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Dumb 4e Thread of the Day

March 17, 2010

That’s a great question, Tequila Sunrise!

What the hell is going ON around here?!?!?  Why don’t 1st level PCs have instant access to godlike powers over life & death?  What kind of broke-ass game doesn’t allow magical, legendary artifact creation upon completion of chargen?  Are you telling me I have to wait until 8th level or something before my character can snatch souls from the clutches of Hades?  That’s just gay.

Additional powers that should be available to 1st level 4e PCs:

  • Wish
  • Instant Death Wink
  • Unlimited Wish
  • Nuclear Magic Missile
  • Auto Max Roll
  • Double Unlimited Wish
  • XP Stimulus Package (capped at 11 trillion points to maintain challenge)
3 Comments leave one →
  1. March 17, 2010 4:31 pm

    How about a first level power called “Win Game”. Then everyone can pack it in and play something else.

  2. March 19, 2010 1:08 am

    Oh dear. I think the thing I hate most about 4e isn’t 4e itself, but rather the utterly stupid things that it inspires in people. Yes other RPGs allow people to come up with some pretty insipid ideas, but 4e actively encourages it.

  3. March 31, 2010 11:17 pm

    I honestly am wondering if that thread is a forum-troll.. It has been suggested to me, however, that this might be from an rpg newbie that is used to WoW and such.

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