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Attention Dragonsfoot: Robert Kuntz Barfs in His Mouth when He Thinks of You

August 30, 2011

The current titty-twist fight Lord of Green Drizzleshits vs. Hill Cantons is mildly amusing, but Lord Robitard previously launched a scud that’s getting lost in the shuffle.  Two weeks ago he nuked his Dragonsfoot Q&A thread (basically a couple felchy inquiries a week and then Kuntz would answer by felching himself and describe how he invented felching and perfected felching, but he will suffer no other straws up his asshole but his own), saying he was “curtailing his internet activities” due to ill health.

Curtailing, huh?  He’s actually been posting on his blog non-stop since then.  So his only health problem is that he got sick of the fucking losers at Dragonsfoot asking gay questions.

Haha, how’s that fucking taste DFers?

"GET OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE DFERS!!!! Piggy was there first...!"

12 Comments leave one →
  1. August 30, 2011 7:56 am

    To be fair, I was also trying to twist Alexis’s nipples too.

    • August 30, 2011 8:16 am

      Asslexis doesn’t have nipples, she has a big stinky udder.

      • Roger Moret permalink
        August 30, 2011 9:18 pm

        YDIS I really have to take you to task for this. Everyone knows that Alexisass is only a “she” when wearing lipstick, high heels and a push up bra. Otherwise, please refer to Alexisasperger as an “It”. Thank You.

  2. Timothy permalink
    August 30, 2011 8:13 am

    So Cuntz thinks that a pdf on GMing guidelines is akin to nazi doctrines, eh? Too much of that nazi-calling bullshit going around. Sad for someone who constantly declares his boundless creativity. Maybe he should step over the cracks in the sidewalks rather than contemplating their Goebellsian origins.

    If that picture is recent, he is indeed in better health than advertised.

    • August 30, 2011 5:04 pm

      I guess you got Raggi’s cock stuck up your arse…

      • Timothy permalink
        August 31, 2011 12:28 pm

        Hey, I thought it was a rice pellet. Thanks for licking it clean.

        And not to sound ungrateful, but kiss somebody else’s ass, faggot.

  3. August 30, 2011 5:02 pm

    This blog rocks whereas Grongassnia and the rest suck.
    I am a fool so there you have it…..

  4. August 30, 2011 5:04 pm

    Is that Moriarty? Man I though we kicked him off the bus!

  5. September 1, 2011 7:36 am

    None of that blog stuff made any sense to me at all. What was the deal with the ships and their captains? That picture however, can never be unseen, so now i will go and stab my eyes out.

  6. FASERIP permalink
    September 1, 2011 4:15 pm

    Ah shit, where’d you get that groovy picture of Richard Speck?

    I gots to get that video,/a>. My drama llama needs a trim, IYKWIMAITYD.

  7. KobzRunt permalink
    September 2, 2011 12:19 pm

    We talking about the ass-burger who loves to walk out halfway through doing anything?

    Gygax’s last public words on the matter:

    “As a matter of fact, Rob Kuntz and I have parted company since he reneged on his agreement to co-develop the Castle Zagyg campaign project material, doing so in a most ungentlemanly manner. I was taken aback at that since he originally approached me to do the work and then agreed to terms set forth in a written agreement, accepted an advance payment. ”

    Take the money and run. At least Kask takes the money and sticks around for a free dinner and bonghits.

  8. Vince permalink
    October 30, 2011 10:04 am

    When did Rob Kuntz work on Zagyg?

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