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Google bait: hot mind flayer porn

July 29, 2012

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  1. kent permalink
    July 29, 2012 7:47 pm

    Here’s one.

    Do any of you guys have beautiful sisters you would like me to meet?

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      July 30, 2012 5:25 am

      Why, cum guzzler? Do you want to design them a fabulous outfit or just do their hair?

      • kent permalink
        July 30, 2012 6:40 am

        I would start by shaving your sister’s hair (to confirm her gender) and ten trim her beard.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        July 30, 2012 6:44 am

        BTW congratulations to Kent for his Gold Medal in Cock Sucking at the London 2012 Olympics. All Britannia must be proud. Good luck in the Pillow Biting finals!

      • kent permalink
        July 30, 2012 6:59 am

        Your sister says you liked it when she bullied you.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      July 30, 2012 8:15 pm

      Unfortunately Kent only took home the Bronze in getting sodomized (or buggery as those whacky Brits call it). The Russian judge took off points because Kent’s ass left too much poo poo on the dick that was ramming him.

      • kent permalink
        July 31, 2012 12:00 am

        You overheard once that retards should not be censured for homophobic remarks and you’re sticking with that by god. You’re like a circus performer who can only juggle dildos. Batons? Nope. Balls? Nope. Bottles? Nope. Dildos? For sure.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        July 31, 2012 10:06 am

        Hopefully Kent will do better talking to some dude’s lollipop.

  2. July 30, 2012 4:09 am

    This mass marketing is getting on my nerves. You write about the “2 days left” posts but this shit has been going on before that. These zombies come out in waves and seem to make brand new accounts on forums telling everyone why this is great. When I go to forums I want to bullshit about gaming, not worry about some door to door salesman knocking at my front door asking if I need a vacuum cleaner.

    • Roger Moret permalink
      July 30, 2012 8:22 am

      You make a good point here my friend. When has Rag’s blog had anything but self-absorbed P.T. Barnum style promoting? 2010? When is the last time he actually wrote any sort of gaming related post? 2008? Rags blog exists only to futilely whip his shrinking fan base to action. But congrats on getting the two adventures out of 20 funded!

      • Jack Colby permalink
        July 30, 2012 10:00 am

        The funny thing is, I enjoyed reading his blog when he actually talked about gaming. I think he had a lot of interesting stuff to say, but now all we hear is promotion for the various books and modules. It’s his opinions and gaming posts that got people on board with buying his game products in the first place, and if he doesn’t balance that out and write some more, his fan base WILL be shrinking as no one that’s new to it all will have any reason to choose his stuff over any of the others out there. Pure marketing only goes so far. Even WotC posts articles to try and show customers that they are still players and thinking about the game and have interesting ideas (whatever you may think of them.) Raggi is losing all that, and it IS a form of promotion… and a sincere one at that.

      • August 1, 2012 9:30 pm

        James has some intelligent shit to say about gaming (and music, back when he did that). I honestly can’t knock his hustle, it’s cool if you can make a living at selling games and do it outside of the nominal box, but since I don’t buy shit, I haven’t found much of interest over there in yeah about two years.

  3. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    July 30, 2012 5:47 am

    In three days, I am going to enjoy the public mockery of the dumb fucks who spent $160+ for two 16 page adventure modules.

    • July 30, 2012 5:55 am

      We shouldn’t mock these people. We should find out who they are, track them down, and sell them a dollar bill for $10. They might talk us down to $8 or $5, but we would be a tad wealthier.

    • Dad permalink
      July 30, 2012 6:01 pm

      I was in @$500. Easiest money I’m ever going to make.

  4. Timothy permalink
    July 30, 2012 6:04 am

    Hey, where is the mind flayer porn? This is an outrage!

  5. kent permalink
    July 30, 2012 3:38 pm

    Ive Just finished watching the first four seasons of Breaking Bad for the second time in six months. I think its fair to say it is the best yet that the US has offered in TV drama, a little better than The West Wing and a little better than Deadwood. The high water mark for me remains the very English drama – Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy – a ten/ten to Breaking Bad’s seven/ten.

    Im kinda like Walter White, I have my good side and my bad side. YDIS is kinda like Gus, you know, black and inscrutable. The rest of you guys here are a gang of Jesse Pinkasstons, intense breathless foulmouthed dropouts with hearts of gold. I can’t think who would make a good ‘Mike’, any thoughts?

    • Roger Moret permalink
      July 30, 2012 4:09 pm

      Did you get lost on your way to IMDB?

    • kent permalink
      July 30, 2012 4:53 pm

      Oh Im sorry. Did I interfere with you saying the same thing for the hundredth time?

      • Roger Moret permalink
        July 30, 2012 5:31 pm

        Yeh, and cut it out, wanker.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        July 31, 2012 12:52 pm

        For Miss Kent:

    • Timothy permalink
      July 31, 2012 5:00 am

      You are misguided about the best American drama, Kent. How can you overlook Coprock?

    • August 1, 2012 9:31 pm

      Dude I just started Breaking Bad tonight. After two episdodes, it seems all right.

  6. Ritter permalink
    July 30, 2012 9:17 pm

    Sounds like Maliszewski is subtly asking for free shit again. This time it’s the mini Moldvay/Cook boxed sets.

    “I own a couple, I regret my shortsightedness, especially since, as I recall, there were also miniature reproductions of the Moldvay/Cook boxed sets. Those would be awesome to own, don’t you think?”

    http://grognardia.blogspot.com/2012/07/mini-surprise.html

    • July 31, 2012 4:18 am

      Maliszewski’s blog makes me think of a chick’s diary where all he talks about is what happened to him back in the 80’s.

      “Dear diary: I read a Conan novel. It was fun because I wasn’t getting laid.”

      “Dear diary: I got a D&D book. It was fun because I wasn’t getting laid.”

      He offers nothing new. Almost like he is doing a movie reboot. He takes products that were already discussed and reviewed back when CHIPS was still on the air and just spews it back out with the phrase “I remember when”. To stay on topic though, and since I clicked on your link, he jumped on the “fund me, fuck me” crazy train.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        July 31, 2012 10:04 am

        JaMal’s blog posts read like this:

        “Back in the 80s I never read… or I never played… but I still have an opinion anyway… blah blah blah.

        About me.

        More about me.

        Me me me.

        One sentence condemning what I never read or never played 30 years later and after the fact.

        OPTIONAL: Request from JaMal for someone to send him a free copy of X for my collection without a trade for something else – but not to worn mind you and in the original packaging!

        More about me.”

  7. kent permalink
    July 31, 2012 5:22 pm

    Im fed up with this place again.

    The contributions and contributors here make it less interesting than Dragonsfoot. That is, ydis and Dragonsfoot are the two most boring ‘hangouts’ in the OSR right now. I’ll check back in a month and see if things have improved.

    • Roger Moret permalink
      August 1, 2012 9:39 am

      Go ahead and make it 2 months, we’ll let you know when your psychosexual narcissistic rantings are needed again.

  8. Zed permalink
    July 31, 2012 6:14 pm

    Hey Kent, fuck off you deluded cunt, you forgot to add your blog as one of the biggest, most dull turds in the galaxy.

  9. Peanut Eminem permalink
    August 1, 2012 4:52 am

    Only 4 projects funded and he promises to give the money back for the ones that didn’t.

    I would like this to be a blow to his massively over-inflated ego, but I doubt it will happen. He will just claim that it can’t be his fault, that the “OSR” is to blame.

    I don’t get why this guy has any fans at all. Lametations is a crappy little game and the parts that aren’t is the stuff that he copied from other games.

    • August 1, 2012 6:17 am

      Perhaps more projects would have funded had Raggi focused on promoting the campaign rather than spending time on his two-whole-weeks-in-development Death Fart Doom (or whatever he’s calling it).

      Regardless, I think Raggi is being too hard on himself. He says, “Basically, my popularity radar is so dysfunctional it’s not even funny.” This simply isn’t true; his dysfunctional popularity radar IS funny.

    • Roger Moret permalink
      August 1, 2012 9:51 am

      Indie a go-go will automatically refund any projects that didn’t fund.

      I have to admit that Rags funded two more projects than I predicted. But he’s still batting a not so robust .210 which will get you benched on most major league teams (if not sent down to the minors).

      From reading his wrap-up report I’m still not sure Rags understands what a mess the entire thing was. Rags, sincerely, just concentrate on one project at a time and not on trying to rule the OSR world. Cause the truth is a lot of people’s time was wasted on this nonsense. Not here, of course, since we had a delightful month of hilarious posts (all Kent’s excluded, obviously)

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