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Feeling the ‘paign

July 2, 2012

Well, we’re only 24 hours into J4’s latest crowdfunding debacle and he’s prudently sounding the general alarm, passing out floaties, and lowering the lifeboats into the water. MAYDAY!!! MAYDAY!!! The questions on his board are coming fast and furious, each more perplexed than the next, but Jimmy has a solution to convince his deep-pockets supporters to take the plunge:

Less than 24 hours into the campaigns, there has been concern expressed to me about the risk involved with the larger perk values. Understood. I was originally going to put this in the full campaign descriptions on every project, but: If you contribute at the $160 level or greater, and the project you contribute that amount to is the only project to fund, you will receive a 100€ coupon code for the LotFP store. If you contribute at the $160 level or greater, and only one other project funds in addition to the one you put the money into, you will receive a 50€ coupon code for the LotFP store.

Just a little bit to encourage those greater contribution levels and lessen, if not eliminate, the risks of the large-dollar perks… because it’s those perks which will get these things funded and in your hands.

So how does that sound, LotFP fanboys? Fuckin’ tits, except… what exactly are you supposed to spend your 50-100€ coupon on, exactly? The last crowdfunding extravaganza spawned a whopping ONE (1) module. If you have that coupon in your hand, it means this one has failed to launch anything more than the two modules you already have… which means the cupboards are completely bare at the LotFP store where you are supposed to redeem your coupon. Maybe Jimmy is hoping you’ll buy a few more copies of the rules book? Gonna take a loooooooooooong time to find something to spend that fitty on, let alone a hundy. And it’s only good in the LotFp store, not on IndieGogo, so you can’t even spend it on the next apple-pie-in-the-sky-hopes campaign 😦

If two modules fund and you made a $160+ contribution, you’re going to be rooting like a motherfucker against a third one funding, so at least you get a little something back…!

210 Comments leave one →
  1. Bob's Cunt permalink
    July 2, 2012 2:45 pm

    Looks like Jimmy’s empire of shit is crumbling away.

  2. AnonymousNZ permalink
    July 2, 2012 7:41 pm

    My popcorn bowl, mountain dew and 3D glasses are ready.
    ON with the show!

  3. Metamorphosissigma (David Howarth) permalink
    July 2, 2012 8:32 pm

    Why are you even reading his fucking blog anymore, let alone anyone else’s? Sadly, Yourdungeonissuck.wordpress.com is my first and last stop on the quotidian OSR tour. But thank you for that, since you save me the trouble of trolling the rest of the dreck which comprises the “Old School” Renaissance. As I’ve said numerous times before, under a number of pseudonyms, the MM, PHB, DMG, and a handful of monochromes is all I need. And finally now, it’s all I’m even willing to consider.

  4. Roger Moret permalink
    July 2, 2012 9:10 pm

    What a cluster FUCK of a mess.

    Take a look at the bonus goals. Randomly chosen adventures? Sheets of paper on how Rags would run the adventure himself? Get real.

    Please let this fail, for the entertainment value Alone!

    • Metamorphosissigma permalink
      July 3, 2012 5:33 am

      Sadly, judging by the level of funding achieved by some of these after only a day, it looks as if this will be a moderate success at least. It’s interesting to me that Rients’ project currently leads the pack with $900, with Monte Cook and Raggi at $500+. Between the “fool me thrice” Gardening Society membership and the wildeyed forty times a day handwashers (i.e., the collecting “community” over at the Ibrary) I’d lay good money on a minimum of 7 or 8 of these funding successfully.

  5. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    July 3, 2012 6:25 am

    I’m still waiting for the “Big Names” Faggi promised…
    At this point I’d settle for the Big Turds, like JaMal.

  6. Timothy permalink
    July 3, 2012 6:33 am

    It’s great the way Faggs is telling all his followers to throw money at modules they don’t want, on the off chance they might get one they do. Telling them to figure out strategy among themselves, that it is “Up to you to make this happen.”

    Why not just run an intelligent campaign, that people can get what they want. I am sure a handful will fund (I hope Rients does, despite the whole flying-dinosaurs-with-laser-beams getting super old at this point) , but I don’t see how he is going to build goodwill among his fans when they shell out $100 and get shit they didn’t want. How are the authors who lose out going to feel?

    Of course, when you have gripping titles like The Land That Exuded Evil, the whole thing is mailed-in anyway so they might not even care.

  7. July 3, 2012 8:27 am

    Rients, where did you go? I’m rooting for only your module to fund, so Raggi has to pass out IOUs and then everyone realizes LotFP scrip is worth less than Zimbabwean shekels. Come here and promote this abomination.

  8. July 3, 2012 12:28 pm

    I am not kidding with my blogpost on this topic: Raggi is a crazy sumbitch for trying this, but also the only guy I can see pulling it off. And if he and some people want to offer me a pile of money to try to kill all their characters, who am I to say no?

    The fact that I am currently sitting on three times as many dollars pledged as Monte effin’ Cook is mind-boggling. I can only assume he has done nothing to promote his adventure and that as soon as he does he’ll fly past the rest of us.

    Timothy, I actually plan to tone down the goofy-ass goofiness for this project and seriously try to deliver a 3D cloud castle environment with credible monsters and dangers such that cause-and-effect kills all the PCs in brutal but logical ways. In short, I’m kind of shooting for Tomb of Horrors level carnage without the “a wizard did it” douchey-ness of the original.

    • July 3, 2012 1:04 pm

      Monte is plugging his adventure now. http://www.montecookgames.com/the-unbegotten-citadel/ But don’t sell yourself short Jeff, I think you will maintain a lead over Cook.

    • July 3, 2012 1:11 pm

      Was money the only consideration? Pitting all of the projects against one another is a) undignified, and b) disingenuous. “Look, buy in big and you get all these modules!!!” But they don’t fund, like the prior campaign, and now the supporters have been bilked to the tune of $100+ for one module. It’s shameful. People can spend their money however they like, but don’t you feel a little dirty being a part of it?

      Did Raggi admit to you that the prior business model (pre-orders or, how quaint, making something and then asking for money) was a failure and that’s why it’s being done this way? If the prior model worked but he sees this as a quicker way to get his fingers into pouches, it’s even worse. We’re in the trust tree, you can tell me…

      • July 3, 2012 2:43 pm

        The money was a key consideration given the scope of the project. Partly to justify the project to my wife, actually.

        Is it a little weird that people could fund a project and not get everything requested? Absolutely. But aren’t the risk in every crowdsourced or subscription plan pretty obvious? I’ve gotten burned on subs and pre-order type deals before, but I thought it was clear that could happen when I signed on.

        I didn’t really discuss the overall structure of the project with Raggi. I probably wouldn’t have signed on had I realized that I was going to be in direct competition with some of these people.

    • Timothy permalink
      July 3, 2012 1:57 pm

      Thanks for the heads up, Jeff, sound interesting. I don’t want to support lotfap’s third vaporware crowdfund thing, but I would like to check out what you will do. You, sir, are a foul temptress.

  9. Bob's Cunt permalink
    July 3, 2012 1:00 pm

    Personally, I think we’re seeing the last gasp of the OSR. I have a feeling that WOTC will be the one to put the final nail in the coffin. Many Grognards are liking what they see with 5e. The 1e reprints are the beginning of something bigger. Add in Jmal’s failure to deliver on Petty Gods, Kuntz going off the deep end and many people not liking what Eldritch Ent. has put out you have the stage set for the beginning of the end. Mark my words boys, it’s over.

    • July 3, 2012 3:52 pm

      The OSR will continue because the best of it is free or easy and cheap enough to acquire.IMLO of course.

      • July 18, 2012 12:28 am

        +1, for whatever it’s worth.

    • Scott permalink
      July 3, 2012 6:00 pm

      “Kuntz going off the deep end”

      Any incident in particular or just a ratcheting-up of the usual ambient megalomaniacal crazy?

      • Bob's Cunt permalink
        July 3, 2012 6:08 pm

        The usual crazy but he seems to be ratcheting it up the closer to election day it gets. I think Lil’ Bobby’s big break came when no one saw him as the successor to Gygax and panned his craptastic work.

      • July 3, 2012 6:20 pm

        He’s currently shitting himself over the Obamacare decision. Someone should let him know that if we had universal coverage, poor Jim Ward could put his tin cup away.

  10. bat permalink
    July 3, 2012 1:02 pm

    Jeff, I think a lot of people are rooting for you, but I don’t see why you are surprised that you are ahead of anyone. Everyone has faith that you can deliver the goods. I agree that Raggi is crazy, but yes, if anyone can do this, it is him. I wouldn’t want to see anyone’s dreams or livelihood crushed, so I do hope the best for you guys.

    • July 3, 2012 1:15 pm

      “but I don’t see why you are surprised that you are ahead of anyone”

      Oh come on, false modesty is Jeff’s stock in trade. He lays on that “Golly-gee shucks, li’l ol’ me?” Midwest bullshit and people eat it up.

      • July 3, 2012 2:45 pm

        What, you think I assumed I could operate in Monte Cook’s league? I’ll take false modesty over hubris if those are my choices.

      • July 3, 2012 4:26 pm

        Monte’s league ain’t exactly the NFL anymore. Even in his heyday he was an A squad name churning out C squad work, TSR’s own Jay Cutler.

      • Scott permalink
        July 3, 2012 6:02 pm

        How did Monte Cook’s “dungeon a day” megadungeon thing work out? Most of it’s paywalled so I have no idea if it vapored out or not.

      • Otto permalink
        July 3, 2012 10:32 pm

        What exactly are you basing that statement on? Jeff doesn’t seem to capitalize on his stuff in any major way, other than this (which I support), doesn’t really self promote at all. He doesn’t even post like he thinks he’s brilliant- considering that the rpg scene is mostly uneducated people with delusions of grandeur aspiring to sophistication, Jeff is a very welcome exception. I think his Mormon D&D and other historical-ish settings are truly interesting, and they are presented completely without artifice or pretension.
        The man could very well act like Kent for God’s sake, and chooses not to.
        I realize it’s probably a little stupid to ask YDIS not to be mean, but I think his/it’s assessments are generally pretty accurate. All of your reasons why James Mal is a dick are accurate. (I.E. he is a man who has outright stated that he resents originality, seems hugely popular for posting summaries of stories, and appears to harbor loathsome 18th century prejudices) While I
        am a fan of both Zak and Raggi, they are both narcissistic.
        Jeff though? I’ve never thought of YDIS as blindly spiteful, but as a perfectly acceptable regulatory entity. Giving Jeff shit just undermines your credibility. Jeff is the exact opposite of what you, Grognards.txt, and the general public despise about rpgs. If Jeff isn’t an exemplary blogger, who is?

      • Otto permalink
        July 3, 2012 10:33 pm

        Sorry about the amount of text.

      • July 3, 2012 10:55 pm

        Lighten up, Francis.

      • July 3, 2012 10:56 pm

        “I’ve never thought of YDIS as blindly spiteful”

        lol wat?

      • peehole permalink
        July 3, 2012 11:17 pm

        Monte is on the decline for some time now. His dungeon-B-day has gone the way of the Titanic:

        http://dungeonaday.live.subhub.com/articles/20111130

        He retired from game designing to pursuit a writers careers. Guess what didn’t work out?
        He then got laid off from Wizards of the Cunt, AGAIN.
        And did not release any good new relevant product since Ptolomus.
        No doubt he is jumping in the crowdfucking bandwagon like there is no fucking tomorrow, he may be not the game designer he once was, but he is still a competent marketeer. And even with all that “bad tidings” he is still on another league completely far away from those OSR turds, no offense.
        OTOH it’s exciting to see Jrients beating him, but it’s sad to see the head of the D&D golden age, the guy who pretty much invented the PDF RPG market and modern RPG hyping, getting so low.
        And if you think he is going after the easy money from OSR retardom, nah. He has better plans. I think he actually does not give a fuck if he “wins” ot not, he is only taking a bite of this big easy turd, seeing how low and pathetic the RPG hobby can get, and how low he can go in the future if he keeps ons his steep decline.
        Check out his post on one of his blogs comments:

        “I hope you’ll follow along as I launch my brand new, not-a-rehash-of-anything new project, to be announced really soon!”

        not-a-rehash-of-anything = crap some ppl are paying lots of money for
        BTW, yeah, it’s his own crowdfucking. Guess who is not invited to THIS party?

      • peehole permalink
        July 3, 2012 11:19 pm

        Monte is on the decline for some time now. His dungeon-B-day has gone the way of the Titanic:

        http://dungeonaday.live.subhub.com/articles/20111130

        He retired from game designing to pursuit a writers careers. Guess what didn’t work out?
        He then got laid off from Wizards of the Cunt, AGAIN.
        And did not release any good new relevant product since Ptolomus.
        No doubt he is jumping in the crowdfucking bandwagon like there is no fucking tomorrow, he may be not the game designer he once was, but he is still a competent marketeer. And even with all that “bad tidings” he is still on another league completely far away from those OSR turds, no offense.
        OTOH it’s exciting to see Jrients beating him, but it’s sad to see the head of the D&D golden age, the guy who pretty much invented the PDF RPG market and modern RPG hyping, getting so low.
        And if you think he is going after the easy money from OSR retardom, nah. He has better plans. I think he actually does not give a fuck if he “wins” ot not, he is only taking a bite of this big easy turd, seeing how low and pathetic the RPG hobby can get, and how low he can go in the future if he keeps ons his steep decline.
        Check out his post on one of his blogs comments:

        “I hope you’ll follow along as I launch my brand new, not-a-rehash-of-anything new project, to be announced really soon!”

        not-a-rehash-of-anything = crap some ppl are paying lots of money for.
        BTW, yeah, it’s his own crowdfucking. Guess who is not invited to THIS party?

      • Otto permalink
        July 3, 2012 11:23 pm

        There are plenty of people and things in the scene that deserve to be bitterly mocked, and I feel that for the most part you hassle people who deserve it. Everyone calls you a troll, but a troll posts things they don’t believe to provoke a response, whereas you just write your real-ish opinions in hyperbolic tones to begin the stoning process of offenders. I don’t think Jeff has done anything to deserve that, and I really (earnestly) believe that YDIS is a good and necessary thing, and I’d like to see it continue to exist as what it is.

      • July 3, 2012 11:36 pm

        He charged me a buck for Miscellaneum of Cinder then gave it to everyone else for free, so I’m a little bitter about that 😦

      • Otto permalink
        July 4, 2012 12:01 am

        I’m pretty sure I paid five on Lulu.

  11. July 3, 2012 3:49 pm

    Jimmy Flabbety Flippity Floopity Titty Cocksucker is shucking and jiving and bull shitting and lying and making his way the best he can as a true lazy man, his ass is sore.

  12. July 3, 2012 3:56 pm

    Hmmm. A euro = 1.26 dollars according to my google…. a hundred euro right now is equal to 126 dollars, or so I am told…but for $160 Jimmy will give you $126 worth of his own merchandise, What a bargain!

    • July 3, 2012 3:59 pm

      Nevermind… I re read the posting above and realized my stupid mistake. Jim ain’t ripping anyone off as I had thought, no instead he offers a coupon for extra crap in case his shit isn’t funded. Goes to show why I am a loser and Jimmy is a guru of the new genesis of absurdity.

      • Roger Moret permalink
        July 4, 2012 8:43 pm

        Guys and gals Roger Moret here with my new KIXSTARTER idea! I’ll think up some great dungeons to adventure in called “Evil Shit from the XXX Porn Palace” and “Alexisass and the Prom Dress of Doom” and “Pogs Dark Hole of Anal Orc Rape”, if they are funded i’ll churn out some nonsense co-authored by other people you have never heard of and drawn by hacks, if they aren’t all funded I’ll give you an IOU for some future product that I may or may not ever come out with. Genius? Or the way of doing business in the future for the eternally stupid? You decide, but let’s get those $160 checks rolling in kiddos….

  13. peehole permalink
    July 3, 2012 11:21 pm

    Monte is on the decline for some time now. His dungeon-B-day has gone the way of the Titanic:

    http://dungeonaday.live.subhub.com/articles/20111130

    He retired from game designing to pursuit a writers careers. Guess what didn’t work out?
    He then got laid off from Wizards of the Cunt, AGAIN.
    And did not release any good new relevant product since Ptolomus.
    No doubt he is jumping in the crowdfucking bandwagon like there is no fucking tomorrow, he may be not the game designer he once was, but he is still a competent marketeer. And even with all that “bad tidings” he is still on another league completely far away from those OSR turds, no offense.
    OTOH it’s exciting to see Jrients beating him, but it’s sad to see the head of the D&D golden age, the guy who pretty much invented the PDF RPG market and modern RPG hyping, getting so low.
    And if you think he is going after the easy money from OSR retardom, nah. He has better plans. I think he actually does not give a fuck if he “wins” ot not, he is only taking a bite of this big easy turd, seeing how low and pathetic the RPG hobby can get, and how low he can go in the future if he keeps ons his steep decline.
    Check out his post on one of his blogs comments:

    “I hope you’ll follow along as I launch my brand new, not-a-rehash-of-anything new project, to be announced really soon!”

    not-a-rehash-of-anything = crap some ppl are paying lots of money for
    BTW, yeah, it’s his own crowdfucking. Guess who is not invited to THIS party?
    plans. I think he actually does not give a fuck if he “wins” ot not, he is only taking a bite of this big easy turd, seeing how low and pathetic the RPG hobby can get, and how low he can go in the future if he keeps ons his steep decline.
    Check out his post on one of his blogs comments:

    “I hope you’ll follow along as I launch my brand new, not-a-rehash-of-anything new project, to be announced really soon!”

    not-a-rehash-of-anything = crap some ppl are paying lots of money for
    BTW, yeah, it’s his own crowdfucking. Guess who is not invited to THIS party?

  14. Dickhole permalink
    July 3, 2012 11:38 pm

    and WTFF is that Geek Seekers project? Why is he wearing a fucking cap? Is he an actor now, whats going on?

  15. bat permalink
    July 4, 2012 3:43 am

    And I don’t believe that the OSR (or really, what it stands for, not as a group) is on the decline, at least not yet. While I wish Raggi and Rients luck, I run oldschool games basically off of 3×5 index cards, a pad of hex paper, a core rules set and anything I find interesting here and there, mashing old and new stuff and gleaning things from a variety of blogs, including mine. I am just not sure why such a DIY hobby wants all of these projects flashing at them. I will always offer my blog post material for free, although I am doing a few projects (although I will never use crowdfunding myself) to get some things printed, I will always make everything available at no cost. I applaud some of the people that have been dissed here, like Christian, who I honestly believe is doing his best to keep fanzines going and he does a good job of it. I do not begrudge those looking to make a living from the older style of play as long as they knock out quality stuff and focus on giving people material that they can use in their games. Raggi may be a little off, but he tries his damndest to make things happen and if someone can make this project work, it is him. I know people hate on him here, but James is a pretty dedicated guy.

    • Chainsaw permalink
      July 4, 2012 4:01 am

      Dedication =|= Immunity from criticism.

      • bat permalink
        July 4, 2012 10:37 am

        Hey! I think I am dedicated and somebody here actually said something nice about my blog. I had the shakes for a while after that.

      • Chainsaw permalink
        July 4, 2012 11:26 am

        The guy was probably drunk, man.

      • doazoom permalink
        July 5, 2012 5:21 pm

        but does criticism = trolling?

    • July 4, 2012 12:17 pm

      Christians zines are quality? Really? Are you for real? He’s done several terrible ones and when they were free they failed. Now with a mix of his joining every blog to promote it, Jamals good wishes, and the fact that dorks are currently in a mood to flush money down the toilet to feel like they are a part of something, are the only reasons you even know about it.

      Zines are great. If only somebody would do a quality one that isn’t just some “Look, I’m part of the OSR!”

      • bat permalink
        July 6, 2012 12:40 am

        I believe that Christian’s fanzines stick to the feel of what people were doing in the 70’s and 80’s. Rough? Yes, but that doesn’t mean any less dedicated. Everyone is entitled to their say, of course, but I feel that he was wronged here.

      • July 6, 2012 12:51 am

        Christian’s a good guy and his stuff is just fine. The days when anyone should be offended on any level by some lone dude putting out stuff he likes for literally a few bucks are long gone. Obv people can hate what they want but he’s a poor target. Being mean to Christian is like getting mad at the flower girl in front of the Berlin revue.

      • Arneson's Spectre permalink
        July 8, 2012 7:00 am

        Much as JaMal despises bastardy, I despise Christian not for his failed zine projects but for his cuckold status.

      • boombasticus permalink
        July 8, 2012 10:35 am

        Speaking of bastard-baiting (or something), why did the Grognardia pull out of the IndieGoGo? The ACKS crowd now argue it was “developments in personal life” forced their exit and not being forced to mingle with “Grim” Jim D:

        http://muleabides.wordpress.com/2012/07/06/the-insane-and-ambitious-lotfp-campaign-and-i/

    • GERARD permalink
      July 26, 2012 10:23 am

      I love guys like this. “I DM off the back of a napkin and my dungeons are AWESOME, dude” In this room…. a rat. In the next… also a rat. Wow, two rats.

      • bat permalink
        July 26, 2012 11:53 am

        Well, Gerard, I have been writing a blog for oldschool gaming for over three years, daily for three, now every other day. New monsters, spells, magic items, etc, and I also borrow from other people who do the same. There are no rats on my blog though, sorry. All I mean is that I can run a game with a minimum of material.

        http://ancientvaults.wordpress.com/

  16. July 4, 2012 3:45 am

    Otto, no need to be concerned for me. I can take my lumps.

    YDIS, I’m sorry I tricked you out of a dollar. Did you like it at all?

    • July 4, 2012 6:25 am

      I thought the dial was set too far over to the Ultimate Toolbox side of things, but that was betrayed in the title so I can’t accuse you of deceit. Most of the good stuff you had already given up in the blog. Very generic, was hoping for more actual setting.

  17. Scott permalink
    July 4, 2012 5:34 am

    I just noticed that the YDIS blog theme is “Vigilance” and mine is “Contempt”.

  18. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    July 4, 2012 3:37 pm

    I wonder if we are ever going to see The Turd from Beyond Space & Time or The Douche that Crawls anytime soon? Like maybe before Faggi starts yet another Shitstarter (I mean IndieBlowBlow) of undelivered goods…

    • Roger Moret permalink
      July 4, 2012 8:46 pm

      Why on Earth would he finish those now? They aren’t crowdfunded.

      • July 5, 2012 4:57 am

        Actually, they were crowdfunded:

        http://www.indiegogo.com/The-Monolith-from-beyond-Space-and-Time

        But Raggi’s in no hurry to deliver. Oh wait, he’s apologetic! “I do want to say that I’m sorry it’s taken longer than promised…” I bet Raggi weeps all the way to the bank.

      • Roger Moret permalink
        July 5, 2012 9:55 am

        Sorry perdustn, I meant CURRENTLY crowdfunded. Like Insect Shrine, anything pre-June has been tossed into the dustbin of Rags’ failed career and will never be revisited, hoping the legion of worshippers out there will simply forgive or forget.

  19. kent permalink
    July 5, 2012 8:13 am

    At first glance an innocent fellow, Rients has belatedly come out as a money-grubbing hobbyist as vain as you like. No man-child hawker of monster dreams has yet displayed any talent, might Jeff? Is Scooby-Doo, and Rients is bone-fido expert on cartoon dogs, the missing influence to raise the writing standards of the wielders of crayons to a height sufficient to justify the ways of men-children to their wives.

    — Imagination is the Mind pressing back against Reality, Wallace Stevens said.

    — Imagination is uncomprehending imitation, repetition with error and scooby snacks say the OSR stalwarts.

    — Imagination? I do not need what I do not have, says ydis.

    Note, I do not rule out that an original and talented writer of fantasy fiction could earn a living with dignity and pleasure in a grown up sort of way – do you know what I mean?

    • July 5, 2012 9:38 am

      Yes, yes. You’ve got me and the rest of the people in the scene all figured out, Kent.

  20. Captain Kirk's Dick Blood permalink
    July 5, 2012 10:53 am

    Jeff, maybe somebody can clue me in to the great stuff you write. The only thing I ever personally saw of yours was a free pdf of a several page dungeon. I forget the name, but you had several references to cartoons, including a picture of Justice Leagues Ultra Humanite to describe what some gorilla looks like in one of the dungeon rooms. Althought it was all typical “dust n’ centipedes” stuff like Jmal grunts out of his ass (and idiots now pay for), I found the “cartoon” approach to be pretty retarded for a grown man, even one who plays D&D. If this is typical of your work, then it is sad/amusing to no end that Raggi’s faithful are clamoring for it.

    This idiocy going on in the OSR makes me lose more faith in humanity than gang rape.

    • July 5, 2012 11:12 am

      Yeah, that was called Under Xylarthen’s Tower and should still be available for download. Other than that, I don’t know what you want from me, dude. If you don’t like my stuff, you don’t like my stuff.

    • kent permalink
      July 5, 2012 11:43 am

      Captain KDB, piss off and get your own material.

      >>Jeff, maybe somebody can clue me in to the great stuff you write.

      it is impossible to clue in some who begins a sentence so foolishly.

      ===

      Jeff, I saw what you did there. You called him ‘dude’ but not me. You called me ‘Kent’ which admittedly is respectful, but realising you are in a situation which calls for a discreet ‘dude’ or two you declined to refer to me as ‘dude’ or ‘good ol’ dude of Kent and used one of your ‘dudes’ up on this piece of shit Captain kdb who, I assure you, is no dude but a low down second-rate copycat (I say this to you as a lover of dogs). On this blog that appellation, if it used at all, refers to me. I will not permit any of the pigeon scum here to have their ruffled feathers smoothed with my epithet.

  21. kent permalink
    July 5, 2012 12:46 pm

    I love seeing you guys on film. Check out Jeff’s video – he comes across as a big softy, perfect for a DM. I have to admit I agree with how he is going to handle giants, you have to come up with a new suite of mechanics to give players the shudders when they hear that Giants are near.

    The most important thing is that you get to see Jeff on film – just like in movies.

    http://jrients.blogspot.ie/2012/07/broodmother-sky-fortress-videoblog.html

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      July 7, 2012 7:48 pm

      Kent loves to suck on big old MAN BOOBS!

  22. Captain Kirk's Dick Blood permalink
    July 5, 2012 2:37 pm

    Damn, those be some tig ‘ol bitties.

  23. kent permalink
    July 5, 2012 7:59 pm

    Another thing ydis and all you other chicken shits, I’ll only be calling by once a week for the time being so you will need to be quicker off the draw if we are going to dance. Do you understand retards?

    • July 5, 2012 8:02 pm

      Haha, he called you all retards!

      • July 5, 2012 8:07 pm

        I think he was asking if we understand retards. I like to think I do.

      • kent permalink
        July 5, 2012 8:14 pm

        No. I call you ‘retards’ coz youre two faced. Get me retards?

      • July 5, 2012 8:16 pm

        And now we are to get him retards.

      • kent permalink
        July 5, 2012 8:25 pm

        Yeah, if I take some retards, we could have a regular type conversation here in real time, me and ydis, just the three of us.

      • Roger Moret permalink
        July 6, 2012 12:09 am

        Remember when Kent would bitch about something weird that no one would really understand? Then someone would call him out on his English dick sucking? Then Kent would call us all idiots, morons and jackasses? Then someone else would tell him to suck another dick? Then Kent would vow to leave YDIS because the standards had fallen so low and no one understood his greatness? Then he would actually leave for awhile?

        I remember those days, and I wish we could return to them. Especially the part about Kent leaving for awhile.

      • Timothy permalink
        July 6, 2012 7:01 am

        Hey, Kent, my lessers call me MISTER Retard. In the future you shall refer to us all as such.

    • July 5, 2012 8:06 pm

      kent, you take a lot of shit here, but I feel like you’re working at a level that people will only understand after interpretation has advanced a generation or so. I have a minor G+ sideline in kent apologia. You are misunderstood in your own time.

      • kent permalink
        July 5, 2012 8:22 pm

        >> kent, you take a lot of shit here

        I kinda like the odds.

        >> I have a minor G+ sideline in kent apologia.

        That’s funny – I had no idea. I wouldn’t mind a peek to sample and would like to be apprised of anyone who is trying to kill me.

      • July 5, 2012 8:25 pm

        I don’t have a link, and it’s not because I don’t want to link (I think you’re still in my circles) but because G+ has less than robust archival functions. But your name is taken in vain infrequently but often enough to note, and I’ve presented the contrarian viewpoint often enough that people half-jokingly accuse me of being you.

      • kent permalink
        July 5, 2012 8:38 pm

        Don’t go overboard in my defence. I won’t have people liking me against my will.

      • July 5, 2012 8:39 pm

        I don’t think you have to worry.

      • July 5, 2012 8:40 pm

        I just noticed there’s like 4 t’s in my name for some reason, there’s a joke there somewhurr

      • July 5, 2012 9:29 pm

        Get a room, queertards.

      • July 5, 2012 10:48 pm

        One day our love will seem as natural as a dandelion fucking a butterfly.

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      July 6, 2012 9:02 am

      I believe it’s pronounced, ‘reTARD’…

  24. Timothy permalink
    July 6, 2012 6:57 am

    Raggs is feeling the heat his confusing campaign has caused. Rients’ adventure is close to $1000, nobody else has broken $800 yet. Now he is trying to entice people into funding the shit they don’t care about by offering a 64 page adventure that he has supposedly written. All the vaporware he has relentlessly advertised (and taken money for) and all of a sudden he has a 64-page two-flusher lying around.

    Could it in fact be Insect Shrine? Death Ferox Doom? Green Dick Face #whogivesashit?

    My favorite quote from Ragg’s desperate post: “This isn’t going to work if everyone waits and sees.” Yeah – blame it on the audience, not the dumbass buy-shit-you-don’t-want-so-you-can-get-the-one-you-do-which-may-not-fund-anyway campaign.

    • July 6, 2012 7:25 am

      Don’t forget, Raggi is assuming some risk as well:

      “I’m willing to risk my work going down in obscurity to help everyone else’s shit get out there.”

      To be frank, I don’t understand how the success or failure of this campaign will affect the obscurity of Raggi’s adventure, but it must be true; Raggi wouldn’t mislead anyone.

      Also, interesting use of the term ‘shit’ for projects he’s encouraging people to fund.

  25. July 6, 2012 6:59 am

    I’m starting to appreciate Kent’s (unintentional) humor.

    — He doesn’t want people commenting on his blog, then he gets pissy because people don’t comment on his blog; as if (1) we’re supposed to keep track of when his blog is open and (2) many of his posts aren’t thouroughly insipid. Then he deletes the post wherein he insults the non-commenters. Seriously, WTF?

    — He accuses CKDB of stealing his his material when, if fact, the material isn’t Kent’s originally.

    — He accuses Reints of vanity. Kent calling someone vain? Textbook pot-and-kettle.

    — Kent thinks the epithet of “dude” should apply to him exclusively when he is actually the antithesis of “dude.”

    The laughs keep on coming.

    • Crank Denser permalink
      July 6, 2012 8:29 am

      The Dude Abides. Kent doesn’t. Case closed.

  26. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    July 8, 2012 7:14 am

    Michael Curtis is begging for money now from the OSR suckers as Faggi’s floptastic failure continues to implode:
    http://poleandrope.blogspot.com/2012/07/wanted-265-fans-with-20-to-spare.html

  27. Timothy permalink
    July 8, 2012 9:00 am

    R4 has another great line in a comment:

    {My intention is not to emphasize, for example, “Vincent Baker w/ Cynthia Sheppard doing something for LAMENTATIONS OF THE FLAME PRINCESS, BRANDING BRANDING BRANDING”

    It’s rather “VINCENT BAKER AND CYNTHIA SHEPPARD for Lamentations of the Flame Princess.”}

    HA HA HA HA. Right – there has been no emphasis on BRANDING associated with the James Raggi 4 Brings you The Lamentations of the Flame Princess July Grand Adventures Campaign. Featuring 19 Authors and Artists and YOU Can Get Them All For $180, Or $160 If You Belong To the Pembuttshire Gardeners Society, as Administered By Lamentations of the Flame Princess and Run By James Raggi the Fourth.

    But here is the proof: The blurb for each of these modules, in the main pledge page says in red letters right under the title, by James Raggi. Only under that does it give the name of the actual creators.

    Yeah, no emphasis on branding over the talent at all.

    Does Raggs even pay attention to what he says anymore?

    When it crashes, is he even going to know (or care) why? Or will he keep blaming his audience, and the fans of the other creators?

    • Arneson's Spectre permalink
      July 8, 2012 4:04 pm

      At this point, I can only assume that ANYONE still involved in this latest Faggi disaster is only in it for the cash and hoping to rip off the mental morons of the OSR who love to throw money away at floater turds in the toilet. Clearly Obama is right and some people are completely capable of paying more towards their fair share in taxes, but I digress.Like I said in another life, it is good to know that you can drag your prolapsed rectum with mushy corn-laden feces over a piece of graph paper and sell it for a quick buck to these OSR mental midgets if you ever need the money.

      • Roger Moret permalink
        July 8, 2012 9:16 pm

        My respect for Tavis and JMal has gone up a tick since this debacle. Whatever reasons they state for dropping out, I have a suspicion they felt something was wrong, that Rag’s Grande Campaigne was going to make the Titanic look like a kid farting out bubbles in the washtub. They grabbed their pencils and graph paper and ran like the wind in the opposite direction, fearing the taint of failure a Rags project can blow out to stench up a career. Besides, Jmal has his cash and Tavis may want to stick up his audience for Kixstarter cash in the future, why shit the bed now.

  28. Arneson's Spectre permalink
    July 8, 2012 4:11 pm

    Here’s a recent one star (out of five) review for LotFP Grindhouse Edition:
    http://www.rpgnow.com/product_reviews_info.php?products_id=91126&reviews_id=76499

    This reviewer dude is keeping it real and telling it like it is. DERIVATIVE CUT AND PASTE, CUT AND PASTE, CUT AND MOTHER FUCKING PASTE AGAIN THE SAME OLD SAME OLD SHIT!!!!!

    • July 9, 2012 4:30 am

      I quite liked Raggi’s encumbrance system, and I suppose if my game -really- needed rules for taxable landholdings, there they are. The rest fails to revolutionise.

  29. July 9, 2012 1:41 am

    “But here is the proof: The blurb for each of these modules, in the main pledge page says in red letters right under the title, by James Raggi. Only under that does it give the name of the actual creators.”

    I think that is just because he created the Indiegogo for it, so his name gets stuck there by the site rather than hubris. This place can get a bit hysterical with the poop flinging sometimes.

    • July 9, 2012 5:04 am

      Poop flinging without hysteria is for lesser primates.

      Regardless, Timothy’s point is valid. The graphic for each and every adventure is emblazoned with the phrase “LAMENTATIONS OF THE FLAME PRINCESS PRESENTS.” Raggi’s protestations to the contrary, this is known as ‘branding.’ Raggi tries to paint himself as a selfless crusader of creativity. Alas, his true colours are so garish there simply isn’t enough paint to obscure them.

    • Timothy permalink
      July 9, 2012 5:57 am

      “I think that is just because he created the Indiegogo for it, so his name gets stuck there by the site rather than hubris. This place can get a bit hysterical with the poop flinging sometimes.”

      Z, you shouyld look up the definition of big words like “hysteria” before you use them. I know it makes you feel like a big girl, but the reality is different.

      And of course you could not refute my point with substance, only the supposition of “I think…” and the same, tired straw man arguments against this place.

      As perdustin pointed out, everything is blazoned with Lotfap branding and Raggi’s name. If you try really hard, you can probably connect the dots.

  30. July 9, 2012 7:01 pm

    I know the defiinion. Your reply now really is a bit hysterical over someone pointing out on of your facts was amiss. Now quote the dictionary, I dare you, you know you want to.

    I counter your straw man accusation with a straw man accusation of my own; there was no argument there against YDIS as a whole (I quite like the place), just an opinion on the scattergun hysteria of some commenters, such as yourself.

    Secondly, I never argued the overall “Raggi brands everything” theme was false, simply that one of the details lumped in against him seemed to be wrong.

  31. Timothy permalink
    July 10, 2012 6:14 am

    Are you really this smugly stupid?

    Scattergun hysteria – you must have been fingering yourself vigorously when you borrowed that.

    There was no hysteria, as much as it breaks your heart.

    There were no incorrect facts. Raggs can format that any way he wants – he chose to do it with his name in red letters above the actual creators. That is the fact, regardless of how much you claim otherwise. You can easily check out other indiegogo crap to verify this.

    But hey, dont let accuracy get in the way of your masturbatory crusade.

  32. Donkeyfucker permalink
    July 10, 2012 7:36 am

    Forget Faggi and his batch of craptastic shit. Raven McCracken is republishing Synnibarr!

    God I hope they will do a F.A.T.A.L Kickstarter now!

    • Timothy permalink
      July 10, 2012 9:14 am

      Yes!!!

      OK, now I am hysterical.

    • Chainsaw permalink
      July 10, 2012 11:03 am

      He had me at Magic: The Gathering…

    • Crank Denser permalink
      July 10, 2012 2:31 pm

      ..Or you could have bought a copy in May for 99 cents or a copy for $5 a few days ago on eGay. The Shitstarter must be driving up resale values of the old edition.

    • July 10, 2012 6:05 pm

      This is a KickStarter I can support — abysmal project, “About This Project” apparently written by a 7-year-old, insanely unrealistic goal, incredible confusion in all parties on the comments page. As soon as Raven adds a $5000+ pledge level, I’m in.

    • July 10, 2012 7:28 pm

      Oh, and only a year and a half until it’s ready? Aces.

  33. Sykirobme permalink
    July 11, 2012 6:09 am

    On another note, perhaps a controversy brewing here: http://www.therpgsite.com/showpost.php?p=558563&postcount=44

    “ACKS copied the text of my copy of the text of a copy of the text of D&D!”

  34. Captain Kirk's Dick Blood permalink
    July 11, 2012 5:06 pm

    Just noticed Raggi the Last’s Friday June 6 post includes Zak Needledick making a couple of comments mildly insulting a fellow making some fair observations. Way to talk to a possible funder. That little bisexual is always ready for a fight.

    • kent permalink
      July 12, 2012 9:20 am

      That little bisexual feminist is *never* up for a fight.

      You can separate the self-absorbed cowardly bloggers who cannot stand their ground from the rest when you notice that the former stay away from each and every forum fearful of what is generally regarded as neutral turf.

      There is some connection I have yet to identify between those who sport an ‘edgy’ costume of tattoos or hair from Oz and the religious nutbags. It may be that they are all physically unimpressive rodent-like men, twitching their whiskers in a fever of certainty over small matters.

  35. Lamentations of Gygax's Ghost permalink
    July 12, 2012 4:16 am

    Maybe Raggi the Vast will finally be able to afford a matching leather death metal gauntlet to that one he always wears? I’m sure he thinks it makes him the ‘Wolverine of D&D’, but really it seems to spell out ‘loser in the mosh pit at the Celtic Frost concert’.

  36. kent permalink
    July 14, 2012 11:52 am

    Christ, this place is fucking dull.

    Maybe you are all reflecting on the inadequacy of your response to the kickstarter craze. Do you think perhaps jokey anonymous tags and juvenile illiterate analysis may have … no effect whatever … on these diligent hopeful talentless wannabes?

    To my eyes these dweebs have proved themselves tougher than you slinking cursing malcontents.

  37. kent permalink
    July 14, 2012 3:08 pm

    Tumbleweed city. No-one visits this kip anymore.

    • July 14, 2012 3:50 pm

      Whoa, weird coincidence… I’m about to launch a Boot Hill retroclone Kickstarter called Tumbleweed City.

      • Roger Moret permalink
        July 15, 2012 11:44 pm

        Double that coincidence, I was just about to launch a kickstarter called “Kent: Buggery and Blowjobs, A Series of Totally English Escapades.” Tally ho, gents!

      • July 17, 2012 1:50 pm

        I wish we could stop calling Kent English, given the extent to which he bangs on about his Celtic origins. The island of potato-filching scallywags and trenchfoot-flavoured beer is the next one over from public schools, pederasty and Pimm’s. Easy mistake to make, I know, but still…

      • July 17, 2012 2:47 pm

        I agree. Why insult the English by associating them with Kent?

      • kent permalink
        July 17, 2012 3:04 pm

        Von, if you still want a copy of Barker’s essay ‘create a religion …’ (I offered it but you missed it) give me your email. The easiest way is to post it on my blog (any post) and immediately delete the comment – it will get sent to my email.

      • July 18, 2012 12:31 am

        Kind offer, but I think I might actually buy one, at least affording RPGNow or whoever-it-is that’s selling it a pat on the head and some encouragement to reprint more work of quality. As you said at the time, it’s only a couple of quid.

    • kent permalink
      July 14, 2012 4:36 pm

      Why don’t we use the comments here to review something properly like the upcoming Rients module. If its good we say so and if its shit we rip it up. There is no content here apart from occasionally in the OP and the site is too easily ignored by those who should be forced to read it.

      • July 14, 2012 7:34 pm

        I take it on faith that Rients will write something that is at least interesting, assuming that the hands-completely-off approach that Raggi allowed Zak on Vornheim is still in play. What good fortune for Jimbo that the ACKS crew bailed and Rients stepped in at the last minute to deliver the only adventure that has a shot at funding. But I’m not throwing money at it. You’ve occasionally got a blog, use it. Maybe you should try G+ if you want more feedback? I’m busy with other shit.

      • July 15, 2012 6:34 am

        I saw your “orientation” comment on Zak’s blog and it made me titter.

      • kent permalink
        July 15, 2012 2:16 pm

        >>You’ve occasionally got a blog, use it.

        Mind your own business and stop reading my blog.

        >>I’m busy with other shit.

        That’s something David Brent would say.

  38. red permalink
    July 15, 2012 9:19 am

    You’re right Kent, because you’re so clever; instead of desperately latching onto someone elses much more succesful venture you should gather all the people to your blog you can and all of you (2.. 3? What’s your readership Kunt ?) and discuss it there.

    After all, lurking around at the fringes of someone elses success would make you look pretty funny huh Kent ?

    Oh please, answer as if your reply is a half asses assessment of other literary/philosophical sources, it makes you seem clever to the 3 people who haven’t read them. Or will you abandon your blog now that it is clear no one gives a shiz anymore ?

    • kent permalink
      July 15, 2012 2:15 pm

      Unlike you. whoever you cowardly are, I don’t consider blogging at at any degree of popularity to be a ‘success’.

      Unlike you, little red hiding hood, I don’t consider any kind of repartee or commentary on blogs and forums to be a sign of ‘cleverness’. There are, however, real world accomplishments which indicate cleverness quite unambiguously.

      >latching onto someone elses .. blah …
      YDIS is a forum in all but name so its not clear how much credit for its popularity is due to the OP which is often ignored in the commentary.

      No-one ever gave a shit about my blog except for a handful, I like it that way and wouldn’t have continued posting if I was vain and needy like you.

      Other subclauses in your comment are unintelligible in themselves or because they are predicated on assertions which reveal a weak grasp of logic, expression or reality.

      • Timothy permalink
        July 16, 2012 6:08 am

        By the time we get to 60 or 70 comments, the OP usually does get a little lost. But that is the point anutie Kent usually shows up and berates us all as cowards, we’re unoriginal, blah, blah, blah.

        If you were half the fag you aspire to be, Kent, you would have your own vaporware on Ragg$’s campaign. Then you could speak with some kind of relevance.

  39. July 16, 2012 5:17 am

    And now we come to the point of the comment thread where Kent, like a pent-up petulant child, must scream and cry for his allotment of attention.

    It is time for a new post. The Ouroboros must be fed.

  40. kent permalink
    July 16, 2012 9:35 am

    Don’t you want adversaries so you can make an argument? They don’t come here and its all a bit stale, a bit hive mind.

    Kent’s Motto:– Lure them with reason and then beat them over the head with class and taste.

    • July 16, 2012 8:06 pm

      The utter failure that you consistently demonstrate in attempting to live up to your motto is amusing.

      You are not an adversary as much as you are a stench, a stale odor most likely similar to the odor found in your underwear from your compulsive secret masturbation whilst reading the online forums in search of some drama to insert yourself into.

      The fact that you resemble a great many of the OSR-fanatics that you attempt to castigate is not lost to us.

    • kent permalink
      July 17, 2012 4:47 am

      You realise that the imagery you consistently use to make even the smallest point comes from inside *your* head. Think about that, they are your images. Obsessing and worrying over your chosen fantasies won’t make them any more real.

      I didn’t say *you* were an adversary. I don’t distinguish here among those with a cursing tag and tend to skip over such comments as a group.

      My point still stands. This place is diminished because those who are criticised don’t want to come here. We should try to get them back imv.

      • Timothy permalink
        July 17, 2012 6:03 am

        Incredibly, Kent has a decent point. This place would be a lot more fun if JimmieMal and Ragg4 and Zakina stopped by to contribute.

        I am pretty sure that will remain a fantasy, though.

        At least we have St. Jimmie’s guest post to look forward to.

  41. Name (required) permalink
    July 16, 2012 8:20 pm

    …is not lost to us.
    Us? Fuck you. There is no “us.” If the “OSRetread” is lame, it’s because there is a bunch of goofballs cranking out shitty shit and calling it “a movement,” or saying “we, the OSR-people” and similar stale “all for one and one for all” sentiments when it is really every man out for himself.
    If “Drizzleshits” thinks this site is an “us” then he is lamer than the people he’s claiming to be against.

  42. kent permalink
    July 19, 2012 4:00 am

    If you like hunting dumb wingless birds then take a look at this thread, a ban-bait thread.

    http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=57230

  43. Captain Kirk's Dick Blood permalink
    July 19, 2012 4:47 pm

    What the…?

    Just took a quick look so didn’t look at it all, but Raggi has Gwar involved in the project now? WTF? Am I dreaming this crap? Gwar is amusing and all that (they never recoverd from the loss of the original Gwar Woman), but I had no idea they would be mixed in with DnD somehow. Who saw that coming?

    Really, they should see if the Zak Priss can drum up a couple of strippers or whatever to offer a blowjob to the 1000th pledger. The legions of unblown will probably bust open the wallet for a shot at an honest to god blowjob. Even for an angry Handy J I think. They could get the authors to work a blowjob into each scenario (minigames?), sort of like a DC comics crossover event.

    • July 19, 2012 10:02 pm

      There was a sideshow-type dealie that came through here a few years ago, and one of the acts was a lady who was dressed as a mermaid and ate light bulbs, spark plugs, and assorted other stuff. I and my now-ex-wife ended up drinking with her and she said she was Slymenstra Hymen. Fun lady for a sideshow person. No idea if she was telling the truth, I “saw” them once with the Genitorturers opening but wasn’t actually around for their show.

      Way back when I was a food delivering guy, I delivered food to GWAR at the bar they were playing at in Morgantown, like hours before the show, but I couldn’t tell who was Oderus and who was a roadie etc. because obv they weren’t in makeup.

      They also come through as part of various small wrestling promotions about once a year.

      My life has way more nexi with GWAR than I realized

      • bombasticus permalink
        July 20, 2012 12:34 pm

        Hilarious. One of the girlfriend’s friends in upland Virginia dated “Dave” for awhile and then she met Slymenstra independently. I guess GWAR isn’t as exotic down in Old Dominion as they might be in Finland or Middle America, for that matter.

        Either way, they all need to get their butts in gear to pre-sell some modules or something. Act Three: The Ticking Clock!

    • faserfag permalink
      July 19, 2012 10:23 pm

      A bunch of years back there was a GWAR skirmish game and metal minis: “Rumble in Antarctica”.

  44. Roger Moret permalink
    July 22, 2012 9:09 pm

    Back to the original subject, looking over this crap for the first time in ages, is there a chance NONE of these goodies are funded? I am thinking two fund, tops, if that.

  45. red permalink
    July 23, 2012 1:12 am

    Yeah, one guy at least is guaranteeing everyone who pledges $10 to his will at least get a pdf copy, whether it funds or not. Which I suppose makes it only double the price of most other OSR pdf modules.

  46. Timothy permalink
    July 23, 2012 6:25 am

    Another classic Ragg4 quote:

    “9 days left. Still plenty of time to get lots of stuff done if you want to.”

    “..if you want to.” Still blaming his audience for this looming failure. Certainly not the fault of the guy who couldn’t think up a cogent strategy for his customers and writers/artists.

  47. kent permalink
    July 23, 2012 6:54 am

    Im surprised how badly this has failed. Its starting to look like Raggi is not quite the mastermind we thought he was. Why he didn’t stick to writing adventures I don’t know.

  48. July 23, 2012 7:07 am

    Interestingly enough, later this week Raggi will be on a convention panel discussing “How to make money with roleplaying games”

    Perfect timing!

    • Timothy permalink
      July 23, 2012 7:52 am

      Hah! That’s great. I guess Raggs can talk about crowdfunding vaporware as a prime source of revenue.

      Also interesting to see that Rob Conley is throwing in a 16 page “sandbox” as an incentive to bail out the fatass. I would be much more interested in Conley’s d12 tables for random sentence construction. It would be far more intelligible.

  49. kent permalink
    July 23, 2012 8:11 pm

    This may be the most interesting gaming related video Ive seen so far. Im very hungry for videos of you guys. Its almost like you are HUMAN on video but KNOBHEADS when you rely only on words.

    http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.ie/2012/07/watch-me-fidget-lot.html

    Zak is smart and has charisma and I can’t get over how respectful he is of his girlfriend. He always shuts up and listens to what she says without embarrassment. I get angry when guys don’t treat women this way.

    He did however say, “the guys on YDIS curse too much for my liking. I am a very important artist and swearing affects my proprioception. I have a lot of respect for some of the scribes who write there with sensitivity, LordofGreenDrizzleshits, Timothy and Captain Kirk’s Dick Blood spring to mind, however, Mandy has an inappropriate lust for yourdungeonissuck for which I reprimand her daily but Mandy explains that women can’t help romanticising about life on the derbyshire moors with yourdungeonissuck as he is an alpha male and the boss of everyone in the OSR.”

    Zak did seem in a climax of fidgeting to attempt a hair transplantation in the course of the interview but in the end both sides of his personality agreed to keep their distance for the time being.

    • July 24, 2012 6:12 am

      “proprioception”

      I don’t think that word means what he thinks it means.

    • kent permalink
      July 24, 2012 7:58 am

      Good video though, eh?

      • July 24, 2012 9:41 am

        I don’t know. The special software my mommy put on the computer won’t let me go to that site.

    • Timothy permalink
      July 24, 2012 8:07 am

      Zak is flirting with me? Tee hee!

      Hey, wait…Kent, you’re teasing me! You’re just trying to get us to watch an hour of sad babbling.

    • Roger Moret permalink
      July 24, 2012 9:20 am

      TL; DW. Did Zak do anything but pull and play with his cute head bob the entire video?

    • kent permalink
      July 24, 2012 11:48 am

      He did some some incomplete dance and standing up and down movements to let the interviewer know that he, Zak, was taking control of the rhythm of the interview and at the same time was casual about the whole affair.

      I enjoyed it but then Im a David Attenborough fan. I learned something about his costume or style if you prefer. His hair and and sundry getup is not a punk rock tribal token but is a Future-Boy from Future-Metropolis tribal token like in a comic book.

      How do I know this? Because from the video I learned that Zak measures everyone according to how far they live from how large a city. This is the essential metric of a person for him. Living away from a large city is like living in the past. Living in a hip neighbourhood in one of the largest cities in the world is like living in the future and one must dress appropriately!!

      • bat permalink
        July 26, 2012 5:07 pm

        So that is why he thinks I am an idiot! How dumb of me to live small so I can visit many large cities all over the world rather than rotting in California. How foolish of me!

  50. Timothy permalink
    July 24, 2012 8:15 am

    Anyway, Boy Raggi is back with another adventure! Screwing over his grand adventure campaigners – yet again – with his all-new, all-different, all-edgier “Death (fill in this space) Doom.” Why bother with his crowdfunding fiasco when the man hisself is back with his own in-your-face corpsefuckfest? Watch R4 as he tries to maintain controversial relevancy by pumping out another 20-pager with desperate non-chalance, filled to the brim with Serbian Film-themed illustrations!

    You guys know the link.

    • Roger Moret permalink
      July 24, 2012 9:33 am

      “The first thing done was the art list. I decided to turn the “sick and twisted” up to 11. Then I built an adventure around the imagery. Seriously, if things bother you, skip this one. Crossing the line was first priority.”

      Not, you know, making an interesting or playable adventure. First priority was the gross-out. Please, Rags. At least pretend like you care anymore.

      • July 24, 2012 12:22 pm

        He really gives exactly zero fucks anymore, since he admits it to be rough around the edges on release. This is a step backward, since his single redeeming quality of late is that he surrendered his pen to others.

      • kent permalink
        July 24, 2012 5:28 pm

        What’s with the sustained Raggi outrage and contempt?

      • July 24, 2012 7:13 pm

        If you have an alternative perspective, by all means present it.

      • kent permalink
        July 24, 2012 11:57 pm

        You come across as someone who should like Raggi’s stuff is all Im saying.

      • Timothy permalink
        July 25, 2012 9:46 am

        Right – ydis has repeatedly shown his enthusiasm for turning cannibal corpse album covers into extended save-or-die “role” playing sessions.

      • kent permalink
        July 25, 2012 11:15 am

        ydis has the same personality profile as Raggi. That’s all Im saying imv.

      • July 25, 2012 9:08 pm

        Is this because I made fun of your tablecloth?

      • Radovarl permalink
        July 25, 2012 5:38 pm

        If you really believe that, you haven’t been paying attention “imv”.

      • kent permalink
        July 25, 2012 10:20 pm

        A famous homosexual philosopher once said, “we secretly love the ones we claim to hate,” and, “when a man expresses a violent loathing for a thing it is because he thinks that thing is kinda cute. For instance, look at that guy’s butt.”

        Computer program analysis suggests you are both Virgos of the ESFJ Jungian personality type.

        imv.

      • July 26, 2012 6:54 pm

        I’m just posting to fix the number of t’s in my name while I’m halfway(ish) sober. New post! New post! Moar grist pls

      • July 26, 2012 6:56 pm

        wait wut

      • kent permalink
        July 27, 2012 4:35 am

        Yeah start a new thread can’t you, you lazy git?

    • July 24, 2012 9:58 am

      I am outraged by this adventure! Why is Kelvin Green doing the art and not Poag? This is unconscionable.

      • July 24, 2012 12:16 pm

        Kelvin’s audition was the pumpkin-monster-rapes-a-sleeping-boy commission for JMal. Is he trying to corner the market on Sandusky-themed OSR work?

      • Roger Moret permalink
        July 24, 2012 7:06 pm

        Only so many shitting orc rapists a professional can draw before burn-out, Per.

      • July 25, 2012 6:06 am

        I may have divined Raggi’s plan. This slapdash “goregasm” (his word, not mine) will prompt a tempest in a teapot. However, this is just a prelude to an indiegogo project for a ‘deluxe’ version with Poag art. Raggi will ride the coattails of controversy and rake in the euros.

  51. kent permalink
    July 27, 2012 4:38 am

    >>ESFJ Jungian personality type.
    Raggi and ydis are both ESFJ

    ====================QUOTE==================
    The Caregiver

    As an ESFJ, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit in with your personal value system. Your secondary mode is internal, where you take things in via your five senses in a literal, concrete fashion.

    ESFJs are people persons – they love people. They are warmly interested in others. They use their Sensing and Judging characteristics to gather specific, detailed information about others, and turn this information into supportive judgments. They want to like people, and have a special skill at bringing out the best in others. They are extremely good at reading others, and understanding their point of view. The ESFJ’s strong desire to be liked and for everything to be pleasant makes them highly supportive of others. People like to be around ESFJs, because the ESFJ has a special gift of invariably making people feel good about themselves.

    The ESFJ takes their responsibilities very seriously, and is very dependable. They value security and stability, and have a strong focus on the details of life. They see before others do what needs to be done, and do whatever it takes to make sure that it gets done. They enjoy these types of tasks, and are extremely good at them.

    ESFJs are warm and energetic. They need approval from others to feel good about themselves. They are hurt by indifference and don’t understand unkindness. They are very giving people, who get a lot of their personal satisfaction from the happiness of others. They want to be appreciated for who they are, and what they give. They’re very sensitive to others, and freely give practical care. ESFJs are such caring individuals, that they sometimes have a hard time seeing or accepting a difficult truth about someone they care about.

    With Extraverted Feeling dominating their personality, ESFJs are focused on reading other people. They have a strong need to be liked, and to be in control. They are extremely good at reading others, and often change their own manner to be more pleasing to whoever they’re with at the moment.

    The ESFJ’s value system is defined externally. They usually have very well-formed ideas about the way things should be, and are not shy about expressing these opinions. However, they weigh their values and morals against the world around them, rather than against an internal value system. They may have a strong moral code, but it is defined by the community that they live in, rather than by any strongly felt internal values.

    ESFJs who have had the benefit of being raised and surrounded by a strong value system that is ethical and centered around genuine goodness will most likely be the kindest, most generous souls who will gladly give you the shirt off of their back without a second thought. For these individuals, the selfless quality of their personality type is genuine and pure. ESFJs who have not had the advantage of developing their own values by weighing them against a good external value system may develop very questionable values. In such cases, the ESFJ most often genuinely believes in the integrity of their skewed value system. They have no internal understanding of values to set them straight. In weighing their values against our society, they find plenty of support for whatever moral transgression they wish to justify. This type of ESFJ is a dangerous person indeed. Extraverted Feeling drives them to control and manipulate, and their lack of Intuition prevents them from seeing the big picture. They’re usually quite popular and good with people, and good at manipulating them. Unlike their ENFJ cousin, they don’t have Intuition to help them understand the real consequences of their actions. They are driven to manipulate other to achieve their own ends, yet they believe that they are following a solid moral code of conduct.

    All ESFJs have a natural tendency to want to control their environment. Their dominant function demands structure and organization, and seeks closure. ESFJs are most comfortable with structured environments. They’re not likely to enjoy having to do things which involve abstract, theoretical concepts, or impersonal analysis. They do enjoy creating order and structure, and are very good at tasks which require these kinds of skills. ESFJs should be careful about controling people in their lives who do not wish to be controlled.

    ESFJs respect and believe in the laws and rules of authority, and believe that others should do so as well. They’re traditional, and prefer to do things in the established way, rather than venturing into unchartered territory. Their need for security drives their ready acceptance and adherence to the policies of the established system. This tendency may cause them to sometimes blindly accept rules without questioning or understanding them.

    An ESFJ who has developed in a less than ideal way may be prone to being quite insecure, and focus all of their attention on pleasing others. He or she might also be very controling, or overly sensitive, imagining bad intentions when there weren’t any.

    ESFJs incorporate many of the traits that are associated with women in our society. However, male ESFJs will usually not appear feminine at all. On the contrary, ESFJs are typically quite conscious about gender roles and will be most comfortable playing a role that suits their gender in our society. Male ESFJs will be quite masculine (albeit sensitive when you get to know them), and female ESFJs will be very feminine.

    ESFJs at their best are warm, sympathetic, helpful, cooperative, tactful, down-to-earth, practical, thorough, consistent, organized, enthusiastic, and energetic. They enjoy tradition and security, and will seek stable lives that are rich in contact with friends and family.

    • kent permalink
      July 27, 2012 6:42 am

      LOL

      Raggi and ydis

      LOL

      • Timothy permalink
        July 27, 2012 7:08 am

        LOL

        Jung

        LOL

  52. Timothy permalink
    July 27, 2012 7:22 am

    Two things:

    1. One of the posters here has influenced OSR play directly. Rients’ latest blogpost talks about a stirge sucking the dickblood from a priest. This was obviously subliminally implanted by Rients’ close reading of certain posts here. Captan Kirk’s Dick Blood, take a bow!

    2. Rients’ adventure is $400 away from funding – you can do it Jeff! ydis has been holding off his purchase, she’ll take you over the top. Vince “Batdick” Baker is the next closest, but still over $2000 away. Nobody else is even halfway.

    3. R4 is still blaming his audience, but maybe he doesn’t have a choice at this point. He has more than just egg on his face so he doesn’t want to look in the mirror. This has been an idiotic and colossal failure, mailed in without even the barest thought to strategy.

    4. How are all these authors and artists going to feel? They were pitted against eachother in a tin cage match, and it seems like they might not have realized this would be the format. Raggs even told his followers to support the closest to funding at the expense of others.

    5. This should be the end of any goodwill he has earned by bullying the “give us hell, Quimby!” OSR drones. But probably not.

    • kent permalink
      July 27, 2012 8:40 am

      That’s three things.

    • July 27, 2012 11:15 am

      Sadly, Raggi didn’t learn until too late that GWAR is not the answer.

      Raggi needs something to deflect attention away from the Indiegogo debacle…something like a hastily thrown-together adventure with beyond-the-pale obscenity. Oh wait, he’s on top of things isn’t he?

    • July 27, 2012 11:23 am

      “Rients’ latest blogpost talks about a stirge sucking the dickblood from a priest. This was obviously subliminally implanted by Rients’ close reading of certain posts here.”

      This I cannot deny. That handle cracks me up.

      “R4 is still blaming his audience, but maybe he doesn’t have a choice at this point.”

      Is Raggi’s current ranting that different from his normal belligerent pose?

      “How are all these authors and artists going to feel? They were pitted against eachother in a tin cage match, and it seems like they might not have realized this would be the format.”

      Please don’t take my general ignorance of the format as definitive evidence everyone else was out of the loop. I was a last minute replacement for someone who dropped out of the project a week or two before the July 1st kickoff. Other folks might have got more extensive briefing. And certainly I could have asked more questions about the format before agreeing to play ball.

      • July 27, 2012 12:45 pm

        Congratulations are in order — yours is the only adventure that is going to fund. Asteroid 1618 is hot stuff so you get the benefit of all doubts re: the expected quality of Broodmother. If JR Type IV sends you any notes, please share them here for laughs and then obviously ignore them.

    • July 28, 2012 8:46 am

      The bat penis guy is Ron Edwards, not Vincent Baker.

  53. Captain Kirk's Dick Blood permalink
    July 27, 2012 10:50 am

    Can’t get over how comical Zak Needledick looks in that bald wig costume get-up. I mean, he doesn’t go around like that regularly, does he? He looks like what spawns from Travis Bickle butt raping Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. It would be a pathetic look on a 17 year old rebelling against daddy Sandusky (or preparing to shoot up a movie theater), but a guy in his 30’s? Unreal that dudes in their 40’s and 50’s (many looking like English lit teachers at Hogwarts) are in that cult of personality. then again, a thousand or so followers on your blog really isn’t a cult. Blogs by nobodies about wine and pet pugs go into the tens of thousands, so I guess it is best to keep a perspective. This is a small pond, and when a fish is a weird looking, effeminate blowhard it’s hard to miss ’em.

    What the hell. I needed a laugh this week and I sure got one.

    This is what can happen to your son if you skip out on the family when they are young, folks. Anybody can sire a weird, geeky son, but it takes a MAN to be a father!

    • bat permalink
      July 27, 2012 11:47 am

      I really have a hard time understanding Zak sometimes. YDIS posted his ‘Uncle Sam’ picture last year, I said I would like to punch him in the face on another blog and he freaks out, offers to pay my way there so we can fight (which I really do not think that he wants-I am a 6’4″ snarling heathen), posts part of a private email I sent him during the Porngate thing and then he makes a video like that? I have a tough time comprehending exactly what direction, if any, he is headed in. I have and will state that I believe he is a decent enough writer, and I will give him that, but really, like CKDB said, acting like that in your 30’s? Get over yourself already. There is a time when people drop all the little ‘eccentricities’ that they have and just join the rest of us. I think that he could be a decent guy, too, I really do, it is just that fly off the handle petulant child thing that gets in the way sometimes.

      • July 27, 2012 12:53 pm

        He’s bashing his way through porn pussy three at a time, and grown-ups pay him five-figure sums for shit he doodles in an afternoon. If that was me, I’d act like a complete fag to the rest of the world too. I mean, more of a fag.

        You’re still on about your dumb fucking email, like it was a Wikileaked diplomatic cable or something? Time for you also to drop some shit and join the rest of us.

      • July 27, 2012 2:29 pm

        Gaming is one of those eccentricities.

      • Name (required) permalink
        July 27, 2012 4:47 pm

        bat said, There is a time when people drop all the little ‘eccentricities’ that they have and just join the rest of us.
        Hah hah, fuck you you stupid sweater-vest wearing cubicle dweller who pretends he likes his beige prison and his boring life. The next time you climb off your fat and boring wife after your monthly 4 minute fuck and then put on your golf shirt and khaki pants and climb into your Dodge minivan to go work your boring 9-5, stopping on the way home to pick up some diapers for the kids and a Glade airfreshner for the bathroom, all the while pretending you like this life you have, take a moment and be honest with yourself. You’d change places with Zak in a fucking heartbeat. Fuck me, you would probably give your left nut to live like him for an afternoon.

        I work a job I hate and pretend I don’t want to bash my annoying coworkers in the head in with a mallet every day just to make enough to keep beer and food in the fridge, pay the mortgage and buy myself and the gf a few necessities. I’m not saying I would go in for the hair dye or the nose ring, but, shit, yeah, If I didn’t have to work for a living I would tap that and then watch her go at it with her girlfriend while I did a bong hit and waited for my batteries to recharge, tap it again and then maybe go out for sushi later before we videotape ourselves playing D&D. But pretending you have big balls (or, in your case, any balls) and telling people they have to “grow up and join the rest of us”? Fuck you, homie. However tangentially, last time I checked this was still a ‘Dungeons & Dragons” site. Since most of us roll 20 sided dice and pretend to be elves, the idea that you think that the rest of us should “grow up” is just laughable and pathetic.

  54. bat permalink
    July 27, 2012 4:52 pm

    Thanks, guys! I do appreciate it. I had been waiting to take a few hits for a while, and while I am very obscure, at least I finally made it! Much appreciated! (There is actually no sarcasm in that comment.)

    • Timothy permalink
      July 28, 2012 6:57 am

      Sorry, bat, but that Name noodledick is just some self-hating scab trolling a troll’s site. Doesn’t count. You’ll have to try harder to get an official “fuck you, asshole” from the shitheads here.

      If it makes you feel any better, though, your blog is totally gay.

      • bat permalink
        July 28, 2012 9:33 am

        One has to take what one can get around these parts.

  55. Captain Kirk's Dick Blood permalink
    July 27, 2012 5:56 pm

    It’s that Zak’s followers believe that is his life is the funniest/saddest part of it all, but that hucksterism has netted him a “vicarious” following. Because you were in some weird, obscure burlesque porn years ago and hang out with sketchy strippers and 3rd rate porn skanks (most of whom have declared themselves retired) and managed to scrape a few duckets (besides money mommy sends her “precious” every month) together from fatbeards through bad art doesn’t mean you are living the life of the handsome quarterback on the Santa Cruz U. varsity team. Get a fucking grip and stop daydreaming. NOBODY in the OSR is living the life described for Zak above.

    Now, either find a job you actually like, or go ahead and shoot up a movie theater. Not everybody who isn’t a degenerate poser is a loser like you. Some guys have great, normal jobs, and actually mix with women who aren’t slobs or skanks.

    • Name (required) permalink
      July 28, 2012 11:56 am

      Cap’n Kirk’s Douche-bag:

      Not everybody who isn’t a degenerate poser is a loser like you. Some guys have great, normal jobs, and actually mix with women who aren’t slobs or skanks.

      Yeah, because spending a significant amount of time hanging out online bitching about Zak’s haircut is what you normal, happy, well adjusted people who lead fulfilling lives all do. And did you really post that last bit of witty reh-pahr-tay on a Friday night? What, no wimmens to mix with? Me, I only visit this dump to laugh at you ballsacks when I’m on the clock. Like now, fer instance. Last night, while you were crafting your response, I was grilling some meat and drinking some beer and later headed out to the movies with the GF (ironic, given your Aurora reference).

      Sight unseen, I’ll take my life over yours… even though I like to bitch about work. But who doesn’t feel the need to bitch about work? Answer: liars, the insane, the unemployed and the very wealthy. Which category can I put you in?

      • Sykirobme permalink
        July 29, 2012 8:24 am

        Hi, Zak.

      • Name (required) permalink
        July 29, 2012 11:09 am

        Wait — I thought you or someone else had already determined I was Badmike? How can I be both people? Badmike is a big fat bastard who lives in Texas. Zak is skinny with crazyhair and lives in El-Ay. Neither one is half as clever or sexy as me. Wild guesses as to other people’s identity? Sykirobme must be that silly Pog fellow with his vaporware flipbook.

  56. July 28, 2012 3:08 pm

    Raggi update:

    “And now I have to worry about giving the Faithful and especially Collecting Faithful value for their contributions.”

    NOW he’s worried about giving value? I guess there’s a first time for everything.

    Also, the ‘List of All Campaigns’ now only shows nine of the remaining projects. Jimmy 4 has abandoned the other nine. I wonder how the forsaken creators feel about that?

  57. kent permalink
    July 28, 2012 6:34 pm

    I showed ten minutes of the Zak video to one of my players this evening. My players are essentially unaware that blogs and forums relating to this hobby exist. I introduced the video by saying, ‘This one here is a bit of a knob but that’s what all American gamers are like, believe me. Now look at this other one …’

    Zak turns his head one way, then the other, as if the internet was a mirror.

    Player’s eyes widen a little, lightly exhaling through nostrils, ‘Is that his head?’

    There followed a bizarre exchange (for me) where I am trying to present Zak as an interesting character of online old school gaming, ‘some artists look like that. He’s a smart guy.’

    The player is saying, ‘What a dick. Why can’t he finish a sentence like a normal person. Why is he saying “like” all the time? That’s what fifteen year old girls say.’

    I think it will be a while before I consider giving my players a guided tour of the blog-forum nexus.

    • July 28, 2012 6:41 pm

      There is no emoticon that can properly convey the desperate longing with which I await the debut of your YouTube channel. Oh, to put a handsome Celtique face to the honeyed words…

      • kent permalink
        July 29, 2012 10:19 am

        Yeah, Im about as handsome as Walter White. Over the years I choose to exercise my facial muscles the better to convey contempt to the detriment of those charming and alluring configurations which make you such a stud.

    • Roger Moret permalink
      July 30, 2012 8:14 am

      The fact Kent games with other human beings has me utterly gob-smacked.

  58. kent permalink
    July 29, 2012 12:07 pm

    Hey, do any of you brainiacs know how to get follow up comments automatically sent via email?

  59. Captain Kirk's Dick Blood permalink
    July 29, 2012 2:06 pm

    “Yeah, because spending a significant amount of time hanging out online bitching about Zak’s haircut is what you normal, happy”

    Kinda beats hanging out on YDIS being that phony ass-clowns shield maiden.

    “post that last bit of witty reh-pahr-tay on a Friday night? What, no wimmens to mix with”

    Uh, no, it was a little after 6 at work (a job I love with people I don’t want to bash the heads of in) and in the big city only a fool gets out into traffic that early on a Friday just to sit in the traffic.

    “I was grilling some meat and drinking some beer and later headed out to the movies with the GF”

    Thats really weird. A couple of months I’m pretty sure somebody on Dragonsfoot was trying to hit the person they were trying to come off better as with “GF this” and “my GF that” and also, strangely, going to “grilling” as some kind of indicator of a great, non-dorked out life. Probably one of the lamer threads if anybody wants to research. Maybe search terms “GF” and “grill.” Of course, saying “GF” a bunch of times seems to be part of comebacks of lots of scrambling, inarticulate nerdragers, so it could be common.

    “But who doesn’t feel the need to bitch about work?”

    Previously you counted yourself as part of the unwashed masses who all hate their lives and jobs and can barely keep from bashing their co-workers heads in. Kind of hard after that to tone it down to “bitching about work.” You really should not let your pain hang out like that if you want to come off all happy with your “GF” and your “grill.” But I guess fantasy is your stock in trade, outside of D&D that is. You’re life is shit, so you fap it to dreams of a weird poser who knows some nappy low end strippers and assorted scuzz guzzlers. Ah yeah, in between sushi runs and snarky blog posts he’s nailing super models three at a time and ripping bong hits. Well, judging by the video twitches I’d say it’s more like getting blown by Mandy in between Jack in the Box runs and hits of meth.

    • kent permalink
      July 29, 2012 3:07 pm

      Go easy dude. Name (required) is a girl right? So when she … “headed out to the movies with my GF” … that was kinda sexy.

    • Name (required) permalink
      July 29, 2012 4:12 pm

      Dear CKDB;
      I’m sorry. I wouldn’t have started teasing with you if I knew you had Aspergers. That must make the internet and humans very confusing. Remember when your mom said that sometimes humans say one thing and they really mean another? Like when your dad used to shout, “JESUS CHRIST I COULD JUST KILL YOU?” You understand now that dad wasn’t really threatening to murder the god of the Christians, right? It was just an expression that really meant, “Son, I find your Aspergers really annoying and wish you had never been born.” Well, the internet is like your dad when he was mad. What humans write may not actually literally be true, but may be an ‘expression’ that carries some hidden meaning obvious only to other humans.
      And yes, that was me over on DF talking about grilling with the GF! So why don’t you go right over there and give me a piece of your mind, okay? Oh, and ‘a piece of your mind’ is just an expression. It means “tell me what you think,” not, “cut open your skull and give me a part of your brain.” So I’ll just head on over to DF and wait for you, OK?
      Hope this helps!
      regards
      N(R)

      • Uberpop permalink
        July 29, 2012 5:02 pm

        Feel your pain after the grilling captain gave you but, man, that was feeble and more than a bit embarrassing. Maybe you should fuck off now

      • kent permalink
        July 29, 2012 5:34 pm

        Jesus! There are some tough cookies around yet somehow I can’t pick a fight to save my life.

      • July 29, 2012 6:09 pm

        I mean seriously, the day a mick can’t pick a fight…

      • kent permalink
        July 29, 2012 6:47 pm

        That’s just in the movies. Anyway kent is English nobility.

  60. Zed permalink
    July 29, 2012 6:35 pm

    Wow, did he just ask CKDB to take this outside?

    • Kilgore Trout permalink
      July 29, 2012 8:20 pm

      Well that explains your aversion to women…

    • Name (required) permalink
      July 31, 2012 6:37 pm

      no. I told Captain Kirk that he had cleverly pierced the veil of secrecy I had used to protect my identity by realizing that I was the same person who used that most unusual word, “grill,” in order to describe cooking meat on a fire outside over on DF. Then I invited him to go over to DF and kick up a fuss at my expense… since he knew who I was I would have to clean it all up and pay for damages. He’s a sharp cookie. And I was being 100% serious and honest.

      PS: CKDB, if you are still reading this, could you post my user name at DF here? I seem to have forgotten it, dear me, and I would not want to miss the fun. Yeah, and post a link to the ‘grill’ thread, too… I really want to be there when you read me the riot act!

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