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Dave Brockie meet ‘n’ greet is FUNDED!!!

August 1, 2012

Congratulations to Oderus Cashregisterus on monetizing getting his picture taken with fans! That’s how all the great ones do it. Do you think Jizmak da Gusha (am I pronouncing that right?) is going to be jealous?

If you are one of the 48 people who made this happen, please do one favor for the people who only purchased the adventure (especially the “patrons of the arts” who went in for $100+): post your GWAR pix to the LotFP forums so these other poor souls have something to look at for their investment. Because I think we can all agree that the guy whose literary claim to fame is the following, is not going to compose anything resembling a serviceable RPG adventure:

You fucking LotFloP dummies chose this instead of Kevin Crawford? SRSLY LOL?!?!?!?!?

EDIT: Special bonus… Ask R.A. Salvatore anything!!! Your chance to access the genius that is the heir to Tolkien, Hodgson, Eddison, the guy who made Gygax relevant, etc.

19 Comments leave one →
  1. August 1, 2012 12:14 pm

    I actually like that song. I think it tries to be about the dangers of glorifying war while glorifying war at the same time. A bit of a mess, but an entertaining bit of a mess.

    • August 1, 2012 12:36 pm

      Forget the dopey song, I’m talking about his lame book. I would trust you to write a GWAR adventure module, but not Oderus. Maybe Broodmother IS a GWAR module?

      • August 1, 2012 1:58 pm

        I dunno man. Is your favorite PC being ripped in twain by giant shark/elephant men GWAR? How about being hit by a thrown boulder that knocks you off a cloud 5,000 feet in the air? Ship anchor to the face? A haunted brain?

      • Shitty McTits permalink
        August 2, 2012 1:40 pm

        I don’t know if that’s GWAR but I know I need to change my pants.

  2. TurdBurgler permalink
    August 1, 2012 2:02 pm

    http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/xi3zr/i_am_ra_salvatore_fantasy_writer_geek_gamer/c5mj9y2 Ohhhhh, Salvatore wrote the Drizzt series as a journey of awakening and self-discovery. Poor Salvatore; he discovered the world is full of douchebags. The only way to fight back is with two scimitars and a magical panther. Seems legit.

  3. August 1, 2012 9:28 pm

    “I’ve now come to see something else in them, and it’s mostly because of the feedback I get: these books, for many readers, seem to be a lifeline back in time, to their old gaming days (pre-internet for many) and/or high school or junior high…I get the same feeling when I’m writing them.”

    Lifeline back to SPED

    And ydis namechecking Hodgson and Eddison? That’s some market penetration right thurr

    • August 1, 2012 10:00 pm

      I wanted to list all the names Kent has on his blog bio, but I go to check and of course he’s vaped it again 😦

  4. Timothy permalink
    August 3, 2012 11:42 am

    The best part of R4’s wrap-up is where he asks himself, “How are you feeling, Jim?” This debacle must have affected him more than he is letting on – talking to yourself on your own blog is abnormal, even for Serbian Film devotees.

  5. Captain Kirk's Dick Blood permalink
    August 3, 2012 4:33 pm

    So did anybody make enough money to at least buy a used car? Or is it basically just a handful of gritty designers can go another couple months without having to once again consider if Wallmart is hiring?

  6. Vulcan Stev permalink
    August 3, 2012 8:32 pm

    Please help me out. To make my my homophobic pathetic life even worse, my family trailer park home just burned to the ground and now we are forced to live in a motel and eat Chick-fil-a for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and not just because we hate the gays! Can you spare $5 for my two page suckdungeon to help us back on our feet? Those gays aren’t going to hate themselves! http://www.rpgnow.com/product/104246/Wizard%27s-Duel

    WHY HAS JESUS CHRIST FORSAKEN ME?!? I proudly voted against gay marriage in North Carolina, Lord. I have dutifully followed his word by hating on gays as you can see in my comments here: http://berinkinsman.wordpress.com/2012/05/09/reflections-on-north-carolina/
    WHY DOES GOD PUNISH ME SO?

    • Chainsaw permalink
      August 4, 2012 12:27 pm

      I hate you, Steve.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      August 4, 2012 7:51 pm

      Yeah, Kent is pretty gay, isn’t he? But there are plenty of reasons to hate that English poofster Kent without having to resort to hating him for his homosexuality.

  7. boombasticus permalink
    August 5, 2012 4:53 am

    Gwendolyn Brooks should sue that space caveman back to the trees for messing with her poem.

    “Until the last line, the element of bravado in the diction and rhythm has made the activities of the street people seem somehow defensible, if not downright desirable. A certain pride in being outside the conventions, institutions and legal structures of the predominant society is conveyed. Escaping the drudgery and dullness of school and work has left the lives of these drop-outs open to many romantic possibilities.”

  8. Zed permalink
    August 7, 2012 5:20 am

    Here’s Kunt doing exactly what he rags on Raggi for, blaming his readers for not giving a fuck about the pretentious, dull ravings of his blog. Perhaps it is the complete lack of anything of creative interest or even a well made point on your blog that has elicited such a hearty “meh” from people Kunt.

    http://somekingskent.blogspot.com.au/2012/08/comments-disabled-index-to-abode-of-pri.html

    • Roger Moret permalink
      August 7, 2012 8:46 am

      If you tried to create a narcissitic, supercilious, hypocritcal, ass-munching windbag in a laboratory, there would be no point, because Kent is already among us.

  9. August 7, 2012 1:31 pm

    …someone actually reads that shitty Kent blog? He’s never really posted that much, so how does anyone even know anything about his garbage? When I got into the gaming blogoshere, that blog was one of many that I passed over as trash. This is the first time I’ve even thought about that blog in two years. The guy has balls of steel to cut off comments, if he thinks he’s relevant.

  10. August 10, 2012 9:30 pm

    DICKSS

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