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“Most Hated” Round 1 Results

March 22, 2014

Round 1 South:

#1 John Adams vs. #8 Jeff Rients: This one is closer than it looks. Adams of course combines shortbus stupid with insincere, and then ladles on a helping of entitlement because being tight with the Big Guy in the Sky means everything is forgiven as long as you profess good intentions. But Rients is the guy who shit the bed he jumped into with Raggi AND he’s a random table spammer. In the end though, you gotta hand it to the guy who has filled Facebook, Kickstarter, his blog and multiple forums with post office conspiracy theories and tales of unimaginable personal woe. Adams wins comfortably.

#5 Joesky vs. #4 Michael Curtis: Phoney baloney tard blogger had a stay fresh date of about 3 posts. Michael Curtis however pulled off the gutsiest scam this side of the fake sign language dude at Mandela’s funeral: to set out the tin cup while gainfully employed in multiple jobs was bold, to up the ante by threatening his most generous donors unless they forked over even more was absolutely bonkers. This one’s a blowout for Curtis.

#6 Dungeon Dozen vs. #3 Joethelawyer: Spamdom tables vs. the guy who wipes up Zak’s spooge and then wrings the sponge out into his own mouth. Hate the tables but Joethelawyer takes this one in a romp.

#7 Chronicles of Ganth vs. #2 Greyhawk Grognard: The Ganth guy is fucking annoying and retarded and maybe like 12-years-old, which is all mostly harmless. Greyhawk Grognard got jobbed, he should be a one-seed. Monster rout, Hawknard celebrates with a mead enema.

Round 1 East:

#1 Zak Smith vs. #8 Dyson Logos: This is such a mismatch Zak sends Satine in his place, Dyson is whelmed ‘neath a thundering flurry of pneumatic dildo thrusts.

#5 Elfmaids & Octopi vs. #4 Christian Walker: E & O used SHITLOADS OF STUPID FUCKING TABLES // CHRISTIAN used ENDLESS GODDAMN ZINES // E & O fainted! // CHRISTIAN wins!

#6 Nine & Thirty Kingdoms vs. #3 Kent: The coat-over-black-turtleneck look is a tough one to beat, but when the going gets tough Kent starts talking about Columbo, which is enough to slay any mortal man. Kent wins.

#7 tenfootpole vs. Tenkar: tenfootpole guy is American University and Tenkar is Michigan State, Tenkar wins.

Round 1 West:

#1 Grognardia vs. #8 Metal Earth: The spread here was Grognardia -62, Grognardia covers.

#5 Gorgonmilk vs. #4 Gothridge Manor: Fuck you Gothridge Manor and fuck your gay wife too, but Gorgonmilk slithers to a win in a minor upset.

#6 Venger Satanis vs. #3 Stef Poag: I find it hard not to like Venge – he’s stupid and he knows it and he doesn’t give a fuck. Stef got a three-seed on rep alone, his output for a year now has been wack and he’s either taking chill pills or his wife or someone slapped a restrictor plate on him. Stef pulls this one out with a buzzer beater, but his future does not look bright.

#7 Greg Christopher vs. #2 Huge Ruined Scott: Scott’s a complete fucking faggot and I don’t for a minute believe half the shit he offhandedly drops to sound cool, like that he’s an MMA fighter or that he hangs out at prisons, or that he has a tattoo of a penis on his vagina. So fuck him. Greg Christopher though, that guy fucking ENTERTAINS me. Originally it was just the terrible RPG shit and sharing links to computer game soundtracks because that’s his idea of great music, but last year he went dark for awhile and came back with a sadsack tale about his wife cheating on him and now he’s getting divorced, blah blah blah. And he played victim for a bit but it never really rang true, which is when the truth came out that he had ballooned during his marriage to 350+ pounds and was playing computer games 18 fucking hours a day and MAYBE SHE HAD A LEGIT REASON TO STRAY?!?!? So anyway, Fatass smooshes Huge Ruined Bullshitter and advances.

Round 1 Midwest:

#1 James Raggi vs. #8 Planet Algol: In an amazing upset… – haha just fucking with you, Raggi ate him.

#5 Battic vs. #4 Bruce Heard: Tie? No? Fucking Heard wins for terrorizing Aussie slash fic marms with threats of litigation.

#6 RPG Pundit vs. #3 Tim Brannan: I check Pundit’s blog infrequently, but every time it’s either a commercial for his shitty games or he’s spamming clickbait. On G+ he’s somehow aligned himself with Raggi and Zak, presumably in hopes some of their commercial success rubs off. Brannan pleaded to be the new Pope of the OSR and the OSR responded, “No.” Pundit wins, ZaggiStank is potent stuff…

#7 James Smith vs. #2 Robert Kuntz: Kuntz is fucking abysmal, he wins.


143 Comments leave one →
  1. regular guy permalink
    March 23, 2014 1:33 am

    Ive yet to see any evidence that more than five or six poofters write (well, dump their thoughts) on this site regularly and perhaps seven or eight poofterlads read the posts.

    So, hurry up, get your fingers out of each others butts, stop sniffing them, and get typing. Expressing the surface of your thoughts in sonorous judgements is very important to the smooth functioning of the deeper layers of your brain concerned with selecting panties to suit your daily mood and burying your rejection from homophobic gaming groups so deep that your gender is only evident through fits of stink-mouthed cursing.

    • Arneson's Manboob permalink
      March 23, 2014 4:26 am

      I am starting to wonder if regular guy might be Alexass and not Kunt, here for some sort sort of socially crippled “take back the night” sort of crusade

  2. Scott permalink
    March 23, 2014 6:00 am

    In for subscription.

  3. PrinceofNothing permalink
    March 23, 2014 6:34 am

    I laughed for the whole 3:49. Thanks for making my day Ydis.

    • March 23, 2014 6:48 am

      Thank Arneson’s Manboob.

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 23, 2014 1:57 pm

        Thank you Arneson’s manboob. I eagerly await your next cinematic masterpiece where you juxtaposition Ragg’s shameless self-promotion over Jabba the Hutt.

  4. Timotheus permalink
    March 23, 2014 8:01 am

    Arneson’s Manboob, that was right fucking on. Well done. Hopefully that gets the recognition it deserves. Any way to hype/tag it so it comes up on google searches?

    I got 13 of the games right, heh. My bracket is in better shape here than in the other tournament. Good call on Heard and company vs. cancer-stricken housewife and her vile evil – I underestimated his experience in the clutch.

    Aos, sorry dude, but try not posting for a year to bring your blog into a better seed next time.

    • Arneson's Manboob permalink
      March 24, 2014 7:05 am

      Welp, some shitstain (likely Zak), has submitted a copyright notice to Youtube, so this might be gone soon. I guess it was too beautiful to exist in this world :/

  5. March 23, 2014 10:29 am

    I’m glad to see the Princess Narc win the first round but I don’t think he has the staying power to go for the gold. Sure, he harassed an Australian cancer survivor over her silly little book, but against Raggi? Too much vaporware will suffocate Heard unless his Calidar Kickstarter flops.

  6. Exploding Colostomy Bag permalink
    March 23, 2014 12:54 pm

    My prediction on how the final will go down between Zak and Raggi… Zak dong attack for the win

  7. Spank Foreskin permalink
    March 23, 2014 2:16 pm

    Shit, has anybody seen Zak’s fine artise thesis on Space Marines & Hello Kitty? Fuck. This boys going all the way. I am now making Zakattack my ‘lock’ of the season. Bet on it!

    • justme permalink
      March 23, 2014 3:27 pm

      Space Marines are the Anti- Hello Kitty, how’d have thought it? Wouldn’t that actually be goodbye doggy? I suppose space marines could really fuck up some cartoon kitty cats but I never much cared for pin_headed space marines in robo jumpers.
      I think Zak is trying real hard to sweep it.

      • March 23, 2014 6:47 pm

        Spazzo-Zak-Attack is only like fifteen years behind the fucking Toyhammer curve on that one. Dur-de-dur I suppose some of his mouth breathing sycophants that never stepped into a brick and mortar store and got slapped in the face by a B.O. stanking WAAAGHHH!!!er pushing a fucking Rhino-rushing Blood Angels army across a bare ass wargaming table may think Zakcess is a fucking genius for this stale assed revelation that most people had on their own about the time Rogue Trader Spice Mareenz stopped by convicts and started being holee warriors with to much cum build up from having twice as many redundant organs but no genitalia.

        Wow, I should correct that to not be a run on sentence, but fuck it.

  8. March 23, 2014 6:49 pm

    ‘Being convicts’ and ‘too much cum’ as I wouldn’t want the Emperor’s Grammar Marines to carry me away in the night for adding misspelling to the heinous charge of butchering language even further.

  9. rogertherogerianpsychosis permalink
    March 24, 2014 4:53 am

    Doesn’t look good for Raggi’s adventure:

    • March 24, 2014 6:33 am

      On the contrary, I think Raggi can turn lemons into lemonade. He can now market the adventure as ‘The Final Legacy of Oderus Urungus’.

      Of course, the ‘meet-and-greet’ reward backers need to hope for an open casket service. Maybe Brockie can be burried wearing a Flame Princess t-shirt?

      • rogertherogerianpsychosis permalink
        March 24, 2014 7:14 am

        Dear fucking god!!! You are right. This is terrible

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 24, 2014 7:16 am

        Yeah, I bet Faggs is creaming his panties right now. Remember that album cover post last month where he said rpg publishers are shit because they don’t do death metal covers? I bet a million bucks he is trying to secure Brockie’s autopsy photo for the cover of the shitty, half-finished adventure.

      • rogertherogerianpsychosis permalink
        March 24, 2014 8:05 am

        Raggi’s response to the death of another human being:

        As my relationship with Brockie was wholly business related to this Towers Two project, I hope you’ll forgive me for moving right into “oh shit what am I going to do about this project I collect six and a half grand to produce?” mode.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 24, 2014 11:58 am

        That Raggi is such a caring soul.

        Interesting though, in that Two Towers announcement, he said Brockie had turned in 17,000 words, and R4 was waiting for another 5,000 from him.

        And yet, on Feb. 1 he told his customers that “Towers Two is waiting for art.”

        A bit of a conflict there. Raggi doesn’t mind lying to his customers does he? And I bet they are totally cool with that.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 24, 2014 2:59 pm

      Raggi should just let us give him the last 5,000 words. We at YDIS can do puerile, scatological humor in spades better than anyone in the blOwSR ever could.

      • the Temple of Elemental Bullshit permalink
        March 25, 2014 4:41 pm

        would it count if I sent a manuscript to Finland with the sentence “Eat shit, you stupid fatass” written 1000 times ?

  10. March 24, 2014 2:31 pm

    What is either unsettling or unsurprising, my experience with Raggi is limited to what I see through lurking, is how fucking stupid he comes off. I don’t think anyone would have raised an eyebrow if he had said: “I’m sorry to report that Brockie passed away etc. etc.” end then just say something about, “I’m here to assure investors that we are working hard to get his adventure up and published while using his main idea…” but no, it had to be “Dur…hur…hur forgive me if I make a little joke out of this guy’s death since I took the money and all…”

    Did anyone expect this shit to publish anyway? It seems like they get farted out half-done anyway, it doesn’t seem like a comment about Brockie was necessary.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 24, 2014 3:01 pm

      If I were Faggi I would have just finished it for him secretly and said Brockie sent the final manuscript in moments before he died and capitalize on that shit to make serious bank.

      • March 24, 2014 3:12 pm

        Now that probably would have worked, especially if the module is, and its almost certainly is, shitty. No idea how Brockie passed, but there has to be a rolodex of excuses someone like Raggi could use to make up for terrible material.

        “What do you expect? The guy was dying and I didn’t want to taint what is obviously the suffering genius of his work.”

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 24, 2014 4:54 pm

        I suppose it’s never too late for Raggi to pull a “Lost Manuscript Found!” out of his poorly wiped lard ass…

  11. regular guy permalink
    March 24, 2014 5:27 pm

    Not bad.

    I imagine you half-dozen are breathing easy that you weren’t classified. It’s like i said no one reads this blog except for a dozen morons (half timid, half vicious yeah you).

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 24, 2014 9:01 pm

      Hi Kent! How’s the cocksucking you love so much going?

  12. regular guy permalink
    March 24, 2014 5:34 pm

    You know the perception of me out there is that I am much more intelligent than you guys. That’s as may be [shrug]. The funny thing is that in addition I could kick your heads in, all six at once, without losing my place in some fabulous book I happen to be reading written by one of my peers Homer, Nietszche, Gygax or whoever [shrug].

    • Shitty McTits permalink
      March 24, 2014 5:56 pm

      I think you will find you mean “whomever.”

      • regular guy permalink
        March 24, 2014 6:28 pm

        whoever is my peer not whomever is my peer

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 24, 2014 9:02 pm

        You are still a fag, Kent.

    • March 24, 2014 7:01 pm

      So, you consider a syphilitic narcissist to be your peer? That sounds about right.

      Also, by “Homer” I can only suppose you mean Homer Simpson.

      • regular guy permalink
        March 24, 2014 7:16 pm

        … and then there is perdustin who doesn’t so much need a kick in the head as a stain on his blouse to bring out the tears.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 24, 2014 9:05 pm

        I don’t think Perdustin likes you in the gay way you wish, Kent.

    • kaptainvon permalink
      March 25, 2014 1:57 am

      Out -where-, exactly?

  13. regular guy permalink
    March 24, 2014 8:00 pm

    If any of you fags had girlfriends they would ask, ‘Oooh, Im just a silly girl, Ooh ooh, who is this regular guy guy, I love his posts, he’s so cool he makes me horny.’

    Love the post; love the guy.

    But you are just a bunch of fags aren’t you so your girlfriends don’t love me?

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 24, 2014 9:03 pm

      Kent, all the wishing on your part that we are cocksucking fags like your nasty gay Irish ass isn’t going to make it come true.

    • Fatty McNeckbeard permalink
      March 25, 2014 4:00 pm

      Kent, I show my non-gaming wife your posts to prove that “yes, I really could be a bigger asshole. Hard to believe, I know, but check this drivel out.”

      ps:she thinks you’re a fag.

  14. regular guy permalink
    March 24, 2014 9:13 pm

    FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN is like a random butt generator.

    The secret Second Turing Test was devised to distinguish between FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN and any pair of buttocks in the entire world, regardless of colour or diet.

    The more widely known First Turing test\;

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 24, 2014 10:10 pm


  15. regular guy permalink
    March 24, 2014 9:15 pm

    Am I getting votes or losing votes for this even though I am not in the competition?

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 24, 2014 10:11 pm

      We can only hope you are getting the ASS CANCER!

    • kentlumbo permalink
      March 24, 2014 10:45 pm

      hhm…just a moment of your time, sir. You know you’re going up against Tenkar, now, am i right, sir?…don’t ask for votes, sir, earn them…just a moment of your busy time. Oh…loook at that couch. Do you mind, sir…just a moment…that is a really nice couch. my wife has one just like it…oh…oh…sorry, sir but you are up against Tenkar, now, am I right, sir? Time for you to close down the back door, penetrate hard and control the dribble, sir, don’t shy from contact…take it strong to the rim..that’s right sir, just like that…

  16. March 26, 2014 6:57 am

    Adams is still in it? I wish he wouldn’t do that thing where he refers to ministering to his congregation’s spiritual needs as “the day job.” There are vocations and then there are hobbies. I like ’em both but it’s good to know which is which.

    Either way, hate to see those needy parishioners gettin’ in the way of y’know, stuffin’ the module boxes in a timely fashion. Because priorities.

    Another fine message from

    • Employee #1 permalink
      April 2, 2014 10:34 am

      Dear God:

      Please revoke Adam’s franchise license. If he’s representing you as poorly as he’s representing the DCC RPG, you need to take action soon to protect the value of your brand.

      • April 13, 2014 11:15 am

        Hey man, sorry about missing this the first time around but I’m still getting used to this “forums” thing. Adams hasn’t been a direct franchisee since I became just a “day job” to him. If you have trouble with his performance I would take it up with whichever of the weird little splinter conferences he signed with. Maybe United Pentecostal Church International or one of those? Anyhow let me know how it goes!

        Another fine message from

  17. Timotheus permalink
    March 26, 2014 7:38 am

    Anybody else get tired of World War II the “way it really was”? I mean all the men and tanks and guns killing and Holocausting? Long for a fresh take? Bold and daring? Maybe one with more cutsie and more…hentai? Well your dream has come true.

    WW2 has been retrocloned with more T&A, and none of that nasty context!

    • March 26, 2014 7:47 am

      So apparently someone’s been playing Valkyria Chronicles and thought, ‘You know what would make this better?” Upskirts.

    • March 26, 2014 8:01 am

      You get to play the Axis? That’s really special. I like the “good girl art” but can’t endorse this one.

      Another fine message from

    • March 26, 2014 9:01 am

      Sweet Mongoloids of Muspelheim, I understand that fucked-up shit like this is popular in Japan, but the fact that this Kickstarter has already achieved 4x its goal indicates a distressingly dismal level of good taste in the English speaking world (not that I expected a much higher level).

      Oh, the ‘cosplay’ variant card stretch goal has been unlocked. Wonderful.

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 26, 2014 9:02 am

      And let’s not neglect to mention creepy pedophile undertones because no japanese alternate history ww2 game would be complete without 14 year olds dressed in fetishized nazi uniforms. Points to japan for whitewashing a conflict in which they fought on the same side as the guys comitting the systematic genocide(and they may have made a few minor mishaps themselves in that direction).

      Looking forward to the Unit 731: Super Adventure Bioweapon on Chinese Devils Action! expansion.

    • #1 HentaiGirl4U! permalink
      March 26, 2014 9:26 am

      I likey likey this game! Tentacrles is all my orifices oh so lucky ready right away!

    • March 26, 2014 10:35 am

      No futanari? They just lost a customer.

    • #1 HentaiGirl4U! permalink
      March 26, 2014 8:26 pm

      All this tentacrles in up my putang punani feel oh so lucky me so horny luv u long time is a make for PANTY EXPLOSION!

    • Bigby's Lubed Fist permalink
      March 26, 2014 9:28 pm

      If it hadn’t funded almost a year ago, I’d suspect it was inspired by the sexy Crimean prosecutor:

  18. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    March 26, 2014 9:30 am

    Let’s slut shame some of the Asian kiddie porn loving backers. So far this one is my favorite:

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 26, 2014 9:42 am

      Such a pensive-lloking perv. Love the action shot at Chick-fil-A.

      He joined the kickstarter for “Legend Arm – the ultimate wrist and forearm trainer” – why, whatever could that be possibly for?

    • March 26, 2014 10:39 am

      76 projects he has supported. Seventy. Six. And he’s living in the fucking sticks. Where does the money come from?!?!?

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 26, 2014 5:41 pm

        Weekly unemployment check while living in mom and dad’s basement rent free and using their car.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 26, 2014 8:21 pm

        And he bristles when they ask him to put gas in the tank!

    • March 26, 2014 11:41 am

      76 projects? That’s small time. This dude backed 707:

      And he’s in Australia, so you know he’s paying extra for S&H.

      Highlights include:
      – The D20 Dice Bowl
      – Metal Dinosaur Skull Miniatures
      – The FIRST anatomically designed jeans for a man’s junk.
      – Restore and remaster cult film “Preaching to the Perverted”
      – Underballs – The gift of underwear in a ball
      – A painting called STUPID MONKEY
      – The sexiest and healthiest underwear, “Manga Fundoshi”

      and something called ‘NUTSAK’

      and there’s still time to get in on the Titanium Letter Opener deal

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 26, 2014 5:43 pm

        That manga underwear takes first prize. I wish they would have used more realistic models though (hairy and obese fat fucks).

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 26, 2014 5:45 pm

        Although my boy backed the Jimmy Pocket Towel (reusable cum rag):

      • the Temple of Elemental Bullshit permalink
        March 26, 2014 6:08 pm

        lest we leave out “Portraits of Same Sex Military couples”

      • zarathustra permalink
        March 27, 2014 6:51 am

        I’m Australian, I can confirm all nut/ballsack related items are tax deductible under our current govt user 1790527596 is a sharp dude.

    • Spank Foreskin permalink
      March 26, 2014 1:21 pm

      Phew. Good thing the ‘L’il Fuhrer’ card stretch goal was achieved I was afraid I might have to play the game without the cute anime version of one of history’s greatest monsters.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 26, 2014 5:53 pm

        L’il Fuhrer is the CUTEST!!!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 26, 2014 6:26 pm

        COLLECT THEM ALL!!!!!

    • Bigby's Lubed Fist permalink
      March 26, 2014 9:20 pm

      No need to wonder why he backed this one:

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        March 27, 2014 2:14 am

        I wonder at what level the Lil’ Mengele Stretch goal is achieved.

  19. Greyhawk PATRIOT!!! permalink
    March 26, 2014 1:29 pm

    Your disgust over this excellent product just shows the liberal bias of YDIS. Operation Barbarossa WAS really cute and fun, especially the part where they killed those godless socialists. How do you know that Stalin wasn’t an evil magician!? Or that Jews can’t put the sheeny curse on you!? So-called balanced journalism? So-called facts? So-called anti-psychotics?

    I am NOT a racist!!!

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 26, 2014 5:50 pm

      Hey GOPagan! When u going to Kickstart a life size titanium horse dong bro?

    • Greyhawk PATRIOT!!! permalink
      March 27, 2014 2:49 pm

      The lack of an available horse dong product for rectal rituals is distressing for followers of the Aesir. Black people can eat all the watermelon they want but when a white man sticks a horse schlong up his but the liberal-nazi devilcrats just can’t let him be!


      I however do not self-identify as a republican-pagan however, but as a WHITE MALE ORIDIAN TAXPAYER. And I deserve respect, so shut the fuck up darkie/chick/stupid person who disagrees with me! I am interested in backing a Greyhawk kickstarter for a version of the setting in which all the inferior races of Oerth have be eradicated. Preferably in the most painful and profitable way possible. And it can’t be written by Carl Seargant. He’s a commie Jew.


  20. March 27, 2014 7:35 am

    So a quick aside from WW2: Loli edition, I’m curious if anyone had any changes to their round two bracket picks? I saw Tim had his pretty nailed down but let’s look at who will now face off with each other:


    John Adams vs. Micheal Curtis

    Joethelawyer vs. Greyhawk Grognard


    Zak Smith vs. Christian Walker

    Kent vs. Tenkar


    Grognardia vs. Gorgonmilk

    Stef Poag vs. Greg Christopher


    James Raggi vs Bruce Heard

    RPGpundit vs. Robert Kuntz

    I think a lot of picks that Tim made earlier are holding steady with Zak dominating the East, Blochead taking the south. I’m giving Midwest to Raggi. I won’t spoil the ending by trying to pick a final figure, this is just case by case basis.

    Anyone have any upsets in mind?

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 27, 2014 9:20 am

      Nobody is touching my bracket. A little worried about the ultimate showdown, as Zakattack made that huge run, but I’ll stick with gaycock grogturd.

      By the way, you need less Faggi, more nudity, and also anonymous comments on your blog, Boddy.

      • March 27, 2014 9:38 am

        I was kind of hoping that me suggesting that I could ‘fix’ those Lamentation modules would draw the likes of a huffy Ed Dove or a Raggi to rage about it. Oh well, those glory days are over. I do however console myself by not spending any money on any of the modules I’m talking about.

        Sorry about the lack of nudity, Tim. I did enable anonymous comments.

      • Jack permalink
        March 27, 2014 5:23 pm

        Sorry, Boddy. I think I may have already milked the rage of the LotoFAP crew. Seems like it’s largely been a retreat to the closed circles of G+ noncriticism for those guys.

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 27, 2014 6:59 pm

        I love it when you talk dirty, Jack.

        Last I checked, though, you didn’t allow anonymous comments. Scared of trolls? Saying critical things about the delicate snowflake that is Planet Motherfucker?

      • Jack permalink
        March 28, 2014 8:26 am

        I’ve got no earthly idea if I’ve enabled anonymous comments; it’s honestly never even occurred to me to check.

        I actually had one guy who works for Frog God send me a long-ass email take-down of Planet Motherfucker, complete with him detailing what his bowel movements are like after eating at Five Guys Burgers and Fries. Sadly, when I asked to publish it on my blog (sans my own commentary; I thought as a review it stood on its own soggy feet) he declined. Alas.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 27, 2014 10:01 am

      Are you Pollyanna or just blind? It looks like a GIANT TURD FROM A NASTY ASS BOWEL!

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 27, 2014 10:04 am

        BTW, I am Kickstarting a scale miniature of the Monolith from Beyond Space and Time for use with this adventure. I should be able to produce one monolith a day (depending on how much fiber I’m getting in my diet).

      • Timotheus permalink
        March 27, 2014 10:42 am

        Stretch goals are best avoided with this particular kickstarter.

      • March 27, 2014 5:36 pm

        Yeah, its actually quite a turd. I’m not necessarily blind, just a little nearsighted about not immediately going for a soft ball. I did however change the caption (I didn’t think anyone read those anyway).

        And its probably just as well Jack that you milked out all that rage. I’m probably going to regret this but I actually did a sketch/hack on Dwimmermount

        I didn’t go for the obvious observation that something has to actually be published before someone can do the remake. Also while I still have my tables, there isn’t any random dice involved. I encourage people to mix and match to their heart’s content.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 28, 2014 5:00 am

        Thank you. I know it seems easy on the superficial level, but nevertheless I feel it’s important to preserve Raggi’s double entendre – a giant turd on the cover of a giant turd of a module. About a giant turd.

        So many layers.

  21. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    March 27, 2014 9:58 am

    He neglected to mention he replied with the dumbest response ever:

    #FecesHumor #blOwSR #ShitMonsterD&D

  22. March 28, 2014 1:07 pm

    What did I do now? How have I shit the bed? I don’t mind being called out, I’m just confused what my crime is this time around.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 28, 2014 2:02 pm

      I like you and your blog, Jeff, so I knocked you out in the first round in my draft pick. I also said you were a good sport and worthy of reading.

      Of course I’m also a YDIS comment troll douchebag, so you might not want my endorsement…

    • Sykirobme permalink
      March 28, 2014 2:45 pm

      Yeah, I think the chief YID just needed to fill out the bracket. Or maybe he’s upset that you’ve stopped blogging so much.

    • March 28, 2014 3:54 pm

      I miss you 😦

    • March 28, 2014 3:57 pm

      Seriously though, your self-sequester to G+ is gay as fuck.

    • Bigby's Lubed Fist permalink
      March 28, 2014 8:07 pm

      We wish we could quit you!

  23. March 29, 2014 9:04 am

    Fuck you, Louisville.

  24. I didn't forget that Kentucky beat Louisville in December permalink
    March 29, 2014 3:00 pm

    haha, I picked that one!

  25. regular guy permalink
    March 30, 2014 4:42 pm

    What a bunch of fags … ‘Oh Jeff, you are wonderful … the glow from your red face warms my gay heart … wrap me me in your arms you ginger lummox.’

    Rients, get the fuck out of town, there is only room here for psycho-fags and one hero. This is not the place for sniffers after male allure to creep about trying to make friends with queers. Go away you volcano faced pratt.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 30, 2014 8:01 pm


    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      March 31, 2014 6:19 am

      HA HA HA FAG!

    • Skarka the Hutt permalink
      April 2, 2014 11:30 pm

      Unlike you, Kunt, I’m not afraid to admit the amount of filthy things I would to Rients. But then, I don’t share your pathetic shame over sexuality. So next time you are getting your prostate hammered by a fat cock, try to enjoy it instead of falling into your standard spiral of delusional guilt.

  26. FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
    March 31, 2014 9:18 am

    I’ll just leave this here…

    • Timotheus permalink
      March 31, 2014 2:23 pm

      I bet he really believes that at the earliest Gencons, the cosplayers walked around mostly nude.Thanks, Obama!

      • March 31, 2014 3:39 pm

        I’m not sure if Blochead is getting GENCON confused with somewhere like Plato’s Retreat, or some other 1970’s swingers bar that got an automatic D+ from the health inspectors on a good night. Interesting how he puts almost dismissive quotation about tranny Marvel heroes, but gives a pean about chicks getting their tits out.

    • the Temple of Elemental Bullshit permalink
      March 31, 2014 5:19 pm

      check out the bush on Morning Glory. I think NSFW means Not Safe For Waxing

      • Scott permalink
        March 31, 2014 7:39 pm

        jesus fucking christ

      • regular guy permalink
        March 31, 2014 9:13 pm

        Bush is nice.

        I don’t know what kind of immature puppet show thing Scott is after but it sucks on women over 21.

        Bush is best.

    • Bigby's Lubed Fist permalink
      March 31, 2014 6:19 pm

      Funny, he rails against prudery and then comes out with this:

      I would love to get back to a place where fanzines published original fiction (or at least fan-fiction that didn’t involve trysts between Kirk and Spock, or Obi-Wan and Annakin).

      That anti-prudery injunction sure went by the wayside quickly.

      • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
        March 31, 2014 7:45 pm

        He’s a teabagging republican douchebag. He just hates the gays.

      • Skarka the Hutt permalink
        April 2, 2014 9:01 pm

        Those Norse pagans tend to be homophobes as well as racists.

  27. Timotheus permalink
    March 31, 2014 2:24 pm

    About time for the second round, eh?

  28. regular guy permalink
    March 31, 2014 6:40 pm

    One thing I don’t respect about Rients is that whenever someone calls him a Red Faced Cunt, his face kinda becomes inflamed like he is embarrassed, very very embarrassed like a volcano faced pratt with a red moustachio.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 31, 2014 7:42 pm

      ~ass cancer

  29. bad wolf permalink
    March 31, 2014 7:00 pm

    Famed anti-storytelling railroad activist TheShadowKnows’ standard weapon to prevent Dragonlancian Hickmanism? Having one person give all the responses for all the players.

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      March 31, 2014 7:44 pm

      How is the “caller” picked by the group? Least socially retarded who may have touched a girl’s boob once?

      • PrinceofNothing permalink
        April 1, 2014 12:32 pm

        I find last one who finishes during a circle jerk to be the most credible hypothesis.

  30. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 2, 2014 11:48 am

    Man, I imagine those circle jerks are hard enough to make it through. But the last guy has to deal with the pressure of being watched and criticized in the final push. But hell, I can’t focus on Kunt’s (“Regular Gay’s”)hobbies right now. I’m just too busy chomping at the bit waiting for good news and tidings on anything Polyhedracon related. I just had to go out into tha webs this morning and dig up a classic Blooeymage jam. Check out this short old thread for some inspiring words from Oh Captain, my Captain. He’s come a long way, baby!

    “My life at the moment is in unholy chaos, just on the verge of me being able to enjoy my retirement. If I can keep from being overwhelmed and paralyzed with priorities, I’ll be back with a vengence.”

    We will follow you unto the breach, m’lord! Let the cries of “Pollyeggs!” ring out through the dale…

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      April 3, 2014 3:02 am

      Is it too late for Blooey to get back in the army? I’m picturing him as the commander of a mercenary company ah la the Black Company composed entirely of crippled soldiers too stubborn to quit. Eye-patches, sharpened crutches, prosthetics lined with daggers, Sky is the limit Blooey!

  31. Bigby's Lubed Fist permalink
    April 2, 2014 9:05 pm

    Finally, a candidate that GOPagan can be proud of:

    • FEAR OF THE UNBLOWN permalink
      April 2, 2014 10:21 pm

      This is going to confuse the fucking shit out the RPGNet Tangency crowd. They don’t know what to think or which side to come down on about a Teabagger being mocked for being a World of Darkness LARPer!

    • April 3, 2014 6:43 am

      In addition to Rush’s presence on the “Covenant of the Poisoned Absinthe” website and the Camarilla Wiki, SaintPetersblog noted he participated in a “Vampire: The Masquerade” group on Yahoo called the “Fallen cult.” Rush’s messages posted to that group included a rather explicit posting from February 2010 addressed to a female member identified as “Pandora Blackbird.”

      “At first I thought you were just stupid and I wanted to stick my dick in your mouth to shut you up while I snorted a line off my new machete,” Rush said, adding, “Rae tells me that you are a Maiden and it’s your job to be kind of stupid and that I’m not supposed to have intercourse with Maidens. You shouldn’t believe everything that people tell you or you’re going to end up naked and sore, tied to the floor of a van marked ‘Free Candy.'”

      He should do well in politics.

      Read more:

  32. Timotheus permalink
    April 3, 2014 8:48 am

    Where are the second round results, God damn it!?!? I have many pennies riding on this, besides self-esteem.

    • Timotheus permalink
      April 3, 2014 10:04 am

      Nevermind, seems like Zak is gonna sweep the tournament. he has been on another 48 forum-trolling jag, white-knighting the blOwSR from the blOwSR. He comes in a page or two before this but here is where it starts to heat up, and a couple pages after this he lapses into calling everybody liars and mischaracterizing their stands:

      Not quite as wild as the gamers den stuff, but Zak shows he can still take it strong to the rim(job).

      • Bigby's Lubed Fist permalink
        April 3, 2014 2:57 pm

        As an added bonus, YDIS came up a couple of times and the mod nuked a new Kent sockpuppet from orbit. Good times!

      • April 4, 2014 1:03 pm

        Fuck me, but Gene’s post made sense. Is this what the end is like, daddy?

  33. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 3, 2014 11:58 am

    It’s adorable that Zak-Aspies and Mandy-Daddyfuckedme share a user name on DF. Sort of like how they share that bus station runaway in that one kind of sad video you can find out there (she has normal hair, which is how you can tell she was a stranger in their strange land).

    Zak-O shows up, and the room suddenly gets divided into 300 lb man children giggling like little girls, and others who suddenly turn into YDIS jabsters due to his very presense. I do have to give some props to those dudes for putting his feet to the fire. Really, he is a complete and utter piece of shit so he just brings that out in rational people. Is this how to tell the Blown from The Unblown on DF?

  34. Forget that Handy Haversack wants to blow Zack permalink
    April 3, 2014 3:43 pm

    Thanks for linking that thread, Timmy! I ignored it for days because I don’t give two poops about “OSR”, but I should have known when it got over five pages that something was going down. Desensitized by too many “Star Wars vs. Dungeons and Dragons, compare and contrast” and “Who’s your favorite superhero?” threads going on a hundred pages, I guess. Fuck.

  35. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 3, 2014 3:59 pm

    Wow, yeah, that Handjob Fondlesack guy really layed the baby butter on thick with ol’ Zak Attack. Kind of embarrased for him. A real douche-chill moment.

    It’s kind of a wonder, with Zak around Thorkhammer hasn’t popped out from behind a park bench to try and get a wiff of estrogen second-hand off old Zak-O. Assuming Mandy can still produce it…

    • Forget the dumb shit permalink
      April 3, 2014 4:09 pm

      I’m not sure who Mandy is, but I’m guessing she’s a few decades too old to get Thorky’s attention.

      Poor old Handy, he came out of retirement just in time to fuck his DF legacy all up. Goddamn it, you’re supposed to live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse not live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse then get dug up and lay there rotting and stinking and blowing a nerd. Stupid Handy.

  36. Let me tell you about my character permalink
    April 3, 2014 9:27 pm

    Zak’s pulling out all the stops on his last-minute campaigning. He’s my favorite to win the East Region. Still too early to give him the championship, but this latest push should secure him a nomination for Miss Congeniality.

  37. Timotheus permalink
    April 4, 2014 6:36 am

    God damn it! Zakattack got another thread locked! But Recovering Retard’s pic of him and Faggs got posted in there before it was locked, so at least the angels of Justice had their say…

    But there is no way anybody is gonna stop him. Even if my boy Blochead makes it to the final, Zak will out-hustle and close off all the lanes! The tournament is over.

    Zakattack has totally won the internet – everybody loves his superiorness!

    • PrinceofNothing permalink
      April 4, 2014 9:10 am

      Is there a way we can adjust the bracket to compensate for Zak’s particularly virulent strain of douchebaggery? Most of the contenders tend to contain their idiocy to one specific location, but Zack habitually descends upon any location so much as peripherally connected to the OSR like an autistic Superman/Batman Gestalt, ready to defend the name of the OSR and root out the truth with his endless copy-pasting and cries for ‘proof!’
      I’m not sure if Zack is violating the spirit of the bracket by hedging his bets like this. Can anyone who is not Alexis really be expected to keep up with this level of assholishness whilst constrained to a single blog? Can a single blog’s worth of text even contain this much assholishness? Is there some kind of Bekenstein-esque boundary of assholishness that we should be taking into account?

      So many questions.

    • Recovering Retard permalink
      April 4, 2014 3:00 pm

      It feels good to be a gangsta. Thank you, Mr. Scaly.

  38. April 4, 2014 11:26 am

    That thread turned out fantastic after all. I loved watching Marshall nervously contemplate the thread lock button before finally putting his fist down on it.

    I used to think our little Mandyman must be extremely depressed but now I realize he’s just mind-numbingly bored with the dittoheads he’s surrounded himself with like some kind of fat Elvis spending hours locked in the crapper just to escape the entourage that had become part of the problem.

    TLDR, I want nerd cred so here’s a photo of the real-life autistic Superman/Batman gestalt:

    As far as I can see, the only thing that can stop that guy from sweeping the brackets is if Kent is fully unleashed.

  39. I'll never forget the OSR thread permalink
    April 4, 2014 11:42 am

    It was also nice how Matthew reopened the thread just to get in the last word in typical Matthew fashion – usually annoying, but in this case refreshing because he at least countered PnP’s apparent bias in favor of Zak with an admonition that Zak was a fuckass throughout the thread.

  40. Captain Kirks Dick Blood permalink
    April 4, 2014 12:10 pm

    Zak’s obsession with playing Wack a Mole on the forums is one of the great treasures of the blOwSR.

    Lots of great moments in there. Handjob Fondlesack’s asskissing of Zak. Welcome to the Zak club! The sniggling little mentions of Zaks whores here and there by The Unblown are tasty treats! One even calls Mandy a skank, but (unless I missed it) Zak blows off a REAL insult to continue his struggle against any who might dare to say he has an inflated ego or is huckstering to drum up traffic.

    My favorite take-away from all this is Zak’s use of the word “indeed.” Is that a word this pencil necked pinhead would ever have used if he had never gotten into rpg’s? I guess it is the legacy of his friendship with Jamal.

  41. Arneson's Manboob permalink
    April 4, 2014 12:56 pm

    “Jimmy! It’s those weirdos from Craigslist calling again!”
    “Mom, I’ve told you a million times – refer to me as Marduk when I’m on the job!”
    “Whatever you say, Jimmy”

  42. April 21, 2014 12:27 pm

    It was nice to be mentioned. Thank you.

  43. rogertherogerianpsychosis permalink
    April 22, 2014 4:54 am “Plagurism” not for Australian cancer survivors, but OK for Trey Causey

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