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November 18, 2011

Holy shit, I should have guessed. One of the rocket scientists behind this bachelor party horseshit is DM Yax, the creator of the god-awful abortion that was DungeonMastering. I think Yax bailed from DungeonMastering after I exposed them for hiring content writers on Freelancer.com (that’s right, two self-ref links in a single blog, fuck yeah) but apparently he’s back scheming any half-baked scam possible to squeeze a penny from a d20… everything except coming up with appealing material.

You’d think that if you were asking clients to pay for your services you could at least come up with some original material but it’s obvious that’s not part of Yax’s skill profile, nor that of his proteges. What do these dickwads charge for the pleasure of running commercial material? $400 for a 3-hour sesh. Four-frackin’-hundy to read from a pdf and play with little lead army men.

Chew on that fucking shit, homies.

 

25 Comments leave one →
  1. Bob whiskers permalink
    November 18, 2011 2:39 pm

    Long time reader, big fan. Even some of your comments are good.

  2. November 18, 2011 2:44 pm

    Considering the high percentage of pedophiles we’ve uncovered in the OSR Turdosphere lately, it’s kind of scary James “No Sack” and those other bitches at The Asswipe Abides have access to children in the New York City public schools.

  3. Lamtentations of Gary Gygax's Ghost permalink
    November 18, 2011 7:01 pm

    $400? Really? I suppose some people have trouble walking to the comic shop and doing it for free. When did the OSR become about trying to wholesale rape other games for $$$’s by doing things anyone and everyone should already do?

  4. November 18, 2011 11:29 pm

    Four fucking hundred?

    For running a game at somebody’s party?

    Shit, my old group must owe me a couple of grand by now. Any e-thugs want to come to Merrie Englande and shake them down for me?

  5. November 19, 2011 12:29 pm

    Check out this whiny twat over at Big Purple Dildo BOO HOO HOOING that everybody at the game convention wanted to play Gamma World 4e instead of one of Faggi The Fourth’s retroturds: http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?601905-OSR-Hey-you-kids-get-off-my-lawn!

    If you are trying to sell people on Old School D&D and you want to compete with THE BRIGHT NEW SHINY, you might want to start by actually using Old School D&D instead of some nobody’s RETROTURD SUCKDUNGEON!!! Faggi is why you failed and failed miserably you pathetic loser. Faggi is neither original, nor bright, nor shiny.

    I applaud the youth of today for having good taste if not good sense.

  6. Timothy permalink
    November 21, 2011 9:17 am

    These guys charged their friend $400 bucks to play D&D. Jeez. I can barely get my players to cough up some beer. Maybe I can add LLC after my name and stick together a shitty website.

    I am interested in seeing their breakdown of time and materials to arrive at $400 for three hours – for a supposed friend. Those greedy punks have no shame.

  7. November 21, 2011 12:11 pm

    I believe the term you are seeking is “shameless whores.” For $400, those whores had better do more than just a half-and-half – there better be some swapping and creampie play.

  8. November 21, 2011 7:39 pm

    To all the YDIS h8trs out there, this kind of shit is EXACTLY why YDIS exists and why we need YDIS to exist! Fools, the question has never been “WHO is YDIS?” The question you should have been asking instead and all along is “WHY YDIS?”

    • Timothy permalink
      November 22, 2011 7:08 am

      Preach it, sister!

  9. November 26, 2011 3:21 am

    Apropos of nothing: where in the name of constructive criticism have Kent’s latest posts gone? I thought he was back to producing something of use as well as ornament these days, but apparently not…

    • Mathias permalink
      November 26, 2011 7:09 pm

      I think he’s gotten cold feet again. A shame, and I hope he finds some satisfactory venue to continue disclosing his unique ideas about D&D and how it ought it be played. He has his own way of seeing the world, but he is less of a dick than people believe.

    • kent permalink
      November 27, 2011 5:20 pm

      I think I have exhausted the D&D blog and forum nexus because I find the whole thing utterly boring and cyclically repetitive. The people are ok but the whole thing is so boring and I can’t think of any way at the moment not to be boring too on my own blog.

      Ive been reading forums on other topics, namely steve hoffman’s forum on the mastering of rock cds, the loudness war and so on which prompted me to start listening to rock masterings as carefully as I have classical for the last 20 years. I have been collecting 1980’s masterings of my Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath and David Bowie for the increased ‘dynamism’ and glorying in the amazing sound on my ok-ish Hi-Fi. The most stupendous recording I have rediscovered is the Metallica – Kill ’em All mastering by MEGAFORCE in 1983 which might just be the best sound Ive heard on any rock CD.

      Ive also bankrupted myself on Folio Society editions of my favourite books having read around on forums such as Librarything.com. I am so stupid when it comes to buying books that I think I may be going mad.

      Compared to the quality book forums and the rock CD mastering forums the D&D OSR nexus is dull to put it kindly, and I am long practiced in kindness. I think I have absorbed anything interesting that needed to be said about gaming and random browsing now makes me want to bite lumps of bone and flesh from my hand.

      • November 28, 2011 12:24 pm

        Then, to put it colloquially, GTFO. Here’s your hat, what’s your hurry? Don’t let the door hit you in your English faggot ass.

      • Roger Moret permalink
        November 28, 2011 1:17 pm

        Thank the Force. Nothing duller than D&D OSR forums than Kent humping the same forums with his tedious english faggotry. Upwards and Onwards, Kent!

      • kent permalink
        November 28, 2011 2:42 pm

        Ha ha. You see yourselves as offended representatives of the OSR, a couple of anonymous half-wits on ydis. Two muppets, Statler and Waldorf, ruining Ms Suckle’s blog with your ass fetishism. By the way asses don’t have separate passports (do you call them assports?) to their physical hosts. Asses have long been considered to have the same nationality as their associated human bodies.

      • November 28, 2011 4:19 pm

        Anyone who can laugh at themselves is alright in my book Kent. And you aren’t full of yourself like the rest of the “I Like The Smell of My Own Farts” Club of the OSR Turdosphere that get lampooned here.

      • November 28, 2011 5:41 pm

        I’m going to miss Kent. He used some colorful phrases. One of my favorites was “farts competing on a submarine.”

        Damn, I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.

      • Roger Moret permalink
        November 28, 2011 9:37 pm

        If you come back Kent, I promise I’ll let you gaze at my starfish while listening to masters of Powerslave and Let’s Dance, and reading Folio Society editions of The Hobbit and Charlotte’s Web. You can satisfy all your fetishes and hobbies at once! All of them except bungholing me, of course.

      • December 3, 2011 11:05 am

        That makes sense. I suspect if I were writing about one way of playing one game I’d probably have burned out by now. Do us a favour and leave the blog up though, I’ve gotten into the habit of directing people to it when they’re after a different set of conceits related to The Game.

  10. Zakfaggot permalink
    November 28, 2011 12:12 pm

    I feel bad for the poor dork who is getting games for his bach party. I wish I could get Sasha Gray or Satine Pheonix to attend and “work the crowd,” but they have retired from gangrape simulation, cumchugging porn due to contracting AIDS. Now poor Satine has to use her fugly face to try and get gamers into a Hollywood comic book shop (check out her meetup.com “D&D Meltdown” page). I hear she’ll give a handjob out by the dumpster for 20 bucks. These “artists” will do anything to turn a buck. Take it from me, I know!

    Anyway, check out my blog and see me tell everybody to print out their piece of shit material and try to sell it! I actually accused JaMal from Grognardia of being a “square glasses” who screws his grandma, and he still endorses me! When his cute little daughter is of age he’s going to let me pimp her out for films.He promised me that he’ll make sure she has a taste for cheesey white loads by then. Out!

  11. November 28, 2011 4:25 pm

    I have to say this here because they won’t let me at Big Purple Dildo:

    ZEEA you fucking she male COW FREAK – leave Red Mage’s Avatar alone! And you still look like a man in a cheap wig and bad makeup!

    Thank you and sorry for the interruption.

  12. Scott permalink
    November 29, 2011 7:55 pm

    OK, I’ll ask … what is “Big Purple Dildo”?

    • November 30, 2011 4:26 pm

      Big Purple Dildo = RPGNet
      Big Purple Dildo – where only the tranny lesbian Eskimo retards in wheelchairs for Obama and NAMBLA are allowed to post without fear of moderation!

      • Scott permalink
        November 30, 2011 4:28 pm

        Yeah, that place is an insane shithole. Between those forums and the blog comment boards, I’ve lost almost all desire to share with “the community.”

      • November 30, 2011 4:34 pm

        I have several sock accounts there now as backup just in case I say something I think is benign like Female Dwarves have beards in my world and the politically correct stormtroopers come in and tell me I’m a closet rapist Nazi lover or something. I’ve been banned a few times and had one permaban so I have back up accounts and access to multiple IP addresses to post from so I get away with it.

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