Common Sense: 1 Sadsack: 0
February 16, 2010
Douche Monkey is back for more! This time he sobs into his tankard because a mean-ol’ DM won’t let a singing gnome riding a wiener dog kill a black dragon. Boo-fucking-hoo, if you wanna be a dragonslayer roll up a goddamn fighter, numbnuts.
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Your Dungeon Is Suck. 
I’m rather stunned by that article, though I really shouldn’t be. A bad case of PC entitlement in action, I guess. I can only assume he’s happily playing 4E now, where all characters excel at battle, and there’s no need for such improvised actions (or room for DM judgment calls to say “your idea failed.”) Sounds like the type of person who cries whenever he doesn’t get his way immediately, then takes his ball and goes home.