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Scooped by Frakkin’ Rients

September 3, 2011

I was all ready to write a big ol’ post about how this is NOT Carcosa, but then frakkin’ Rients and his buddy Pat just crushed it, absolutely busted a cap in Raggi’s sloppy ass before I could even clear my holster.

Raggi barfs up another load of horse jizz that he’s so proud of and he can’t wait to tell you how he broke the bank to pay for it, and frakkin’ Rients’ pal takes 20 minutes and no money to shoop something that’s only about 1 billion percent better and more Carcosa-y.  That cramped, spidery, spazzy crap from Dickie Longmore looks like a collage of rejects from a Star Frontiers supplement (Sathar-inspired Snake Men?  Fuck you!).

Pat nailed it.  Why aren’t you my friend, Pat?  Send ME that stuff.  Frakkin’ Rients.  Dick.

17 Comments leave one →
  1. September 3, 2011 10:19 am

    Raggi is a brilliant art director. How dare you besmirch his character!
    You know how long it takes to come up with prolific work that in no way is a rip off and rehash of 1980’s Dragon articles? Raggi is exactly what’s right about the OSR™.
    Prolific, abundant, bountiful, luxuriant and generative, the creativity of Mr. Raggi the IVth™ knows know bounds.

  2. September 3, 2011 10:22 am

    I meant 1970’s Dragon and ‘knows no bounds.’

  3. Roger Moret permalink
    September 5, 2011 9:30 pm

    Baggi still does a blog? i thought it was all infomercials now. He’ll be selling Veggie Choppers and VitaDick Injections before too long.

    • Worthless permalink
      September 14, 2011 12:52 am

      And not to forget: Hand or rather rectalcrafted Turds from out of Space! Finest texture and smell! You can use them with minatures when playing the adventure of the same name!

  4. zarathustra permalink
    September 6, 2011 10:25 pm

    Go Rients!

  5. Roger Moret permalink
    September 14, 2011 10:36 pm

    The tears of Alexisasperger are like drops of fine wine….funny stuff from Mr. Sensitive:
    http://tao-dnd.blogspot.com/2011/09/exactly-what-we-have-come-to-expect.html

    • perdustin permalink
      September 15, 2011 9:00 am

      I will miss the price lists for sealing wax and pieces of cork, but I hope this on-line campaign that he’s hot and bothered about gets off the ground, assuming it will be well documented. I imagine it will be the Bataan Death March of role-playing experiences.

    • Schmoopie permalink
      September 15, 2011 9:49 am

      Now, now, Senor Whackadoodle has it tough. Only six people had the decency to jump through the flaming hoop for the honor of playing in his game.

      However, those that did sign up can only hope that they’re bestowed the secondary honor of it being randomly determined that their character is pregnant. Actually, I think everything is determined randomly because it’s wrong, wrong, wrong for the player to determine anything about their character prior to the start of the game. How dare one suppose that their character has blue eyes. The vagaries of fate have burdened you with brown eyes! You have to EARN those blue eyes!

      • Roger Moret permalink
        September 15, 2011 7:03 pm

        Or, why even eyes at all? But yes good sirs I agree, this is going to be absolute comedy GOLD once it gets started. Over/Under is five sessions before someone quits in tears, two other players attempt suicide, another starts drinking (after 8 years of being sober) and Tao Van Dao raves about the worthlessness of wasting his genius on the uncultured scum that dared attempt to play in his game.

      • JRT permalink
        September 18, 2011 5:06 am

        [gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhrhllll]

  6. JRT permalink
    September 15, 2011 7:36 pm

    [hungry now, eating my underwear]

    • Jim-Bob permalink
      September 16, 2011 6:15 am

      Bill Barsh is friggin’ idiot, and a lying, thieving scumbag to boot. The only way you would ever actually receive the products you order from him would be to do so at RPGNow, ’cause for print products he just accepts the money and doesn’t deliver.

      • JRT permalink
        September 16, 2011 8:18 am

        [ppppphhhrrtt]

  7. perdustin permalink
    September 16, 2011 11:04 am

    If I were a poo-flinging retarded chimp, I would be insulted.
    Regardless, it seems no one told Barfy that ‘carrion crawler’ is considered WotC product identity and not released under the OGL.

  8. zarathustra permalink
    September 16, 2011 6:45 pm

    “They won’t give credit for my honesty, nor my directness, nor the effort I made to have the so-called community stand up and meet me eye-to-eye.”

    Delusions of grandeur from Senor Whackadoodle.

    • Hatdecoy permalink
      September 17, 2011 8:13 pm

      People are actually APOLOGIZING to him for not immediately responding within a couple of days. Jesus.

  9. Halloween Jack permalink
    November 15, 2011 6:11 am

    James Raggi is a genius. He finds a subculture of cranky old men who hate kids these days and their animes, and gets tugjobs from half of them by making a game inspired by stupid death metal album covers and stupid tentacle rape anime. And he read a few Lovecraft mythos stories and didn’t get it, so he can call this “weird fantasy.”

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