In today’s episode of Search Optimized OSRtard: John Adams uses John Adams’ blog to talk about John Adams
August 24, 2012
Brave Halfling is so important it talks about itself in the third person now. Did someone just take a SEO class at the local vocational college? IT NEEDS MORE KEYWORDS JOHN!!!
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Your Dungeon Is Suck. 
I’ve developed a terrible rash and an awful dose of felcher’s tickle. Any good farmwife remedies would be very welcome
proclaimed the brave self-publicist
We are fortunate that John Adams was able to track down John Adams for an exclusive interview about John Adams, to be put on John Adams’ blog about John Adams.
Needs more John Adams, John Adams!
Cut John Adams some slack. After all, this is a big day for Brave Halfling Publishing and John Adams (to quote John Adams of Brave Halfling Publishing from John Adams’ Brave Halfling Blog written by John Adams). But yeah, when these OSR types at the niche hobby level do their own boiler plate press releases, they do sound kind of derp dee durp.
Maybe John Adams can go fuck himself. Instead of spewing PR syne he can ship hs fucking cut and paste game to his buyers.
Notice a trend with these asshats? Lure the suckers in. Make massive promises. Get ther money. Then sit around and finger themselves while dreaming of dusty rooms. Fuckers.
Well, duh. The only people surprised the the OSR nimrods that are creating content for cash are the laziest sons of bitches around are the idiots that funded their escapades in the first place.
John Adams would say you do not understand how hard it is being a publisher and a creator. After all, cutting and pasting takes time.
I think John Adams should go fuck himself.
I think it is fucking hilarious says Grumpy Grognard. There is no press like your own press. John Adams will probably, and eventually, say something harsh about himself in his own press release and sue for slander where he would have to run back and forth from the defendant table to the plaintiff table to make a case. Then he would probably end up crying in his bathtub with a box of chocolates and a razor blade because he would owe himself a ton of money from the settlement.
John Adams should convert to Mormonism.
So Kunt apparently is “outing” YDIS. Again.
For like the billionth time and he’s been wrong each and every time? I suppose he’ll shake his bony fists at the sky and call a curse down upon YDIS yet again, close his comments, show up here again, rinse, wash, repeat a thousand fucking times. Kent should really look at the OSR fucktardiness that leads to YDIS rather than trying to figure out which of his neckbearded peers runs this thing.
WHY IS YDIS rather than WHO IS YDIS again, you mean?
“…a mind which naturally intimidates the dull witted, and who possesses a propulsive manliness so unbearable to cowards that they scurry away…”
Rather a mind so desperate for attention that, instead of providing quality blog content, it resorts to threats. Kent is unwilling just to supply the information, he requires that people ask for it, thereby feeding his malnourished ego.
Some King’s Kent…it’s whisker lickin’ good!
I don’t know, man, Kent’s tougher-than-you act from across the pond kinda has me shakin’ in my pink bunny slippers…
That Nancy Boy Kent just wants others to leak the names he thinks he knows because hes too much of a gutless pansy to leak them himself.
Kunt is too good to be true. And gayer than Liberace’s dildo.
I think UncleCarbuncle is really Kent after having his head pounded into the headboard one too many times after a night of getting his fudge packed. His stool pushed. His cornhole pounded. His mangina rammed. His ass fucked. BUFU’d. Sodomized. Buggered.
Kent couldn’t be that concise if his life depended on it.
Kent’s never been guilty of outing previously because he’s the only dude that doesn’t need to speculate. But he is an attention whore. Someone email him and tell me what he says!
Well YDIS has posted here since Neil Armstrong died so there goes my theory.
Random Comment: matt.ceb from RPGNet is the biggest fucking social retard I have ever seen.
That Your Dungeon is Grotesque dude drew a picture on his blog and dedicated it to us! Thanks, Jack!
http://talesofthegrotesqueanddungeonesque.blogspot.com/2012/08/monolithin.html?zx=bf87063d2db3af28
Of course, it might not be a good idea to draw attention to yourself from YDIS.
Timmy, are you done lickin’ that gerkin up and down or are you still salivating? I’m still not sure if you like it in meat or turd consistency…..
Maybe; both.
NOONE CARE TALK SOM DD THIS BLOG SMELLS LIKE DIM KASKIDS OLD BOnGWATR FUCKERS
YOU DUNGEON SUCK AN SO DO THIS. FUCKIN BLOG
CRISESACKS BUNCHA FUCK. RETARD FUCK ONHERE
WHAT A COINSDENSE JRT DISPEARS AN ARNESONS SCROTUM SHOWS UP WITH HIS DICK IN HIS HAND TALKI SMACK. SAME FUCKFACE DIFFRENT NAME GO FUCK YOURSELV
Sorry to disappoint you. From what I’ve read of JRT at YDIS, he’s gone away for a very long time and I don’t think he is allowed Internet access where he’s gone to. I also know where my cap lock key is, unlike JRT or you Some Queen’s Kunt when you are off your meds and posting as Uncle Carbuncle. Pity, as I think I would have really liked this JRT fellow based on his humorous and insightful posts. Except for that whole rape thing of course.
YOU ENTER A DARK 10 FEET x 10 FEETS ROOM IT IS FILLED WITH MY FARTS SAVe VS POISON FAIL ALL YOU FUCKeRS DIE
Ironically, that sounds like a more interesting encounter than anything in JaMal’s Dimmerdouche Suckdungeon could ever be… And more edgy than Faggi could ever get.
I’m getting my whoever smelt it dealt it scroll ready…
Since this is a Faggi dungeon, it is not just a save or die versus flatulence, but there are also gas-surfers in the cloud and if you are breathing within 30 feet of the Turd you are automatically taken over and turned into a nocturnal gasonova. Whenever you go to sleep in a tavern the inhabitants are brutally slain by your gastonomic proficiency. Your characters all advance 2 levels, but are technically wights under control of the DM. Enjoy this authentic LotFap Sandbox with your “characters.”
“Yea, verily, good gentles, tis bogs truth that whoever did whiff it, did surely and mightily biff it.”
A tavern all farted up. Welcome to Finland.
“Deny thy flatulence, and refuse thy blame! For he who hath smelt it most assuredly hath delt it!” – William Shakespeare’s “Some Queen Kent”
boring