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September 6, 2012

Hello fellows “Our Dungeons Are AWESOME!!!” friends. Sorry for the delay in gettign this latest update to you. I hoped to have even more, but James called me late last night to inform me that Level 4 would be delayed, owing to the fact that a Protestant family had moved to his neighborhood and all of his time was now occupied walking a picket on their front lawn and throwing rotten produce at their children.

So this week is a new NPC class, created specially by James for the world of Dwimmermount but drawn from real life insipirations. Go to the Autarch downloads section for a PDF.

New NPC class – The Bastard

Vile spawn of wanton seed spilled amid careless loins, Bastards are a callous mockery of all that is wholesome, correct, and holy in the world of Dwimmermount. Unmistakably swart of skin, this darkened sub-race is quasi-sorcerific in nature, as any dweomer able to provoke passions beyond the sacred bonds of matrimony is undoubtedly infernal in nature.

Requirements: INT 9 or less, CHA 5 or less

Alignment: Bastards may be Neutral or Chaotic; regardless of their declared alignment, Bastards are treated as evil for the purposes of Detect Evil, Protection from Evil, and any similar spells or abilities designed to unmask or thwart perfidy.

Max Level: Effectively unlimited within any progressive welfare state that condones their existence.

Weaknesses: Suffer 1d6 damage from holy water; cannot be reincarnated or resurrected because they have no souls.

lvl. title HD special Bastard ability

1 Mudblood 1d4 pestilential trait

2 Octoroon 2d4 speak any alignment language

3 Fuck Fail 3d4 thief skills

4 Decepticon 4d4

5 Papal Bane 5d4 confuse Clerics/Paladins

6 Despicablix 6d4

7 Devil Kin 7d4 spell use

8 Loki 8d4

9 Bastard 9d4 turn Clerics/Paladins; establish bastard sewer city

10+ +1hp/level

Pestilential Trait: Roll 1d6 when creating character, 1) exudes putrid stench of brimstone, 2) provokes hysterical reaction among domesticated animals, 3) curdles milk/sours wine within 25′, 4) Ginger, 5) skin translucent when viewed under moonlight, 6) goat horn nubs, webbed digits, post-18th century progressive values, vestigial scorpion tail, lazy eye, Irish brogue, or similarly repellent deformity.

Speak Any Alignment Language: Bastards gain the ability to speak any alignment language at 2nd level, because they are very tricksy beings and cannot be trusted, not unlike Women who are allowed to vote or own property.

Thief Skills: At 3rd Level, Bastards gain thief skills as a thief of equal level, the better to commit crimes against the wholesome God-fearing portion of society that must never forgive the transgressive nature of their origin.

Confuse Clerics/Paladins: Cause Confusion (per spell) in Lawful Clerics/Paladins 3x/day. This is often used in one-on-one social situations to induce victims to commit non-normative sex acts, which is why we have all these priest problems in real life. Used in the heat of battle, victims will forget to cast spells, behave aimlessly, endanger allies through inaction, or touch themselves inappropriately.

Spell Use: At 7th Level, Bastards gain the ability to cast spells from a limited list. Levels/spells per day are as a Cleric of the same level. Bastards may use the evil form of any reversible Cleric spell. They may also cast spells from this unique list – all are 1st level spells, effects are self-explanatory: Cause Abortion, Invisible to Those of Righteous Bearing, Uncomfortable Conversation, Ruin Children’s Movie, Summon Homosexual, Dissolve Matrimony, Talk Like the Blacks, Reveal Sex Organs, Progressive Democracy, Cause Mopery.

Turn Clerics/Paladins: Turn Clerics and Paladins as a Cleric of equal level turns undead.

[Notes to Tavis: Add mechanic to allow experience point gain for siring additional Bastards. More of my thoughts here, for artwork inspiration, etc. — JM.]

Good gaming every one!

Best,  T.A.

114 Comments leave one →
  1. J.R. permalink
    September 6, 2012 8:42 am

    Is this mocking something specific? I don’t get it.

    • September 6, 2012 9:26 am

      Jim the Scams secret blog (ubi-petrus.livejournal.com/) which he has seemed to purge.

      Tavis, I have to give you credit, that is a fucking sweet class. Is that OGL? I would like to use that for Dwimmerdust

    • Timothy permalink
      September 6, 2012 9:52 am

      A few months ago he was on Knights and Knaves bitching about the movie Ratatoulie because it had, in his eloquent prose “bastardy” in it. He was mocked soundly for that in here. That is the origin of this very playable character class.

      IRWS, is that ubipetrus fag really him?

      • September 6, 2012 10:06 am

        @Timothy, yup ubi was another blog he did. Remember kids:

        The one thing the Devil cannot abide is to be laughed at.

      • September 6, 2012 10:56 am

        ubi_petrus wrote:

        “I’m going to make one of my trademarked predictions ahead of schedule, because I’m pretty sure I’m right: John McCain will be the next president of the United States.
        “If I’m wrong about this, well, it only proves how little of worth I have to say about politics anyway.”

        That second sentence is too long by three words.

  2. September 6, 2012 9:28 am

    This class fucking sucks. I got to level 3 with this and during one of our adventures I got a message delivered that stated my long lost father returned and married my bitch mother. As soon as I read it I became a 3rd level farmer and lost all of my unique abilities. This sucks because this character was the best one I ever roleplayed for some reason.

  3. September 6, 2012 11:14 am

    BAH BLAH MORE DIMERDUMP SHIT FUCK CARES TALK ABOUT SOMTHING GOOD OGRE KIDNAPPS HOT ELV CHICK AN FISTFUCKS HER TILL SCREEMS MURDER YOU DUNGEON SUCKSAN SO DOES THIS FUCK BLOG

  4. kent permalink
    September 6, 2012 11:26 am

    Guffaw.

    Just in case anyone thinks JMal is being treated harshly, remember, while everyone is open to mockery there are three classes of people one may scorn with a clear conscience: religious nuts, that is to say religious persons; political nuts, that is to say persons above the age of thirty who think politics is important; and New York Jews who move to LA leaving one half their head of hair behind to be divided, set and distributed in JEWelry to their fans as Galadriel did to the greedy midgets Tolkien based on Jews.

  5. Captain Kirk's Dick Blood permalink
    September 6, 2012 11:58 am

    In my upcoming LOTFP campaign, I’m going to make all people bastards. Not only that, this world is so full of mandated rape, everybody is a bastard rape child. Also, all sex is gangrape where pulling out is punishable by castration, so mothers never have a chance of knowing who the father was. Edgy!

    This way when I run Monolith, everybody will be bastards so everybody deserves to suffer. To make it all even more edgy, I’m going to try and find players for the campaign who are all real life rape baby bastards. Is there a meetup for bastards, or do I need to go hang out in the hood at a crack house to find fatherless rape folk to play with me?

    Wait, is a rape baby bastard a subclass of bastard? Plus I’m thinking of making Gangrape Referees/Castrator Generals a full class. OK, this might take more work than I thought. Any chance Autistaurich Games would want to Kickstart any of this?

    • kent permalink
      September 6, 2012 12:59 pm

      It seems to me you completely missed the point of the post. Does life pass you by?

    • September 7, 2012 10:07 am

      Will it have Kelvin Green art?

  6. September 6, 2012 12:02 pm

    STOPS iT LEMME GO FUCKER YOU HAN CAN’T FIT IN MI CUNT I NEEDS A HEROS TO CHOPS OFF YOU FUCKI HEAD

    • September 6, 2012 12:04 pm

      BLAH BAH RAAGI BLAH BLAH CANADA JEW FUCK FUCK CARES BLOG SUCKSASS

    • kent permalink
      September 6, 2012 12:56 pm

      When the homosexual clientele of subterranean premises such as say Le Rectum in Irreversible take a shit, releasing in the process unfortunate rodents serving as sexual accomplices, and when one put-upon rat speaks from the faecal bowl he speaks with the voice of unclecarbuncle,

      ‘My monacle’ hear it pipe. ‘Oh, my unclean monacle!’

      • September 6, 2012 1:01 pm

        FUCK YOU KENTS CUNT BLOOM YDIS GUY TRAVIS OPEN YO MOUTH I GOTS TO TAKE A BIG STEAMI DUMP

  7. Sykirobme permalink
    September 6, 2012 1:01 pm

    Good job. Sincerely.

  8. unclecarbuncle permalink
    September 6, 2012 2:10 pm

    YDIS GUYS OTHER BLOG IS MOR BETTER http://thedoomedworldcarcosa.wordpress.com/

  9. bargle permalink
    September 6, 2012 8:25 pm

    I laughed. One of your best posts. From the headline to the end.

  10. kent permalink
    September 6, 2012 8:29 pm

    I haven’t seen any of the American Big Brother before but this blond bitch Janelle from BB6 is very funny. If I was a stupid drunken blond bitch I would be Janelle,

    • kent permalink
      September 6, 2012 9:00 pm

      Next week … if ydis was a tiny gay black jew he would be …

  11. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    September 6, 2012 10:03 pm

    Kent must be taking up the pooper from Stefan Poag now, what with all the Anti-Jew talk. Kent’s stretched out bunghole covered in anal warts is now Poag’s muse.

    • kent permalink
      September 6, 2012 11:10 pm

      Is that what jew think, A. Spectre Cloussau, you dumb cowardly sock puppet?

  12. Zarathustra permalink
    September 7, 2012 2:04 am

    Unlike Kent, who is courageous because he uses the same web handle all over the place. Even Stormfront I suppose.

    • kent permalink
      September 7, 2012 7:15 am

      Why should any group get a pass? If Zak S was Irish, Mac Sabbath say, then I would entertain myself with Irishisms.

      Have jew not seen Annie Hall? And what about Larry David who has said that mocking jews gives him great pleasure and he has invited amateurs to try it out. Larry David, a new york jew who moved to LA leaving half his hair behind (not really bald).

      • Zarathustra permalink
        September 7, 2012 8:21 am

        If Zak S was Irish he’d have copped a right kicking. Then probably have whined all about in Satine’s Ashes.

      • September 7, 2012 8:36 am

        Zak being a Jew is irrelevant to the purpose of this blog. Kent’s fixation on this (and on Zak in general) is telling.

      • kent permalink
        September 7, 2012 9:01 am

        What does it tell, you moronic sock puppet?

      • September 7, 2012 9:53 am

        Thanks for asking!
        Educated people (as opposed to people who misspell ‘monocle’) are aware of a concept called ’reaction formation’, wherein a person can harbor unconscious desires for the object of his hatred. Your defensiveness suggests the accuracy of this theory.

      • September 7, 2012 9:53 am

        Trying to steer this back on topic, do the Irish go bald in the world of Dwimmermount or is that for Lutherans and other lesser created races only?

      • kent permalink
        September 7, 2012 11:10 am

        ‘Educated people’ don’t think that spelling everything correctly, remembering the dates of battles or multiplying numbers in your head indicate either education or intelligence but morons who receive their education through hollywood movies do.

      • September 7, 2012 11:51 am

        This is exactly what I mean. Although Kent thinks that I am a moron, he still feels the need to be defensive.

      • kent permalink
        September 7, 2012 12:26 pm

        As I am using an identifiable handle, I am careful to respond to an anonymous coward like you taking pot shots from beneath two skirts at the same time.

      • September 7, 2012 12:58 pm

        As I am a moron, would you please be so kind as to explain why your handle is ‘identifiable’ and mine is not?

      • September 9, 2012 1:19 am

        Mac Sabbath? I think you’ve just discovered a fresh sockpuppet ID. Repost whatever of his you like in cod-Celticisms, for great justice. Hop to it, chop chop.

  13. September 7, 2012 5:41 am

    “Vile spawn of wanton seed spilled amid careless loins”

    Sheer poetry.

  14. Jimmy permalink
    September 7, 2012 5:52 am

    I found this blog while trying to see if I can find out what “Dwimmermount” was about . I had no idea what the fuck a retro clone was but thanks to this blog i knew i hated it and the people who obsess over shit like this are the same assholes who go to renaissance fairs and pretend they are jedi on the weekend. Now less then a fucking month after discovering this great blog its gone and replaced by the same assholes I have learned to hate.

    So I have to ask because I am so new to this and have no idea who these people really are but does this guy who now owns this blog really talk like this? that first paragraph makes me feel like I am stuck in some awkward conversation with some fucking neck beard, thirty three year old comic book store junky who still lives at home. He has a part time job and his girlfriend if he has one is some high school goth that cuts herself or an ugly middle aged fat fuck who likes to dress in second hand bondage gear and flirt with every guy that passes by because she is oblivious to the fact that she is old, fat and ugly.

    • September 7, 2012 7:04 am

      Don’t worry, dude. It’s OK.

      • kent permalink
        September 7, 2012 7:17 am

        Jimmy is a Sock Puppet

      • kent permalink
        September 7, 2012 9:03 am

        That is, Jimmy is a sock puppet you fucking moron.

      • September 7, 2012 9:41 am

        Kent, it’s a sock puppet thing. You wouldn’t understand.

      • kent permalink
        September 7, 2012 10:55 am

        Youre so dumb that even as a sock puppet you didn’t realise the sock puppet you ‘corrected’ was not genuine

      • Jimmy permalink
        September 7, 2012 1:58 pm

        i am not a sock puppet. i now realize nothing has changed and feel less disappointed.

    • September 7, 2012 9:38 am

      Hey Jimmy welcome to Our Dungeons Are AWESOME. Tavis is probably busy at his day job or on an important conference call right now but I bet he’d say “thanks” and “please don’t say asshole twice in the same comment, some stay-at-home dad’s little sons could be just learning about the HOBBY and looking over his shoulder and now it’s too late, little ears have big spouts lol!”

      I think the paragraph to which you refer is the one that starts “Vile spawn of wanton seed spilled amid careless loins.” That one is a hidden reference to a rare Edgar Rice Burroughs manuscript that only James bothered to read and digest. The old school revolution is all about LEARNING, isn’t it great to be in a hobby for smart boys only!

  15. September 7, 2012 9:06 am

    AWEOSME stuff yet again, Tavis! Is this just a “draft,” something that’s been extensively playtested on Google+ or archival notes from the legendary original Dwimmermount Campaign?

    Also if my character has two mommies do I get to roll double or am I just an orc spit out of that toilet/factory thing on level 2A?

  16. Timothy permalink
    September 7, 2012 9:12 am

    What the fuck is up with Kent’s sudden antisemitism? Even hinting that Woody Allen and Larry David want him to go there…just when it seemed like he might be cool again…

    Oh, right, the Irish were with the nazis back in the big one. Nevermind.

    Have fun stormfronting the castle, bitch.

    • September 7, 2012 9:31 am

      Kent reads almost as much of the old-time “Appendix N” types as Pope Grognadicus does so he is closer to the roots of the genre than most of us.

      Ironically the current nerd party line is that these guys “used race as shorthand for physical characteristics and motivation” which means because they wrote such ripping yarns of sweaty bodybuilders, tentacles and also historical value, it’s just coincidence the villains tended to be either weaselly Semites, Cooper Union grads or harbored even darker “motivation.”

    • Lolobolito permalink
      September 7, 2012 9:34 am

      Yeah, and here I was holding out hope that the puzzling and ubiquitous references to “High Men” on his blog had something to do with reefer, rather than some infantile inferiority complex-driven need to be a member of a “master race” (the Irish…um, yeah).

      • kent permalink
        September 7, 2012 11:05 am

        That comment could only make sense to a seventeen year old reading their first page of a psychology text in some second rate university.

      • Lolobolito permalink
        September 7, 2012 2:03 pm

        It wasn’t meant to be some sort of penetrating psychological insight. Let me break it down for you, since by your own admission you aren’t as smart as a 17-year-old at a second rate university…. Your campaign world is a bunch of racist drivel, and you’re a two bit attention whore who can’t think of anything worse to say about someone than to insult their ethnicity.

      • kent permalink
        September 7, 2012 2:45 pm

        You fucking idiot. No-one with any brains has any respect for psychology as a discipline.

        You used the words ‘racist’ and ‘ethnicity’ in all seriousness in *this* place so again you are a fucking idiot.

  17. kent permalink
    September 7, 2012 9:28 am

    Are you morons suggesting you have been making serious morally sensitive remarks up to this point?

    You are such a bunch of cowardly hypocritical sock puppets.

    • Lolobolito permalink
      September 7, 2012 9:35 am

      Congratulations! You are the one millionth poster to mention sock puppets in the comments!

      Of course, you were also the 1st, 3rd, 356th, etc.

      Deal with it.

      • kent permalink
        September 7, 2012 11:01 am

        Being a sock puppet on this blog isn’t necessary because you won’t be banned. It does mean you are *afraid* of losing your online osr ‘friends’ and so *in reality* you are a target of this blog.

      • Lolobolito permalink
        September 7, 2012 1:58 pm

        That’s a fairly cogent point, but since I have no pals in the OSR-friendzone (and never did) it’s not true in my case. You, however, HAVE lost all of your osr ‘friends’, or rather failed to make any in the first place, AND you’re a target of the blog, so what does that make you exactly?

      • kent permalink
        September 7, 2012 2:42 pm

        Im not a target of this blog. YDIS, miffed because I got tired of his comments on my blog pointed you naive morons there for a private joke … and you obliged ‘cos you are retards.

      • Radovarl permalink
        September 7, 2012 8:22 pm

        Handy. Answer the last question, but neglect to address the fact that every fucking forum has banned your ass. Normally I would consider that a badge of honor… On second thought I wouldn’t, as I am still on all of the major “old school” forums (Acaeum, K&KA, etc.), trolled relentleslly on a fairly regular basis up until a few months ago, and was never banned anywhere. Maybe you’re just rude, crude, and socially unattractive?

  18. September 7, 2012 9:43 am

    Hi guys,

    Things are getting a little… salty in here. I don’t want to institute a personal comment conduct policy or comment moderation, but we need to be respectful of everyone’s feelings. This is a forum for hate, triggering, mental cruelty, and abuse.

    Let’s stay focused on the thing we agree we all love, which is great games and products like ACK, Dwimmermount, and more.

    Best,

    T.A.

    • September 7, 2012 9:45 am

      [EDIT: That should say this is “NOT” a forum for hate…]

    • September 7, 2012 10:14 am

      Hey Tavis. Fuck you.

      I try to cut out my swearing, and you still do not answer my questions.

      As for what we agree on: James fucked you, no denying it.

      BTW, are you going to every publish a OGL statement in your ACK?

      Also, why name your game after the sound a cat makes coughing up a hairball? Was Reign, Warmachine, or Rule Compendium taken?

  19. unclecarbuncle permalink
    September 7, 2012 10:17 am

    OK CHRIS IN LONG BEACH DON WORRY YOU SECRETS SAFE WIT OL UNCLECARBUNCE YOU GOTS SLOPPY AN YOU OWES ME

  20. kent permalink
    September 7, 2012 2:48 pm

    Im done communicating with sneaky cowardly sock puppets.

    • unclecarbuncle permalink
      September 7, 2012 3:09 pm

      OK TRAVIS

      • September 7, 2012 6:48 pm

        Kent was Tavis all along? Let me use the “znuz is znees” hobo translator…

        CUNT ASS TRANNY ANKHEG?

    • Roger Moret permalink
      September 8, 2012 3:17 pm

      Noooo! Kunt’s leaving AGAIN! Say it aint so!

  21. September 7, 2012 3:49 pm

    Hey Tavis when are you going to give us a fucking update. Shit I’ve churned out more fucking content this week than Jim the Scam

  22. Zarathustra permalink
    September 7, 2012 4:40 pm

    Oh no, Kent is “done” and leaving in a huff for the umpteenth time. By now that holds as much credibility as a fat goth girls suicide attempts “this time for real guys”. Either way, no one cares.

    • kent permalink
      September 7, 2012 5:10 pm

      Be brave and tell me who you are.

      • Aos permalink
        September 7, 2012 5:30 pm

        I’m Batman.

      • Zarathustra permalink
        September 7, 2012 8:02 pm

        Zarathustra is my handle on all the rpg boards I post on. Shouldn’t you be off in your darkened room, cutting yourself & drinking Irish whiskey.

  23. September 7, 2012 4:43 pm

    Just thought you would find this handy:

    http://dwimmerdust.tumblr.com/post/31085556886/no-fucking-updates

    Not link bait, just too much to post here. An update on the lack of updates.

    • Aos permalink
      September 7, 2012 4:58 pm

      I think it’s priceless that he asks to get you banned whilst attempting to be less of a drama queen.

  24. kent permalink
    September 7, 2012 5:19 pm

    On reflection I have to say YDIS is a fucking idiot too for encouraging rampant sock puppetry and partaking in it too at the expense of anything more meaningful. There are only a half dozen or a dozen people posting here, most of them retards and that is a shitty forum by any standard.

    • September 7, 2012 5:26 pm

      I’m no fucking sock puppet. I’m the real mother fucking retro retro creator of Dwimmerdust.

    • Radovarl permalink
      September 7, 2012 8:28 pm

      What would be more meaningful, exactly? Another foray into the deep meaningfulness of the “High Men” and there ridiculous trompings through your stupid fucking hole-in-the-ground? Grow the fuck up, jackass.

  25. September 7, 2012 5:37 pm

    Courageous Kent is retreating (again) while the “cowardly sock puppets” stand their ground, gleefully licking their whiskers. They are “sock puppets” because Kent says so. They are “sock puppets” because — for reasons not entirely clear — only Kent has an ‘identifiable’ handle.

    Remember, Kent is NOT a target of this blog — because Kent says so! Kent, don’t worry, when your need for attention outweighs your indignation, we’ll be here waiting for you!

    • kent permalink
      September 7, 2012 6:00 pm

      I didn’t notice your name lead to a lonely blog. Are you claiming to know who the others here are? Its not a difficult concept – if you use the same handle in different places/forums then you have an ‘identifiable’ handle and have to stand over what you say wherever you say it.

      If my blog is a target of the blog then find a critical quote from the author of this blog. I explained above what happened. If you are smarter than you seem then act so.

      • Radovarl permalink
        September 7, 2012 8:18 pm

        Here’s your quote. Your “explanation” is worth twice shit. I can only speculate about how you are the only one who can possibly know who YDIS is for sure, but that topic can wait for another day.

        “Virulently offensive speculation regarding Irishmen in general is welcome. The stupider and more vile your comments, the better. Eventually my hope is that a Google search for “Kent blog” or “Some King’s Kent” returns this thread as the first result.”

        Usually, non-targets of trolling blogs aren’t identified as targets for vilification in those blogs, i.e., YDIS probably wouldn’t have channeled the collective scorn of our considerable bile your way if he thought you were, oh I dunno, like someone who wasn’t worthy of scorn.

      • September 8, 2012 8:04 am

        YDIS; August 26, 2012; re Kent

        “…he is an attention whore.”

        So, does my (admittedly) lonely blog absolve me of “sock puppet” status?

    • Radovarl permalink
      September 7, 2012 8:12 pm

      I find it curious that you are compelled to insult the intelligence of my fellow sock puppets so vehemently and often. Might it be that you are slightly sensitive about the topic? Washed out of grad school, perhaps?

  26. September 7, 2012 6:50 pm

    AN ALONG THRU TH TREES COMES AXGAR BARBARIAN LVL4 AN CHOPS OFF OGRES FUCK HEAD AND THEN HOT ELV CHICK FUCKS HIMAN STEALS HIS GOLD

  27. faserfag permalink
    September 7, 2012 7:00 pm

    Hey everyone check out Kent’s obvious genius and superiority here: http://tinyurl.com/cb87afq One page dungeon contest 2009 lists the submitter as Paul Berry. Could “Kent” be a sockpuppet name?

  28. faserfag permalink
    September 7, 2012 7:03 pm

    Oops, Paul Barry, with an a.

    • September 7, 2012 7:41 pm

      STOP FUCK OUTNG PEOPLE CRISESACKS

    • Radovarl permalink
      September 7, 2012 8:26 pm

      If there were a middle name attached, it would sound like a serial killer’s. Paul John Barry. Paul William Barry, et al.

      • September 8, 2012 5:29 am

        Actually, I think Kent is his middle name. Can there be any doubt that our Irish pal is the Paul KB responsible for this blog?

        http://critiquezaks.blogspot.com/

        If psychology was a respectable discipline, this would tend to support the “Zak fixation” hypothesis.

      • Roger Moret permalink
        September 8, 2012 4:04 pm

        In all seriousness, is Kunt really gay? Or just pretending because he thinks we’ll like him better? That’s an awful lousy reason to swallow spunk, IMO, even for a drunken mick.

      • September 9, 2012 5:17 am

        “Can there be any doubt that our Irish pal is the Paul KB responsible for this blog?”

        As I recall, he told us he was, so… no?

      • September 9, 2012 9:21 am

        I don’t remember him saying that. I’m not doubting you; I just have no recollection of that.

      • September 10, 2012 12:31 pm

        I don’t blame you; as announcements go it wasn’t much of one, and the blog itself lacked either sound or fury, let alone significance.

  29. kent permalink
    September 7, 2012 8:51 pm

    It can’t be said I didn’t warn the stupid cunt – ydis is some irresponsible prick Chris Robert
    from Philadelphia. crusssdaddy on odd74.

    • Chris Robert permalink
      September 7, 2012 10:04 pm

      Fuck you, man, don’t drag me into this.

    • The Real Real Chris Robert permalink
      September 8, 2012 6:51 am

      Fuck the both of you. Don’t drag me into this.

    • The Actual Chris Robert permalink
      September 8, 2012 7:53 am

      Fuck all three of you. Don’t drag my candyass into this.

    • The One and Only Chris Robert, This Time for Real Reals permalink
      September 8, 2012 2:22 pm

      FUCK the FOUR of you imposters! Don’t drag my heterosexual ass (just in case Kent the Kunt is getting excited by all this man ass talk) into this!

    • Chris Robert's Asshole permalink
      September 8, 2012 4:01 pm

      Kent raped me.

    • The Real Real Chris Robert's Asshole permalink
      September 8, 2012 4:37 pm

      Fuck you all, my asshole is a one-way street. Only 100% pure crap comes out of me. Nothing, and I mean nothing, goes up this one-way highway

  30. Timothy permalink
    September 8, 2012 8:08 am

    Well, this is an unfortunate turn of events.

    Too late to sing kumbiya?

    • Dumb Frost Doom permalink
      September 8, 2012 8:10 am

      There’s no turning back after POWER WORD: REAL NAME.

  31. unclecarbuncle permalink
    September 8, 2012 12:32 pm

    AXGAR WAKE UP PISS OFF ALL GOLD STOLED BY CANDI ELV WENCHI SETS OF ON FEETS TO TRACKS HER

  32. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    September 8, 2012 2:24 pm

    Some Flaming Queen Kent is actually Paul Dingleberry?

  33. The Minotaur's Left Testicle permalink
    September 8, 2012 4:02 pm

    Dinglebarry. With an “a”.

    No one actually gives a fuck who YDIS is. This is still the best OSR site out there.

    What is interesting is the cowardly hypocrisy of slamming others for being sock puppets while sock-puppeting here himself! What an asshat!

    Goodbye Kent. Oh, and Fuck You and your pretentious shit.

    Hello Paul Barry, nice to meetcha!

    Buckle up and enjoy the ride!

  34. September 8, 2012 7:22 pm

    KENTS GOT TA SMALL DICK BUTS HE STILL OWNS ALL YOUS PENUT GALERY FUCKWADS YES YOU ASSHOLE

  35. September 8, 2012 8:17 pm

    I hate it when people write ‘sigh’.
    It makes no sense.

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