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The Hangover 3

November 18, 2011

Otherwise known as the world’s shittiest idea for a bachelor party. Unless your idea is to throw a shitty bachelor party, in which case it’s fucking brill.


11 Comments leave one →
  1. November 18, 2011 7:31 am

    Fatbeards instead of.strippers? Sorry but RSVP regrets.

  2. November 18, 2011 8:13 am

    Yes, I really hate it when great friends get together and play role-playing games. It’s the death of the hobby, when you think about it.

    • November 18, 2011 8:20 am

      You didn’t say it was going to be a gay wedding. If it’s two chicks I’d check that shit out. RSPV one plus guest.

      • November 18, 2011 9:24 am

        Kent is not involved, therefore it is not a gay wedding. However, it may be that our James Nostack here is volunteering to be the groom or bride – depending on if our English faggot Kent is a catcher or pitcher.

    • November 18, 2011 9:24 am

      It’s not the death of the hobby, it’s the death of a memorable bachelor party you fucking numbnuts. You can get together and play elves any time. You only get one shot to mourn a guy sticking his dick in only one asshole for the rest of his life. And then you pick some tired old shit from the ’70s that anyone can download? Come up with something new, they’re fucking paying you for crissakes.

      That poor guy, what a shitty bunch of friends he has.

      • November 18, 2011 9:26 am

        Do not despair! They can simply request the presence of the great (in his mind) ZakPrincess and his troupe of merry porn sluts and the great institution of bachelor parties will be restored. That is, once they lock Zak into a recursive argument about his tiresome blog and writings and thereby get the starlets off by themselves.

    • November 18, 2011 10:10 am

      I really hate it when “great friends” charge people money to “get together and play role-playing games” so there you go. Your SUCKDUNGEON is now your SUCKVENTURE. I predict Adventuring Parties LLC will go BELLY UP with your corn holes in the air for Alexis and Kent to suckle on.

  3. November 18, 2011 9:09 am

    I’d go if they invited me, if only to report out to my vast blog readership…or because I’m starved for attention.

  4. November 18, 2011 10:08 am

    “his brother has had the wisdom to hire my company Adventuring Parties LLC to put together the bachelor party”

    WHAT. THE. FUCK. Who the hell in their right mind with any sense of scruples fucking charges their friend to play in their SUCKDUNGEON at his fucking bachelor party?!? Or maybe you and your friend just want to rip his brother off and split the money? I bet that’s it, right? Somehow I think his poor sap brother is going to be Adventuring Parties LLC first and only customer!

  5. Roger Moret permalink
    November 18, 2011 10:28 am

    It depends, is a nude Dungeon Mistress serving buffalo wings? Is the skanky but hot looking girl who works at the local comic store and her chesty roommate showing up to table dance? Is the repressed looking local librarian that does adult escorts on the side showing up to model underwear? Probably none of the above, so fuck it.

  6. Chainsaw permalink
    November 18, 2011 2:00 pm

    Might be cool if the DM were a super hot naked chick that danced around as she “ran the adventure.” Haha!

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