35 am

        Hi Liktle Timmy, be give Ms. Mensers a hot respects, OKs? He cans explores you in Empyreals.

  162. Vox Day permalink
    October 10, 2017 10:48 am

    We must defend White Western Culture. I know a couple of you here are on the front lines (princeOfNothing, FrogGode, Kent) and understand what is at stake.

    So be sure to pledge generously for my new line of Comic Books, where we treat the mud people like God wants them to be treated.

    https://freestartr.com/project/althero/

    • Claude permalink
      October 10, 2017 11:00 am

      Hi Vox Days, do you consider Empyreal’s? Mensers can 60-900 wpm, so Emperyak can be perfected by your needs. Empyreal foreve!

      • Vox Day permalink
        October 10, 2017 1:07 pm

        Tread carefully, hippie. The VFM have already hacked Mentzer. Don’t make me sick them, or Cernovich, on your gamma ass.

      • Franks Mensers permalink
        October 10, 2017 1:55 pm

        Him Vox, This is a private communication and is entirely protected by Privacy law. If you reveal any of this content, I call my attorney (the civil law guy, not the corporate… both Paid, asshole, per your previous intrusion) and we try for your Net Worth first. Nows, most best of all, stop harassings my Creative Ard, Claudes.

        – Fs

      • Claude permalink
        October 10, 2017 1:57 pm

        Hi Ms. Mensers, thanks you. Much loves in Emepyral, forever!

  163. Matthew KKK Forever permalink
    October 10, 2017 4:58 pm

    One interesting result of all this is that the Dragonsfoot chat rooms appear to have emptied out, with members quietly setting up an alternative venue. Individuals have been using private chats at Dragonsfoot for a while in hopes of avoiding moderation, but this Mentzer drama seems to have provided the excuse to exit altogether. The obvious wrongdoing has made it impossible to speak openly in defence of the Prince, but there was definitely an attempt to characterise things as “Dragonsfoot versus Mentzer, whose side are you on?” The usual suspects were behind this colouring of events in pursuit of their own agendas.

    • Claude permalink
      October 10, 2017 6:48 pm

      Hi Matthess, if obvious you are Dragonroots TROL, so watch out. Make mine side of Menser, all days. Be with me Zark-dog and Littles Timm on these foops. Empyresa forevee!

  164. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    October 10, 2017 10:35 pm

    Goddamn Kunto, how pathetic that you can’t even sock a convincing Jap identity.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      October 11, 2017 6:26 pm

      No way this is Kent, this Claude feller is actually funny.

      • Claude permalink
        October 12, 2017 9:11 am

        Hi Bigsby, are you an orc plantations and fun times?? Ride its! Be in Ms. Mensers’

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        October 12, 2017 6:09 pm

        No need for that, my simple friend. I don’t need to carry my erotic attraction to muscular women with alarming dentition into my gaming life.

        I shall be on the outskirts of the Village of Dragonsfoot cemetery, performing memorial rites for the undead Bl00ey. Every week, a funerary offering of meatloaf is laid on the grave marker for Bloo.

  165. Timotheus permalink
    October 11, 2017 9:02 am

    This should be insightful…

    • Claude permalink
      October 12, 2017 9:19 am

      Hi Tummy, I am heard Mrs. Mensert in wanted on 10 systems, so be far away! Stay on Snakemans Arodontardo, how’s that?!?

      • Timotheus permalink
        October 12, 2017 9:52 am

        How’d you like the video, Claude? I thought Mentzer’s charisma was on full display.

        I think the Snake Riders of the Adorondaks could be in the northern part of Ephemera, the jungle-mountains. Like you say, very exciting.

        I wish one of the 10 systems was FATAL, though, and I know the KKK Alehouse boys would pledge big if one was RaHoWa.

      • Claude permalink
        October 12, 2017 10:15 am

        Hi Tims, we are in agreeances! Much lovea! Empyreas foreveer!

      • Claude permalink
        October 12, 2017 10:21 am

        Hi Tom, agains, I am love your Eldrefch Empire and editijg on TSRR first employee! Are you droppings.

  166. Claude permalink
    October 12, 2017 10:22 am

    Hi Time, also, I am a video of Menser charjisma displays. Wows!!!!

  167. Alicia Garza permalink
    October 12, 2017 11:04 am

    I’m terrified of what is happening in our country. The Trump administration seems intent on promoting a white, Christian and heteronormative-dominant society that censors and represses other realities.

    • Alicia Garza permalink
      October 12, 2017 11:05 am

      Goddess bless Frank Menzter for freeing us orcs from the plantations.

      • Claude permalink
        October 12, 2017 11:29 am

        Hi Ass, can you marrya me? In Menser? Thanks you.

  168. Claude permalink
    October 12, 2017 7:41 pm

    Hi All, grEAT new! Menstrals is re-bootinga Empeea! Guessing to beat better than ever, even Snackdongas of Adontardas. Bite yours short-fingra Littl Timothos!

    • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
      October 12, 2017 8:38 pm

      $150K in savings from finding alternate printing sources! Mayor Blooey may yet ascend to greatness.

      • Timotheus permalink
        October 12, 2017 10:15 pm

        It would be cool if we made him an unlanded noble so his opinions had to be listened to directly by the powers that be. But he would cruise the realm on others’ gold pieces, sleeping in temple parking lots, checking out local girls field hockey teams, dine-n-dashing all the taverns, and trying to fund festivals with candy eggs made by the mysterious Dogwalkers’ Guild. And his prohibited-tech .45 would occasionally fall out of his robes.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        October 12, 2017 10:21 pm

        Gotta have a Utilikilt of Holding (everything but his bladder and bowels)…

        Ya know, we should crowdsource a B/X clone called ‘Eat Pee Crap Clean Rinse Repeat’ concerning the twilight years of adventurers.

        Roll a save vs incontinence!

  169. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    October 12, 2017 11:03 pm

    I figured it out, Claude is the fat guy from Darkeys and the Keys.

    • Claude permalink
      October 13, 2017 6:06 am

      Hi Biggy, I love katana! Every ships, inns ans more in Emplureal has a katardnan masters at the orc planatarium with technology magicians. Be in Mensers, Emperiak forever!

    • Timotheus permalink
      October 14, 2017 9:56 pm

      Damn. I totally wish I could go back in time and form a heavy metal band based around one of those Lowery organs from Temple of Music.

  170. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    October 13, 2017 10:45 am

    Hey, can we get Kunts last name again? First name Paul, right?

    • Claude permalink
      October 13, 2017 10:57 am

      Hi Crapsdick, much loves! New chancers to be in Mensers, so be with mess in Menstrals. I am an eye on your faces. Fast.

  171. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    October 13, 2017 4:31 pm

    Klaude,

    Suggest to you visit honorable forest I know of in Japon. Place have many honorable seppuku. You like much. Find many peace there. Pain is no! Rope noose many is and free to use.

    Ancestors of you much shame. They bid you end pain and honor family with brave passing.

    • Claude permalink
      October 13, 2017 4:47 pm

      Hi Crapstick, much loves! A good idea is you and turds, so far away from an orcs planet, ships, inns and more. Let Mensers be in you for dreams!

  172. Claude permalink
    October 14, 2017 7:36 am

    Hi All! Bigs New! Proofs of Greg Gygeraxn on a Major Award on Ms. Mensers Mpyerial. Greg say “Looks OK to me – distant and general – quite safe. – G”

    • Timotheus permalink
      October 14, 2017 9:59 pm

      “Interoffice Computerandum” – and that’s the name I woulda taken for my Lowery organ heavy metal band.

    • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
      October 16, 2017 7:19 pm

      Do my eyes deceive? Is this an unpublished fragment from the super-ultra-mega rare R4 module? Can anyone make out the secret hidden holy scripture? Something about dwarves and elves and ethnocentric chauvinism? Someone contact the Acaeum, stat! This ancient manuscript could be valuable enough to fund the entire kickstarter. As long as it is not a private communication entirely protected by Privacy Law, of course.

  173. Frank Mentzer permalink
    October 14, 2017 9:10 am

    The invention of black power in the 800s AD brought muskets, pistols, cannons, and more.

    • Frog Gode permalink
      October 15, 2017 4:55 am

      whereas white power brought Fleetwood Mac, Miami Connection and more.

      • Y.K.Kent permalink
        October 15, 2017 8:11 am

        Stupid cocaine!

  174. Timotheus permalink
    October 16, 2017 10:42 am

    So the Empyria relaunch has been delayed. Word on the street is that Mentzer threatened Turdkar with legal action because somebody posted a backer-only update there, which has now been removed. Evidently, Eric did not want his postal service disrupted by Frank’s legal powers.

    Good times!

    • Frog Gode permalink
      October 16, 2017 12:32 pm

      Yeah, legal threats! The golden age has truly come back. Now If you’ll excuse me I’m off to the copy shop to xerox character sheets for non-personal use.

    • Claude permalink
      October 16, 2017 6:02 pm

      Hi Time, your Snackriders Adardondo not evens worth legally actions, so far away. Ms. mensers on you withs CIVIL guy. Fats.

  175. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    October 16, 2017 1:22 pm

    I only heard of Frank Mentzer a few short years ago. In Jr. High I remember one of the faggier gamers had a box set where the booklet had cartoonish illos, with swords that had googly eyes. Was that the Frank set? I recently heard an Unblown describe it as “magical.” Did it come anywhere close to that? what’s the scoop/poop on that edition?

    • Timotheus permalink
      October 16, 2017 4:39 pm

      You don’t mean the Tom Wham adventuring party illo, do you?

      http://saveversusallwands.blogspot.com/2014/09/osr-art-friday-adventuring-party.html

      (Oakes’ site, but that was the first I found that hosted the image)

      It’s actually from the last edition of the White Box. It’s cartoony, but kinda shows some of the irreverance of early gaming. It might have been in Mentzer’s BECMI editions, but I never bad any of the basic editions so I can’t say.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        October 17, 2017 2:37 am

        I like how the cleric is encouraging the thief to reach for the MU’s dick before it penetrates the unsuspecting fighter’s chainmailed ass. Proper marching order 101.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        October 17, 2017 11:07 am

        I like how these retards always insist Tolkien had no influence on Gary and D&D but can’t help show of their knowledge of minutia like which pieces of art replaced the Tolkien IP the estate sued Gary to have removed.

        Also, another generous donation to Planned Parenthood has been made in Oakes Spaulding’s name. Eight kids in now on the Rhythm Method! Better GoFundMe!

      • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
        October 18, 2017 12:05 am

        No body on Earth should give a toss what nerds who can’t read insist. Gormless cunts.

    • Claude permalink
      October 16, 2017 6:05 pm

      Him Crapstick, you to for by LEGALLLY actuarions. Menssee have EYEs on your Face!

  176. Claude permalink
    October 16, 2017 5:50 pm

    Greeting my friendos, my Mensers booting Empyria to Santa. Amazings new ideas! Now Terd Fartor in RV homes will be even MORE ships, inn and smores! I am dream of orc planters, pee Menstrals.
    Emepeerya forevee!

    – Claude, New co-CEOs licksy inc with Mr. Mensrrs

  177. Kent's Rectum permalink
    October 16, 2017 7:56 pm

    Me too.

  178. bloodymage permalink
    October 16, 2017 7:58 pm

    Me Bloo.

  179. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    October 16, 2017 11:43 pm

    You’re really devoted to your latest and lamest sock, eh Kunto?

    Really living the life your poor parents hoped for, Huh?

    • Frog Gode permalink
      October 17, 2017 2:54 am

      Let’s see the good in everyone, even Klaup : it’s probably just another spud brew binge gone out of control, and the right amount of vomit inhalation will soon put a merciful end to it.

      • Baclf permalink
        October 17, 2017 11:18 am

        With any luck, Hurricane Ophelia knocked his power out and it won’t be restored for months.

  180. Claude's Mom permalink
    October 17, 2017 2:24 pm

    Claude,

    I told you not to play with the bold boys. They are very bold boys and they smell funny. I think they are orphans, wild orphans from the Black Lagoon. Stay away from the Lost Black Lagoon and Crapstick, the homosexual priest (Captain Kirk’s Anus) with poo on his hands and lips.

    Do what your Mammy tells you.

    • Captain Kirk's Anus permalink
      October 17, 2017 2:56 pm

      That is peanut butter.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      October 17, 2017 9:53 pm

      So Claude’s mom doesn’t get a cheapo, terrible attempt at an Asian speech pattern? Way to commit, fuckface. No wonder you are such a shit DM.

    • Claude permalink
      October 19, 2017 5:29 am

      Hi mammy, much loves! Be in Menser with Grampas. Love!

  181. Kent permalink
    October 17, 2017 2:26 pm

    Check out my latest post about The Longship. You might learn something.

    • Kent permalink
      October 17, 2017 2:28 pm

      Don’t comment on my blog, I’ll delete it, but feel free to compliment me here where it doesn’t matter.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        October 17, 2017 9:55 pm

        hahahah you’re “blog” is still around? I thought it hung itself from a ceiling beam like Brookes.

  182. Claude's Grandfather permalink
    October 17, 2017 2:48 pm

    Claude you little faggot. Stay with Crapstick your lover. We never want to see you again.

    I disown and disinherit you, as I have all of my illiterate and homosexual progeny.

    The Last Lost Forgotten Black Lagoon is your home now.

    • Claude permalink
      October 19, 2017 5:21 am

      Hi Gramps! Much loves in you at your ages 99. I am arrangering a coffees in you with Menses and his cats. Love!

  183. Claude's Girlsfriend permalink
    October 17, 2017 2:55 pm

    I never want to do anal again, even if I am just a ‘stupid girl’. Anal, anal, anal that’s all you ever want. And so what if I have ‘narrow hips’, that’s just your opinion. I am a woman and society is fascistically in my favour these days, so I may be inherently worthless, a stupid vain piece of shit incompetent girl, but if the fag sjws have their way niggers and me will be the kings and queens of tomorrow.

    • Claude permalink
      October 19, 2017 5:28 am

      Hi my girlsfriend, I am exciting to mit you. You seem to be stunningly beautiful & brilliant, and I sincerely hope you find success at love and life. Wish I were 30 years younger, and single. 8=> Hope to chat more if I ever get out of Seattle again and Ms. Menser. (Don’t worry, I’m safe and 6”4 long). I am petting cats now. I am a romantic. Emprunia forever! #donotdroppings

  184. God permalink
    October 17, 2017 3:20 pm

    Zak Cecily Smith: -1

    Patrick Irish Stuart: +1

    YDIS: -1 (married)

    Kent: stable (sexy)

    Captain Kirk’s Anus (aka Crapstick): 100 tonnes of blessed detergent for what its worth

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      October 17, 2017 9:58 pm

      Hahahaha you’re hurting, aren’t you Kuntington hahahahahahahahah….

  185. God permalink
    October 17, 2017 3:34 pm

    D&D sucks. It is an activity for immature dreamers poorly integrated into society. It is a pastime for plump fantasists, aging fatties, bald twats who like hanging around with teens who are the only beings who will look up to them.

    No angel would be seen dead reading a D&D manual.

    That godsaid, Kent’s blog is the best D&D blog in the OSR at the moment until I afflict him with some random disease or fuck his shit up for laffs.

    • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
      October 18, 2017 12:03 am

      Dear The Lord,

      I dunno if Kent’s a proddy gobshite or what but please, the Lord, may rats piss in his whiskey and may his pigsty fall on his feckin nod or somethin, cause he’s right about the D&D but he’s such a pisswit about everythin else that he needs sortin out right now, the Lord, so please do somethin about Kent an make Ireland Holy again.

  186. Kent permalink
    October 17, 2017 4:01 pm

    The Deuce episode 1 is directed by a dumb broad.

    Niggers and women are artistically worthless to me. They are surly, resentful and vain not to mention stupid.

    Please women and niggers don’t direct any more films or write any more novels.

  187. Kent permalink
    October 17, 2017 4:28 pm

    PEOPLE I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT

    Women
    Queers
    Niggers – violent morons – including Muslims
    East Asians – insects – robot thieving manikins
    European Male – Sensitive
    European Male – Football supporter
    European Male – Middle Class liberal twat
    European Male – Insensitive because stupid
    European Male – Don’t read Shakespeare
    European Male – Pretend Read Shakespeare
    European Male – Think US House of Cards better than UK (moron)
    US D&Der – Very Nice to his mother
    US D&Der – Very Nice to niggers
    US D&Der – Very Nice to invalids
    US D&Der – Very Nice to random incompetents because of VIRTUE POINTS

    • Kent permalink
      October 17, 2017 4:35 pm

      Yes, I have met one person in my life who is not a worthless cunt.

      • Timotheus permalink
        October 17, 2017 6:00 pm

        That seems improbable.

      • Vulgar and Demented Irishman permalink
        October 18, 2017 12:09 am

        So which are you boy, insensitive because stupid or pretend read Shakespeare?

  188. Frog Gode permalink
    October 18, 2017 1:53 am

    Thank you Kent for sharing. “Claude”‘s relatives helped us get back on the way to healing by uncovering the roots of your behaviour. I think we can all relate here to your being disowned by Granpa for your homosexuality and illiteracy (I mean we can’t, but we still can have a good laugh thinking about it).

    • Frog Gode permalink
      October 18, 2017 1:55 am

      On a side note Paul, niggerly women aside, is The Deuce any good ?

      • Baclf permalink
        October 18, 2017 11:33 am

        Kent’s upset because he thought The Deuce would be about scat play, and he was sorely vexed when nary a turd showed up onscreen.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        October 18, 2017 12:53 pm

        Kunts feces obsession certainly points to a painful childhood. His dad making him sit on the pot till he pooped and trying to shout the turds out of him, the schoolchildren making him eat dig turds out in the schoolyard. His first love having a colostomy bag.

        I think Kunts fetish can help him finally make that suicide hanging more appealing. He can eat a massive meal of corned beef and cabbage 15 hours before the deed, then hang himself in ecstasy knowing full well the housing authority lady and the cops will find him dangling with a stinky load in his pants.

        Startin’ to see pictures, ain’t ya, Kunt?

    • Claude permalink
      October 19, 2017 4:20 am

      I loves my moms and dadss, but am all sadness and dusty boners today on this hoirriblllle day of days. #donotdroppings

  189. Timotheus permalink
    October 18, 2017 2:11 pm

    Seems like it is all falling apart for Frank. He posted a what-is-he-really-saying message on facebook, which seems to say he is totally abandoning a relaunch of the kickstarter, because he has principles that his base lacks. And then someone posts on the responses a twitter meltdown from earlier today by Paizo drama queen Jessica Price, where she kinda goes #metoo on Menzter but not quite, from some socal medai pms from 2 years ago. He is playing stupid like he did with the df “hack” and it is not going over well with his facebook “friends.” As a bonus, Dan Proctor (the Labyrinth Lord clone dude) is making noise about how Ward is also a creep, but has yet to elaborate…

    • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
      October 18, 2017 5:19 pm

      First Hollywood, now Lake Geneva.

    • October 18, 2017 5:34 pm

      DarleneTheArtist is going to be pissed at ExTSR fucking her chance to become the beacon for a new generation of women in the game industry. BTW, Claude crying on the KS is great! Tell me one of you guys is him, working the $10K dine-and-dash from the inside.

      • Claude permalink
        October 19, 2017 4:23 am

        Hi shitchains, I am him! Mysteries solveds! #donotdroppings

      • Claude permalink
        October 19, 2017 4:46 am

        Hi shitstains, a full dickclosure, I am gave all I can, .83 Euro and strength words at 6-9 wpm herr and a other impotent places. #donotdroppings

      • October 19, 2017 12:44 pm

        We have a new king…….GENTLEMEN!

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      October 18, 2017 6:10 pm

      That Fauster guy is out. Looks like Frank is imploding rapidly. Maybe a guy who hasn’t been a big wheel in the industry in forty-odd years shouldn’t be threatening an up-and-comer with blacklisting. It’s a relief, the last thing I need is for him to fuck up my USPS delivery.

      Frank could hire Durr Hurr to write the backstory, who better to capture that Empyrean flavor than a sub-literate with delusions of grandeur. Claude mentioned that the game world has a ship and a tavern, and Durr Hurr mentioned that he wrote some shitty post about longships.

      • Claude permalink
        October 19, 2017 4:21 am

        I am touching on Mensers as New CEOs and mysekf as a ghostwritees. #donotdroppings

  190. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    October 18, 2017 6:14 pm

    #notallmentzers

  191. Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
    October 18, 2017 10:18 pm

    Funding Canceled!

    You know I think poor Mentzstein is getting unfairly shafted here. He’s being accused of “victim-blaming” because he thought it was odd that a gal could be felt up against her will on a crowded bus for an hour and not fight back (insert dire muslim immigration prediction here). Maybe it is normal behavior for a victim to remain silent according to all these studies but how is your average non-raping guy supposed to know that? We didn’t all study Modern Rape Dynamics 101 in wymen’s studies class. Frankie said he was all about the gender awareness and exposing white male privilege. Aren’t those the right code words? Come on, lighten up on the poor guy.

    And OK, yeah, Frankie’s online flirting is a little cringe-inducing but how is an old guy supposed to find himself a mistress if he doesn’t stick his neck out once in a while? Do you guys all want to be laying the salami to the wrinkly old ball and chain when you’re his age? Be honest now. His game is a little rusty but he’s probably used to having gamer groupies throw themselves at him with wild abandon at cons all over the world.

    I say let’s give the poor guy a break. This derailed train just keeps getting better and better anyway.

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED ?!?

    • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
      October 18, 2017 10:43 pm

      I don’t have much sympathy for dudes who are all “no it’s not like that” when multiple people who’ve had the experience (some of them other dudes, even) roll up and go “it’s totally like that.” You don’t need a wymyn’s studys elective to read the room and realise you’re digging a hole for yourself.

    • Frog Gode permalink
      October 19, 2017 2:20 am

      Well it makes sense that Frank tried to fund a 30-years-ago setting on 5-years-ago Kickstarter. These days you need a finished product to ride the beast at the level of monnie he was asking for. If he just manages to crap out one fine 2-booklet box with color maps and stats for 5E and BECMI, I’ll fucking buy it (prodided it remains darlene-light).
      As for the shit-slinging Meetoos, I’ll wait for them to provide just one single piece of evidence of actual misconduct before joining the cortege of virtue-signaling, toe-sucking Betas that seem to revel in another guy’s masculinity being publicly shamed.

      • Timotheus permalink
        October 19, 2017 4:44 am

        Well, the good old boy culture is pretty strong over here. Weinstein is not an isolated incident. But I do have doubts about how pervasive it is, and Jessica Price is a total #yesallmenAREshit drone. No doubt she brought up this two year old dust-up to score a couple of self-righteous torpedo hits on a sinking ship, and get a bunch of +1s and I Believe Yous. I’d like to see the evidence she left out – there is no way Frank told that one chick (as Price retweeted) that her rape was her own fault.

        Nasty stuff all the way around. Kinda sad that Frank was into the “I have white male privilege but I’m trying” thing, and the crowd that is aimed at is dancing on his corpse.

      • Claude permalink
        October 19, 2017 4:49 am

        Hi Tom, Jesticles Prices is a lie on my Mr. Mensers as he was hacked again (Russians). He have proof in a safe pants. #donotdroppings

      • Frog Gode permalink
        October 19, 2017 5:53 am

        @Tim yes even when you think you that rapists should be castrated, sometimes these witch-hunting pseudofeminist mobs sometimes you want to fight back with Pundejo’ scorched-earth rhetorics, since even honest attempts at self-examination and outreach only makes you an easier target for their harrassment.

        Of course, it doesn’t help that you’re a fit-prone brat trapped in a fatbeard DM’s body without internet supervision but with access to (lots of) methamphetamine analogues.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        October 19, 2017 6:01 am

        Oops fucking broken english : I was refering to Frank not you Timmy Boy : I have no reason to picture you bearded, fat, bratty or even methheady (although I suspect a soft core of human decency to go full YDIS on your prefered targets).

      • Timotheus permalink
        October 19, 2017 6:51 am

        Ha! You had me double-checking to make sure this computer’s camera had not been turned on accidentally…

      • Baclf permalink
        October 19, 2017 9:40 am

        The Mentz-Trial Cycle…

      • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
        October 21, 2017 12:01 am

        “Kinda sad that Frank was into the “I have white male privilege but I’m trying” thing, and the crowd that is aimed at is dancing on his corpse.”

        Sad, but predictable. The worst thing about the progressive axis is how they’ll spin on a dime to condemn you the moment you do, are accused of doing, or contemplate doing something #problematic. Their obsession with ideological purity leaves them eating their own, like mink; there’s no such thing as an alliance of convenience in the Social Justice Wars.

  192. Claude permalink
    October 18, 2017 10:56 pm

    Hi Alls, my Mensers must be hacked again?!? Wows! Where hell am I get a ship, inns more and a orc planetariums now? Empurinal frveee! #donotdroppings

  193. Timotheus permalink
    October 19, 2017 4:33 am

    More dragonsfart drama. Heats up on the second page, locked on the third. Kinda same old-same old, with the KKK boys trolling hard and dumbass Matthew saying “I see nothing” but the post toward the end where he details his miserable life as an excuse for failing to moderate is pretty good, as his his sanctimony toward the Reaper dude.

    http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=78323

    • Claude permalink
      October 19, 2017 4:39 am

      Hi Times, I see you in Ms. Mensers. He wills be thanking you you for all in your Faceboob soon. I am nows ghostwrritering you as a Duck Nolbe into Empurinaa. #donotdroppings

      • Timotheus permalink
        October 19, 2017 4:48 am

        Hi Claudes, keep the faith. Very excited to hear you are replacing the Fauster/Myler axis. Those guys are fags.

      • Claude permalink
        October 19, 2017 4:51 am

        Hi Timothong, we are to gather in Menser! Much loves! Empeyirals forevee! #donotdroppings

    • Elrond Hubbard permalink
      October 19, 2017 8:05 am

      that reaper dude sounds like a whiny little pussy. “can’t we all just line up and lick frank’s puckered hole without talking about the shit oozing out of it? we’re talking about frank’s glorious sphincter, here: the shit is off-topic!”

      • Claude permalink
        October 19, 2017 8:38 am

        Hi Elwrong, Mr. Creeper love Ms. Mensers! Wow! We are biggest fans ever seen. He maybe am also ghost wrtummmll on Empumoji. I am CEO now! #donotdroppings

      • Elrond Hubbard permalink
        October 19, 2017 10:56 am

        hello claude. congratulations on your elevation to ceo of the empyreal cluster fuck.

        i prefer “elwang” instead of “elwrong”

        wishing you many retained droppings, I remain,

        elrond hubbard (aka elwang)

      • Claude permalink
        October 19, 2017 11:28 am

        Hi Wangtardd, I am one cyclopeans eye on your face. Watch!

      • Elrond Hubbard permalink
        October 19, 2017 11:52 am

        Hello claude. i should have remembered that one doesn’t get to choose one’s own nickname. wangtardd does have a certain charm.

        as you advise, i will watch.

        don’t forget: mentzer is firmly within you. clench and hold on tight!

  194. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    October 19, 2017 11:55 am

    I wanted to say that Jessica chick has the same kinda surprised look on her face as a couple of my girlfriends from the 90’s who awoke to see my freshly wanked spunk load flying over in her direction. But I don’t want to degrade these amazing events. I’ll be an adult about it. So..

    This is great shit! More exciting than the fall of Jamal. The pathos! The drama! The agony of complete and utter Unblown losers crying about this fat, old weirdo getting his comeuppance. I’m almost getting misty here. How great is it that our shitty little side hobby is getting it’s own Weinstein sitch. Don’t know which is the grossest thought; Harvey sitting in an exec chair with his pants down, groaning as a young actress blows his fat prick, or Frank on top of some gamer chick in a small hotel room, his fat white ass pumping up and down in desperation to keep his spongy little nubbin hard while his goofball old lady face smothers her baloney hole with lickety kisses.

    EOTB is the Rob Roy of The blOwSR. Bravo, brave knight.

    I love that Matthew dude. Dealing with that cunty Reaper fag. Up at dawn, sleeping on two trains, etc. He’s one of DF’s more reasonable mods. Why do you do it, Matty? These guys are the drizzling blood shits.

    Love the fucks who would rather not Frank’s twitter wanks be made public. Old dork’s club and all.

    This is an “A” ticket ride to be sure.

    • Elrond Hubbard permalink
      October 19, 2017 12:02 pm

      i agree with most of your points.

      i don’t believe you had a girlfriend, though. or was this during a “confused” time in your life?

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        October 19, 2017 3:57 pm

        What would you know about having a GF, Kunt? Little homeless boys don’t count as those.

        Stick to your Claude persona. You actually seem to be have a bit of success with that one. Don’t overextend yerself, boyo.

      • Claude permalink
        October 19, 2017 4:35 pm

        Hi Wangstard and Craptain Chapstickdick, if you wants an hiding salami agains, be at a ships, jnns and more in Emballnya! ALL are greeting, much loves! I am ghostrotting you into you and Craptarding is an orc plant in Wangles chains. Clear. Empenia forevers! #donotdroppings

      • Elrond Hubbard permalink
        October 19, 2017 5:47 pm

        hello claude.

        billy has a boyfriend, so there will be no salami shenanigans between us, even were i so inclined.

        but let your poet’s pen loose upon a fictional tale of our love in the realm of empyrea. i do not doubt that you would do justice to such a story, filling it with all the suppressed, torrid passion your posts vainly struggle to shield from the public eye.

  195. Elrond Hubbard permalink
    October 19, 2017 4:12 pm

    i love you, too, billy.

    always faithful

    i remain,

    elrond hubbard (aka wangtardd)

    • Claude permalink
      October 19, 2017 4:49 pm

      Hi Wangstreak, this is simples respect to Crippletans Dick. Wows! Meprongjan forevee! #donotdroppings

  196. Milo F. Faggot permalink
    October 19, 2017 4:28 pm

    I ran a game a few years ago, and we had a great Ranger, played by Karen (not her real name). She also played a male character, and did it very well. After one gaming session, she was told by another male player, that she really has no business playing in this game or any other for that matter. This made her very upset, and several of us were very angry also. Needless to say, he was not asked back to the game.

    Personally, I am appalled by this in the industry. There is no place for it, at all — any where.

    Over the years, we had some very good people (women) on Dragonsfoot. And I no longer see them posting.

    • Gapers and Gaychests permalink
      October 19, 2017 4:39 pm

      I hasten to clarify that we certainly do still have ladies who post here, and if any of them feel excluded or unwelcome on dragonsfoot they should please feel free to contact any of the site staff who will, I absolutely guarantee, listen to them and take their concerns seriously.

      Discussion of misogyny in the industry is welcome and an important topic, and you’re encouraged to share your thoughts.

      PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS THREAD AS A PLATFORM TO DISCUSS POLITICS, OR TO ALLUDE TO RECENT ALLeGATIONS AGAINST FRANK MENTZER.

      Thank you.

      • Zarkon Zoth-Ommog permalink
        October 19, 2017 5:08 pm

        I’m progressive and open-minded and proud to say to say that I’ve played RPGs with actual live female specimens (i.e. “women”) at the table lots of times. Well, a couple times. Sometimes they even talk to me, though usually only in character.

      • Old Geezer's Peehole permalink
        October 19, 2017 5:18 pm

        ALL THAT SWEET ESTROGEN!!!

    • Claude permalink
      October 19, 2017 7:34 pm

      Hi Smilo, your are lie, idea and a flat turds, no? Clear. My erecord is spootles so long, so I will keep a eye on your face. Emperienxen for er! #donotdroppings

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      October 19, 2017 7:44 pm

      Oh yeah, this Frank Wank stuff is a gift that’s going to keep giving in so many ways for a loooong time. Kinda like Kunt’s anal herpies.

  197. Kent permalink
    October 19, 2017 4:46 pm

    It is amusing to see a couple of lads inadvertently tormenting Captain Kirks Anus, a true shitfingered paranoiac. Can you imagine the stinker in real life: a shadow moves, Kent? a sneer, Kent? Laughter in the distance, Kent? The smell of soap, Kent?

    What a snivelling shivering wreck, a turd coward.

    • Elrond Hubbard permalink
      October 19, 2017 5:01 pm

      as to the captain, suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.

      claude and i are not one. he does it with better grace, but i do it more natural.

      • Claude permalink
        October 19, 2017 7:25 pm

        Hi All, I am time to say a epic truth to unite All: it have been I, Mr. Franksbean Mensers all so long (6”4). In facts, there are no Claude at alls, only Mr. Mensser, CEOs of Licksy inc, primadon edits of a Red Bulbous that have touching so many in Euros, masterb of Empile, leading all orc planktits, winnijg of all a ships, inns and more. Wows!n Empyre foreve! #donotdroppings

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      October 19, 2017 7:40 pm

      Damn, why so hurtful Kent? Are you in pain? You seem kinda butthurt. You going to be OK? Asking because I care.

      • Elrond Hubbard permalink
        October 19, 2017 8:11 pm

        your obsession with kent is showing, again. i do believe you’d like to inject some rough luvin’ into him. you strike me as that kind of fellow.

        (as billy humps his clenched fist…kent…as he pinches his nipple…kent…)

  198. Kent permalink
    October 19, 2017 4:52 pm

    Bluray is revealing the 1920s and 1930s to set the standard for top quality cinema.

    The Thin Man 1934, is an excellent movie. I am kinda like William Powell, much more intelligent than everyone around me even when drunk, and Myrna Loy is in a different class to the yoga pants ass crack exposing “hotties” of today.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      October 20, 2017 1:33 am

      Your claims of intelligence are even even less convincing than your claims of heterosexuality, Durr Hurr.

    • Baclf permalink
      October 20, 2017 4:30 am

      Kent likes his women like his career prospects- long dead.

  199. Kent permalink
    October 19, 2017 5:12 pm

    I am toying with the idea of doing another podcast, but it would be unseemly unless I can break the 30 views per day Barrier.

    What content? Musings, speculation, dreams, burbling sounds, ecstatic groans, erotic fantasies, canker reviews, scotch sups. In short a stream of unremembered words.

    • Elrond Hubbard permalink
      October 19, 2017 5:26 pm

      i suggest readings from the happy prince and other tales.

    • Timotheus permalink
      October 19, 2017 5:55 pm

      I think our sad little world could use some more Whisperer in Dorkness, kent. Content: How to make a play-by-post interesting and sustaining. How to be cool when your last name rhymes with Faerie. Love sonnets between Hitler and Stalin. Twilight 2000: the Irish Front. Dwimmerkent Session 11: Lord Pompapoopoo Takes Control. The Best of Columbo Season 4.

    • Frog Gode permalink
      October 20, 2017 2:43 am

      You should just write it all down and have this guy do the reading aloud : https://goo.gl/iWrSCD

  200. Kent permalink
    October 19, 2017 6:19 pm

    I have read more PK Dick than most, certainly more than osr illiterates, and Blade Runner is a top 20 film for me. I have low hopes for this sequel which I am watching tomorrow. I watched BR tonight and am still amazed by the lighting effects. I have little confidence the sequel will be any good. If it is I will let you know so you will know what to think.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      October 19, 2017 7:37 pm

      (reading between the lines)

      “I have *beeped* more dick than most. I have low hopes. I have little confidence”

      -Kent

    • Frog Gode permalink
      October 20, 2017 2:37 am

      I am pretty sure you’ll love this one : https://goo.gl/bnnUAg

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        October 20, 2017 9:49 am

        Hahahaha…Kunt needs to read that. Now see if you can find him a book on how to do a convincing sock puppet.

    • Baclf permalink
      October 20, 2017 4:31 am

      Kent’s a big fan of Dick.

  201. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    October 19, 2017 7:48 pm

    Updated names to my year end dead pool.

    Harvey Weinstein.
    Harry Knowles.
    Frank Mentzer.

    I’d have Kunt on there, but who would know he died? Shame too; you get extra points for somebody who checks out on Xmas Eve.

  202. Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
    October 20, 2017 9:04 am

    Disconcerting, I tried to tell Skanky Franky to never leave evidence but this internet where nothing can be deleted has him confused. He should have memorized Erase as his first level spell instead of Miscomprehend Languages. Skanky Franky just doesn’t understand although he was right that he’d outlive me it’s just unfortunate that this is what he chose to live for.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      October 20, 2017 9:47 am

      I am pretty certain those Frank Mentzer messages Jessica Price posted are faked. Everyone knows Frank only communicates by Computerandum!

      • Claude permalink
        October 20, 2017 2:21 pm

        Hi Funblower, I am real 6”4 and petting cats. Clear.

      • Elrond Hubbard permalink
        October 20, 2017 5:07 pm

        hello claude.

        be sure to stroke that sticky little kitty the right way, this time.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        October 21, 2017 4:56 am

        Thank you Clod for the kind words and your undead support if Ms Frank Menstrual!

    • Elrond Hubbard permalink
      October 20, 2017 11:30 am

      frank is a fool with delusions about his own importance, influence, and abilities. if he were just a fool, that wouldn’t be so bad, but his cheerful grandpa charade is a thin veneer over a smarmy liar and creep, all too ready to issue impotent threats when he feels slighted, and ridiculous denials when called on his bad behaviour.

      for a (loudly) self-proclaimed professional with years of experience, he acts like a rank amateur. his own creative work might be charitably termed “pedestrian” when it’s not termed “vapour ware.”

      it’s time for frank to retire, or at least learn to keep his mouth shut, because when he opens it something stupid comes out.

      • Fake Woke White Wolf permalink
        October 21, 2017 12:06 am

        The proper grandfatherly emotion is a faint yet deep regret, tinged with whimsy and pickled in gin. The cheery ones are always up to something.

  203. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    October 20, 2017 12:18 pm

    Danger, Will Robinson!

    • Claude permalink
      October 20, 2017 3:01 pm

      Hi Craptains Stinkass, Mensers about to showing some Strangers Things theresz. Much loves! Empsranglereal forvee! #donotdropping

  204. Claude permalink
    October 20, 2017 12:42 pm

    • Claude permalink
      October 20, 2017 12:46 pm

      Hi All, below, I am seen have safe pants (6”4, so long) with Jesticles and her friendo. Clear.

      • Elrond Hubbard permalink
        October 20, 2017 1:18 pm

        hello claude.

        when i told you that mentzer is firmly within you, i didn’t expect you to take it literally.

      • Claude permalink
        October 20, 2017 2:18 pm

        Hi Wangturds, I am maybe bannings of you in convention at US POSTAL SERVICE plus ALLs bakerys as well. and orc message parlors. Next Civil Legal of my S-Craps on your Faceboob. Wows! Empeiak forvr! #donotdroppings

      • Elrond Hubbard permalink
        October 20, 2017 4:49 pm

        hello claude.

        are you saying i’ve pulled the dragon’s tail? such threats from a man of your impotence leave me trembling in fear.

        asking your highness for mercy, i remain

        elrond hubbard

  205. Claude permalink
    October 20, 2017 12:43 pm

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
      October 20, 2017 1:19 pm

      Legitimately funny, bravo.

      • Claude permalink
        October 20, 2017 1:30 pm

        Hi Mentos Ghost, it’s easley when are as genus as Claude Mensler. Empeasley foevee! #donotdroppings

    • Timotheus permalink
      October 20, 2017 4:42 pm

      Hilarious! This will be EOTB’s new spank material for at least a few hours…

      • Claude permalink
        October 21, 2017 6:12 am

        Hi Tims, EOBTRRIP is a spanking. Wow! Emprasnia forvee! #donotdroppings

    • Elrond Hubbard permalink
      October 20, 2017 4:51 pm

      that is rather well done.

  206. Jessica Price Takes It Up The Butt permalink
    October 21, 2017 6:42 am

    I can’t be your guru on this–I’m not qualified, I’m one person, I’m not capable or willing to speak for all victims, etc. And I’m tired.

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      October 21, 2017 8:32 am

      Aw, shaddup ya mouthy broad.

      • Jessica Price Takes It Up The Butt permalink
        October 21, 2017 8:59 am

        It’s just a lament: listening to the stories and trying to comfort ppl is a not insignificant expenditure of emotional energy. Faggot.

      • Elrond Hubbard permalink
        October 21, 2017 10:21 am

        salutations, captain.

        when a fellow of your proclivity directs a slur at a woman, isn’t the proper term “fish” rather than “broad?”

        dying of curiosity, i remain,

        elrond hubbard

    • Elrond Hubbard permalink
      October 21, 2017 10:02 am

      frank may exhibit some casual and ignorant misogyny, but frank’s true flaw isn’t misogyny. he’s an equal opportunity asshole with a record of threatening both men and women. in the end he’s just an asshole.

      and you’re one of those shrill, full-time lunatic fringe social justice warriors that is either an outright misandrist or one who bemoans the fact that you can’t find a real man. if you’re a misandrist you’re just a common hypocrite. if you can’t find a real man i can give you a hint: real men avoid whacked out shrews. all you’re left with are the castrati and the creeps.

      • Jessica Price Takes It Up The Butt permalink
        October 21, 2017 10:08 am

        And it’s one borne predominantly by people whose bandwidth is already drained by their own experiences.

  207. Jessica Price Takes It Up The Butt permalink
    October 21, 2017 10:52 am

    Today on the Paizo forums: “Telling people that they can’t play a Good character who’s cool with slavery is a dick move.” Fuck gamers.

  208. Timotheus permalink
    October 21, 2017 11:49 am

    Well, the pitchforks and torches are being handed out all over the net, now.

    I haven’t read through this thread yet, just the first post, and it has more dirt like Bill Webb getting drunk at the last Paizocon and assaulting some female fan there (from the Sphincterian twitter posts in the first post).

    Just glancing through the follow up posts, many are coming out with the I-heard-it-from-a-friend stories of abuse by industry insiders.

    You get the sense that the majority of online people in the hobby have been just waiting for for this…

    https://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?817741-RPG-Industry-sexual-harassment-Mentzer-abuse-and-what-do-we-do-about-it

    • October 21, 2017 12:00 pm

      Please add this comment to the new post, I’d like to make that our HAW-HAW OSR (Old School Rapists) mega-thread.

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