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Kabuki Kaiser just nuked it from orbit

April 12, 2017

Check this shit out.

Haha DAMN SON! Good to see someone is keeping the flame lit, unlike my sad, sorry ass.

EDIT: Asslexis is drawing web comics?!?!? Zowie, I picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue.

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  1. April 12, 2017 5:51 pm

    “Do you see the trend?”

  2. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    April 13, 2017 6:01 pm

    Kabuki Kaiser just called it like that kid in the Emperor’s New Clothes!

    • hehaw permalink
      May 8, 2017 8:01 pm

      Nah..Zak is feeling kinda shitty these days now that Mandy broke up with him.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        May 10, 2017 7:11 pm

        She probably got sick of his constant flamewars and subsequent use of her as a ‘shield’ when people called him out on his shit. I suspect that he even stooped to using her as a sockpuppet when he doxxed that guy who ended up moving to Nihon because of Zak’s Fatbeard Fatwah.

        She’s better off with his dumb ass.

      • Hehaw permalink
        May 10, 2017 8:52 pm

        All that, and whatever other shit she’s had to endure living with him all those years. It probably didn’t help that he went off to Budapest to fuck Marlyn Mansion’s ex in that video they did together. Ahh well, I’m sure the Dirk Diggler of the OSR will find another ‘dented can’ to jizz on and roll D20’s with. LoL!

  3. Robin Hood permalink
    April 13, 2017 7:21 pm

    €66 for the book, it must be really good.

    http://www.lotfp.com/store/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=262

    €20 for the pdf

    http://www.rpgnow.com/product/209509/Veins-of-the-Earth?src=hottest

    Someone post a link to the free pdf.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 13, 2017 9:29 pm

      Jesus, Kent, this shit just came out, can’t you wait for your next ration of crap from this overrated schmo?

    • Kent permalink
      April 14, 2017 1:24 pm

      I no longer read gaming stuff, and haven’t for a while.

      Other people’s gaming material eventually made me feel sick.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        April 14, 2017 5:04 pm

        Except for the works of Jaquays, which makes you feel like sucking cock.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 14, 2017 7:06 pm

        Now, Kent, if one were to draw a Venn diagram with the sets ‘residents of the Eurozone’, ‘cheapass fartknockers’, and ‘dumbfucks impressed by Patrick Stuart’, the only member of the commentariat here in the intersection would be yourself.

        You are mendacious, but not deceptive- you are too dim to deceive, but your inability to tell the truth impels you to try.

        Now, getting to the heart of the matter, here you are looking for a StuPat/ScrapPrincess suckdungeon in the comment thread of a post linking to Kabuki Kaiser’s ridicule of the NuOSR. I hereby dub you Bukkake Geyser, because you love having Raggi, Zak, Stu, and the the like shoot their dribbly loads all over your unlovely, grinning moron face. Why don’t you beg StuPat to send you a review copy, so you can rub your kentoris off to it in desultory fashion?

      • WhiteSabbath permalink
        April 16, 2017 9:56 am

        Kent lies; see http://tenfootpole.org/ironspike/?p=3536#comments
        He also buggers himself up the bum with Vornheim

  4. April 14, 2017 7:13 am

    And meanwhile, on the other end of the The OSR’s Not Dead it just Deserves to Die spectrum is this turd, https://www.threelinestudio.com/store/dave-arneson-s-true-genius/, which might as well be subtitled, “How to shit all over your dead mentor for fun and profit”.

    Not only does Kuntz somehow now live in Corsica, but he now thinks he’s an expert on game design or something. Get a load of the back cover blurb:

    “This extensively researched work reveals:

    That Arneson broke with 2,000 years of game design history and theory by creating and implementing a transcendent systems structure never before conceived of in the history of games or play. The author examines and explains Arneson’s evolutionary systems architecture.

    That the design dimension qualities of Arneson’s systems structure are still in their embryonic stages due to his original concept being redacted for a less robust system, and by the very company which was catapulted from a basement concern to a near 1 million dollar business almost “overnight” while at first championing it.

    That outstanding claims that the RPG concept, as first made available commercially as Original Dungeons & Dragons™ in 1974, is descended from the game Chainmail are incorrect and stem from assumptive leaps of logic not consonant with design theory or systems theory. Both of the latter’s knowledge bases are utilized by the author to debunk this ongoing fallacy.

    Included as addenda to this work is a section and chapter outline, including select samples, from the author’s upcoming and much larger work, A New Ethos in Game Design: The Paradigm Shift Originated by Dungeons & Dragons™, 1972-1977.”

    • April 14, 2017 1:10 pm

      Too many scavengers dry-humping Gary’s corpse, right? Arneson is relatively unclaimed territory. Smart guy this Mr. Cunts.

    • May 1, 2017 1:10 am

      I hope Kuntz’s book has a superb editor. I don’t know if he doesn’t try too hard when he posts on the forums and suchlike, but he comes across as more “rambling drunk with inexplicable career” than “expert in any field except the one he passed out in on the way back from the taverna last night”. I’ve been trying and failing to parse his gibberish on Ruins of Murkhill for what feels like half an age and failing.

      I am perturbed by the current fashion for disconnected meanderings, with a few anchor statements so your readers/listeners can fill in the blanks with their own prejudice. It’s good rhetoric but appalling if you actually want to find things out or understand them.

      • May 1, 2017 2:09 am

        I reread that blurb when I was feeling a little more awake. Ye GODS. Who *edits* this bilge? Who sits down and decides that this logorrheic hairsplitting will make a case for buying the wretched thing? Who let that fucking awful final sentence through? This isn’t blurb, this is a review, and a shabby-assed MA student’s desperate-to-get-his-first-citation review at that.

  5. April 14, 2017 1:34 pm

    When the grogs and the edgelords go to war, everyone loses.

    On a more serious note: I got Vornheim a while back. Never used it, but it’s a urban fantasy setting (sparsely described but riddled with random tables, including the questionably useful drop-die type) with China Miéville-accented regular D&D denizens. May be fun but for a certain sort of gaming, my D&D usually runs more towards Howard and Leiber than Miéville, which probably places me firmly with the grogs, except I can’t stand the cry for orthodoxy in elfgaming. (I haven’t got R&PL or MotBM so I won’t comment on those.)

    James Raggi seems to be mostly into “fuck you” modules, Tomb of Horrors style, but there’s some decent stuff under the LotFP imprint. Qelong is a good metal-as-fuck mini-sandbox with dwarf mercenaries riding undead rocs, and magical nukes poisoning the land, and a few splashes of South Asian myth, making good on the “Fantasy Fucking Vietnam” trope. (Ken Hite’s stuff is stellar, usually, regardless of imprint.) And The Towers Two, the ill-fated Dave Brockie (RIP Oderus Urungus) manuscript finished by Jobe Bittman, features predictably GWAR-ish physical humor but an entertaining enough plot device for a few evenings of beer-and-pretzels D&D. (Is there even any other sort of D&D?)

    Broodmother Skyfortress is a bitchin’ high-level adventure, BTW. Too bad nearly half the page count is padded with excerpts from the author’s blog (admittedly a great read, but I’ve already read most of it, so fuck you Raggi for pulling a Kevin Siembieda and padding a book with old material).

    So, if it comes down to grogs vs. edgelords, there seems to be no shortage of insufferable, unrepentant, self-absorbed manchildren on either side of the fence, but I get the impression that at least the edgelords have picked up the old toys and came up with new ways to play with them — given a creative liberty Satanic Panic corporate TSR could never match — but what have the grogs ever done that’s worth picking up and playing with? Mind you, I’m a pretty straight-laced D&D guy, my games have taverns and castles and peasants and kings and shit. I don’t usually do what passes for “gonzo” today except in small increments.

    But I’m hard pressed to pinpoint anything from the grog brigade that ever got my gaming juices flowing, even though my games probably have more in common with the K&KA crowd than whatever the Attak is playing these days.

    So I’m gonna have to call if Edgelords 6, Grogs 0.

    • Kent permalink
      April 15, 2017 8:04 am

      You are using sales or published material as your measure of worth. What about knowledge and experience of A/OD&D? That’s what brought me online. There was a small group of peers around which the OSR grew and they were looking to share information and to enjoy discussion for its own sake without any notion of selling their ideas. AD&Ders tend to create their own material and by ‘AD&Der’ I can only barely include anyone who used TSR modules. The ‘Edgelords’ as you call them know nothing about A/OD&D and rely on risible marketplace clone or deviant rules – they have no knowledge so they focus on creativity exclusively deriving inspiration from one dimensional, one note, one trick random tables. The language used in ‘Edgelord’ rpg material is laughably predictable because of random-table-brain and could be generated with a scripting language.

      Most of the original peer group has vanished and the most interesting of those were not ‘household’ names. The surly cretins at the K&KA with the exception of grodog and philotomy are not at all representative of the original peer group .

      • April 15, 2017 8:36 am

        “You are using sales or published material as your measure of worth.”

        No, I am not; I am very explicitly stating my opinion on things I have actually read. I have no idea what anyone’s sales figures look like.

        “What about knowledge and experience of A/OD&D?”

        This absolutely counts, and it’s what made me a regular over at theRPGsite for some five years. We had people like Melan, thedungeondelver, Benoist and Black Vulmea posting, who were glad to share their insights with relative newcomers like me.

        “The ‘Edgelords’ as you call them know nothing about A/OD&D and rely on risible marketplace clone or deviant rules – they have no knowledge so they focus on creativity exclusively deriving inspiration from one dimensional, one note, one trick random tables.”

        This is where the grogs lose me: Gygaxian orthodoxy and the completely apeshit insane conceit that creativity is somehow a shortcoming.

        I am thankful that I have gleaned game-table-useful information from some of the RPGsite grog brigade. But the devotion to O/AD&D espoused by some people in the scene is alien to me. (I’m more of a B/X or BECMI/RC guy anyway.)

        Besides, it’s not like TSR D&D is quantum physics or cancer surgery. A little exegesis goes a long way, and no amount of Internet advice substitutes hands-on experience.

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 15, 2017 8:43 am

        I agree that Gygaxian Orthodoxy is stupid, as most here have made clear over the years. I like AD&D very much, but it ain’t the end-all. In my comment below, I did not mean to assert that concept (don’t think I did, but maybe I am interpreting “grog” more broadly than you are).

      • Kent permalink
        April 15, 2017 11:37 am

        Try to grasp that for some creativity comes easily and has no monetary value and instead the methods and techniques of abstracting character and action and environment are fascinating concepts to discuss with a small group of peers. This I think is what things were initially like before the marketplace of useless inventions emerged.

        ==“You are using sales or published material as your measure of worth.”

        =No, I am not;

        Yes you are in the context I have presented above where genuine AD&Ders **don’t sell anything**. You can’t seem to think beyond published material – ‘things I have actually read’. Genuine AD&Ders assume you will create your own material and if it isn’t very good then fuck off out of the peer group and take up with the ‘Edgelords’.

        ==Gygaxian orthodoxy

        For that you have to go to the K&KA. And for me ‘grog’ is a greybeard at least in his sixties.

        There is a difference between orthodoxy and understanding why something works well. I would say there is nothing in the AD&D core that couldn’t be changed but you should understand the consequence of a change. I think Gygax wrote the best manuals on how to get started. I find B/X or BECMI/RC irredeemably childish.

        ==that creativity is somehow a shortcoming.

        I said “creativity exclusively deriving inspiration from one dimensional, one note, one trick random tables.” People who like random tables are very stupid fuckers, whether they write them or read them.

        Look, you *think* these people are creative. I don’t think they are *creative*.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        April 15, 2017 6:21 pm

        I understand that Grodog is teaming up with that beloved mega-talent of the OSR Wheggi to change gaming as we know it.

        Or they may just be doing a chickenshit fanzine, with we all know the scene desperately needs another of.

    • Timotheus permalink
      April 15, 2017 8:36 am

      Interesting thoughts, Butcher. Not sure what you listed qualifies as the best of the edgelords. Quelong is cool but the rest of that list seems kinda meh, even with the gloss veneer of EDGY liberally applied. Brood Mother might be cool, may check it out.

      But you raised the question of what have the old grogs done – a fair question. So here goes a few, incomplete thoughts.

      Love it or hate it, Carcosa has an original vision. A planet abandoned millions of years ago by the serpent men with their human experiments left amid the ruins is a cool concept. Faggi picked it up, but it still falls under the old school aesthetic than the edgelord. He loved it because of the child rape and sacrifice stuff, but strip away that sad bullshit and it is pretty rad, moreso than any edgelord sandbox.

      Anomalous Subsurface Environment is a cool dungeon, full of weirdnss but it makes sense (unlike edgelord stuff).

      Spire of Iron and Crystal by Matt Finch was a solid adventure, again a little gonzo and reminiscent of Expedition to the barrier peaks, but a fun romp.

      Robert Conley is a subliterate idiot but his free sandbox Blackmarsh is pretty cool, not necessarily on its own merits but as a guide for old school seat of the pants adventure locations without having to detail the color of the princess’ eyes (sorry, Lexi, it really is not important). It is light and inspirational, and while I disagree with Conloid about the blOwSR, he certainly puts his money where his mouth is and this was his finest moment.

      There were several mags like Fight On! and Knockspell that were hit or miss in content, but showed a lot of creativity and love for the game. There was useable content in about every issue.

      There was some more stuff out there – indeed there was a glut of product – but I think these examples are some of the better things. Maybe I’ll remeber more later.

      So while we mercilessly savaged the blOwSR, I see the score as Edglords 2, Grogs 6.

      • April 15, 2017 8:44 am

        Thanks for the thoughtful response, Tim. I own ASE and Blackmarsh and they are indeed excellent products. And you’ve piqued my curiosity with regards to Carcosa and Spire of Iron & Crystal.

        Rob Conley is a RPGsite regular and I have found him to be generally an agreeable human being (admittedly an increasingly lower bar to clear over at the ‘Shite), and I am fond of his exhaustive and free sandbox-building guides for “fantasy” (mostly D&D) and “SF” (mostly Traveller). A devout grog he may be, but he clearly lacks the fundamentalism of the more irksome characters that haunt K&KA. I do genuinely enjoy his writing, misspelled as it may be.

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 15, 2017 8:53 am

        No problem, amigo. I am in the camp that dislikes Carcosa, but it is a unique creation. And I give Conley hell, but he is a good dude. While he is in love with his own pontifications, you are right he lacks that fundamentalist streak.

      • April 15, 2017 8:54 am

        I’ve tried a couple times to like ASE, but I just can’t do it. Wading through the sucky setting and seemingly endless random tables of minutiae turned me off by the time I finally got to the dungeon, which I might have liked if it was presented on its own. Maybe ASE2 was better, I assume that’s just dungeon?

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 15, 2017 9:28 am

        The setting is standard and the tables were hit or miss. That was right before the time you needed a random table to determine the sucess of applying mustard to your sandwich, so I didn’t mind it as much as I would have a little later. The dungeon was the cool part. I never got ASE2, but I should.

      • Kent permalink
        April 15, 2017 1:59 pm

        Best writer of prose published so far? For me that’s the intelligence metric in rpgs.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 15, 2017 2:36 pm

        ASE is the best of the ‘gonzo’ releases- I like the whole ‘orbital gods’ bit, it hearkens back to the AI gods in Gene Wolfe’s Book of the Long Sun. I also dig the ‘Thundarr’ vibe, with mutant techno-wizards ruling over small city-states.

        Once in the dungeon, the orcs on the first level reskinned as ‘batboy’ expies was an inspired touch, as is the ‘demihumans as grey-alien hybrids’ trope. Best of all, none of it is overpowered Arduin/Booty and the Beasts killer-DM nonsense.

      • April 16, 2017 4:39 am

        YDIS: ASE2 is indeed better. It’s silly but not cloyingly so (or maybe just better aimed at my set of cultural references, e.g. The Tomb of Metal). BACLF just gave it a good run-down.

        Kent: Thanks for clarifying your points. I generally agree that there may be more game-table-useful insight to be gleaned from grog exegesis than from the edgelord business model. And to be honest, I think the gaming transpiring at my game table has more in common with the grogs’ games than with the edgelords’.

        Still, trawling blogs and forums for nuggets of wisdom will only take one so far. Which is why it would be nice to see more interesting grog content out there.

        Nowadays I’ve been looking a lot at the Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG third-party scene. I’m not particularly crazy about either the game (which I have yet to run, but strikes me as trying too hard to be gonzo and zany) or the official adventures (some of which have good ideas but generally feel so very brief, humdrum, anemic even). But settings like Hubris and the recently crowdfunded (and very ASE-like) Umerican Survival Guide strike me as better than anything I recall reading from Goodman Games.

        As for AD&D1 vs. BECMI/RC, at the risk of sparking an edition war, I am partial to the latter because AD&D1 was designed as a tournament play system, i.e. it assumes that PCs will engage the exact same sorts of adventures across the level spectrum — sure, it pays lip service to the “stronghold and followers” at 9th level but offers absolutely no framework for your PC to get off his ass and put these perks to good use. You _can_ improvise rulings for that, but most of the grog brigade seems eerily silent on the matter; same with the TSR modules. Leaving me with the impression that AD&D1 PCs are supposed to remain murderhobos well into the 20th level cap.

        BECMI/RC gives you tools for actually building, staffing, running and defending the damn stronghold and its surrounding lands. It assumes that, while you may leave the safety of your citadel at any time to put down a particularly powerful threat, the game has fundamentally changed, and your PC has become a mover and shaker within the game world. As a kid I thought it nicely mirrored Conan’s own ascent from tomb-robber to storied mercenary captain to usurper king. And it became a big part of my own take on D&D.

        AD&D1 is a fun game, as is D&D5. I’ll gladly play either. But BECMI/RC (and its chief OSR revision, ACKS) hews closer to my Platonic ideal of D&D.

      • Kent permalink
        April 16, 2017 8:45 am

        ==trawling blogs and forums

        Sure. AD&Ders coming together to share knowledge and experience was an event with a natural lifetime of a few years, you had to be there to get the benefit (2006/7–2009/10). This is because as you say forums and blogs are impossible to navigate historically with slices through time preserving context.

        For me that event was the OSR and not the marketplace now which pretty much has no AD&Ders in it.

        ==Leaving me with the impression that AD&D1 PCs are supposed to remain murderhobos well into the 20th level cap.

        No. In fact the assumption was those characters would be retired when they reached name level. I think the D&D breaks down around 11th level and I find it is best run as a political intrigue with no reference to the rules.

        The difference for me between BECMI and AD&D is in the language used. The one for young teenagers, not a bad thing to have as an introduction, and the other addressing adults.

  6. Kent permalink
    April 15, 2017 1:57 pm

    This is very interesting and topical if you want to know WTF is going on in Syria. I know very few of you do.

    “Western media lies about Syria exposed (Canadian journalist Eva Bartlett)”

    • Kent permalink
      April 15, 2017 2:08 pm

      Women like this exist? Awesome, Ive never met ’em.

      ==

      Quoted in Sargon’s 90 min video, which is well worth watching.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 15, 2017 3:08 pm

        You don’t even pretend to read anymore.

      • Kent permalink
        April 15, 2017 3:58 pm

        Stalking is hard to give up with a life is as meaningless as yours, but take a deep breath and try. Perhaps you could occupy your time picking your nose and consuming your own snots.

        Anyway, go away Little Stalker Man.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 15, 2017 4:05 pm

        Who the hell is stalking you? If you stopped commenting here, I would forget your paltry existence.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        April 15, 2017 6:41 pm

        You’d still see Kuntington now and again as sock puppets getting unmasked on forums like a Scooby Doo villain.

        “and I woulda got away with it, if I wasn’t a repetitive half-tard.”

      • Greyhawk PATRIOT!!! permalink
        April 24, 2017 8:07 pm

        Everybody knows your nothing but a dirty Flan paederast Kent. The last female your ever touched was your daughter.

  7. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    April 15, 2017 9:56 pm

    Genghisdon goes full ICP…

    http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=76893

    Fucking magnets…

    • Timotheus permalink
      April 16, 2017 8:31 am

      It’s almost sad how dense that poor boy is. Even when they patiently explain to him the concept of science and how it works, he replies with mad laughter and cries of “Pixie dust! I hope you all live long enough to see me PROVEN RIGHT!”

      What a maroon.

      His attitude is like when Homer is told by Lisa that pigs exist: “Oh, right, Lisa! Some magical animal that we get pork, ham and bacon from!”

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 16, 2017 1:28 pm

        Tide goes in, tide goes out… never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that.

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 17, 2017 7:15 am

        Wow, O’Really and Captain Atheist seem to both be unfamiliar with Sun, Moon, and Gravity. That definitely is a stand that GengisDorner would make.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 17, 2017 10:17 am

        Wasn’t FreddyP the guy with the Dorner sig? He got permabanned for chat function shenanigans… I guess the whole “kumbaya, let’s get along” schtick was a sham.

        Is there something inherent in a certain flaw in the subset of gamers which makes the turn to shitty behavior inevitable? I’ve only gamed with friends, but I’ve heard some horror stories, and I’ve seen FLGS scrotes in the wild on occasion.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 17, 2017 10:18 am

        Butchered that last paragraph… I really shouldn’t try to edit on the phone, not with these alley-basher’s fingers.

  8. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 17, 2017 12:59 pm

    Wasn’t FreddyP the guy with the Dorner sig? He got permabanned for chat function shenanigans… I guess the whole “kumbaya, let’s get along” schtick was a sham. ”

    The Dorner thing was a standout. I think Freddy thought he was black (actually a flabby white guy), so of course hated cops and loved cop killers. Of course, the PD were idiots during that Dorner thing. Several cops found a truck similar to Dorner’s parked early in the morning, and pumped nearly 100 rounds into it. Turned out to be a couple middle aged Mexican (may have been Asian, kinda forget) ladies napping after delivering newspapers. So we should all hate them.

    Last year over a couple months I noticed in multiple threads that Freddy kept bringing up shemales. Giving recaps of Ru Paul’s Drag Race and other shemale remarks. The Unblown on DF sure get comfy in their sexuality. You have to kind of admire it. After you shake off the creep-chill.

  9. Timotheus permalink
    April 17, 2017 2:06 pm

    Biggs, Sir Dickblood, Freddy P did some Dorner sympathy on DF, but that piece of shit GengisDung came here to preach the virtues of killing cops’ families:

    https://yourdungeonissuck.wordpress.com/2013/02/16/ydis-job-board-copy-editor-wanted/

    scroll down a ways, but here is the monet shot:

    “I don’t identify with Dorner at all, but killing a guy’s kid to fuck him up is REALLY viscous. One needs some real hate for that. I really wonder how he got there. I don’t condone or particularily like it (the innocents killed), but it was priceless seeing the LA pigs shooting at old asian ladies & anyone in a truck; showing EXACTLY how much the LAPD was concerned with serving & protecting vs protecting their own asses at any cost.
    My lack of concern for thugs/mafia/pigs (or banksters)’ lives extends somewhat to their families. Yes, my bad, on that. Feel free to revoke my bleeding heart liberal card in self righteous nerd rage if you please. Dorner was one of their own; may they kill each other until there are none left. Bad things happening to bad people’s families can be called karma; it isn’t right, or nice, or even acceptable, but there is no “right” or justice anywhere to be found. Too fucking bad if you want me to give a shit about those fucks, I’ll shed a tear for the millions of other injustices in the world instead.
    I’d not waste time calling a pig for any reason, nor would I ever expect them to help me in any way if I did…in fact I’d expect them to make any situation worse than if they were unaware of it.
    Yeah, YDIS posters, you go on circle jerking about OSR crap nobody but you reads or cares about, or small potatoes scams that get your ass-cunts
    all wet. That people here think they are above dogshit on the sidewalk is
    laughable.”

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      April 17, 2017 4:49 pm

      Sheesh. On the schoolyard as a kid he probably talked tough about the teachers, but would be immediately calling them shouting bloody murder as soon as somebody jumped in front of him at the juice box line.

      Cops tend to be the pieces of shit you hated in high school; the C- fucks who barely made the football or baseball teams. Dumb as bricks and under-trained. But I can’t fault their wives for marrying low.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 18, 2017 3:19 pm

      I miss Blooey 😦

  10. Timotheus permalink
    April 17, 2017 5:22 pm

    Tarnowski has a meltdown over the poor nationalist racists getting attacked at the battle of Berkeley, even declaring the dude who punched a woman to be his hero:

    http://www.therpgsite.com/showthread.php?36732-Every-one-of-These-Bitches-Deserved-it

    Elfdart explains Tarno’s new hero is a real white supremacist, who actually spent five years in prison for attacking an arab cab driver. Two posters leave the ‘shite (including long timer Tristam), others lick Punydick’s ass as usual.

    That place is getting even more fucked up, and Pundejo’s rambling alt-right bullshit is the reason. There used to be interesting posters there (Butcher, who might still be there, Aos) and there was some occasional good gaming content. Now it’s all alt-right paranoia and 500 page threads of Chlorine Ball Cock’s Mary Sue character.

    • Timotheus permalink
      April 17, 2017 5:51 pm

      Also, on Tarno’s website where his article is posted, Bobby Kuntz has showed up with a cryptic remark that seems to be approving of Jonny’s stance, but you can never really tell what the hell Kuntzy is talking about.

    • John C. Wright permalink
      April 18, 2017 4:12 am

      Thanks for the shout-out. I am increasingly less there because I feel the signal-to-noise ratio has been dwindling, even on pure gaming threads. I see something interesting, I read and post.

      Some good grog lore can be gleaned from Black Vulmea (who has a blog called Really Bad Eggs, mostly about his Flashing Blades campaign) and jeff37

    • Sykirobme permalink
      April 18, 2017 6:53 am

      The hilarious thing is that, not too many years ago, John Tarnowski was an ultra liberal fanboy. He lectured me on my skepticism over Obama’s sudden rise, telling me, “he’s gonna be a charismatic figure for real positive change like Trudeau” or something.

      But what the hell, fucker doesn’t even live in this country anymore, what the fuck does he know about the situation on the ground?

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 18, 2017 1:17 pm

        Did Pundejo ever live in the States? Wasn’t he a Canadian who left because he couldn’t cope in that cutthroat Canuck culture and needed a smaller pond in which to ensconce himself?

      • Sykirobme permalink
        April 18, 2017 6:13 pm

        I’m a little unclear on the murky past of our favorite Montevidiot. I was under the impression that it was US -> Canada -> Uruguay, but I never was too interested to verify.

        Let’s not forget he thought Anders Breivik gave those kids in Norway what they deserved, too.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 18, 2017 1:32 pm

      Pundejo is pretty much like any domestic abuse perp… ‘bitch deserved it’. I can’t imagine too many casual gamers are going to stick around the ‘Shite now that it’s become a haven for neo-Nazi woman-beater apologists. Even his ‘Arrows of Indra’ publisher is crying foul.

      The bizarre thing is that this is an unforced error- Turdkowski doesn’t have to link to this shit.

    • Let me tell you about my character permalink
      April 18, 2017 10:13 pm

      Maybe he’s angling to add to his consulting credits if they Kickstart a timely new edition of RaHoWa.

    • Spank Foreskin permalink
      April 24, 2017 8:16 pm

      RPGpundit’s at it too. Little Canadian bitch whining about how fucking grand his orange yankee fuckmuppet hero is, and ‘freespeech’ and blah, blah balh. I can’t fucking stand Canadian altrighters, such a pack of fuckwits.

  11. Kent permalink
    April 17, 2017 8:28 pm

    This is the right way to shit on antifa LARPers and more generally the idiot Left.

  12. Kent permalink
    April 17, 2017 8:32 pm

    This is the right way to shit on antifa LARPers and more generally the idiot Left..

    • April 18, 2017 6:43 am

      Remember when you had interesting things to say? I don’t but others might. Ha!

      • Kent permalink
        April 18, 2017 7:17 am

        I remember saying you were are a terrible player.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 18, 2017 12:51 pm

        Too right. ‘Youtube scholar’ Durr Hurr is even more pathetic than ‘I skimmed Harold Bloom so now I’m an expert on Western literature’ Durr Hurr.

      • Kent permalink
        April 18, 2017 1:17 pm

        It’s Little Stalker Man again.

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 18, 2017 4:29 pm

        I miss Columbo Durr Hur.

  13. Kent permalink
    April 17, 2017 8:33 pm

    This is the right way to shit on antifa LARPers and more generally the idiot Left…

    • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
      April 18, 2017 10:36 am

      Gays are the most fun to roof-fling. They have an especially satisfying, high pitched shriek of pure terror. Plus they often flap their hands pixie style, close to the body, as if they might actually be able to float away. It’s hilarious!

      Um, and by hilarious I mean, it’s wrong to toss them off roofs.

  14. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    April 18, 2017 1:37 pm

    Made the mistake of clicking on the actual roleplaying subforum of the ‘Shite and found this thread, in which Old Geezer acts like a total fucknuckle:

    http://www.therpgsite.com/showthread.php?35867-Troll-Regeneration-Thread

    He doesn’t know if the original poster is a kid who’s never heard of Poul Anderson. Christ, what an asshole.

  15. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 18, 2017 5:47 pm

    http://jasoomiandreams.blogspot.com/

    The OSR’s worst blog is back! After taking nearly two years off after he claimed to be a neurologist and psychiatrist (years prior he was merely a high school math teacher) and having Alexis essentially call him a retard. Well, in the last couple months he’s back at work producing painfully boring posts to deaf ears.

    I vote this deluded fuck to be our new Bloodymage!

    • Xartan Tsauggua permalink
      April 18, 2017 8:31 pm

      Christ! I hope he has been able to find an all male workplace so he hasn’t had to constantly impress his female coworkers with his male prowess – imagine the hit to morale when they turn him down.

  16. Kent permalink
    April 18, 2017 6:32 pm

    Having recently watched the Richard Lester Three & Four Musketeer movies from 1973-4, which really constitute a single film, I can see why women murmur in the streets as I pass by in any of the major european capitals,

    ‘See him, that handsome man yonder. Something of the musketeer in his bearing, the way he carries himself, he’s a beast. To think I married you, a limp hipster petal. We are like two women living together. Look at his magnificent boots, his cuffs flowering like lilies, that brilliant white shirt split, exposing a barrel chest down to his balls. Why can’t you walk like a man, juddering rockhard buttocks, clumping thigh high boots, that’s what tickles today’s young strumpets.’

    So this two part movie is based on episodes from my life which Alexander pampered up for publication, including scenes where I fuck Raquel Welch & Faye Dunaway in the ass, I mean in their two asses. I will leave he viewer to establish which liaison was consensual.

    • Timotheus permalink
      April 18, 2017 9:01 pm

      The liaison with the gaffer.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        April 23, 2017 8:23 am

        Borderie’s 1961 version (in two parts) is way better.

      • Kent permalink
        April 24, 2017 1:32 pm

        ==Borderie

        Hadn’t heard of it but will take a look if I can find it.

      • Kent permalink
        April 24, 2017 2:44 pm

        I can’t find it. But I will watch the 1948 version, although 1940s can be a bit hokey-sweet unlike the 1930s.

        Why don’t you like the 1970s version?

  17. American Genius permalink
    April 18, 2017 8:58 pm

    US popular culture at its peak, Cars, Fighting and Conspiracy Theories. Brown skin scum-morons.

    Three dudes shooting the shit, so fucking stupid they could only be american, like puppets made from mud with faeces for brains.

    These people exist. These people think they are the shit.

    • Timotheus permalink
      April 18, 2017 9:08 pm

      Two and a half hours of Blowgan, Guano, and Scab? Kent, surely you don’t have time for this bs when your hovel is constantly slipping into the peat bog. Don’t you need to grow your own potatoes and turnips?!

      Or are you truly one of those Irish dilletantes with their moms bringing toast and cabbage into the basement?

  18. Kent permalink
    April 19, 2017 3:25 pm

    Here is a information heavy video explaining why muslims are thought of as morons and scum and why we need to keep them out of the west, and send those already here back to the countries of their ancestors.

  19. Kent permalink
    April 19, 2017 5:56 pm

    This series is pretty good. He roles up a fighter character using each D&D edition and yaks on about the rules as he goes. It surprises me how few youTube videos there are about AD&D.

    • Kent permalink
      April 19, 2017 6:52 pm

      Here is another video by this guy. Fairly interesting again.

      Would anyone from all of the blogs and forums, including Butcher’s ‘Edgelords’ be more interesting than that. No, they wouldn’t. The population is too small.

    • Kent permalink
      April 19, 2017 7:09 pm

      OK, I listened to one more video and I am already sick of this guy and his faggy voice, but that is a natural american voice I think.

    • Timotheus permalink
      April 19, 2017 7:11 pm

      That is how men speak in the USA.

    • Kent permalink
      April 19, 2017 7:35 pm

      There is something about the way americans speak that exposes their brains to me. I imagine I am George Smiley any time I encounter americans and think his degree of condescension is appropriate. See me adjust my heavy glasses and stare at you, waiting for you not to behave like a yank, a bearded fag and a perfect perisher.

      See me haw on my spectacles, and wiping appraise american girls. Disgusting superficial vain selfish sluts.

      Smiley: You are a disgusting vain slut.
      Yank girl: Don’t you like looking at young girl’s vaginas and ass cracks.
      Smiley: Not while browsing for first editions.
      Pink Socks: O George! Get me out of here! I hate these western whores with their shitty ankle tats. Put me on a mediaeval maid, modest and pure.

  20. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    April 19, 2017 6:21 pm

    The backlash spreads…

    http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=76910

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 19, 2017 7:07 pm

      Gus L sez “Now a cite to ‘Your Dungeon is Suck’? I suppose next you’ll want to accuse me of some novel variety of sodomy, whinge about ‘SJWs’ prior to a White Supremacist diatribe against Muslims or some kind of MRA pablum?”

      It’s good to know we are still relevant with the Edgelord set!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        April 19, 2017 7:14 pm

        This image has power. It has checked all the privileges and taken back the night like an x card at a pro-diversity yet still all-white gaming convention. Zak is now impotent and can’t fight back or the meme born from the truth becomes the truth and the unblown masses who are the wallet things of the Edgelords finally open their eyes.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 19, 2017 7:30 pm

        In hoc signo ridebis.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 20, 2017 1:30 pm

        “Then when called on it uses a gamer-gate tagline and cites to YDIS (which is a pretty vile den of misogyny and race hate these days) for his preferred terms.”

        THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. YDIS has always been a vile den of mysoginy, race hate, rape endorsement and pedophilia damnit.

    • Timotheus permalink
      April 19, 2017 7:50 pm

      That GusL faggot says we are racist and mysogynist? He must mave the reading and reasoning skills of Jon Tarnowski. Probably thinks he’s a tenth level rune mage, too.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
        April 19, 2017 8:48 pm

        Someone has the nerve to call out the oh ess arrrrrr reviewers for being a bunch of glad handing circle jerkers? I’m glad I got to read Derp Cocking Ovulation for free because, as I’ve said before, it was fucking awful and not nearly as clever as the hiplard reviewers would have you think. Fucking ungameable garbage that is a hemorrhoid for the dungeon master unlucky enough to be attempting to run it.

  21. Kent permalink
    April 19, 2017 7:49 pm

    People always ask me what am I watching, what am I reading, what am I thinking, what are my musings, why are western women such trivial whores and easy liars and how did I get my buttocks so hard?

    Tonight I am watching Bergman’s Autumn Sonata. I do not recommend this film to americans no more than I would offer sun cream to a monkey.

    • Kent permalink
      April 19, 2017 8:29 pm

      I pause the film after 30 mins to listen to my Cherkassky Chopin Preludes op.28 ii.

      Aah. Aaaah, sweet.

      Try to imagine how superior I am to everyone in the genuine original OSR and the new marketplace OSR.

      Aah. Aaaah, sweet.

  22. Kent permalink
    April 20, 2017 10:07 am

    This interview is really good. The guy being interviewed is a genuinely interesting old school DM. The 16 page rpg Albion which they talk about as a three year most memorable campaign came free with Ares magazine 1981 and is up on archive.org.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      April 20, 2017 1:20 pm

      Fuck it Im back. I took a break, got a girlfriend, saved up some money, had a vacation, and now that I did all of those things I might as well be back.

      Scribbly underworld adventures for girls
      mega(dot)nz (dash) #!EIcTEZIK!Z1CZUOfXwQ-ZKtaRqm34A9l2uQvqvG24WCnKW8o1bWU

      Who in the name of garl glittergold would put down 66 shiny rumpkins for this thing?

      Also fuck I think I might be the enemy on this one. I did indeed give DCO a 9 out of 10. Shit.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 20, 2017 3:32 pm

        I smoked my first cigarette in 2 months, I had a job interview and I am listening to Insane Clown Posse.

        OKAY OKAY OKAY I’ll talk it was Bryce he made me give it a good review. It went something like this:

        Setting: Night. Scenic mountain cliff of volanic rock. Sky empty of stars. Air is filled with the slow, drawn-out screams of vast behemoth indistinctly suffering in the background.

        Bryce: Tears of Patrick, Mucus of Zak, Smoke of Pundit. By the power of this defiled copy of EoPT Prince I Invoke thee!

        Prince; Who dares disturb me from my ordained tasks?

        B: It is I, Bryce of the ten feet. Obey me or face banishment to a place more embarassing then even the Netherlands!

        P: Pox and Hellfire! What boon doth ye require of me?

        B: Look hither! See ye that wretch yonder on the horizon?

        P: What of him?

        B: That is the StewPatrick! A wretched creature subsisting solely on the half-hearted approval of Zak Sabbath. And it has written a module…

        P: It is good that such cretins are given something to occupy their time. How often does it mention Zak?

        B: Not once.

        P: A curious abberation. I must insist you illuminate me as to your motivations for bringing to my attention the works of this disgusting degenerate, however briefly diverting. In addition I must inquire as to the reason you are nervously rubbing your palms.

        B: I am in a shitpickle O Prince. I gave DCO a glowing review whilst belatedly realising it is not in actuality a module, but rather an unusually ineffective and grotesque form of personal therapy. My reputation as King of the OSR reviews hangs in the balance.

        P: I fail to see how any of this is relevant to my interests.

        B: If altruism will not motivate thee then perhaps a carrot will suffice where the stick of public decency has failed. Do you still like goverment heroin?

        P: Like the muslim migrant likes welfare and the unspoilt, innocent virginal bodies of christian women.

        B: Just so. I offer you three hypodermic needles if you vow to give it 9 out of 10!

        P: …Fuck

        True story.

      • April 20, 2017 3:49 pm

        We know the streets of Amsterdam are paved with government heroin, so you can tell us the real story. He threatened to banish you to Belgium, didn’t he? There’s no shame in that.

        This file you show us. It is extremely lengthy.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 20, 2017 6:34 pm

        Fucking magnets!

      • Timotheus permalink
        April 20, 2017 8:16 pm

        You had me at carrots.

        And maybe palms.

      • Kent permalink
        April 20, 2017 8:51 pm

        PoN, Im leaving you to hold the fort for a while now you are back.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        April 23, 2017 8:30 am

        Are “the drawn-out screams of a vast behemoth” induced by the ass ramming of a certain Irish drunkard?

  23. Kent permalink
    April 21, 2017 4:26 pm

    I hadn’t heard of The Last Valley 1971 (Michael Caine) before watching the interview above. It is a great AD&D movie with no trace of the heroism of say The Magnificent Seven. In fact the band of religious war defectors look almost exactly like the characters on the cover of the original AD&D PHB. This is a perfect AD&D 1st-3rd level scenario. I can imagine throwing a single monster into the mix to fuck things up a bit.

    • Kent permalink
      April 21, 2017 4:48 pm

      Im kinda stunned I hadn’t seen The Last Valley before. Im really impressed by the look and the dialogue, not too fussy or pretentious given the context. Am looking forward to a bluray release because the valley itself is beautiful.

      Omar Sharif—lvl 0 MU (student)—int 15—wis 16—cha 15
      Michael Caine—lvl 3 fighter—int 14—cha 17

    • Kent permalink
      April 21, 2017 4:55 pm

      The scene between Caine and Sharif at 1hr 0min is great cinema.

    • Kent permalink
      April 21, 2017 5:32 pm

      I am a film snob. I want to know who hid this awesome film from me for so long so that I can bash your brains right the fuck in.

      Also, lesson learned, there have been so many brilliant films made you should never give up looking for them. You have to find the fuckers. Ignore netflix that piece of shit. IMO the best decades for film are the 1930s and the 1970s, I don’t know why.

    • Kent permalink
      April 21, 2017 5:34 pm

      Anyway, this is the guy you should thank for the recommendation not me, Jim Murphy

    • Kent permalink
      April 21, 2017 6:00 pm

      OK I know I drink lots of whiskey, lots more than you ever will, but still some good might come of an AD&D movie mix,

      in no order:

      The Last Valley — 1971
      Excalibur — 1981
      Robin Hood — 1938
      Bakshi LotR — 1978
      2001 — 1968
      Blade Runner — 1982
      Withnail & I — 1987

      • April 21, 2017 8:54 pm

        They should do a women remake of Withnail & I, like they did with Ghostbusters. Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer together would be wonderful, they are really funny gals, Kent told me so.

      • Kent permalink
        April 22, 2017 9:12 am

        Heh.

        Scrubbers!

    • Kent permalink
      April 21, 2017 6:26 pm

      Ladyhawke — 1985
      The last Boy Scout — 1991

    • Kent permalink
      April 21, 2017 6:39 pm

      Goddam, you know when you are blinking hard to keep away the drunk, anyway, if you want to know about religion and magic in this period 1500-1700 then the best book is Keith Thomas’s Religion and the Decline of Magic, best edition the FS edition,

      but no-one in the OSR deserves my recommendations.

      • May 1, 2017 1:22 am

        Grudgingly endorsed.

        Have you read Shinners’ miscellanea ‘Medieval Popular Religion’?

  24. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    April 22, 2017 8:19 am

    Kunt sez “People always ask me what am I watching, what am I reading, what am I thinking, what are my musings, why are western women such trivial whores and easy liars and how did I get my buttocks so hard?”

    I’m pretty sure the only thing you have ever been asked is “Have you killed yourself yet?”

  25. Kent permalink
    April 22, 2017 9:02 pm

    Let’s get these muslim shitheads out of the west

    • Frog Gode permalink
      April 23, 2017 7:44 am

      Just got back from the polling station. Those abroad who think that le Pen stands a chance in a two-rounds election don’t realize how hard ALL the media here (which happen to ALL be owned by left-leaning billionnaires) have been touting that Rotschild baby, closeted fag puppet of theirs (Macron). Also, every French under 40 has been brainwashed by leftist teachers to a degree that your ‘merican liberals can only dream of.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 23, 2017 8:09 am

        Kent only thinks she can win because he believes her name translates as “salty wet cock”, something he craves.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        April 23, 2017 8:59 am

        “Le Pen” is actually old Breton for “the Cape”. Not the one you wear at a oWoD fagfest, but the long stretch of hard rock that proudly splits the… OK, I see it now.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 23, 2017 10:48 am

        One can always hope the looming shadow of widespread public unrest and a nationalist uprising will somehow slant the well-meaning if ultimately suicidal Left-wing Eurocrat-sockpuppets into a saner stance, but it is more likely they will just double down twice as hard and seek to end it in that most time-honoured of European fashions, by criminalising its expression.

        And by that I mean Kent is gay.

      • Kent permalink
        April 23, 2017 3:04 pm

        Frog Gode== “has been brainwashed by leftist teachers”

        This is a counter argument to the much circulated ‘fact’ that germans are lefty muslim loving cucks because of war guilt. It is the same simple brainwashing of the idiot masses by a feminised virtue-signaling media.

        The west is paying a big price for treating women with respect.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 23, 2017 4:10 pm

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 23, 2017 5:05 pm

        It was not part of their blood,
        It came to them very late,
        With long arrears to make good,
        When the Saxon began to hate.

        They were not easily moved,
        They were icy — willing to wait
        Till every count should be proved,
        Ere the Saxon began to hate.

        Their voices were even and low.
        Their eyes were level and straight.
        There was neither sign nor show
        When the Saxon began to hate.

        It was not preached to the crowd.
        It was not taught by the state.
        No man spoke it aloud
        When the Saxon began to hate.

        It was not suddently bred.
        It will not swiftly abate.
        Through the chilled years ahead,
        When Time shall count from the date
        That the Saxon began to hate.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        April 24, 2017 4:28 am

        So unless we have a last-minute nationalist uprising, Banque Rothschild will now dispense with its socialist and/or republican sock-puppets and administrate France directly. At least this will make things clearer for everybody.

        Speaking of sock-puppets I just now realize that Kabuki Kaiser is the imaginary Kentucky alias of fellow Frogman Patrice Crespy, one of the translators of 4E in our paraphrastic idiom. Did anyone read his Castle Gargantua or his previous dungeon generators, and are they any good?

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 24, 2017 5:35 am

        Heh, coincidence be damned. I was reading it for a review as a follow up to my haunted houses . About 1/4ths completed as we speak.

      • JustME permalink
        April 25, 2017 10:45 am

        The media were pushing hard for Clinton in the U.S. and we all saw how that turned out right?

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 26, 2017 4:57 am

        Didn’t Macron say something along the lines of “People are just going to have to live with terrorist attacks.” Yeah not like anyone can figure out who commits them or anything. Such bravery, such valor.

  26. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    April 23, 2017 6:31 am

    I see Kunt is leaving upper deckers with backspray again.

  27. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    April 23, 2017 6:43 pm

    Went to the NYC March for Science yesterday. The best chant was:

    What do we want?
    EVIDENCE-BASED SCIENCE!
    When do we want it?
    AFTER PEER REVIEW!

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 24, 2017 8:16 am

      What do we want?
      Nihilism!
      Why do we want it?
      At least it’s an ethos!

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 24, 2017 9:55 am

        Fuck it, dude, let’s go bowling.

      • Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
        April 24, 2017 11:47 am

        Nice. Beat me to it.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        April 25, 2017 1:27 am

        I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in knowin’ he’s out there. The Kent. Takin’ it up the ass for all us sinners.

  28. Kent permalink
    April 24, 2017 12:57 pm

    Meet More Muslims

    • Spank Foreskin permalink
      April 24, 2017 8:39 pm

      At least they’re not filthy Irish pigfuckers…

      Spank Foreskin presents: A radio drama staring Kent, Irish pigfucking faggot

      Scene: Kent’s shit hut in the bog

      *oinking heard in background*

      Kent: ‘Oi, I’m’ae filthy Irish pigfucker with a prolapsed arsehole that nae’ kin’ speak proper ‘avin a fine wank to Michael York in the Three Musketeers. Kinnae any Muslim faggots come ream me arse?’

      Pig: ‘Wanna fuck?’

      Kent: ‘Yes’

      Announcer: ‘Will Kent be able to gather enough peat moss to warm his hut while still draining all the pig semen from his rectum? Will he finally finally find the lusty muselman of his dreams to pound his arse? Will the pig return his calls? Tune in again same time next week to find out!’

  29. Timotheus permalink
    April 25, 2017 8:36 am

    The Attack finally launched his assault on Kabuki’s blog, with the standard tactic of quoting an old g+ thread that in no way supports his argument. Weak as fuck, That image by FOTU indeed has power.

    • JustME permalink
      April 25, 2017 10:53 am

      I don’ t even know what the hell they are arguing abut.

      Can we focus more on asslexis’s “cartoons”. He asks “Donate money if I make you laugh”…. well I laughed and yet still don’t find the urge to donate. I just might not have been laughing for the same reason.

  30. Kent permalink
    April 25, 2017 12:56 pm

    Muslim scum was let off by a judge in Sweden a few days ago, after anally raping a 14 yr old schoolgirl and filming it because the judge felt that the Muslim scum might not have understood what the girl meant by “NO.”

    LIMKhttp://madworldnews.com/muslim-refugee-rapes-judge-frees/

    Detailed article on Muslim rapes in feminised Sweden:

    “Sweden is now number two on the global list of rape countries. According to a survey from 2010, Sweden, with 53.2 rapes per 100,000 inhabitants, is surpassed only by tiny Lesotho in Southern Africa. Denmark only had 7.3 rapes per 100,000 ”

    “A 1996 report by the Swedish National Council for Crime Prevention reached the conclusion that immigrants from North Africa (Algeria, Libya, Morocco and Tunisia) were 23 times as likely to commit rape as Swedish men.”

    LINKhttps://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/5195/sweden-rape

    • Kent permalink
      April 25, 2017 1:04 pm

      So what does the Swedish government do?

      It instructs the police not to record the race of the rapist anymore.

  31. Kent permalink
    April 25, 2017 5:46 pm

    LINKhttp://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39713267

    ==
    A French mayor has been fined 2,000 euros for “inciting hatred”, after declaring that there were too many Muslim children in his local schools.

    Robert Menard, mayor of the southern town of Beziers tweeted that he was witnessing the “great replacement”. The divisive term is used to describe the alleged eviction of France’s white Christian population by migrants.

    On 5 September Menard said on LCI television: “In a class in the city centre of my town, 91% of the children are Muslims. Obviously, this is a problem. There are limits to tolerance.”

    • April 27, 2017 10:58 am

      Robert Ménard co-founded Reporters Without Borders in ’85. He provided financial help and exposure to arbitrarily detained journalists around the world, and was a media darling in the 90s. Then he decided to use his freedom of speech in his native southern France to denounce islamization, and discovered how quickly you get excommunicated when you touch certain inconvenient truths…. The Front National snatched him and he is now one of their few mayors.

  32. Kent permalink
    April 25, 2017 6:05 pm

    This is really good.

  33. Kent permalink
    April 25, 2017 7:00 pm

  34. Frog Gode permalink
    April 26, 2017 4:23 am

    Some of you may already have noticed that in some corners of the interwebs, the quest for knowledge we are all pursuing here has taken a backseat to pure, entitled, aggressive and vocal ignorance. You will be shocked to learn that this phenomenon is not confined to the OSR (and also, that Kent is gay). If you want to understand how bad it really is and why we came to this I highly recommend The Death Of Expertise by Thomas Nichols. For Canadian burger-flippers, the pdf is on libgen .

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 26, 2017 5:47 pm

      It’s funny watching a guy who can’t even defend his thesis try to defend the West.

  35. Kent permalink
    April 26, 2017 6:38 am

    It is not surprising that France is the western country worst afflicted with muslims, ‘islam’ – ‘surrender’, and the French are the world renowned Surrender Monkeys.

    Ha ha.

    • Frog Gode permalink
      April 26, 2017 8:30 am

      I did surrender to several Irish girls during a memorable week long, long ago. They seemed inordinately pleased with what I thought was a pretty standard performance from my part. Needless to say, the reason for their tears of joy became obvious when I later met what can be described only with the cruelest irony as Irish “men” .

      • Kent permalink
        April 26, 2017 12:00 pm

        Yeah, strapons don’t go down well over here. Old fashioned and all that.

  36. Kent permalink
    April 26, 2017 2:29 pm

    Zak’s art looks like blown up photos coloured in garishly. Shouldn’t an artist have a style or a sense of individuality?

    http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.ie/2017/04/adventure-building-and-ecology-of-murder.html

    Also,

    This Kaki Kaiser of the OP is a typical OSR vendor (presumably of muck) who curates his comments like a spinster. I fail to see why ydis singled him out.

    • April 26, 2017 7:15 pm

      Because he speaks with his own voice, rather than link to spinstery vids from the endlessly aggrieved. I’d kill for a Columbo review.

      • Kent permalink
        April 26, 2017 7:56 pm

        It is hardly in the feudal spirit for a gentleman to speak with his own voice when spooning out the red pill to feral actors of the goblin pantomime.

        The Kaki Kaiser’s own voice is fearful, ingratiating, tremulous – in sum the voice of an aunt.

  37. Kent permalink
    April 26, 2017 6:36 pm

    This is really cool. The polygonal core structure behind footballs. Also see how d12 is closely related to d20.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      April 26, 2017 8:44 pm

      That’s weird, this guy didn’t make a single derogatory comment about the standardized test scores of Negroes from faraway lands… this must be what a mathematician who isn’t an abject failure is like.

  38. Kent permalink
    April 27, 2017 2:33 am

    ydis’s facourite cuck, the Kuck Kaiser has now thanked Zak for his “sensible, intelligent comments”

    https://yourdungeonissuck.wordpress.com/2017/04/12/kabuki-kaiser-just-nuked-it-from-orbit/#comment-34574

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      April 27, 2017 4:06 am

      Not so. He very pointedly thanked people that made sensible, intelligent comments for making those comments. Nowhere in his responses to Zak is it apparent that he genuflects to Zakinastan, the Zakkoman Empire, the Zakkishah if you will.

    • Kent permalink
      April 27, 2017 8:15 am

      No. He decided what comments got posted.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 28, 2017 4:38 pm

      Reading comprehension is not Kunt’s friend.
      Sigh 😦

  39. Frog Gode permalink
    April 27, 2017 7:14 am

    Zak & Rag are about to collect a few eurocredits more : LotFagP just got a deluxe boxed French edition, along what is touted as the “crème de la crème” of its scenarios : Red and Pleasant Land, Death frost Doom, Qelong, Maze of the Blue Medusa, Vornheim, No Salvation for Witches, Scenic Dunnsmouth, Blood In The Chocolate. I’ve only read Dunnsmouth, which was nice. Prince, where are the missing reviews?

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      April 27, 2017 6:22 pm

      Coming goddammit. Kingsday and non-elfshit is getting in the way of my domination of the OSR review scene.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        April 27, 2017 6:37 pm

        Don’t make me bust out those Vader Abraham videos!

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 28, 2017 4:39 pm

      It’s about time you Frogs paid your fair share to NATO and Faggi.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        April 30, 2017 9:45 am

        I think we’ve done enough for Scandi Tolkien-lovers by hosting Varg Vikernes since 2009.

  40. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    May 3, 2017 6:12 pm

    And now for something completely different: Alexass’s web comics.I just went through them all at his Patreon (this buffoon is actually asking for money for this shit? DEM IS SOME BIG BALLS, BRO!)

    Some thoughts for our favorite hex counting pre-op tranny who fancies himself the next KotDT but can’t even hit the low bar of a Cathy cartoon:

    1. Not Funny ≠ Dry Humor
    2. Originality Point awarded for the “top down” VTT token-style
    3. Leave comics that make absolutely no fucking sense to the pseudointellectual experts at the New Yorker

  41. Kent permalink
    May 3, 2017 7:59 pm

    The OSR is like a village from the middle ages that was shunned when the village idiots fleeing from there begged to be educated at nearby monastery. The children of OSR village fling hot faeces at their parents’ faces and this infant excrement is diligently scraped into analysis buckets which are presented to the (now) two resident witches, corpulent malicious hags who, intoxicated on having their nostrils smeared with filth from a baby’s arse, fall upon their crookbacks and wail and screech interminable drivel, hours and days and months of unintelligible cacatory cant.

    The (now) two TWO shit sniffing witches:
    LINK:http://tenfootpole.org/ironspike
    LINK:/https://princeofnothingblogs.wordpress.com/

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      May 3, 2017 10:01 pm

      You poor thing, you still haven’t gotten over their rejection.

  42. Kent permalink
    May 3, 2017 9:27 pm

    On another note, this Steve Hoffman mastering is wonderful. The DR is only 9 but the sound is better than on any DR 12 vinyl rip I have been able to get hold of. The same goes for SH’s Ride the Lightning.

    Listening gear – Sennheiser HD600 with O2 headphone amp.

    The best people have the best listening experiences, Matthew 2:4

    https://www.amazon.com/Master-Puppets-Metallica/dp/B00000JCRH/ref=sr_1_2_twi_aud_2?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1493870124&sr=1-2&keywords=metallica+dcc

  43. Kent permalink
    May 3, 2017 9:38 pm

    Finally, Froissart, boy o boy what a beauty, soooo interesting and particularly comfortable to read in the LEC edition.

    Go you sexy bitch, the Countess of Montfort, look me up anytime, send me your panties.

    https://www.google.ie/search?q=limited+editions+club+froissart+chronicles&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi0tuXKtNXTAhVlLsAKHQ1uDzIQ_AUIBigB&biw=1288&bih=744

    • Countess of Montfort permalink
      May 3, 2017 10:01 pm

      You are kinda cute, Kent. Where should I send my panties? (whatever they are). Don’t forget to lay down your life for me because I am a woman with a great ass. (you won’t touch)

  44. Kent permalink
    May 3, 2017 9:50 pm

    • Countess of Montfort permalink
      May 3, 2017 10:03 pm

      I would fuck her.

  45. Countess of Montfort permalink
    May 3, 2017 10:07 pm

    I will say this for YDIS, since he married his sister he has become a real gentleman.

  46. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    May 4, 2017 4:04 pm

    Kent’s been here again.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      May 4, 2017 10:02 pm

      You, sir, truly have the soul of a poet.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 6, 2017 8:24 am

      I like the symbolism of shitting all over your host’s house, but that house is still a shithole. Very deep and nuanced.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        May 9, 2017 1:38 am

        There are so many layers to it.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      May 6, 2017 2:45 pm

      Thanks guys!

  47. Frog Gode permalink
    May 12, 2017 1:57 am

    Holy cannibalistic shit ! Oakie explains why Cormac McCarthy is a shitty writer and how easy it is to write just like him. He is serious. I’ll let that sink in.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      May 12, 2017 6:59 pm

      I think Spauldie’s more of a ‘Hop on Pop’ guy.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        May 13, 2017 4:27 pm

        Actually, given Oakes’ fundamentalist streak, he’s probably more of a ‘Hope on Pope’ guy, though he probably doesn’t like Papa Franchibello much.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 14, 2017 10:34 am

      Every time Oakes Spaulding comes up in my news feed, I give another donation to Planned Parenthood.

  48. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    May 14, 2017 11:08 am

    Today France be like…

  49. Kent permalink
    May 15, 2017 4:06 pm

    You fucking morons and scum I have just made a blog post.

    http://somekingskentsaione.blogspot.ie/2017/05/one-agonmayar-europe-bent-broken-and.html

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      May 16, 2017 3:08 pm

      Kent comes back and leaves a quick shit stain skiddie!

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        May 16, 2017 8:50 pm

        Backspray Barry shits again!

  50. Kent permalink
    May 15, 2017 8:58 pm

    From 4 mins this video gives an insight into the importance of surprise and initiative for assassins in AD&D. Also I would say an argument for Fighter experience rather than dexterity vs surprise.

  51. Frog Gode permalink
    May 18, 2017 3:35 am

    And Pundejo is out of a job again. Shouldn’t we all just chip in and have him whore-post here every week for 5 Uru-cents a word ?

    • Sykirobme permalink
      May 18, 2017 6:42 am

      He’s hidden his personal forum from outsiders, too.

      Did he drag down another site’s traffic? I can’t imagine why a Canadian ex-pat living in Uruguay and commenting on American politics wouldn’t be popular…

    • Frog Gode permalink
      May 18, 2017 10:09 am

      Anyway morale seems a little low in Montevideo. Maybe Tarnov realized that his upcoming “real” medieval rpg will never compete withChivalry and Sodomy 2nd ed. (which is an actual 120-pages physical product that you can buy at your FLGS over here).

    • Timotheus permalink
      May 18, 2017 11:13 am

      Well it seems Pundejo may be trying to obscure his laughter at slaughtered children and praise for nazis who punch women. You must join his dying forum to view those cunning insights.

      And it’s hilarious that he is begging for a job on his blog. Why doesn’t he just cast that witches’ money jar spell that was advertised in the comics decades ago? It’s only a first level spell.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        May 18, 2017 7:01 pm

        I don’t know if Pundejo is ready to have the real power.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      May 18, 2017 6:57 pm

      I hear Stormfront is hiring, but his mix of crypto-Semitic and Hispanic bloodlines might not be sufficiently Aryan for them.

  52. Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
    May 19, 2017 1:03 pm

    Zpastic is single, Pundejo is unemployed, Kent’s ass is open for business, it’s truly a golden age for the OSR. Ladies, gentlemen, non-binary genders, snap (employ) up these winners quickly as they won’t be on the market long.
    I’m guessing Zpastic will continue to use Mandy as the skeleton in his closet for years to come as the loss of her love has caused the semen to back up in his brain so he can’t possibly be expected to think straight.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      May 19, 2017 6:28 pm

      To truly make this an Age of Wonders, Jimmy the Scam should come out of retirement to kickstart another shitstorm.

    • Frog Gode permalink
      May 20, 2017 12:20 am

      You too can have a taste of the Zak Experience AND help a sister move on with her life : Mandy will send a naughty short clip to anyone who sends her something off her Amazon wishlist for the new apartment.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        May 20, 2017 6:36 am

        I’ll buy her the whole list if she paints ZAK IS A SERIAL HARASSER on her tits and posts it.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        May 20, 2017 9:34 am

        I’ll wait until she downgrades to a Wal-Mart wishlist. She’s defective goods with that disease and all now. She’s skanky meth whore level pussy now.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        May 20, 2017 6:15 pm

        I’ll buy her a Rollie Eggmaster if she names her left tit Shannon and her right tit Applecline, and flops them up and down on a keyboard.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
        May 21, 2017 5:43 am

        Can’t use meth whore anymore. They identify as Methican American now and their despicable drug abuse is to be supported, literally, and understood. When they steal from you to buy a sweet line of crank so they can stay up all night picking scabs you shouldn’t be mad. Be supportive that your helping a new burgeoning race achieve their manifest destiny.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        May 21, 2017 8:19 pm

        Maybe Mandy Whorbid could just dead name each and every tranny Zak has harassed on her scabby boobies intstead?

  53. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    May 21, 2017 2:01 pm

    So has anyone played Zak S’s vampire ass eating game yet?

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      May 21, 2017 4:57 pm

      I think Kent has… oh, you mean that smartphone app, don’t you?

  54. Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
    May 21, 2017 5:06 pm

    One of the Dragonsfooters reviewed StuPat’s latest offering…

    http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=77076

    It starts off as a glowing review:

    Reading it for the first time moved me deeply! It was something akin to a religious experience! I will never look at the Underdark the same way again!

    Then, something happens, doubts seem to sink in:

    After reading the rules I went back and read the sections on Cultures in the Veins and monsters. The tone on Cultures and monsters was highly variable. Some of the Monsters I like a lot and would want to use whole cultures of them. Others, were described too poetically for me to use.

    I am not a fan of Scrap Princess. But her art on Deep Carbon Observatory is starting to grow on me . . . it sets a certain mood.

    After I had had time to digest the book, I realized that there is a lot missing in the content. Several peoples are covered in the Cultures section. But there are no descriptions about what individual members of that race are like. Using this book will take a lot of extra work on my part. There is a table of 100 random encounters. But, to use the table, I will have to flesh out most of them. There is no equipment list telling how much do things cost.

    And now, for the conclusion:

    In closing . . . I highly recommend this book as a reference. But not as book at the table.
    There you have it, a game book that is not useful at the table. Just fucking great… Meanwhile, the guy’s Gamer Stockholm Syndrome is so pronounced that he still thinks it’s a ‘religious experience’. Well, so is getting stoned for blasphemy in Saudi Arabia.

  55. Zak S permalink
    May 21, 2017 8:21 pm

    Attack!

  56. Timotheus permalink
    May 22, 2017 8:25 am

    So Mandy and Zak broke up? How did I miss this monumental event? Is it on G+ or something?

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
      May 22, 2017 8:42 am

      I just caught it upstream here. I’d imagine Zpastic is not taking it too well. He’s a forty-something hipster with a failed career at porn, art, and arguably game design. He a narcissist of the worst order with an amphetamine addiction that feeds his addiction for arguing endlessly on the internets. He might fool some other female into taking his toxic semen up her hoo hoo but as much as his ego bloats like Baron Harkinnen’s belly, Zpastic is no catch.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      May 22, 2017 11:55 am

      Now that she’s back in Canada, Mandy should hook up with Wundergeek. How about that for a plot twist!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        May 22, 2017 3:11 pm

        Free healthcare and​ Amazon.wishlists to get by up in the Heat White North? I guess being a porn “star” cum rag in the porn industry doesn’t pay too well as Zak would have his unblown cult of followers believe.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        May 23, 2017 5:41 am

        I have only the vaguest notion of how big Canada really is, but I really hope she’ll cross Alexi’s path eventually and that something magical will happen.

      • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
        May 23, 2017 7:25 am

        Even better, Lexi and a newly pro-bastardy JMal could spit-roast her.

      • Frog Gode permalink
        May 23, 2017 12:49 pm

        As Kent will assure you, you can’t speak Tsolyáni correcly without a dick in your mouth.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        May 23, 2017 6:46 pm

        Who knew Pete’s Garage is actually Mandy’s stretched out and wrecked scab covered pussy?

  57. Timotheus permalink
    May 22, 2017 9:14 pm

    Heh. Kuntz’s book is not doing too well, and he throws a hissy fit at everybody who doesn’t sing his unvarnished praises. The cherry is his repeated cries of “Science!”

    http://ruinsofmurkhill.proboards.com/thread/1161/dave-arnesons-true-genius-april

    This is the Perilous Creamer’s forum, and he is a bit less of a dick than he is posting on DF.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 23, 2017 6:41 pm

      THE SACRED TEXTS! THE SACRED TEXTS! THE HOLY OF HOLIES!

      Glad to hear Cuntz’s shitty book is not doing well.

      I still think Perilous Dreamer has a young boy tied up in a van though.

  58. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    May 23, 2017 6:44 pm

    Kent, can you give us a review of this new blOwSR product?

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      May 23, 2017 6:56 pm

      Kent has copy number one signed in pre-cum!

  59. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    May 23, 2017 6:54 pm

    New deets on the Zak and Mandy split: rumor has it that she dumped his ass when he tried to pass posing as Sandy Peterson on Reddit for over a year off on her using his computer!

    • Timotheus permalink
      May 24, 2017 6:06 am

      Dude, this might be the cause, only it was Shannon Appelcline he impersonated. Here is his butt muncher Patrick with his incomplete account of the Zak wars, he discusses it with screen caps in this post from a few months ago. Scroll down to Feb. of this year, when he was unmasked. He indeed implies, directly to Patty, that it was somebody using his computer, but not him:

      http://falsemachine.blogspot.com/2017/02/a-timeline-of-zak-wars.html

      I think we might have mentioned this here at the time, that he threw his disabled girlfriend under the bus yet again. Maybe she finally grasped this, after nearly a decade of being his shield, and gave him the finger.

      Or was he also impersonating Peterson and blamed her as well? I couldn’t find a reference to that.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
        May 24, 2017 7:31 am

        Zpastic is an hero. I guess Patty will be his new shield maiden?

      • hehaw permalink
        May 24, 2017 10:07 am

        Don’t think Mandy gives two farts about RPG’s. She played only because of Zak’s interest in it.She’s not even communication with Zak’s other whores so that tells you something went down between all of them.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        May 24, 2017 4:55 pm

        Yeah Shannon Appelcline , sorry.

    • May 24, 2017 11:15 am

      The notion of Mandy getting sent back to Canada for impersonating Sandy Petersen online should win a lifetime achievement award. Bent!

  60. Let me tell you about my character permalink
    May 23, 2017 11:36 pm

    In other late-breaking news, the Gygax Memorial Fund website is celebrating Gary’s birthday today.

  61. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 24, 2017 10:50 am

    As big a piece of shit Zak is, you have to give him props for sticking with a disabled gal so long. Sure, I’m guessing he got to fuck the odd skank now and again (prob with Mandy in the room), and maybe even got gov’ment assistance for being a caregiver. He was the one with a rich pops who no doubt helped him out (LA aint cheap to live in), and it’s due to him that anybody knows who she is. It was his fanbase she was able to sell used bras and dirty undies too.

    I’ve been harsh in the past on Mandy for the evil lolz. But the truth here is I’m happy if she got out of Zap’s skeevy world, and I hope she has a normal support system in terms of family or whatnot.

    This news really deserves it’s own post. But alas we must wait 8 months by the usual time table. in the meantime, I hope there is more info to come. I’m guessing that without a porn bitch by his side, Zak will have trouble getting bigger name cumguzzlers at his game table for photo-ops.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      May 24, 2017 5:01 pm

      I’m sure she was living off of him just like she is now living off of Canada and the unblown fatbeards of the blOwSR who once bought her soiled panties and bras and pay her for personal porno teasers through her Amazon wishlist. All she had to do was take the fall for the Reddit Appelcline Impersonation Scandal and she could have milked the Zak gravy train a few more years. THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

  62. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    May 24, 2017 11:02 am

    Good lord! I just peeked at Zap’s latest post, and he’s drinking fucking Pabst. He must be in a low place.

    I’m no beer/ale snob. Sometimes a cold Bud is refreshing at times. But fucking Pabst? Damn.

    • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
      May 24, 2017 12:10 pm

      Emulating Blue Velvet is no way to go through life, son.

      • Lamentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
        May 24, 2017 12:17 pm

        Anyone think the fact that Zpastic’s blog is about to become DnD with No One But Me will cut into his patreon? The fact that people are about to put $1000 down a month for him to work on something. Fools and money but really? Are there really $1000/month fucking dopes out there? I guess it could be family paying to keep him from moving back home.

    • May 26, 2017 6:53 am

      Hey, it’s a gold medal winner!

  63. Kent permalink
    May 25, 2017 8:02 pm

    Found some new TV – Trailer Park Boys – a Canadian docu-socio-office-lite show. These are my guys. Since god is dead (despite the muslim revival) the monastic life is absurd but the trailer park is the life supreme for the true intellectual of our time.

    • Timotheus permalink
      May 26, 2017 9:26 am

      I think I saw one of these a few years ago. They tried to kidnap Alex Lifeson. It was funny as shit, if this was the same show. I was drunk and can’t recall the show’s name.

  64. Timotheus permalink
    May 26, 2017 9:23 am

    Bitch=slap fight at the ODD boards over Jeffblow’s conspiratorial and sexist Appendicks N book.

    http://odd74.proboards.com/thread/12379/appendix-literary-history-jeffro-johnson

    No surprise the Perilous Creamer is licking Oakes Spaulding’s regretful nutsack.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      May 26, 2017 7:09 pm

      My favorite part is Jeffro’s complaint about not being able to whack it to ‘Star Wars’ until Leia’s metal bikini scene.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      May 26, 2017 7:27 pm

      I just made another donation to Planned Parenthood in Oakes Spaulding’s name.

    • Bigby's Affirmative Consent Lubed Fist permalink
      May 26, 2017 11:28 pm

      Heh, from an Amazon review of Jeffro’s book:

      This book may be the most important thing to happen to science fiction, fantasy, and even horror in the past three decades.

      Never mind J.K. Rowling, or any actual fiction authors, for that matter… and I’m not even a fan of Rowling’s.

  65. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    May 27, 2017 3:34 pm

    This Larry Hamiton is a real creeper even by unblown fatbeard standards. Note to self: don’t shake his hand at a convention because he was probably just jacking off in the elevator or something.

    • Timotheus permalink
      May 27, 2017 10:33 pm

      A legit case can be made that she has traded up from The Attack.

  66. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    May 28, 2017 6:53 am

    Watching this guy slap dat PHB for ten minutes straight is mesmerizing.
    Kent, pretend that pudgy little hand is slapping your ass and calling you Mary Margaret!

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