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Bad News, Larry Elmore…

September 20, 2011

nobody at rpg.gunt knows who the fuck you are.  Little do they know you inspired a generation of developmentally arrested hacks who’ve chosen to spam RPG books the world over with rape-ready heroines and adorable retard-smiling halflings, instead of churning out Thomas Kinkaide knock-offs for Chinese IP mills.

If you want to lose a few moments of precious life that you will never, ever recover simply click the link to the fucking goddawful web series he’s promoting.

9 Comments leave one →
  1. Radovarl permalink
    September 21, 2011 2:52 pm

    Aaaaaand the thread has been shut down. Percentage of 3tards and 4rons that either recognized the name immediately or did once reminded… about 20%. Wow. Sad for Larry, but to be honest the only reason I know his name is that when his “art” started gracing the covers of TSR products, I stopped buyin’ them. The cover of the red box screamed to me, “This is not for you!”

  2. September 21, 2011 3:27 pm

    Elmore is a good illustrator and its not his fault that TSR ended up being run by dummies…
    but yea giver me Erol Otus any day over Elmore…

  3. NUNYA.BIDNESS@GOFUKURSELF.COM permalink
    September 21, 2011 3:40 pm

    CAN A LITTEL OF AN OLD TROLL’S HART DYE FOR A LAYRRY!?

    SOOM I WIL BE POOR EVIL!!!1

    -NUNYA

  4. Roger Moret permalink
    September 21, 2011 5:01 pm

    RPG.net, first refuge of the mentally slow, the outrageously not-hip (but thinking they are), and the knotheads born of parents in the 80s who should have shot their sperm against a wall somewhere and not into Jade Jackson Flowerchild’s jim jam. Better than even chance that clicking any link to that shithole will cause brain fluid to leak directly out of your earholes before you have clicked Page 2. Fucking Knuckleheads.

  5. JRT permalink
    September 22, 2011 12:12 pm

    [something dumb]

  6. Timothy permalink
    September 26, 2011 9:14 am

    I bet Arneson has less name recognition among those idiots than Elmore.

  7. JRT permalink
    September 27, 2011 10:34 pm

    [delete stupid]

  8. JRT permalink
    September 27, 2011 10:36 pm

    [i said it again!]

  9. Larry Elmore's Victim permalink
    September 29, 2011 4:00 am

    Doesn’t Elmore run a summer class for up n’ cumming female artists to help them out of their virginity? All in the name of art of course.

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