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Zak Sabbath & Greg Christopher Owe JOESKY a 12-Volume Set of Splatbooks

February 10, 2011

And they’re only five comments in.  Greg Christopher, you are a fucking mongoloid.  Please follow instructions closely:

  1. Curl up and push own dick into mouth.
  2. Reach behind and shove groping fist into asshole, forming body into toroidal shape.
  3. Push & shove vigorously – when fingers brush tip of dick, grab hold and pull.
  4. Continue pulling, shrinking torus radius, until you disappear into pocket dimension bounded by your own sphincter.  Thank you.

Zak Sabbath, you have too much time on your hands.  Instead of publicly wasting it, do something productive – paint some shit, do a porno, or play some games.  Fucking tedious…

10 Comments leave one →
  1. Hawk Harrelson permalink
    February 10, 2011 10:04 am

    D.J., that’s the hineybird mating dance.

  2. February 10, 2011 11:50 am

    Wow. I have never been insulted with 19th century racial epithets before. Thanks for being the first!

  3. otto permalink
    February 10, 2011 12:43 pm

    Mongoloid means retard dumbass.

  4. BASTARD DISINTEGRATOR permalink
    February 10, 2011 3:51 pm

    I just hope that Greg Christopher get fired for wasting his bosses’ time having “blog debates” while on the clock…

  5. February 10, 2011 5:28 pm

    Thanks for the well wishes, Bastard Disintegrator! I appreciate your support.

  6. Kent permalink
    February 11, 2011 3:35 am

    >>Zak Sabbath, —–– paint some shit,

    Does he enjoy that? I would think it is unhygienic.

  7. Radovarl permalink
    February 13, 2011 8:43 am

    Who the hell is Greg Christopher?

    • February 24, 2011 8:31 pm

      Cat with head trapped in grocery bag.

  8. FASERIP permalink
    February 21, 2011 11:30 am

    Now it’s James Faggi’s turn to beg for free promotional shit from the community.

    Why, it’s almost becoming a tradition in the OSR.

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