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Just a Few Questions

June 20, 2011

Why I’m asking.

James: What does Kelvin’s asshole taste like?  If you rush in at just the right time, can you pry loose the corn and peanuts with your tongue?  Do you lavish any attention on the taint/underballs, or do you just dive tonsils-deep into the rectum?  Is getting the art for free worth pretending that it is good?  Does it bother you that even a few of your dopey commenters have rebelled at your characterization of this as exceptional art?  Do you have any shame left, or does Jesus wash it all away if you diddle your rosary?

Kelvin: What does James’ tongue feel like when he licks out your bung?  Is it delicate & squicky like a serpent, or hot & raspy in the manner of a cat?  Do you bother with toilet paper anymore, or just leave it all up to James?  Did a visually-disabled child teach you to draw, or a helmeted retard?  Are you a helmeted retard?

Edit: Hahahaha he changed it to add fucking FRECKLES!  Nice work, Picasso – lookin’ good now!

23 Comments leave one →
  1. Russell the love muscle permalink
    June 20, 2011 11:00 pm

    After reading Greg’s post about Raggi’s lovechild I am a helmeted retard!

  2. June 21, 2011 7:07 am

    You’ve clearly given the details a lot of thought or you’ve asked the cumswappers james/scottsz over at Underdark or you just watched Kent the English faggot on his date night. Which one?

  3. Roger Moret permalink
    June 21, 2011 7:30 am

    Eh, Poag’s crap is balls-deep worse than that. And have you seen Zak’s chicken scratchings? It figures he’s an “AR-TISTE” on the west coast, a perfect place for shit like that to succeed when anywhere else on the planet except France he’d be laughed out of the gallery.

  4. June 21, 2011 8:07 am

    You’ve given this some thought, haven’t you? Did you look at james and scottsz’s cum-swap for inspiration? Or perhaps it was just watching Kent-the-English-faggots latest attempt at being more-real-than-thou that gave you the grist for the mill?

  5. June 21, 2011 8:10 am

    You’ve given this a lot of thought haven’t you? Or did you read the cum-swapping between james and scottsz? Perhaps it was watching Kent-the-English-faggot’s latest attempt at being more real-than-thou? Inquiring minds wish to know.

  6. June 21, 2011 8:39 am

    YOU BE GOOD OR I’M TURNING THIS CAR RIGHT AROUND AND YOU WON’T GET ANY ICE CREAM!

    I hear it melts fast in that warm weather.

  7. June 21, 2011 2:30 pm

    I’m fine with any. I’m more annoyed at wordshit for not updating the page.

    Scottsz the only thing you can drive is your dick into into your mouth as you blow yourself yourself into another boring episode of _As We Drool over the Drivel of some stupid Module nobody cares about_

    • June 21, 2011 3:47 pm

      It’s OK to talk about now. We’re safe here.
      Point to the place on the doll where the module touched you.

      Really… we’re here for you, man. It’ll be okay.

      I SAW THE SAILBOAT! I SAW IT!

      • June 21, 2011 8:01 pm

        You’re hallucinating on too much swapped jizz. On second thought, don’t stop. It makes you way more interesting than the drivel you used to write on my website.

  8. June 22, 2011 12:35 am

    Guilty as charged.

  9. June 22, 2011 2:34 am

    That’s it?! That’s all you got?!

    Come on, man, give it some fucking juice… like this…

    Scottsz, you dumb, ill bred, motherfucking bumbleprick. What’s it like carrying around those extra chromosomes, you filthy maggot sucking scumbag. You’ve got to be the most boring, useless blog fuck that ever dragged its own stinking, vile carcass through this shithole of a community. Never in my fucking life have I watched someone waste more time, on something so fucking inconsequentially dull, as those ridiculous lame ass gospels you post. Did you have special tin foil hats made up just for those? You need to just fucking turn your off that goddamn computer and go back to knitting.

    Right? Better?

    Christ, ‘Drizzle’, you gotta give me somethin’ to work with… so pull up your pants, wipe the goat shit from your mouth, and put some kind of fucking mental energy into this. Your dragging down the other commenters and fuckin’ up the money.

    • June 22, 2011 11:49 am

      Why? You’re providing enough entertainment on your own, in your own “oh look at me” attention getting sort of way. You’re like the retard that has to scream at the top of his lungs while continuing to jerk off… so you can get the attention AND stroke off.

      Do carry on. You’re far more inane and amusing than the English faggot, although he’s got a mouth that’s prettier than a crack whore.

      • June 22, 2011 12:34 pm

        So what is the story between you and Kent?

        Please let it be funny.

  10. June 23, 2011 10:57 pm

    Speaking of a selection of turd sandwhiches, check out this shit:
    http://www.thedelversdungeon.com/features/modules-main.htm

    And all that’s from the pen of YourDungeonIsSuck himself… er, I mean, some guy named Bill Silvey… not that a fine, upstanding family man like Bill would have anything to do with a site like YDIS. I mean, wouldn’t it be ironic if he did? Check that shit out… YDIS is slagging on all these nobodies for having blogs and ambitions and pretending they are authors… meanwhile Bill Silvey AKA ‘Dungeon Delver’ has his own rinky dink line of ‘modules’ that even have their own TSR style yellow stripe in the corner and an ever-so handy alpha-numeric coding system just like the real deal because when you have 5 different modules its really easy to get them mixed up so you need a coding system to keep them organized.

    And these are illustrated with some sweeeeeeeet screen captures from his kid’s video game which he has made all fartistic with some free photo filters image editing program… or some drawings from a guy named Steve. Complete with blue maps! Yeah — these babies look just like what I used to buy at the hobby shop in 1982!

    AND Delver has 2 blogs (old and new — nice of him to clarify which is which) and ARTICLES where the Delver himself will share his words of wisdom… and his own forum! I remember when Delver used to show up at Dragonsfoot and tear all the noobs a new one if they dared wonder aloud if that was Helvitica font used in “Keep on the Borderlands.” He would fucking set them straight on that shit…fucking noobs… but he don’t bother with DF no more because he got his OWN forum now. And on his birthday his mom logs in and wishes him a happy birthday. And he makes his kids log in to drive the post count up.

    Now wouldn’t it be ironic if Bill “The Real Deal” Silvey AKA Dungeon Delver and YourDungeonIsSuck turned out to be the same dude? Imagine the Delver, typing away at those scatological insults while wearing his purple wizard hat and grinning his silly chicklet-teeth grin and really laying into ‘all of these OSR dickbags with their lame-ass projects and their stupid blogs where they congratulate one another and pretend they are the shit’ and yet there he is… doing everything THEY are doing but so unbelieveably fucking lamely that it cannot be believed…after all the shit he has heaped on other people’s plates, calling them lame and pretentious and shit stained and retarded and it turns out that YDIS is really Delver with his delusions of grandeur in his little web empire that is as lame and pathetic than Kim Jong Il’s Elvis haircut— now wouldn’t that be ironic? And hilarious? I’m chuckling just thinking of it.

    Not that I’m suggesting that Bill Silvey and YourDungeonIsSuck are the same person… I’m just saying it would be funny if they were. But they are not. Really. They are not.

    • Radovarl permalink
      June 24, 2011 7:31 am

      Re: Dungeon Delver modules: Hopefully by now Silvey has figured out that a temple to Xan Yae doesn’t belong in the Sea of Dust. But probably not.

    • June 24, 2011 8:07 am

      TL;DR

      • June 24, 2011 10:38 am

        Talk about scrabbling for pennies: “Advertise on the Delver’s Dungeon!”? And a “make a donation” button? Have you no shame?

        Has the ‘Dwarven Forge’ banner netted you a dollar yet, Bill?

      • June 24, 2011 12:31 pm

        Um, yes I’m raking it in from ads. Also lots of people making donations. So life is good, bro.

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