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March 21, 2012

Jimbo’s taking questions on his new video blog, necessarily filmed in IMAX widescreen format. Please use the comments here (or on YouTube) to submit anything you’d like answers for.

LotFP beauty secret: you can use pizza grease for hair conditioner!

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  1. March 21, 2012 8:49 am

    1) Where can I get one of those sweet Flame Princess sweatshirts?

    2) Do they have sizes less than XXL?

    3) Do they have any in pink?

  2. Bob's Cunt permalink
    March 21, 2012 9:02 am

    Remember this face. You will see it on the next edition of To Catch a Predator.

    • Sykirobme permalink
      March 22, 2012 7:24 am

      Didn’t he get to Finland by stalking someone?

  3. Captain Kirk's Dick Blood permalink
    March 21, 2012 11:49 am

    That’s a geek’s “O-face” if I ever saw one (glasses sliding down one side of his face and all). Are you sure he didn’t accidentally have the google + on while he was hammering one out to a Saltine Penix scene, or tranny porn?

  4. JRT permalink
    March 21, 2012 12:56 pm

    OMFG I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN…

  5. Radovarl permalink
    March 21, 2012 3:32 pm

    Snoooooze. I prefer the Vornheim: Complete City Kit Commercial, myself. I have to admit, his gals don’t look half as used up as I expected.

  6. Captain Kirk's Dick Blood permalink
    March 21, 2012 4:36 pm

    There’s a lot of make-up on those chicks. Anybody can clean up nice for the camera. Just use tons of pancake base.

    Is that’s Zaks voice? He sounds like a complete tool silly voice or no. These bitches actually take him seriously? And this commercial is supposed to move product? WTF?

  7. March 21, 2012 5:17 pm

    I checked it out and immediately to the right of the video was:

    “Susan Boyle – Britains Got Talent 2009 Episode 1 – Saturday 11th April | HD High Quality”

    There are no words to express the joy…

  8. kent permalink
    March 21, 2012 5:19 pm

    Tao seems to be better at these video blogs, he comes across like a movie star – well maybe an assistant director of independent documentaries. Raggi tries to ape his technique here rather than just being himself and it is pretty dull – and he is still banging on with advertising rather than slyly seeming to offer something gratis.

    As some one who is naturally self-effacing I wish everyone wasn’t jumping on that bandwagon as now it’s starting to seem phony.

  9. JRT permalink
    March 21, 2012 10:26 pm

    1) DID YOU EVER GET SLOPPY SECONDS WITH SALTINE? WITH CHRISTIAN?
    2) HAS ZAK PRINCESS EVER GIVEN YOU A RUSTY TROMBONE?
    3) HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN JAMAL A DIRTY SANCHEZ?
    4) HAVE YOU EVER DONKEY PUNCHED ALEXASS?
    5) WHY DO ALL YOUR UNINSPIRED MEDIOCRE PRODUCTS SUCK ASS?

  10. OSR Fashion Police permalink
    March 22, 2012 5:23 am

    Quick FYI to some of you older, chubbier gentlemen of the OSR: LONG HAIR ON MEN HAS BEEN OUT OF STYLE SINCE 1993. Thank you for your immediate attention in this matter.

  11. OSR Fashion Police permalink
    March 22, 2012 5:33 am

    Also, those eyeglass frames that James Raggi IV is wearing are pathetically out of style as well. If your face wasn’t round and chubby you “might” be able to pull them off, but on you? No girlfriend. They look like something a Euro-socialist/communist government would hand out to all its people.
    And CUT YOUR HAIR IMMEDIATELY. You aren’t in a Tim Bradstreet drawing in a White Wolf Vampire splatbook from 1992!
    Let me know where I should send you my style consultant services invoice, or should I just submit it right to the socialist government of Finland for payment?

  12. OSR Fashion Police permalink
    March 22, 2012 5:39 am

    Oh, and OSR fatbeards, about that little fashion “statement”…
    Long beards, especially with neck hair growth, have been out of style since 1893.
    Your mantra should be: Shave and haircut, two bits!
    Toodles peeps!

  13. Timothy permalink
    March 22, 2012 8:00 am

    Ooh, ooh, Mr. Faggi! Mr. Faggi! Call on me!

    1. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Fried Meatball and Cheese with Extra Lard Tootsie Pop?

    2. Can we expect more of your trademark gruesome-death-to-icky-women in the Turd from beyond Time and Space?

    3. Was the the Luna the cover model for that one, too?

    4. Why does your game even go beyond second level for characters, when they are all just faceless cyphers to hold 10 foot poles until the inevitable string of save or die plot coupons?

    5. Could you please go to podcasting instead?

    Thanks!

    Your pal, Timothy

  14. March 22, 2012 8:14 am

    Another question for JER4:

    Do you feel any shame for having ripped-off The Lichway? Perhaps a better question would be whether you feel any shame at all.

  15. Chainsaw permalink
    March 22, 2012 8:45 am

    Brutal, with a capital brootal.

  16. Roger Moret permalink
    March 22, 2012 4:57 pm

    Dear God. He makes AlexisAss look like a supermodel on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

  17. faserfag permalink
    March 22, 2012 6:57 pm

    Why is he blowing what little money he makes on art for useless posters…

    • March 23, 2012 2:42 pm

      Now that he’s doing videos, he needs new art to hang over his couch!

      • JRT permalink
        March 25, 2012 5:14 pm

        If he was sufficiently learned like Alexass Queen of Tao, he would have shopped at Target for bourgeois wall hangings just like she does. Or at least gone to Ikea since Faggi lives in that socialist shit hole where Ikea was founded. Or am I thinking of Sweden?

  18. Lamentations of Gygax's Ghost permalink
    March 22, 2012 7:26 pm

    The Lichway with a healthy dose of Evil Dead Et Tu. Gnarly, headbanging, thrashcore, putting a vampire up against first level characters is AWESOME!!! and not a dick dungeon master thing to do. Instead of Cyrius Maximus you should have called the guy Oderos Urungus the IInd. My players certainly agreed that Death, Frost, Doom should have been called Boring, Followed By, Dungeon Mastering Assrape.

    Remember kids, if in a Raggi suckdungeon never touch his organ. And in real life you’d be advised to avoid his organ as well. Nothing like reenacting the Goonies with the skeleton organ and having yellow mold blow everywhere or alternately a maggot storm. Possibly just have the whole thing explode for like 10-40 points of damage to a bunch of 1st level characters. After all, the players should have known better…

    Best way to survive a Raggi suckdungeon? Tell the DM you’re just leaving the site and make him pick a decent module. Alternately, after the DM forces you into the dungeon. Just touch nothing and leave as soon as possible. On one hand you have Raggi always bitching about the Magic User spell Sleep yet his big danger touch in the Grinding Gear is….. Yep, a magic user with a sleep spell. Wow…

  19. kent permalink
    March 25, 2012 3:57 pm

    Ive just watched the second video blog. I think I can detect that Raggi is a little stressed about the amount of money coming in but overall it’s a better effort than the first video. Raggi is likable enough, i just hate the the whole ball he started rolling – adventures for dollars – which has ended up with the disgusting spectacle of Maliszewski cynically raking in over twenty grand for his Mountain of Rubbish with the support of the dumbest community of bloggers in this or any fantasy world. There isn’t a single person in the osr who could write well enough to get published in the real world of grown-ups.

    • March 27, 2012 7:02 am

      Do I count as ‘in the OSR’, I wonder?

    • Scott permalink
      April 4, 2012 5:02 pm

      Don’t blame the grifter, blame the marks.

  20. JRT permalink
    March 25, 2012 5:18 pm

    Of course Faggi is stressed out about the amount of money coming in now that he’s making any money in a socialist shithole country instead of taking the handouts. He’s about to find out how all those socialism handouts get paid for – by taxing everyone who actually works for a living at a tax rate of 80% of their income!

  21. March 26, 2012 12:53 pm

    Is it just me or is he rocking back and forth the whole time during the first video, and near the end of the second?

    That’s a sign of assburgers, don’t you know!

    Also what’s with the overly spiky bracer he’s wearing in the second one? Did he forget to take it off after a pre-video fisting?

  22. March 27, 2012 1:47 pm

    His lips are giving me a chubby.

    I’ll be thinking about the back of his head next time I’m sexting the Wench.

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