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EATBEAST WANTS FRIENDS.

September 9, 2010

Attention people who were trying to have a good time at the recent SoCal Smackdown – you are a bunch of assholes.  Apparently, you didn’t notice this cuddly ol’ bear who was trying to make friends with you… or maybe you did notice him, but you pretended not to because he is a self-described sweaty, drunken fatass (I threw in the sweaty part, but I bet it’s on the money).

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I got a ton of JuicyFruit on me."

Shame on you.  Why wouldn’t you rush to invite into your game some random dude, glassy-eyed and stinking of rum and radiating “FUCKYOUIMBETTERTHANYOUPLUSIMATOUGHGUY” vibes?  How dare you weren’t ‘all that friendly!’  Couldn’t get past the reek of $5 footlongs and metabolized booze?  Shallow, unfriendly pricks.

The good news is, he got over it.  Usually this dick is one to hold a grudge.  This time however, the comfort of his rented lair beckoned, and he retired for a (thankfully largely undescribed) ‘solo adventure.’  Hope you didn’t TPK the sheets, Brutus.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. Sykirobme permalink
    September 10, 2010 6:37 pm

    Seriously? When you have the dude at B/X Blackrazor ranting about the evils of capitalism and then charging $28 for his little pamphlet, Chgowiz getting sand in his vagina over ad copy, James M being James M…this is what you post?

    Damn, man. And I had such hopes for you.

  2. September 11, 2010 4:10 pm

    Sounds kinda reaching, since it appears he ran a good game and had a good time.

    And I agree….I waited an eternity for your next post, and this was almost as boring as an OSR blog. Alas, YDIS is merely mortal like the rest of us.

  3. September 23, 2010 9:44 pm

    I’m confused about your commentary. Please click on the first link and make sure you are talking about the right post. Thanks!

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