Skip to content

Attention Ungentle Readers

November 14, 2011

Any of you clowns work for Fox? If so, you’d be doing me a favor if you could get the legal team over there to issue a DMCA notice to this ass-sniffer. You’d be doing me a real solid, I’ll give you a reach-around or some roadhead or something, thx!

Also, before you all start inundating my comments — yes I saw the Cow of D&D video, and yes it’s hilarious for all the right reasons. He already deleted a completely innocuous comment from underdarkgazette guy, so he’s a little sensitive — this is his personal Beaver Hunt moment, after all. But don’t be deterred, go ahead and show ol’ BitchTitties some love!

41 Comments leave one →
  1. November 14, 2011 10:34 am

    Actually, the comment from James is there. But I am never baffled by your ability to misrepresent anything. This blog will always possess the immortal brilliance of a four-year-old boy ready to snap his little willy out to freak out his friends – who of course are thrilled and aroused to see it, not knowing yet how to be homophobic later … when every reference to fag will be both amusing and darkly pleasing. That’s how it is, isn’t it my good man? First you’re waving it around then you’re too frightened to put it into women.

    The misrepresentation is that you’re a tough, take-it-hard kind of man. And everyone who reads this blog knows you are. But not in the sense you hope they do.

    • November 14, 2011 12:19 pm

      “No, I don’t work for Fox, wish I could help!” would have sufficed.

    • November 14, 2011 12:45 pm

      So Alexis, have you sold enough tables subscriptions to pay to have your botched sexual reassignment surgery fixed yet? It will be nice when you finally get that messed up box in your panties fixed and stop dripping cunt shits from your cloaca and calling it a blog.

      • November 14, 2011 1:17 pm

        Have you fucked enough pet owner’s dogs to get yours, JRT?

      • November 14, 2011 1:40 pm

        JRT, what is Alexis talking about? Is there something you haven’t told me?

      • November 14, 2011 2:56 pm

        Not a clue what he’s babbling about perdustin. It’s like watching a retard kid try to fight back during a spazz out. Perhaps he’s working on dialogue so he can do another YouTurd video and babble on again about nothing for ten minutes? Ten minutes is a lot of time to fill, even if you are just talking out your blowhole.

      • Radovarl permalink
        November 14, 2011 6:04 pm

        Alexis, you’re a fine one to talk about “putting it in a woman,” what with the numerous obvious references to Internet porn being one of your other three “loves”. Pathetic.

    • November 14, 2011 3:15 pm

      Anyone want to guess what Alexis’s other great love in life is? I got ten quid on kiddie porn after all that four year old boy wiener talk.

    • J.A.P permalink
      November 15, 2011 3:42 am

      So…ummm…like…uhhh…if you…argh! I just…ya know…can’t speak English but…like…if you were to watch…Alexis’ video, then…umm…you might know that….uhh…D&D is only…ugh…like…his third-favorite…uh….thing, after….ya know….that Internet porno. But, like…you know, like all those….all those profs man….they’re facts are just….uhhh….like, their opinions, man….so that’s like….ummm….like why you should….listen to him about….uh…D&D stuff, man.

  2. November 14, 2011 12:43 pm

    I saw that earlier. What a fucking hypocrite!

  3. November 14, 2011 3:04 pm

    Alexis’s next video is up:

    Much better production values this time!

  4. kent permalink
    November 14, 2011 5:06 pm

    I was surprised that there were only fleeting glimpses (effeminate cackles) of the nutbag who became unappreciative of my comments on his blog. Over the ten minutes he seemed like a regular guy unencrusted with the pretentiousness of his blog. Perhaps one would need to watch, say, several hundred thoudand hours of Tao videos before enough episodes of the grandiose governess persona convinced one it was the same person as the hysterical blogger.

    I expected at least a poodle to swagger into the camera frame.

    • Roger Moret permalink
      November 14, 2011 9:27 pm

      Kent, I just imagined a poodle, and a donkey on a leash, and Tao Dao in a dress, and it improved the video immensely.

  5. November 14, 2011 5:50 pm

    Hi guys!

    I’m kind of disappointed that I didn’t make an appearance on Alexis’s video. So I was sort of hoping that…maybe…some of you could write in and ask to see me. I mean, if it isn’t too much trouble or anything. That’d be swell!

    Please be polite or he might hurt me.

    YouTube, here I come!

  6. November 14, 2011 8:38 pm

    Alexis is doing his video blogs in drag now. You go girrrl – release that inner princess!

    • November 14, 2011 8:44 pm

      Actually, as mentally retarded as this video is, I think she’s accidentally stumbled on the three step process of how all OSR Retroturds are made: 1) Read D&D, 2) Add Statistics 3) Character Sheet…

      • Roger Moret permalink
        November 14, 2011 9:29 pm

        Hey, I’d tit-fuck her…oh wait, sorry JRT, I stole your “repetitive sexual expression” schtick there, sorry.

      • November 14, 2011 9:49 pm

        It’s bad luck to fuck the retarded Roger.

    • November 15, 2011 3:41 am

      This is like looking in a fucking mirror, I mean after I finally got my sex change operation. Of course that chick is thinner than me but whatcha gonna do? I tried the cum guzzling diet plan but that doesn’t seem to work. I’ll keep trying though. Read my blog!

    • TurdBurgler permalink
      November 15, 2011 2:11 pm

      Oh God why? Why? I know that gaming store, and I dont think I could ever walk in there again without hearing that mutant waxing idiotic.

  7. Timothy permalink
    November 15, 2011 9:31 am

    L’il Lexi just gets better and better. He must be emboldened by the six $100 subscriptions he sold to lazy-ass non-gamers to the point he is exposing his mug. Nice they have chimed in with their admiration, and claims to start viewing him in another light (hopefully for humanity, NO light).

    I would have prefered a Shakespearean monologue on flax seed dissemination in Shitland, or whatever his world is, though. Swing for the fences.

    • November 15, 2011 4:00 pm

      Yeah, but how about that sweet Proust quote at the top of the post?

      Also, Alexis takes another swipe at Star Wars. Can’t he just let it go?

      • Radovarl permalink
        November 16, 2011 12:48 pm

        Yeah, and now he’s Socrates .

  8. November 15, 2011 3:53 pm

    Boy oh boy did that Cow of D&D video gave me nightmares last night. I dreamt I was in a deep pit, and then I looked up and saw Alexis looking down at me in full she male regalia and saying, “It puts the tables in its game or else it gets the hose again!” I had no idea what I was supposed to do so it started screaming “PUT THE TABLES IN THE FUCKING DM BINDER!!!” Then I woke up and burned some sage.

    • Roger Moret permalink
      November 15, 2011 6:52 pm

      You need to drink more before bedtime. And stop watching she-male video blogs.

  9. November 16, 2011 4:20 pm

    I think that by taking ownership of his opinions by identifying himself the Taoer has done a great thing. After seeing this video I feel that my knee-jerk dislike of his pomposity was mitigated by seeing who he is in a non-blog environment. Additionally, by ‘coming out’ it makes all of us anonymous bastards look like the guttersniping gadflys we are.

    • Timothy permalink
      November 17, 2011 8:20 am

      So by showing everybody his mug, that negates the asshole napoleonic complex he reflexively assumes against even the most innocuous comments? Bullshit. Maybe it makes you navel-gaze into submission, but for discerning observers it just solidifies how pathetic he is.

      • November 17, 2011 1:28 pm

        No, I said my opinion was mitigated not changed. You’ll have to read closer if you want to brag about how discerning you are.

      • Timothy permalink
        November 17, 2011 2:45 pm

        I thought your fawning about him doing a “great thing,” and your expressed shame at the end, not to mention trying to indict all of us gadflies into that shame, constituted some change of opinion. So you have always felt that self-hatred, and it surfaced under Lil Lexi’s withering gaze. I see now.

        Thanks for the chastisement! I shall endeavour to follow your advice.

      • November 18, 2011 6:28 am

        I think that anonymity on the internet leads to some pretty assholish behavior. Anytime someone has the nuts to personally stand behind their opinions, etc, it deserves respect. It seems fair to say that most people are going to be more tolerant of a real-life asshole than than they would be for some anonymous internet moron – like the two of us.

  10. November 16, 2011 8:41 pm

    I really like Ancient Vaults & Eldritch Secrets. Every day you get a short and sweet little story for flavor followed by a new spell or monster or magic item you can use in your game (or not). No blowhard know it all opinion pieces and reminiscences about Gary’s Game or “Look at me I re-re-re-re-invented D&D with my latest Retroturd!” bullshit. No claims to reinventing or fixing the original D&D game, just original new material that can be used with original game or even one of those rerun re-tread retroturds.

    All OSR blogs should take note and be just like Ancient Vaults and Eldritch Secrets and maybe then we can finally come in like the fine fellows in the NYPD down on Wall Street and clean up the OSR Suckdungeons of all the piss and poop and rape juice that the current OSR Turdosphere bloggers have left in the park.

    • November 18, 2011 3:49 am

      All right, I’m checking this out on your recommendation. Seems to do what it said on the tin.

    • November 21, 2011 7:30 pm

      It’s good shit, right? Only OSR blog worth reading imo. No pretentious blowhard crap or drama queen hissy fits either. WYSIWYG.

  11. November 17, 2011 4:10 am

    Jamie Malformed just deleted my comment when I dared suggest to another commenter that a series of supplements for his A Thousand Sucks setting named like College textbooks didn’t exactly scream adventure & excitement.

    No dissent allowed at Grognardia.

    • November 17, 2011 4:46 am

      That just means we should all go over there and inform him of this salient fact.

    • November 17, 2011 12:24 pm

      He was dropped by his former publisher for One Thousand Turds too. I guess the company that used to publish him wasn’t up to publishing Wrinklequim and Pumpkin Pedophile pics.

      • Timothy permalink
        November 17, 2011 2:52 pm

        Hey, I bet Faggi would publish Wrinklequim getting tit-banged by Pumpyped. (Assuming you could pry Roger Moret away long enough for PP to have a go.) He owes his followers that after waxing on about all the violence against women that would be in the Grindhose Ed, and then only had four pix of chicks getting whacked.

      • Roger Moret permalink
        November 17, 2011 10:09 pm

        No way Timothy, Wrinklequim’s jugs are mine.

  12. Lamentations of Gygax's Ghost permalink
    November 17, 2011 6:23 pm

    Raggi will publish anything as long as you aren’t the kind to actually read contracts regarding where the profits go.

  13. junk and stuff permalink
    November 18, 2011 11:06 pm

    I just noticed this guy is wearing make up. lol Who does that?

    • November 18, 2011 11:39 pm

      Late-teenage goth boys who always end up with female parts at the drama club? That was my excuse, anyway…

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: