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Lamentations of Jim Raggi’s Customers

June 16, 2011

Trouble in LotFPville!  Delays, delays delays.  I guess that shit wasn’t shovel-ready after all, or maybe Flophouse Edition is dogging it and the bills are piling up.  Carcosa?  Spring 2012 is my guess.  Isle of the Unknown… a couple months after that?  Exquisite Corpses, probably vaporware since Poag does nothing but mope these days.  Some other bullshit looks like summer 2012 if ever, except for some crappy module written by a fucking dickbag that Raggi’s embarrassed to even name.

Hope all you Pembrooktonshire Gardeners got your money’s worth – you don’t mind waiting a couple years to redeem your coupons, right?  If ever?  I think the free tax money is gone, but Raggi’s now 2-for-2 on rope-a-doping suckers out of their money with pre-sale shenanigans… ‘atta girl Fatty!

 

13 Comments leave one →
  1. June 17, 2011 4:37 am

    Transylvania 1600? WTF Back away from the pipe Jimmy. Of course the most interesting thing about this project? Jimmy is ordering books to read! I am sure the “Headbanger’s Guide to the Ottoman Empire” will be a page turner.

    “The actual historic text is also horribly misogynistic.” Oh, so this will be like all your other books then.

  2. FASERIP permalink
    June 17, 2011 11:00 am

    Best Raggi post ever.

    “Weird Fantasy is when there is a secret passage leading up through the crapper.”

  3. Sykirobme permalink
    June 17, 2011 1:32 pm

    I really liked crawling up a crapper but I’m embarrassed.

  4. NUNYA permalink
    June 18, 2011 3:29 pm

    SHHHH!!! THE PEEPLE ARE NOT TO NOES HIS LIE-DEALINGS!!!
    IF YOU KEEP ON YOU ARE TO SEE WHY HE STARTED FIGHTS WITH OTHER DUOCHE BAGS ON-LINE??1
    IT IS AN OSR CONSPIRACY-COVERUP WITH TENS OF DOLLARS AT STAKE SO YOU MUST GO ANON OR YOU WILL ENDED UP JFK’D!!!1

    :p

    • Chainsaw permalink
      June 18, 2011 5:13 pm

      Tens of dollars! Love it.

    • bat permalink
      June 19, 2011 12:45 pm

      Ok, “tens of dollars at stake” is hilarious.

    • Kent permalink
      June 20, 2011 2:59 pm

      Nunya. Why do you type like you have crayons for fingers?

      • bat permalink
        June 20, 2011 3:27 pm

        Kent: Perhaps Joesky isn’t as clever at covering his tracks as others…

  5. Roger Moret permalink
    June 19, 2011 1:32 pm

    Raggi got into bed with Poag, good luck. Pog’s art looks like someone took a runny dump on cement, and if his writing is half as batshit as his inane, simplistic political rants he’s got a good career ahead of him sucking the balls off monkeys.

    • Sykirobme permalink
      June 20, 2011 11:00 am

      Oh, shit, I just realized Poag is the aldeboran guy. Sweet! Bad Otus imitations and librul echo-chamber walls of text ftw. They need to throw B/X Blackrazor guy into the mix somehow.

      • NUNYA permalink
        June 20, 2011 5:26 pm

        SKYROBBERMAN –
        DON’T BE HATING CUZ YOU WERENT BOT WITH A BAG OF YUMMY LAYS CHIPS TO – THESE ARE THE BIGBOY LAEUGES!!!1

        :p

  6. June 22, 2011 1:16 pm

    You all certainly show the courage of your convictions when you crap on me anonymously.

    • bat permalink
      June 22, 2011 3:16 pm

      I kind of see these guys as a celebrity roast, roll with it. I was a bit shocked at first but I get a good laugh out of these guys now.

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