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Even if You Like the Guy…

July 5, 2011

… admit it: this is the kind of face that it feels fucking GREAT to punch.



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  1. Radovarl permalink
    July 5, 2011 9:13 am

    What… I mean who the hell is that?

  2. July 5, 2011 9:42 am

    Yeah, I think the dude is awesome but that shot makes him look like Giles McMegadouche. Like even douchier than most Seanbaby photos. I wouldn’t be surprised that’s exactly why he posted it.

    • July 5, 2011 12:26 pm

      Jesus Christ, you are all up in Seanbaby’s ass lately. Go to NY and marry him or something.

      • July 6, 2011 6:51 am

        Dude, if mentioning a guy twice on the internet is being all up his ass then you need to apologize to several people’s rectums.

      • July 6, 2011 7:03 am

        “I’m sorry people’s rectums. My bad… carry on pooping.”

  3. FASERIP permalink
    July 5, 2011 11:47 am

    He has a silver booger dangling from his nose.

    I’m shocked.

  4. July 5, 2011 2:15 pm

    When is someone going to knock some sense into this dipshit?

    • Radovarl permalink
      July 5, 2011 5:35 pm

      Anyone who would wear that hat at his age (to any event, even a gaming session) is immune to sense, knocked in or otherwise. At least he’s shaved that pathetic lip fairy he sported for so long, along with that wannabe Fu-Manchu goatee.

      I still wanna know who the twink in the OP is.

      • Radovarl permalink
        July 5, 2011 5:38 pm

        NM, I think I figured it out.

  5. Roger Moret permalink
    July 5, 2011 6:27 pm

    Considering who he is and what he does, “a punch” can’t be the worst thing that’s happened to that face. I’m thinking it’s had a few Hot Carls laid on it before the words “Cut! That’s a Wrap”! were heard around the porn palace he was shooting in that week.

  6. July 6, 2011 4:49 am

    Wow, are you guys for real? Is this just the place to spam hate for no reason? I’ve read some of your posts and I must say you are a troll. And, I realize I’m feeding you rigt now. But, please, bring it on!

    • Sykirobme permalink
      July 6, 2011 1:11 pm

      Settle down, Francis. It’s a place to poke fun, ferchrissakes. Do you seriously get offended by anything you read on the internet?

    • Timothy permalink
      July 6, 2011 2:25 pm

      You’re saying…Dungeon Suck Boy is…is a…troll?


    • The Clangadong permalink
      July 9, 2011 6:29 pm

      No, we’re not for real. We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream within the imagination of ourselves.

      You dumbass.

      • July 10, 2011 11:58 am

        FYI, That’s a fancy way of saying “I’m a sock puppet!”

  7. July 6, 2011 8:02 am

    > Is this just the place to spam hate for no reason?

    You have to ask?

  8. Kent permalink
    July 8, 2011 4:15 am

    Why does Grognardia have a picture on his blog of a woman in fetish gear attacking a child with a strapon? The child is shaking its head and arms in terror.

    • The Clangadong permalink
      July 9, 2011 6:31 pm

      Hot. So very hot.

  9. humptyhump permalink
    July 8, 2011 6:58 am

    Might be pretty soon or worse for the little fuk. Over on his twitter account he’s asking if anyone knows of any mental health experts who’s willing to look at some email he’s getting from a stalker. serves him right for some of the shit he says to people. Some toughguy he is. lol

  10. FASERIP permalink
    July 8, 2011 11:00 am

    Jealous of Christian, Stefan Poag threatens to delete his blog.

    Please, please don’t. The OSR desperately needs more gamers who don’t actually game, fill their blogs with fascist daydreams. and of course, spew copious amounts of retro-incompetent artwork.

    So by all means, keep the blog* and ditch the crayons. You’re terrible at the latter, by your own admission even.

    * But please learn to spell its name right.

    • Roger Moret permalink
      July 9, 2011 6:50 am

      Mother of fuck, Pog’s blog is down. Where do I go now for bad artwork, constant whining and ill-informed political opinions?

  11. Timothy permalink
    July 8, 2011 3:00 pm

    Take it easy on him, Bridgette. He’s sensitive.

  12. Name (required) permalink
    July 8, 2011 4:40 pm

    * But please learn to spell its name right.

    There is more than one spelling of that word. Look it up.

    But, having had our delicate sensisbilities offended by that art, let us cleanse the palette with a little of FASERIP’s underappreciated poetry:

    Sitting by the computer day by day
    Getting fatter, weaker, stupider
    In my own way
    Using cordless phones to stay in my seat
    Talking to friends
    Even as I eat …

    Art imitates life. It’s almost as if you have perfectly described the life of an overweight guy who works in a boring job and sees his hopes and dreams vanishing faster than his daily breakfast burrito. Bravo!

    Man, Joe, that shit is DEEP! Rhyming SEAT with EAT? How did you think of it? I think you missed an opportunity, though… you could have rhymed ‘stupider’ with ‘Jupiter.’

    When will your muse strike next?

    • Sykirobme permalink
      July 9, 2011 5:33 pm

      The awesome thing is that you’re quoting FASERIP quoting someone else’s bad poetry.

      RIF, dude. RIF.

    • FASERIP permalink
      July 11, 2011 10:04 am

      “There is more than one spelling of that word. Look it up.”

      If you’re spelling the same as Edmund Spenser, chances are you’re spelling it wrong. Check NASA’s or Sky and Telescope, or just use Google, it will try to correct you.

      Oh, thank you btw for all the lulz.

  13. faserfag permalink
    July 8, 2011 5:34 pm


  14. Kent permalink
    July 9, 2011 12:29 pm

    Where the fuck is Suck Dungeon? Where is my amusement?

    Everyone is allowed one mistake. No need to go into hiding over the Christian misfire, master mischief, although it does demonstrate that you have a heart of gold and are a sensitive lad after all.

    Chagrin is a temporary affliction. In your guilty repose consider focusing your newly burnished invective on the following egomaniacs of the first water: Zak Tiny Tough Tabatha; Jim “blogs are shit” Raggi; Hypnotically Repetitive Musing Grognardia aka mememememememememememe religious memememememememememe yipee!

    • July 9, 2011 1:05 pm

      If you truly count yourself among Christian’s supporters, you will advise him to shelve the proposed Pathfinder Forgotten Realms campaign. He’s been dissuaded from playing the game he wants (LL) in the setting he wants (Haldane) and is going to be driven wild-eyed and feral by his continued inability to assert himself in any other way than passive-aggressively.

      I tried to cannonball the medicine down his throat but he barfed it up all over his chest and then rubbed it into his face & hair and ran naked down the street, shrieking like a princess whose pony was stolen – he mistook diarrhea for blood and now he’s gimping around having comically covered his ass in gauze and bandages. Take him under your wing and coax his testicles into their belated descent – use a soothing, three-fingered brushing technique and blow gently on the taint, in retrospect a more likely to succeed approach than my heel to the stomach.

      Or say nothing, pull up a chair, and enjoy the next meltdown!

      • Kent permalink
        July 10, 2011 1:48 pm

        It’s not really a matter of taking sides, in fact it should be clear to all by now that Christian and you are the same type of lad, cut from the same cloth. You are both concerned with the happiness of others, Christian wants to see good people happy and you want to tear down the tyranny of evil men; evil ladies in the case of grognardia and zippety zak.

        You also differ superficially from Christian in the vocabulary you employ which is, … ehm, unconventional and hip.

  15. July 11, 2011 11:39 am


    • July 11, 2011 11:40 am


    • July 13, 2011 6:23 pm

      K3NT SAID: “the vocabulary you employ which is, … ehm, unconventional and hip”

      It’s lower and more medial, think the area medically labeled as “the pooper.”

      Imagine sac boy’s personal fantasies based on what we know about his vocabulary. It’s self-evident that no-one uses language like that THAT much unless they get off on it. A life time of holding hustler magazine two inches away from one’s nose has will do this to young, socially awkward boys.

      Unless these poor undeveloped souls can succeed in later life in careers or marriage you are likely to find this type of personality holding hand-painted plywood signs in small town parades – while the truly damaged and timid will take to the internet, baselessly attacking the baseless while hoping beyond hope that they can remain anonymous.

      Yes, sac-lad, you have issues, but that doesn’t mean that you don’t have the capacity for love. For God’s sake, put down the Split Beavers and say no to the Hot Carls and come in from the cold. Your mom probably still loves you and I do too.

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  17. July 13, 2011 1:09 pm

    go on, be the 1st to like this post~

  18. Purvis permalink
    August 5, 2011 7:19 pm

    I can’t say as I like him or not seeing as I have no idea who the fuck it is.

  19. JRT permalink
    August 16, 2011 9:06 pm

    Zak looks like he has full blown AIDS in that picture. Probably from taking it up the butt in all those gay pornos he does.

  20. September 15, 2011 5:02 pm

    Whatever. This guy could be dressed up like Carrot Top and be full of win because at the end of the day, he’s still fucking his incredibly hot girlfriend.

  21. Larry Elmore's Victim permalink
    October 6, 2011 1:37 am

    I heared he got teh AiDs cause of teh other folk fecking his hawt girlfreend. RIP dewd.

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